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(upbeat music)
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♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪
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(machines exploding)
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Yeah!
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(wood cracking)
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Hiya!
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(villain laughing nefariously)
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♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪
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(upbeat music)
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(fire whooshing)
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(man grunting)
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Oh no, ugh.
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Somebody save me.
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(dragon laughing)
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Hiya!
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(dragon grunting)
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(birds chirping)
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No one attacks the good people of Rizon
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without dealing with me first.
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Cut!
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What are you doing?
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Can't you see we're shooting a movie here?
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Ty Randall's Dragon Tears, part six.
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(cameras snapping)
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Ty Randall!
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Can I take a selfie with you?
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(Iro grunting)
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Don't touch the Ty, kid.
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I've always dreamed
of being a movie star,
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just like you, Ty.
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Oh.
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I know all your moves, the claw stopper,
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the tiger skinner, the belly exploder.
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(Iro belching)
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(board creaking)
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Huh?
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(board crashing)
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(all gasping)
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Ty, we've got a movie to shoot,
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this is not the time to get crushed.
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Fine, be that way, you're
totally replaceable.
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(Neeko whistling)
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Hmm...
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You, kid, you want to be a movie star?
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Me?
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No, the bag of potatoes behind you.
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(Iro sighing)
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Of course you, you want the job or not?
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Me?
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Yes, of course!
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My dream is coming true,
I can't believe it!
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Get over it, we shoot in five.
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I thought your dream was to
be the next great Chop Chop.
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Well, yes, but that's
going to take years.
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I can be famous now.
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(Jo coughing)
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Don't worry, I'm still the same humble Iro
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you know and love.
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Is it too much to ask for a smoothie?
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Make it fat-free, sugar-free,
kale-free, and free-free.
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Oh, I'll get it!
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(both sighing)
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(gong sounding softly)
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Ooh.
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(Splat coughing)
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Behold, the latest in tank technology.
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(metal clinking)
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A tail?
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How dare you mock me, Splat.
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I want Rizon to marvel at my
greatness, not laugh at me.
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It's called a stinger, sir.
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This is a scorpion tank.
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(buttons beeping)
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(mechanical whirring)
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(metal clanging)
(electric sizzling)
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Ooh, a stinker, I like it.
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Again, it's a stinger, sir.
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Yes it is, and today
Rizon shall discover
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the power of The General's stink.
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(The General and Splat cackling)
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(assistant panting)
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(relaxed harp music)
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(Neeko sneezing)
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Shh.
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There you go, Iro.
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[Jo And Neeko] Uh...
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Ah, feels good to be a star.
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[Director] Talent on set!
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Talent?
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That's me.
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Woohoo!
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(dragon gargling)
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(fire whooshing)
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Perfect.
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In this scene, you're
fighting a dragon fiend.
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First, grab him by the arm.
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(Iro tut-tutting)
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I've got this, I'm a ninja,
I fight real danger every day.
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You know, like... The General?
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Get ready to feel my stink, ninjas!
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(fire whooshing)
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Splat, who is that bad guy there?
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No one steals my thunder, it's mine.
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Actually, sir, it looks
like they're shooting a movie.
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Hm...
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(Splat screaming)
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(buttons beeping)
(The General laughing)
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(dragon exclaiming)
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Ugh, someone call HR.
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I need another big, intimidating bad guy.
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Yes!
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Hey you, yeah, you wanna be a bad guy?
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I am a bad guy, now move!
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A method actor, you're hired.
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Come on, we're wasting time.
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You'll be dragon fiend Ninja Crusher,
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get ready to crush!
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You mean I get to
crush ninjas on camera?
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That's the idea, what do you say?
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I say, action!
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No, no, no, no, I refuse to
work with him, he's a villain.
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Exactly, do you have a
problem with that, famous boy?
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No, no problem at all.
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(clapperboard tapping)
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Ty Randall's Dragon Tears,
scene 103, take one,
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(assistant yawning)
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and action!
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By the code of the dragon,
I shall have my revenge.
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(fist thudding)
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Cut!
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(Iro groaning)
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Can you give it more anger?
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Take two, and action.
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Hiya!
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(ice thudding)
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What do you think you're doing?
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I'm supposed to pummel you.
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I'm the star, I can
pummel you if I want to!
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No, I'm the bad guy, I pummel you!
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I've been an actor longer than you!
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I'm bigger!
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I'm younger!
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I'm a general!
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(both grumbling)
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You know the script says
actually that you're supposed to-
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[Both] No one cares about the script!
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And cut.
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Beautiful, let's shoot
the laser scene next.
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Laser?
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(electric whirring)
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(stamp thudding)
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(Iro spitting)
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Jo, nice to see you.
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(camera clicking)
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The line's over there.
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Thanks.
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Wake up, Iro, the
general is up to something.
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Stop worrying, nothing ever
goes wrong on a movie set.
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Ugh seriously?
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This movie star shtick is getting tiring.
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Tiring?
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Maybe for you.
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That's what I meant.
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Look, we just got a few scenes to shoot,
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then a few months of promo,
two or three sequels,
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maybe a spinoff, and
then I'll be right back
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to Chop Chopping with you guys.
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All right?
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(Iro spitting)
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(stamp thudding)
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Oh, here's a little something for you.
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(Splat grunting)
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(metal squeaking)
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(machine whirring)
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(Splat whispering)
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(The General giggling)
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Iro, we have a movie to
make, let's bury the hatchet.
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We understand each other, we're actors.
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Let's do this!
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See, nothing to worry about.
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(The General snickering)
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(clapperboard tapping)
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Oh, how I've waited for this.
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(electronic beeping)
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Uh, Iro?
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It's all pretend, you guys.
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(The General snickering)
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(electronic whirring)
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No, it's not, that thing's real!
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No!
You'll ruin the shot!
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(Iro grunting)
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(laser blasting)
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(building exploding)
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[All] No!
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(all stammering)
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(crew laughing)
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Yes!
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It's all special effects, told ya.
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(Splat whispering)
(The General gasping)
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See, even the fire is computer generated-
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ow, that's a real fire!
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(Iro exclaiming)
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(The General cackling)
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(metal clanging)
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To the Academy!
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[All] Uh oh.
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(metal clanging)
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(tent smashing)
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Yeah, crush, crush, crush!
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Genius!
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Now this is going to be a good fight,
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stay with them.
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(machine rumbling)
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(exhilarating music)
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Get ready to stink, Splat.
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(buttons beeping)
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(electronic whirring)
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Hiya!
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(laser blasting)
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This is great, it feels so real.
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Time to roll credits,
it's all over, General.
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How about we shoot an alternate ending?
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(mechanical grinding)
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(all screaming)
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(Splat exclaiming)
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(The General cackling)
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(button clicking)
(mechanical whirring)
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Oh no, the Academy!
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(assistant panting)
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Oof, the big finale, the
bad guy's about to win,
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the ninjas are too far
away to do anything,
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all is lost, what's going to happen?
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Oh, I love it.
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I love it, I love it, I love it!
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(glass clinking)
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That's it.
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Now what kind of lens should I-
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(director exclaiming)
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Iro, throw it in the laser.
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(camera thudding)
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No!
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The entire movie's in there.
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Hm...
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(The General cackling)
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No!
(electronic whirring)
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Hiya!
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(all gasping)
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(laser blasting)
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Uh oh.
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(The General screaming)
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Don't worry, sir, I'll
get the ointment ready!
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You blew it, kid, and for what?
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To redeem yourself in
the eyes of your friends?
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Oh, you got your priorities backwards.
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Consider yourself unfamoused.
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All right, people, movie's over.
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So, are you done with
being an actor now?
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Oh yeah, never again.
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I'll be a director, and
my first piece will be,
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Chop Chop, The Movie!
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You guys, looking for a job?
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(cheerful music)
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Quiet on set!
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And... action!
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(clapperboard tapping)
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Don't miss Ty Randell in
the role of the amazing Iro,
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and Curtis Dragon as The General in...
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Chop Chop, The Movie
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(fire exploding)
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(elegant chiming)
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(elegant flute music)
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All right, let's do this.
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[All] Chop Chop sculpture!
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00:10:56,059 --> 00:10:57,379
Nice.
275
00:10:57,381 --> 00:10:59,311
(regal music)
276
00:10:59,312 --> 00:11:00,562
Hmm, not bad.
277
00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,370
Not bad?
278
00:11:03,370 --> 00:11:05,130
Those are the best ninja moves ever.
279
00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:07,790
Yeah, totally worthy of
the best ninja category
280
00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:09,670
at this year's Rizon Awards.
281
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,370
You'll need more than
that to impress the judges.
282
00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:13,880
AKA, me.
283
00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:18,090
Besides, new rule this
year, best ninja award?
284
00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:20,130
Only one ninja can win.
285
00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:21,360
Only one?
286
00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:27,260
Ooh, staring contest, I'm good at those.
287
00:11:27,262 --> 00:11:28,212
(Tetsuo grunting)
288
00:11:28,213 --> 00:11:30,243
Ah, I blinked.
289
00:11:30,238 --> 00:11:33,158
(regal harp music)
290
00:11:35,171 --> 00:11:36,761
(The General grumbling)
291
00:11:36,755 --> 00:11:38,005
Splat?
292
00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:39,830
Tell me I look good.
293
00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:41,850
You look good, sir.
294
00:11:41,852 --> 00:11:42,692
Great!
295
00:11:43,896 --> 00:11:48,526
I'll bedazzle them all when
I win best bad guy this year,
296
00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:50,050
not like last year.
297
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,890
[Moriko] And the best
bad guy award goes to...
298
00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:56,164
(The General giggling quietly)
299
00:11:56,163 --> 00:11:57,163
The Admiral!
300
00:11:58,944 --> 00:12:03,374
(crowd cheering, applauding)
301
00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:04,453
(The General grumbling)
302
00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:07,460
This year, the award is mine!
303
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,810
Do you hear me, Admiral?
304
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:12,050
M-I-N, mine.
305
00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:14,710
Of course it is, darling,
306
00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:17,340
and I've been hired to make sure of it.
307
00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:19,810
Splat, who's this?
308
00:12:19,810 --> 00:12:22,480
A professional villain consultant, sir.
309
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,960
You hired her this morning.
310
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,450
Let's get started, shall we?
311
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:28,470
First, a great villain needs a great plan.
312
00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:30,950
Got one, crush the Academy.
313
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,670
Listen, sweetie, when it
comes to crushing the Academy,
314
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you stink.
315
00:12:34,609 --> 00:12:35,659
(The General stuttering)
316
00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:38,820
We need to start small,
something within your reach,
317
00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:41,400
kidnapping the princess perhaps?
318
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,330
Kidnapping princesses
is for giant turtles
319
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,110
and evil step-mothers.
320
00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:46,940
Oh, you're right.
321
00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:49,853
Kidnapping princesses is really
more of an Admiral thing.
322
00:12:50,694 --> 00:12:51,744
What?!
323
00:12:51,742 --> 00:12:54,382
I'm twice as evil, thrice as mean,
324
00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:58,050
and four-tice as loud as that no-talent,
325
00:12:58,050 --> 00:13:00,170
stinking, salt water coward.
326
00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:03,720
I'll kidnap the princess, get that award,
327
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:07,380
rub it in his fishy face until he cries.
328
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:09,150
I'm loving the energy.
329
00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:11,760
Now, let's brainstorm some catch phrases.
330
00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,370
Chop Chop Ninja!
331
00:13:14,368 --> 00:13:17,618
(dummies thudding)
332
00:13:17,621 --> 00:13:18,451
All right!
333
00:13:18,454 --> 00:13:19,854
- Yeah!
- Boo-yeah!
334
00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:22,460
How's Mariko going
to pick one best ninja?
335
00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:25,110
We're clearly all amazing.
336
00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:26,960
Who cares about dumb awards anyway?
337
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,260
Ah, my awards, my
greatest source of pride,
338
00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,260
right, Phoebe?
339
00:13:33,264 --> 00:13:35,644
(Phoebe snorting)
340
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,840
Ah, nunchucks, I forgot
my staff at the castle,
341
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,960
better go get it.
342
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:44,792
(Mariko sighing)
343
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,098
(door slamming)
344
00:13:47,099 --> 00:13:48,339
(cup clattering)
345
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:51,590
Princess, I was passing by and I noticed-
346
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:54,610
Passing by... my secret study?
347
00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:56,840
Uh, yeah, so I thought I'd show you
348
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,770
my super awesome ninja moves, watch this.
349
00:14:02,168 --> 00:14:03,088
Vote for Jo!
350
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:03,933
(Mariko groaning)
351
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,466
Lightning fast, pinpoint
accuracy, I've got it all.
352
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,910
Talk about lighting up a room, right?
353
00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:10,800
Vote Neeko.
354
00:14:10,802 --> 00:14:13,472
(metal whooshing)
355
00:14:13,466 --> 00:14:15,086
(Mariko shrieking)
356
00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,880
Strength always wins, vote for me!
357
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,590
Put me down!
358
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,503
(wood smashing)
359
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,260
Keep this up, and none of
you will win best ninja.
360
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:30,680
So, if they keep it up
and I don't, then I win?
361
00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:32,613
I'm not keeping it up.
362
00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:33,437
Me neither.
363
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,100
Look at me, not keeping anything.
364
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:39,190
(all grunting, yelling)
365
00:14:39,192 --> 00:14:40,332
(Mariko sighing)
366
00:14:40,325 --> 00:14:43,595
(electronic whirring)
367
00:14:43,603 --> 00:14:45,413
Need a lift?
368
00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:46,240
Get it?
369
00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:50,860
Lose the pun, hun, and go
straight to the catch phrase.
370
00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,470
Oh yeah, yeah, right.
371
00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:54,760
You've been generalized!
372
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:57,883
(blades whirring)
373
00:14:57,877 --> 00:14:58,707
Uh oh.
374
00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:02,780
I'm a real bad guy, huh?
375
00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:04,770
Right?
376
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:08,363
When The Admiral kidnaps
me, he uses a triple knot,
377
00:15:08,357 --> 00:15:11,867
not a double knot, which is
way easier to get out of.
378
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:12,699
(ropes snapping)
379
00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:13,542
See?
380
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:15,900
Triple knot...
381
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:19,760
Splat, give me a four-tuple
knot, on the double!
382
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,950
Right away, sir.
383
00:15:20,949 --> 00:15:22,199
(elegant harp music)
384
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,630
Okay, here's the plan,
385
00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:25,430
I'll sneak in and rescue the princess
386
00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:27,350
while the rest of you stand guard.
387
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:28,720
Ha, fat chance.
388
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,160
How about I rescue the
princess while you stand guard?
389
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,230
Stop thinking about your useless award,
390
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:35,530
we need to work as a team.
391
00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:38,050
Yeah, let's all stand guard!
392
00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:40,972
(Iro, Neeko, and Jo grunting)
393
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,703
So, you've captured the princess.
394
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:46,140
Good job, Big G.
395
00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:49,100
Now, you need a power
move to seal the deal.
396
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,850
Get the Chop Chop Ninjas.
397
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,040
Do I need to do everything myself?
398
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,120
Splat!
399
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,453
Get me the Chop Chop Ninjas.
400
00:16:01,559 --> 00:16:03,229
(glass cracking)
401
00:16:03,226 --> 00:16:05,906
(glass shattering)
(ninjas screaming)
402
00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:08,250
Certainly took your time, Splat.
403
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:11,740
Princess, I'll save you.
404
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:13,670
Not if I save you first.
405
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:16,020
Don't listen to these amateurs.
406
00:16:16,021 --> 00:16:18,851
(ninjas grunting)
407
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:25,840
(Splat grunting)
408
00:16:28,036 --> 00:16:28,866
(all gasping)
409
00:16:28,869 --> 00:16:32,269
(dramatic music)
410
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:34,136
You know, I think the general has a shot
411
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,140
at best bad guy this year.
412
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:37,820
I'd vote for him.
413
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,962
(The General cackling)
414
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,770
Pretty good bad guy, eh princess?
415
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:45,620
Princess?
416
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:50,700
Splat, who left the door unlocked?
417
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,820
You did, sir.
418
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,630
When I asked for locks on the cell doors,
419
00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:55,270
you said it wasn't in the budget.
420
00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:57,270
We're not paying the blame game, Splat,
421
00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,910
now finish those Chop Chops.
422
00:16:59,911 --> 00:17:02,661
(metal grinding)
423
00:17:08,132 --> 00:17:10,022
[All] Phew.
424
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:14,230
Sweetheart, never get rid
of the good guys right away.
425
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:15,480
It's basic villain 101.
426
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,810
Deathtraps have to be
unnecessarily complicated
427
00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:21,880
and drawn out, like this.
428
00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:24,143
(wheels squeaking)
429
00:17:24,139 --> 00:17:25,899
(metal thudding)
430
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:28,810
And now, you put your cool shades on
431
00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:30,600
and walk away laughing.
432
00:17:30,597 --> 00:17:31,837
(advisor laughing nefariously)
433
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,510
Like you have something
even more evil to do.
434
00:17:34,509 --> 00:17:37,709
Whoa, you're good.
435
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,280
To the award ceremony!
436
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:45,170
Oh, and, you've been generalized!
437
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,860
Since the princess rescued herself,
438
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,670
does that make her the best ninja?
439
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:52,600
Who cares?
440
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,510
In a minute, we're all
going to be cooked ninjas.
441
00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:57,430
Maybe there is a way out.
442
00:17:57,430 --> 00:18:00,100
(lava bubbling)
443
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:06,067
(metallic clanging)
444
00:18:07,093 --> 00:18:08,273
(all cheering)
445
00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:10,770
Come on, we have an award show to go to.
446
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:13,767
(sneaky jazz music)
447
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:20,527
(crowd cheering)
448
00:18:20,531 --> 00:18:23,091
(cameras clicking)
449
00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:25,915
(blades whirring)
450
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,364
It's The Admiral!
451
00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:32,641
Yarr, yarr.
452
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,233
(The General grumbling)
453
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,690
I will win that award.
454
00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:41,900
But, just in case I don't, I'll
just have to take it myself.
455
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:45,070
[Splat] Roger that, sir, over.
456
00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:46,830
Ooh, love it.
457
00:18:46,829 --> 00:18:49,139
(exhilarating music)
458
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:51,190
Faster, we've got to get there in time.
459
00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:56,890
And The Academy Award
for best Academy goes to...
460
00:18:58,353 --> 00:18:59,353
The Academy!
461
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,090
Woohoo, Enoki number one!
462
00:19:03,090 --> 00:19:06,370
Now, it's time for
the best bad guy award.
463
00:19:06,370 --> 00:19:08,580
And the nominees are... Komata,
464
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,774
(loud crashing)
465
00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:12,601
Ash Ogre,
466
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,550
Kami,
467
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:18,370
The General,
468
00:19:19,798 --> 00:19:21,378
and... The Admiral!
469
00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:23,183
Yarr.
470
00:19:23,176 --> 00:19:26,096
And the award for best bad guy goes to...
471
00:19:27,285 --> 00:19:29,045
The Admiral!
472
00:19:29,049 --> 00:19:31,629
(crowd cheering, applauding)
473
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:32,723
Yarr, yarr!
474
00:19:35,698 --> 00:19:37,078
[Audience Member] All right!
The Admiral's my favorite!
475
00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:40,409
That's it, prepare to be kablam-ified!
476
00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:43,640
Over.
477
00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:44,483
(button clicking)
478
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,756
(blades whirring)
479
00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:48,586
(laser blasting)
480
00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:49,529
(ceiling blocks thudding)
481
00:19:49,528 --> 00:19:52,608
(audience screaming)
482
00:19:54,112 --> 00:19:55,572
(The General laughing)
483
00:19:55,574 --> 00:19:59,744
I... want... my... award!
484
00:19:59,744 --> 00:20:00,714
Time for my acceptance speech!
485
00:20:00,706 --> 00:20:03,616
(glass shattering)
486
00:20:05,891 --> 00:20:08,791
Stop, my warranty is expired!
487
00:20:08,787 --> 00:20:09,817
(metal clanging)
488
00:20:09,816 --> 00:20:11,956
(metal thudding)
489
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,310
[All] Hiya!
490
00:20:15,307 --> 00:20:17,717
Chop Chop Ninja!
491
00:20:17,719 --> 00:20:19,349
(Tetsuo panting)
492
00:20:19,347 --> 00:20:20,847
Chop Chop Ninja.
493
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:25,540
It's time for the
final award of the night,
494
00:20:25,537 --> 00:20:27,287
the best ninja award.
495
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,570
You know, I don't care
which one of us wins.
496
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:34,800
We're all the best ninjas.
497
00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:38,550
Iro, Iro, Iro, Iro, come on, Iro.
498
00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:41,070
And the best ninja award goes to...
499
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:44,220
Phoebe!
500
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,100
Come on!
501
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,050
(bouncy banjo music)
502
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,717
(Phoebe grunting)
503
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:53,135
(crowd cheering)
504
00:20:53,143 --> 00:20:54,003
(upbeat music)
505
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,844
♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪
506
00:21:09,652 --> 00:21:12,492
♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪
507
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:17,092
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