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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 - Original SUB by Scooby74 - www.opensubtitles.org - Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44 2 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:11,340 [ROUSING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:28,650 [ROUSING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:45,000 - Original SUB by Scooby74 - www.opensubtitles.org - Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44 5 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,510 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 6 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,890 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 7 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:11,650 DOCENT: The lore tells us of a valiant few 8 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:14,360 who stood above the fray and fog. 9 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,950 My, what weapons they must have wielded. 10 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:19,240 Which brings us to our current exhibit, 11 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,910 the mythical staff of the gods. 12 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:23,620 In Homer's tale, 13 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:27,920 the staff was said to harness the gift of all gods. 14 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,960 Oh. [CHUCKLES] Welcome, proud soldiers. 15 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,130 What did I say? 16 00:01:32,210 --> 00:01:33,590 Museums are fun. 17 00:01:33,670 --> 00:01:36,550 Amusement parks for the brains. [LAUGHS] 18 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,300 - Whoa! - DOCENT: Okay, 19 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,680 there's no reason to get pushy. 20 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,100 Everyone will get a chance to see it. 21 00:01:42,180 --> 00:01:43,600 Carved from a heartwood 22 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,100 not seen in over 2,000 years, 23 00:01:46,180 --> 00:01:48,440 the two halves of this ancient replica 24 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,730 were recently discovered in, of all places, 25 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:54,360 a waste processing plant outside of Philadelphia. 26 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:55,780 So strong, they reportedly broke 27 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:57,740 - three trash compactors. - [THUDS] 28 00:01:57,820 --> 00:02:00,030 Okay, um, friends, that's enough. 29 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,450 I'm, I'm sort of the star of the show here... [GASPS] 30 00:02:02,530 --> 00:02:04,330 - Stop! - [PEOPLE MURMURING] 31 00:02:04,410 --> 00:02:05,500 Stop! Sir! 32 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,460 Sir! 33 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:11,880 - [PEOPLE SCREAMING] - MAN 1: Hey! 34 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,340 Hey, what are you doing? 35 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:15,300 - [PEOPLE CHATTERING] - [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 36 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,350 [GASPS] 37 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,110 [CRACKLING] 38 00:02:35,190 --> 00:02:36,190 [GASPS] 39 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,150 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 40 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:48,250 - [CRACKLING] - [GASPS] 41 00:02:57,130 --> 00:03:00,760 [WHISPERING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] Unleash the chaos. 42 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,010 [GRUNTS] 43 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:04,720 [SIGHS] 44 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,140 [BOTH GRUNTING] 45 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,850 Unleash the chaos. 46 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,070 [GASPS] 47 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,570 Unleash the chaos. 48 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:20,650 [GROWLS] 49 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:22,490 [ROARS] 50 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,530 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 51 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:26,870 [ALARM BLARING] 52 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:28,910 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 53 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:36,590 [PEOPLE GRUNTING] 54 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:38,550 MAN 2:[IN ENGLISH] Wait, wait. Move, move, move! 55 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:42,930 No, no! 56 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:45,760 MAN 3: Help me! 57 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,350 - [GRUNTS] - [RINGING] 58 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:57,730 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 59 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,360 [MAN GROANS] 60 00:04:06,990 --> 00:04:08,370 No! [PANTING] 61 00:04:08,450 --> 00:04:11,330 Ladies, please just let me go. 62 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:12,790 [SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE] 63 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:17,730 MAN 5: [IN ENGLISH] Oh, my God! Look out! 64 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,710 [PEOPLE COUGHING] 65 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:24,300 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 66 00:04:39,770 --> 00:04:41,740 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 67 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,880 Turns out museums are fun. 68 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,510 Let's have more of it. 69 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,640 We can do nothing while the staff remains sundered. 70 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,140 The champions of this realm outnumber us. 71 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:18,310 Human champions are still humans 72 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,110 and we are gods. 73 00:05:20,190 --> 00:05:23,030 Do not underestimate the judgement of the wizard. 74 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:25,320 To protect the power of the gods, 75 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,110 he will have chosen with meticulous precision 76 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,950 the strongest, most keenly intelligent champions 77 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,330 this realm has ever witnessed. 78 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:36,920 I'm an idiot. 79 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 I don't deserve these powers, if I'm being honest. 80 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,750 Like, what am I even contributing? 81 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,670 There's already a superhero with a red suit, 82 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:43,840 with a lightning bolt on it 83 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,970 and I'm fast, but he's faster. 84 00:05:46,050 --> 00:05:49,720 Aquaman is literally huge, and he's so manly 85 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,100 and Batman is so cool! 86 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:53,220 And I'm just me. 87 00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:54,710 And I can't say this to anyone else, 88 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:56,240 'cause my family looks to me as a leader, 89 00:05:56,270 --> 00:05:58,100 but I feel like 90 00:05:58,190 --> 00:05:59,270 a fraud. 91 00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:00,650 You understand I'm a... 92 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:03,110 pediatrician, 93 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:06,820 right? 94 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,910 I mean, yeah, well, you were recommended 95 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:10,660 by another patient, Billy Batson. 96 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:12,030 It doesn't matter. 97 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,870 Can you help fix my thoughts so that 98 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:15,830 they just, like, you know, stop happening? 99 00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:17,330 All right, look. 100 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:18,980 And, again, pediatrician, not a psychiatrist, 101 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,880 but it sounds to me like 102 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,710 you're experiencing imposter syndrome. 103 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,010 And often, that originates from trauma early in life, 104 00:06:27,090 --> 00:06:29,510 so if you don't mind me asking, 105 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,550 how well do you remember your childhood? 106 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,050 Like it was today. [CHUCKLES] 107 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,930 Trauma? Uh, I don't know. 108 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,480 I mean, I never met my dad. 109 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,940 Uh, my mom abandoned me at a Christmas carnival. 110 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:42,540 I spent a lot of time in the foster system, 111 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:43,610 ran away from 11 homes, 112 00:06:43,690 --> 00:06:44,900 got into a lot of fights. 113 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:46,190 Then I was abducted by a wizard 114 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,740 who gave me superpowers 115 00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:49,460 and then dude just, like, died in front of my face. 116 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:50,660 That's not a small amount. 117 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:52,120 A doctor conjured seven demons 118 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,580 and held my whole family hostage, 119 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:55,090 so we had to rip out one of his eyeballs, 120 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,830 and then everybody got superpowers, 121 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:58,680 but now everyone's kind of, like, doing their own thing 122 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,390 and I'm the only one trying to keep everybody together. 123 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,340 Okay, okay. Well, let's just process that. 124 00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:05,880 Right? Rejected by your parents, 125 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,460 then by the system, 126 00:07:07,550 --> 00:07:10,180 and now rejected by a city you try to protect. 127 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:11,840 I never said I was rejected by my city. 128 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,390 "Rejected by city." 129 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:17,350 That's the Tribune. Nobody reads the Tribune. 130 00:07:17,430 --> 00:07:20,100 - I do. - Anyway, okay, well, um... 131 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,850 I, uh, appreciate your help, but I got some real problems. 132 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:27,440 There's this terrorist hostage situation going on, so... 133 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,780 - Hostage situation? - Yeah. 134 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:31,660 [DOOR CLOSES] 135 00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:34,320 [GUNS FIRING] 136 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:36,410 [SHOUTING IN VIDEO GAME] 137 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:40,210 I suck balls at this. 138 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:41,920 [GUNS FIRING IN VIDEO GAME] 139 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,710 Why do we always have to play war games? 140 00:07:43,790 --> 00:07:45,500 Hey, it's practice for our other job. 141 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,460 - [SCOFFS] - I'm serious. 142 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,670 Military strategy, multiple team members, 143 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,510 each with a special skillset 144 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:53,890 unleashed against an unknown enemy. 145 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:55,550 VICTOR: I know how it sounds, 146 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,410 but the house keeps getting struck by lightning, Leo. 147 00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,100 I'm telling you. 148 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:00,950 Besides, you're the one always talking about teamwork. 149 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,440 - But we don't need guns! - [GASPS] 150 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,270 MARY: Darla? 151 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,540 FREDDY: This is it. This is big time. 152 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,070 - We are the guns. - MARY: Darla! 153 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:10,590 Why were there Skittles in my pockets? 154 00:08:10,610 --> 00:08:12,700 It was supposed to be a surprise. 155 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:14,320 It was. 156 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,070 Hmm, she's very moody lately. 157 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,080 Why do you think I put Skittles in her pocket? 158 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,330 - Oh. - ROSA: Whoo! Ole. 159 00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:21,680 VICTOR: Is this an army of unicorns 160 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,420 - killing Genghis Khan? - Yes. 161 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,130 Unicorns aren't real. 162 00:08:25,210 --> 00:08:27,340 It's called speculative history, Eugene. Look it up. 163 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:28,480 EUGENE: Billy, you can't just leave. 164 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,170 Your guy's gonna die! 165 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,970 Whoo! [LAUGHS] 166 00:08:32,050 --> 00:08:34,130 [CHATTERING ON TV] 167 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:35,720 - See? - Yes. 168 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,100 I told you you would get into it 169 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:38,560 if you gave it a chance. 170 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,850 Yeah, I'm really starting to see the appeal. 171 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:44,660 [BILLY WHISPERING] What's going on? 172 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:45,690 [FREDDY SIGHS] 173 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,480 [GRUNTS] 174 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:54,820 Dude, what are you doing? 175 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,510 OFFICER: [ON HEADPHONES] Possible 10-99 in progress. 176 00:08:56,530 --> 00:08:58,010 Multiple reports of cracking on roadway. 177 00:08:58,030 --> 00:08:59,870 Fraying suspension cables. 178 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:02,160 All units to the Ben Franklin Bridge. 179 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,290 Yeah. It's crazy music, Freddy. 180 00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:06,620 It is, isn't it? Very urgent melody to it. 181 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:07,850 We should see it performed live. 182 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,290 I was thinking the same thing. 183 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:10,730 I feel like we can get tickets to that concert. 184 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,590 Two. Maybe not six. 185 00:09:12,670 --> 00:09:14,800 All or none. That's the rule. 186 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,640 Yet I'm still gonna walk backwards now. 187 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,220 So, now's your last and final chance. 188 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,100 Billy Batson, come with me. 189 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:23,810 No, no, no! 190 00:09:23,890 --> 00:09:26,810 Man, it sure is a beautiful day in Philadelphia! 191 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,190 [SIGHS] Is it though? 192 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:31,070 - Almost finished. - Again? 193 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:33,360 - Okay. - MARY: This better be good. 194 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,570 [EUGENE SIGHS] 195 00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:38,160 Whoa, whoa! Where's everyone going? 196 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,780 - [FREDDY CLEARS THROAT] - Um... 197 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:40,870 To fight crime? 198 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:45,040 - Okay. - Bye, Mom. 199 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,540 Bye, Mom. 200 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,580 - Bye. - Bye, Rosa. 201 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,380 [DOOR CLOSES] 202 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,250 Give it time. 203 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:54,300 [INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING] 204 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:01,890 You guys ready? 205 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,470 ALL: Shazam! 206 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,520 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 207 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,370 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 208 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:24,830 - [SIREN WAILING] - [MAN 1 GRUNTING] 209 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:30,380 Oh, my God. 210 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:31,960 [BRIDGE CREAKING] 211 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,460 It's gonna break! 212 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:37,090 Run! 213 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,130 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 214 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:50,190 ["HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO" PLAYING ON RADIO] 215 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:52,440 [SINGING ALONG] ♪ I need a hero ♪ 216 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:56,610 ♪ I'm holding out for a hero Till the end of the night ♪ 217 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:57,690 ♪ He's... ♪ 218 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,370 [BRIDGE CLANKING] 219 00:11:02,450 --> 00:11:04,580 [MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON RADIO] 220 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:06,790 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 221 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,540 - [PEOPLE SCREAMING] - [MAN GRUNTS] 222 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,500 [WOMAN WHIMPERING] 223 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,470 [GASPS] 224 00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:33,900 [GASPING] 225 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,030 [WHIMPERING] 226 00:11:38,110 --> 00:11:39,570 [TIRES SCREECH] 227 00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:42,280 [WHIMPERING] 228 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,200 ["HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO" PLAYING ON RADIO] 229 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,910 No, no, no. 230 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:49,540 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 231 00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:55,750 No way, shut up! Did I just save you 232 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,320 while you were listening to this song? 233 00:11:58,420 --> 00:11:59,550 [SCREAMS] 234 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:00,970 No! I got you, I got you. 235 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,640 [MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 236 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:17,320 No need to panic. Captain Everypower is here. 237 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,980 Oh. 238 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:20,280 [GRUNTING] 239 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,240 [YELLING] 240 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,070 I'm just kidding, it's real easy. 241 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,160 [GRUNTS] 242 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:29,370 [PEOPLE SHOUTING] 243 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:36,210 Hi! 244 00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:38,290 [GASPS] 245 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:40,550 Oh, my gosh. Kittens! 246 00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:44,180 Oh! They're so cute! [GASPS] 247 00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:48,390 Did she just leave us? 248 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:51,890 Okay, let's go. 249 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,940 [SUPERHEROES WHOOSHING] 250 00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:04,900 [GRUNTING] 251 00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:08,990 [SIGHS] 252 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,790 - [WOMAN SCREAMS] - [GRUNTS] 253 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,210 [GRUNTING] 254 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,690 - Okay. - No, no, no, I got ya! 255 00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:40,440 That's my sidekick. Captain Everypower Junior. 256 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,230 Hey! Junior? 257 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,690 You're gonna wanna hold on tight. 258 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:47,700 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 259 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,200 [SIREN WAILING] 260 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,240 [INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING] 261 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,970 Everyone's safe. 262 00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:07,050 Awesome job, Mary. 263 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,470 Circle up, fam! 264 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,510 [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING] 265 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:17,850 All right, here's the situation. 266 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,400 We have one more job to do 267 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,650 and that's to keep this bridge from collapsing. 268 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,860 REPORTER: The Ben Franklin Bridge has collapsed. 269 00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:28,530 Fortunately, there are no casualties. 270 00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:30,240 Thanks in part to our local heroes, 271 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,740 one with me now. 272 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,330 It's great to be here, Nancy. 273 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:36,540 What can I say? It's all in a day's work. 274 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,270 Right. Well, how do you feel about being dubbed 275 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,330 the Philadelphia Fiascoes? 276 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:42,340 Given that that's not an official title, 277 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,300 we feel nothing about it. That is not our name. 278 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:45,940 SHAZAM: Right, but the important thing is... 279 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,800 What is wrong with these people? 280 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:51,430 Have you ever no... 281 00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:53,510 I'm gonna go check on the kids. 282 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,370 FREDDY: Yeah, you should. God only knows what they're up to. 283 00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:57,160 Probably drugs, right? Probably taking selfies 284 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,390 while vaping on TikTok. 285 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,480 VICTOR: Oh. 286 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,520 [KITTEN MEOWING] 287 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,110 Is that a kitten? 288 00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:05,530 [PURRING] 289 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:06,610 No. 290 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,290 [MACHINERY POWERS UP] 291 00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,330 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 292 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,810 I'm gonna name you Tawny. 293 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,440 [KITTEN PURRING] 294 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,820 SHAZAM: "Destroy bridge"? What? 295 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:56,620 Not saving is different than breaking. Am I wrong? 296 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:59,450 Am I wrong about this? Also, we saved countless lives. 297 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,370 A hundred sixty-two. It's countable. 298 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,380 Emotionally countless, 299 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:05,460 Mary. 300 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,000 Where's Eugene? 301 00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:09,420 Where he always is. 302 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,010 Mapping out the Room of Doors. 303 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:14,050 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 304 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:17,640 SHAZAM: Eugene! 305 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,140 Hey, buddy! Where you at? 306 00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:24,100 Hey, Eugene. 307 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,530 Hello? We have a meeting, Eugene. 308 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,280 [THUDDING] 309 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,490 - [EUGENE GRUNTING] - [CREATURE GROANS] 310 00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:36,570 SUPER HERO EUGENE: Oh. 311 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:39,040 [GROANS] 312 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,120 You're late. 313 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,040 Do not go in there. 314 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,420 All right, fam-jam, let's jump in. 315 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,380 - [FANFARE MUSIC PLAYING] - [CHUCKLES, MUTTERS] 316 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,090 [CLEARS THROAT] All right, big day, 317 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:54,930 big bridge, kind of a couple blunders, right? 318 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:57,090 But we're gonna meditate on those mistakes right now. 319 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,560 Mary? 320 00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,100 Organic chem is my meditation. 321 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,520 [SHAZAM CHUCKLES] 322 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,520 Said nobody with friends ever, really. 323 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,150 In point of fact, I'd have friends 324 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,690 if I had gone to college. 325 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,550 SHAZAM: In point of fact is exactly the kind of 326 00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:14,820 smart thing that a smart person 327 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,220 who doesn't need to go to college says. 328 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,740 So, 329 00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:19,200 let's go back to the tape. 330 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,950 Now, guys, as you can see, 331 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,790 we started off real, real, real, real strong, right? 332 00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:26,540 Right up top, all that cohesiveness, energy, 333 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:28,250 - terrific! - [CELL PHONE RINGING] 334 00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:31,460 Oh, sorry, Coach. Gotta fly IRL. 335 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,940 No, no, no, I'm not done with the presentation. 336 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,510 I know. And I love these daily recaps. 337 00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,840 I just gotta spread my wings a bit before dinner. 338 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,030 - It helps keep me loose! - Okay, fine, fine. No recap. 339 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,450 We'll go have a group hang in the air. That sounds great. 340 00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,060 I gotta test this slime for toxicity 341 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,270 'cause I'm starting to... tingle. 342 00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:47,270 Oh. The, uh, Phillies game just came on 343 00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:50,310 so I'm gonna go ahead and, uh, watch baseball. 344 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,480 It's right that I give Tawny back. 345 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,920 SHAZAM: Oh, come on! What is happening? 346 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,950 What is happening right now? All or none, guys! 347 00:17:58,030 --> 00:17:59,280 If you say you have to work... 348 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,780 I have to work. 349 00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:02,990 [SIGHS, CHUCKLES] Why do you even have a job? 350 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,300 Wonder Woman doesn't have a job! 351 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:05,790 - Stop. - No, seriously. 352 00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:07,060 Do you think she wears a ponytail and glasses 353 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,540 and, like, nobody recognizes her 354 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,060 and she's, like, an accountant or something? 355 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,550 Just stop. You are holding on too tight. 356 00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:15,340 Just 'cause Freddy wants to fly solo for ten minutes 357 00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,840 doesn't mean he's gonna leave you like your mom. 358 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,760 Or me wanting to go to college 359 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,300 means I'm abandoning the family. 360 00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:22,850 Oh. Okay, cool, 361 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:24,810 it's about college again. I totally get it. 362 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,020 Yeah. 363 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,810 Do you really not see yourself? 364 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:28,890 [SIGHS] 365 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:36,570 You turn 18 in five months. 366 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:38,900 They're not gonna kick me out. They didn't kick you out. 367 00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:41,450 Victor and Rosa are saints, yes, but you're about to age out 368 00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:43,370 of the foster system just like I did. 369 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:46,120 Yeah, I get it. I know how it works, okay? 370 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,200 Do you? 371 00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:51,080 Victor and Rosa can barely pay rent. 372 00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:54,000 And the state no longer sends checks to feed or house me 373 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:56,090 and soon there will be no checks for you. 374 00:18:57,510 --> 00:19:00,800 I don't care if Wonder Woman has a job. 375 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,470 I want to contribute. 376 00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:04,350 At some point, Billy, like 377 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:06,680 everyone on Earth, we have to get a job or... 378 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,480 leave home. 379 00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:15,940 Nothing lasts forever. 380 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,490 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 381 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,870 I mean, it's literally called the Rock of Eternity. 382 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,210 So, clearly, some things do last forever. 383 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,250 - [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] - [WIND BLOWING] 384 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,400 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 385 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,080 MAN: Leave me to die. 386 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,420 Oh, but we come bearing gifts. 387 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,840 [MAGIC RESONATING] 388 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,680 Magic. 389 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,560 Impossible. 390 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,810 This realm was sealed off from magic. 391 00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:36,480 Yes. After you ripped it from our father's very core. 392 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,280 From every god in this realm. 393 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,780 From me. 394 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,570 [BAR SIZZLING] 395 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:45,870 Do you not remember what you took? 396 00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:48,830 What my particular power was? 397 00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:51,330 The power of elements. 398 00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:55,000 No. I cast a barrier to prevent your kind 399 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,000 from entering the human realm. 400 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,250 The only way that barrier could be removed is if... 401 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,710 Someone broke this? 402 00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:03,920 How did... 403 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:05,630 Where is the Champion? 404 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,390 It was your hands that forged this staff for our father 405 00:21:08,470 --> 00:21:10,760 and yours that will mend it. 406 00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:13,980 I told you I would die before I help you. 407 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,770 [GRUNTING] 408 00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:21,530 [GROANING] 409 00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:35,370 Now, say the word. 410 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,630 Never. Never! 411 00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:39,250 Never say never. 412 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,390 Say the word. 413 00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:50,430 [MAGICAL VOICES ECHOING] 414 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,770 MAGICAL VOICES: Say the word. Say the word. 415 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,320 - Shazam! - [CRACKLING] 416 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,360 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 417 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,400 [MAGIC RESONATES] 418 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,330 [GRUNTING] 419 00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:18,330 [GRUNTS] 420 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:20,540 [GROWLS] 421 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000 [GRUNTS] 422 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:27,510 [SCREAMS] 423 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,720 [GRUNTING] 424 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,140 Now we get to have our fun. 425 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:38,480 Fun is for children, dear. We are at war. 426 00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:49,570 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 427 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,410 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 428 00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:58,970 - Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my goodness. 429 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,060 - I am so sorry! - I'm so sorry! 430 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,460 No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry! 431 00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:02,640 No, it's totally my fault. Are you okay? 432 00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:03,690 - I'm okay, yeah. - Okay, yeah. 433 00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,340 - I'm always okay. - Good. 434 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:08,720 Uh, actually, do you... do you know where this is? 435 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,960 [VOICE CRACKS] Miss Saunders! 436 00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:12,300 [CLEARS THROAT] Yeah, absolutely 437 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,950 is what I meant to say. Voice crack. It's weird. 438 00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:15,660 Oh, no, no worries. If it makes you feel any better 439 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,910 it's nothing compared to the amount 440 00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:18,140 that you're blushing right now. 441 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,520 Oh, I blush when I'm confident. 442 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,060 - [CHUCKLES] - BRETT: There she is. 443 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,270 - Hey. - New girl. First period. 444 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,520 - ANNE: Yeah. - I'm Brett. This is Burke. 445 00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:27,320 Listen, if you need anything at all, 446 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,240 we're your guys. We got it. 447 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,320 FREDDY: Brett and Burke Breyer. 448 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,720 They got it all. I mean, what is it, narcissistic personality disorder, 449 00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,530 - chlamydia, they got it. - [CHUCKLES] 450 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,490 Plenty of it to go around, too. 451 00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:39,330 This is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid. 452 00:23:39,410 --> 00:23:41,250 Fanboy here thinks he's a big boy now. 453 00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:42,770 Yeah, he doesn't know where he belongs. 454 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,390 Sure I do. I don't belong in that trash can. 455 00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:46,020 'Cause that's... I'll smell like human garbage, 456 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,970 do you realize that? And that's your brand, guys! 457 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,800 [GRUNTING] 458 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,260 BRETT: Down goes Freeman. 459 00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:52,470 Hey, hey! Look! 460 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,260 - Now I'm a superhero. - Nice! 461 00:23:56,350 --> 00:23:58,810 [CLEARING THROAT] 462 00:23:58,890 --> 00:24:00,730 What is this thing doing here? 463 00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:02,230 - Janitors. - [GROANING] 464 00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,460 BRETT: Get up, man. What are you doin'? 465 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,810 - Come on. - [FREDDY GRUNTS] 466 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,250 You're gonna want to get this fixed, huh? 467 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:08,190 Yeah, that's probably why you fell. 468 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,780 BURKE: Yeah. BRETT: Bye, new girl. 469 00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:10,990 Jeez, thanks Mr. Geckle. 470 00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:12,610 Don't sweat it. That trash can 471 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,340 was like a second home to me when I went here. 472 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,370 [FREDDY CHUCKLES] 473 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,200 Hey. 474 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,830 You knew those guys were gonna hit you, 475 00:24:19,910 --> 00:24:21,750 but you stepped in anyway. 476 00:24:21,830 --> 00:24:23,960 You know something? That's how I amuse myself. 477 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,250 The funnier I am, 478 00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:27,960 [GRUNTS] the more I get punched. 479 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,250 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 480 00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:30,630 Well, it made me laugh. 481 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,840 So... 482 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:38,720 - [CHUCKLES] - Hero. 483 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,520 [MOUTHING] 484 00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:45,150 You gonna walk me to class, or what? 485 00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:46,540 Why would I... Walk you to class? No. 486 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,650 Why would I wanna do that? Yes! 487 00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:50,070 Thanks. [CHUCKLES] 488 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,440 So, from the top. 489 00:24:52,530 --> 00:24:55,660 What is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid? 490 00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:59,740 Yeah. Um, it's real inside baseball, but basically, 491 00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:02,250 a while ago I happened to have some lunch 492 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:04,250 in the cafeteria with a few superheroes. 493 00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:07,290 Wait, the kid who's friends with superheroes. 494 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,710 - That was you? - Yeah. 495 00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:10,500 And they're still dicks to you? 496 00:25:10,590 --> 00:25:12,020 Sadly, just 'cause you know someone cool, 497 00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:14,430 doesn't really necessarily make you cool. 498 00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:15,800 You seem pretty cool to me. 499 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,640 [LOUDLY] Freddy! 500 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,060 Is my name. 501 00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:25,850 Sorry, that was weird and loud. I'm Freddy, 502 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:27,480 he said in a normal voice. 503 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,560 I'm Anne. 504 00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:31,860 Anne. 505 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:33,150 - [GRUNTS] - [CHUCKLES] 506 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,450 - Nice! - Bullseye. 507 00:25:34,530 --> 00:25:36,110 Hey, you gotta fix that crutch, bro! 508 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,200 [CHUCKLES] 509 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:39,120 What? 510 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,200 [SIGHS] 511 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,450 [CHUCKLES LIGHTLY] 512 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,500 [WIZARD GASPING] 513 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,540 [UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING] 514 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,270 [GRUNTS] 515 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,440 [GROANS] 516 00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:12,610 [SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE] 517 00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:18,570 [IN ENGLISH] Good, little one. Well done. 518 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,490 Now go find me the one responsible for this. 519 00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:25,660 [CAPTIVATING MUSIC PLAYING] 520 00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:38,590 [CORK POPS] 521 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,680 Wow. Um... [CHUCKLES] 522 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,600 I'm flattered that you feel this way. 523 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,520 Truly, I mean, you know, like, look at all this, you know... 524 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,770 Romantic setting 525 00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:51,270 and fancy champagne, big plates, tiny food. 526 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,820 I mean, you went all out. 527 00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:55,940 I love that, I, I, I, I do. 528 00:26:56,030 --> 00:26:57,650 I'm just not sure 529 00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:59,710 that I'm really ready to commit right now, you know. 530 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:02,280 Wait, wait, wait. No, this isn't about you. 531 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:06,830 I promise this is not about you. Okay? Look... [CHUCKLES] 532 00:27:06,910 --> 00:27:08,790 I know the whole world wants to see this happen. 533 00:27:08,870 --> 00:27:10,420 You and me. 534 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:14,000 The dynamic duo. The hottie goddies. [CHUCKLES] 535 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,170 She-zam. 536 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:19,550 I guess I'm just afraid that I'm... 537 00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:21,890 gonna let 'em all down. You know? 538 00:27:23,550 --> 00:27:24,670 That I'm gonna let you down. 539 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,730 You know what? Screw it. Let's try. 540 00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:32,980 Let's try this crazy thing. 541 00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:35,310 Maybe we'll, uh... 542 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,570 seal it with a kiss? 543 00:27:39,650 --> 00:27:41,610 [SENTIMENTAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 544 00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:54,670 - Billy Batson! - [SHAZAM SCREAMS] 545 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,960 You are a fool of a champion. 546 00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:59,090 What the hell... What the hell is going on? 547 00:27:59,170 --> 00:28:00,480 What happened to her beautiful face? 548 00:28:00,510 --> 00:28:02,130 Also, aren't you, like, dead-ass dead? 549 00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:04,390 I bring a warning from beyond your realm. 550 00:28:04,470 --> 00:28:06,390 The daughters of Atlas are coming for you. 551 00:28:06,470 --> 00:28:07,640 Daughters of Atlas? 552 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,140 They're coming to unmake your world 553 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:12,100 and torture mankind for all eternity 554 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,860 - in the Pit of Endless Agony. - Okay, I feel like maybe 555 00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:16,040 I should be writing all this down. 556 00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:17,190 - Quiet! - Okay, okay. 557 00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:19,190 You don't know what you've done. 558 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,240 I regret ever choosing you. 559 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,950 Because of you, 560 00:28:23,030 --> 00:28:25,050 the barrier between the world has been brought down. 561 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:26,580 They will be hunting for you now. 562 00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:27,660 Hunting your family. 563 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:32,080 SHAZAM: Hmm? 564 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,000 Oh, they're coming. Listen to me, Billy. 565 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,460 The fate of your world depends on it. 566 00:28:37,540 --> 00:28:39,800 One thing you absolutely must not allow 567 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,090 the daughters of Atlas to do is... 568 00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:43,590 - [SCREAMS] - [GASPS] 569 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,100 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 570 00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:51,430 - [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] - [CRACKLING] 571 00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:58,230 - [SHATTERS] - [GASPS] 572 00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:04,150 Hey, Freddy? 573 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,080 - [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] - [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 574 00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:08,740 [SIGHS] 575 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:18,790 FREDDY: Nope, over it. Done it. 576 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,130 Check fraud? What, are you kidding me? [GASPS] 577 00:29:22,050 --> 00:29:23,800 Armored car heist? 578 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,130 [CHUCKLES] I think I got that in the bag. 579 00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:28,010 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 580 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,850 - Shazam! - [LIGHTNING CRACKS] 581 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:36,520 Whoo! 582 00:29:37,350 --> 00:29:38,350 [FREDDY SCOFFS] 583 00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:41,230 Bon appetit. 584 00:29:42,730 --> 00:29:44,070 Hi. 585 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:46,740 - Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi. - Hi. [CHUCKLES] 586 00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:48,160 Um, you wanna show me 587 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,030 where you were sitting when it happened? 588 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,750 Oh, yeah, of course. Totally. 589 00:29:53,830 --> 00:29:55,580 - Yeah. Follow me. - Okay, yeah. 590 00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,870 So, basically, it's a table down at the end. 591 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,920 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 592 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,550 So I was sitting, yeah... 593 00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:06,010 Basically, I was sitting right here, and he was sitting 594 00:30:06,090 --> 00:30:07,340 right there. 595 00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:08,650 - Here? [CHUCKLES] - Right there, yeah. 596 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,600 [CELL PHONE VIBRATES, CHIMES] 597 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,220 Oh, sorry. Overbearing brother. 598 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,310 Oh, I have one of those. Uh, a sister. 599 00:30:14,390 --> 00:30:15,590 Always has to know where I am. 600 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,890 - Right. - [CELL PHONE CHIMING] 601 00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:18,330 - I feel that, clearly. - [CHUCKLES] 602 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,900 Always thinks she knows better, too. 603 00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:21,500 Even when it's been factually proven otherwise? 604 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,320 Exactly. And it's not that I don't love her. 605 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,570 No, of course. It'd just be nice not to have someone... 606 00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:27,450 Constantly breathing down your neck. 607 00:30:27,530 --> 00:30:29,340 - From the moment you wake up! - 'Cause I'm not a kid anymore. 608 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,740 No! I'm a month younger, one month exactly. 609 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,550 And do we have to do every single thing together? 610 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,620 BOTH: No! 611 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,710 - [BOTH CHUCKLE] - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 612 00:30:37,790 --> 00:30:39,880 Oh! Billy! What... 613 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,380 What a coinkidink! Um... 614 00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:43,380 I was just telling my friend Anne 615 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:46,260 - what a great guy you are. - We need to talk. 616 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,900 We need to talk. This guy loves to talk. 617 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,680 - He's a great talker. - Freddy. 618 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,970 I have to talk to him. I'll be right back. -Okay. 619 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,890 Wait, didn't you tell us the wizard disintegrated? 620 00:30:55,970 --> 00:30:57,180 The skin peeled off his face. 621 00:30:57,270 --> 00:30:59,060 He turned into a literal pile of ash. 622 00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:01,230 - Yeah, seems definitive. - I dunno. 623 00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:04,440 Yeah. Except now he's in my dreams 624 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,000 and, Freddy, he's trying to give me a message. 625 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:07,750 [SNAPS FINGERS] Could be astral projection powers. 626 00:31:07,780 --> 00:31:09,990 - What's that? - Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you 627 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:11,840 - from the great beyond? - That's it, I'm calling 628 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,330 an emergency meeting after school. 629 00:31:13,410 --> 00:31:15,370 - I want you there. - Where else am I gonna go? 630 00:31:15,450 --> 00:31:16,750 - What? - Dude. 631 00:31:16,830 --> 00:31:18,870 [FREDDY READING INDISTINCTLY] 632 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,210 Okay, first of all, I didn't explode it! 633 00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:22,850 All right? It was already like that and, and, and... 634 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,310 What is that, the Tribune? It's fake news! 635 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,800 Freddy, we only have one rule. 636 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,170 BOTH: All or none. 637 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,610 And it's a stupid rule, by the way. 638 00:31:28,630 --> 00:31:30,220 I have a girl talking to me, Billy. 639 00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:32,050 A girl. For the first time in my life! 640 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,070 And I probably don't have a shot in hell with this girl, 641 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,720 but I'll never find out 642 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,120 if you keep trying to control everything I wanna do! 643 00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:38,520 Just be at the Rock, Freddy. 644 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,600 [SIGHS] Okay. Mmm. 645 00:31:41,690 --> 00:31:43,860 By the way, uh, she has a sister. 646 00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:45,360 Total control freak. 647 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,860 I think you guys would get along. 648 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,740 Think you'd love her, actually. 649 00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:50,000 SHAZAM: Look, look, look. Fam, 650 00:31:50,030 --> 00:31:51,490 I know it sounds crazy. 651 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:53,200 And, and obviously I don't know 652 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,200 exactly what this all means 653 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,870 but, but he was super aggro 654 00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:58,970 and super loud and he was trying to warn us, I think. 655 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,460 He was yelling about all this 656 00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:02,020 wizard-y mumbo-jumbo about realms and stuff. 657 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,630 Do you have to talk so loud? 658 00:32:04,710 --> 00:32:06,630 Yeah, Mary, 'cause this is not that loud. 659 00:32:06,710 --> 00:32:09,420 I think this is a perfectly acceptable indoor voice volume. 660 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:10,880 What is the deal? Are you okay? 661 00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:13,970 - Yeah. - Why do you have sunglasses on? 662 00:32:14,050 --> 00:32:15,450 Did you go to the eye doctor this morning? 663 00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:17,220 - [SNORTS] - [SHAZAM CHUCKLES] 664 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,810 I dunno, it looks to me like Mary did go to the eye doctor, 665 00:32:19,890 --> 00:32:22,600 but it was last night, and she had a lot of fun. 666 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:25,650 In point of fact, I did have a great time. 667 00:32:25,730 --> 00:32:28,610 I met other people my age and I enjoyed myself. 668 00:32:28,690 --> 00:32:30,940 You made friends at the eye doctor? 669 00:32:31,030 --> 00:32:32,490 No, she... 670 00:32:32,570 --> 00:32:34,030 Yeah, can we get back on track? 671 00:32:34,110 --> 00:32:35,660 Listen, he's yelling at me 672 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:37,660 and he's saying the daughters of Atlas 673 00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:39,620 are coming to hunt us. 674 00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:41,040 So, check out what I found. 675 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,720 "The daughters of Atlas are the offspring 676 00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:43,960 of the Titan Atlas..." 677 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,500 which is obvious, 678 00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:49,710 but also Nyx, the Goddess of Night and Death. 679 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,130 Well, good things can happen at night. 680 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,800 - And death. - [SIGHS] 681 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,640 Let me see this. 682 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,680 [INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING] 683 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,690 "The daughters guard the mythic Tree of Life 684 00:33:03,770 --> 00:33:07,400 which grows golden apples that contain the seeds of life 685 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,360 which gave birth to their realm 686 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,820 protected by a... 687 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:13,950 - dragon." - Hey, now. 688 00:33:14,030 --> 00:33:15,210 And I am suddenly here for this. 689 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,740 I know, right? 690 00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:18,180 'Cause, like, on one hand, totally terrifying. 691 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,990 - On the other hand, dragon! - Dragon! 692 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,700 Mary. What are we doin'? 693 00:33:21,790 --> 00:33:24,500 I don't know, man. This is your meeting. 694 00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:27,080 Right, yes, fine, but we all need to be on the same page 695 00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:28,840 and, and, and look, 696 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,670 I often think that you think better than me. 697 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,380 The wizard did not exactly give me a tutorial here, guys, okay? 698 00:33:35,470 --> 00:33:37,470 Like, I don't know how a lot of this stuff works. 699 00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:39,550 That, that room of doors, or that violin 700 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,220 that is, like, constantly burning which is super weird but also 701 00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:43,790 definitely keeps the lair cozy, right? 702 00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:46,850 He didn't even tell me my superhero name. 703 00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:49,190 And it's not like I'm not tryin'. 704 00:33:49,270 --> 00:33:51,440 But I really, really need your help. 705 00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:56,450 Uh, I might know somebody that can help. 706 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:03,580 Shut up. That lights up? 707 00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:05,620 [RUMBLING] 708 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,670 Shut up. 709 00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:17,010 [ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING] 710 00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:42,490 So, I'm mapping out the entire lair 711 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,200 and you withhold this? 712 00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,040 SHAZAM: And you have really been holding out on us. 713 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,120 Jeez Louise, dude. 714 00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:50,500 - Whoa! - SHAZAM: "Whoa" what? 715 00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:52,170 - "Whoa" what? - SUPERHERO DARLA: Look! 716 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:53,850 - [SUPERHERO DARLA CHUCKLES] - Hey, Steve. 717 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,340 [CHUCKLES] What? You call the pen "Steve"? 718 00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:59,020 Yeah, I thought he looked like a "Steve." 719 00:34:59,090 --> 00:35:01,050 SUPERHERO DARLA: He totally looks like a "Steve." 720 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,220 "'Crime and Punishment, ' a book report by Pedro Pena?" -Yeah. 721 00:35:06,310 --> 00:35:08,690 - [SHAZAM LAUGHS] - Pedro. 722 00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:11,650 - Dude, that's cheating. - I mean, he knows everything. 723 00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:14,150 - Hmm. - Seriously. Ask him. 724 00:35:14,230 --> 00:35:15,650 You can just ask him stuff? 725 00:35:15,730 --> 00:35:17,210 - Pretty much. - SHAZAM: Slick. Okay, cool. 726 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,860 Steve, we're looking for information 727 00:35:19,950 --> 00:35:21,910 about the daughters of Atlas. 728 00:35:21,990 --> 00:35:23,950 Can you please help us with that? 729 00:35:31,290 --> 00:35:33,210 - These are book titles. - SHAZAM: Okay. 730 00:35:33,290 --> 00:35:34,770 Let's just all pick a book, or something. 731 00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:37,170 Where's Freddy? I mean, obscure mythology? 732 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,970 Definitely his thing. 733 00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:41,590 I'm not even sure Freddy knows what his thing is anymore. 734 00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:45,140 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 735 00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:49,640 You know I've actually never, never been up here. 736 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:52,060 Don't lie. [CHUCKLES] This is where you hang out 737 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,400 with your superhero friends, isn't it? 738 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,790 No, actually, why would they ever have to... Why would they ever come here? 739 00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:58,500 I mean they have, yes, they've driven by... 740 00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:00,360 Do you actually know those guys? 741 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,490 Or is this like a "Canadian girlfriend" situation? 742 00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:04,840 Oh, you mean Collette? Well, she and I 743 00:36:04,870 --> 00:36:06,450 aren't really exclusive, as of now. 744 00:36:06,530 --> 00:36:07,540 [CHUCKLES] 745 00:36:09,910 --> 00:36:11,110 Do you wanna meet one of them? 746 00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:12,790 Meet, like how? 747 00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:14,210 Like, face-to-face, right now. 748 00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:16,710 I'm gonna take that as a yes. 749 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,050 And today is your lucky day, 750 00:36:18,130 --> 00:36:20,010 because I'm gonna call the hot one. 751 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,340 Her? 752 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,930 - No, the male hot one. - Him? 753 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:26,810 What? Him? 754 00:36:26,890 --> 00:36:28,740 Look, I mean, it's all subjective, right? But, um... 755 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,810 Captain Everypower usually tops most online polls 756 00:36:30,890 --> 00:36:32,640 so... It's no big deal. 757 00:36:32,730 --> 00:36:34,650 Is this a joke, Freddy? 758 00:36:34,730 --> 00:36:37,440 'Cause I didn't mean to make you actually prove it, really. 759 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,650 No, it's not a joke. And I'm gonna 760 00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:44,510 call him right now. I'm gonna call him right now. 761 00:36:44,530 --> 00:36:47,620 So, don't move. So, stay right there. 762 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,660 Hey, Captain Everypower. What's goin' on? 763 00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:52,460 It's your boy Freddy. Yeah. 764 00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:53,720 Remember that time I saved your life? 765 00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:54,830 No, no, no, the other time. 766 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,330 Yeah. 767 00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:58,800 Well, I'm calling in that favor. 768 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,180 [LIGHTNING CRACKS] 769 00:37:04,260 --> 00:37:05,970 [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS] 770 00:37:07,890 --> 00:37:09,390 You must be Anne. 771 00:37:09,470 --> 00:37:12,180 [GASPS] Oh, my God. 772 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,230 Friend of Freddy's, I hear. 773 00:37:15,310 --> 00:37:18,110 I am, actually. Yeah. How are you... 774 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,030 [SIGHS] You know, I may be the one with the superpowers, 775 00:37:24,110 --> 00:37:25,200 but that kid, 776 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,740 he's the real hero. 777 00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:28,870 Yeah. I mean, honestly, 778 00:37:28,950 --> 00:37:30,540 I've never met anyone like him. 779 00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:32,910 He's... genuine 780 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,670 and warm and funny. [CHUCKLES] 781 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,330 - That's a lot of nice things. - Yeah. 782 00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:40,630 How did you two meet? 783 00:37:40,710 --> 00:37:41,800 Comic Con. 784 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,800 - What's Comic Con? - What? 785 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,190 SUPERHERO MARY: According to this, 786 00:37:45,220 --> 00:37:47,470 gods considered humans servants, 787 00:37:47,550 --> 00:37:49,390 toys to be played with, 788 00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:50,850 children to be punished. 789 00:37:52,850 --> 00:37:54,480 [CHUCKLES] Thanks, Steve. 790 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,020 Until the rebellion when the humans turned on the gods. 791 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,650 I'm reading about that right now. 792 00:37:58,730 --> 00:38:00,320 So, apparently, all of this 793 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,440 revolves around a powerful weapon. 794 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,440 So Atlas, uh, the father 795 00:38:04,530 --> 00:38:06,740 of the daughters of Atlas, obviously, yeah, 796 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:08,660 he crafted a quarterstaff from the Tree of Life 797 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:11,280 and he used that staff to give powers to certain deities 798 00:38:11,370 --> 00:38:14,200 but also to take powers away from others. 799 00:38:14,290 --> 00:38:17,750 So, the staff's where Atlas stored all supernatural power. 800 00:38:17,830 --> 00:38:21,590 Yes, exactly. It's like a, a battery for magic. 801 00:38:21,670 --> 00:38:23,210 But when things got bad, 802 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:26,220 a council of human wizards got together and they 803 00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:27,630 stole the staff from Atlas. 804 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,470 And they used that to take his powers away. 805 00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:31,030 And once they had his magic they went after other gods... 806 00:38:31,050 --> 00:38:32,530 Guys, that's the wizard! I know this guy, 807 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,390 this is the wizard that I know! 808 00:38:34,470 --> 00:38:35,600 What do these say? 809 00:38:41,230 --> 00:38:42,520 "The Wisdom of Solomon, 810 00:38:42,610 --> 00:38:44,230 Strength of Hercules, Stamina of Atlas, 811 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,900 Power of Zeus, Courage of Achilles, 812 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,280 Speed of Mercury." These are the powers they stole. 813 00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:50,610 No. 814 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:53,700 Whoa, guys, look! 815 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,330 This is what the name means. 816 00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:56,890 Which is way cooler than what I thought it was, 817 00:38:56,910 --> 00:38:58,830 which is just a bunch of hot garbage, so. 818 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,040 If I may point out one of the powers that may be possibly MIA. 819 00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:03,590 Boop. 820 00:39:03,670 --> 00:39:04,710 SHAZAM: I'm sorry, 821 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,590 are you very unsubtly implying 822 00:39:06,670 --> 00:39:09,300 that I somehow lack the wisdom of 823 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,180 - Solo Man? - Yeah. 824 00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:13,930 Well, maybe it comes later. 825 00:39:14,010 --> 00:39:15,930 I mean you do usually ask Mary what to do. 826 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,020 - I'm just saying. - Yeah. 827 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,390 This is very, very hurtful. 828 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:19,660 I just want you all to know that. 829 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,100 And it's pronounced "Solomon." 830 00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:22,560 - Oh. - [SHAZAM CLEARS THROAT] 831 00:39:22,650 --> 00:39:24,320 What else have we learned, fam? 832 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:28,780 Well, once the staff contained the powers of the gods, 833 00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:33,160 the wizards apparently encased the God Realm in some 834 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,290 magical sphere 835 00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:37,160 sealing it away forever. 836 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,410 Cut off from magic. 837 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,540 Oh, so that's what that was about. 838 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:44,710 Yeah, I don't think that they are so cut off anymore. 839 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,050 A bizarre and gruesome scene unfolded 840 00:39:49,130 --> 00:39:50,840 in Athens, Greece this morning. 841 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,990 Two women dressed in what appears to be ancient Greek... 842 00:39:53,010 --> 00:39:55,070 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's the wizard's staff. How did they get that? 843 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:56,850 So, all those statues used to be people. 844 00:39:56,930 --> 00:40:00,850 I'm wondering, how did the staff end up in Europe, 845 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,020 where Greece is at? 846 00:40:03,810 --> 00:40:07,190 Oh, gee-whiz, mister, sorry I took your cane. 847 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,280 You want it back? 848 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,240 I mean, I did break it in half and then throw it away. 849 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,580 So, that's probably where the journey started. 850 00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:17,790 - You know? - What? 851 00:40:17,870 --> 00:40:19,250 What do you mean, "What?" What? 852 00:40:19,330 --> 00:40:20,930 - You just left it there? - We were all there. 853 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,040 Guys, I had a staff. I gave you all superpowers. 854 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,790 You're welcome, by the way. 855 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,190 And then I had to break it in half so Sivana didn't do 856 00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:28,210 super bad-guy stuff with it, okay? 857 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:29,800 You broke the staff, 858 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,720 meaning you broke the barrier between worlds. 859 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,010 Which we now know. 860 00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:34,970 We also now know what they look like, 861 00:40:35,050 --> 00:40:36,820 so when they come to hunt us, we'll see those two 862 00:40:36,850 --> 00:40:37,850 - coming a... - Three. 863 00:40:37,930 --> 00:40:38,930 What? 864 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,480 Atlas had three daughters. 865 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,850 Kalypso, Hespera, 866 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:46,690 Anthea. 867 00:40:46,770 --> 00:40:49,230 Anne... thea. 868 00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:54,360 You know, I'm not just a superhero. 869 00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:56,660 I'm a super listener. 870 00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:59,040 And... 871 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,240 I sense... 872 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:04,170 that you may have feelings for Freddy. 873 00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:06,080 Just wanna know when he's coming back. 874 00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:08,630 Don't want him to get hurt. 875 00:41:08,710 --> 00:41:11,670 Oh, well, Anne... [SIGHS] I mean, we can't choose 876 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,420 the people we fall for. 877 00:41:13,510 --> 00:41:15,050 What? 878 00:41:15,130 --> 00:41:16,760 I'm not talking about that. 879 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,600 If he shows up now, he's in serious danger. 880 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,720 Whoa! Look who you're with. 881 00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:23,390 What could possibly be dangerous? 882 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,480 Us. 883 00:41:26,690 --> 00:41:28,360 Okay. 884 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,020 I see how it is. 885 00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:31,110 Let's dance. 886 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,200 [GROANING] 887 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,660 Oh, my God. 888 00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:36,740 Freddy? 889 00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:38,370 Ow! 890 00:41:38,450 --> 00:41:39,910 Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know. 891 00:41:39,990 --> 00:41:41,410 I never meant for you to get hurt. 892 00:41:41,490 --> 00:41:43,330 Oh, I'm not the one who's gonna get hurt. 893 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:45,160 Shazam! 894 00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:47,790 Shazam! 895 00:41:48,670 --> 00:41:49,920 Shazam. 896 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 - What's going on up here? - FREDDY: Mis... 897 00:41:52,090 --> 00:41:53,760 Freddy, are you all right? 898 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,760 Get back inside. Just get back inside, Mr. Geckle. 899 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,010 I'm okay. Go back inside. 900 00:41:57,090 --> 00:41:58,510 Who are you? Do you have kids here? 901 00:41:58,590 --> 00:41:59,950 What are you doing? Don't hurt him. 902 00:41:59,970 --> 00:42:02,520 I won't touch him. You have my word. 903 00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:08,150 [WHISPERING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 904 00:42:08,230 --> 00:42:10,900 [SKIN SQUELCHING] 905 00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:12,980 [MAGICAL VOICES WHISPERING] 906 00:42:13,070 --> 00:42:14,320 [IN ENGLISH] Mr. G. Wha... 907 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,840 What did she say? What are you doing? 908 00:42:17,570 --> 00:42:19,200 What are you doing? 909 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,910 What are you... no, no, no! 910 00:42:20,990 --> 00:42:22,180 Stop, stop, stop! Wait, wait, wait! Hey, no, no, no! 911 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,620 Wait, no, no, no! 912 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,710 - [SCREAMING] - [BODY THUDS] 913 00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:31,130 I forgot how easily they burst. 914 00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:32,340 Why would you do that? 915 00:42:33,340 --> 00:42:34,340 Like grapes. 916 00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:35,670 [SOBS] 917 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,300 [MAGIC RESONATES] 918 00:42:38,510 --> 00:42:39,510 What the... Huh? 919 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,680 [FREDDY YELPING] 920 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,560 [GASPS] 921 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,730 Now, child, tell us where to find the others. 922 00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:56,440 No need. 923 00:42:56,530 --> 00:42:58,820 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 924 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:00,320 [FREDDY YELPS, GRUNTS] 925 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,240 Clip his wings, Anthea. 926 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,160 [MAGIC TRILLING] 927 00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:12,000 [SHAZAM GRUNTING] 928 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,260 [GRUNTING] 929 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,060 [CHUCKLING] 930 00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:32,980 Ow. 931 00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:39,780 Wait. 932 00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:42,820 There are more. 933 00:43:42,910 --> 00:43:43,910 [EXCLAIMS] 934 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,040 [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING] 935 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:51,750 - Perfect. We take them all. - No. 936 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,380 That's not why we're here. 937 00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:55,590 We're here for the seed of life. Yield, sister. 938 00:43:55,670 --> 00:43:57,420 We stick to the plan we have. 939 00:43:57,510 --> 00:43:58,590 Father would never yield. 940 00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:00,170 And Father is dead. 941 00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:02,840 Now, you know your place, sister. 942 00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:04,510 Or I will show it to you. 943 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,850 We do this our way, not theirs. 944 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:14,440 [SHAZAM GRUNTS] 945 00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:18,530 HESPERA: Make one move... 946 00:44:18,610 --> 00:44:20,860 - [MAGIC RESONATES] - [SCREAMING] 947 00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:22,320 [CHOKING] 948 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:24,780 And I will snap this child's neck. 949 00:44:27,410 --> 00:44:28,410 [CHOKING] 950 00:44:29,330 --> 00:44:31,290 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 951 00:44:53,310 --> 00:44:54,770 Oh, Freddy. 952 00:44:57,730 --> 00:44:58,730 [FREDDY GRUNTS] 953 00:45:00,650 --> 00:45:02,780 - [SHAZAM GRUNTS] - Billy, no! 954 00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:10,620 [SPEAKING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 955 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:18,040 [MAGIC RESONATING] 956 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,320 FREDDY: [IN ENGLISH] Billy, stay back! 957 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,080 They're using the staff to take our powers. 958 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,820 [GRUNTS, GASPS] 959 00:45:49,910 --> 00:45:52,240 What? What? [GASPS] 960 00:45:55,790 --> 00:45:57,750 [GRUNTING] 961 00:46:00,710 --> 00:46:02,670 - [GRUNTING] - [CRACKLING] 962 00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:04,340 [YELLS] 963 00:46:07,930 --> 00:46:08,930 Sorry! 964 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,850 FREDDY: I'm sorry, 965 00:46:12,930 --> 00:46:14,350 I'm sorry, just, just save yourself. 966 00:46:14,430 --> 00:46:16,980 No, no, all or none. We stick together. 967 00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:19,900 And that you will because you cannot leave. 968 00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:23,360 Let's see how you like being sealed off in a dying world. 969 00:46:24,070 --> 00:46:26,030 FREDDY: No! 970 00:46:26,110 --> 00:46:27,200 No! 971 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,280 Freddy! 972 00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:38,430 NEWS ANCHOR: From City Line Avenue in the north 973 00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:40,420 to the western shore of the Schuylkill River 974 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:41,790 to Cobbs Creek. 975 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,710 The unidentified barrier appears 976 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,340 to be in the shape of a dome 977 00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:48,470 with no one allowed into the city or out 978 00:46:48,550 --> 00:46:52,350 with some suggesting this strange magical element 979 00:46:52,430 --> 00:46:57,350 may be the doing, or undoing, of the Philadelphia Fiascoes. 980 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,400 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 981 00:47:01,150 --> 00:47:02,150 [YELPS] 982 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:04,980 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 983 00:47:16,370 --> 00:47:17,710 - Holy sh... - WIZARD: Shh! 984 00:47:17,790 --> 00:47:21,250 - [GASPS] - WIZARD: I'm trying to sleep. 985 00:47:21,330 --> 00:47:23,670 It is the only escape from the tortures here. 986 00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:25,880 Okay. Bleak. 987 00:47:27,630 --> 00:47:29,340 Wait a second. 988 00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:31,590 Hagrid beard, Batman voice. 989 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,220 You're the wizard. You're the wizard! Oh, my... 990 00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:35,780 You're back! Billy told me all about you. 991 00:47:35,810 --> 00:47:37,890 Billy? You know Billy Batson? 992 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,540 Billy Batson. Yeah, he's my best friend. 993 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,440 I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman, Captain Everypower. 994 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,360 Well, used to be. It's complicated now. 995 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:44,980 She... It's complicated. 996 00:47:45,070 --> 00:47:47,530 That halfwit Billy gave you the powers of Shazam? 997 00:47:47,610 --> 00:47:50,610 Yeah, he did. And he said that you turned into ash, but, but didn't? 998 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,530 [GRUNTS] 999 00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:53,950 Once I gave him the power, 1000 00:47:54,030 --> 00:47:56,700 I could no longer remain in my realm. 1001 00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:58,410 But death would have been a luxury 1002 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,410 compared to being trapped in this cell 1003 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,880 with the knowledge of my failure, and with you. 1004 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,250 Mostly with you. 1005 00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:05,520 A little more sarcastic than Billy said, 1006 00:48:05,540 --> 00:48:07,300 but, hey, all good. 1007 00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:09,520 - Let's just get out of here. - "Let's just get out of here." 1008 00:48:09,550 --> 00:48:10,760 Yeah, sure. 1009 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,510 I sound nothing like that, but okay. 1010 00:48:12,590 --> 00:48:13,930 Here's what we've got, um... 1011 00:48:14,010 --> 00:48:16,390 A cranky wizard with a cynical streak 1012 00:48:16,470 --> 00:48:19,370 and a precocious young man with an encyclopedic knowledge regarding magical shit. 1013 00:48:19,390 --> 00:48:23,350 There is no way these sisters are keeping us in here. 1014 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,240 These prison bars, they're probably enchanted! 1015 00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:28,360 - What spells do you know? - Please, stop talking. 1016 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,570 How about an arcane focus? 1017 00:48:29,650 --> 00:48:31,200 I don't even know what that is. 1018 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,570 [GROANS] 1019 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,280 Fine, then let's make a potion. 1020 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:36,490 Like a potion of, um, giant strength or diminution. 1021 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,240 Oh! Gaseous form! 1022 00:48:38,330 --> 00:48:40,790 Yeah! Maybe we could float out of here like a fart. 1023 00:48:40,870 --> 00:48:44,210 I gave my powers to children who squandered it. 1024 00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:47,000 We will die here, Freeby. 1025 00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:49,960 It's Freddy, by the way. "Freeby"? Where do you even... 1026 00:48:50,050 --> 00:48:51,470 The sooner you accept it, 1027 00:48:52,380 --> 00:48:53,590 the easier it will be. 1028 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,220 Is this a tooth? There's a tooth in here! 1029 00:48:56,930 --> 00:48:57,930 Hmm. 1030 00:48:58,010 --> 00:48:59,970 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1031 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,400 SUPERHERO MARY: "Power of elements. Power of chaos. 1032 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,570 Power of axis." 1033 00:49:11,650 --> 00:49:13,150 These are primordial forces. 1034 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:15,070 I don't know how we fight powers like this. 1035 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,990 I tell you how we fight it. 1036 00:49:17,070 --> 00:49:18,530 With the wisdom of... 1037 00:49:19,410 --> 00:49:21,700 - Solomon. - Exactly. 1038 00:49:21,790 --> 00:49:23,580 We, we set up a meeting. 1039 00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:26,040 Yeah, we tell 'em we want to negotiate. 1040 00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:28,250 Offer up our powers for Freddy. 1041 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,170 But then we grab one of them 1042 00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:32,010 and that's what we really use to trade! 1043 00:49:32,090 --> 00:49:33,630 But what if they steal our powers? 1044 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,840 No, they won't, 'cause we know how they work now. 1045 00:49:35,930 --> 00:49:38,490 You know what I mean? If they just point that staff at us, we dodge. 1046 00:49:38,510 --> 00:49:41,100 [IMITATES WHOOSHING SOUNDS] Like dodgeball. 1047 00:49:41,180 --> 00:49:43,350 - Hmm. - Dude, I suck at dodgeball. 1048 00:49:43,430 --> 00:49:45,390 Well, maybe Pedro sucks at dodgeball, 1049 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,850 but not Super Pedro. 1050 00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:49,110 No, Super Pedro also sucks at dodgeball. 1051 00:49:49,190 --> 00:49:52,150 Fine. Listen, all I know is that there's five of us and three of them. 1052 00:49:52,230 --> 00:49:54,530 So I think we should send them a little invitation. 1053 00:49:57,070 --> 00:49:58,160 Okay. 1054 00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,240 So, Steve says that this paper 1055 00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:02,450 is a stack of magical parchment. 1056 00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:04,410 You write a message on the magical paper 1057 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:07,420 and say the name of the god that you would like to talk to 1058 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:10,000 and then the paper folds into a... 1059 00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:12,460 [GASPS] Oh, my God, yes! 1060 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,300 A paper bird. 1061 00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:16,970 And it flies to the god. 1062 00:50:17,050 --> 00:50:18,840 SUPER HERO EUGENE: Well, that's kinda cute. 1063 00:50:18,930 --> 00:50:22,970 Hey, what about demigods? Uh, you know, like, Wonder Woman? 1064 00:50:23,060 --> 00:50:25,270 Do you think she's accepting bird letters right now? 1065 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,600 Did the pen just shrug? 1066 00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:31,730 Hey, Steve, do I just dictate to... 1067 00:50:32,940 --> 00:50:34,860 I do. Okay, cool, wad that up. 1068 00:50:34,940 --> 00:50:36,070 All right. [CLEARS THROAT] 1069 00:50:37,450 --> 00:50:39,370 Letter... 1070 00:50:39,450 --> 00:50:43,330 Letter, writing a letter. No, no, no! 1071 00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:45,000 I was just talking out loud. 1072 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,040 That's not a part of the letter. Wad that up, too. 1073 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,670 SUPERHERO DARLA: Maybe if you try 1074 00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:51,790 - speaking from the heart. - Hmm. 1075 00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,670 "Dear daughters of Atlas, 1076 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,840 violence is not the answer." 1077 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,880 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1078 00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,060 [FREDDY GRUNTING] 1079 00:51:13,110 --> 00:51:14,430 - [SOLDIER GROWLS] - [FREDDY GRUNTS] 1080 00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:20,360 HESPERA: Child, 1081 00:51:20,450 --> 00:51:22,450 I will spare your life if you're honest with me. 1082 00:51:22,530 --> 00:51:23,950 Honesty. 1083 00:51:24,030 --> 00:51:27,620 Yeah, wow, very, um, ironic subject choice. 1084 00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:29,750 The other Champions... 1085 00:51:29,830 --> 00:51:32,170 are they children like yourself? 1086 00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:34,040 What even is a child? 1087 00:51:34,130 --> 00:51:36,880 I mean, I know I shave, like, every week-ish. 1088 00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,590 Yes or no? 1089 00:51:38,670 --> 00:51:40,800 No. Your answer is no because nobody's stupid enough 1090 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,390 to grant primordial god-like powers to a bunch of kids. 1091 00:51:44,470 --> 00:51:47,890 - Give us their names. - The names of the Champions? 1092 00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:52,100 Um, well, there's Brett Breyer, and, uh, Burke Breyer. 1093 00:51:52,190 --> 00:51:53,520 Are you guys taking this stuff in? 1094 00:51:53,610 --> 00:51:55,020 Writing this down? No? 1095 00:51:55,110 --> 00:51:56,280 They drive a Dodge Ram. 1096 00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,530 He's lying. 1097 00:51:57,610 --> 00:52:00,070 That's your superpower, not mine. 1098 00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:01,870 And she thinks you're a total control freak. 1099 00:52:03,030 --> 00:52:04,120 One of you. 1100 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,240 Probably you. 1101 00:52:06,330 --> 00:52:08,500 - [GASPS] - Hold him. 1102 00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:10,580 [SOLDIER GROWLS] 1103 00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:12,880 FREDDY: Don't... [GRUNTS] What's happening? 1104 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,210 What is that? What's she doing? 1105 00:52:14,290 --> 00:52:15,750 Power of chaos. 1106 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,170 It enters a man's mind and shatters it whole. 1107 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,840 Oh. [CHUCKLES] My mind is already trash, 1108 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,180 so I'd actually like to see you try. 1109 00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:25,390 Because nobody has the balls 1110 00:52:25,470 --> 00:52:27,560 to handle what's inside my brain. 1111 00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,810 [WHISPERING] Say their names. 1112 00:52:29,890 --> 00:52:31,600 [MAGICAL VOICES WHISPERING] 1113 00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:32,730 [GASPING] 1114 00:52:32,810 --> 00:52:34,270 [SCREAMING] 1115 00:52:36,190 --> 00:52:37,980 Say their names. 1116 00:52:38,070 --> 00:52:40,860 MAGICAL VOICES: Say their names. 1117 00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:42,740 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 1118 00:52:44,820 --> 00:52:47,870 Destiny's Child did it better. 1119 00:52:47,950 --> 00:52:49,290 He is stronger than he looks. 1120 00:52:49,370 --> 00:52:51,460 [FREDDY SCREAMING] 1121 00:52:51,540 --> 00:52:53,330 - Say their names. - Stop! 1122 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,040 [HESITATING] Billy... 1123 00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:02,010 Billy Bats... 1124 00:53:05,890 --> 00:53:07,260 Billy B... 1125 00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:08,810 Stop. 1126 00:53:08,890 --> 00:53:11,480 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 1127 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,980 This is from the Champions. 1128 00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:16,310 "Dear daughters of Atlas, 1129 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,820 violence is not the answer. 1130 00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:22,570 Oh, good first sentence. Thanks, Darla. 1131 00:53:22,650 --> 00:53:24,320 - We'd like to make a trade. - What? 1132 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:25,910 We'll give up our powers 1133 00:53:25,990 --> 00:53:29,240 if you give us Freddy, add 'unharmed.' 1134 00:53:29,330 --> 00:53:32,330 Otherwise, they're gonna monkey's-paw you. 1135 00:53:32,410 --> 00:53:33,790 Smart, Eugene. 1136 00:53:33,870 --> 00:53:36,170 Steve, add 'unharmed' 1137 00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:38,540 then, like, 'yours, trul...' 1138 00:53:38,630 --> 00:53:41,340 No, 'Sincerely, best'. 1139 00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:44,300 Maybe just signed 'The Champions.' 1140 00:53:44,380 --> 00:53:46,050 Should we proofread it? 1141 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,300 Naw, Steve doesn't make mistakes, 1142 00:53:48,390 --> 00:53:49,760 just writes what you say. 1143 00:53:49,850 --> 00:53:53,230 Great. I feel good about this. Me, too. 1144 00:53:53,310 --> 00:53:56,190 Anyone else want a Gatorade? 1145 00:53:56,270 --> 00:53:57,480 Do we have red?" 1146 00:53:58,690 --> 00:54:01,110 What is this Gatorade? 1147 00:54:01,190 --> 00:54:03,900 - [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] - [YELPS] 1148 00:54:03,990 --> 00:54:05,900 - Is it a weapon? - Sister. 1149 00:54:05,990 --> 00:54:08,910 We need not torture him any longer. You heard the letter. 1150 00:54:08,990 --> 00:54:10,660 [GRUNTING] 1151 00:54:10,740 --> 00:54:12,450 - Throw them in the pit. - ANTHEA: Wait. 1152 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,000 They want to make a trade. 1153 00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:19,250 And we will meet, sister. 1154 00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:21,000 But humans are not to be trusted. 1155 00:54:21,090 --> 00:54:24,670 The pit is just a bad name for a fun place, right? 1156 00:54:25,590 --> 00:54:27,430 Right? [GRUNTS] 1157 00:54:29,050 --> 00:54:31,430 [WIZARD AND FREDDY SCREAMING] 1158 00:54:31,510 --> 00:54:33,470 - [WIZARD GROANS] - [FREDDY COUGHING] 1159 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:36,980 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1160 00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:47,240 Are you hurt? 1161 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,820 No, just worthless. 1162 00:54:49,910 --> 00:54:52,330 - Well, you must get up. - For what? 1163 00:54:52,410 --> 00:54:56,210 All this pretending to be a superhero is just... 1164 00:54:56,290 --> 00:54:58,210 a way for me to pretend I'm not broken. 1165 00:54:58,290 --> 00:55:00,000 Oh, feelings. 1166 00:55:01,130 --> 00:55:03,090 [RUMBLING] 1167 00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:08,380 [GRUNTING] 1168 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,760 [UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING] 1169 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,390 - I see something moving. - Yeah, I see it, too. 1170 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,600 [HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1171 00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:26,740 [FREDDY BREATHING HEAVILY] 1172 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,120 [LOW GROWLING] 1173 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,160 FREDDY: Oh, shit. 1174 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,580 What is that? 1175 00:55:37,660 --> 00:55:38,960 Ladon. 1176 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,250 The guardian of the Garden of Atlas. 1177 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,920 - [LADON GROWLING] - [FREDDY WHIMPERING] 1178 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:48,920 [ROARS] 1179 00:55:51,010 --> 00:55:53,600 - Run. - I can't. I can't! 1180 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,480 - [ROARING] - [FREDDY SCREAMS] 1181 00:56:08,530 --> 00:56:09,780 [POWERS TRILLING] 1182 00:56:09,860 --> 00:56:11,780 [FREDDY BREATHING SHAKILY] 1183 00:56:11,860 --> 00:56:13,870 - [SCREAMS] - You're okay! You're okay. 1184 00:56:13,950 --> 00:56:15,580 I don't feel okay at all. 1185 00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:18,160 That's the power of the dragon. 1186 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,410 It emanates fear from every pore of its body. 1187 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,790 Ladon's fear paralyzes any mortal, 1188 00:56:22,870 --> 00:56:25,040 so that none can approach the garden it protects. 1189 00:56:26,380 --> 00:56:28,710 Power of axis. Very cool, very, 1190 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,630 - very rare. - HESPERA: Anthea! 1191 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,680 ANTHEA: I must go. 1192 00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,640 The door back to your world is at the center of the labyrinth. 1193 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,470 Right, left, left 1194 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,060 and then follow the right-hand wall to the center. 1195 00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:41,860 - You'll need this. - How did you find this? 1196 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,480 You once protected me from the bullies 1197 00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,610 in your world, Freddy Freeman. 1198 00:56:45,690 --> 00:56:46,900 Now I've protected you in mine. 1199 00:56:52,070 --> 00:56:54,320 - Hero. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1200 00:56:54,410 --> 00:56:57,490 Well, to be fair, I didn't actually need your protection. 1201 00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,160 I was about to rearrange those boys' 1202 00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:00,790 internal organs when you stepped in. 1203 00:57:00,870 --> 00:57:03,460 But you didn't know that, which does make you brave. 1204 00:57:03,540 --> 00:57:06,380 I was just brave because I knew I had powers. 1205 00:57:06,460 --> 00:57:10,050 No, the most powerful thing about you is you. 1206 00:57:12,090 --> 00:57:14,720 [CLEARS THROAT] How lovely for both of you. 1207 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,100 Goddess, we thank you much, but we must get... 1208 00:57:17,180 --> 00:57:19,890 You should go. My sisters don't need you anymore. 1209 00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:21,430 All they require now is the seed. 1210 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,520 - The seed? - Yes. 1211 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,400 Which remains hidden in a place unreachable 1212 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,440 by any of their kind. Come, come, Jeff. Faster. 1213 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,940 You call me Jeff? She just said my entire name! 1214 00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:33,740 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1215 00:57:36,780 --> 00:57:38,740 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1216 00:57:44,330 --> 00:57:46,120 SHAZAM: Hi, God... No? 1217 00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:51,380 Yo, Low Voltage. 1218 00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:55,050 When you fixing this dome shit, man? 1219 00:57:55,130 --> 00:57:56,550 Oh, no, no, no, don't worry, sir. 1220 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,930 [CLICKS TONGUE] I have a plan. 1221 00:57:58,010 --> 00:57:59,430 - Really? - Uh-huh. 1222 00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:01,190 'Cause look like all you got is a sandwich. 1223 00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:02,520 No, these sandwiches? 1224 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:03,740 No, these sandwiches are important. 1225 00:58:03,770 --> 00:58:05,190 They're, they're for a meeting. 1226 00:58:05,270 --> 00:58:08,520 Yeah, sure, Colonel Cheesesteak. [SCOFFS] 1227 00:58:09,190 --> 00:58:10,190 Colonel? 1228 00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,030 Oh, boy, I really need a name. 1229 00:58:14,820 --> 00:58:16,150 [DRAMATIC CHORD PLAYS] 1230 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,030 Quiet one, she is. 1231 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,660 I find it the most effective way to slit an enemy's throat. 1232 00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:23,250 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 1233 00:58:23,330 --> 00:58:24,790 Is that... 1234 00:58:24,870 --> 00:58:26,670 Oh, you're totally serious. Okay. 1235 00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:28,380 Uh... 1236 00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:31,250 Right, so, look, here's the thing, um, you're upset. 1237 00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:33,140 A bunch of wizards came and stole your powers, 1238 00:58:33,170 --> 00:58:35,470 which totally sucks balls, I totally get it. 1239 00:58:35,550 --> 00:58:38,430 But, I kind of feel like you're taking this all, 1240 00:58:38,510 --> 00:58:41,470 like, really personally and, like, I don't even know you, lady, right? 1241 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,970 If thieves stormed your home in the night 1242 00:58:44,060 --> 00:58:46,140 and stole all your coin and then fled, 1243 00:58:46,230 --> 00:58:48,520 you would naturally give chase, would you not? 1244 00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:51,570 And say, in this pursuit the thieves 1245 00:58:51,650 --> 00:58:53,070 dropped the money on the ground 1246 00:58:53,150 --> 00:58:55,650 and your neighbor picked it up and kept it. 1247 00:58:56,860 --> 00:58:59,660 Now, imagine it is not money, 1248 00:58:59,740 --> 00:59:01,950 but the lifeblood of your father. 1249 00:59:02,030 --> 00:59:04,040 The last breath of your mother. 1250 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,460 The power of all the gods, 1251 00:59:06,540 --> 00:59:09,750 the magic of the entire realm that was stolen. 1252 00:59:09,830 --> 00:59:12,420 And now this magic courses through you, 1253 00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:14,300 and you have the gall 1254 00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:16,840 to believe that you deserve it? 1255 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,340 This is very personal, 1256 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:23,640 Billy. 1257 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,560 You are very menacing. 1258 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,850 I just want you to know that. Like, I really... 1259 00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:34,570 I see the presence that you have, and that goes a long way. 1260 00:59:34,650 --> 00:59:38,150 But today, I really wanted to talk about compromise. 1261 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,110 BOTH: There is no compromise. 1262 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,120 I knew you were gonna say that. 1263 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,490 Wisdom of Saruman. Don't mess with me, okay? 1264 00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:47,080 Give us back Freddy, you take down this 1265 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,330 sphere-y dome-y magic bowl thing 1266 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:51,960 and then, you know, 1267 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,690 we won't have to annihilate you into the ground. 1268 00:59:53,710 --> 00:59:54,920 - [SCOFFS] - It's a good offer. 1269 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,130 I'm being serious. 1270 00:59:56,210 --> 00:59:58,800 You play the part of a man, 1271 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,260 but you do not play it well. 1272 01:00:01,340 --> 01:00:03,600 Give us the powers, child. 1273 01:00:04,350 --> 01:00:06,060 All of them. 1274 01:00:06,140 --> 01:00:07,890 You are no leader, Billy. 1275 01:00:08,930 --> 01:00:10,810 You are a lost boy 1276 01:00:10,890 --> 01:00:14,110 who likes to make-believe that he's a warrior. 1277 01:00:14,190 --> 01:00:16,360 Okay, look. I might not have as much experience as you 1278 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,400 'cause I'm not, like, super old like you, 1279 01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:21,700 but I think I have a few experiences that you don't have. 1280 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:25,030 'Cause I've seen all of the Fast and the Furious movies, lady. 1281 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,700 And let me tell you something. 1282 01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,830 It's all about family! 1283 01:00:29,910 --> 01:00:31,670 [MUSIC SWELLS] 1284 01:00:31,750 --> 01:00:34,170 - [MUSIC STOPS] - [BIRDS CAWING] 1285 01:00:35,290 --> 01:00:37,460 Family! 1286 01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:40,670 Guys, that was the signal. We practiced this, like, 12 times. Thank you. 1287 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,760 Forgot all about my family, didn't you, Goddess? 1288 01:00:44,050 --> 01:00:46,970 No, human. You forgot about mine. 1289 01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,020 [SCREAMS, GRUNTS] 1290 01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:52,230 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1291 01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,270 [HESPERA GRUNTS] 1292 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,440 [SHAZAM GRUNTING] 1293 01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:58,530 MAN: Come on! 1294 01:00:58,610 --> 01:00:59,610 - Let's go. - Pedro! 1295 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:02,400 [STAFF WHIRS] 1296 01:01:04,030 --> 01:01:05,030 [GRUNTS] 1297 01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:09,700 [SUPERHERO EUGENE QUAVERING] 1298 01:01:10,370 --> 01:01:13,000 [BOTH QUAVERING] 1299 01:01:19,340 --> 01:01:22,260 - [SHAZAM GRUNTS] - [GASPS] 1300 01:01:22,340 --> 01:01:24,300 - [SHAZAM GRUNTING] - [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 1301 01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:32,100 [GROANS] 1302 01:01:35,190 --> 01:01:37,860 You're wasting my time, boy. 1303 01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,440 [POWERS RESONATE] 1304 01:01:42,530 --> 01:01:44,490 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1305 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,670 [RUMBLING] 1306 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,960 [WOMEN GRUNTING] 1307 01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,010 [SHAZAM GRUNTS] 1308 01:02:16,730 --> 01:02:18,060 Yeah. 1309 01:02:18,150 --> 01:02:19,360 SHAZAM: Whoo! 1310 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,070 She sure didn't see that coming 1311 01:02:21,150 --> 01:02:25,030 because she didn't go to the eye doctor. [CHUCKLES] 1312 01:02:25,110 --> 01:02:26,820 SHAZAM: Uh, Darla, that was, 'cause... 1313 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:29,370 - [RATTLING] - A euphemism. That was a euphemism. 1314 01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:38,250 - SHAZAM: No! - [WOMEN GRUNTING] 1315 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,100 [SHAZAM GROANS] 1316 01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:52,530 HESPERA: We've taken the power from two 1317 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,350 in your family already. 1318 01:02:54,430 --> 01:02:56,940 And now two more must die, and for what? 1319 01:02:57,020 --> 01:02:59,480 So you can keep playing soldier? 1320 01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,520 [SHAZAM GRUNTING] 1321 01:03:12,530 --> 01:03:15,160 - [CHOKING] - [GROANING] 1322 01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:19,580 [GROANS] 1323 01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:21,630 [GRUNTING] 1324 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,800 [GRUNTING] 1325 01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:38,100 My father was Atlas. 1326 01:03:38,180 --> 01:03:41,020 Titan god of stamina and strength. 1327 01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,480 His magic and power may course through you, 1328 01:03:46,570 --> 01:03:49,860 but you will never be a true god. 1329 01:03:49,950 --> 01:03:51,910 Oh, yeah? Did your dad have superspeed? 1330 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,200 [BOTH GRUNT] 1331 01:03:56,290 --> 01:03:58,620 - [COUGHING] - Nope! 1332 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:03,840 [BOTH PANTING] 1333 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,880 You okay? That was fun. Let's go. 1334 01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:12,840 Come on. Come on, come on. 1335 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,100 SHAZAM: Hurry, everyone! 1336 01:04:17,180 --> 01:04:18,180 Let's go, let's go. 1337 01:04:28,110 --> 01:04:29,820 What? 1338 01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:31,700 - [DOOR CLOSES] - [CHAIN LOCKS] 1339 01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:33,160 You thought you were just goin' 1340 01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:34,680 into some regular porta-potty, didn't ya? 1341 01:04:34,700 --> 01:04:36,870 Which I can somehow still smell. 1342 01:04:36,950 --> 01:04:39,100 Yeah, yeah, it really sticks around. It's crazy, right? 1343 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,250 - Yeah. - Like, permeates 1344 01:04:40,330 --> 01:04:41,870 the air. Doesn't matter. Anyway, 1345 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,330 welcome to the Rock of Eternity. 1346 01:04:44,210 --> 01:04:45,630 Only Champions 1347 01:04:45,710 --> 01:04:48,090 can get in here, through any door that we want. 1348 01:04:48,170 --> 01:04:50,880 Little thing that we can do that your sisters can't. 1349 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:53,470 Guys, that's what I call a total success. 1350 01:04:54,930 --> 01:04:56,890 Okay, maybe, like, a partial total win. 1351 01:04:56,970 --> 01:04:58,810 - Told you I suck at dodgeball. - SHAZAM: Yeah, 1352 01:04:58,890 --> 01:05:00,310 you do, yeah, but you know, 1353 01:05:00,390 --> 01:05:01,740 look, Pedro, we all have our weak spots. 1354 01:05:01,770 --> 01:05:03,060 You know what I mean? 1355 01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:04,770 And hers... [CHUCKLES] 1356 01:05:04,850 --> 01:05:06,400 lack of strategic thinking. 1357 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,360 Now for the real trade. 1358 01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:11,780 Freddy and the staff, for your freedom. 1359 01:05:11,860 --> 01:05:13,300 SUPERHERO DARLA: And get rid of the dome. 1360 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:14,410 SHAZAM: Oh, yeah. 1361 01:05:14,490 --> 01:05:16,620 And get rid of the dome. 1362 01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,240 'Cause the city of brotherly love 1363 01:05:18,330 --> 01:05:19,490 is gettin' a little moist. 1364 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:23,330 Word choice, man. 1365 01:05:23,410 --> 01:05:24,480 SHAZAM: Yeah, I regretted it as soon as 1366 01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,130 it was coming out of my mouth. 1367 01:05:26,210 --> 01:05:27,130 SUPER HERO EUGENE: It's just one of those words... 1368 01:05:27,210 --> 01:05:28,250 SHAZAM: I know. I just... 1369 01:05:32,550 --> 01:05:35,140 "Dear daughters of Asshat-Las." 1370 01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:36,890 - Burn! - [CHUCKLES] 1371 01:05:36,970 --> 01:05:38,220 I just came up with that. 1372 01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:39,530 Make sure you put a dash in there, though, 1373 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:41,430 so it's really clear. Okay. 1374 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,880 [CLEARS THROAT] Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar 1375 01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,220 and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter. 1376 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,980 [CLEARS THROAT] So... 1377 01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:51,030 "A brother for a sister, huh? 1378 01:05:51,110 --> 01:05:52,740 How's that feel? 1379 01:05:52,820 --> 01:05:55,610 Also, how are you actually sisters, 1380 01:05:55,700 --> 01:05:58,410 because the age difference is very noticeable, 1381 01:05:58,490 --> 01:06:01,700 and slightly upsetting, I'm not gonna lie." 1382 01:06:01,790 --> 01:06:04,120 Even though I don't like you very much, 1383 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,080 I believe everyone deserves human rights, 1384 01:06:06,170 --> 01:06:07,880 but you don't deserve strawberry. 1385 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,800 You only get yellow. [GASPS] 1386 01:06:13,210 --> 01:06:14,210 She's gone! 1387 01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:16,970 Wait, what? 1388 01:06:17,050 --> 01:06:19,010 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1389 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,690 I thought we brought her in too easily. 1390 01:06:29,770 --> 01:06:31,770 She wanted to get caught. 1391 01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:35,240 I don't get it. Where would she even go? 1392 01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:36,320 [CLANKING] 1393 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,240 [DOOR CREAKS] 1394 01:06:44,450 --> 01:06:46,830 Well, this seemed inevitable. 1395 01:06:53,420 --> 01:06:56,170 Yep. We are so lost. Thanks, bozo. 1396 01:06:56,260 --> 01:06:59,340 We are not lost. Who's the wizard here? 1397 01:06:59,430 --> 01:07:00,970 I don't know. 1398 01:07:01,050 --> 01:07:03,350 You don't have any spells, no magical artifacts, 1399 01:07:03,430 --> 01:07:05,390 you know nothing about magic, you're just... 1400 01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:10,100 You're the wizard. 1401 01:07:10,190 --> 01:07:12,360 - Thank you. - Whatever. 1402 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:15,110 Now let's see if that girlfriend of yours can be trusted. 1403 01:07:19,070 --> 01:07:21,030 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1404 01:07:28,290 --> 01:07:29,490 - [DOOR UNLOCKS] - [FREDDY GASPS] 1405 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:32,630 Get back, get back. Get back. 1406 01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,760 [WHISPERING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 1407 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:50,600 [HESPERA GASPS] 1408 01:08:00,950 --> 01:08:02,510 [IN ENGLISH] Okay, I think the coast is clear. Let's go home. 1409 01:08:02,530 --> 01:08:03,870 One moment. 1410 01:08:03,950 --> 01:08:06,290 Did you not see what she was holding? 1411 01:08:06,370 --> 01:08:08,040 It was an apple. She wanted a snack. 1412 01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,410 What's the big deal? 1413 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:12,750 The golden apple. From the Tree of Life. 1414 01:08:12,830 --> 01:08:14,590 From the Tree of Life. 1415 01:08:14,670 --> 01:08:16,950 Oh, wait, hold up, didn't you say that was somewhere safe? 1416 01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,260 - Billy! - Billy. Gosh. 1417 01:08:21,340 --> 01:08:22,340 [WIZARD GROANS] 1418 01:08:23,970 --> 01:08:24,970 Where are you going now? 1419 01:08:29,890 --> 01:08:30,890 [INHALES SHARPLY] 1420 01:08:32,190 --> 01:08:34,810 [EXHALES] Nope. 1421 01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:35,900 She's not in there. 1422 01:08:36,980 --> 01:08:38,190 Nope. 1423 01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:39,900 No, no, no. That's a hard pass. 1424 01:08:39,990 --> 01:08:42,010 - That's a hard pass. - SUPER HERO EUGENE: Yo, Billy, 1425 01:08:42,030 --> 01:08:43,490 you don't gotta worry about that one. 1426 01:08:43,570 --> 01:08:45,260 It's just a labyrinth that doesn't go anywhere. 1427 01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:46,950 - [SNIFFS] - Like an ancient Greek 1428 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,160 - labyrinth? - SHAZAM: Guys... 1429 01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,330 [SNIFFS] porta-potty. 1430 01:08:51,410 --> 01:08:53,080 - [SNIFFS] - SUPER HERO EUGENE: Mmm. 1431 01:09:02,380 --> 01:09:03,430 Hespera. 1432 01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:11,430 It's over, sisters. 1433 01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:14,020 Now we can plant the seed and restore our realm. 1434 01:09:15,650 --> 01:09:18,780 Or we plant it in their realm. 1435 01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:22,200 But that would destroy their world. 1436 01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:24,570 Just as they destroyed ours. 1437 01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:26,780 HESPERA: You can't be serious. 1438 01:09:26,870 --> 01:09:28,660 - Yes. - ANTHEA: No. 1439 01:09:28,740 --> 01:09:30,200 No, that's not what we agreed to. 1440 01:09:30,290 --> 01:09:31,950 KALYPSO: Anthea, you simpering bore. 1441 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,580 HESPERA: She's right, we've spent ages 1442 01:09:33,660 --> 01:09:35,120 waiting for this moment. 1443 01:09:35,210 --> 01:09:36,540 ANTHEA: We have the seed. 1444 01:09:36,630 --> 01:09:38,500 We have the staff and its powers. 1445 01:09:38,590 --> 01:09:39,960 HESPERA: We are not squandering it 1446 01:09:40,050 --> 01:09:41,840 for your personal satisfaction. 1447 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:44,880 [WHISPERING] No, I should go, not you. 1448 01:09:44,970 --> 01:09:46,930 Look, I know what you're thinking. 1449 01:09:47,010 --> 01:09:49,280 The kid with the crutch doesn't exactly sing "sneak thief." 1450 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:51,700 But here's the deal. Your knees crack like crazy when you walk. 1451 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:52,980 - It's pathetic. - [KNEES CRACK] 1452 01:09:53,060 --> 01:09:54,100 See? 1453 01:09:55,230 --> 01:09:56,600 Fortune be with you, Freddy. 1454 01:09:56,690 --> 01:09:58,770 Thank you. What did you just call me? 1455 01:09:59,730 --> 01:10:02,360 Freddy. Freddy Freeman. 1456 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:05,820 [CHUCKLES] That's it. You nailed it. 1457 01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:07,450 I'll see you on the other side. 1458 01:10:08,990 --> 01:10:10,430 HESPERA: Even if we did, the Tree of Life 1459 01:10:10,450 --> 01:10:12,120 would not thrive in their soil. 1460 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:15,290 It would despoil, it would disfigure into something... 1461 01:10:15,370 --> 01:10:16,710 KALYPSO: Monstrous? 1462 01:10:16,790 --> 01:10:19,170 That is what humans are. 1463 01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:22,170 It is only fitting that we bring our monsters to their world 1464 01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:24,720 and do to them as they did to us. 1465 01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,010 ANTHEA: We agreed to restore balance 1466 01:10:30,100 --> 01:10:33,560 and vengeance has great measure of weight on those scales. 1467 01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:36,640 Anthea, humans are villains, even to themselves. 1468 01:10:36,730 --> 01:10:38,600 - No, not all. - All. 1469 01:10:38,690 --> 01:10:42,150 HESPERA: Sister, I fear your rage has gotten the better of you. 1470 01:10:42,230 --> 01:10:43,400 KALYPSO: Why? 1471 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:45,820 Humans wreak havoc and devastation, 1472 01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:48,030 then pray to the gods to absolve them. 1473 01:10:48,110 --> 01:10:50,410 They actually pray for order and peace 1474 01:10:50,490 --> 01:10:53,620 when all they do is dismantle it at every turn. 1475 01:10:53,700 --> 01:10:55,910 Anthea, I want you to take the apple 1476 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,080 and plant it in our garden. 1477 01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:00,920 KALYPSO: Of course you turn to her. 1478 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,670 Father would be ashamed of both of you. 1479 01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,460 - [OBJECT CLATTERS] - [FREDDY YELPS] 1480 01:11:04,550 --> 01:11:06,340 Where did that even come from? 1481 01:11:08,010 --> 01:11:09,890 - Hi! - You favor her, Hespera, 1482 01:11:09,970 --> 01:11:11,550 and see how she betrays us. 1483 01:11:15,310 --> 01:11:16,830 Deliver him to his proper fate, sister. 1484 01:11:16,850 --> 01:11:18,980 - No! - KALYPSO: Kill him! 1485 01:11:22,570 --> 01:11:24,190 What is that? 1486 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,070 SHAZAM: Great question. No idea. 1487 01:11:27,150 --> 01:11:28,740 But made you look. 1488 01:11:28,820 --> 01:11:29,990 Billy! [CHUCKLES] 1489 01:11:31,780 --> 01:11:33,530 - Oh! - Oh. 1490 01:11:33,620 --> 01:11:35,330 - [FREDDY GASPS] - Your crutch! 1491 01:11:35,410 --> 01:11:38,330 - Oh! Shazam! - [LIGHTNING CRACKS] 1492 01:11:38,410 --> 01:11:39,410 - Yes! - No! 1493 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:45,340 So, we have a lot to talk about. 1494 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,730 Kalypso, hand me the staff. 1495 01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,230 You are not fit to wield it. 1496 01:12:01,310 --> 01:12:02,650 More fit than you. 1497 01:12:02,730 --> 01:12:04,410 You had him in your hands, yet did nothing. 1498 01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:07,780 Our sole purpose is to avenge our father, 1499 01:12:07,860 --> 01:12:09,900 but everyone here has become weak. 1500 01:12:11,030 --> 01:12:13,200 Ladon, world-eater, 1501 01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,580 rise from the pit! 1502 01:12:16,660 --> 01:12:18,620 [CLANKING] 1503 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,920 [LADON ROARS] 1504 01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:27,050 SHAZAM: Go, go, go! 1505 01:12:27,130 --> 01:12:28,440 SUPERHERO DARLA: Captain Everypower! Where's he going? 1506 01:12:28,460 --> 01:12:29,760 SUPER HERO EUGENE: What the... 1507 01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:31,510 - [SUPERHERO MARY SCREAMS] - [LADON ROARS] 1508 01:12:33,590 --> 01:12:35,350 [ALL SCREAMING] 1509 01:12:37,930 --> 01:12:39,140 [ROARS] 1510 01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:42,020 [SNORING] 1511 01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:44,060 [SUPERHEROES CHATTERING FAINTLY] 1512 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:46,400 ROSA: Victor? 1513 01:12:47,190 --> 01:12:48,530 Victor, wake up. 1514 01:12:48,610 --> 01:12:51,820 Hello. Oh, God, woman. What? 1515 01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:53,450 Dad. We gotta go! 1516 01:12:53,530 --> 01:12:55,650 - We gotta get out of here. - We have to go right now! 1517 01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:57,910 This is funny, right? I know what this looks like. 1518 01:12:57,990 --> 01:12:59,720 That's not true. I have no idea what this looks like. 1519 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,410 Just don't freak out. 1520 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:02,920 [VICTOR AND ROSA SCREAMING] 1521 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,960 [ALL SPEAKING AT ONCE] 1522 01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:08,190 I said don't freak out! Look at me, it's Billy. 1523 01:13:08,210 --> 01:13:09,850 Rosa, it's Billy, okay? And that's Eugene, 1524 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:11,170 - and that's Freddy... - It's me. 1525 01:13:11,260 --> 01:13:12,570 That's Darla and that's Mary, obvi, 1526 01:13:12,590 --> 01:13:14,050 and then Pedro, just normal Pedro. 1527 01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:16,050 [SHAZAM PANTING] 1528 01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:17,320 Guys, this is no time for secrets, okay? 1529 01:13:17,350 --> 01:13:19,560 We have to tell 'em the truth. 1530 01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:22,020 - ALL: We're superheroes. - I'm gay. 1531 01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:23,100 Yeah, we know, bud. 1532 01:13:24,350 --> 01:13:25,690 - You knew? - Yeah. 1533 01:13:26,810 --> 01:13:28,980 - Yeah. - Oh. 1534 01:13:29,070 --> 01:13:30,860 - I'm the wizard. - Oh, this is the wizard. 1535 01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:32,500 He's a wizard who's called "the wizard." 1536 01:13:32,530 --> 01:13:34,300 Okay, get dressed right now. Come on, hurry up. 1537 01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:35,380 SUPERHERO DARLA: Put on these clothes. 1538 01:13:35,410 --> 01:13:36,910 This is so weird. 1539 01:13:36,990 --> 01:13:38,200 SHAZAM: Yep, yep. 1540 01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:40,870 You guys are the Philly Fiascoes? 1541 01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:44,250 Okay. This is in no way an acknowledgement of that stupid nickname 1542 01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:46,390 but, yes, that would be us. Now can you pick up the pace? 1543 01:13:46,420 --> 01:13:48,380 We have to go. The dragon is here! 1544 01:13:49,170 --> 01:13:50,800 Dragon? 1545 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:52,840 - [ALL SCREAMING] - [LADON ROARS] 1546 01:13:55,510 --> 01:13:56,510 [VICTOR WHIMPERS] 1547 01:13:58,470 --> 01:14:00,430 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1548 01:14:01,060 --> 01:14:02,600 [ROARING] 1549 01:14:27,790 --> 01:14:29,190 - SUPER HERO EUGENE: You okay? - [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1550 01:14:29,210 --> 01:14:30,210 Okay. 1551 01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:33,050 I know this is a lot to take in, 1552 01:14:33,130 --> 01:14:35,050 but I promise to explain it all later. 1553 01:14:35,130 --> 01:14:36,840 VICTOR: Explain what? 1554 01:14:36,930 --> 01:14:38,610 That our kids are superheroes being hunted by Greek gods 1555 01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,320 that used a dragon to destroy the house we just bought? 1556 01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:42,520 - Yeah. - Wait, you bought the house? 1557 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,850 Yeah. 1558 01:14:43,930 --> 01:14:45,850 - [RUMBLING] - [SUPERHERO FREDDY GASPS] 1559 01:14:46,770 --> 01:14:47,770 [ROARS] 1560 01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:52,230 Run! Go! 1561 01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:54,280 [ALL SCREAMING] 1562 01:14:56,570 --> 01:14:57,570 [ROARS] 1563 01:14:59,410 --> 01:15:01,910 - [BOTH GRUNTING] - Oh, no. 1564 01:15:02,740 --> 01:15:04,580 [LADON ROARS] 1565 01:15:04,660 --> 01:15:05,830 PEDRO: Get down. 1566 01:15:05,910 --> 01:15:07,370 SUPERHERO FREDDY: Okay, that's it! 1567 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:12,290 [SCREAMS, GRUNTING] Again? 1568 01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:14,210 - [ROARS] - SHAZAM: Freddy! 1569 01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,680 Hey, hey! This is what you want, right? 1570 01:15:25,390 --> 01:15:26,850 [LADON GROWLS] 1571 01:15:34,190 --> 01:15:35,650 Come on, we're good. 1572 01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:37,050 We're safe right now. Let's go. Let's go. 1573 01:15:37,070 --> 01:15:39,030 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1574 01:15:44,030 --> 01:15:45,990 [GRUNTING] 1575 01:15:51,460 --> 01:15:53,130 [ROARS] 1576 01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:55,840 [SCREAMING] 1577 01:16:00,930 --> 01:16:02,600 [SCREAMING] 1578 01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:03,680 Mary! 1579 01:16:04,930 --> 01:16:06,680 - No. - [GASPING] 1580 01:16:06,770 --> 01:16:08,730 [MARY SCREAMING] 1581 01:16:45,890 --> 01:16:48,100 Hey. Are you okay? 1582 01:16:48,850 --> 01:16:49,850 You okay? 1583 01:16:51,350 --> 01:16:52,350 All right. 1584 01:16:54,230 --> 01:16:55,900 Now, where is this dragon? 1585 01:17:04,410 --> 01:17:05,490 [ROARS] 1586 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:12,210 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1587 01:17:23,260 --> 01:17:25,390 Fitting place for a garden. 1588 01:17:27,220 --> 01:17:29,180 [GROWLS] 1589 01:17:41,860 --> 01:17:43,820 [RUMBLING] 1590 01:17:47,490 --> 01:17:48,950 [LADON GROWLS] 1591 01:17:52,790 --> 01:17:55,170 [ROARS] 1592 01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:23,820 [WOMAN SCREAMING FAINTLY] 1593 01:18:25,740 --> 01:18:27,950 - [MAN AND WOMAN SCREAMING] - [GRUNTS] 1594 01:18:30,490 --> 01:18:32,490 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1595 01:18:32,580 --> 01:18:34,540 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1596 01:18:40,130 --> 01:18:42,090 [WHIMPERING] 1597 01:18:45,050 --> 01:18:47,010 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 1598 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,760 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1599 01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:20,210 [RUMBLING] 1600 01:19:45,780 --> 01:19:46,940 [ROARS] 1601 01:19:47,030 --> 01:19:48,490 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1602 01:19:48,570 --> 01:19:50,530 [PEOPLE SHOUTING] 1603 01:19:52,740 --> 01:19:54,700 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1604 01:19:57,870 --> 01:19:59,710 [SCREECHING] 1605 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:02,290 Go! Let's go, let's go! 1606 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,920 [WHIMPERS] 1607 01:20:07,010 --> 01:20:09,840 Oh, God, I'm slipping! Slipping! 1608 01:20:12,180 --> 01:20:14,010 - [PEOPLE CHATTERING] - My shoe! 1609 01:20:16,180 --> 01:20:17,180 [ROARS] 1610 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,560 - [CREATURE GRUNTING] - [OFFICER SCREAMS] 1611 01:20:24,310 --> 01:20:25,770 [ROARS] 1612 01:20:25,860 --> 01:20:27,820 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1613 01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:35,280 Holy moly. 1614 01:20:35,370 --> 01:20:38,250 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1615 01:20:38,330 --> 01:20:40,290 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1616 01:20:49,550 --> 01:20:51,340 [CREATURES ROARING, SCREECHING] 1617 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:57,600 You know, I never thought I'd say this about a dragon, 1618 01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:00,180 but it is the least of our problems right now. 1619 01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:04,980 Your world will not survive this. 1620 01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:06,270 Yeah, no shit, Merlin! 1621 01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:07,360 ANTHEA: He's right. 1622 01:21:08,570 --> 01:21:10,110 Anne! 1623 01:21:10,190 --> 01:21:12,700 - Are you okay? Are you hurt? - I'm okay, I'm fine. 1624 01:21:13,990 --> 01:21:15,490 In the God Realm, this tree... 1625 01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:18,830 is a thing of beauty. 1626 01:21:18,910 --> 01:21:20,580 Of peace. 1627 01:21:20,660 --> 01:21:23,080 It was not meant for the soil of this realm 1628 01:21:23,170 --> 01:21:25,290 and it's become monstrous by the hand that planted it. 1629 01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:27,420 Whose side is she on, anyway? Do you... 1630 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:29,590 I must try to sway Hespera. 1631 01:21:29,670 --> 01:21:31,630 Only she can subdue our sister. 1632 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,720 I will give it my all, or die trying. 1633 01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:35,260 Die? No, I'm pretty sure 1634 01:21:35,340 --> 01:21:36,860 we can come up with an alternative to dying. 1635 01:21:36,890 --> 01:21:39,390 My sweet Freddy, I'm ready if need be. 1636 01:21:39,470 --> 01:21:41,020 I've lived a long life. 1637 01:21:41,100 --> 01:21:42,660 What are you talking about, "Lived a long life?" 1638 01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:43,520 We're the same age. You're young. We're young. 1639 01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:45,560 I'm over 6,000 years old. 1640 01:21:45,650 --> 01:21:47,060 - Oh? - [CHUCKLES] 1641 01:21:48,610 --> 01:21:49,610 You look great. 1642 01:21:50,190 --> 01:21:51,190 Oh. 1643 01:21:56,490 --> 01:21:58,200 Suddenly seems inappropriate. 1644 01:21:58,280 --> 01:21:59,280 Yeah. 1645 01:22:07,250 --> 01:22:09,590 We can't let her die. She called me sweet! 1646 01:22:09,670 --> 01:22:11,210 We have to figure something out. 1647 01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:13,590 Take my powers back. 1648 01:22:13,670 --> 01:22:15,010 - No, Billy! - No, no, no. 1649 01:22:15,090 --> 01:22:16,720 Hey, take my powers back. 1650 01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,070 You gave 'em to me, so you can take 'em back, right? 1651 01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:20,260 I am no longer the champion. You are! 1652 01:22:20,350 --> 01:22:21,530 You think I know how to fix this, dude, 1653 01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:23,180 but I really don't, okay? 1654 01:22:23,270 --> 01:22:25,560 I, I didn't even know who those Greek sisters were. 1655 01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:27,250 I had to Google them. But you know who they are, 1656 01:22:27,270 --> 01:22:28,860 which means you know what to do. 1657 01:22:28,940 --> 01:22:30,900 And you were right. 1658 01:22:30,980 --> 01:22:33,150 You picked the wrong champion, man. 1659 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,090 I mean, that's why I always say "all or none," right? 1660 01:22:35,110 --> 01:22:37,240 Because without my family, I'm nothing. 1661 01:22:40,450 --> 01:22:42,700 And honestly, I have no idea what I'm doin'. 1662 01:22:42,790 --> 01:22:43,910 WIZARD: No. 1663 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,460 You don't have a shred of wisdom 1664 01:22:45,540 --> 01:22:47,000 in that brain of yours. 1665 01:22:48,290 --> 01:22:50,790 But your heart is wise. 1666 01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:54,300 And it knows exactly what must be done. 1667 01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:57,930 I spent millennia searching for a worthy champion 1668 01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:01,600 and no one was worthy of what I once shared 1669 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:04,140 with my brothers and sisters. 1670 01:23:04,220 --> 01:23:05,930 But when you shared your powers, 1671 01:23:07,390 --> 01:23:08,770 you did not hesitate. 1672 01:23:08,850 --> 01:23:11,150 For you, everyone can be worthy 1673 01:23:11,230 --> 01:23:12,730 if given a chance. 1674 01:23:12,820 --> 01:23:16,150 Now, go fight for your family. 1675 01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:18,410 Go fight for the world. 1676 01:23:18,490 --> 01:23:20,700 I chose right when I chose you. 1677 01:23:24,540 --> 01:23:25,750 FREDDY: Billy? 1678 01:23:25,830 --> 01:23:27,620 Billy, what are we gonna do, man? 1679 01:23:27,710 --> 01:23:30,710 Same thing we always do, Freddy. Save the God darn world. 1680 01:23:30,790 --> 01:23:32,460 Now, I'm gonna go get that staff 1681 01:23:32,540 --> 01:23:34,300 and I need you to lure these things away 1682 01:23:34,380 --> 01:23:37,090 from the stadium while I deal with the dragon, all right? 1683 01:23:37,170 --> 01:23:38,930 Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy. 1684 01:23:39,010 --> 01:23:41,180 Can I just see you, before you go? 1685 01:23:41,260 --> 01:23:43,220 Not this version. 1686 01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:45,140 You... You. 1687 01:23:45,220 --> 01:23:46,310 My Billy. 1688 01:23:47,390 --> 01:23:49,350 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 1689 01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:53,520 Shazam! 1690 01:23:53,610 --> 01:23:55,610 [LIGHTNING CRACKS] 1691 01:23:55,690 --> 01:23:58,150 Is that why the house keeps getting struck by lightning? 1692 01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:02,570 Hey. 1693 01:24:09,710 --> 01:24:11,580 I promise after this 1694 01:24:11,670 --> 01:24:13,420 if I don't get eaten by a dragon, 1695 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,760 I'm not gonna force you to keep me. 1696 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:19,050 - Okay? - What? 1697 01:24:19,130 --> 01:24:20,840 I know I age out soon. 1698 01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:23,760 Billy. 1699 01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:28,230 My wonderful, kind, brave, son. 1700 01:24:28,310 --> 01:24:29,710 You will never age out of your home. 1701 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:32,690 Never. 1702 01:24:37,150 --> 01:24:39,280 Now, do me a favor 1703 01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:41,740 and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, 1704 01:24:41,820 --> 01:24:44,240 go kick their ass, okay? 1705 01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:46,580 I love you, Mom. 1706 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:49,250 Me too. 1707 01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:53,080 - Shazam! - [LIGHTNING CRACKS] 1708 01:24:54,630 --> 01:24:56,590 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1709 01:24:58,380 --> 01:25:00,760 That's gonna take some getting used to. 1710 01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:02,630 Everybody to the battle wagon! 1711 01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:03,970 The battle wagon? 1712 01:25:05,510 --> 01:25:07,070 Trying to get into the spirit of things. 1713 01:25:10,930 --> 01:25:12,440 [ENGINE STARTS] 1714 01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:15,520 [GROWLING] 1715 01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:27,080 Don't you see what you're doing to these people? 1716 01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:28,160 KALYPSO: I do. 1717 01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:30,830 And what I see is just. 1718 01:25:30,910 --> 01:25:32,250 Hespera, look at this tree. 1719 01:25:32,330 --> 01:25:34,920 It is blighted. It is unnatural here. 1720 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,840 We made a vow to restore our realm, 1721 01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:38,500 not destroy another. 1722 01:25:38,590 --> 01:25:40,440 KALYPSO: A god has answered their prayers at last. 1723 01:25:40,460 --> 01:25:42,720 They did not know their place, 1724 01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:44,300 so I am showing it to them. 1725 01:25:44,380 --> 01:25:47,930 Your fanatical tone echoes our uncle Hades. 1726 01:25:48,010 --> 01:25:50,020 No. I'm putting an end to this. 1727 01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:51,100 [GRUNTS] 1728 01:25:54,690 --> 01:25:56,730 - [GROWLS] - [GROANING] 1729 01:25:58,070 --> 01:26:00,190 - [ROARS] - Hespera. [PANTS] 1730 01:26:06,070 --> 01:26:07,160 No! 1731 01:26:08,370 --> 01:26:09,910 Hespera. 1732 01:26:09,990 --> 01:26:13,790 If your emotions rest with the humans so, Anne, 1733 01:26:13,870 --> 01:26:16,170 then perhaps you should be human. 1734 01:26:25,260 --> 01:26:26,720 [PANTING] 1735 01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:30,350 [RUMBLING] 1736 01:26:33,730 --> 01:26:34,730 [GASPS] 1737 01:26:34,810 --> 01:26:36,770 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1738 01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:43,440 [GRUNTING] 1739 01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:56,370 [POWERS TRILLING] 1740 01:27:04,380 --> 01:27:06,340 [CREATURES SCREECHING] 1741 01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:08,800 [CREATURE ROARS] 1742 01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:10,850 [PEOPLE SHOUTING, SCREAMING] 1743 01:27:12,390 --> 01:27:14,720 Help, somebody! [SCREAMS] 1744 01:27:14,810 --> 01:27:16,100 - [ROARS] - Somebody help! 1745 01:27:16,180 --> 01:27:17,230 Somebody help! 1746 01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:20,110 - [ALL SCREAMING] - [ROARS] 1747 01:27:27,490 --> 01:27:29,450 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1748 01:27:29,530 --> 01:27:31,260 Okay, now what? There are only so many minotaurs 1749 01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:32,440 I can run over with this van. 1750 01:27:32,950 --> 01:27:33,950 [GASPS] 1751 01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:37,960 Hey, Steve. 1752 01:27:39,670 --> 01:27:41,130 What are monsters afraid of? 1753 01:27:44,920 --> 01:27:46,090 "The king of beasts." 1754 01:27:46,170 --> 01:27:47,260 Lions? 1755 01:27:47,340 --> 01:27:48,430 Unicorns. 1756 01:27:48,510 --> 01:27:50,510 Really? I love unicorns. 1757 01:27:50,590 --> 01:27:52,550 Yet, the unicorn does not love you. 1758 01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:54,600 Guys, unicorns don't exist. 1759 01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:56,520 - What? - [CREATURE ROARING] 1760 01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:58,480 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1761 01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:01,150 - FREDDY: Oh, my... - Ah! [PANTS] 1762 01:28:01,230 --> 01:28:03,020 I guess maybe it's not so crazy. 1763 01:28:03,110 --> 01:28:06,110 The unicorn is the most fearsome creature of its realm. 1764 01:28:06,190 --> 01:28:07,610 Ruthless and cruel, 1765 01:28:07,690 --> 01:28:09,010 not like the ponies from your storybooks. 1766 01:28:09,030 --> 01:28:10,490 They loathe humanity. 1767 01:28:10,570 --> 01:28:12,120 Is there anything they do like? 1768 01:28:13,620 --> 01:28:15,740 "Dark caverns. Ambrosia"? 1769 01:28:15,830 --> 01:28:17,390 Ambrosia. It's like the nectar of the gods. 1770 01:28:17,410 --> 01:28:19,080 It's supposed to be sweet, like honey. 1771 01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:20,370 I have an idea. 1772 01:28:20,460 --> 01:28:22,130 Go, go! Quick, quick. 1773 01:28:22,210 --> 01:28:24,840 Guys, get as many of these people to safety as you can. 1774 01:28:25,590 --> 01:28:27,050 Kids? 1775 01:28:27,130 --> 01:28:29,090 - [PEOPLE SCREAMING] - [CREATURE GROWLS] 1776 01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:32,760 - Let's go. - Come on, let's go! 1777 01:28:33,720 --> 01:28:35,100 Wizard? 1778 01:28:35,180 --> 01:28:36,180 I'm going with them. 1779 01:28:37,060 --> 01:28:38,060 ROSA: Freddy? 1780 01:28:40,390 --> 01:28:41,390 Anne? 1781 01:28:42,980 --> 01:28:44,150 Anne! 1782 01:28:44,230 --> 01:28:45,230 Anne! 1783 01:28:48,110 --> 01:28:51,030 I am not entirely sure how to parent, here. 1784 01:28:51,110 --> 01:28:53,070 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1785 01:28:58,790 --> 01:29:00,620 SHAZAM: Hey! Khaleesi! 1786 01:29:00,710 --> 01:29:02,000 [SHAZAM GRUNTS] 1787 01:29:02,790 --> 01:29:03,790 [ROARS] 1788 01:29:11,050 --> 01:29:12,470 [ROARS] 1789 01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:16,510 Whoo! That was really satisfying. 1790 01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:17,600 How was that for you? 1791 01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:22,140 [SHAZAM SCREAMS] 1792 01:29:22,230 --> 01:29:23,810 - [CAR ALARM BLARES] - [SHAZAM GRUNTING] 1793 01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:25,400 [CAR HORN HONKS] 1794 01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:34,860 [GASPING] 1795 01:29:34,950 --> 01:29:36,660 - MAN 1: Yeah. - [PEOPLE CHEERING] 1796 01:29:36,740 --> 01:29:38,870 We love you, Thundercrack. 1797 01:29:38,950 --> 01:29:40,410 You're the best, Captain Marvel. 1798 01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:43,210 - Yeah, go, High Voltage! - Oh, wassup, bro? 1799 01:29:43,290 --> 01:29:45,420 It's Maximum Voltage actually, amongst other names. 1800 01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:47,250 We're still kinda workshopping it, so... 1801 01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:48,340 [GROWLS] 1802 01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:54,260 [ROARS] 1803 01:29:54,340 --> 01:29:56,550 You thought you were invulnerable. 1804 01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:58,390 But, no. 1805 01:29:58,470 --> 01:30:00,140 Magical fire. 1806 01:30:00,220 --> 01:30:02,060 Magic can kill magic. 1807 01:30:02,140 --> 01:30:03,850 Yeah, yeah, yeah, "Magic kills magic." 1808 01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:05,440 Way ahead of you, lady. 1809 01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:06,580 I'm just trippin' out because I've never seen 1810 01:30:06,610 --> 01:30:07,860 my suit burn like this. 1811 01:30:07,940 --> 01:30:10,400 Also, nobody messes with my town! 1812 01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:12,320 Know what I'm saying? 1813 01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,570 KALYPSO: I defeated my traitor sister. 1814 01:30:14,650 --> 01:30:15,780 A god. 1815 01:30:15,860 --> 01:30:17,870 You think I won't destroy you? 1816 01:30:19,490 --> 01:30:21,160 [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1817 01:30:32,130 --> 01:30:33,970 - [GRUNTS] - [ROARS] 1818 01:30:34,970 --> 01:30:37,050 [GRUNTING] 1819 01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:38,550 [LAUGHS] 1820 01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,100 [YELLING] 1821 01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:59,030 - [BREATHING HEAVILY] - [CRACKLING] 1822 01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:06,620 The staff is absorbing it all. 1823 01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:08,500 Like a battery. 1824 01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:15,970 That's right. 1825 01:31:16,630 --> 01:31:18,300 Run! 1826 01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:19,930 This is a terrible idea. 1827 01:31:20,010 --> 01:31:22,180 You don't understand the savagery, the barbarity. 1828 01:31:22,260 --> 01:31:23,340 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 1829 01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:26,600 Oh, no. 1830 01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:28,600 [PEOPLE SHOUTING IN THE DISTANCE] 1831 01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:42,200 [CREATURE SKITTERING] 1832 01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:49,120 [RUSTLING] 1833 01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:57,420 - Hello. - No. 1834 01:31:57,510 --> 01:31:59,470 [SNORTING] 1835 01:32:01,180 --> 01:32:02,350 It's okay. Come here. 1836 01:32:07,270 --> 01:32:08,350 Darla... 1837 01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:10,730 It's okay. Good girl. 1838 01:32:10,810 --> 01:32:12,860 [SNORTING] 1839 01:32:12,940 --> 01:32:14,980 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1840 01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:20,610 - Whoa, watch out! - EUGENE: Whoa! 1841 01:32:20,700 --> 01:32:22,570 - Darla! - [GASPS] 1842 01:32:39,550 --> 01:32:40,550 [SNIFFS] 1843 01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:45,850 [WHISPERS] Taste the rainbow. 1844 01:32:48,270 --> 01:32:49,480 Good, isn't it? 1845 01:32:49,560 --> 01:32:51,600 It's the closest to ambrosia we have. 1846 01:32:51,690 --> 01:32:53,400 [UNICORN SNORTS] 1847 01:32:53,480 --> 01:32:55,440 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 1848 01:33:16,630 --> 01:33:17,630 Good girl. 1849 01:33:22,260 --> 01:33:23,720 [ROARS] 1850 01:33:24,590 --> 01:33:25,600 BOTH: Whoa! 1851 01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:36,400 We're gonna need more Skittles. 1852 01:33:36,480 --> 01:33:38,440 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1853 01:33:39,940 --> 01:33:41,110 [ROARS] 1854 01:33:43,860 --> 01:33:45,620 [WOMAN GRUNTING] 1855 01:33:47,910 --> 01:33:48,910 [SNIFFS] 1856 01:33:50,450 --> 01:33:53,290 [GROWLS] 1857 01:33:53,370 --> 01:33:55,750 - [SNIFFS] - [GALLOPING IN THE DISTANCE] 1858 01:33:55,830 --> 01:33:57,790 - [CREATURE ROARS] - [UNICORNS ROAR] 1859 01:33:59,550 --> 01:34:01,130 [SCREECHES] 1860 01:34:01,210 --> 01:34:03,170 [UNICORNS ROARING] 1861 01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:06,680 [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING] 1862 01:34:09,470 --> 01:34:11,140 [CREATURE GRUNTING] 1863 01:34:13,430 --> 01:34:14,730 Taste the rainbow, motherfu... 1864 01:34:14,810 --> 01:34:16,900 [ROARS] 1865 01:34:33,580 --> 01:34:34,790 [GRUNTS] 1866 01:34:34,870 --> 01:34:37,000 No, no, no. 1867 01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:38,540 Lady, lady, you can't die! 1868 01:34:38,630 --> 01:34:40,630 Come on, Billy, come on! Powers, powers, powers. 1869 01:34:40,710 --> 01:34:43,970 Medical powers. No. How-to-fix-dead-people powers. 1870 01:34:44,050 --> 01:34:46,010 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 1871 01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:53,180 - Clear? - [GRUNTS] 1872 01:34:53,270 --> 01:34:56,230 Whoa! Come on! One more time. Clear! 1873 01:34:56,310 --> 01:34:57,730 HESPERA: Stop! Stop! 1874 01:34:57,810 --> 01:35:00,190 Let me go to the Underworld in peace, please. 1875 01:35:00,270 --> 01:35:03,230 Oh, lady, lady, listen to me, okay? 1876 01:35:03,320 --> 01:35:04,650 I don't want anyone else to die. 1877 01:35:04,740 --> 01:35:06,050 Not my family, not Anthea, not anyone, 1878 01:35:06,070 --> 01:35:07,530 and we can save them. 1879 01:35:07,610 --> 01:35:08,990 This all came from the tree, right? 1880 01:35:09,070 --> 01:35:10,620 I might know a way to destroy 1881 01:35:10,700 --> 01:35:12,080 the tree and the dragon all in one. 1882 01:35:12,160 --> 01:35:15,540 Ladon's powers are too great, boy. 1883 01:35:15,620 --> 01:35:17,120 Well, not if I can overload the staff 1884 01:35:17,210 --> 01:35:19,500 - with enough lightning. - A bomb? 1885 01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:22,060 Is that enough to kill the dragon? 1886 01:35:22,090 --> 01:35:23,090 And more. 1887 01:35:25,010 --> 01:35:26,510 You would annihilate 1888 01:35:26,590 --> 01:35:28,640 everything that's inside the dome. 1889 01:35:30,140 --> 01:35:32,010 Well, then I have one more favor to ask. 1890 01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:35,060 [PEOPLE SHOUTING] 1891 01:35:35,140 --> 01:35:36,980 OFFICER: Let's go, let's go. Let's go. 1892 01:35:37,060 --> 01:35:38,230 There's shelter ahead. 1893 01:35:38,310 --> 01:35:40,560 There's shelter ahead. Let's go. 1894 01:35:40,650 --> 01:35:42,610 Walk, don't run. There's shelter ahead. 1895 01:35:43,480 --> 01:35:44,480 Let's go, let's go. 1896 01:35:46,110 --> 01:35:47,780 WOMAN: Keep going. Keep going! 1897 01:35:47,860 --> 01:35:49,200 FREDDY: Anne! 1898 01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:50,280 Anne! 1899 01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:53,280 Anne! 1900 01:35:53,370 --> 01:35:55,500 - [RUMBLING] - [LADON ROARS] 1901 01:35:57,660 --> 01:36:00,290 - [PEOPLE SCREAMING] - [GASPS] 1902 01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:01,630 OFFICER: Go. Run. 1903 01:36:01,710 --> 01:36:03,880 - Watch that rear. - [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1904 01:36:05,710 --> 01:36:07,090 [ROARING] 1905 01:36:09,550 --> 01:36:10,800 [GRUNTS] 1906 01:36:10,890 --> 01:36:12,890 [ROARING] 1907 01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:17,890 Go, go, go! 1908 01:36:21,730 --> 01:36:24,320 [ROARING] 1909 01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:26,070 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1910 01:36:26,150 --> 01:36:27,570 OFFICER 2: Back away! 1911 01:36:27,650 --> 01:36:29,950 - [GROWLING] - OFFICER 3: Run, run, run! 1912 01:36:33,620 --> 01:36:35,580 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1913 01:36:36,540 --> 01:36:38,120 [ROARS] 1914 01:36:38,790 --> 01:36:40,160 Anne! 1915 01:36:40,250 --> 01:36:41,330 Ladon, 1916 01:36:42,210 --> 01:36:43,420 kill the traitor. 1917 01:36:47,340 --> 01:36:49,010 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1918 01:36:51,930 --> 01:36:54,800 [GRUNTING, BREATHING HEAVILY] 1919 01:36:54,890 --> 01:36:57,680 [ROARING] 1920 01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:02,100 [GRUNTING] 1921 01:37:16,370 --> 01:37:17,620 Impossible. 1922 01:37:17,700 --> 01:37:18,990 Bow him! 1923 01:37:20,660 --> 01:37:22,710 [GRUNTING] 1924 01:37:25,210 --> 01:37:26,460 [YELLS] 1925 01:37:26,540 --> 01:37:28,500 [ANTHEA AND FREDDY GRUNTING] 1926 01:37:33,050 --> 01:37:35,640 I lost it. Freddy, I can't. 1927 01:37:35,720 --> 01:37:37,430 What is a god without her power? 1928 01:37:37,510 --> 01:37:39,640 The most powerful thing about you 1929 01:37:39,720 --> 01:37:40,930 is you. 1930 01:37:41,020 --> 01:37:42,190 You taught me that. 1931 01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:49,360 [BOTH YELLING] 1932 01:37:50,610 --> 01:37:52,320 Kill them! 1933 01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:55,530 [YELLING CONTINUES] 1934 01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:00,750 [ANTHEA BREATHING SHAKILY] 1935 01:38:00,830 --> 01:38:04,500 [ROARING] 1936 01:38:04,580 --> 01:38:05,580 [ROARING STOPS] 1937 01:38:06,960 --> 01:38:09,670 [BOTH PANTING] 1938 01:38:09,750 --> 01:38:11,840 SHAZAM: Boom! [CHUCKLES] 1939 01:38:11,920 --> 01:38:14,300 That must be super disappointing as a dragon. 1940 01:38:17,050 --> 01:38:18,300 Assuming that you are one. 1941 01:38:18,390 --> 01:38:20,100 I mean, you fly, and you breathe fire, 1942 01:38:20,180 --> 01:38:22,310 but you're also made of wood which is a weird flex 1943 01:38:22,390 --> 01:38:24,600 and a serious design flaw, if I'm being honest. 1944 01:38:25,980 --> 01:38:26,980 Freddy, Anthea, don't! 1945 01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:32,490 - [SHAZAM CHUCKLES] - Ah, made you look! 1946 01:38:32,570 --> 01:38:34,150 Oh, lady, that's twice. 1947 01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:36,320 And I didn't even need a flaming violin that time. 1948 01:38:36,410 --> 01:38:37,740 [SHAZAM CHUCKLES] 1949 01:38:37,820 --> 01:38:39,950 You want the staff? Come get it. 1950 01:38:47,710 --> 01:38:49,380 [LADON ROARS] 1951 01:38:58,970 --> 01:39:00,760 [PANTING] 1952 01:39:03,980 --> 01:39:04,980 [GRUNTS] 1953 01:39:14,780 --> 01:39:16,490 Now, Hespera. 1954 01:39:16,570 --> 01:39:18,820 [LADON ROARS] 1955 01:39:18,910 --> 01:39:20,070 Now, Hespera. 1956 01:39:23,370 --> 01:39:24,790 Now. Now. 1957 01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:28,330 [LADON GROWLING] 1958 01:39:28,420 --> 01:39:32,130 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1959 01:39:33,170 --> 01:39:35,130 [GROANS] 1960 01:39:36,920 --> 01:39:38,380 [POWERS RESONATE] 1961 01:39:38,470 --> 01:39:40,010 [SPEAKING GREEK] 1962 01:39:41,050 --> 01:39:43,010 [RUMBLING] 1963 01:39:45,390 --> 01:39:47,350 - [MAGIC RESONATING] - [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1964 01:39:59,110 --> 01:40:01,620 [ENGINE REVVING] 1965 01:40:03,990 --> 01:40:04,990 [TIRES SCREECH] 1966 01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:10,040 [GRUNTS] 1967 01:40:25,560 --> 01:40:26,970 [IN ENGLISH] No. 1968 01:40:27,060 --> 01:40:28,560 No! No! 1969 01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:48,120 [GROWLS] 1970 01:40:52,630 --> 01:40:54,000 Remove the dome. 1971 01:40:54,090 --> 01:40:56,050 As long as I still breathe, 1972 01:40:57,050 --> 01:40:59,550 the dome still stands. 1973 01:40:59,630 --> 01:41:03,390 Till I see you on the other side, sister. 1974 01:41:05,300 --> 01:41:07,270 [ROARS] 1975 01:41:23,360 --> 01:41:25,320 [CAR HORN HONKING] 1976 01:41:27,910 --> 01:41:29,620 [HORN CONTINUES HONKING] 1977 01:41:38,050 --> 01:41:40,010 [TIRES SCREECH] 1978 01:41:42,380 --> 01:41:44,300 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1979 01:41:47,100 --> 01:41:48,600 Billy! 1980 01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:50,350 - Get out of there. - SHAZAM: I can't. 1981 01:41:50,430 --> 01:41:51,520 Billy. 1982 01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:53,140 SHAZAM: I have to do this. 1983 01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:56,790 FREDDY: Billy, what are you doing? 1984 01:41:56,810 --> 01:41:58,130 You're not supposed to be in there. 1985 01:41:58,150 --> 01:42:01,360 Yeah, I am. 1986 01:42:01,440 --> 01:42:03,340 I used to think that I couldn't do anything right, 1987 01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:05,070 that I didn't deserve my powers, 1988 01:42:06,660 --> 01:42:08,060 but there's something that I can do. 1989 01:42:08,620 --> 01:42:09,620 No. 1990 01:42:10,620 --> 01:42:12,200 I can save all of you. 1991 01:42:12,290 --> 01:42:13,790 But it's all or none! 1992 01:42:13,870 --> 01:42:15,620 SHAZAM: Yeah. 1993 01:42:15,710 --> 01:42:17,950 All of my family gets to live and none of them gets hurt. 1994 01:42:20,590 --> 01:42:23,300 Freddy, I've never had a family. You know that. 1995 01:42:23,380 --> 01:42:25,340 Everybody I've ever cared about, they all left me. 1996 01:42:25,430 --> 01:42:27,220 My mom, my dad, everyone. 1997 01:42:28,550 --> 01:42:30,350 So when I found you guys, I had to hang on 1998 01:42:30,430 --> 01:42:31,660 and I've been hanging on too tight. 1999 01:42:31,680 --> 01:42:33,060 No. 2000 01:42:33,140 --> 01:42:34,700 I should have let you do your own thing. 2001 01:42:36,440 --> 01:42:38,400 Now it's time for you to fly. 2002 01:42:38,480 --> 01:42:39,480 What about you? 2003 01:42:44,530 --> 01:42:46,280 I'm Captain Everypower Junior. 2004 01:42:46,360 --> 01:42:48,620 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY, SNIFFLES] 2005 01:42:48,700 --> 01:42:50,120 Don't you forget it. 2006 01:42:52,620 --> 01:42:54,580 [INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING] 2007 01:43:04,220 --> 01:43:06,180 [MUSIC SWELLS] 2008 01:43:36,620 --> 01:43:38,580 [LADON ROARS] 2009 01:43:42,880 --> 01:43:44,590 We end this now. 2010 01:43:44,670 --> 01:43:47,010 Yeah. We do. 2011 01:43:48,930 --> 01:43:49,930 [SHAZAM GRUNTING] 2012 01:43:58,020 --> 01:43:59,480 Come on, Billy. 2013 01:44:06,190 --> 01:44:08,030 [LIGHTNING CRACKLING] 2014 01:44:13,700 --> 01:44:14,950 [ROARS] 2015 01:44:27,550 --> 01:44:28,840 He's got this. We got this. 2016 01:44:28,920 --> 01:44:30,800 He's got this. He's got this. 2017 01:44:30,890 --> 01:44:31,930 Billy. 2018 01:44:33,760 --> 01:44:34,760 [GRUNTS] 2019 01:44:36,350 --> 01:44:37,520 Fly. 2020 01:44:37,600 --> 01:44:39,140 [ROARS] 2021 01:44:43,650 --> 01:44:45,980 [GRUNTING] 2022 01:44:50,030 --> 01:44:51,950 Billy. 2023 01:44:52,030 --> 01:44:53,620 Come on, baby. Come on, let's go! 2024 01:44:53,700 --> 01:44:55,280 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 2025 01:44:55,370 --> 01:44:57,660 [GRUNTING] 2026 01:45:01,000 --> 01:45:02,750 - [LADON ROARS] - No! 2027 01:45:10,010 --> 01:45:12,890 - [ROARS] - [SCREAMING] 2028 01:45:15,970 --> 01:45:17,600 [LADON GROANS] 2029 01:45:30,690 --> 01:45:32,660 [ROARING] 2030 01:45:36,950 --> 01:45:38,120 [SHAZAM GRUNTS] 2031 01:45:42,040 --> 01:45:43,040 [SHAZAM EXCLAIMS] 2032 01:45:45,790 --> 01:45:46,790 Whoa! 2033 01:45:49,710 --> 01:45:50,710 Ah. 2034 01:45:56,300 --> 01:45:58,260 [LADON ROARING] 2035 01:46:00,930 --> 01:46:02,890 [DRAMATIC EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 2036 01:46:12,240 --> 01:46:14,030 [LADON ROARING] 2037 01:46:18,870 --> 01:46:20,290 [ROARS] 2038 01:46:27,460 --> 01:46:28,460 [GRUNTS] 2039 01:46:50,150 --> 01:46:51,150 [LADON GROWLS] 2040 01:46:53,530 --> 01:46:56,070 Shazam! 2041 01:47:00,910 --> 01:47:02,700 [ALL WHIMPERING] 2042 01:47:02,790 --> 01:47:05,160 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 2043 01:47:05,250 --> 01:47:07,210 [MAGIC WHIRRING] 2044 01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:13,800 Billy. 2045 01:47:15,170 --> 01:47:17,260 A true god, 2046 01:47:17,340 --> 01:47:19,350 after all. 2047 01:47:19,430 --> 01:47:21,390 [GENTLE EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 2048 01:47:27,440 --> 01:47:28,690 [MAGIC RESONATING] 2049 01:47:49,080 --> 01:47:50,080 [CREATURE SCREECHES] 2050 01:47:52,750 --> 01:47:54,710 - [GROWLS] - [CREATURES SCREECHING] 2051 01:48:02,300 --> 01:48:04,260 [ALL GRUNTING, GROANING] 2052 01:48:11,610 --> 01:48:12,770 He did it. 2053 01:48:20,610 --> 01:48:21,610 We must go. 2054 01:48:29,080 --> 01:48:30,080 Billy? 2055 01:48:30,670 --> 01:48:31,670 Billy? 2056 01:48:33,090 --> 01:48:34,090 FREDDY: Billy! 2057 01:48:35,960 --> 01:48:36,960 Billy! 2058 01:48:38,470 --> 01:48:40,930 Billy. Where are you? [SOBS] 2059 01:48:41,010 --> 01:48:42,050 VICTOR: Billy! 2060 01:48:44,050 --> 01:48:45,050 FREDDY: Billy? 2061 01:48:49,020 --> 01:48:51,100 Billy! Billy. 2062 01:48:53,730 --> 01:48:54,860 Billy! 2063 01:48:54,940 --> 01:48:55,940 Billy! 2064 01:48:56,980 --> 01:48:58,190 Billy! 2065 01:48:58,280 --> 01:48:59,530 Dude, wake up. You did it. 2066 01:49:02,320 --> 01:49:04,070 Okay. You're supposed to wake up. 2067 01:49:04,160 --> 01:49:05,220 It's the part where you wake up 2068 01:49:05,240 --> 01:49:06,950 and open your eyes and laugh 2069 01:49:07,040 --> 01:49:10,120 and you're supposed to say you got me, 'cause you got me. 2070 01:49:11,540 --> 01:49:13,000 Dude. Joke's over, man. 2071 01:49:13,790 --> 01:49:14,840 Billy! 2072 01:49:17,090 --> 01:49:19,170 Billy. Billy, come on. 2073 01:49:21,720 --> 01:49:23,010 Freddy. 2074 01:49:23,090 --> 01:49:24,090 [SOBS] 2075 01:49:26,260 --> 01:49:27,560 What did you do? 2076 01:49:29,890 --> 01:49:30,980 Wake up, Billy. 2077 01:49:31,060 --> 01:49:32,770 - VICTOR: Billy? - He's over here! 2078 01:49:35,900 --> 01:49:36,900 Billy. 2079 01:49:38,440 --> 01:49:40,570 [SOBS] You asshole! 2080 01:49:42,030 --> 01:49:44,200 We're a team! We're a team! 2081 01:49:45,410 --> 01:49:46,410 Oh, Billy. 2082 01:49:47,740 --> 01:49:49,120 Billy. 2083 01:49:49,200 --> 01:49:51,330 Oh, my baby. No. 2084 01:49:51,410 --> 01:49:53,370 [SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING] 2085 01:49:55,960 --> 01:49:57,500 ANTHEA: He was a hero. 2086 01:49:59,170 --> 01:50:01,590 He was a hero and a god. 2087 01:50:01,670 --> 01:50:03,760 And he should be laid to rest like one. 2088 01:50:08,260 --> 01:50:09,560 Hey, pal. 2089 01:50:09,640 --> 01:50:11,640 [FREDDY CRYING] 2090 01:50:11,730 --> 01:50:12,980 [ROSA SOBS] 2091 01:50:28,780 --> 01:50:30,700 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 2092 01:51:17,790 --> 01:51:19,460 Will this land ever come back? 2093 01:51:20,590 --> 01:51:23,260 The staff is drained of magic. 2094 01:51:23,340 --> 01:51:26,170 Only the spark of a god can restore its power 2095 01:51:27,260 --> 01:51:28,720 and there are no gods left. 2096 01:51:30,300 --> 01:51:31,600 WOMAN: There is one. 2097 01:51:33,470 --> 01:51:36,230 [ANCIENT LAMENTATION MUSIC PLAYING] 2098 01:51:41,440 --> 01:51:42,820 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2099 01:51:47,070 --> 01:51:48,820 [GASPS, CHUCKLES] 2100 01:51:50,280 --> 01:51:51,280 What? 2101 01:52:05,210 --> 01:52:06,470 [CRACKLES] 2102 01:52:06,550 --> 01:52:08,510 - [GRUNTS] - [MAGIC RESONATES] 2103 01:52:09,800 --> 01:52:11,720 [PANTING] 2104 01:52:11,800 --> 01:52:13,760 [PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING] 2105 01:52:18,480 --> 01:52:21,150 [DARLA CHUCKLES] 2106 01:52:21,230 --> 01:52:22,560 [MARY AND PEDRO GASP] 2107 01:52:28,360 --> 01:52:29,700 [CHUCKLES] Whoa. 2108 01:52:48,880 --> 01:52:49,880 FREDDY: Whoa. 2109 01:52:49,970 --> 01:52:51,930 [POWERS RESONATING] 2110 01:52:53,510 --> 01:52:54,510 [ANTHEA CHUCKLES] 2111 01:53:14,780 --> 01:53:15,780 [CHIRPS] 2112 01:53:17,200 --> 01:53:18,870 - [DRAMATIC CHORD PLAYS] - [ALL SCREAM] 2113 01:53:18,950 --> 01:53:19,950 It's a zombie! 2114 01:53:21,500 --> 01:53:23,290 [SHAZAM GRUNTS] Guys! 2115 01:53:24,210 --> 01:53:25,540 What the hell? 2116 01:53:25,630 --> 01:53:27,500 You buried me? 2117 01:53:27,590 --> 01:53:29,970 In what, like, two minutes? 2118 01:53:30,050 --> 01:53:31,050 Oh, Billy! 2119 01:53:31,130 --> 01:53:32,720 [ALL WHOOPING] 2120 01:53:32,800 --> 01:53:33,930 Hey. 2121 01:53:34,010 --> 01:53:36,260 Oh, man. I missed you guys. 2122 01:53:39,220 --> 01:53:40,770 Hi. Hey. 2123 01:53:41,690 --> 01:53:43,650 Oh, my God. Hi. 2124 01:53:43,730 --> 01:53:45,360 Why didn't anybody tell... 2125 01:53:45,440 --> 01:53:47,320 Hi. Sorry, sorry, I didn't, uh... 2126 01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:50,360 I didn't see you there, I was, um, I was... 2127 01:53:50,440 --> 01:53:51,530 I was dead at the time. 2128 01:53:52,610 --> 01:53:53,700 So, you, uh... 2129 01:53:54,700 --> 01:53:55,990 you got my bird letter? 2130 01:53:57,280 --> 01:53:58,580 Oh, I, uh... 2131 01:54:00,330 --> 01:54:01,620 I think you've got something... 2132 01:54:03,420 --> 01:54:04,670 On my... 2133 01:54:04,750 --> 01:54:06,170 Where... Oh. 2134 01:54:06,920 --> 01:54:07,920 What? 2135 01:54:08,840 --> 01:54:09,840 That's a spider. 2136 01:54:09,920 --> 01:54:11,420 I'm sorry, that's disgusting. 2137 01:54:11,510 --> 01:54:13,930 Also, [CHUCKLING] that's really embarrassing. 2138 01:54:14,010 --> 01:54:15,220 Yes, it is. 2139 01:54:15,300 --> 01:54:17,680 But it was an amazing thing you did. 2140 01:54:17,760 --> 01:54:19,640 The sacrifice you made. 2141 01:54:19,720 --> 01:54:22,640 You brought this world back to life. 2142 01:54:22,730 --> 01:54:24,850 Maybe this time, gods and humans 2143 01:54:24,940 --> 01:54:26,560 can learn to live in peace. 2144 01:54:26,650 --> 01:54:27,650 Yeah. 2145 01:54:29,070 --> 01:54:30,940 Use the power of Zeus wisely. 2146 01:54:33,320 --> 01:54:34,700 Be well, Billy Batson. 2147 01:54:37,030 --> 01:54:39,700 Hey, you know, just because your father's power 2148 01:54:39,790 --> 01:54:41,290 is surging through me, 2149 01:54:41,370 --> 01:54:43,460 that doesn't technically make us related, you know, 2150 01:54:43,540 --> 01:54:45,000 and I'm gonna be 18 2151 01:54:45,080 --> 01:54:46,800 in, like, five months, so... [CLICKS TONGUE] 2152 01:54:46,880 --> 01:54:49,090 Stick to saving the world, kid. 2153 01:54:49,170 --> 01:54:51,090 Yeah, you know, like, that's... Okay, cool. 2154 01:54:51,170 --> 01:54:52,710 See ya. 2155 01:54:52,800 --> 01:54:54,510 What's with our boys and older women? 2156 01:54:54,590 --> 01:54:55,590 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 2157 01:54:57,430 --> 01:54:59,180 Hey. 2158 01:54:59,260 --> 01:55:00,720 Who wants their powers back? 2159 01:55:00,810 --> 01:55:01,810 [SHAZAM CHUCKLES] 2160 01:55:02,720 --> 01:55:04,680 We can do that, right? 2161 01:55:04,770 --> 01:55:05,810 - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay, good. 2162 01:55:05,890 --> 01:55:07,060 Good, good, good. 2163 01:55:07,150 --> 01:55:08,860 VICTOR: I'd like our house back. 2164 01:55:08,940 --> 01:55:10,070 Can we do that? 2165 01:55:10,150 --> 01:55:11,980 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 2166 01:55:12,070 --> 01:55:13,860 - VICTOR: Dinner! - Coming. 2167 01:55:13,940 --> 01:55:16,110 Aw. Thank you for respecting the cross-stitch. 2168 01:55:18,700 --> 01:55:19,700 [ROSA CHUCKLES] 2169 01:55:20,780 --> 01:55:22,200 ROSA: Anthea. 2170 01:55:22,290 --> 01:55:23,550 Have you decided what you're gonna do 2171 01:55:23,580 --> 01:55:26,210 about that god realm of yours? 2172 01:55:26,290 --> 01:55:28,920 Well, actually I'm gonna take some time off while it heals. 2173 01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:30,920 Spend some time with the common folk. 2174 01:55:31,000 --> 01:55:32,500 Learn some about your world, 2175 01:55:32,590 --> 01:55:35,050 about how, maybe, we can learn from each other. 2176 01:55:35,130 --> 01:55:36,760 Number one sign of wisdom: 2177 01:55:36,840 --> 01:55:38,640 Admitting there's always more to learn. 2178 01:55:38,720 --> 01:55:39,970 I'm coming around to it. 2179 01:55:40,050 --> 01:55:41,220 [DOORBELL RINGS] 2180 01:55:42,010 --> 01:55:43,140 I got it. 2181 01:55:47,560 --> 01:55:48,560 Whoa. 2182 01:55:49,350 --> 01:55:50,650 Uh, guys? 2183 01:55:51,440 --> 01:55:52,440 Guys! 2184 01:55:52,520 --> 01:55:54,530 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 2185 01:55:59,910 --> 01:56:00,950 It's the wizard. 2186 01:56:02,740 --> 01:56:04,620 - Oh, my God! - ROSA: No way! 2187 01:56:04,700 --> 01:56:06,330 - Yes. - Look at this guy! 2188 01:56:06,410 --> 01:56:07,750 Look at him, he's so handsome. 2189 01:56:07,830 --> 01:56:09,170 You pimpin' now, what is this? 2190 01:56:09,250 --> 01:56:10,940 - BILLY: You look amazing. - You look great! 2191 01:56:10,960 --> 01:56:13,040 Well, I was in the neighborhood 2192 01:56:13,130 --> 01:56:14,710 and, um, I just wanted to express 2193 01:56:14,800 --> 01:56:17,130 - my gratitude before I go. - [DOORBELL RINGS, POPS] 2194 01:56:17,220 --> 01:56:21,430 Sorry. Doorbell's broken. Actually, everything's broken. 2195 01:56:21,510 --> 01:56:22,970 - [FREDDY CHUCKLES] - Not everything. 2196 01:56:26,100 --> 01:56:27,730 You were just in the neighborhood? 2197 01:56:27,810 --> 01:56:30,150 [CHUCKLES] Okay, I came for the staff. 2198 01:56:30,230 --> 01:56:32,190 Perhaps I will hold onto it for now. 2199 01:56:32,270 --> 01:56:36,150 I also wanted to see your faces one last time 2200 01:56:36,230 --> 01:56:37,940 before I turn into a pile of ash. 2201 01:56:38,030 --> 01:56:39,490 - Wait, what? - No! 2202 01:56:39,570 --> 01:56:41,570 I am making a joke. I have an Uber waiting. 2203 01:56:41,660 --> 01:56:43,450 - And besides... - [CHUCKLES] 2204 01:56:43,530 --> 01:56:46,240 I've been trapped in rocks and prisons for far too long. 2205 01:56:46,330 --> 01:56:48,250 It's time to see your world. 2206 01:56:48,330 --> 01:56:49,920 It's been an honor, 2207 01:56:50,000 --> 01:56:52,580 a privilege, watching you all soar. 2208 01:56:52,670 --> 01:56:54,020 You know, you're not such a bad wizard. 2209 01:56:54,040 --> 01:56:55,420 Thank you, Jeff. 2210 01:56:55,500 --> 01:56:57,260 - [SIGHS] It never ends. - [CHUCKLES] 2211 01:56:58,720 --> 01:56:59,720 BILLY: Also, 2212 01:57:01,180 --> 01:57:02,680 what's my superhero name? 2213 01:57:05,260 --> 01:57:07,560 Your name is... 2214 01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:10,480 Shazam. 2215 01:57:10,560 --> 01:57:11,560 - Of course. - Yeah. 2216 01:57:11,650 --> 01:57:13,650 [ALL AGREEING] 2217 01:57:15,360 --> 01:57:17,610 I still think we can beat it. 2218 01:57:17,690 --> 01:57:19,650 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 2219 01:59:56,940 --> 01:59:58,480 My feet hurt. How much further? 2220 01:59:58,560 --> 01:59:59,770 About ten seconds less 2221 01:59:59,850 --> 02:00:01,360 than the last time you asked me. 2222 02:00:01,440 --> 02:00:02,940 I'm sorry, I just feel like we could 2223 02:00:03,020 --> 02:00:04,280 have parked a little bit closer. 2224 02:00:04,360 --> 02:00:05,520 He doesn't know we're coming, 2225 02:00:05,570 --> 02:00:06,990 and I didn't want to spook him. 2226 02:00:07,070 --> 02:00:09,360 "Spook him." He's a superhero, not a deer. 2227 02:00:09,450 --> 02:00:10,820 All right, let's go. 2228 02:00:10,910 --> 02:00:12,910 And then you can tell Waller that even though 2229 02:00:12,990 --> 02:00:15,220 she thinks this guy could be a good addition to the team, 2230 02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:16,700 we never actually met him 2231 02:00:16,790 --> 02:00:19,170 because you wore shitty walking shoes. 2232 02:00:19,250 --> 02:00:21,080 [CHUCKLES] Okay, first of all, they're boots, 2233 02:00:21,170 --> 02:00:23,040 and they're not shitty, they're new. 2234 02:00:23,130 --> 02:00:26,050 I just haven't had a chance to break them in yet. -Shut up. 2235 02:00:26,130 --> 02:00:29,130 Waller said this guy is as powerful as they come, 2236 02:00:29,220 --> 02:00:30,890 but a little immature. 2237 02:00:30,970 --> 02:00:32,100 Oh, great. 2238 02:00:33,010 --> 02:00:35,520 Whoo! [CHUCKLES] 2239 02:00:40,350 --> 02:00:42,310 [GRUNTING] 2240 02:00:44,480 --> 02:00:46,030 - Billy Batson. - Yeah? 2241 02:00:46,110 --> 02:00:47,780 I mean, no. 2242 02:00:47,860 --> 02:00:49,450 I've never heard that name in my life. 2243 02:00:49,530 --> 02:00:50,920 I don't know who you're talking about. 2244 02:00:50,950 --> 02:00:52,450 But I'd like to meet that person 2245 02:00:52,530 --> 02:00:54,280 'cause they sound super cool. And funny. 2246 02:00:54,370 --> 02:00:57,160 And talented. And ridiculously handsome, 2247 02:00:57,250 --> 02:00:58,710 but, like, in a dangerous way. 2248 02:00:58,790 --> 02:01:00,620 What the hell are you talking about? 2249 02:01:00,710 --> 02:01:02,790 Relax. We know who you are. 2250 02:01:02,880 --> 02:01:05,000 - How? - Don't worry about that. 2251 02:01:06,090 --> 02:01:07,090 Who are you guys? 2252 02:01:07,170 --> 02:01:08,470 Don't worry about that either. 2253 02:01:08,550 --> 02:01:10,300 Look, we've seen what you can do. 2254 02:01:10,380 --> 02:01:12,010 And we're here to make you an offer. 2255 02:01:12,090 --> 02:01:13,140 How would you like to join 2256 02:01:13,220 --> 02:01:14,350 - the Justice... - Yes! 2257 02:01:14,430 --> 02:01:15,850 A thousand times yes! 2258 02:01:15,930 --> 02:01:17,770 Oh, my gosh! I've been dreaming about this! 2259 02:01:17,850 --> 02:01:19,770 Well, I mean, not this exactly. 2260 02:01:19,850 --> 02:01:20,910 Like, normally, it's Wonder Woman 2261 02:01:20,940 --> 02:01:22,100 in the dream, but... 2262 02:01:22,190 --> 02:01:23,610 - Ew. - Huh? 2263 02:01:23,690 --> 02:01:25,820 Well, that was easy. 2264 02:01:25,900 --> 02:01:27,400 Welcome to the Justice Society. 2265 02:01:27,480 --> 02:01:29,440 Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what? 2266 02:01:29,530 --> 02:01:30,780 The Justice Society? 2267 02:01:30,860 --> 02:01:32,260 Is that different than the Justice League? 2268 02:01:32,280 --> 02:01:33,910 Yes. The Justice Society 2269 02:01:33,990 --> 02:01:35,390 is different than the Justice League 2270 02:01:35,450 --> 02:01:37,200 because of how words work. 2271 02:01:37,290 --> 02:01:39,160 I just want to be in the Wonder Woman group. 2272 02:01:39,250 --> 02:01:41,460 - So, that's you guys, right? - No. 2273 02:01:41,540 --> 02:01:43,460 Why are you so obsessed with Wonder Woman, dude? 2274 02:01:43,540 --> 02:01:45,380 He's joking, right? 2275 02:01:45,460 --> 02:01:48,710 - No? - Okay. I'm out. 2276 02:01:48,800 --> 02:01:50,760 I'm gonna wait here, 'cause of the shoes. 2277 02:01:50,840 --> 02:01:52,800 Can you drive by and get me? 2278 02:01:52,880 --> 02:01:55,300 SHAZAM: Hey, just a little constructive criticism. 2279 02:01:55,390 --> 02:01:56,700 It's pretty confusing that there are 2280 02:01:56,720 --> 02:01:58,680 two separate groups of superheroes 2281 02:01:58,770 --> 02:02:00,230 that are totally unaffiliated, 2282 02:02:00,310 --> 02:02:02,310 but both have "Justice" in their name, you know. 2283 02:02:02,390 --> 02:02:04,500 Like, have you guys ever thought about doing a rebranding of sorts? 2284 02:02:04,520 --> 02:02:07,320 'Cause just a quick search on Thesaurus.com, 2285 02:02:07,400 --> 02:02:09,190 you got so many options, man. 2286 02:02:09,280 --> 02:02:12,280 Like, "Authority Society." Eh? 2287 02:02:12,360 --> 02:02:14,030 Uh, uh, "Code Society." That's stupid. 2288 02:02:14,110 --> 02:02:15,490 These are, like, legal terms. 2289 02:02:15,570 --> 02:02:18,660 [GASPS] "The Avenger Society." 2290 02:02:18,740 --> 02:02:20,160 [INHALES SHARPLY] 2291 02:02:20,250 --> 02:02:21,660 I like that, for some reason. 2292 02:02:24,540 --> 02:02:26,500 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 2293 02:02:41,850 --> 02:02:44,020 [MUSIC BUILDS UP] 2294 02:02:50,820 --> 02:02:52,780 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2295 02:02:53,000 --> 02:03:08,000 - Original SUB by Scooby74 - www.opensubtitles.org - Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44 2296 02:06:06,850 --> 02:06:08,810 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 2297 02:07:35,100 --> 02:07:37,060 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 2298 02:08:35,330 --> 02:08:37,330 [DISTANT CHATTERING] 2299 02:08:37,410 --> 02:08:39,370 [UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING] 2300 02:08:54,970 --> 02:08:57,140 [VOICE LAUGHING] 2301 02:08:57,220 --> 02:09:01,230 MISTER MIND: Well, well, Doctor. We meet again. 2302 02:09:01,310 --> 02:09:03,110 Where in the hell have you been? 2303 02:09:03,190 --> 02:09:06,190 MISTER MIND: To implement the perfect plan, Doctor, 2304 02:09:06,280 --> 02:09:08,570 one must have patience. 2305 02:09:08,650 --> 02:09:10,070 What are you talking about? 2306 02:09:11,820 --> 02:09:13,660 It's been two goddamn years! 2307 02:09:13,740 --> 02:09:18,620 Yes. But what is time but a trick of the mind? 2308 02:09:18,700 --> 02:09:20,040 A meaningless measure. 2309 02:09:20,120 --> 02:09:22,710 Hey. I'm 57 years old. 2310 02:09:22,790 --> 02:09:26,000 I'm stuck in a concrete box surrounded by lunatics 2311 02:09:26,090 --> 02:09:28,010 waiting for a worm to enact some, what, 2312 02:09:28,090 --> 02:09:30,550 vague plan I've been told absolutely nothing about? 2313 02:09:30,630 --> 02:09:33,260 It takes me a very long time to get places, okay? 2314 02:09:33,340 --> 02:09:36,100 I do not have legs, I do not have wings, 2315 02:09:36,180 --> 02:09:39,560 I just slither around endlessly. 2316 02:09:39,640 --> 02:09:42,060 But not for long. 2317 02:09:42,140 --> 02:09:43,600 [LAUGHING] 2318 02:09:44,940 --> 02:09:46,570 Tell me everything. 2319 02:09:48,150 --> 02:09:50,190 Just one more thing I need to do. 2320 02:09:50,280 --> 02:09:52,240 What? No! 2321 02:09:53,820 --> 02:09:55,370 Oh, goddamn it! 2322 02:09:55,370 --> 02:10:10,370 - Original SUB by Scooby74 - www.opensubtitles.org - Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44 174332