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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Sam, I found an apartment.
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Hey, good for you, Woody.
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It's got everything
I ever wanted.
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What's that?
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A living room and a bedroom.
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Dare to dream there, Woodman.
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Isn't this in Chinatown?
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I don't think so, Sam.
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Well, yeah, I think it is.
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Did there seem to be a lot of
Chinese restaurants around?
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Yeah, I guess.
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And, uh, a lot
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of, uh, signs hanging hither
and yon in Chinese there?
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Yeah, come to think of it.
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Yeah, lots of Chinese
people walking around
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on the street, I suppose.
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Yeah, but that could just
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be a coincidence, you know?
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I'll tell you what I'll do.
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I'll call my landlady.
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If anyone would know,
Mrs. Chung would.
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♪ Making your way
in the world today ♪
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♪ Takes everything you've got ♪
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♪ Taking a break
from all your worries ♪
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♪ Sure would help a lot ♪
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♪ Wouldn't you
like to get away? ♪
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You want to be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ You want to go
where people know ♪
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♪ People are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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So, uh, Woody,
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how's the ol'
apartment working out?
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Oh, great, Mr. Clavin.
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You know my landlady,
Mrs. Chung? Yeah.
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She's teaching me a new
word in Chinese every day.
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The trick is to work it into
the conversation smoothly.
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Say, Carla,
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seen any interesting lately?
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What are you
babbling about, Festus?
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Is the Chinese
word for "doorknob."
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Well, here's a
couple of right here.
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Hey, Bobby.
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Any new twists in
the pretzel business?
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Hey, I haven't heard that
one before, right, Sammy?
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So you want the
usual four cases?
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Yeah.
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Excuse me.
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I'm the new manager here.
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Congratulations.
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So, uh, that's four, right, Sam?
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Mm-hmm.
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I handle all the ordering
around here now.
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Really, Sam?
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So how many cases do you want?
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How many did he say?
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Four.
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I want five.
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She's the boss.
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I'll call you later.
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I saw that little
wink, Mr. Malone,
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and I don't appreciate it.
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I'm tired of you
undermining my authority.
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Now I want delivery men
to deal with me and me only.
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Is that clear?
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You certainly put
me in my place.
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Speaking of my place,
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why don't you grab your
negligee and join me?
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As disgusting as that offer is
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I think I'll have to decline.
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And I'm taking
your picture down.
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Whoa, whoa, wait a sec.
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You don't understand.
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I mean, it's a
tradition around here.
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It's always hung there.
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Mr. Malone, I'm afraid
things are different now.
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This isn't your bar anymore.
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Things are different now.
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This isn't your bar...
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Don't do that.
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I hate that.
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What? I just, uh, bit
my tongue, that's all.
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Way to go, Sammy.
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Give me a scotch, Woody.
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Sure thing, Dr. Crane.
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Hey, by the way,
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when you go to the restroom,
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I want you to notice that the
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have been shined.
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I'm hardly concerned about
doorknobs at the moment.
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You understood me?
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Yes. It was only
a matter of time.
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Well, doesn't
anybody care to know
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what I am concerned about?
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No.
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Well, Fras, you know normally,
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I wouldn't give a rat's tokus
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about anything that
happened to you,
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but the last guy I waited
on threw up on my leg.
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Now, this couldn't
be any worse, right?
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Shoot.
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It's my love life.
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I'm gonna go find the guy
that threw up on my leg.
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What's up, Frasier?
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Well, Sam, this morning,
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Lilith and I had the
worst fight we've ever had.
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And I'm almost ashamed
to admit it, but I...
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I even considered striking her.
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I mean, it wasn't completely
without provocation.
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She did throw a chair at me.
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Just...
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it's the same argument we've
had all the time lately. It...
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Only this time, she-she
issued an ultimatum.
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She... she said we
ought to get married,
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or we're through.
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Well, Frasier Crane does not
cotton to emotional blackmail.
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Frasier, propose to her.
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Get it over with.
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The truth is, she's
got her hook in you.
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Well, Sam, I'm not a fish.
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I'm a man.
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There is a difference.
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I know that.
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A fish would stand a chance.
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Trust me, propose.
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I couldn't, uh,
help but overhear
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what you were talking
about there, Fras.
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Yeah.
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We tried like hell,
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but, uh, we heard it anyway.
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Well, it's not that I
don't care for Lilith.
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It-It's just that I fear
I-I tied myself to her
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because, well, you know,
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I haven't been all that
successful with women.
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Ah. For some reason,
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I don't think they find me sexy.
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Get out! Guys, huh? Come on!
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Uh, you know, Fras,
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I wouldn't kick you out of bed
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for eating crackers.
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Maybe subconsciously,
I've-I've settled for Lilith
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because she's the only
woman that ever liked me for...
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well, not my brain.
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Oh, Frasier, please.
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I know of plenty of women,
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they-they find you attractive.
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Yeah... Oh, look, I know
you're just being nice...
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No. but you see, I'm not really
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trying to shop around.
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I mean, Lilith Sternin is a...
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a good woman.
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Strong, durable, reliable.
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She'd make a hell of
a radial tire, actually.
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Oh, I'm just too young
for a commitment.
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You see, I haven't been
with all that many women.
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Especially ones with
a caboose like that.
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Well, Fras, uh, talk
about a small world.
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You know it's common
knowledge around here
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that Miss Howe finds
you très attractive.
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Oh, now stop it. She does not.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen,
am I blowing smoke here,
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or am I giving the man
the straight skinny?
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It's true.
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He's right, Frasier.
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Rebecca likes
the cut of your jib.
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Well, the Cranes
always have been known
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for their jibs.
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No, seriously.
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It's outlandish. I mean,
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the woman hasn't even
given me an indication.
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Uh, I don't know,
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Fras.
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You know, I think
you'll find, uh,
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where there's smoke,
there's, uh, fire.
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Could I have a club
soda, please, Woody?
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Oh, sure thing, Miss Howe.
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Thank you.
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Huh? Huh?
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Huh? Huh?
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Were we right, or
were we right, huh?
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I mean, there must
be some mistake.
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What? A mistake?!
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She was coming on to me?
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No, no, she was trying to
wipe something off her lip.
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Oh, yeah.
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Doc, Doc, she talks about you
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all the time.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.
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Look, look, if you
don't believe us, uh,
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just go over there
and ask her out.
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You'll have your answer.
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All right, I'll do it.
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I mean, it's not like
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I haven't had any encouragement.
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I can come hither as
well as the next guy.
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Is this the men's room?
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It's around the corner.
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Oh, uh, terribly sorry.
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Well, I've laid the groundwork.
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I can just follow up that
up tomorrow. Oh, right now,
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I'm running late for
dinner so I better get back.
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You know, Lilith goes
into a blinding rage
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if I'm not home the minute
the meat hits the platter.
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Guys...
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thanks for being here for me.
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My compadres, huh?
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Yeah.
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No, no, no, no.
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That was really...
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That was a terrible thing to do.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, uh, I-I
wonder why we did it.
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'Cause we're a bunch of nimrods.
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"Your hostess, Rebecca Howe."
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What is this supposed to be?
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Something to
identify me to people
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who might have questions,
comments or suggestions.
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I saw one in a supermarket
and thought it was a good idea.
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I've seen headcheese
in the supermarket, too,
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but I don't frame it.
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I guess what I'm
saying is, I love it.
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I don't want to hear another
word about this, Mr. Malone.
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I know you have trouble
dealing with a woman
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in a position of authority.
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Whoa, wait a minute.
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I resent that.
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I've never had trouble with
a woman in any position.
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That's exactly what
I'm talking about.
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You give me no respect.
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Now,
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maybe you took this job lightly
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when you were in charge,
but I take it very seriously.
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And as for you, Mrs. LeBec,
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I would think...
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that as another working woman
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that perhaps you would
lend me some support.
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Instead of always
sniping behind my back.
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What do you see we just
wipe the slate clean here
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and start a new era
of mutual support?
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Wonderful idea.
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Absolutely.
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You know, I don't think
we're ever going to able
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to look at you the
same way again.
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Great.
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Good evening, gents.
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Frasier. Frasier.
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Carla, how about
some suds there?
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Yup.
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Hey, Fras, what's up?
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Well, my spirits for one thing.
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I've just told Lilith
that I want my freedom,
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so that I can pursue
the fair Rebecca.
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Wait a minute, now, wait.
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You dumped Lilith,
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00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,980
'cause of what Cliff said?
262
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,477
What I said? You're the one...
263
00:10:51,501 --> 00:10:52,666
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
264
00:10:52,702 --> 00:10:54,180
There's plenty of
credit for both of you.
265
00:10:54,204 --> 00:10:55,336
You two opened my eyes,
266
00:10:55,371 --> 00:10:57,215
made me realize that there
are other fish in the sea.
267
00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,957
So what did Lilith have to
say when you flushed her?
268
00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,310
Well, I don't actually know yet.
269
00:11:02,345 --> 00:11:03,578
Uh, I was going to
270
00:11:03,613 --> 00:11:04,512
tell her face-to-face,
271
00:11:04,547 --> 00:11:06,380
but then I thought
272
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,427
that an eloquently
written letter would be
273
00:11:08,451 --> 00:11:10,751
a bittersweet reminder
of what we had together.
274
00:11:10,787 --> 00:11:11,402
You chickened out?
275
00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:12,703
Precisely.
276
00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:14,571
Well...
277
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:15,940
to the hunt.
278
00:11:27,637 --> 00:11:29,019
Yes?
279
00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,420
Hello, Rebecca.
280
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,259
Why do I suddenly feel
nervous as a schoolboy?
281
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,593
Uh...
282
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,640
Well, let me-let me
come directly to the point
283
00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,542
by telling you that you
couldn't have chosen
284
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,695
a more opportune moment
to declare your feelings.
285
00:11:42,719 --> 00:11:45,186
Let me assure you,
the feeling is mutual.
286
00:11:45,221 --> 00:11:46,387
I've just recently...
287
00:11:46,423 --> 00:11:48,122
rid myself of an entanglement.
288
00:11:48,157 --> 00:11:49,791
I find myself free to ask you
289
00:11:49,826 --> 00:11:51,859
if you'd like to
join me for dinner.
290
00:11:52,895 --> 00:11:54,611
Who are you?
291
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,848
My God.
292
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,249
What have I done?
293
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,802
You leaving so soon, Dr. Crane?
294
00:12:01,837 --> 00:12:03,598
Yes, Woody, I've got to
convince the woman I love
295
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:04,699
that I'm not a complete ass.
296
00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:06,474
Good luck!
297
00:12:21,484 --> 00:12:23,484
Oh, thank God.
298
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:26,221
What was that, Tootsie Roll?
299
00:12:26,256 --> 00:12:28,756
I said, uh, thank God I'm home.
300
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,792
I couldn't agree more.
301
00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:38,177
How was your day at the office?
302
00:12:38,201 --> 00:12:39,267
It was fine.
303
00:12:39,303 --> 00:12:41,169
How was yours? Delightful.
304
00:12:41,205 --> 00:12:42,205
Here, I'll just make us
305
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:43,254
a couple of drinks,
306
00:12:43,289 --> 00:12:44,740
and then we can start relaxing.
307
00:12:44,775 --> 00:12:45,819
Where is the envelope
308
00:12:45,843 --> 00:12:47,220
you left for me on the table?
309
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,844
Envelope? What envelope?
310
00:12:48,879 --> 00:12:52,380
Frasier. It's wicked
of you to tease me.
311
00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:53,476
I saw it,
312
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,799
but wanted to save it to open
313
00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:55,967
while you were here.
314
00:12:56,003 --> 00:12:58,280
It's probably either
tickets to the ballet
315
00:12:58,304 --> 00:12:59,671
or the symphony.
316
00:12:59,706 --> 00:13:01,885
Or perhaps one of those
cards with a handsome couple
317
00:13:01,909 --> 00:13:04,059
walking hand in hand
on the beach at sunset
318
00:13:04,094 --> 00:13:06,156
that I cherish so.
319
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:09,330
You know, that is
exactly what it was.
320
00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:12,501
Good Lord, I guess I'm
becoming quite predictable.
321
00:13:12,536 --> 00:13:13,902
You know, I'll
just have to think
322
00:13:13,937 --> 00:13:15,170
of another way to enchant you.
323
00:13:15,205 --> 00:13:16,405
I've got it.
324
00:13:17,874 --> 00:13:20,409
Look, it's a flock of seagulls.
325
00:13:21,979 --> 00:13:24,146
Let's have our drink.
326
00:13:24,181 --> 00:13:27,249
Here's to the most
beautiful woman in the world.
327
00:13:30,955 --> 00:13:33,021
Let me guess...
You read the letter.
328
00:13:33,057 --> 00:13:36,858
Yes, I read the letter,
you licentious quack!
329
00:13:36,893 --> 00:13:39,005
And what facile tripe it is!
330
00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:41,007
"We both need time to grow,
331
00:13:41,031 --> 00:13:42,697
to develop as people."
332
00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:44,082
Who is the slut?
333
00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:45,517
She's no slut!
334
00:13:47,988 --> 00:13:49,170
What slut?
335
00:13:50,507 --> 00:13:52,351
Well, I mean, look,
it was all a mistake.
336
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,508
It's just a big mistake.
337
00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:55,677
Oh, you bet it is, mister.
338
00:13:55,712 --> 00:13:56,856
You want your freedom?!
339
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,047
Ha, I'll give you
freedom... From your teeth!
340
00:13:59,082 --> 00:14:00,548
No, Lilith!
341
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,617
Not the Royal Doulton.
342
00:14:04,421 --> 00:14:06,221
You're right.
343
00:14:06,256 --> 00:14:09,825
I realize when I contemplate
the destruction of property
344
00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:12,660
that I'm overstepping
the bounds of decorum.
345
00:14:12,696 --> 00:14:15,263
If there's any hope
of our salvaging
346
00:14:15,299 --> 00:14:16,865
any of our relationship,
347
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:19,201
we must remain
calm and discuss this
348
00:14:19,236 --> 00:14:21,269
in a rational, truthful manner.
349
00:14:21,305 --> 00:14:22,437
All right.
350
00:14:22,472 --> 00:14:24,339
I'll be honest with you.
351
00:14:24,374 --> 00:14:25,756
There was a woman.
352
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,470
But I am a man of honor.
353
00:14:27,494 --> 00:14:28,926
I did not betray you.
354
00:14:28,962 --> 00:14:30,161
Nothing happened.
355
00:14:30,196 --> 00:14:32,898
You broke off our relationship
356
00:14:32,933 --> 00:14:36,334
for the possibility
of a relationship?
357
00:14:36,369 --> 00:14:37,719
A mere fantasy?
358
00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:39,136
How flattering.
359
00:14:40,623 --> 00:14:42,890
All right, I'll be
honest with you.
360
00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:47,779
You see, I only
wanted to spare you.
361
00:14:47,815 --> 00:14:51,449
This woman is a...
a sex-starved Circe
362
00:14:51,484 --> 00:14:52,996
who drew my ship onto the rocks
363
00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:55,298
and there I foundered.
364
00:14:55,322 --> 00:14:56,654
What's her name?
365
00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:59,357
Well, let's just, you know,
leave her name out of this.
366
00:14:59,392 --> 00:15:02,226
Frasier, are we
going to clear the air
367
00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:04,095
or continue to hold back?
368
00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:05,196
Unless you identify
369
00:15:05,231 --> 00:15:06,831
this woman, doubt and suspicion
370
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,566
will fester in my consciousness.
371
00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:11,002
Every woman I meet
will provoke the question,
372
00:15:11,037 --> 00:15:12,837
"Is this the one,
is this the one,
373
00:15:12,873 --> 00:15:14,973
is this the one, is this
the one is this the one...?"
374
00:15:15,008 --> 00:15:16,085
It's Rebecca Howe.
375
00:15:16,109 --> 00:15:17,319
She runs Cheers now.
376
00:15:17,343 --> 00:15:19,243
So, now we know the slut's name.
377
00:15:21,632 --> 00:15:24,432
Please, Lilith...
378
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:27,602
don't you think you
could forgive me?
379
00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:29,537
I don't know.
380
00:15:29,572 --> 00:15:32,373
At this moment, my feelings
for you are ambivalent.
381
00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:33,808
I need to sort them out.
382
00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:36,310
I'm going to go out
383
00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:38,913
and wander the
streets aimlessly.
384
00:15:38,949 --> 00:15:40,481
I'll take my usual route.
385
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,154
You know, I have
an idea, Popsicle.
386
00:15:46,189 --> 00:15:48,223
Uh, why don't I run upstairs
387
00:15:48,258 --> 00:15:51,525
and make us a nice
warm, soothing bath, hmm?
388
00:15:51,561 --> 00:15:57,632
Well, Mr. Bubble does
always cheer me so.
389
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,301
Once begun, it's half done.
390
00:16:11,982 --> 00:16:14,282
Are you sure this is
okay with Miss Howe?
391
00:16:14,317 --> 00:16:16,395
Woody, she loves
this kind of stuff.
392
00:16:16,419 --> 00:16:19,120
This is good, wholesome humor.
393
00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:21,773
In fact, I bet she
gives you a raise
394
00:16:21,808 --> 00:16:24,809
for doing such a good job.
395
00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:26,294
Oh, don't stop.
396
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,363
I already saw it.
397
00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:30,176
And I must admit, I
haven't laughed so hard
398
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,299
since junior high.
399
00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:34,185
I helped.
400
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:42,410
Mr. Malone.
401
00:16:42,446 --> 00:16:43,878
Yeah?
402
00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:46,214
I want this nonsense
with my picture to stop.
403
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,150
I did you a favor
by hiring you back,
404
00:16:48,185 --> 00:16:50,452
and this is not a very
nice way to repay me.
405
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:51,598
You're right.
406
00:16:51,622 --> 00:16:52,865
You did do me a favor,
407
00:16:52,889 --> 00:16:54,234
and now I'm going to do you one.
408
00:16:54,258 --> 00:16:55,490
I'm going to give you a tip
409
00:16:55,526 --> 00:16:57,626
on how to deal with
people who work for you.
410
00:16:57,661 --> 00:16:59,093
Lighten up a little bit.
411
00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:01,545
I mean, you got to
make some compromises.
412
00:17:01,581 --> 00:17:02,780
I see.
413
00:17:02,816 --> 00:17:04,426
You want me to hang
your picture back up.
414
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:05,661
Right. Done.
415
00:17:05,685 --> 00:17:07,597
Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, that was easy.
416
00:17:07,621 --> 00:17:08,953
Wait, uh...
417
00:17:08,989 --> 00:17:10,766
let's try some more
compromises here.
418
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:13,124
Um... I want to
419
00:17:13,159 --> 00:17:15,437
sleep with you 25 times, but...
420
00:17:15,461 --> 00:17:18,362
you don't want to sleep
with me at all, am I right?
421
00:17:18,397 --> 00:17:19,530
Right.
422
00:17:19,565 --> 00:17:21,298
Okay, so what's half of 25?
423
00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:23,868
Your I.Q.?
424
00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:28,606
Wait, uh... please.
425
00:17:28,642 --> 00:17:31,308
Um, I'm a little sensitive
426
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:35,713
about people making
fun of my intelligence.
427
00:17:35,749 --> 00:17:36,926
I'm sorry. That's all right.
428
00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:39,017
But I wasn't making
fun of your intelligence.
429
00:17:39,052 --> 00:17:40,351
Good.
430
00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:42,319
I was making fun of
your lack of intelligence.
431
00:17:49,428 --> 00:17:52,396
Cliffie, girl fight, 12:00 high.
432
00:17:52,431 --> 00:17:54,999
Rebecca Howe?
433
00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:56,567
Mm-hmm.
434
00:17:56,602 --> 00:17:58,703
You and I are both mature women,
435
00:17:58,738 --> 00:18:00,956
and I think we
should handle this
436
00:18:00,991 --> 00:18:02,691
openly and with civility.
437
00:18:02,726 --> 00:18:05,677
Believe me, I could be
doing you a very big favor.
438
00:18:05,712 --> 00:18:07,912
Frasier is not an
easy man to live with.
439
00:18:07,948 --> 00:18:10,314
He's obsessively
compulsive about neatness.
440
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,932
The sex is good, but he pouts
441
00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:14,068
unless you compliment
his performance.
442
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,486
Fortunately,
443
00:18:15,521 --> 00:18:17,455
his male ego can be satisfied
444
00:18:17,491 --> 00:18:19,807
with a simple
"Thank you, Conan."
445
00:18:22,112 --> 00:18:24,746
I don't know who you are,
446
00:18:24,781 --> 00:18:28,083
and I don't know who Frasier is,
447
00:18:28,118 --> 00:18:30,017
but I do... Conan?
448
00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:33,020
You really don't
know Frasier, do you?
449
00:18:33,056 --> 00:18:34,505
No, I don't.
450
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,307
God, I'm such a fool.
451
00:18:36,343 --> 00:18:39,210
How could I let
him do this to me?
452
00:18:39,246 --> 00:18:40,323
It's all right.
453
00:18:40,347 --> 00:18:42,080
It happens to everybody.
454
00:18:42,115 --> 00:18:43,348
He made up this whole story
455
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:44,782
just to avoid committing to me.
456
00:18:44,817 --> 00:18:47,252
And the worst part is he's
going to get away with it.
457
00:18:47,287 --> 00:18:48,353
They always do.
458
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,855
Yeah, men are such a pain.
459
00:18:50,891 --> 00:18:53,102
I have someone who's
very special to me,
460
00:18:53,126 --> 00:18:55,927
but he wouldn't notice
me if I set fire to my hair.
461
00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:58,363
Him?
462
00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:04,568
No, definitely not him.
463
00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:06,182
I prefer the Fortune 500 type...
464
00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:07,671
One who owns blocks,
465
00:19:07,707 --> 00:19:10,067
not one who plays with them.
466
00:19:12,278 --> 00:19:15,747
Look, they're flirting with me.
467
00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:17,460
Well, I really do
have work to do.
468
00:19:17,484 --> 00:19:19,851
Perhaps we can have
lunch together sometime.
469
00:19:19,886 --> 00:19:21,302
I'd like that.
470
00:19:21,337 --> 00:19:22,771
Lilith. Lilith.
471
00:19:22,806 --> 00:19:25,106
Well, good night. Good night.
472
00:19:27,277 --> 00:19:30,444
Mr. Malone, are
you developing a tic?
473
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,096
That was a wink.
474
00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:34,091
Then you're
developing into a tick.
475
00:19:37,937 --> 00:19:40,354
And stop looking at my rear end.
476
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:42,957
Lucky guess.
477
00:19:42,993 --> 00:19:44,892
Lilith.
478
00:19:44,927 --> 00:19:46,560
Thank God you're here.
479
00:19:46,596 --> 00:19:49,697
You haven't confronted
Rebecca yet, have you?
480
00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:51,110
Hardly. Oh, good.
481
00:19:51,134 --> 00:19:52,867
How did you know where I was?
482
00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:55,169
Well, when I realized
you hadn't come upstairs,
483
00:19:55,205 --> 00:19:56,637
I-I toweled off, and then...
484
00:19:57,741 --> 00:19:59,006
suddenly, it dawned on me...
485
00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:01,086
That little firebrand's
gone down to Cheers
486
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:02,121
to fight for her man.
487
00:20:02,145 --> 00:20:03,661
See, I think it best
488
00:20:03,696 --> 00:20:05,407
that I do this
myself, and, uh...
489
00:20:05,431 --> 00:20:07,309
I think next week's
a really good time.
490
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,578
You did have an affair
with this woman, didn't you?
491
00:20:09,602 --> 00:20:10,935
That is what you told me.
492
00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:12,403
Well, of course.
493
00:20:12,438 --> 00:20:14,638
Well, then end it
right here and now.
494
00:20:14,674 --> 00:20:16,491
I need to know that it's over.
495
00:20:16,526 --> 00:20:18,153
You've got to cut this off
496
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:20,578
before she falls more
deeply in love with you.
497
00:20:20,614 --> 00:20:24,315
And you've got to let me watch.
498
00:20:28,154 --> 00:20:29,887
You know, I-I've got an idea.
499
00:20:29,923 --> 00:20:31,055
Let's go to Maine.
500
00:20:33,559 --> 00:20:35,059
Lilith...
501
00:20:35,095 --> 00:20:36,728
Lilith, Lilith...
502
00:20:36,763 --> 00:20:40,431
the left-hand side of my
body's gone completely numb.
503
00:20:40,466 --> 00:20:43,001
You know what that
means, don't you?
504
00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:46,237
Yes, you're stalling.
505
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:49,835
It's down the hall to the left.
506
00:20:49,859 --> 00:20:50,959
Thank you.
507
00:20:50,994 --> 00:20:53,394
Ms. Howe, let me
introduce myself.
508
00:20:53,429 --> 00:20:55,162
I'm Lilith Sternin.
509
00:20:55,198 --> 00:20:56,598
You don't know me,
510
00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:57,599
but of course
511
00:20:57,634 --> 00:20:59,734
this man needs no introduction.
512
00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:01,586
He only needs a conscience.
513
00:21:01,621 --> 00:21:03,003
Frasier
514
00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:04,867
has something he
wants to say to you.
515
00:21:04,891 --> 00:21:06,323
Listen very carefully
516
00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:08,425
and do what you must do.
517
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:14,499
I'm... I'm sorry, Rebecca,
518
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,501
but it's-it's-it's
time it was over.
519
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:17,935
I hope you can forgive me.
520
00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:19,237
Now let's go to Maine.
521
00:21:19,272 --> 00:21:21,272
Frasier, don't be so heartless.
522
00:21:21,307 --> 00:21:22,941
She deserves better than that.
523
00:21:26,112 --> 00:21:27,612
Uh, uh, no, no, please, please,
524
00:21:27,647 --> 00:21:29,458
don't try to articulate
your feelings.
525
00:21:29,482 --> 00:21:31,131
Uh... just...
526
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,633
let me say my little piece,
527
00:21:32,669 --> 00:21:34,969
and then I'll be out
of your life forever.
528
00:21:35,004 --> 00:21:38,038
Now, just remember the
part about not saying anything.
529
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,392
I know it sounds
530
00:21:41,427 --> 00:21:43,828
like a cliché to...
531
00:21:43,864 --> 00:21:46,264
to say that this is
going to hurt me
532
00:21:46,299 --> 00:21:47,932
more than it does you...
533
00:21:47,968 --> 00:21:50,601
but it doesn't make
it any less true...
534
00:21:50,636 --> 00:21:53,671
for you see, it is I...
who will be condemned
535
00:21:53,706 --> 00:21:56,474
never again to see
your... haunting eyes,
536
00:21:56,509 --> 00:21:58,509
your silken skin,
537
00:21:58,545 --> 00:22:00,762
your shimmering hair.
538
00:22:02,699 --> 00:22:05,767
But it-it's time that we part.
539
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:07,484
Farewell, sweet Rebecca.
540
00:22:09,823 --> 00:22:12,556
How will I live without
your passionate kisses?
541
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:13,490
You won't have to.
542
00:22:13,526 --> 00:22:15,860
Oh, Frasier...
543
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,780
Frasier, for God's sakes,
544
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:21,348
she was only joking.
545
00:22:21,384 --> 00:22:22,783
Well, so was I.
546
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:24,886
Come on.
547
00:22:24,921 --> 00:22:26,186
I was just playing along.
548
00:22:26,222 --> 00:22:27,571
I'm a dead man.
549
00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:31,008
Sweetheart? Buttercup?
550
00:22:31,044 --> 00:22:33,344
You were just
kidding, weren't you?
551
00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:35,846
My joy...!
552
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,682
Lilith.
553
00:22:38,717 --> 00:22:40,017
Please, uh,
554
00:22:40,053 --> 00:22:41,852
all I can say is...
555
00:22:41,887 --> 00:22:44,621
please have mercy on me. I...
556
00:22:44,657 --> 00:22:46,535
Look, it's the
God's honest truth.
557
00:22:46,559 --> 00:22:48,637
Rebecca and I did
not have an affair.
558
00:22:48,661 --> 00:22:49,738
I wanted to,
559
00:22:49,762 --> 00:22:50,806
but she wasn't sure...
560
00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:51,929
A small point,
561
00:22:51,965 --> 00:22:54,005
but she wasn't even
sure who I am, so...
562
00:22:55,434 --> 00:22:57,384
I didn't really want to.
563
00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:59,103
Uh, my body wanted to,
564
00:22:59,139 --> 00:23:00,216
but my brain didn't.
565
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,617
Well, part of my
brain did, but...
566
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,040
Well, that part's dead, and...
567
00:23:06,396 --> 00:23:10,631
I guess... what I'm
trying to say is...
568
00:23:17,273 --> 00:23:18,506
Will you marry me,
569
00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:20,775
make me the happiest man alive?
570
00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:23,611
This is obviously a
ploy to get yourself out
571
00:23:23,646 --> 00:23:27,281
of the ridiculous situation
you're in, and the answer...
572
00:23:27,316 --> 00:23:30,984
is yes, my steed, yes.
573
00:23:33,073 --> 00:23:35,055
Are you... you're serious?
574
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,058
Yippee.
575
00:23:39,862 --> 00:23:40,906
Hey, everybody,
576
00:23:40,930 --> 00:23:42,396
we're going to be married.
577
00:23:45,468 --> 00:23:47,768
Someday.
578
00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:49,803
No, soon.
579
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,692
Eh, we finally got those
lovebirds together, huh?
580
00:23:54,727 --> 00:23:58,128
Yeah, just needed
that little push, I guess.
581
00:23:58,164 --> 00:24:00,042
Matchmaker, matchmaker ♪
582
00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:01,499
♪ Make me a match... ♪
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