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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,319 ♪HEY, MR. SUN COME ON AND SHINE ♪ 2 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:17,930 ♪HEY, MR. SUN IT'S PARTY TIME ♪ 3 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:20,498 ♪WE'RE FEELIN' GREAT, YEAH WE'RE FEELIN' FINE ♪ 4 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:23,371 ♪IT'S THAT KIND OF DAY YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 5 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:26,287 ♪HEY, MR. SUN WE'LL BE ON TIME ♪ 6 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:28,941 ♪HEY, MR. SUN YOU'VE GOTTA SHINE ♪ 7 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:31,553 ♪WE'RE FEELIN' GREAT, YEAH WE'RE FEELIN' FINE ♪ 8 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:34,512 ♪IT'S THAT KIND OF DAY 9 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:37,515 ♪WANNA WHISTLE ♪ [ Whistling ] 10 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:40,301 ♪YEAH, YOU'RE FEELIN' LIKE YOU WANNA SING ♪ 11 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,999 ♪FEELIN' HAPPY ♪ [ Whistling ] 12 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:46,524 ♪HAPPY 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THE DAY'S GONNA BRING ♪ 13 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:49,092 ♪HEY, MR. SUN YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME ♪ 14 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:51,747 ♪HEY, MR. SUN THE PLEASURE'S MINE ♪ 15 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:54,532 ♪WE'RE FEELIN' GREAT, YEAH WE'RE FEELIN' FINE ♪ 16 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:57,535 ♪IT'S THAT KIND OF DAY 17 00:00:57,579 --> 00:01:02,801 ♪ 18 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:05,543 ♪WE'RE FEELIN' GREAT, YEAH WE'RE FEELIN' FINE ♪ 19 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:08,546 ♪IT'S THAT KIND OF DAY YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 20 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:13,725 ♪ 21 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:16,554 ♪WE'RE FEELIN' GREAT, YEAH WE'RE FEELIN' FINE ♪ 22 00:01:16,598 --> 00:01:18,426 ♪IT'S THAT KIND OF DAY 23 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:22,517 ♪WANNA WHISTLE ♪ [ Whistling ] 24 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,954 ♪YEAH, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANNA SING ♪ 25 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:28,392 ♪FEELIN' HAPPY ♪ [ Whistling ] 26 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:31,439 ♪HAPPY 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THE DAY'S GONNA BRING ♪ 27 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:34,355 ♪HEY, MR. SUN YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME ♪ 28 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:37,053 ♪HEY, MR. SUN THE PLEASURE'S MINE ♪ 29 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,403 ♪WE'RE FEELIN' GREAT, YEAH WE'RE FEELIN' FINE ♪ 30 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:42,580 ♪IT'S THAT KIND OF DAY YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 31 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:45,235 ♪IT'S THAT KIND OF DAY YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 32 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:49,196 ♪IT'S THAT KIND OF DAY 33 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,998 I SAY, LET'S CALL THE WHOLE INVASION OFF. 34 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:11,000 WHAT DO WE NEED WITH A CRAZY PLANET ? 35 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:13,437 THAT'S NOT IT. WE OWE IT TO THE UNIVERSE. 36 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:16,832 IF THOSE ARE EARTH TEENAGERS, THEY'VE GOT TO CAUSE TROUBLE WHEN THEY GROW UP. 37 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:21,097 YOU PICKED THE BIGGEST GOOF-OFF ON ALL MARS TO BE THE ADVANCE MAN. 38 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:25,188 NATURALLY. HE'S SO STUPID THAT IF HE'S CAPTURED, HE'LL CONFUSE THE ENEMY. 39 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,843 THAT'S PART OF OUR PLAN. HERE HE COMES. 40 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:31,629 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE HIM. I CAN'T STAND HIM ! 41 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:34,806 SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL LEAVE NOW. 42 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:37,026 PLANG. 43 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,246 PLANG. 44 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:51,649 PLANG.PLANG. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF NUT. 45 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:55,610 I CAN'T HELP IT. THIS IS THE WAY EARTH PEOPLE DRESS. 46 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:58,482 I'VE BEEN STUDYING THEIR HABITS FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS. 47 00:02:58,526 --> 00:03:02,312 SO BE IT. KNOW YOUR MISSION ?TO PREPARE THE WAY FOR THE INFILTRATION. 48 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:07,491 GOOD. IN 48 HOURS THEN,BE READY TO MEETTHE FIRST PARTY OF TEN ON EARTH. 49 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,276 PLANG. 50 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:16,544 OOH-YEE-HOO-HOO ! 51 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:04,782 BIG LUNK ?HMM ? 52 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,784 LOOK OVER THERE. 53 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:10,788 DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU THINK OF SOMETHING ? HECK, YEAH. 54 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,790 IT'S TIME FOR VOLLEYBALL PRACTICE ! 55 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,966 COME ON, TEAM. 56 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:17,404 BIG LUNK ! 57 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:23,105 MUSH ! 58 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:29,590 WHAT'D YOU GO AND DO THAT FOR ? 59 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:32,810 IT IS TIME FOR VOLLEYBALL PRACTICE ! 60 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:38,381 I'M NOT ASKING WHY YOU DID IT, I'M TELLING YOU YOU'RE RIGHT AND HE'S WRONG. 61 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,818 THANKS, VIKKI. HOW DO YOU KNOW ? 62 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:45,475 DON'T YOU REMEMBER ? I WENT WITH HIM LAST YEAR. 63 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:48,217 COME ON, GANG, LET'S HEAD FOR THE BEACH AND VOLLEYBALL. 64 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:51,263 AND LEAVE THE GIRLS ?NO. WE NEED VIKKI FOR SETTER. 65 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:55,006 WHAT ABOUT LOVE, ROMANCE, COOL LIPS AND MOONLIGHT ? 66 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:58,445 SOUNDS GREAT. NEVER TRIED PLAYING VOLLEYBALL IN THE MOONLIGHT. 67 00:05:58,488 --> 00:06:01,273 MAYBE WE'LL TRY IT TONIGHT. COME ON. 68 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:11,153 [ Ringing ] 69 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:17,420 [ Coughing ] I'M COMIN', I'M COMIN'. 70 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:20,684 [ Ringing Continues ]ALL RIGHT ! WILL YA-- 71 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,904 I'M COMIN', I TOLD YA. 72 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:26,864 ALL RIGHT, WILL YA ? YEAH ? 73 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:31,042 [ Man ] BOSS, IT'S FLEEGLE.HELLO, FLEEGLE ? WHERE ARE YA ?I'M GETTIN' WATERLOGGED. 74 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:34,350 ARE YOU IN THE BATH TUB ?NO, STUPID, I'M NOT IN THE BATHTUB. 75 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,745 THEN WHERE ARE YOU ?LOOK, FLEEGLE, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY. 76 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:41,313 BUT-- BOSS, I GOT A PROBLEM.NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME ! 77 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:44,752 RIGHT NEXT DOOR IS MORE MONEY THAN YOU AND ME HAS EVER SEEN. 78 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:47,711 BOSS, I--I'M SITTING HERE ON MY BIG RAFT DOING NOTHIN'. 79 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:51,541 WHAT ? STOP STUTTERING.BUT, BOSS-- 80 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:55,327 NOW LOOK, GET THAT INDIAN AND THAT SWEDE AND GET 'EM UP HERE RIGHT AWAY. 81 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:57,460 BOSS, I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.WHAT'S THAT ? 82 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,767 I GOT A FLAT TIRE.SO YA GOT A FLAT ! FIX IT, IDIOT ! 83 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,900 I'M NOT A MECHANIC.WHERE ARE YOU ? 84 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:06,687 SYCAMORE AND VALLEY.YOU KNUCKLEHEAD. YOU'RE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL. 85 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:10,952 WALK UP HERE AND TRY NOT TO ATTRACT ANY ATTENTION. YA HEAR ME ? 86 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:12,867 YEAH, BUT--RIGHT AWAY ! 87 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:16,131 THAT STUPID IDIOT. [ Laughing ] 88 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:18,916 BOSS, THAT'S A LONG WALK UP THE HILL AND IT'S-- 89 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,744 BUT, BUT, BUT--WHAT ? 90 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:23,355 [ Continues Indistinct ] 91 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:37,326 ALL RIGHT, TEAM, LET'S GO. JILDA, SERVE THE WAY I SHOWED YOU. COME ON, BABY. 92 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:40,982 COME ON. JILDA, I-- 93 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:42,897 WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM ? 94 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:46,161 [ Excited Chattering ] 95 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:29,596 OH, YOU'RE ALL LOOKING SO HEALTHY THIS MORNING ! 96 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:32,250 NOW, BREATHE DEEPLY. 97 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:35,950 BECAUSE WE HAVE A NICE WARM SUMMER COMING, 98 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:38,387 AND I WANT TO BRING THE COLOR TO YOUR CHEEKS. 99 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:41,390 OOH ! MMM. 100 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:44,828 HAROLD, CYNTHIA, NOT YET. 101 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:48,571 I SHALL HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, 102 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,834 AND THE TEENAGERS. 103 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:55,404 I KNOW IT TAKES SELF-CONTROL, BUT THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING. 104 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:58,494 NOW, LISTEN TO THE LEAVES RUSTLING, 105 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,584 AND THE BIRDS SINGING. PSST ! 106 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:06,067 - PSST ! - OH, HEAVENS, IS IT POSSIBLE THERE'S A SNAKE IN THE GRASS ? 107 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:10,854 PSST ! UP HERE ! 108 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,987 YOU'RE CASTING SHADOWS ON MY ROSES. 109 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,902 TERRIBLY SORRY. 110 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:18,296 I SHOULD HOPE SO. WHAT IF I WERE HAVING A SUNBATH ? 111 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:23,040 IT'S KINDA EMBARRASSING FOR ME, I MEAN, COMING FROM MARS AND LIKE THAT. 112 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:26,827 BUT MY POWER JET PACK JUST POOPED OUT... RIGHT HERE. 113 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:30,831 - DID YOU SAY FROM MARS ? - YEAH. DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME ? 114 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:33,703 DO YOU BELIEVE I TALK TO FLOWERS ? 115 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,836 WHY, CERTAINLY. WHY NOT ? 116 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:38,055 THEN I BELIEVE THAT YOU COME FROM MARS. 117 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:41,102 I THOUGHT MAYBE IF YOU COULD THROW ME UP A ROPE, YOU COULD PULL ME DOWN. 118 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,844 OH, OH, CERTAINLY. 119 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:58,510 SO, THAT NUTTY ADVANCE MAN OF YOURS MADE CONDUCT. 120 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,904 WITH WHAT ? WHAT'S AN "AUNT WENDY" ? 121 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:04,342 AN AUNT WENDY IS A REASONABLY AVERAGE EARTH ADULT. 122 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:08,085 IF SHE'S AVERAGE, I DON'T SEE WHY WE WANT THE PLACE SO BADLY. 123 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:11,915 OH, GOSH, CONNIE, I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT BIG LUNK ON THE HEAD. 124 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,701 IT HAPPENS. BUT HIS HEAD IS HIS WEAK SPOT. 125 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:17,573 I'LL SAY ! I GUESS THAT BLOWS THE VOLLEYBALL GAME. 126 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,662 VOLLEYBALL ? 127 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:22,665 WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR ? LET'S GET PRACTICING ! 128 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:25,059 LET'S GO, CHAMP ! 129 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:28,149 TEAM, LET'S GET CRACKING. [ Connie ] BIG LUNK ? 130 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:33,545 - AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING ? - OH, YEAH. 131 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,898 YOU CAN SEE BETTER FROM OVER HERE, HONEY. 132 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,161 ALL RIGHT, TEAM, LET'S GO. COME ON, HIT IT. 133 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:43,120 OH ! HIM ! 134 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:46,080 HIM ! DID I TELL YA ? DID I TELL YA RIGHT ? 135 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,517 YEAH, YOU SURE DID TELL US RIGHT, BOSS. 136 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,954 LOOK AT THEM, GETTING FOOTPRINTS ALL OVER OUR BEACH. 137 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:54,175 THAT'S RIGHT, BOSS. FOOTPRINTS ALL OVER EXCEPT WHERE THEY WERE SITTIN'. 138 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:58,570 WE GOTTA CHASE THEM OFF THE BEACH BEFORE THEY GOT IT ALL FOOTPRINTED UP. 139 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,572 AAH ! 140 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:03,097 J.D., YOU AND ALBERTA TAKE THE LEAD. 141 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:06,535 I, ERIC VON ZIPPER, YOUR LEADER, WILL PERSONALLY BRING UP THE REAR. 142 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:08,972 LET'S GO ! 143 00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,940 BIG LUNK ! 144 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,266 THEY GOT THE BOSS ! 145 00:11:55,279 --> 00:12:00,197 BOY, SOMEONE'S GONNA GET IT FOR THIS ! 146 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:03,070 SOMEONE'S REALLY GONNA GET IT. 147 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:08,031 OH, BOY, HE'S GONNA BE MAD. HE HATES FISH. 148 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:11,208 THEY'RE RESPONSIBLE.YEAH ! YOU WAIT TILL HE COMES TO ! 149 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,776 YOU'RE GONNA GET ERIC VON ZIPPER'S REVENGE, BOY ! 150 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,779 I CAN HARDLY WAIT ! 151 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,781 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED ? 152 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:24,221 AS USUAL, NOTHING ! HERE, WHY DON'T YOU BLOW ? 153 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:27,050 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. I TELL YOU I'M A MARTIAN. 154 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:31,054 I TELL YOU THERE'LL BE TEN MORE LIKE ME IN 48 HOURS. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO YOU ? 155 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:33,709 FORTY-EIGHT HOURS ? THAT'S TWO DAYS. 156 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,668 NOW, NOW, KEEP STILL, DEAR. PLEASE. 157 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:39,715 YOU DON'T BELIEVE I'M FROM MARS, RIGHT ?I BELIEVE. 158 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,805 I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU. THIS IS MY TRANSDUCER. 159 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:46,635 [ Gasps ] OH, WE DON'T USE WORDS LIKE THAT IN THIS HOUSE, DEAR. 160 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:50,204 YOU'RE JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR BIG LUNK'S LAST YEAR'S CLOTHES. 161 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:53,816 A TRANSDUCER IS WHAT YOU EARTH PEOPLE CALL A RAY GUN. 162 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,427 OH, YES, I KNOW. BIG LUNK USED TO PLAY WITH THEM... 163 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,821 BEFORE HE DISCOVERED THE POGO STICK. 164 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:02,129 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT CAN DO. 165 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,264 OH ! ISN'T THAT NICE ? 166 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:11,312 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF BECOMING A MAGICIAN ? ON THE STAGE ? IN VAUDEVILLE ? 167 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,880 YOU'D LOOK VERY HANDSOME IN A TUXEDO. 168 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,143 LISTEN, WE'RE GONNA TAKE OVER ! 169 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:20,756 YES, I KNOW. YOUNG PEOPLE EVENTUALLY DO. 170 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,324 WHAT A WONDERFUL COLOR WITH YOUR EYES. 171 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,500 I'LL SHOW YOU EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 172 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,894 YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND WAIT A MINUTE. 173 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:30,331 YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ON A MAGIC SHOW FOR ME ? 174 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:33,551 YEAH, I'M GONNA PUT ON A MAGIC SHOW FOR YA. 175 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,945 THIS IS MY TELEPORTER. 176 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:39,166 IT LOOKS VERY CONVENIENT. IS IT A KIND OF RADIO ? 177 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:43,083 NOW, WITH THIS, I CAN SEND ANYTHING I WANT DIRECTLY TO MARS... 178 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:47,522 IN ONE HUNDRED-THOUSANDTHOF A MILLISECONDMERELY BY ADJUSTING THESE DIALS. 179 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:50,307 CAN YOU NOW ? WHAT DO THEY NEED ? 180 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:53,615 - THEY DON'T NEED ANYTHING. - WELL, WHY SEND IT TO THEM ? 181 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:04,365 - THE SIGN'S IN THERE, RIGHT ? - RIGHT. 182 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:07,324 NOW, I TURN THE TELEPORTER ON, 183 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:10,327 POSITION THE FUNCTION DIAL TO "TRANSMIT," 184 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:13,200 UM, SET THE TIME LAPSE TO ZERO. 185 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,985 NOW, WATCH. 186 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,205 [ Beeping ] 187 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:23,384 I HAVE JUST SENT THE BUS STOP SIGN TO MARS ! 188 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:27,736 HOW WONDERFUL ! DO THEY HAVE BUSES THERE ? 189 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:31,609 - NO. - WELL, WHY DO YOU SEND IT THERE THEN ? 190 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:35,309 THEY WON'T DO ANYTHING WITH THE BUS STOP SIGN. 191 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,181 DON'T WORRY, DEAR. YOU DID A VERY NICE TRICK. 192 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:41,315 AND I'M DELIGHTED TO GET THAT OLD SIGN OUT OF THE ROOM. 193 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,926 LISTEN, I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 194 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:47,930 THERE'S GOING TO BE AN INVASION OF A WHOLE ARMY OF OTHERS JUST LIKE ME ! 195 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,367 OH, ISN'T THAT NICE. 196 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:54,241 BUT I SUGGEST YOU GET HOTEL RESERVATIONS. SUMMERS AT THE BEACH CAN BE AWFUL. 197 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:58,245 PEOPLE COME FROM ALL OVER. YOUR FRIENDS WON'T BE ABLE TO GET ROOMS. 198 00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:02,162 LOOK, JUST BY REVERSING THE PROCESS, 199 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,338 I SET THIS DIAL TO "RECEIVE." 200 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:08,777 I SET THE TIME LAPSE TO WHATEVER TIME I WANT... 201 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,432 AND WHOEVER IS IN THE RECEIVING AREA ON MARS, EVENTUALLY IT WILL BE AN ARMY, 202 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:14,609 WILL MATERIALIZE ONE BY ONE IN THERE ! 203 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:19,570 OH, GOOD ! WE HAVE A LOT OF VERY NICE UNATTACHED GIRLS AROUND HERE. 204 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:23,966 AND I WOULD BE HAPPYTO INTRODUCE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDSTO ANY OF MY YOUNG FRIENDS. 205 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:28,405 BY THE WAY, HOW DO I INTRODUCE YOU ?PLEASANTLY, I HOPE. 206 00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,973 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?GO GO. 207 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,584 I BEG YOUR PARDON ?GO GO. 208 00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:38,372 GO GO ? OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. I SHALL CALL YOU GEORGE. 209 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:42,463 YOU FOLLOW ME DOWN TOTHE POOL HOUSE AND WE'LL GET YOUINTO A PROPER SWIMSUIT... 210 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:46,293 AND OUT OF THATFOOLISH-LOOKING USHER'S UNIFORM. 211 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,382 WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT ? 212 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:51,994 [ Tapping Parasol ] GEORGE, ARE YOU COMING ? 213 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,822 GEORGE ? 214 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,085 THAT'S ME ! 215 00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:01,264 ♪ [ Rock And Roll ] 216 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:13,929 ♪ 217 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,236 ♪ [ Rock And Roll Continues ] 218 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:54,769 [ Everyone Yelling ] 219 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:32,372 WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS FOR ?I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DO 'EM, I LIKE 'EM SENSATION. 220 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:36,811 SINCE YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAKTO HER, GET THAT BLONDE HEREWHILE I GO LOOKING FOR THE BOSS. 221 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,814 UGH.DON'T USE THAT WORD NO MORE. I DON'T LIKE IT. 222 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,208 YOO-HOO ! BOSS ! BOSS ! 223 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,431 COWABONGA ! MAKE CHOP-CHOP. 224 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:53,219 YOO-HOO ! BOSS ? MR. HULK ! YOO-- 225 00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,574 OH. WE GO IN HOUSE. 226 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:05,405 MR. HULK TELL YOU WHAT ROOM, THEN YOU TAKE-UM BATH. FOLLOW ME. 227 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,432 JA, JA, JA. 228 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:41,484 ♪ [ Rock And Roll ] 229 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,924 ♪OUT WHERE THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT ALL DAY ♪ 230 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:52,974 ♪DOWN THE COAST TOWARD MALIBU WAY ♪ 231 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,631 ♪THAT'S WHERE WE DANCE THAT'S WHERE WE SWIM ♪ 232 00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:00,547 ♪WHERE THERE'S A HER FOR EVERY HIM ♪ 233 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:05,334 ♪'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE AMONG THE YOUNG ♪ 234 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:09,208 ♪SUNTANNED BOYS IN SURFER PANTS ♪ 235 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,909 ♪TEACHING ALL THE GIRLS THE LATEST DANCE ♪ 236 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:19,653 ♪WE WALK THE DOG WE DO THE TWIST ♪ 237 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,699 ♪WE DO THE SWIM IT GOES LIKE THIS ♪ 238 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:28,139 ♪'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE AMONG THE YOUNG ♪ 239 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:56,124 ♪GIRLS IN BIKINIS STEAL THE SHOW ♪ 240 00:20:56,167 --> 00:21:02,348 ♪YEAH, WALKIN' DOWN THE BEACH TO AND FRO ♪ 241 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,741 ♪IT'S SUMMERTIME WE HAVE A BALL ♪ 242 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:07,788 ♪WE LIVE IT UP TILL THE FALL ♪ 243 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:12,749 ♪'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE AMONG THE YOUNG ♪ 244 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:16,797 ♪AMONG THE YOUNG 245 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,582 ♪THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE AMONG THE VERY YOUNG ♪ 246 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:22,368 ♪THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE AMONG THE VERY YOUNG ♪ 247 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:26,720 ♪THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE AMONG THE YOUNG ♪ 248 00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:29,940 ♪'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY 249 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:33,161 ♪THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE 250 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:36,599 ♪AMONG THE YOUNG 251 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:46,653 YEAH ![ Applauding ] 252 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:48,959 [ Applause Continues ] 253 00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:51,005 MUSH ! 254 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:03,887 HELLO ? 255 00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:21,296 [ Clock Bonging ] 256 00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:29,217 SO WE MADE A SLIGHT MISTAKE. I THOUGHT THAT HOUSE NEXT DOOR WAS YOURS. 257 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,654 I GUESS THEY'RE STILL THERE. [ Laughs ] 258 00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:34,309 [ Laughs ] YOU NITWIT BIRDBRAIN ! 259 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,704 THAT'S THE HOUSE WHERE WE'RE WORKING THE SCAM, AND I HOPE FOR YOUR SAKE, 260 00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:40,663 THE BLONDE DON'T RUN INTO THE OLD LADY'S NEPHEW, BIG LUNK. 261 00:22:40,707 --> 00:22:43,884 IF SHE DOES, IT COULD BLOW THE WHOLE MASTER PLAN. 262 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,799 OW ! MASTER PLAN. 263 00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:47,888 THAT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE, RIGHT, BOSS ? 264 00:22:47,931 --> 00:22:51,892 LISTEN AND I'LL GIVE YOU A RUNDOWN OF THE WHOLE MASTER PLAN. 265 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:55,069 WE RENTED THIS HOUSE BECAUSE OF THE OLD TOMATO NEXT DOOR, 266 00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:59,465 AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN TO THE TEENAGER ELEMENT OF THE COMMUNITY AS "AUNT WENDY." 267 00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:03,338 YOU GONNA SQUEEZE MY NOSE AGAIN IF I ASK A QUESTION ?NO. WHAT IS IT ? 268 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,123 WHO IS AUNT WENDY ? AND WHAT THE HECK ARE WE DOING HERE ? 269 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:10,040 AUNT WENDY HAPPENS TO RUN THE MOST EXPENSIVE DRESS SHOP IN THIS TOWN. 270 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,086 SHE SELLS ONLY TO TEENAGERS. 271 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:16,264 SHE LOSES MONEY ON EVERY DRESS SHE SELLS, SO HOW DOES SHE STAY ALIVE ? 272 00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:18,266 VOLUME ?WRONG ! 273 00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:21,051 KEEP HITTING ME LIKE THAT AND I'M GONNA HEAR BIRDS. 274 00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:24,664 AUNT WENDY'S HUSBAND DIED 20 YEARS AGO. HE WAS A MILLIONAIRE. 275 00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:27,536 ONLY HE DIDN'T LEAVE NO DOUGH IN THE BANK. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO YOU ? 276 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:30,060 I DON'T KNOW, BUT WHATEVER YOU SAY, I AGREE. 277 00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:35,065 I'LL TELL YOU. IT MEANS THERE'S MILLIONS OF BUCKS OF CASH HIDDEN IN THAT HOUSE. 278 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:39,461 EVERY TWO WEEKS, THAT OLD DING-A-LING SENDS HER BEETLE-BROWED NEPHEW, 279 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:44,466 WHO GOES BY THE SUSPICIOUS NAME OF BIG LUNK, TO THE BANK WITH 25 GRAND. 280 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:48,862 THAT'S TO MAKE UP THE DEFICIT OF THE DRESS SHOP. NOW, DO YOU GET THE PICTURE ? 281 00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:52,082 YEAH, WE BUST IN, FIND THE DOUGH AND BLAST OFF, RIGHT ? 282 00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:55,869 WRONG ! WE DON'T USE BRUTE FORCE. WE USE BRAINS ! 283 00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:59,873 REMEMBER ? WHO'S THE KING OF THE CON MEN ?YOU, BOSS. 284 00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:02,702 J. SINISTER HULK HIMSELF. 285 00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:04,181 YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 286 00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:07,489 NOW THEN, OBVIOUSLY THAT MIDDLE-AGED FRUITCAKE... 287 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:10,971 AIN'T GONNA SHOW US WHERE SHE STASHED THE LOOT, RIGHT ?WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS. 288 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:15,758 NOW WHAT DO WE DO ? WE ATTACK THE WEAKEST LINK, "BIG LUNK." 289 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:18,500 "BIG LINK" ?BIG LUNK ! 290 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,633 AAH ! 291 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,820 MMMMM ! 292 00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:36,170 MMMMM. 293 00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:41,958 HI ![ Screams ] 294 00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:44,178 REALLY, I-- 295 00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:46,746 [ Screaming Continues ] 296 00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:50,837 THEY LIKE TO BE FORMALLY INTRODUCED. 297 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,013 [ Crashing Noise ] 298 00:24:57,583 --> 00:25:00,760 [ Screaming ] [ Clock Bonging ] 299 00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:05,025 [ Screaming ] 300 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:11,031 HEY, YOU FORGOT THIS ! 301 00:25:17,037 --> 00:25:19,169 BOSS ! BOSS ! THEY'RE COMING ! 302 00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:21,781 SEE ? I TOLD YOU NOT TO WORRY. 303 00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:26,481 GIMME THOSE OPERA GLASSES BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF. 304 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,831 [ Screaming ] 305 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:32,661 OH, YEAH, THAT'S MY BLONDE, ALL RIGHT. 306 00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:36,230 ME GOOD INDIAN ! ME SURRENDER. 307 00:25:43,063 --> 00:25:46,893 STOP ! STOP ! YOU FORGOT YOUR BRUSH ! 308 00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:51,462 THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL AN INTELLIGENCE OFFICER ? THAT'S WHAT I CALL A NUT ! 309 00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:55,858 I CALL HIM A NUT TOO, BUT LOOK HOW NICELY HE FITS IN ON EARTH, CHASING INDIANS AND BLONDES. 310 00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:58,078 HE'S SO STUPID, HE'LL PROBABLY CATCH THE INDIAN. 311 00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:02,648 CONNIE, HOW ARE YOU, MY DEAR ? 312 00:26:02,691 --> 00:26:06,042 FINE, I GUESS. 313 00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:08,479 NO, I'M NOT. I'M JUST MISERABLE. 314 00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:11,526 IT'S THE BIG LUNK OF A NEPHEW OF MINE, ISN'T IT ? 315 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:15,008 YEAH.HE'S JUST A GREAT BIG CLOWN, 316 00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:17,706 AND HE DOESN'T KNOW A GOOD THING WHEN HE SEES IT. 317 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,926 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 318 00:26:19,969 --> 00:26:24,060 YOU'RE LOVELY, INTELLIGENT, AND A DEAR, SWEET GIRL. 319 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:26,889 SOMEHOW IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ENOUGH. 320 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,065 I HAVE IT !WHAT ? 321 00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:33,113 THE SOLUTION. WE'LL MAKE HIM JEALOUS. 322 00:26:33,156 --> 00:26:36,899 WITH WHO ? OR IS IT "WITH WHOM" ? 323 00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:42,470 DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT HE'S COMING DOWN THE BEACH. 324 00:26:42,513 --> 00:26:46,866 IS HE NICE-LOOKING ?HE'S POSITIVELY HANDSOME. 325 00:26:46,909 --> 00:26:48,955 WHAT SHOULD I-- 326 00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:53,046 THIS AFTERNOON I'LL BE AT MY SHOP. YOU ASK HIM TO DRIVE YOU THERE. 327 00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:57,572 I'VE GOT A NEW DRESS FOR YOU TO TRY ON THAT'LL KNOCK HIS EYES OUT. 328 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,053 GUARANTEED... DATE BAIT. 329 00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:02,098 BUT, BUT, BUT-- 330 00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:06,276 STOP SPUTTERING LIKE A MOTORBOAT, AND TRY TO LOOK SEDUCTIVE. 331 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,322 OH, THERE YOU ARE, MY DEAR GEORGE ! 332 00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:11,760 GEORGE ? OH, YES, GEORGE. MY NAME IS GEORGE. 333 00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:13,719 MY NAME IS GEORGE.OH, SILLY BOY ! 334 00:27:13,762 --> 00:27:16,286 [ Wendy ] OF COURSE I KNOW. WHAT'S THAT ? 335 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:19,899 WHERE DID YOU GET IT ?I WENT BACK TO THE HOUSE TO GET A SHIRT. 336 00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:23,119 THERE WAS SOMEONE IN THE BATHROOM, AND SHE DROPPED THIS. 337 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:26,079 HUH ? OH, DEAR. ARE YOU SURE YOU WERE IN THE RIGHT HOUSE ? 338 00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:29,386 I'M CERTAIN. THIS PERSON APPEARED TO BE WASHING HERSELF. 339 00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:32,346 THEN SHE HIT ME WITH A WET SPONGE AND STARTED RUNNING. 340 00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:36,393 AN AMERICAN INDIAN WITH A TOMAHAWK STARTED CHASING HER INTO THE BUSHES. 341 00:27:36,437 --> 00:27:39,005 I RAN AFTER THEM, BUT THEY DISAPPEARED. 342 00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:40,659 [ Clears Throat ] 343 00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:46,316 [ Whispering ] THIS KID IS A KOOK ! 344 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:50,581 NO, DEAR, NOT A KOOK. HE'S A MARTIAN. 345 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:54,194 A MARTIAN ?YES, FROM MARS. 346 00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:58,111 - BOTH YOU BIRDS BELONG IN A CLOCK ! - [ Clears Throat ] 347 00:27:58,154 --> 00:28:00,809 FORGIVE ME, GEORGE. 348 00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:04,552 MAY I INTRODUCE CONNIE ?HOW DO YOU DO ? 349 00:28:04,595 --> 00:28:07,207 WHOA ! 350 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:09,165 THANK YOU. 351 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:11,254 SURE, SURE. 352 00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:16,346 HOW NICE. I KNOW THE TWO OF YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE EACH OTHER. 353 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:19,219 BE SURE TO COME TO MY SHOP THIS AFTERNOON. 354 00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:23,440 SHOP THIS AFTERNOON ! YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO SHOP THIS AFTERNOON... 355 00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:25,616 IF YOU HADN'T MESSED THINGS UP. 356 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,141 WHAT MESS UP ?WHAT KIND OF INDIAN ARE YOU ? 357 00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:30,621 FIRST YOU GET LOST ON THE FREEWAY, 358 00:28:30,665 --> 00:28:33,146 THEN YOU GO TO THE WRONG HOUSE, AND YOU LET HER TAKE A BATH. 359 00:28:33,189 --> 00:28:37,237 NO CAN STOP HER ONCE SHE MAKE-UM UP MIND TO TAKE BATH. 360 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,152 OH, JA, JA, JA. 361 00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:41,981 JA, JA, JA. WILL YOU TURN HER OFF ? 362 00:28:42,024 --> 00:28:43,634 JA, JA, JA-- 363 00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:46,812 HOW CAN A MAN RUN AN ORGANIZATION... 364 00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:49,597 WHEN HE'S SURROUNDED BY STUPID INCOMPETENTS ? 365 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,774 - I DON'T KNOW, BOSS. HOW ? - YOU SHUT UP. 366 00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:55,037 AND YOU TAKE HER INTO TOWN TO THAT DRESS SHOP I TOLD YOU ABOUT... 367 00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:57,387 THAT THAT AUNT WENDY FLIP RUNS. 368 00:28:57,431 --> 00:29:00,826 THE KIDS DIG HER STUFF. AND WHATEVER SHE SPENDS, I'LL TAKE OUT OF YOUR SALARY. 369 00:29:00,869 --> 00:29:02,697 COWABONGA ! 370 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,265 YOU BET YOUR FAT FEATHERS, COWABONGA ! 371 00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:08,834 AND YOU, WILL YOU SIT DOWN SOMEPLACE AND TRY TO KEEP OUTTA TROUBLE ? 372 00:29:08,877 --> 00:29:13,839 SURE, BOSS. YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CHAIR LIKE THIS ?NO, STUPID, ONE'S ENOUGH. 373 00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:16,406 WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TURN THIS ? 374 00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:18,669 [ Chuckles ] AAH ! 375 00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:25,067 [ Groaning ]BOSS, SPEAK TO ME. 376 00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:29,898 NO CAN SPEAK. KISKAS SQUASHED.THE WHOLE THING WAS AN ACCIDENT. 377 00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:33,641 BEING AN INTELLIGENCE OFFICER, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD AUNT WENDY, BUT I AM FROM MARS. 378 00:29:33,684 --> 00:29:35,643 AND I'M FROM VENUS. 379 00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:38,907 HERE, DO MY BACK.IT LOOKS DONE. 380 00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:41,083 VENUS, THAT'S STRANGE. 381 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:44,217 MOST OF THE GIRLS I MET FROM VENUS WERE GREEN AND HAD GILLS. 382 00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:46,219 LOVELY CREATURES. 383 00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:48,264 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU EARTH PEOPLE... 384 00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:51,267 AFTER ALL THE STUDYING I'VE DONE OF EARTH HABITS. 385 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:54,140 MMM. EARTH HABITS ? 386 00:29:54,183 --> 00:29:58,100 CUSTOMS, IDIOMS. TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO !WE DON'T SAY THAT ANYMORE. 387 00:29:58,144 --> 00:30:00,494 COWABONGA ?SOME OF US SAY THAT. 388 00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:04,454 GEORGE WASHINGTON, ABRAHAM LINCOLN, MICKEY MANTLE, 389 00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:07,718 FRANKIE AVALON--YOU CERTAINLY HAVE A WELL-ROUNDED EDUCATION. 390 00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:11,287 AND YOU HAVE A WELL-ROUNDED--WHAT ? 391 00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:14,116 [ Muttering ][ Laughing ] 392 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,553 [ Muffled Chatter ] 393 00:30:16,597 --> 00:30:19,339 ALL RIGHT. YOU GOTTA CAUSE DISASTERS, HUH ? 394 00:30:19,382 --> 00:30:23,082 NOW, NO MORE DISASTERS. SURE ! SURE ! MUMBLE, MUMBLE. 395 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:26,128 RIGHT, CUTIE ? JA, JA. 396 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:28,130 COWABONGA. CAR READY. 397 00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:31,481 LISTEN, FEATHERBRAIN, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS YELLOW-TOP CANARY... 398 00:30:31,525 --> 00:30:34,093 INTO THAT DRESS SHOP IN TOWN THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT. 399 00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:37,705 NOW, NO ACCIDENTS, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET LOST THIS TIME, UNDERSTAND ? 400 00:30:37,748 --> 00:30:40,534 CHIEF ROTTEN EAGLE NEVER GET LOST. 401 00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:43,276 SOMETIMES HE NOT KNOW WHERE HE IS, BUT NEVER LOST. 402 00:30:43,319 --> 00:30:45,191 JA, JA, JA. 403 00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:49,325 JA, JA, JA. NOW, GET GOIN'. 404 00:30:49,369 --> 00:30:52,502 AND WHEN YOU'RE IN TOWN KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THAT BIG LUNK KID. 405 00:30:52,546 --> 00:30:54,896 IF YOU SEE HIM, SIC HELGA ON HIM, GOT-UM ? 406 00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:59,335 GOT-UM. HOW CHIEF ROTTEN EAGLE KNOW BIG LUNK WHEN HE SEE HIM ? 407 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:04,340 THAT'S EASY. HE'S ALWAYS WEARIN' THIS GOOFY BROAD-BILLED RED BASEBALL CAP. 408 00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:08,779 GOT-UM. GOOFY BROAD... RED BASEBALL CAP. 409 00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:12,305 [ Muttering ] 410 00:31:12,348 --> 00:31:15,351 FORGET IT ! IT'S GONNA DO YA NO GOOD. 411 00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:18,311 YOU'RE GONNA STAY TIED UP LIKE THAT FOR QUITE A WHILE.[ Groaning ] 412 00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,617 YOU KNOW SOMETHING ? YOU'RE ACCIDENT PRONE. 413 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,664 [ Laughing ] 414 00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:31,193 BIG LUNK, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T MIND LOANING ME YOUR CAR ? 415 00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:34,196 OF COURSE NOT. ANYTHING YOU WANT. 416 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,807 YOU KNOW I'M WAITING FOR ANOTHER BOY. 417 00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:40,159 GOOD ! GOOD ! THEN YOU WON'T BE LONESOME. 418 00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:42,988 WHAT IF HE MAKES A PASS AT ME WHILE WE'RE DRIVING ? 419 00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:46,774 MAKES A PASS ? AT YOU ? HA. 420 00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:51,605 OH, IF YOU DON'T THINK--I TRUST YOU, HONEY. YOU'RE A BUDDY. 421 00:31:51,648 --> 00:31:54,086 WELL, THAT DOES IT ! 422 00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:58,177 HEY ! 423 00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:02,572 ISN'T THAT MY SPORT COAT ? MY SLACKS ! AND MY SHOES ! 424 00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:05,227 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. YOUR AUNT SAID YOU WOULDN'T MIND. 425 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:09,449 OH, MY CLOTHES, MY CAR, MY GIRL. 426 00:32:09,492 --> 00:32:11,973 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE ? 427 00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:14,410 WELL, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, 428 00:32:14,454 --> 00:32:17,196 I'VE NEVER SEEN A HAT LIKE THAT BEFORE. 429 00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:25,247 [ Von Zipper ] HARRY, YOU LIKE THIS SIDECAR ? 430 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:27,597 JEROME, WHEN WE ATTACH IT, YOU'RE MY CHAUFFEUR. 431 00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:30,383 YOU SURE GOTTA HAND IT TO THAT ERIC VON ZIPPER. 432 00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:32,689 YEAH, IF YOU DON'T, HE'LL TAKE IT FROM YOU ANYWAY. 433 00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:34,691 MAN ! IS THIS GREAT ? IS THIS GREAT ? 434 00:32:34,735 --> 00:32:36,824 J.D., LISTEN, 435 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:40,610 HOW AM I GONNA RECOGNIZE THAT KID THAT'S THE LEADER OF THEM VOLLEYBALL KIDS ? 436 00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:43,874 OH, HE ALWAYS WEARS THAT DOPEY BROAD-BILLED RED BASEBALL HAT. 437 00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:47,400 YEAH ? HIM I WANT FIRST. THE KID WITH THE DOPEY BROAD-- 438 00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:51,056 [ Everyone ] BILLED--I CAN SAY IT. 439 00:32:51,099 --> 00:32:54,015 THE KID WITH THE DOPEY-- WITH THE RED BASEBALL CAP. 440 00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:57,149 RIGHT ?[ Everyone ] RIGHT ! 441 00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:11,511 YOU'RE STARING AT ME.I KNOW. 442 00:33:11,554 --> 00:33:14,340 THAT'S RUDE.I'M SORRY. 443 00:33:16,516 --> 00:33:20,650 WHEN YOU MET ME, DID YOU FEEL SOMETHING... FUNNY IN HERE ? 444 00:33:20,694 --> 00:33:23,479 BOYS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THAT. 445 00:33:23,523 --> 00:33:26,874 OH. I'M NOT SURE OF THE RULES YET. 446 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:29,050 I FELT SOMETHING FUNNY... 447 00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:34,055 LIKE, LIKE I WENT ALL SOFT INSIDE. 448 00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,492 ARE YOU FOR REAL ?WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 449 00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:45,762 IT'S THE THINGS YOU SAY. IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER WORLD. 450 00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:48,156 DID AUNT WENDY TELL YOU ?TELL ME WHAT ? 451 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:52,378 THAT I'M FROM MARS. I AM, YOU KNOW.I CAN BELIEVE IT. 452 00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:56,338 CAN YOU ? I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME THAT YOU DO. 453 00:33:56,382 --> 00:33:59,472 TELL ME, DO PEOPLE... GET MARRIED THERE ? 454 00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:02,518 CERTAINLY. WE GET NUMBERS. 455 00:34:02,562 --> 00:34:05,565 AND WHEN THE CENTRAL COMMITTEE FEELS WE'RE RIPE, WE HAVE A LOTTERY... 456 00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:08,481 AND EACH BOY GETS THE GIRL WHOSE NUMBER HE HOLDS. 457 00:34:08,524 --> 00:34:11,310 OH, THAT SOUNDS REAL ROMANTIC ! 458 00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:14,530 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED INSIDE ME. WHAT ? 459 00:34:14,574 --> 00:34:19,100 I SAID TO MYSELF, "WHEN THE NUMBERS ARE PASSED OUT, I HOPE I WIN HER." 460 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:21,102 OH, BROTHER ! 461 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:23,757 ARE YOU ANGRY AT ME ? 462 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:29,241 I DON'T THINK SO. YOU'RE A FLIP, BUT A SWEET ONE, I THINK. 463 00:34:39,555 --> 00:34:43,951 ♪THERE HAS TO BE A REASON ♪ 464 00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:48,564 ♪FOR EVERY LITTLE THING 465 00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:53,003 ♪THERE HAS TO BE A SUMMER ♪ 466 00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:57,225 ♪TO FOLLOW EVERY SPRING 467 00:34:57,269 --> 00:35:01,838 ♪THERE HAS TO BE A REASON ♪ 468 00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:06,147 ♪FOR EVERY NIGHT AND DAY 469 00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:09,846 ♪THERE HAS TO BE A REASON ♪ 470 00:35:09,890 --> 00:35:15,809 ♪JUST WHY I FEEL THIS WAY ♪ 471 00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:18,464 ♪AS A MATTER OF FACT 472 00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:21,380 ♪IT'S EASY TO SEE 473 00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:24,644 ♪IT'S REALLY NOTHING NEW ♪ 474 00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:29,431 ♪IT'S A NATURAL ACT PLAIN AS CAN BE ♪ 475 00:35:29,475 --> 00:35:33,000 ♪IT'S WHY THERE'S ME AND YOU ♪ 476 00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:37,787 ♪THERE HAS TO BE A REASON ♪♪THERE HAS TO BE A REASON 477 00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:42,270 ♪AS SURE AS NIGHT AND DAY ♪♪AS SURE AS NIGHT AND DAY 478 00:35:42,314 --> 00:35:46,622 ♪I KNOW YOU'RE THE REASON ♪AND I KNOW YOU'RE THE REASON ♪ 479 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,842 [ Together ] ♪WHY I FEEL THIS WAY 480 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:54,021 ♪AS A MATTER OF FACT 481 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:56,632 ♪IT'S EASY TO SEE 482 00:35:56,676 --> 00:36:00,288 ♪IT'S REALLY NOTHING NEW ♪ 483 00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:05,119 ♪IT'S A NATURAL ACT PLAIN AS CAN BE ♪ 484 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:08,644 ♪IT'S WHY THERE'S ME AND YOU ♪ 485 00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:13,040 ♪THERE HAS TO BE A REASON ♪♪THERE HAS TO BE A REASON 486 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:17,697 ♪AS SURE AS NIGHT AND DAY ♪♪AS SURE AS NIGHT AND DAY 487 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:21,614 ♪I KNOW YOU'RE THE REASON ♪AND I KNOW YOU'RE THE REASON ♪ 488 00:36:21,657 --> 00:36:25,922 [ Together ] ♪WHY I FEEL THIS WAY 489 00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:31,058 ♪AND I KNOW YOU'RE THE REASON ♪♪I KNOW YOU'RE THE REASON 490 00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:35,105 [ Together ] ♪WHY I FEEL THIS WAY 491 00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:45,507 HEY, CHIEF ? HEY, CHIEF ? [ Von Zipper ] WHAT ? 492 00:36:45,551 --> 00:36:47,640 I THINK WE GOT ONE.ARE YOU SURE, ROBERT ? 493 00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:52,079 POSITIVE, AND WE GOT THE LEADER.THE CAT WITH THE DOPEYBROAD-BILLED RED BASEBALL HAT. 494 00:36:52,122 --> 00:36:56,083 OH, HE'S THE ONE I WANT. HE IS PERSONALLY GONNA GET VON ZIPPER'S REVENGE. 495 00:36:56,126 --> 00:36:58,564 I WILL SHOW HIM NO MERCY. I WILL STOMP ON HIM. 496 00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:00,870 I WILL BREAK HIM IN HALF. I WILL EVEN BREAK HIS GLASSES. 497 00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:03,090 BOSS, BOSS ?WHAT ? 498 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:07,703 THEY'RE GETTIN' A HEAD START ON US, AND IF YOU WANNA CATCH 'EM, WE GOTTA HURRY. 499 00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:13,100 WHAT ARE YOU MAKING A SPEECH ? LET'S GET THEM ! GET OFF THE BIKE ! 500 00:37:13,143 --> 00:37:15,276 COME ON, LET'S GO !HE'S ON MY BIKE ! 501 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,713 WILL YOU GET OFF HIS BIKE ? GET ON YOUR OWN BIKE ! 502 00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:21,369 DON'T YOU KNOW-- JEROME, YOU'RE DRIVING. 503 00:37:21,413 --> 00:37:24,242 READY ? 504 00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:40,736 ♪GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES MAY WE PRESENT ♪ 505 00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:43,739 ♪FASHIONS TO PLEASE YOU THAT IS OUR INTENT ♪ 506 00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:47,395 ♪FIRST MAY WE SHOW FOR THAT WALTZ 'ROUND THE TOWN ♪ 507 00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:50,964 ♪THE LATEST THING IN MILADY'S EVENING GOWN ♪ 508 00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:55,751 ♪ [ Rock And Roll ] 509 00:37:55,795 --> 00:37:58,537 ♪WAIT A MINUTE NOW SOMETHING'S WRONG ♪ 510 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,930 ♪THAT KIND OF DANCING JUST DOESN'T BELONG ♪ 511 00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:03,933 ♪IN MY DAY WE NEVER DID IT THAT WAY ♪ 512 00:38:03,977 --> 00:38:06,719 ♪IN MY DAY WE USED TO SWING AND SWAY ♪ 513 00:38:06,762 --> 00:38:09,025 ♪IN MY DAY WE NEVER DID IT THIS WAY ♪ 514 00:38:09,069 --> 00:38:12,551 ♪WHERE DID I GO WRONG 515 00:38:12,594 --> 00:38:17,207 ♪NOW BACK TO THE SHOW A PLAYSUIT THAT'S NEW ♪ 516 00:38:17,251 --> 00:38:20,602 ♪IT'S DARING AND BOLD AND JUST MEANT FOR YOU ♪ 517 00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:28,393 ♪HOLD EVERYTHING I KNOW THAT'S WRONG ♪ 518 00:38:28,436 --> 00:38:30,743 ♪WON'T YOU TELL ME NOW WHAT'S GOING ON ♪ 519 00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:33,354 ♪IN MY DAY WE NEVER DID IT THAT WAY ♪ 520 00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:36,270 ♪IN MY DAY WE USED TO SWING AND SWAY ♪ 521 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,968 ♪IN MY DAY WE NEVER DID IT THIS WAY ♪ 522 00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:43,364 ♪WHERE DID I GO WRONG 523 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:46,628 ♪NOW ON WITH THE SHOW IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS ♪ 524 00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:50,066 ♪I KNOW YOU'LL ENJOY THIS LOVELY PARTY DRESS ♪ 525 00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:57,596 ♪STOP THIS MINUTE NOW THAT'S ALL WRONG ♪ 526 00:38:57,639 --> 00:38:59,815 ♪THAT'S A PARTY DRESS NOT A SARONG ♪ 527 00:38:59,859 --> 00:39:02,601 ♪IN MY DAY WE NEVER DID IT THAT WAY ♪ 528 00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:06,256 ♪IN MY DAY THE HULA WAS THE WAY ♪ 529 00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:11,044 ♪IN MY DAY WE NEVER DID IT THIS WAY ♪ 530 00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:15,309 ♪WHERE DID I GO WRONG 531 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:18,834 ♪BUT OF COURSE THE SHOW FOR YOU TO PLEASE HIM ♪ 532 00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:22,708 ♪HERE IS A SUIT IT'S JUST RIGHT FOR THE SWIM ♪ 533 00:39:32,065 --> 00:39:34,807 ♪WAIT A MINUTE NOW WHAT'S GOING ON ♪ 534 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:36,852 ♪YOU CAN'T GO SWIMMING WHEN THE WATER'S GONE ♪ 535 00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:40,029 ♪IN MY DAY WE NEVER DID IT THAT WAY ♪ 536 00:39:40,073 --> 00:39:42,858 ♪IN MY DAY WE USED TO SWING AND SWAY ♪ 537 00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:45,861 ♪IN MY DAY WE NEVER DID IT THIS WAY ♪ 538 00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:49,299 ♪WHERE DID I GO WRONG 539 00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:25,553 THANKS ! WASN'T THAT FUN ? 540 00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:29,775 NOW BACK TO WORK. 541 00:40:29,818 --> 00:40:33,909 REALLY ! THEY'RE GOING TO MODEL A TOPLESS BATHING SUIT. 542 00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:36,390 THEY WOULDN'T DARE. 543 00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:55,931 DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE ? 544 00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:57,890 IT APPEARS TO BE AN INDIAN. 545 00:40:57,933 --> 00:41:01,937 I'LL TELL HIM TO MAKE ANOTHER RESERVATION... SOMEPLACE ELSE. 546 00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:05,724 THAT EXQUISITE CREATURE WITH HIM, DOESN'T SHE DRESS EXCITINGLY ? 547 00:41:05,767 --> 00:41:08,944 JA, JA, JA, JA.ME LIKE. 548 00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:14,123 YOU LIKE THIS OUTFIT ?OUTFIT OKAY. ME LIKE HAIR. 549 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:17,213 GOOD COLLECTOR'S ITEM.[ Screams ] 550 00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:20,956 COWABONGA ! 551 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,219 INSTANT SCALP. 552 00:41:23,263 --> 00:41:27,397 IF YOU LIKE IT, YOU MAY KEEP IT. MAY I HELP YOU ? 553 00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:32,968 SQUAW GOT NO CLOTHES. BOSS MAN SAY FIX HER WITH SOUP TO NUTS. 554 00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:37,364 MONEY NO COUNT. MUST LOOK LIKE POCAHONTAS. 555 00:41:37,407 --> 00:41:41,934 POCAHONTAS ? I'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO. FOLLOW ME, DEAR. 556 00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:44,632 WAIT. SQUAW FOREIGNER. 557 00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:47,896 NO SPEAK OUR FORKED TONGUE. I TELL HER. 558 00:41:50,638 --> 00:41:53,206 JA, JA, JA. 559 00:42:59,925 --> 00:43:02,101 COWABONGA. 560 00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:05,539 GOOFY BROAD WITH RED BASEBALL CAP. 561 00:43:07,889 --> 00:43:09,717 DON'T GO AWAY. 562 00:43:09,761 --> 00:43:11,893 HELLO, MY DEAR.HI, AUNT WENDY. 563 00:43:11,937 --> 00:43:15,549 WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE. 564 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:19,684 I HAVE A LOVELY NEW DRESS FOR YOU. 565 00:43:19,727 --> 00:43:21,599 GEORGE. 566 00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:37,571 YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING ? 567 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,879 I HAVE A FINE VIEW FROM HERE. THANK YOU. 568 00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:44,709 THAT'S NOT WHAT I HAVE IN MIND.I WAS AFRAID OF THAT. 569 00:43:44,752 --> 00:43:49,278 YOU LIKE-UM ?OH, YES, IT'S VERY NICE. VERY, VERY NICE. 570 00:43:49,322 --> 00:43:51,324 YOU WANT-UM ? 571 00:43:51,367 --> 00:43:55,154 WELL, I ALWAYS WEAR MY HAIR THIS WAY. SHORT. 572 00:43:55,197 --> 00:44:00,159 YOU MAKE-UM TRADE ? THIS... FOR THAT ? 573 00:44:08,123 --> 00:44:10,517 YOU STUPID ! 574 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,172 JEROME, WHO TAUGHT YOU TO DRIVE CRAZY LIKE THAT ? 575 00:44:13,215 --> 00:44:15,565 DON'T YOU REMEMBER ? YOU TAUGHT ME. 576 00:44:20,962 --> 00:44:25,097 OKAY. CHIEF ROTTEN EAGLE SIC BLONDE BOMBSHELL ON YOU. 577 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:29,144 YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE. 578 00:44:29,188 --> 00:44:31,190 - HEY, BOSS ! - WHAT ? 579 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:33,540 - THE GUY WITH THE RED HAT. - HE'S IN HERE. 580 00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:38,327 OH, YEAH. NOW HE WILL GET LUMPED UP. FOLLOW ME. 581 00:44:38,371 --> 00:44:40,547 AAH ! 582 00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:44,203 I SAID "FOLLOW ME." WHO IS THE LEADER ? 583 00:44:44,246 --> 00:44:46,379 [ Together ] YOU ARE. 584 00:44:46,422 --> 00:44:48,773 AAAH ! 585 00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:57,825 UGH. ME MAKE MISTAKE. 586 00:44:57,869 --> 00:45:00,828 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MADAM. 587 00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:05,746 "MADAM" ? 588 00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:09,402 JA, JA, JA ! 589 00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:11,970 [ Screaming ] 590 00:45:17,236 --> 00:45:20,587 COME NOW. WE GOT WORK DO. RED CAP OUT THERE. 591 00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:22,807 OH, JA, JA, JA. 592 00:45:27,812 --> 00:45:30,815 I'M AFRAID WE MIGHT BE IN FOR SOME TROUBLE. 593 00:45:30,858 --> 00:45:34,035 OH, IS THAT ALL ? THINGS LIKE THIS OCCASIONALLY HAPPENED ON MARS. 594 00:45:37,473 --> 00:45:41,260 I AM GONNA WEAR YOUR HAT. 595 00:45:41,303 --> 00:45:43,218 GOTCHA, BOSS. 596 00:45:48,093 --> 00:45:50,182 NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT ? 597 00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:52,662 I THINK IT LOOKS VERY NICE ON YOU. 598 00:45:52,706 --> 00:45:57,406 'CAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA-- IT DOES ? REALLY ? 599 00:45:57,450 --> 00:46:00,105 JA, JA, JA, JA ! 600 00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:03,064 WHAT ? WHAT ? 601 00:46:03,108 --> 00:46:05,197 STOP. YOU'RE BREAKING MY GLASSES ! 602 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,199 OH, YOU'RE SLIPPERY. 603 00:46:07,242 --> 00:46:10,680 YOU WANT SOME HELP, BOSS ?MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 604 00:46:10,724 --> 00:46:13,466 YOU HAVE NO CLOTHES ON.STOP-UM. 605 00:46:13,509 --> 00:46:16,643 WHERE IS THE REST OF YOUR THINGS ?GOT-UM WRONG RED CAP. 606 00:46:16,686 --> 00:46:20,038 WHERE IS-- OOH ! OOH !GO GET-UM. 607 00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:26,784 WAIT, WAIT, STOP. PLEASE. 608 00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:28,263 MUSH ! 609 00:46:28,307 --> 00:46:31,136 LET HIM GO ! LET HIM GO ! 610 00:46:31,179 --> 00:46:33,312 I THINK IT'S SOME NEW TEENAGE GAME. 611 00:46:33,355 --> 00:46:37,664 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GIRL ? HE TOOK MY GIRL ! I LIKE HER. SHE'S NIFTY ! 612 00:46:37,707 --> 00:46:41,189 - I THINK I'M JEALOUS ! - I LIKE HER TOO. I THINK SHE'S NIFTY. 613 00:46:41,233 --> 00:46:44,279 [ Aunt Wendy ] OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, IT'S COMMENCING ! 614 00:46:44,323 --> 00:46:46,760 STOP THIS ! STOP IT IMMEDIATELY ! 615 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:51,156 BIG LUNK, YOU CAME FOR ME !I CAME FOR MY BASEBALL CAP. 616 00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:57,553 COWABONGA ! WRONG PALEFACE AGAIN. 617 00:46:57,597 --> 00:46:59,817 HIS BASEBALL CAP ? 618 00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:02,907 NOW WE GO CATCH-UM REAL RED CAP PALEFACE. 619 00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:12,830 START-UM CAR BEFORE TROUBLE START. 620 00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:14,614 [ Engine Revving ] 621 00:47:28,019 --> 00:47:30,804 WHY ARE WE DRIVING LIKE THIS ? 622 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,588 THIS NO TIME TO BE FUSSY. 623 00:47:32,632 --> 00:47:34,808 CHARGE ! 624 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,854 JA, JA. 625 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,392 FASTER, FASTER ! 626 00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:58,223 WATCH THE BIKE ! BE CAREFUL AND DO NOT ENDANGER US ! 627 00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:18,373 [ Shouting ] 628 00:48:22,377 --> 00:48:24,466 FASTER. 629 00:49:18,868 --> 00:49:20,653 WHAT HE DONE THAT FOR ? 630 00:50:01,911 --> 00:50:05,306 IT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU TO GIVE ME THIS LIFT. 631 00:50:05,350 --> 00:50:07,352 YEAH, YEAH, LADY. 632 00:50:07,395 --> 00:50:11,573 AH, DON'T CALL ME LADY. 633 00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:40,254 YA-HOO ! 634 00:51:21,469 --> 00:51:25,430 GET THEM ! GET THEM ! COME BACK ! 635 00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:28,433 WHY ME ? WHY ME ALL THE TIME ? 636 00:51:44,927 --> 00:51:48,453 [ Explosion ] 637 00:51:57,505 --> 00:51:59,551 [ Go Go ] CONNIE ? 638 00:51:59,594 --> 00:52:03,076 WELL ?I JUST WANTED TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING. 639 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,688 I'M NEW HERE, AND I'M GETTING ALL MIXED UP. 640 00:52:06,732 --> 00:52:10,649 WELCOME TO THE CLUB.NO, WAIT, PLEASE. LET ME EXPLAIN. 641 00:52:10,692 --> 00:52:13,260 EXPLAIN WHAT ? 642 00:52:13,304 --> 00:52:17,134 NOTHING. JUST THAT I WANT TO BE WITH YOU. 643 00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:20,876 SURE YOU DO. YOU REALLY LOOKED LIKE YOU WANTED TO BE WITH ME... 644 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,141 WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING ROMEO AND JULIET WITH THAT PEROXIDE BLONDE. 645 00:52:24,184 --> 00:52:27,492 BUT SHE GRABBED ME ! I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT HER FEELINGS. 646 00:52:27,535 --> 00:52:31,104 - WHAT ABOUT MY FEELINGS ? - I WOULDN'T HURT YOUR FEELINGS FOR ANYTHING ! 647 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:35,152 YOU'RE RIGHT ! NOT ANYMORE, BUDDY, NOT ANYMORE. 648 00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:44,291 ♪ [ Humming ] 649 00:52:44,335 --> 00:52:46,511 ♪STUFFED ANIMAL 650 00:52:46,554 --> 00:52:51,733 ♪A STUFFED ANIMAL IS BETTER THAN HE ♪ 651 00:52:51,777 --> 00:52:57,043 ♪SOFT AND CUDDLY AND STAYS CLOSE TO ME ♪ 652 00:52:57,086 --> 00:53:02,048 ♪ALWAYS GENTLE AS A MATTER OF FACT ♪ 653 00:53:02,091 --> 00:53:07,532 ♪A STUFFED ANIMAL NEVER TALKS BACK ♪ 654 00:53:07,575 --> 00:53:12,667 ♪A STUFFED ANIMAL IS MORE THAN A TOY ♪ 655 00:53:12,711 --> 00:53:17,933 ♪SOFT AND CUDDLY AND NOT LIKE A BOY ♪ 656 00:53:17,977 --> 00:53:22,938 ♪WHEN YOU'RE WONDERING IF HE LOVES YOU SO ♪ 657 00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:28,335 ♪A STUFFED ANIMAL NEVER SAYS NO ♪ 658 00:53:28,379 --> 00:53:32,383 ♪SURE A BOY CAN HOLD YOUR HAND ♪ 659 00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:37,562 ♪AND WHISPER IN YOUR EAR ♪ 660 00:53:37,605 --> 00:53:43,568 ♪BUT THINGS HE'LL SAY ARE NOT ALWAYS ♪ 661 00:53:43,611 --> 00:53:48,964 ♪THINGS YOU'VE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR ♪ 662 00:53:49,008 --> 00:53:54,187 ♪A STUFFED ANIMAL JUST LOVES TO BE KISSED ♪ 663 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:59,236 ♪SOFT AND CUDDLY AND HARD TO RESIST ♪ 664 00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:03,979 ♪BUT ONE LITTLE THING I'LL HAVE TO AGREE ♪ 665 00:54:04,023 --> 00:54:08,593 ♪A STUFFED ANIMAL NEVER KISSED ME ♪ 666 00:54:10,943 --> 00:54:13,598 ♪NEVER KISSED ME 667 00:54:15,730 --> 00:54:18,951 - SOMETHING'S WRONG. - NOTHING ! 668 00:54:20,082 --> 00:54:22,998 OKAY, SOMETHING.UH-HUH. 669 00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:27,612 JUST AS I SUSPECTED. CONNIE, YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH GEORGE. 670 00:54:32,704 --> 00:54:35,620 [ Fleegle ] BUT, BOSS, IF THAT HELGA BROAD CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, 671 00:54:35,663 --> 00:54:37,839 HOW IS SHE GONNA GET THAT BIG LUNK TO TALK ? 672 00:54:37,883 --> 00:54:40,842 AND THEN, HOW IS SHE GONNA TELL IT TO YOU ? 673 00:54:40,886 --> 00:54:45,282 HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.SO ? 674 00:54:45,325 --> 00:54:50,156 SO, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE 675 00:54:50,199 --> 00:54:53,333 IT'S A WIRE RECORDER. I HAD TWO OF 'EM MADE SPECIAL. 676 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,814 HELGA'S WEARING THE OTHER ONE. 677 00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:59,426 INSIDE OF THIS IS A VERY SENSITIVE MICROPHONE. 678 00:54:59,470 --> 00:55:03,256 AT THIS VERY INSTANT, OUR BLONDE BEAUTY IS PLYING... 679 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:08,174 THAT LAMEBRAINED REFUGEEFROM A VOLLEYBALL COURT WITH AQUESTION THAT WILL BEDAZZLE HIM. 680 00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:11,046 BUT, BOSS, HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'LL GET THE INFORMATION YOU WANT ? 681 00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:13,179 [ Hulk ] J. SINISTER HULK THINKS OF EVERYTHING. 682 00:55:13,222 --> 00:55:16,269 I LEARNED HER TO TALK A LITTLE ENGLISH. 683 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:19,446 AND THAT PHRASE WILL WIN THE BALL GAME FOR ME. 684 00:55:19,490 --> 00:55:22,319 ROTTEN, FORGET THE FIRE. [ Sneezes ] 685 00:55:22,362 --> 00:55:25,104 I THINK I'M CATCHING A COLD, ANYWAY. 686 00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:28,194 I WAS PLAYING LEFT TACKLE. THIS WAS AT HIGH SCHOOL. 687 00:55:28,237 --> 00:55:32,459 THE COACH DIDN'T LIKE ME MUCH. SOMETHING ABOUT MY MARKS. UNDERSTAND ? 688 00:55:32,503 --> 00:55:35,854 I GOTTA INTERRUPT THIS INTERESTING STORY... 689 00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:38,291 TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I ADMIRE YOU. 690 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:41,425 YOU'RE ONE GIRL THAT KNOWS HOW TO LISTEN. 691 00:55:48,736 --> 00:55:51,478 YOU'RE... NOT BAD AT KISSING, EITHER. 692 00:55:51,522 --> 00:55:55,526 "DAT" IS VERY INTERESTING. TELL ME. 693 00:55:55,569 --> 00:55:57,832 ANYTHING, BABY. 694 00:55:57,876 --> 00:56:01,836 DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR AUNT KEEPS HER MONEY ? 695 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:06,145 TELL ME "DEE" ANSWER. SPEAK IN HERE SLOWLY. 696 00:56:10,889 --> 00:56:14,675 A FUNNY THING YOU SHOULD ASK THAT QUESTION ABOUT AUNT WENDY'S MONEY. 697 00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:16,373 IT SEEMS THAT-- 698 00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,689 GOOD EVENING, HENRY. 699 00:56:28,733 --> 00:56:31,736 EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE GONE, SOMEHOW I HAVE A FEELING... 700 00:56:31,779 --> 00:56:35,348 THAT YOU'RE SOMEWHERE UP THERE LOOKING OUT AFTER ME. 701 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:39,526 YOUR NEPHEW, BIG LUNK, HE'S A GOOD BOY, 702 00:56:39,570 --> 00:56:42,399 BUT I DON'T WANT HIM TO HURT CONNIE. 703 00:56:42,442 --> 00:56:45,576 SHE'S A FINE GIRL. HMM ? 704 00:56:45,619 --> 00:56:47,578 WHAT'S THAT ? 705 00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:53,235 THEY'LL EACH FIND THEIR OWN HAPPINESS ? 706 00:56:55,586 --> 00:57:00,721 OH, THANK YOU, HENRY. YOU'RE SUCH A COMFORT TO ME. 707 00:57:00,765 --> 00:57:05,857 I KNOW THAT YOU'LL PARDON ME IF I GET THE MONEY NOW. 708 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:10,949 [ Alarm Ringing ] 709 00:57:10,992 --> 00:57:16,694 [ Beeping ] 710 00:57:16,737 --> 00:57:20,785 [ Siren Wailing ] 711 00:57:24,789 --> 00:57:28,445 [ Sonar Warning Sounding ] 712 00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:54,253 [ Change Clinking ] 713 00:58:05,307 --> 00:58:09,398 THANK YOU, HENRY. YOU WERE A VERY GOOD HUSBAND. 714 00:58:21,062 --> 00:58:25,458 GEE, DOLL, IT'S BEEN A GREAT NIGHT. JA, JA. 715 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:29,636 THE THING I LIKE ABOUT YOU ESPECIALLY IS THE WAY YOU CARRY ON A CONVERSATION. 716 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,159 JA, JA. 717 00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:35,120 BEFORE YOU GO, COULD WE DO IT JUST ONE MORE TIME ? 718 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,917 SON OF A GUN ! JA. 719 00:58:49,961 --> 00:58:53,921 CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN TOMORROW ? JA, JA. 720 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,494 HEY, HELGA ! 721 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:05,324 JA. YA-HOO ! 722 00:59:10,721 --> 00:59:12,897 ALL RIGHT, LET'S HAVE IT. 723 00:59:20,861 --> 00:59:23,081 PLAY IT FAST, BOSS. WE'RE GONNA BE RICH. 724 00:59:23,124 --> 00:59:26,301 WE'RE GONNA ALL BE RICH.DON'T CROWD ME ! 725 00:59:26,345 --> 00:59:28,303 WE'RE GONNA GET A LOT OF WAMPUM. OH, BOY. 726 00:59:28,347 --> 00:59:31,742 ME BUY CADILLAC CAR. MAYBE OIL WELL. 727 00:59:31,785 --> 00:59:34,527 HOLD IT, HOLD IT. JUST BE QUIET. 728 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:38,705 [ Helga ] DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR AUNT KEEPS HER MONEY ? 729 00:59:38,749 --> 00:59:41,534 TELL ME "DEE" ANSWER. 730 00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:45,016 SPEAK IN HERE SLOWLY. 731 00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:47,975 [ Big Lunk ] A FUNNY THING YOU SHOULD ASK THAT QUESTION ABOUT AUNT WENDY'S MONEY. 732 00:59:48,019 --> 00:59:51,936 OH, BOY, HERE IT COMES.SHH ! 733 00:59:51,979 --> 00:59:56,549 [ Big Lunk ] IT SEEMS SHE THINKS I'M A DOPE, SO SHE NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE MONEY. 734 00:59:56,593 --> 01:00:00,466 EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S IN THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE. 735 01:00:00,509 --> 01:00:03,469 WHAT ?TURN IT OFF, BOSS. I HEARD ENOUGH. 736 01:00:03,512 --> 01:00:07,342 I MAY CRY.WELL, I'M NOT BEATEN YET. 737 01:00:07,386 --> 01:00:10,476 TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.YOU GOT A PLAN ? 738 01:00:10,519 --> 01:00:12,565 HAVE I GOT A PLAN ! 739 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,829 WHO'S THE KING OF THE CON MEN ?YOU, BOSS, YOU'RE THE KING. 740 01:00:33,151 --> 01:00:36,981 [ Whirring Sounds ] 741 01:00:42,726 --> 01:00:45,642 [ Whirring Continues ] 742 01:00:59,351 --> 01:01:03,529 [ Whirring, Beeping ] 743 01:01:03,572 --> 01:01:06,053 [ Go Go ] INTELLIGENCE OPERATOR 006 TO MARS. 744 01:01:06,097 --> 01:01:09,143 INTELLIGENCE OPERATOR 006 TO MARS. 745 01:01:09,187 --> 01:01:11,798 INTELLIGENCE OPERATOR 006 TO MARS. 746 01:01:11,842 --> 01:01:15,149 ATTEMPTING TO RESUME INTERRUPTED CONVERSATION OF LAST EARTH EVENING. 747 01:01:15,193 --> 01:01:18,196 DO YOU READ ME ?[ Sucom ] YOU ARE BEING HEARD AND RECORDED. 748 01:01:18,239 --> 01:01:22,156 ONLY 15 EARTH HOURS ARE LEFT BEFORE WE SEND THE FIRST TROOPS THROUGH. 749 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,724 TIME FOR FINAL COUNTDOWN AND CHECK. 750 01:01:24,768 --> 01:01:28,206 MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT. MAYBE HE IS TOO MUCH OF A NUT.[ Go Go ] I AM READY. 751 01:01:28,249 --> 01:01:31,209 THE VOLUNTEERS ARE ASSEMBLING FOR TELEPORTATION AT THIS MOMENT. 752 01:01:31,252 --> 01:01:35,169 STAND BY TO SET YOUR TELEPORTER TO PRECISELY 15. 753 01:01:35,213 --> 01:01:38,695 I WILL COUNT DOWN FROM FIVE.COMPLYING. 754 01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:43,438 [ Sucom's Voice ] FIVE, FOUR, 755 01:01:43,482 --> 01:01:46,746 THREE, TWO, ONE. 756 01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:50,097 SET ! 757 01:01:52,883 --> 01:01:54,754 TELEPORTER SET. EXCELLENT. 758 01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:56,843 TELEPORTATION WILL NOW PROCEED AS SCHEDULED. 759 01:01:56,887 --> 01:02:00,238 UNTIL EARTH LANDING TIME, THIS IS SUCOM SIGNING OFF. 760 01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:02,501 OFF AND OUT. 761 01:02:05,069 --> 01:02:07,114 CONNIE ! 762 01:02:09,769 --> 01:02:12,076 YOU ARE A MARTIAN ! 763 01:02:12,119 --> 01:02:13,991 IT WASN'T A JOKE, A TRICK. 764 01:02:14,034 --> 01:02:17,995 NO, CONNIE, IT WAS NO JOKE, NO TRICK. 765 01:02:18,038 --> 01:02:21,999 HOLY COW ! WITH EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD TO FALL IN LOVE WITH, 766 01:02:22,042 --> 01:02:25,742 I HAD TO PICK A MARTIAN ! 767 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:49,200 WELL, GOOD MORNING ! GOOD MORNING, MY FRIENDS ! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY ! 768 01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:53,944 YOU KNOW, I WAS LYING IN BED THINKING LAST NIGHT, 769 01:02:53,987 --> 01:02:57,730 AND WITH CONCENTRATED BRAIN POWER, I TURNED DEFEAT INTO VICTORY. 770 01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:00,951 [ Bell Rings ]YOU FIGURED OUT HOW WE CAN GET THE DOUGH ? 771 01:03:00,994 --> 01:03:03,170 IN ELABORATE DETAIL. 772 01:03:03,214 --> 01:03:05,651 GOOD MORNING, MY SHORT-FEATHERED FRIEND. 773 01:03:05,694 --> 01:03:09,089 WHAT AM I GONNA HAVE THIS MORNING ? I THINK I'LL, UH-- 774 01:03:09,133 --> 01:03:14,747 I'LL HAVE TWO EGGS, SUNNY SIDE UP, TOAST AND COFFEE, ON THE DOUBLE. 775 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:17,968 I'LL HAVE SOME--NOTHING. DRINK YOUR JUICE. YOU'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 776 01:03:18,011 --> 01:03:20,057 BOSS, ON AN EMPTY STOMACH ? 777 01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:23,321 COULDN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING ON AN EMPTY HEAD. 778 01:03:23,364 --> 01:03:26,150 TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY... A PAJAMA PARTY. 779 01:03:26,193 --> 01:03:29,109 THAT'S WHAT THE KIDS LIKE. WE'LL GET THE OLD DOLL TO CHAPERON. 780 01:03:29,153 --> 01:03:31,938 TWO EGGS SUNNY-SIDE UP-UM. 781 01:03:31,982 --> 01:03:34,811 TWO EGGS SUNNY-SIDE UP-UM.SUNNY-SIDE UP-UM. OKAY. 782 01:03:34,854 --> 01:03:39,859 WHAT'S THE OCCASION FOR THE PAJAMA PARTY ?THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN. 783 01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:42,557 THIS PARTY'S GONNA BE FOR OUR TEENAGE RELATIVES... 784 01:03:42,601 --> 01:03:45,125 SO THEY CAN MEET THE OLD DOLL'S TEENAGE RELATIVES. 785 01:03:45,169 --> 01:03:47,388 THAT WAY WE CAN GET EVERYBODY OUT OF HER HOUSE. 786 01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:51,175 WHAT TEENAGE RELATIVES DO WE GOT ?THAT'S YOUR DEPARTMENT. 787 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:57,007 I WANT YOU TO GO INTO TOWN. TRY TO DIG UP SOME CLEAN-CUT, TYPICAL AMERICAN YOUTHS. 788 01:03:57,050 --> 01:03:59,792 INVITE THEM TO THE PARTY, AND TELL THEM... 789 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:03,578 THAT IF THEY ACT LIKE MY NIECES AND NEPHEWS, THERE'S A FIVE-SPOT IN IT FOR THEM. 790 01:04:03,622 --> 01:04:06,190 TYPICAL AMERICAN TEENAGE YOUTHS. 791 01:04:06,233 --> 01:04:08,845 ONE OTHER THING, OLD PAL. ONE FAVOR. 792 01:04:08,888 --> 01:04:11,282 TRY NOT TO LOUSE ME UP THIS TIME ! 793 01:04:11,325 --> 01:04:14,981 IF I WAS A TYPICAL AMERICAN TEENAGE YOUTH, WHERE WOULD I BE ? 794 01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:19,203 HOLD IT. WALK SLOW. I DON'T WANT NO ACCIDENTS TODAY, UNDERSTAND ? 795 01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:22,032 SLOWLY.RIGHT. 796 01:04:22,075 --> 01:04:24,861 [ Crashing Sounds ] 797 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:32,346 YOU LIKE-UM EGGS SCRAMBLED ? 798 01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:34,871 NO, NO. 799 01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:49,189 TOUCH THE NICE WATER. ALBERTA'S NOT AFRAID TO TOUCH THE NICE WATER. 800 01:04:49,233 --> 01:04:52,279 AAH ! HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE AIN'T NO SHARKS IN THERE ? 801 01:04:54,716 --> 01:04:57,154 WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ? 802 01:04:57,197 --> 01:05:00,026 SOME TYPICAL, CLEAN-CUT AMERICAN YOUTHS. 803 01:05:00,070 --> 01:05:01,636 LISTEN, YOUTHS. 804 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:05,902 HOW WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO MAKE A FIVE-SPOT ? 805 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:10,863 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT TYPICAL, CLEAN-CUT AMERICAN YOUTHS. 806 01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:13,300 WE ARE, WE ARE. TELL HIM. 807 01:05:13,344 --> 01:05:17,043 [ Together ] WE ARE TYPICAL, CLEAN-CUT AMERICAN YOUTHS. 808 01:05:17,087 --> 01:05:19,654 SEE ? WHAT DID I TELL YOU ? 809 01:05:19,698 --> 01:05:21,918 I LIKE HIM. HIM, I LIKE. 810 01:05:21,961 --> 01:05:25,704 AND ANYTHING THIS GENTLEMEN WANTS US TO DO, WE DO. 811 01:05:25,747 --> 01:05:29,229 I BELIEVE YOU MENTIONED SOMETHIN' ABOUT A FIVE-SPOT.YEAH. 812 01:05:29,273 --> 01:05:31,449 BUT FIRST, YOU'RE INVITED TO A PAJAMA PARTY. 813 01:05:31,492 --> 01:05:35,235 ♪ [ Rock And Roll ] 814 01:05:35,279 --> 01:05:43,940 ♪ 815 01:05:59,172 --> 01:06:03,568 ♪ 816 01:06:30,029 --> 01:06:32,336 I WANT TO THANK YOU, MRS. CARRUTHERS, 817 01:06:32,379 --> 01:06:35,730 FOR CONSENTING TO CHAPERONE OUR PARTY TONIGHT. 818 01:06:35,774 --> 01:06:40,431 IT WAS MY PLEASURE. I WELCOME THE OPPORTUNITY OF MEETING MY NEW NEIGHBORS. 819 01:06:40,474 --> 01:06:46,480 ♪ 820 01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:58,275 THIS IS A PAJAMA PARTY ? 821 01:06:58,318 --> 01:07:02,366 ♪ 822 01:07:02,409 --> 01:07:05,282 ♪WE'RE GONNA GET TOGETHER TONIGHT, TONIGHT ♪ 823 01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:08,067 ♪TELL EVERYBODY THAT THE TIME IS RIGHT ♪ 824 01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:10,765 ♪JUST AFTER 8:00 WE'LL CONGREGATE ♪ 825 01:07:10,809 --> 01:07:13,464 ♪PAJAMA PARTY TONIGHT 826 01:07:13,507 --> 01:07:16,510 ♪GONNA GET TOGETHER AND DANCE ALL NIGHT ♪ 827 01:07:16,554 --> 01:07:19,296 ♪AND DO SOME TALKIN' WHILE THE MOON IS RIGHT ♪ 828 01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:22,081 ♪SO GET YOUR DATE AND DON'T BE LATE ♪ 829 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:24,692 ♪PAJAMA PARTY TONIGHT 830 01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:27,695 ♪OH WHAT A PARTY TONIGHT 831 01:07:27,739 --> 01:07:30,698 ♪WE'LL HAVE A PARTY TONIGHT ♪ 832 01:07:30,742 --> 01:07:33,049 ♪DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S THE LATEST CRAZE ♪ 833 01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:36,400 ♪HAVIN' A PARTY WEARIN' YOUR P.J.'s ♪ 834 01:07:36,443 --> 01:07:40,447 ♪GONNA GET TOGETHER TONIGHT THAT'S RIGHT ♪ 835 01:07:40,491 --> 01:07:43,189 ♪WE'RE GONNA DANCE TILL THE BROAD DAYLIGHT ♪ 836 01:07:43,233 --> 01:07:45,626 ♪SO GATHER 'ROUND WHERE THE FUN IS FOUND ♪ 837 01:07:45,670 --> 01:07:47,541 ♪PAJAMA PARTY TONIGHT 838 01:07:54,374 --> 01:07:57,203 ♪JUST AFTER 8:00 WE'LL CONGREGATE ♪ 839 01:07:57,247 --> 01:08:00,076 ♪PAJAMA PARTY TONIGHT 840 01:08:05,559 --> 01:08:08,388 ♪SO GET YOUR DATE AND DON'T BE LATE ♪ 841 01:08:08,432 --> 01:08:11,217 ♪PAJAMA PARTY TONIGHT 842 01:08:11,261 --> 01:08:14,046 ♪OH, WHAT A PARTY TONIGHT 843 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:17,049 ♪WE'LL HAVE A PARTY TONIGHT 844 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:19,660 ♪DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S THE LATEST CRAZE ♪ 845 01:08:19,704 --> 01:08:24,230 ♪HAVIN' A PARTY WEARIN' YOUR P.J.'s ♪ 846 01:08:24,274 --> 01:08:27,146 ♪GONNA GET TOGETHER TONIGHT THAT'S RIGHT ♪ 847 01:08:27,190 --> 01:08:29,757 ♪WE'RE GONNA DANCE TILL THE BROAD DAYLIGHT ♪ 848 01:08:29,801 --> 01:08:32,586 ♪SO GATHER 'ROUND WHERE THE FUN IS FOUND ♪ 849 01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:35,372 ♪PAJAMA PARTY TONIGHT YEAH, YEAH ♪ 850 01:08:35,415 --> 01:08:38,288 ♪PAJAMA PARTY TONIGHT UH-HUH ♪ 851 01:08:38,331 --> 01:08:40,507 ♪PAJAMA PARTY TONIGHT 852 01:08:43,641 --> 01:08:45,817 [ Laughing ] 853 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:57,872 ♪ 854 01:08:57,916 --> 01:09:00,875 YES, I LOVE TEENAGERS. 855 01:09:00,919 --> 01:09:03,878 I'M SO ANXIOUS TO MEET YOUR GUESTS OF HONOR. 856 01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:07,491 SO AM I. THEY OUGHTA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 857 01:09:07,534 --> 01:09:10,276 JUST TYPICAL, CLEAN-CUT AMERICAN YOUTHS. 858 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:13,975 AND YOUR WARD, MISS SVENSKA.OH, JA, JA. 859 01:09:18,545 --> 01:09:21,505 WHEN BIG LUNK CAME HOME TALKING ABOUT HER, 860 01:09:21,548 --> 01:09:26,292 I MUST CONFESS I WAS SOMEWHAT CONCERNED. 861 01:09:26,336 --> 01:09:28,816 BUT NOW, ALL I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS-- 862 01:09:28,860 --> 01:09:32,516 CONNIE.YES ? 863 01:09:32,559 --> 01:09:36,041 I'VE MADE MY DECISION.OH ? 864 01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:39,914 FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE MY PEOPLE. 865 01:09:39,958 --> 01:09:43,440 OR DO I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER ? 866 01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:07,464 [ Chuckling ]BOSS ? 867 01:10:07,507 --> 01:10:10,771 WHAT IT IS ?WE BETTER GET MOVING ON THAT IMPORTANT STOCK TRANSFER DEAL. 868 01:10:10,815 --> 01:10:12,730 CHIEF ROTTEN EAGLE IS WAITING. 869 01:10:12,773 --> 01:10:16,560 WHAT ABOUT MY GUESTS OF HONOR ?THEY JUST CAME UP THE DRIVEWAY. 870 01:10:16,603 --> 01:10:19,519 FOR ONCE YOU DID SOMETHING RIGHT. 871 01:10:19,563 --> 01:10:24,742 WOULD YOU EXCUSE US ? MY ASSOCIATE AND I HAVE A BUSINESS DEAL TO CONCLUDE. 872 01:10:24,785 --> 01:10:27,005 OF COURSE. MY HUSBAND OFTEN SAID, 873 01:10:27,048 --> 01:10:29,573 "BUSINESS BEFORE PLEASURE." 874 01:10:29,616 --> 01:10:32,750 I SHALL BE DELIGHTED TO GREET YOUR GUESTS FOR YOU. 875 01:10:32,793 --> 01:10:35,231 ENCHANTE. 876 01:10:43,326 --> 01:10:47,199 OH, YOU MUST BE THE GUESTS OF HONOR. 877 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:49,767 WE MUST ? OH, YEAH. 878 01:10:49,810 --> 01:10:51,899 HEY, BOSS, YOU KNOW WHO'S HERE ?WHO ? 879 01:10:51,943 --> 01:10:55,120 THOSE VOLLEYBALL KIDS.OH, YEAH. 880 01:10:55,163 --> 01:10:57,818 HEY, THERE'S THAT RED CAP FELLA. 881 01:10:57,862 --> 01:11:00,821 [ Eric ] WHAT'RE THEY DOIN' ? HE'S FIGHTIN' WITH MY GIRL ! 882 01:11:00,865 --> 01:11:02,997 LET'S BREAK THIS THING UP. 883 01:11:03,041 --> 01:11:07,045 BOYS, PLEASE, LET'S NOT HAVE ANY TROUBLE.GET HER OUT OF HERE ! 884 01:11:10,962 --> 01:11:14,618 PUT ME DOWN ! LET ME DOWN ! 885 01:11:14,661 --> 01:11:18,143 STOP IT ! HOW DARE YOU !STAY THERE AND YOU WON'T GET HURT. 886 01:11:18,186 --> 01:11:20,580 ERIC VON ZIPPER'S GANG NEVER HURTS FEMALES. 887 01:11:20,624 --> 01:11:24,976 ESPECIALLY OLDER DOLLS LIKE YOU.LET ME DOWN ! LET ME DOWN ! 888 01:11:27,674 --> 01:11:31,069 OOH ! YOU STUPID-- 889 01:12:23,034 --> 01:12:25,732 [ Crashing Sounds ] 890 01:12:25,776 --> 01:12:28,735 [ Moaning ] 891 01:12:33,914 --> 01:12:38,266 [ Toilet Flushing ] 892 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:37,325 [ Screeching ] 893 01:14:16,364 --> 01:14:18,802 LOOK, BOSS ! I FOUND SOMETHING. A WALL SAFE. 894 01:14:18,845 --> 01:14:20,804 DON'T TOUCH IT. 895 01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:25,199 IT'S GOT DIALS ON IT. YOU NOTICE ? 896 01:14:25,243 --> 01:14:29,465 LET THE OLD MASTER HAVE A CRACK AT IT. [ Chuckles ] 897 01:14:35,253 --> 01:14:37,516 NOW DO THE BACK.YEAH. 898 01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:39,649 GET OUTTA HERE. 899 01:14:39,692 --> 01:14:41,868 I THINK IT WORKS ELECTRICALLY. 900 01:14:41,912 --> 01:14:43,827 HUH ? 901 01:14:43,870 --> 01:14:46,830 IT'S ON.YOU'RE A GENIUS, BOSS. 902 01:14:46,873 --> 01:14:49,746 [ Sucom's Voice ] IN EXACTLY FIVE MINUTES, TELEPORTATION WILL TAKE PLACE. 903 01:14:49,789 --> 01:14:54,228 EARTH IS READY 904 01:14:54,272 --> 01:14:57,623 YOU PEANUT BRAIN ! WHY DID YOU TELL ME IT WAS A WALL SAFE ? 905 01:14:57,667 --> 01:14:59,930 IT'S ON WALL. 906 01:15:08,286 --> 01:15:10,244 THAT REALLY IS GREAT ! 907 01:15:10,288 --> 01:15:14,945 HEY, YOU ! YOU ! THAT'S MY GIRL ! 908 01:15:14,988 --> 01:15:16,773 SHE LOVES ME ! SHE KISSED ME ! 909 01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:21,168 YOU MISSED ME ! 910 01:15:21,212 --> 01:15:22,866 NOT THE WATER. NOT THE WATER ! 911 01:15:48,065 --> 01:15:50,720 I AM NOT YET DONE. 912 01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:53,287 ERIC VON ZIPPER IS NEVER DEFEATED. 913 01:15:53,331 --> 01:15:54,898 I SHALL RETURN. 914 01:15:57,944 --> 01:16:01,687 NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT. 915 01:16:01,731 --> 01:16:04,211 [ Laughing ] 916 01:16:04,255 --> 01:16:06,910 HERE WE GO AGAIN. 917 01:16:08,955 --> 01:16:10,914 I THINK THE PARTY'S OVER. 918 01:16:12,611 --> 01:16:13,917 WAIT A MINUTE. 919 01:16:16,006 --> 01:16:19,923 SHE'S TELLING ME SOMETHING.I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 920 01:16:19,966 --> 01:16:23,317 IT'S MENTAL. TELEPATHIC WAVES. 921 01:16:23,361 --> 01:16:26,364 YEAH. YEAH. 922 01:16:26,407 --> 01:16:28,975 JA, JA, JA. 923 01:16:29,019 --> 01:16:31,064 JA.COME ON, LET'S GO. 924 01:16:31,108 --> 01:16:33,110 WHERE'RE WE GOING ?BACK TO YOUR HOUSE. 925 01:16:33,153 --> 01:16:36,635 FELLAS, GIRLS, THAT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE EVENING'S ENTERTAINMENT. 926 01:16:36,679 --> 01:16:41,161 - GO ON WITH THE PARTY. LET'S GO. - WAIT A MINUTE ! 927 01:16:41,205 --> 01:16:44,469 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, BUT... 928 01:16:44,512 --> 01:16:46,863 GOOD LUCK.COME ON. 929 01:16:50,170 --> 01:16:53,130 YOU SURE IT'S IN THIS ROOM ?IT'S GOTTA BE. 930 01:16:53,173 --> 01:16:56,002 THERE AIN'T NO OTHER ROOM BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD ALL THAT LOOT ! 931 01:16:58,135 --> 01:17:01,747 WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR ?ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS. 932 01:17:01,791 --> 01:17:04,620 ONLY THING SUSPICIOUS IS US. 933 01:17:04,663 --> 01:17:08,798 LOOK, COWABONGA,IF I WANT YOUR OPINION,I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU, ALL RIGHT ? 934 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:16,414 ♪ 935 01:17:55,975 --> 01:17:58,456 [ Thumping ] 936 01:17:58,499 --> 01:18:02,634 I THINK WE'VE GOT COMPANY.WHY DON'T YOU LOOK OUT THE DOOR, YOU LAMEBRAIN ? 937 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:05,855 YOU'RE AN INDIAN SCOUT. YOU LOOK OUT THE DOOR. 938 01:18:05,898 --> 01:18:09,989 TIME COME TO TELL THE TRUTH. ME RED MAN WITH YELLOW STREAK. 939 01:18:10,033 --> 01:18:12,296 REAL NAME CHIEF CHICKEN FEATHER. 940 01:18:14,864 --> 01:18:18,302 WE'LL ALL LOOK OUT THE DOOR TOGETHER, YOU STUPID-- 941 01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:23,002 NOW ! 942 01:18:23,046 --> 01:18:25,701 TAKE-UM TO HILLS ! 943 01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:31,097 CHARGE ! 944 01:18:32,490 --> 01:18:34,884 BOSS, IN HERE. 945 01:18:43,544 --> 01:18:45,721 BOSS, IN HERE. 946 01:18:45,764 --> 01:18:48,898 YEAH, GOOD THINKING FOR ONCE. 947 01:18:57,036 --> 01:19:00,474 WHERE'D THEY GO ? 948 01:19:00,518 --> 01:19:04,348 [ Big Lunk ] WHAT'S GOING ON ? WHAT'S THE DIAL THING ? 949 01:19:12,443 --> 01:19:15,707 FUNNY. I HAD AN IDEA THEY MIGHT BE INSIDE THERE. 950 01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:18,188 GUESS I WAS WRONG.MAYBE YOU WEREN'T WRONG. 951 01:19:18,231 --> 01:19:21,017 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?I THINK WE'RE RID OF THEM. 952 01:19:21,060 --> 01:19:25,151 BUT OUR LOSS IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S GAIN.I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS. 953 01:19:25,195 --> 01:19:28,546 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. LET'S GET BACK TO THE PARTY. 954 01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:36,859 ♪ 955 01:19:56,182 --> 01:20:00,752 I KNOW YOU'LL BOTH BE VERY HAPPY. JA, JA, JA. 956 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:04,538 THANK YOU, AUNT WENDY.HELGA ? 957 01:20:04,582 --> 01:20:08,151 YOU KNOW, THE FUN IN BEING YOUNG IS BEING TOGETHER... 958 01:20:08,194 --> 01:20:10,327 WITH SOMEONE YOU LIKE. 959 01:20:10,370 --> 01:20:13,765 CONNIE ? 960 01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:18,248 FOR EVERY MAN... THERE IS A WOMAN. 961 01:20:18,291 --> 01:20:21,381 BUT WHAT HAVE I GOT ? 962 01:20:21,425 --> 01:20:26,386 YOU ! COME ON ! LET'S HAVE A SWIM. 963 01:20:37,615 --> 01:20:39,835 MUSH ! 964 01:20:42,228 --> 01:20:46,015 MMM. SAY, THAT'S NOT BAD. 965 01:20:47,755 --> 01:20:49,845 LOOK, A SHOOTING STAR ! 966 01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:57,983 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE WE WENT WRONG. 967 01:20:58,027 --> 01:21:01,117 I KNOW. IT WASN'T THE TEENAGERS ON EARTH WE HAD TO BE AFRAID OF. 968 01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:03,249 IT WAS THE ADULTS. 969 01:21:03,293 --> 01:21:06,818 SHOW ME A CRAZY TEENAGER, AND IN TEN YEARS I'LL SHOW YOU A CRAZY ADULT. 970 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:09,299 I VOTE WE FORGET THE WHOLE THING. 971 01:21:09,342 --> 01:21:12,215 WE WON'T BOTHER THEM, AND THEY WON'T BOTHER US. 972 01:21:12,258 --> 01:21:14,173 [ Explosion ] 973 01:21:14,217 --> 01:21:18,221 LISTEN TO ME. I CAN EXPLAIN.HE CAN EXPLAIN. 974 01:21:18,264 --> 01:21:22,051 PALE FACE SPEAKWITH FORKED TONGUE.CHIEF ROTTEN EAGLE ON YOUR SIDE. 975 01:21:23,313 --> 01:21:25,402 THEY INVADED US ? 976 01:21:25,445 --> 01:21:28,622 DO YOU BELIEVE THIS ? 977 01:21:28,666 --> 01:21:33,279 ♪ 978 01:21:51,384 --> 01:21:59,915 ♪ 979 01:23:07,504 --> 01:23:11,812 CLOSED-CAPTIONED BY CAPTIONS, INC. LOS ANGELES 73896

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