Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,219 --> 00:00:06,360
Pozharskaya knows about this?
2
00:00:09,367 --> 00:00:10,520
Yes, she's already there.
3
00:00:12,125 --> 00:00:15,200
Asks questions, what kind of barrels,
who were they going to.
4
00:00:23,344 --> 00:00:24,760
Sashul, hello.
5
00:00:26,172 --> 00:00:28,640
I have a business proposal for you.
6
00:00:29,766 --> 00:00:32,880
Need you with your people
attacked Two Hills.
7
00:00:40,047 --> 00:00:43,316
The virus was sweeping the planet
mowing men,
8
00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,800
like rye on a golden field.
9
00:00:46,258 --> 00:00:49,960
The remaining misogynists fought
in death agony
10
00:00:50,086 --> 00:00:52,200
crushing and raping everything around.
11
00:00:52,687 --> 00:00:58,160
Then poor Greta realized
that her beloved Stockholm is doomed.
12
00:00:59,258 --> 00:01:04,280
Having gathered like-minded people, Gretochka
went in search of a new home
13
00:01:04,468 --> 00:01:06,560
suitable for a peaceful life.
14
00:01:08,258 --> 00:01:12,920
Nine months they trudged
through Europe blazing in chaos.
15
00:01:14,234 --> 00:01:18,840
Reaching the lands of Castile-La Mancha,
friends are completely exhausted.
16
00:01:20,086 --> 00:01:24,360
Thirst and hunger exhausted and dried them out.
17
00:01:25,508 --> 00:01:30,796
When a friend is death in her vile
pink hoodie has already looked
18
00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,760
in the intelligent eyes of Greta, a miracle happened.
19
00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:42,400
Dawn came and in front of our friends
sprawled a beautiful apple orchard,
20
00:01:42,687 --> 00:01:45,720
who gave them salvation
from starvation.
21
00:01:46,234 --> 00:01:50,520
And then Greta realized
we need to create our own cities.
22
00:01:50,804 --> 00:01:57,120
Green, blooming, not overcrowded,
independent of the oil needle.
23
00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:01,640
So it was founded
first women's city of Manzanares,
24
00:02:01,953 --> 00:02:06,000
and the apple became a sacred symbol
all matriarchy.
25
00:02:06,297 --> 00:02:08,440
But the miracles didn't end there.
26
00:02:08,531 --> 00:02:13,960
Greta gave birth the next morning.
boy. And she called him not a son,
27
00:02:14,148 --> 00:02:18,680
but father. Future father of all
who will be born in the new world.
28
00:02:18,859 --> 00:02:23,040
Thus was born
the first keeper of the seed.
29
00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,240
Let mother's day begin.
30
00:02:34,093 --> 00:02:37,440
Those who want to become mothers please
31
00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:41,920
register to participate
in the traditional lottery.
32
00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,320
No, this waiting is driving me crazy.
33
00:03:36,197 --> 00:03:37,680
Let's make it to the holiday.
34
00:03:39,103 --> 00:03:40,960
We already missed the setting,
35
00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,880
and you still need to register
in the lottery.
36
00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,560
Mom, this lottery every year.
37
00:03:48,057 --> 00:03:52,920
True, honey, with your attitude to life
you will never accumulate social points for childbirth.
38
00:03:53,103 --> 00:03:57,080
And the lottery is your only chance.
You must make the most of it.
39
00:03:59,541 --> 00:04:00,920
Or do you want to be a mother?
40
00:04:03,447 --> 00:04:04,480
Of course I want.
41
00:04:08,049 --> 00:04:09,080
What, was I in a coma?
42
00:04:10,846 --> 00:04:11,886
What year is it now?
43
00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:14,690
Yes, the same.
44
00:04:15,752 --> 00:04:17,400
You came to us 12 hours ago.
45
00:04:21,258 --> 00:04:22,258
Kira!
46
00:04:24,453 --> 00:04:25,720
Finally. Why so long?
47
00:04:25,836 --> 00:04:27,356
Well, Elena Zoevna, a serious operation.
48
00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,400
Kidney, spleen, all under replacement.
They also found testicular cancer.
49
00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,480
Well, don't worry, we cut them off.
50
00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,480
And then cured and sewed back.
51
00:04:38,017 --> 00:04:39,840
Very well. Let's go, we're late.
52
00:04:46,446 --> 00:04:48,600
My beloved friends
53
00:04:49,298 --> 00:04:54,960
I would like to introduce you to the sponsor of our
today's holiday. Ball Bank.
54
00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,440
And now just "Ball".
55
00:04:56,751 --> 00:04:58,160
Just Ball.
56
00:04:58,954 --> 00:05:00,160
Unlucky in the lottery?
57
00:05:00,290 --> 00:05:03,320
Not enough social points for fertilization?
58
00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:06,280
Take a mamoteka
on favorable terms.
59
00:05:06,665 --> 00:05:10,280
For high school students
we have a low percentage
60
00:05:10,493 --> 00:05:11,840
only half a percent.
61
00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:16,120
Just half a percent?
It sounds kind of unbelievable.
62
00:05:16,329 --> 00:05:17,840
I swear on an apple.
63
00:05:19,142 --> 00:05:20,142
Please.
64
00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:25,720
I swear.
65
00:05:25,954 --> 00:05:30,000
You can see for yourself, friends.
This is a really low percentage.
66
00:05:30,353 --> 00:05:33,080
Now let's have some fun.
67
00:05:35,571 --> 00:05:38,560
So, I ran, and you go register,
and then you won't be able to.
68
00:05:41,017 --> 00:05:42,160
Vera Nadezhdovna!
69
00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,316
Vera Nadezhdovna,
Why didn't you tell your friends
70
00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,720
that they tried to bring alcohol into the city?
And not a word on the news.
71
00:05:49,556 --> 00:05:52,160
Elena Zoevna, well, have a conscience.
72
00:05:52,595 --> 00:05:54,440
Today is such a bright day.
73
00:05:55,110 --> 00:05:59,080
Tomorrow we'll start a biased investigation.
74
00:06:00,423 --> 00:06:03,480
And your primate's escape attempt
also consider.
75
00:06:04,345 --> 00:06:05,360
Do not worry.
76
00:06:06,243 --> 00:06:11,200
Let's just for a day today
Let's not think about politics.
77
00:06:15,384 --> 00:06:19,996
Well, for those who do not have enough social points,
the only way to get pregnant is
78
00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,560
is to win the lottery.
79
00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,800
Well, yes, there are no other options.
80
00:06:26,134 --> 00:06:27,494
Do you really want to be a mother?
81
00:06:27,899 --> 00:06:31,680
Everyone wants. This is a great purpose.
every girlfriend.
82
00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,680
Well, social status,
points and privileges.
83
00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:40,440
I will steal, I will take away, I will show Moscow.
84
00:06:41,454 --> 00:06:42,676
Get it, dirty primate.
85
00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,120
How evil I am. Well, come here!
86
00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,480
Go. Here you are. Here's what.
87
00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,720
Is it like me?
88
00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:52,000
No, it's an old tradition.
89
00:06:52,470 --> 00:06:54,680
They are just kidding. Let's go to?
90
00:06:59,235 --> 00:07:00,280
Kirk, I'm sorry.
91
00:07:01,071 --> 00:07:02,071
Come on.
92
00:07:02,884 --> 00:07:04,480
I've been so rude to you.
93
00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:08,840
Just lately
so many things have come up.
94
00:07:09,845 --> 00:07:10,965
Basically me.
95
00:07:12,876 --> 00:07:17,200
Friends, we invite you
to the attraction "Strong Woman".
96
00:07:17,405 --> 00:07:20,040
Girlfriend, don't you want to measure
pelvic muscle strength?
97
00:07:21,585 --> 00:07:25,120
Hello. Glad, what are you doing? Let's go to.
98
00:07:25,382 --> 00:07:27,920
Let's go further
there are so many other interesting things.
99
00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:30,916
Oh thanks.
100
00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,359
Oh what a slut you are.
101
00:07:40,652 --> 00:07:42,760
Oh, I'm drunk now.
102
00:07:45,293 --> 00:07:46,920
Go away!
103
00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,720
Maybe it's primates delivering
in the city of alcohol? But to whom?
104
00:07:54,824 --> 00:07:57,000
Len, well, I asked.
105
00:07:59,793 --> 00:08:02,360
Let's go and participate
in tugging of the umbilical cord.
106
00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,680
Vera Nadezhdovna,
Well, we are no longer 40-year-old girls.
107
00:08:06,074 --> 00:08:07,074
Let's go to.
108
00:08:13,816 --> 00:08:17,040
Hera, have you tried oatmeal jelly?
109
00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,240
This year it's just purple.
110
00:08:21,253 --> 00:08:22,640
Let's go look for grandma.
111
00:08:40,433 --> 00:08:41,520
Really fun.
112
00:08:43,378 --> 00:08:45,760
So let's go and take part in competitions, shall we?
113
00:08:47,613 --> 00:08:48,760
With pleasure.
114
00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:54,080
Push! Push! Breathe.
115
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,680
Push one more time. Push!
116
00:08:59,285 --> 00:09:00,480
Well done.
117
00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:09,520
This is how they were born
literally 100 years ago.
118
00:09:11,128 --> 00:09:17,880
But now, thanks to modern
childbirth technology is a pleasure.
119
00:09:23,027 --> 00:09:26,760
Here you are, girls, when you get
40,000 social points,
120
00:09:27,503 --> 00:09:29,080
you can become mothers.
121
00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:36,760
I will complain.
122
00:09:37,394 --> 00:09:38,516
It's disgusting.
123
00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:41,800
It's all natural, fool.
It is disgusting to milk the keepers.
124
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:50,876
Oh girls, come on, come on quick
until my shop was closed.
125
00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,240
Fast. And we will chat with you.
126
00:09:53,558 --> 00:09:54,800
You've already seen everything there.
127
00:09:55,613 --> 00:09:56,800
Did you want to run away yesterday?
128
00:09:59,011 --> 00:10:00,760
I'm putting you in danger.
129
00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,560
Are you dumb? Don't you see
that this world is not real?
130
00:10:05,378 --> 00:10:06,480
Shit under the dome.
131
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,520
Only you and Rada can change everything.
132
00:10:09,371 --> 00:10:10,371
How?
133
00:10:10,675 --> 00:10:13,480
By your example. Fuck, have kids.
134
00:10:20,238 --> 00:10:22,960
Johnny, you are the best, punish me.
135
00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,067
Ugh, this is some torture.
136
00:10:28,535 --> 00:10:30,036
And I think she likes it.
137
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,316
Harder. Harder, Johnny.
138
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,040
Why is she screaming like that then?
139
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,280
- Take me. Take me Johnny.
- Look, treat it like a story.
140
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,320
Here before humanity
so continued its kind.
141
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,400
This is some nonsense. Let's go to.
142
00:10:47,769 --> 00:10:48,840
Yet.
143
00:10:54,777 --> 00:10:55,777
Yet.
144
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,920
Category "Nicknames and nicknames".
145
00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:07,760
What was the name of the child in the oil age,
who had stool problems?
146
00:11:11,293 --> 00:11:12,293
Asshole.
147
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:14,839
Wrong.
148
00:11:16,972 --> 00:11:17,972
Tugoserya.
149
00:11:18,207 --> 00:11:19,207
Right.
150
00:11:19,527 --> 00:11:24,800
Oh, love, love, love,
151
00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:29,840
Lyuba, I give birth,
152
00:11:30,105 --> 00:11:34,640
This spring
153
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:39,040
Give birth to me again!
154
00:11:39,316 --> 00:11:44,040
I'll get social points
155
00:11:44,168 --> 00:11:49,000
You will collect social points,
156
00:11:49,253 --> 00:11:54,120
I'm a good mom
157
00:11:54,293 --> 00:11:58,680
You are a good mom!
158
00:12:06,566 --> 00:12:10,280
So, either save up half a life,
Or win the lottery, right?
159
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,480
Is there another way to get pregnant?
160
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:21,120
Yes, this method is the same. I have been eight years
I am participating in this lottery.
161
00:12:22,371 --> 00:12:26,360
And what, the natural method is impossible,
as mother nature bequeathed?
162
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,600
Don't vulgarize mother nature.
163
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,480
Your primitive method is terrible. I saw.
164
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,120
But it's fast and free.
165
00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:42,800
Well, not necessarily fast.
What's so bad about sex anyway?
166
00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:46,600
Much worse to fly
from some unknown man.
167
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,880
Seed keeper.
168
00:12:56,783 --> 00:12:59,520
Category "Workdays".
169
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:06,120
Where was the child sent?
if the mother wanted to go to work?
170
00:13:08,978 --> 00:13:09,978
In the orphanage.
171
00:13:12,814 --> 00:13:13,880
Wrong.
172
00:13:22,298 --> 00:13:23,298
Kindergarten.
173
00:13:23,978 --> 00:13:25,400
Well, that's what I said.
174
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,640
Friends, don't worry.
175
00:13:28,337 --> 00:13:29,800
Yes, we are not competing.
176
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,280
Why should we spoil such a bright holiday?
177
00:13:33,017 --> 00:13:34,760
Let's stay in the same category.
178
00:13:38,642 --> 00:13:41,720
You get a mole in a bag.
179
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,600
I didn't write this song alone.
Helped me...
180
00:13:46,829 --> 00:13:52,000
Thank you it was an interesting experience
although in my opinion
181
00:13:52,189 --> 00:13:53,840
the intro is a bit long.
182
00:14:08,337 --> 00:14:14,880
My mom's name is Eva!
So who is the other parent?
183
00:14:15,236 --> 00:14:18,556
Your parent is a keeper
My parent is a keeper
184
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:22,080
Our parent is the keeper
Planet savior!
185
00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:26,600
Hera, can you impregnate me?
186
00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:31,240
Well, as Mother Nature said.
187
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:32,829
Well, what?
188
00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:36,600
In this lottery, there is almost no chance to win,
while working as a teacher
189
00:14:37,079 --> 00:14:38,160
do not accumulate points.
190
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,000
Why are you looking at me like that?
191
00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:45,840
You do not mind?
192
00:14:46,408 --> 00:14:49,880
Should I? You are not my property.
Do what you want.
193
00:14:52,009 --> 00:14:53,009
Please.
194
00:14:57,095 --> 00:14:58,095
Good.
195
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:08,080
Friends, we have a quiz winner.
And this…
196
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:12,160
positive.
197
00:15:14,075 --> 00:15:15,640
We had a lot of fun.
198
00:15:19,114 --> 00:15:20,280
Well, congratulations on your win.
199
00:15:22,145 --> 00:15:23,145
7:4.
200
00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:28,360
Girlfriend, why did you think?
We don't compete. The positive won.
201
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:35,600
And let's check who is the best mother
in practice, not in theory.
202
00:15:37,981 --> 00:15:39,076
The lottery will now begin.
203
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,960
Fuck it, take the baby doll.
204
00:16:00,676 --> 00:16:06,960
Friends, very soon we will know the name
happy owner of the seed.
205
00:16:11,079 --> 00:16:12,079
Gera!
206
00:16:23,345 --> 00:16:25,840
Glad, I can see that you're upset.
207
00:16:27,306 --> 00:16:28,800
Just say you don't.
208
00:16:29,345 --> 00:16:31,360
Hera, this is your seed, give it to whoever you want.
209
00:16:33,642 --> 00:16:36,680
Okay, I'm going to try the oatmeal.
210
00:16:41,046 --> 00:16:45,920
See how it will look
our future baby. Purple, right?
211
00:16:47,101 --> 00:16:52,120
Actually, as your friend, I have to
to report that you are acting bypassing the rules.
212
00:16:53,585 --> 00:16:57,200
Radochka, please. Well don't be like me.
213
00:16:58,804 --> 00:16:59,804
OK.
214
00:17:00,608 --> 00:17:03,440
So, moms-to-be, here we go.
215
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,800
Friends, we're about to find out
the name of the winner.
216
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,280
And by the way, I know whose moonshine it is.
217
00:17:49,108 --> 00:17:50,280
- AND?
- My.
218
00:17:51,093 --> 00:17:54,640
Only you can't prove shit
drum skin.
219
00:17:57,788 --> 00:18:01,000
And becoming a mother...
220
00:18:04,382 --> 00:18:08,280
And becoming a mother...
221
00:18:13,101 --> 00:18:14,840
Rada Pozharskaya!
222
00:18:21,085 --> 00:18:23,676
Sorry. God. I just…
223
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,436
Keep social distance.
224
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,880
I'm so happy for you.
225
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:31,040
If now was the time for hugs
I would squeeze you right now.
226
00:18:31,218 --> 00:18:34,160
Elena Zoevna, what are you doing?
Pass the sling to your daughter.
227
00:18:51,846 --> 00:18:54,880
This is your future child.
You will soon become a mother.
228
00:18:55,713 --> 00:18:56,713
Congratulations.
229
00:19:03,283 --> 00:19:04,283
Let's go to.
230
00:19:04,705 --> 00:19:05,705
Where?
231
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,640
Make a baby. I want to give birth
with a friend on the same day.
232
00:19:08,807 --> 00:19:10,400
Let's go, let's go. I live nearby.
233
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,400
I want to say thank you to my family
234
00:19:17,796 --> 00:19:20,880
mother, grandmother.
235
00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:26,280
I thank August.
236
00:19:27,143 --> 00:19:29,120
Thanks for trying for me.
237
00:19:36,229 --> 00:19:40,760
I've been in Zoe's tent five times
watched the tutorial video
238
00:19:41,385 --> 00:19:44,960
so i know exactly what to do.
239
00:19:49,346 --> 00:19:55,040
John you are like my cousin
240
00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:58,360
just gotta check out my new tattoo.
241
00:20:04,463 --> 00:20:09,360
Brother, remember our holidays
on Lake Michigan.
242
00:20:12,924 --> 00:20:14,000
Listen.
243
00:20:17,988 --> 00:20:18,988
I'm sorry.
244
00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:31,520
Well, I don't think I forgot anyone.
245
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:33,200
Ball Bank.
246
00:20:33,378 --> 00:20:34,418
Just Ball.
247
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,760
Sorry, I don't want to have a baby right now.
248
00:21:10,675 --> 00:21:16,080
Touch me when all the stars...
249
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,400
Gerdos, thanks for the invitation.
250
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,200
What? No.
251
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:32,899
Let her go!
252
00:21:35,719 --> 00:21:37,720
Dear ladies, this is a raid.
253
00:21:38,493 --> 00:21:41,400
The city becomes our property.
254
00:22:07,908 --> 00:22:10,000
Well? Hello bitches.
255
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,800
Let my daughter go. Do you hear? Let go!
256
00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:20,580
Let go!
257
00:22:20,783 --> 00:22:22,120
We also take this beauty.
258
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,000
Let me go!
259
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,320
- Dont touch me!
- Mother!
260
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,360
Don't touch me, primate. Glad!
261
00:22:28,486 --> 00:22:31,000
- Mother!
- Glad! Let me in!
262
00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,840
Baron, what is it?
263
00:22:43,679 --> 00:22:44,679
Now.
264
00:22:50,414 --> 00:22:53,800
Vera, where are the promised nishtyaki?
265
00:22:54,055 --> 00:22:57,360
Sasha, I was thinking, you know so much.
266
00:22:58,164 --> 00:22:59,920
You have to shut your mouth somehow.
267
00:23:06,782 --> 00:23:07,782
Hands up!
268
00:23:11,344 --> 00:23:12,344
This is a base.
19280
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Samoan
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
