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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Hello.
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Carla, what are you doing in?
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You're not due in
for another hour.
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I had to get out of my
house. It was a zoo.
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Serafina took the hedge
clippers to the shag carpet.
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Little Lotte unplugged
the refrigerator
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to see if frozen peas
melt faster than ice cream.
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Gino made a volcano
for a science project
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in the microwave.
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And on top of everything else,
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me and Eddie had a big fight.
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Oh, geez, what about?
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He had the nerve to say I don't
know how to control my kids.
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I don't know. We just
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Hello. Cheers can't seem to see
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eye to eye on the right
way to discipline 'em.
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Carla, it's for you. Oh...
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God...
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Hello.
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I thought we settled this.
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No, you definitely
cannot hit him.
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No, you cannot
lock him in the closet,
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and you absolutely cannot wash
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his mouth out with soap.
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Anne-Marie, you untie
your stepfather right now!
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♪ Making your way
in the world today ♪
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♪ Takes everything you've got ♪
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♪ Taking a break
from all your worries ♪
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♪ Sure would help a lot ♪
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♪ Wouldn't you
like to get away? ♪
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You want to be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ You want to go
where people know ♪
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♪ People are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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Cheers.
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Yeah, hi, Carla.
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Bye, Carla.
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Hey, what was that about?
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Uh, it's just... Carla
reminding us it's her night off.
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Normie, you, uh... you ever feel
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like we're getting
in a little rut here?
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How do you mean, Cliff?
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Well, every day, we
come into the same bar,
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sit on the same stools,
drink beer, night after...
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I mean, there's
got to be something
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a little bit more to life.
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Cliffie, for the last time,
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I am not changing
barstools with you.
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Well, I, for one,
applaud your desire
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to shake things up a bit, Cliff.
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Sometimes I think
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I'd give anything for a
change... No matter how slight...
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In this deadly,
unvarying routine of life.
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What can I get you, Dr. Crane?
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The usual.
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So, Sam, uh, anything
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interesting in the
corporate newsletter there?
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Oh, well, let's see
here. Uh... yes.
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Did you know that the, uh,
corporation that owns this bar
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purchases one percent of all
the string made in America?
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Whoo! My blood
pressure, Sam, please.
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Aw, come on, guys.
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There must be something
going on in our lives
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that we can talk about.
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Well, Norm, what
did you do today?
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Well, I just about finished
the first coat of paint
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at Cliff's apartment.
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Oh, yawns all around. Next?
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Oh, I got a ticket this weekend.
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Oh, Woody, we're
not that desperate.
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Ah, speak for yourself.
Parking or moving?
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Parking, but it
was my own fault.
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I, uh... I let the meter run out
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while I was watching
them film Spencer for Hire.
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What?
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Spencer for Hire?
That's my favorite!
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Was Robert Urich there?
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Oh, yeah. It's his show.
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And you saw him?
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, eh, well, Normie
over here's met him.
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You lie!
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What's he really like?
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Well, you know,
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he just sped past me in his BMW,
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but he seemed like a
real courteous driver.
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You know, I've
heard that about him.
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Oh, would...
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would you stop it?
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I mean, the guy puts his
pants on one leg at a time
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just like everybody else.
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Why is everybody
so gaga over actors?
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Hold it, hold it.
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I'm still picturing him with his
pants down around his ankles.
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So, Wood, how long
did you watch them film?
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Till some guy came up and put
me in one of the crowd scenes.
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Now, wait... You were
in a scene with him?!
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I can't believe it!
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Woody!
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Whoa! You're going
to be on national TV?
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Weren't you nervous?
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Oh, yeah, I was, until
I talked to Mr. Urich.
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You talked to him?
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I'm dying! What did he say?
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He said it was a cold day.
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And what did you say?
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I agreed with him.
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Ooh, good move.
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Then I loaned him my gloves.
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Yeah? What'd he say?
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Thanks.
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Oh! Can't you
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just hear him?
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You know, the truth
is I know how you feel.
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I felt the same way
about Haley Mills...
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when I was 12.
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When weren't you 12?
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Hello, ladies, can I help you?
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We're here about the book club.
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Oh, you probably
have us confused
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with the public library.
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Happens all the time.
It's two blocks down.
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This is Cheers, isn't it?
- Oh, yes.
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But there's no way... Excuse
me. I'm Rebecca Howe.
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- You must be Mrs. Miller.
- Yes.
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We're here to make
the final arrangements
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for our Sunday night meetings.
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Great. Well, let me
show you the back room.
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I hope everything
suits your needs.
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Yoo-hoo! Uh, Miss Howe,
can I speak to you for a minute?
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Uh, you go on ahead,
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and I'll join you
in just a minute.
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What is... what is this
about a-a book club?
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Ever since I arrived here,
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I have been desperately trying
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to upgrade the
clientele in this bar.
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We will upgrade
some other night.
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Sunday is the night that we
have our weekly pool tournament.
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You said it. That's right.
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Well, just have your pool
tournament another night.
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Oh, right!
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Like we can, uh, rearrange
our schedule here. Right.
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Well, what about Monday night?
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Yo, guys, we got a lady
right off the boat here,
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doesn't speak any English.
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Tell her what happens
Monday night, will you, please?
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Football!
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How about Tuesday?
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Darts Night.
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Wednesday?
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Well, recovery from Darts Night.
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Thursday's Poker Night.
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Friday's a night to howl.
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And, uh, Saturday
night is Date Night,
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so, uh, where
does that leave us?
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Horny on Sundays. Yo.
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The book club will meet
here on Sunday, period.
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Miss Howe? SAM: Oh, come...!
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We have a few questions.
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Of course. FRASIER:
Say, excuse me.
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I don't mean to be rude,
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but, uh, do you ladies
comprise a book club?
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Yes, that's right.
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Well, the salon of the '80s.
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You know, it's encouraging
to meet a group of adults
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who still read in
this day and age
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rather than pay homage
to the great god, television.
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I can't tell you how
heartened I am... Excuse me.
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I have a cigarette
going back there.
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Of course. MAN: Hey, Woody,
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when you were on the set there,
you see any famous actresses?
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Huh? No.
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What about all the
drug stuff you hear
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about in show business...
See any of that?
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No.
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There's a lot of that
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juicy backstabbing
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going on on the set? No.
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Hey, guys, you got
to hear these stories.
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Yeah.
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So, uh, Normie,
you think you'll be,
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uh, through, uh, painting my
apartment tomorrow, or what?
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Yeah, I'll finish up tomorrow.
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Can you have a, uh,
check ready for me, Cliff?
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Well, I'll, uh...
give you one now.
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Uh, okay, pay to the
order of Norman Peterson...
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one zillion dollars!
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There you go!
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Buy yourself a
yacht, young fella.
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Cliff, uh,
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you are going to pay
me for this job, aren't you?
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Hey, Normie, look, you,
uh, didn't charge me last year
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when you painted
Ma's house, did you?
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Well, that was before
I was a professional.
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Oh, I'll say. We never did
get those windows unstuck.
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Cliff, I finished
half your place.
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I'll be happy to come by
and finish the rest of it, okay?
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I'd appreciate a check.
If you've got a problem
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with that, why don't we work out
a payment schedule right now?
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Look, uh, Norm,
money is not a problem.
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You know that. It's just, uh,
well, I'm not a cheap man.
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Oh, a statement I'll wager
has never been uttered
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by anyone but a cheap man.
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Look, Norm, if I knew you were
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going to charge me for all this,
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I would've demanded
a better job.
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Now, I've been letting
you slide, buddy.
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If you think the
work is so worthless,
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just finish it yourself, Cliff.
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Well, uh, not that I couldn't.
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I mean, it doesn't exactly
take a Phi Beta Kappa
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to stick a brush in a bucket,
slap it on a wall, does it?
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I mean, any monkey can
do that, huh? Oh, yeah,
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as opposed to the high level
of skill and precision it takes
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to shove a postcard
through a slot.
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That's enough, enough,
okay, enough, Normie.
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I'm, uh, waiting for an apology.
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Fine. I'll drop it in the mail.
That way, you'll never get it.
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Well...
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I certainly don't have to
stand here and take that.
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Mm, good news, everyone.
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I've found a way
to make him leave.
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You'll rue this day, my friend.
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I am going to make a
laughingstock out of you
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in front of your whole
pseudo-profession.
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Very Joan Crawford.
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Oh, glad you guys could make it.
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Hey, wipe your feet
there, would you?
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Hey, Mr. C., uh, what
time's the game start?
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Oh, any minute
now, there, Woody.
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Hey, look at this place.
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So this is what you
finally picked out, huh?
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Oh, yeah. Was it everything
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you'd thought it
be, there, Sammy?
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No, no, I like it.
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Well, you know,
I've been meaning
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to have you guys over
here for a while now.
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I want to take this
opportunity to, uh,
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make a public apology
to my pal Normie here.
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I got out of line a little bit,
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uh, the other night in the bar,
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and, uh, I just hope you
can, uh, find it in your heart
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to forgive me, there, Norm.
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Don't worry about it. I said
some stupid things, too.
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All right! Hey,
hey, see that apple
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in the underwear
commercial there? Yeah.
253
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He played a doorman
in my Spencer for Hire.
254
00:09:48,104 --> 00:09:49,069
Oh, yeah?
255
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Talk about range.
256
00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,602
You know, it's actually
a good paint job, Cliff.
257
00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:54,704
Oh, yeah, thanks, there, Normie.
258
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:55,693
You know, I, uh... you know,
259
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I thought I could
do this by myself,
260
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but, uh, when I
started, I realized
261
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that I needed somebody
with your specialized skills
262
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:02,800
and talents, eh...
263
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,046
Well, well, takes a big man
264
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,298
to admit that, Cliff. Ah...
265
00:10:05,322 --> 00:10:08,356
Glad you appreciate the
value of professional labor.
266
00:10:08,391 --> 00:10:10,191
Oh, yeah, I sure do, uh...
267
00:10:10,226 --> 00:10:12,204
Listen, if you guys don't
mind, I'd like to introduce you
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to the, uh, skilled artisan
who did this fine work.
269
00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:18,227
Yeah, he's in the, uh,
bathroom over here, finishing up.
270
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:20,184
Uh, hey, Duane, come out here.
271
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Cheers.
272
00:11:02,214 --> 00:11:04,081
Oh, hang on a second.
273
00:11:04,116 --> 00:11:06,183
Mr. Peterson, it's Mr. Clavin.
274
00:11:06,218 --> 00:11:07,885
Come on, now, it's
been a whole week.
275
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Maybe he wants
276
00:11:08,937 --> 00:11:10,237
to make up.
277
00:11:10,272 --> 00:11:12,439
Take a message.
278
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Can I take a message?
279
00:11:16,913 --> 00:11:18,579
Okeydokey.
280
00:11:23,636 --> 00:11:25,535
What'd he say?
281
00:11:35,481 --> 00:11:38,215
What are you doing, there?
282
00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:41,384
Miss Howe put moi in
charge of refreshments
283
00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:42,586
for the book club.
284
00:11:42,621 --> 00:11:44,917
Well, yeah, but what are those?
285
00:11:44,941 --> 00:11:46,941
Finger sandwiches.
286
00:11:46,976 --> 00:11:47,942
You know, the part that takes
287
00:11:47,977 --> 00:11:52,079
the most time is getting
that middle knuckle right.
288
00:11:52,115 --> 00:11:56,399
Woody, they don't actually
have to look like fingers.
289
00:11:56,435 --> 00:11:58,519
Yeah, right, Sam.
290
00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:03,101
Boy, it hardly
feels like a Sunday
291
00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:04,937
without a pool cue
in my hand. Yeah.
292
00:12:04,961 --> 00:12:06,955
Why don't we go to Old Town
Tavern, shoot some stick?
293
00:12:06,979 --> 00:12:07,962
No, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa.
294
00:12:07,997 --> 00:12:09,775
What, are you kidding?
Tonight happens to be
295
00:12:09,799 --> 00:12:11,342
Woody's big debut
on Spencer for Hire.
296
00:12:11,366 --> 00:12:13,662
Can't imagine what
it's going to be like
297
00:12:13,686 --> 00:12:15,530
to see, uh, somebody
we actually know
298
00:12:15,554 --> 00:12:17,199
up on that TV screen. Yeah.
299
00:12:17,223 --> 00:12:19,356
Well, Norm, I'm-I'm
loathe to chide you
300
00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:21,358
for your short memory,
but I appeared on the tube
301
00:12:21,393 --> 00:12:22,860
just a few short weeks ago.
302
00:12:22,895 --> 00:12:24,372
Oh, well, yeah, Frasier, uh,
303
00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:27,364
no offense, but a bunch of
do-gooders sitting around
304
00:12:27,399 --> 00:12:29,366
jabbering about a
nuclear freeze is one thing.
305
00:12:29,401 --> 00:12:31,836
We're talking prime
time cop show here.
306
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,372
Evening, ladies.
307
00:12:35,407 --> 00:12:36,773
I'm really excited
308
00:12:36,809 --> 00:12:37,774
about you being here.
309
00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:39,387
The rest of your group's
already in the back.
310
00:12:39,411 --> 00:12:40,544
Oh, thank you very much.
311
00:12:40,579 --> 00:12:42,713
It should be a special evening.
312
00:12:42,748 --> 00:12:46,050
Tonight, we're discussing
English agrarian life
313
00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:47,551
before the Reform Bill
314
00:12:47,586 --> 00:12:50,387
as portrayed in
Elliot's Middlemarch.
315
00:12:50,422 --> 00:12:52,356
Would you care to join us?
316
00:12:52,391 --> 00:12:53,568
You know, actually,
317
00:12:53,592 --> 00:12:55,070
we were just discussing
that at the bar,
318
00:12:55,094 --> 00:12:57,894
and I'm a little
burned out on it. Oh.
319
00:12:59,031 --> 00:13:01,548
Miss Howe?
320
00:13:01,584 --> 00:13:02,984
I put the tea and the lemonade
321
00:13:03,019 --> 00:13:04,385
in the back for the ladies,
322
00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:06,020
and, uh, these
are ready for you.
323
00:13:06,055 --> 00:13:07,321
Thank you, Woody.
324
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,860
Woody, when I said I
wanted finger sandwich...
325
00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:17,298
These look delicious.
326
00:13:19,535 --> 00:13:20,834
Excuse me.
327
00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:21,702
Yes, yes, yes.
328
00:13:21,737 --> 00:13:23,281
I'm missing something in my tea.
329
00:13:23,305 --> 00:13:24,939
All right, uh, lemon
here? Sugar?
330
00:13:24,974 --> 00:13:26,273
A touch of brandy.
331
00:13:26,308 --> 00:13:29,427
Ah. Well, all right.
332
00:13:29,462 --> 00:13:30,661
There you go.
333
00:13:30,696 --> 00:13:32,045
Don't be shy.
334
00:13:33,582 --> 00:13:34,865
Thank you very much.
335
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,400
Bye-bye.
336
00:13:36,435 --> 00:13:38,380
Hey, hey, everybody.
My Spencer for Hire is on.
337
00:13:39,755 --> 00:13:41,038
Woody, when's your big scene?
338
00:13:41,073 --> 00:13:42,255
It's hard to tell.
339
00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:45,625
You know, in television,
we shoot out of sequence.
340
00:13:46,929 --> 00:13:50,247
I wonder if you might
have a little gin back there.
341
00:13:50,283 --> 00:13:51,815
Gin, in a bar?
342
00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:53,117
Uh... whoa!
343
00:13:54,436 --> 00:13:55,802
It's your lucky
day. There you go.
344
00:13:55,838 --> 00:13:56,904
Thank you.
345
00:13:56,939 --> 00:13:58,906
See, I've had this cold.
346
00:14:00,592 --> 00:14:02,353
That's, that's the
street I was on!
347
00:14:02,377 --> 00:14:03,488
That's my scene!
348
00:14:03,512 --> 00:14:06,080
Woody! Woody! Woody!
349
00:14:06,115 --> 00:14:07,592
There I am! Where?! Where?!
350
00:14:07,616 --> 00:14:08,644
Where are you?
351
00:14:08,668 --> 00:14:10,262
There! Right
there in the corner!
352
00:14:10,286 --> 00:14:11,252
That's a fire hydrant.
353
00:14:11,287 --> 00:14:12,464
No, no, right next to it.
354
00:14:12,488 --> 00:14:13,581
That's my sleeve!
355
00:14:13,605 --> 00:14:14,616
Woody, we can't see your face.
356
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,418
What?! Don't you
recognize my shirt?
357
00:14:16,442 --> 00:14:18,259
That distinctive
plain white one?
358
00:14:19,462 --> 00:14:20,472
All right, well, now it's gone
359
00:14:20,496 --> 00:14:21,462
to commercial. You missed it.
360
00:14:21,497 --> 00:14:22,508
Oh, Woody, you telling me...?
361
00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:23,608
That's it?! MAN: Hey, you know,
362
00:14:23,632 --> 00:14:24,959
lots of people
have white shirts.
363
00:14:24,983 --> 00:14:25,916
And arms.
364
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,017
How do we know
365
00:14:27,052 --> 00:14:28,263
you were even on
the show, Woody?
366
00:14:28,287 --> 00:14:30,053
Of course I was.
367
00:14:30,089 --> 00:14:31,388
Oh, you got to believe me.
368
00:14:31,424 --> 00:14:32,756
Oh, yeah, I bet that's you
369
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,741
driving the little chuck
wagon right now, huh?
370
00:14:34,777 --> 00:14:36,543
Yah! Yah!
371
00:14:39,615 --> 00:14:40,714
No, no, no. I swear.
372
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,682
I met Robert Urich
and everything.
373
00:14:42,718 --> 00:14:44,112
Yeah, Wood, let us
know when your pants
374
00:14:44,136 --> 00:14:45,976
are on Dallas.
375
00:14:50,509 --> 00:14:52,687
♪ What shall we do
with a drunken sailor? ♪
376
00:14:52,711 --> 00:14:55,245
♪ What shall we do
with a drunken sailor ♪
377
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,308
♪ What shall we do
with a drunken sailor ♪
378
00:14:57,332 --> 00:14:59,600
♪ Earl-aye in the morning? ♪
379
00:14:59,635 --> 00:15:00,834
♪ Hey-oh, up she rises ♪
380
00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:01,935
God, not again.
381
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,815
♪ Hey-oh, up she
rises, hey-oh... ♪
382
00:15:03,839 --> 00:15:06,072
What the hell is
happening to our book club?
383
00:15:06,108 --> 00:15:07,853
I think it had something to do
384
00:15:07,877 --> 00:15:09,921
with that last
round of margaritas.
385
00:15:11,179 --> 00:15:13,157
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
386
00:15:13,181 --> 00:15:14,214
That does it!
387
00:15:14,249 --> 00:15:16,049
I am putting a stop
to this right now.
388
00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:17,801
No, let me handle
this. You're not used to
389
00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:20,337
dealing with those
rowdy book club types.
390
00:15:21,374 --> 00:15:23,185
Sam, this is my
bar. I am in charge.
391
00:15:23,209 --> 00:15:26,477
All right. I am perfectly
capable of restoring order.
392
00:15:26,512 --> 00:15:28,432
You are so cute
when you're macho.
393
00:15:29,865 --> 00:15:30,814
Hey, Woods.
394
00:15:30,849 --> 00:15:32,515
I'm just curious, um,
395
00:15:32,551 --> 00:15:34,518
did a lot of other shirts
audition for that role?
396
00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:36,965
Hey, Woody,
397
00:15:36,989 --> 00:15:39,073
there's an article in
here that says your shirt
398
00:15:39,108 --> 00:15:41,075
is now dating Morgan Fairchild.
399
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,876
But she says
they're just friends.
400
00:15:43,846 --> 00:15:44,945
Come on, guys.
401
00:15:44,981 --> 00:15:47,314
I'm telling you,
I really did do it.
402
00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:48,527
Sure thing, Woody.
403
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,854
Cheers.
404
00:15:55,324 --> 00:15:56,840
Oh, hi, Robert Urich.
405
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,677
Yeah, yeah, this is
your old pal, Woody.
406
00:16:01,396 --> 00:16:02,996
Oh, well, I thought
407
00:16:03,032 --> 00:16:05,365
your performance was
wonderful tonight, too.
408
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,350
Yeah.
409
00:16:06,385 --> 00:16:07,495
Yeah.
410
00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:10,020
What? Oh, uh, yeah, that shirt?
411
00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:12,589
Yeah, I-I picked it out myself.
412
00:16:12,624 --> 00:16:14,191
Uh, Sears, I think.
413
00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:17,172
Yeah, okay, well,
thanks for calling.
414
00:16:17,196 --> 00:16:18,461
I'll see you around the studio.
415
00:16:18,497 --> 00:16:20,257
All right, bye.
416
00:16:20,716 --> 00:16:21,882
See?
417
00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:23,728
How could we have
ever doubted him?
418
00:16:23,752 --> 00:16:25,869
Boy, do we have
egg on our face, huh?
419
00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:27,932
Go on!
420
00:16:27,956 --> 00:16:30,440
Boy you sure, uh...
421
00:16:30,476 --> 00:16:32,876
you sure taught them
a lesson, didn't you?
422
00:16:32,912 --> 00:16:33,978
By the way, what,
423
00:16:34,013 --> 00:16:36,446
what do they do
with a drunken sailor?
424
00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:37,615
Malone?
425
00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:38,882
Get in there.
426
00:16:38,918 --> 00:16:40,734
Oh, so you do need me, huh?
427
00:16:40,769 --> 00:16:42,519
The right man for the job.
428
00:16:42,554 --> 00:16:44,304
No, no, no. You
don't understand.
429
00:16:44,339 --> 00:16:45,555
They asked for you.
430
00:16:47,543 --> 00:16:48,625
They did?
431
00:16:48,661 --> 00:16:50,226
Yes, they said,
432
00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:52,746
"Send in..."
433
00:16:52,781 --> 00:16:55,415
Did you hear that?
What did you...?
434
00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:57,370
Could you say
that slower, please?
435
00:16:58,087 --> 00:17:01,588
"The tall hunk with
the rippling rump."
436
00:17:03,092 --> 00:17:05,092
And you automatically
thought of me.
437
00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:06,459
Isn't that interesting?
438
00:17:06,495 --> 00:17:08,323
Would you just get
them out of here, please?
439
00:17:08,347 --> 00:17:10,307
I will ripple them
into submission.
440
00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:14,001
Are you catching that?
441
00:17:18,524 --> 00:17:20,423
Said the monkey to the...
442
00:17:21,844 --> 00:17:22,938
Hey, guys. Hey.
443
00:17:22,962 --> 00:17:25,062
Hi, Cliff. Hey,
where's your monkey?
444
00:17:25,097 --> 00:17:26,296
Oh, no, it's not my monkey.
445
00:17:26,332 --> 00:17:28,798
I just rented him to play a
little, uh, joke on Normie.
446
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:29,933
Good one, huh, Zippy?
447
00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:31,251
Yeah, it gets funnier
448
00:17:31,287 --> 00:17:33,207
every time you
mention it, Cliff.
449
00:17:33,939 --> 00:17:35,333
It was funny when
you sent me over
450
00:17:35,357 --> 00:17:37,002
that crate of bananas,
really funny when you
451
00:17:37,026 --> 00:17:38,826
started having my mail
addressed to "Cheetah."
452
00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:42,863
Particularly hilarious when
you sent over the organ grinder.
453
00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:46,500
You know, Cliff, you just
keep getting funnier and funnier.
454
00:17:46,535 --> 00:17:48,918
You get any funnier,
I may have to kill you.
455
00:17:50,372 --> 00:17:51,416
Ho! Ho! ho! Ho!
456
00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:54,775
That's it, call the cops.
457
00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:56,009
What are they doing?
458
00:17:56,045 --> 00:17:57,978
They're grabbing me, teasing me,
459
00:17:58,013 --> 00:17:59,512
making fun of me, and...
460
00:17:59,548 --> 00:18:01,414
stuffing money down my shorts.
461
00:18:01,450 --> 00:18:03,349
Hey, small bills, too.
462
00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:04,517
That's great.
463
00:18:04,553 --> 00:18:06,565
Fresh meat!
464
00:18:06,589 --> 00:18:07,988
Fresh meat!
465
00:18:08,023 --> 00:18:09,701
Send in the young one!
466
00:18:09,725 --> 00:18:12,285
Fresh meat! Fresh meat!
467
00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:21,534
Say, is the, uh, book
club still meeting?
468
00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:23,648
After a fashion.
469
00:18:23,672 --> 00:18:24,738
Oh, well, good.
470
00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:26,051
You know, I
dropped by the office
471
00:18:26,075 --> 00:18:28,286
and dug up an old paper I
wrote when I was an undergrad.
472
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:29,610
I was always rather proud of it.
473
00:18:29,645 --> 00:18:31,222
So I thought I might
share it with them.
474
00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:32,674
Frase, I don't think
you understand
475
00:18:32,698 --> 00:18:33,859
what's going on back there.
476
00:18:33,883 --> 00:18:35,632
Oh, Sam, you're hardly one
477
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,067
to condescend to me.
478
00:18:39,405 --> 00:18:42,039
Oh, ladies!
479
00:18:44,343 --> 00:18:45,553
Good God!
480
00:18:45,577 --> 00:18:46,976
Please! I'm a doctor.
481
00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:53,366
Good night.
482
00:18:53,402 --> 00:18:54,479
Bye-bye.
483
00:18:54,503 --> 00:18:55,847
Good night. Good night.
484
00:18:55,871 --> 00:18:56,970
Thank you.
485
00:18:57,006 --> 00:18:58,238
Good night.
486
00:19:01,226 --> 00:19:02,959
20...
487
00:19:02,995 --> 00:19:05,028
40. Yeah. Not bad.
488
00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:06,797
Not bad for a night's work.
489
00:19:09,068 --> 00:19:11,179
You got for... I only got ten.
490
00:19:11,203 --> 00:19:12,703
Well, Sam, perhaps
you didn't, uh,
491
00:19:12,738 --> 00:19:14,404
shake it until they
couldn't take it.
492
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,610
Now, let me see.
Where are my keys?
493
00:19:19,645 --> 00:19:20,944
Oh, that's right.
494
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,420
I was using them as castanets.
495
00:19:26,885 --> 00:19:28,668
What are you doing, Woody?
496
00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:31,238
I'm wringing my
hands with guilt.
497
00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:32,339
Oh.
498
00:19:32,374 --> 00:19:34,974
I don't think I've
actually seen that before.
499
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,176
Why?
500
00:19:36,211 --> 00:19:38,611
I told a terrible lie
to the guys, Sam.
501
00:19:38,647 --> 00:19:41,114
Oh, you mean about
being on that TV show?
502
00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:43,816
No, no, that was true, but...
503
00:19:43,852 --> 00:19:45,930
I got a telephone
call, and I pretended it
504
00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:47,632
was Robert Urich
on the other end.
505
00:19:47,656 --> 00:19:49,967
I mean, I-I didn't hurt
anybody or anything.
506
00:19:49,991 --> 00:19:52,792
Although your-your plumber
seemed a little confused.
507
00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:54,827
Well, I'm...
508
00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:55,962
Don't worry about it.
509
00:19:55,997 --> 00:19:57,630
I'm sure everyone
will forgive you.
510
00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:58,809
But it was a lie, Sam,
511
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,545
and I've never
told a lie before.
512
00:20:00,569 --> 00:20:01,946
What? No, no, wait.
513
00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:04,290
That's a lie.
I-I've told lies...
514
00:20:06,442 --> 00:20:07,752
See, now, that's two lies.
515
00:20:07,776 --> 00:20:09,254
See how much easier it gets?
516
00:20:09,278 --> 00:20:10,721
Oh, my God, I'm out of control.
517
00:20:10,745 --> 00:20:11,956
What's next? Murder?
518
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:14,347
No, no, hey, Woody,
Woody, Woody...
519
00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:15,682
Woody, Woody.
520
00:20:17,719 --> 00:20:19,164
Looks like the old
pool tournament
521
00:20:19,188 --> 00:20:20,365
is out again for next week.
522
00:20:20,389 --> 00:20:21,699
Yeah. Oh, yeah? Fancy that.
523
00:20:21,723 --> 00:20:23,256
Well, did you tell Norm?
524
00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:25,358
When he hears
that, he'll go ape.
525
00:20:26,595 --> 00:20:28,228
Cliff, your delivery of jokes
526
00:20:28,263 --> 00:20:30,447
is as bad as your
delivery of the mail.
527
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:31,792
Oh! Oh!
528
00:20:31,816 --> 00:20:35,102
Mighty Joe Young
strikes back there.
529
00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:36,581
How'd you become
a mailman anyway?
530
00:20:36,605 --> 00:20:38,516
What, did you flunk
out of tollbooth school?
531
00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:41,758
Hey, all right, now,
that's a good one.
532
00:20:41,793 --> 00:20:42,859
Yep.
533
00:20:42,894 --> 00:20:44,427
Know why, uh, dogs hate mailmen?
534
00:20:44,462 --> 00:20:46,374
They just want to
be like everyone else.
535
00:20:47,699 --> 00:20:50,433
All right, that's
it. It's go time.
536
00:20:50,468 --> 00:20:52,886
Okay, fellas, this is the guy
I've been telling you about.
537
00:20:52,921 --> 00:20:54,399
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
538
00:20:54,423 --> 00:20:56,768
No, come on! Come on! Come
on! Cli... Look at yourselves, here.
539
00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:59,126
Cliff! Cliff, this is
your friend, Norm.
540
00:20:59,161 --> 00:21:01,227
Norm, this is your buddy, Cliff.
541
00:21:01,263 --> 00:21:03,258
You don't want to do this.
542
00:21:03,282 --> 00:21:04,408
Now, do you?
543
00:21:04,432 --> 00:21:05,693
All right, all right! Hey, whoa!
544
00:21:05,717 --> 00:21:07,228
Somebody help me
here, man, will you?
545
00:21:07,252 --> 00:21:08,429
Hey, stop! Hey, stop it, now.
546
00:21:08,453 --> 00:21:09,536
Listen, I...
547
00:21:09,571 --> 00:21:11,232
You guys have
been friends for years.
548
00:21:11,256 --> 00:21:13,039
Think of all the things
you've done together.
549
00:21:13,075 --> 00:21:15,086
You, you... Drinking
beer together.
550
00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:18,245
And I'm sure there's
a lot of other stuff, too.
551
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,324
Hey, you know,
552
00:21:19,348 --> 00:21:21,047
you're partly at fault here.
553
00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:22,377
You made fun of his profession,
554
00:21:22,401 --> 00:21:23,578
and you refused to pay him.
555
00:21:23,602 --> 00:21:24,679
And you, Norm...
556
00:21:24,703 --> 00:21:26,581
Actually, you didn't do
anything at all, did you?
557
00:21:26,605 --> 00:21:27,737
I'll tell you what.
558
00:21:27,772 --> 00:21:30,873
Why don't you let me hold
him, and you biff him one?
559
00:21:30,909 --> 00:21:32,709
I don't know, Sammy.
560
00:21:32,744 --> 00:21:34,978
I just want this
to be over with.
561
00:21:35,013 --> 00:21:36,412
Yeah, me, too.
562
00:21:37,449 --> 00:21:38,726
Well, I'm sorry, Norm.
563
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,068
Just... make out
a bill, and I'll pay it.
564
00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:42,385
I'll give you that discount.
565
00:21:42,421 --> 00:21:44,187
All right, uh, I...
566
00:21:44,223 --> 00:21:46,673
I guess that monkey stuff
was a little bit out of line, huh?
567
00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:48,887
It was actually
pretty funny, but...
568
00:21:48,911 --> 00:21:51,762
It's a small man who can't laugh
at his own profession, you know?
569
00:21:51,797 --> 00:21:54,747
Yeah. I just want to let
bygones be bygones, all right?
570
00:21:54,783 --> 00:21:57,401
And the important thing is
we're just... still friends, hmm?
571
00:21:58,570 --> 00:21:59,614
You mind, guys?
572
00:21:59,638 --> 00:22:00,937
Oh, oh, no, sorry, sorry.
573
00:22:00,972 --> 00:22:02,138
Hey, hey, come on.
574
00:22:07,296 --> 00:22:08,978
Yeah, Normie, I'm, uh,
575
00:22:09,014 --> 00:22:12,783
I'm sort of sorry about
everything that happened.
576
00:22:12,818 --> 00:22:14,529
Oh, well, Cliff,
I'm even sorrier
577
00:22:14,553 --> 00:22:15,963
for what's about to happen.
578
00:22:15,987 --> 00:22:17,220
Huh? What do you mean?
579
00:22:41,930 --> 00:22:44,531
You're dead meat, Peterson!
580
00:22:48,487 --> 00:22:50,927
Let's go shoot some stick.
581
00:22:55,094 --> 00:22:56,259
Hey, Woody.
582
00:22:56,294 --> 00:22:58,929
Hey, Bob, how are you doing?
583
00:22:58,964 --> 00:23:00,241
Fine. Look, I was
just passing by,
584
00:23:00,265 --> 00:23:01,576
and I wanted to
return your gloves.
585
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,344
Thanks for letting me use
them. Hey, my pleasure.
586
00:23:03,368 --> 00:23:04,813
Listen, could you hang
on a second? Sure.
587
00:23:04,837 --> 00:23:06,180
I got some friends
you'd love to meet.
588
00:23:06,204 --> 00:23:07,838
Yeah.
589
00:23:09,608 --> 00:23:11,608
Miss Howe?
590
00:23:11,643 --> 00:23:12,970
You'll never guess who's here.
591
00:23:12,994 --> 00:23:14,038
Bob Urich.
592
00:23:14,062 --> 00:23:15,540
Woody, it's been
a horrible night.
593
00:23:15,564 --> 00:23:17,375
I'm really not in the
mood to be teased.
594
00:23:17,399 --> 00:23:19,226
No, no, it's the truth.
He's really here.
595
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,217
Woody, go away!
596
00:23:23,054 --> 00:23:24,855
She's a big fan of yours.
597
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:28,169
Hey, guys!
598
00:23:28,193 --> 00:23:29,960
Bob Urich's here.
599
00:23:29,995 --> 00:23:31,105
Oh, sure, Wood.
600
00:23:31,129 --> 00:23:33,569
Who's he with, Liz Taylor?
601
00:23:33,915 --> 00:23:35,115
You're not, are you?
602
00:23:35,150 --> 00:23:36,883
No.
603
00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:38,530
Look, uh, Woody, uh,
we were shooting late,
604
00:23:38,554 --> 00:23:39,831
and I'm having a
few people over.
605
00:23:39,855 --> 00:23:40,895
You want to come by?
606
00:23:40,923 --> 00:23:41,938
You bet.
607
00:23:41,973 --> 00:23:44,408
Yeah, come on. Great.
608
00:23:45,411 --> 00:23:47,210
The car's right outside.
609
00:23:47,246 --> 00:23:49,579
Could you hang on a
second? I want to check here.
610
00:23:49,614 --> 00:23:50,580
Sure. Hey, Sam, uh...
611
00:23:50,615 --> 00:23:51,893
Yeah? Robert Urich's here.
612
00:23:51,917 --> 00:23:53,478
Uh, he wants me to
go over to his house.
613
00:23:53,502 --> 00:23:54,734
Can I leave?
614
00:23:54,769 --> 00:23:56,769
Woody, Woody, Wo...
615
00:23:56,805 --> 00:23:58,550
All right, yeah,
whatever you say.
616
00:23:58,574 --> 00:24:00,107
Great, we're out of here.
617
00:24:00,142 --> 00:24:02,241
Good night.
618
00:24:07,198 --> 00:24:08,798
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