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Yeah. 17 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,880 Is this your hype track? 18 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,100 Can I ask who did this to you? 19 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,140 Who do you fuckin' think? 20 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,500 Well, you have to know this is his problem, okay? 21 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,240 Not yours. 22 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,260 I'm meant to be in court in an hour. 23 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,700 Are you a lawyer? No, cleaner. 24 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,540 Of course I'm a lawyer. I'm a fucking shark. 25 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,700 They shit themselves when I walk into a courtroom. 26 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,300 I built that. 27 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,400 They respect me. 28 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:04,660 I go in like this, 29 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,380 that's all they'll see. 30 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,100 All of that will be gone. 31 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,880 - That's not true... - Yes, it will. 32 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,079 They'll start talking to me like you are now. 33 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,860 Patronising bullshit. 34 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,020 Offer to rep me pro-bono. 35 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,120 I'm not that woman. I'm not. 36 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:27,440 I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed, okay? 37 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,260 So just fuck off and let me go. 38 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,540 I'm ashamed. 39 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:35,980 I fucked up a long time ago. I'm still fucking up. 40 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,660 Is this meant to be inspiring? 41 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,140 It was. 42 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,020 I was letting you know you're not alone. 43 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,280 Oh! 44 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,420 What are you doing? 45 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,520 Following your lead. 46 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,540 What? We feel ashamed so we just 47 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:57,940 fucking give up, I guess. 48 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,300 Oh, fuck you, you piece of shit. 49 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:01,700 Are you over? Is your life over? 50 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,620 It never really started, mate. 51 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,720 You won't. 52 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,620 Why? Fuck off, please. 53 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,720 Why do you get to go and not me? 54 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,340 It's not going to stop me... Oh, fuck, you fucking maniac! 55 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,860 Why? 56 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,176 Because you're gonna die! You're gonna die, 57 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,300 do you hear me? 58 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,300 Stop. 59 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,300 Stop. 60 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,100 Hey, hey. 61 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,460 Show me. 62 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,700 Show me. 63 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,800 Just me. That's all. 64 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,400 What's your name? 65 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,280 Caitlin. 66 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,800 You still look like Caitlin to me. 67 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,760 Yeah? 68 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,500 Shh, come on. 69 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:27,900 Jesus Christ. What? 70 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,820 It's my brother's... 71 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,140 I don't know what he is. 72 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,280 Hey, Vivian, hello. 73 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,180 I'm your PINOP. Neighbours called emergency services. 74 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,496 The police have already filed an Apprehended Violence Order. 75 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,060 My, um, he can't come within a hundred meters. 76 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,820 I own the place. 77 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,900 I already refused aid from the ambulance at the scene. 78 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,860 Oh. Would you prefer a female paramedic? 79 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,500 Oh, you're fine. I mean, yeah, no, 80 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:51,700 let's just get this done. 81 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,800 Okay, come on. 82 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,160 I am so sorry this happened to you. 83 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,240 I'll live. 84 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,580 Are you two okay? 85 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,680 I'll see you later. 86 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,340 Heart of a fucking lion? 87 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,900 What happened to being my sidekick? 88 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 I'm sorry. 89 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,340 I mean, technically, lions actually have 90 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,620 very small hearts, and they can't run very fast 91 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,800 and if they do, it's only for a couple of meters... 92 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,620 So what you're saying is, you do have the heart of a lion. 93 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,720 Mm. 94 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,020 What time's your twin flame picking you up? 95 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,800 Um, this afternoon, I think. After work. 96 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:09,980 The ashes ceremony. 97 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,080 The ashes ceremony! 98 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,420 It's all right. 99 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,100 She's coming. Is she? 100 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,680 Because she's forgotten the last four Christmases. 101 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,380 Shit. 102 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,080 Hey. 103 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,040 Hello! 104 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,760 I'm Amy. 105 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,340 Who's Amy? 106 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:39,300 Oh, John! Remember, I was telling you about Amy. 107 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,000 This is the lovely woman that Vivian saved. 108 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,240 Mm. Mm. 109 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,600 Shit. 110 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,440 I hate fake plants! Fuck! 111 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,540 May we go in? 112 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,020 Yeah. Sure. 113 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,900 Just, um, have to wait a moment. 114 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,060 Why's that? 115 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,540 Because... there he is! 116 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,340 The guest of honour! 117 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,940 Everyone, this is... 118 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:32,940 Louis. 119 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,040 Louis. 120 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,180 Vivian's paperboy. 121 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,180 Oh! 122 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,460 Help me. 123 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,620 Yep, that's, ah, that's me. 124 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,020 That girl loves her paper. 125 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,660 Ahh. 126 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,660 And actually wanted me to tell you 127 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,176 that we have a refer-a-friend discount 128 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,200 going on at the moment... 129 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,280 We need to go in, thank you. 130 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,820 Can you get that? Oh. 131 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,920 Good, thank you. 132 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,700 If she's set up a crack den, you should just tell me. 133 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,260 Vivian! Don't be silly! 134 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,120 She's just cleaning. 135 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,740 I mean, masturbating. 136 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,840 Mm-hmm. 137 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,580 Vivian! 138 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:17,780 Hi! 139 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,540 Hey, Viv. You all right? 140 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,640 Yeah. Sorry. 141 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,180 I was just getting the ashes. 142 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,420 Yeah, I keep them in the backyard. Louis? 143 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,060 Right. 144 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,500 Okay, Alejandro's on his way. 145 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,060 These need to go in the fridge. 146 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:36,420 And, um, if we can all just be... 147 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,100 calm, hmm? 148 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,220 And Vivian and little friend, 149 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,296 if they could put some clothes on, that'd be great. 150 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,180 We're not just gonna throw him out? 151 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,856 No, like I said Alejandro's not here yet. 152 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,780 Oh, Alejandro won't mind. 153 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,700 He'll arrive just in time for the nibblies, 154 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,300 which is what we're all here for, anyway. 155 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,840 Hola! Did someone call emergency? 156 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,420 I'm sorry for being late. 157 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,220 Oh! Oh, it's all right. 158 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,620 Vivian. 159 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,900 Hey, you were amazing this morning. 160 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,900 This morning? What happened this... 161 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,460 What... what... what happened this morning? 162 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,300 Your sister didn't tell you? 163 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,940 Oh, she saved a life. 164 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,180 She went out onto the ledge and helped 165 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,100 a distressed woman to my ambulance. 166 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,880 It was a very brave thing for you to do. 167 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,740 What'd I say, huh? 168 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,540 Oh, that's fuckin' amazing, Viv. 169 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:29,460 It really was. Yeah, that's, um, 170 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:32,440 uh, wow. Yeah. 171 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,180 We should do the ceremony. 172 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,860 Yeah, we should. 173 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,140 Oh, this idea to commemorate your abuelo, wonderful. 174 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,420 I am honoured to have been invited to this... 175 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,380 special family event. Thank you. 176 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,860 Well. Yes, I'm gonna hurry up. 177 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,460 John brought my special suit. 178 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,560 Gracias, portes d'amour. 179 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:55,060 Hmm. Sorry. 180 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,620 Hmm. 181 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,240 Come on. The urn. 182 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,720 He was a golfer, 183 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,920 grandfather, 184 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,520 and friend. 185 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,400 He taught me the importance of family. 186 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,460 He actually met Laura, my wife, first. 187 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:45,580 He was the marshal at the high school running carnival, 188 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,820 and he insisted that I snap her up. 189 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,860 She, um, 190 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,420 she sends her apologies, today. 191 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,616 She had a work Zoom with Jeremy... 192 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,640 Just wrap it up, Hendrix! 193 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,480 I love you, Granddad. 194 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,840 Rest easy, buddy. 195 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,460 Love you, Granddad. Bye. 196 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,560 Ah... 197 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,100 You don't want to say anything, do you? 198 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,700 Actually, yes. Yes, I would. 199 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,660 Thank you. Thank you. 200 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,100 I've been thinking about the greatest lesson 201 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,200 Walter Cunningham passed on to me. 202 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,180 Growing up, Granddad largely left me 203 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,280 to my own devices. 204 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,660 When I fractured my tibia after slipping 205 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,740 on a pile of my siblings' dirty laundry, 206 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,840 I drove myself to the hospital. 207 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,220 When the wasp nest in the attic was taunted 208 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,740 into a frenzy by Vivian and Hendrix's 209 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,780 secondhand marijuana smoke, 210 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,620 Granddad... yeah? 211 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,500 Accidentally locked me in the house 212 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,680 with the enraged swarm. 213 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,380 Then came 2013, the year of my... 214 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,700 university graduation. 215 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,820 I was Dux, I had topped the Dean's list, 216 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,420 and I'd been voted most likely 217 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,540 to have a nervous breakdown by my peers, 218 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,760 but I don't emote that way, so the joke's on them. 219 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,140 I was ready to take my qualification 220 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:27,080 and revel in my achievements with my family. 221 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,940 This moment, I told myself, was... 222 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,940 when I would know that the over-the-counter 223 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,260 amphetamines abuse and the sleep deprivation 224 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,020 was worth it. 225 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,940 So there I stood, 226 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,420 covered with fear-sweat 227 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,860 and heat rash, 228 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:50,400 and I looked out into the audience, 229 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,120 only to realise that Granddad wasn't there. 230 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,040 No one was there. 231 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,220 And yes, I see you all 232 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,180 shocked at this, 233 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,780 and I tell you what, it was really, really easy 234 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,120 to be angry at Granddad for... 235 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,200 missing out on things. 236 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,300 But then he'd leave me two Scotch Fingers 237 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,580 next to a cup of tea every day after school 238 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,740 and when I took up marathon running 239 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,100 to cure my anxiety, he used to just... 240 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,300 untie my shoelaces 241 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,220 every morning before I came down, 242 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,800 just to help me get ready. 243 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,820 Um, I guess what I'm trying to say is that 244 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,540 Walter Cunningham 245 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,260 taught me how to love in the little ways, 246 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:43,000 when big ways are hard for some people. 247 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,020 And for that, 248 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,120 I'm truly grateful. 249 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,160 And I'm really gonna miss him. 250 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,400 He always... 251 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,260 He always... 252 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,880 He always... 253 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,620 Fuck! John! 254 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,720 John! 255 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,420 - John! - You should probably go. 256 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,780 Yeah, I agree. 257 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,880 Yeah. 258 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,760 John! 259 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,080 John, what are you doing? 260 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,016 You tell them what I'm doing, Vivian. 261 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,340 You tell them what I'm doing! 262 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,440 I don't... I don't know... 263 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,940 Drink it. What the fuck! 264 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,220 Go on, drink it. 265 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,700 Querido, your grief, it is... 266 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,460 Chocolate mix. 267 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,580 It's fucking hot chocolate mix. 268 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:14,020 She... she's replaced our grandfather's ashes 269 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,340 with chocolate mix. 270 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,100 Perhaps my English is not... 271 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,576 No, no, no, no, no. You heard correctly. 272 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,340 She... she opened this jar and she scooped it 273 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,420 into his urn. Drink it. 274 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:27,180 It's not... It's not? Oh. 275 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,280 Oh! 276 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,460 Oh! 277 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,080 Oh. My love, that was dairy. 278 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,620 Okay, I bulked it up with hot chocolate mix, 279 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,540 but there was still a little bit of Granddad stuck to the edge. 280 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,040 John, I'm sorry... 281 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,340 Get out! 282 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:01,540 I just wanted today to go well. 283 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,360 So you threw him out beforehand? 284 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,900 It was an accident. 285 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,020 There was this old lady, Beatrice. 286 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,660 We'd had weed. We were gonna... 287 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,380 You were high. 288 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,100 It was Granddad's! 289 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,200 He wanted us to! 290 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,660 You are fucked. 291 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,100 This whole ceremony was your idea. 292 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,200 No, it wasn't. It was yours! 293 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,480 Hendrix. 294 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,580 For a split second, 295 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,120 I believed this bullshit. 296 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,180 I actually thought that you'd changed. 297 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,180 John, I said it was an accident! 298 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,620 An accident? 299 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,720 You. 300 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,840 It's always you. 301 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:58,240 It's always your fault! 302 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,200 I'm gonna sue you. 303 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,340 What? 304 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,440 I've had enough. 305 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,780 I'm gonna sue you 306 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,880 for burning down my truck. 307 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,880 It was a beautiful ceremony. 308 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,840 Until the screaming. 309 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,520 Viv. 310 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,900 Hey. Don't. 311 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,420 What happened to the new you? 312 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,700 You heard him. 313 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,800 She doesn't exist. 314 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,040 Do you know how my day started? 315 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,980 Traumatising. 316 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,460 And it actually got worse. 317 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,840 So I'd like to forget, thanks. 318 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,860 Vendrix? 319 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,180 No, no no. No, I've gotta go home. 320 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,540 Vendrix. I have to see Laura. 321 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,860 I haven't seen her in weeks. 322 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,940 And I can't do designated friend tonight. 323 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,040 Amy. 324 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,520 Hey. George! 325 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,040 God, it's good to see you. 326 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,580 I need to stay. 327 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,780 Oh. Okay. 328 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,060 Why? 329 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,460 Ah, for a drink. 330 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,100 Vivian needs a designated friend. 331 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,620 A designated what? 332 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,496 Oh, it's the sucker who looks after the people 333 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,180 with alcohol poisoning. 334 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,100 Viv, I think you should take it easy. 335 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,620 There was a hot chocolate mix incident. 336 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,860 Don't ask. 337 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,580 I'll have what you're having, Viv. 338 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,900 Okay, why don't I make you a cocktail, Amy? 339 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,500 Everyone. I am a master. 340 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,300 All right. It's a party. Farewell drinks. 341 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,700 Oh no, I can't do a party. 342 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,800 What would the animal say? 343 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,260 Hang on, what? 344 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,780 At school, everyone called him The Animal because... 345 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,620 Because he has kind eyes, like one. 346 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,460 No, no, no, no, 347 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,260 because I used to party hard like it... 348 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,860 Not anymore, apparently. 349 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,780 Ah. Wife got you locked down? Kids? 350 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,540 No, no, no, no, no. I... 351 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,060 I badgered her for kids. For years, actually. 352 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,100 And, um, one of the kids hates the babysitter, 353 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,380 so I'd better... 354 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,580 Vendrix... 355 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,500 needs both Vivian and Hendrix. 356 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,620 Hendrix. 357 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,720 Please. 358 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,420 You guys are related, right? 359 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,940 Yeah. 360 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,280 Oh, brothers and sisters can have party couple names. 361 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,420 Sure. Come on, man. 362 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,640 Stay for one drink. 363 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,100 I'm on a juice fast. 364 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,140 Gin's a fruit. 365 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,240 Bro. 366 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,480 Let's not let this get out of hand. 367 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,700 Hey! 368 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,980 Vendrix means no texting bitches, remember? 369 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,780 For the last time, don't call Laura a bitch. 370 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,776 And I'm trying to text her so that I can tell her 371 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,020 that I'm thinking about her. 372 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,860 You won state champs? 373 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,380 Oh, yeah! 374 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,020 How many years ago? 375 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,980 Oh, yeah. That's nothing. 376 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,740 See, ah, see this one here? 377 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,660 So I had a dislocated shoulder. 378 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,980 I was trapped underneath the boat. 379 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,820 I was technically dead for thirty seconds. 380 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,660 - Amazing! - Yeah. 381 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,040 The concussion made him a cheap drunk for weeks. 382 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,220 How did you and Amy get together? 383 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,580 Oh, she worked in the clothing store near my office. 384 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,820 I saw her and bought a shirt a day 385 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,620 until she agreed to go out with me. 386 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,020 Oh, wow. That's so romantic. 387 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,580 Yeah, we've been smitten ever since. Twin flames. 388 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,340 Then she left him at the altar. 389 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,660 - Viv! - Sorry, it's just true. 390 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,340 It's okay. Yeah, it is. 391 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,460 But Amy is a free spirit. 392 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,340 I'll have her however she wants me. 393 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,060 Wedding or no wedding. 394 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,500 Doesn't matter to me. 395 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,600 Lovely. 396 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,980 So, what do you do? 397 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,160 Have you heard of The Well? 398 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,700 Yeah, the app? 399 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,420 Yeah, I've got it on my phone. 400 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,056 Yeah, I run it. But it was Amy's idea. 401 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,140 What? 402 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,460 You never told me that. 403 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,856 You said you were a shop assistant. 404 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,580 What? 405 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,000 She came up with all the features. 406 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,780 I could not have done it without her. 407 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,900 - She is a genius. - What is it? 408 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,340 The Well finds all the wellness classes 409 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,940 in your area, and rates them. 410 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,620 But the twist is, it's tailored for men. 411 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,060 I mean, why should we miss out 412 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,740 on all the alternative therapies? 413 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,780 It's empowering. 414 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,940 I'm so glad you're empowering men. 415 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,980 It sounds like really important work. 416 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,640 Thank you. It's our little dream. 417 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,920 I've got it. 418 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,940 What's up? 419 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,300 What do you mean? 420 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,420 Well you're not talking incessantly. 421 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,820 Oh, I'm having fun. 422 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,920 Vendrix! 423 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,900 Anyone for some of Walt's peach schnapps? 424 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,580 Oh, God, no. No for me. 425 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,056 Do you want some schnapps, George? 426 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,300 Why not? 427 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,660 Never Have I Ever. Oh! 428 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,060 What, the kids' game? 429 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,260 Amy? Yes, I love that idea! 430 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,620 Whoa! No, come on. Hendrix? 431 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,100 Nah, it's a stupid game, Viv. 432 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,740 See? 433 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,060 You used to love Never Have I Ever. 434 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,180 Nope, nope, it's a stupid kids' game. 435 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,940 Yep. You need to catch up. 436 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,420 I don't need a game to drink 437 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,936 and I don't think this one does, either. 438 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,700 - Oh, shhh. 439 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,260 Oh, were you expecting someone? 440 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,580 Robber. Hopefully. 441 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,860 Liven things up a bit. 442 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,960 Hi. 443 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,980 PT? Ooh, must be. 444 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,020 I, ah, can go. 445 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,220 What are you wearing? 446 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,260 It's for training. 447 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,700 Ooh, you were right! 448 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,060 For suicide prevention. 449 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,780 You've never worn that before. 450 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,460 Ah, well, it's the evening. 451 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,980 These are my evening clothes. 452 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,100 Very cute. 453 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,700 Well, I can see you forgot we had a session, which is fine. 454 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,900 Um, we can reschedule... 455 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,180 No! No, no, no, no, no, stay. 456 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,940 The mood's fucking dead, and I'd pay good money 457 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,040 to see you play Never Have I Ever. 458 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,820 John! 459 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,860 I can't believe you left me! 460 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,420 I had to walk, 461 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,120 and I was cat-called by four rude women. 462 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,560 John, are you here? 463 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,700 John. 464 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,860 My shoes! 465 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,420 These shoes are faux-leather. 466 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,180 They don't hold up to long walking. 467 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,480 You will be buying me new ones. John! 468 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:08,060 Never Have I Ever assaulted a bouncer. 469 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,500 Did you win? 470 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,660 Obviously. Oh, my God. 471 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,020 Never Have I Ever woken up 472 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,820 to a severed finger in my bag. 473 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,820 Whose was it? 474 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,260 No fucking idea. 475 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,780 Oh. 476 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,580 The mysterious nine-fingered man! 477 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,460 Wait. 478 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,100 Never Have I Ever chased a police horse 479 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,980 down in bare feet. 480 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,220 Wait, seriously? 481 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,320 Ah, George. 482 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,896 Never Have I Ever been called George. 483 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,300 Ah, I've had enough. 484 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,080 Bullshit. You're not even playing. 485 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,896 - Seriously, I'm good. - You're not that drunk. 486 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,816 I don't think you've even finished your first drink. 487 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:48,740 You're crazy. 488 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,260 Yeah, you're crazy, Viv. 489 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,560 And you're trashed, Hendrix. Go on, George. 490 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,060 All right, I'm in. 491 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:05,020 Never Have I Ever had a hot chocolate mix incident. 492 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,540 Oh! 493 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,740 What? What is that? 494 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,840 No idea. What is it? 495 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,820 She replaced our Granddad's ashes 496 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,420 with hot chocolate powder. 497 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,980 Jesus Christ! 498 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,860 - Classic Viv. - Really, that is classic Viv? 499 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,500 Ever since we were kids. 500 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,900 This is why we can't have nice things. 501 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,700 It's hilarious. 502 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,140 Fucken disaster. 503 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,220 Never the designated friend Viv. 504 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,940 Never the designated friend! 505 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,300 Right, who's next? 506 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,696 Me, me, me, me, me, me, me! 507 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,016 Nah, I think you've had enough, big boy. 508 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,620 No, no, no, one more. 509 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,416 I promise, it's a good one. Okay, everyone listen. 510 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,880 Never Have I Ever had sex with more than one person. 511 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,620 Hey, man, I thought you were The Animal. 512 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,720 - Oh, even as The Animal... - Wait up. 513 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,040 You've only had sex with one person? 514 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,540 - Um, no, I... - What do you mean? 515 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,940 I... I... I... 516 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,720 The question means you're supposed to drink 517 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,216 if you've had sex with more than one person. 518 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,856 - No, I haven't... - But you just said 519 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,860 you haven't had sex with just one person. 520 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,740 - I... - Oh, my God. 521 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,420 Are you saying you're a virgin... 522 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,780 Oh, Dane, 523 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,460 you didn't understand the question. 524 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,300 Oh, he thought it was, 'Never Have I Ever had sex 525 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,460 with more than one person at once. 526 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,980 - Oh! - Yeah. 527 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,140 Ooh, I haven't had a threesome, either. 528 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,820 Yeah. I mean, this guy fucks. 529 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,616 Yeah, I'm actually surprised you haven't had a threesome. 530 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,920 Oh, I bet he's just being modest. 531 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,620 I mean, look at those cheekbones. 532 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,720 Insane Dane. 533 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,080 I gotta piss. That was fun. 534 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,220 Hey, big daddy! 535 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,320 Breathe. 536 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,460 - Hey... - Argh! 537 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,560 - You all right? - Yeah, of course. 538 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,780 I fuck all the time. 539 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,300 Like too much, almost. 540 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,740 Right. But it wouldn't matter... 541 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,500 Insane Dane! 542 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,780 Oh, my God. Hendrix, look at this rig. 543 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,740 Us uggos don't stand a chance. 544 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,920 - I'm glad you're here... - Yeah, right. I have to... 545 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,660 George. 546 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,760 Yeah? 547 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:42,280 I think you need to be more careful with people sometimes. 548 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,120 Sometimes I think you hurt feelings without meaning to. 549 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,320 Christ. 550 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,780 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, babe. 551 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:03,820 I just... I don't know what the fuck is going on here. 552 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,180 Oww! 553 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,280 Oh, it's a splinter. 554 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,500 It's just you say you wanna marry me, 555 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,900 and then you run away. 556 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,460 And then you say you wanna try again 557 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,700 and it's like you don't even want me here. 558 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,480 I'm just trying to keep my head above water 559 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,520 in this absurd situation. 560 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,220 Who is that girl? 561 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,780 Vivian? 562 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,380 Is she okay? 563 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,460 Yeah, she's fine. 564 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,940 A brolga led me to her, who actually turned out 565 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,340 to be her grandfather. 566 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,440 It's been a confusing few days, George. 567 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,780 I've been doing some reading. 568 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,460 About twin flames. 569 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,500 And this book, it says it can be hard at first, 570 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,600 because we mirror each other. 571 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,020 Look, I know wedding prep was stressful 572 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,440 and I know how sensitive you are to that, my love. 573 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,860 But we can't give up at the first hurdle. 574 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,340 I mean, this is what this is. 575 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,400 It's me and you, working it out together. 576 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,260 Hey, these past few days, 577 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,420 without you, I mean, that... 578 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,260 That house without you. 579 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:21,420 Really? It's like an ice box. 580 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,060 And your wind chimes are all tangled. 581 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,500 Are they? 582 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,180 You're my one, Amy. 583 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,100 I know that now. 584 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,200 I will wait... 585 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 as long as it takes. 586 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,620 Hey. 587 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,060 George. 588 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,160 What do we think? 589 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,100 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 590 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,500 Whoa! What the fuck? 591 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:20,420 He's right. I am an uggo. 592 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,540 What? Look at him. 593 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,460 And Dane. I mean, especially Dane. 594 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,200 I mean, he's so hot, in this totally unassuming way. 595 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,080 No, he's not. 596 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,380 Where's this going? 597 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,380 Laura's not attracted to me anymore. 598 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,620 Bullshit! No, it's true. 599 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,020 No, she's never coming home 600 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,940 and she's always going on about this 601 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,140 German interior designer that she's collaborating with. 602 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,260 I mean, what... what... What does "collaborating" mean? 603 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,300 Probably collaborating. 604 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,620 You guys have been together since you were sixteen. 605 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,900 It's totally normal to have less sex than back then. 606 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,500 No, no, everything was fine until last year. 607 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,880 Now she can't even look at me. 608 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,740 Something happens to your body when you have kids, Viv. 609 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,840 It's not your own anymore. 610 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,340 I've let myself go. 611 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,056 - My hair's falling out... - No, it's not. 612 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,480 - Yes, it is. - Oh, shit. 613 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,080 All I see is sexy. 614 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,480 Always thought Mum would be here to talk about stuff like this. 615 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,840 I just wanna talk to Mum. 616 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,700 Hey, hey. 617 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,700 It's fine. 618 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,520 Hey. I'm going to get another drink. 619 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,380 Hey. 620 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,900 You still have the Cunningham ass. 621 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Yeah. But... 622 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,620 Look. 623 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,200 You just grab her and fuck her. 624 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,120 Don't get caught up in stupid conversations. 625 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,620 That sounds a bit rapey. 626 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,060 No! 627 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,900 Listen... 628 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,680 fuckability is an attitude, yeah? 629 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,600 You are so fuckable. 630 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,080 Maybe we are weird. Mm. 631 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,980 Fuck it. Vendrix. 632 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,940 As a coping mechanism after the accident, 633 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,700 Vendrix definitely had its drawbacks, Viv. 634 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,140 I mean, I can't remember about thirty percent 635 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,256 of my adolescence, and I've got this weird tendon strain 636 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,280 from fingering too many girls. 637 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,020 My family's everything I've ever wanted. 638 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,460 I don't want to black out from them. 639 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,000 Wait up, wait up, wait up. Amy. 640 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,780 Come on. 641 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,080 That's so beautiful. 642 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:48,420 No. Fuck! No! 643 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,240 That is not the vibe. That is not Vendrix. 644 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,920 You know what is? 645 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,060 Oh, shit! 646 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,260 Yes, yes, yes! 647 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,500 - Wait! - Slut drop! 648 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,100 Oh, my God! 649 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,420 Argh! 650 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,920 Wrap it in cardboard first. 651 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,060 What are you doing? 652 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,500 - Hey, are you all right? - Go away. 653 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,100 Why are you speaking weird? 654 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,340 Because if I talk normally, I will be sick. 655 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,140 Leave me alone. 656 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,140 Dane, if it's gonna come, it's gonna come. 657 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:10,300 Yeah, I don't subscribe to that kind of insane fatalism. 658 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,940 I am in... 659 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,980 control. 660 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,540 Go away. 661 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,060 Dane, everyone has a few public vomits in their life. 662 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,540 No, I have only vomited once in my life 663 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,180 and it was controlled, deliberate, lesser of two evils. 664 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,980 What was the greater evil? 665 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,580 Gastro. 666 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,060 I had to choose an end and I chose mouth. 667 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,460 That's not true. 668 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:34,816 - There's no choice with gastro. - No. 669 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,900 - It just comes out... - There is. 670 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,220 You can control it all out of your mouth. 671 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,900 No diarrhea. 672 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,580 None. And people don't know it, but it's true. 673 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,500 Okay. 674 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,640 What's the worst that happens if it comes out? 675 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,480 Humiliation. Pain. 676 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,700 What are you do... 677 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,540 What are you do... What are you do... 678 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,820 - Stop! 679 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,060 - Oh! Stop! 680 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,900 See? 681 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Not so bad. 682 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,760 That was, um... 683 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,840 I don't know. 684 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,080 Come on. 685 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,580 No. 686 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,140 No. Dane. 687 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,300 No. Dane! 688 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,780 No. No, leave me by the bins. 689 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,900 Fine! Fine. 690 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,580 Jesus, you weirdo. 691 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,940 Just come back in once you're done. 692 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,040 Viv. 693 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,420 That George guy. 694 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,520 - Narcissist... - Cunt. 695 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,000 Ohh! 696 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,320 Shit. 697 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,220 - Hey. - Hey. 698 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,660 I just wanted to say thank you. 699 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,300 For? Taking care of Amy. 700 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,400 I know she can be a bit much. 701 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,060 What do you mean? 702 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,680 The whole twin flames talking birds bullshit. 703 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,456 I mean, I love it because I love her, 704 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,120 but yeah, I know it can be a lot. 705 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,140 Right. 706 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,460 Anyway, ah, I'm gonna take her home. 707 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,016 - She's having a lay down, so... - George. 708 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,040 Yeah? 709 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,100 You can't bullshit a bullshitter. 710 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,700 What? 711 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,300 You've been pretending to drink this whole night. 712 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,780 That's fucking weird. 713 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,660 And all this unironic alpha bullshit? 714 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,180 No, I haven't. Go home. 715 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,140 Fuck off. 716 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,240 I'm the alpha. 717 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:49,940 Get... the fuck... out. 718 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,040 Now. 719 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,900 Hey. 720 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Hola, hola. 721 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,540 Um, how did you find me? 722 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,620 I searched every Kebab Kastle in Sydney. 723 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,460 There are a lot, hmm? 724 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,340 Hmm. 725 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,700 How did you know that I... 726 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,500 Because you always come home 727 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,360 smelling of meat on a stick when you are stressed. 728 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,060 I don't understand. 729 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,820 I don't under... understand why you're here. 730 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,120 What exactly do you think is happening, John? 731 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,380 You're leaving me. 732 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,820 I'm giving you time to leave me. 733 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,540 Why? 734 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,660 Because I'm not... Because I'm not Holiday John. 735 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,260 I'm not that guy. 736 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,380 I'm the guy who drinks his grandfather's ashes 737 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,480 and who sues his sister, and... 738 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,940 Ale, I'm so ugly inside, and you... 739 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,040 Who is this Holiday John? 740 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,860 It... it's me. On holiday. 741 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:43,500 Being cool and fun and... 742 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,900 And sexy. 743 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,620 But I can't be him all the time. 744 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,180 Yeah, but I know this. 745 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,580 I know you are not Juan de Vacaciones. 746 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,680 Whoo! Please. 747 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,460 - What? - The first time we met 748 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,400 you were having a panic attack. 749 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,860 I'm here because we are partners. 750 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,700 And I love all the parts of you. 751 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,640 Even the parts that are not on holiday. 752 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,160 What is so confusing for you? 753 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,520 No one chooses me. 754 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,300 I'm not the priority. 755 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,700 I'm never the priority. 756 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,620 And that's fine 'cause that's how I made it... 757 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:30,180 Hey, listen. 758 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,280 You are my priority. 759 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,420 No, no, there's meat juice... 760 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,520 on everything. 761 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,180 You want to talk about what happened today? 762 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,280 It was crazy. 763 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,380 I... I can't talk about my sister. 764 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,480 Not yet. 765 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,200 I'm sorry. There. 766 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,460 No. 767 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,580 Sorry, I'm going. 768 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,680 You can stay. 769 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,440 What? 770 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,420 You can stay. 771 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,520 You don't have to go with him. 772 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,120 He never hit me. 773 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,800 I'm not like Caitlin. 774 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000 It's really hard to... 775 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,080 Sometimes I think he's right about me. 776 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,800 I love you. 777 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,040 That's a really fucking weird thing to say right now. 778 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,520 It's okay. 779 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,680 Hey. 780 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,640 Here. 781 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,360 Mum. 782 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,440 Do you think John's really gonna sue me? 783 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,500 You. 784 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,300 What? 785 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,760 Designated friend. 48636

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