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"Cheers"Is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Oh, here you go,
Cliffy. How about
Getting your mom
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A pair of these soothing
Gel-filled insoles
And odor eliminators?
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It's only her birthday.
It's not christmas.
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How about one of these
Lucite snack trays
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That plays
The theme from "Cats"?
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Valentine's day, 1963.
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Back then,
It played "Exodus."
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Hummingbird feeder?
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You guys are just being
Silly now, all right?
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Well, then, cliff,
I'm afraid you're
Going to have to spend
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A little more than $1.99
For your mom's gift.
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Ah, you're right, normy.
You only turn 70 once.
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Speaking as a mom,
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You know,
When my kids
Give me gifts,
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The ones that always
Mean the most to me
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Are the ones they
Make themselves.
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For instance,
Look at this little
Key chain here.
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Anthony made this
For me the first year
He went away to camp.
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Carried it with me
Ever since.
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I think it might be
The most precious
Thing I own.
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I'll, uh, give you
3 bucks for it.
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Done.
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything you got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away *
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* sometimes you wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Sam, you're working
A big party the 26th
At mr. Gaines'.
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Another big party?
How come you
Always get roped
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Into running
These things?
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I'm not running this.
I'm just delivering
The message.
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Yes, I will be
Attending the party,
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But as
An honored guest--
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An honored guest
Who happens to show up
A couple of hours early
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And leave a couple
Of hours late.
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And I will do
As any other
Good guest will--
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Help clean up and
Maybe park a few cars.
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So, what's the shindig
For this time?
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Oh, it's one of those
"Welcome back
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"From your fabulous
All-expense-paid trip
To europe,
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You sniveling snot rat
Of a vice president's
Daughter's" tennis brunch.
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Gee, I've never
Been to one of those.
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Good.
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You're tending bar.
There's the address.
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I'll see you at 10:00
Sunday morning.
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She played
Right into my hands.
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Rebecca: if I do
Say so myself,
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I do throw
A lovely party.
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Oh, mr. Gaines,
I don't believe
I've been introduced
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To the guest of honor,
Your lovely daughter.
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Oh, kelly would
Love to meet you.
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Oh, she's busy.
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Jack daniels, neat.
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Coming right up, sir.
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Say, aren't you
Sam malone?
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Didn't you used
To be a pitcher?
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Yep, that's me.
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Now you're doing this?
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Well, nothing wrong
With tending bar.
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It's good, honest work.
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Um, here's a little
Something for you.
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Those rich snobs, man.
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They think
They can look down
Their noses at you
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And then make
Everything better
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By slipping you
A measly--50 bucks!
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Two white wines,
Please.
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Yes, sir.
Coming right up here.
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You know, woody,
I'll tell you,
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It's a long way
From pitching in
The major leagues
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To slinging drinks.
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What am I gonna do,
You know?
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I mean, life dealt me
This lousy hand.
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I guess, I'm...
Just going to have
To play it out, huh?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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Uh, there are
Your drinks.
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Thank you.
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Oh...Bless you.
Bless you.
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I'm definitely
On to something.
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Excuse me, bartender.
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A little
More champagne?
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Sure.
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Maybe I'll get
A tip, too, sam.
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Hey, listen. Whoa, whoa.
Listen, this whining
For dollars routine's mine.
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Anyway, I'll be summering
In d.C., god help me.
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Dad's favored me
With the option
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Of going up
On the hill to page
Or being a clerk.
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So, uh,
What do you think?
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Well, excuse me
For interrupting,
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But I'd go
With the clerk job.
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I had a blast
The summer
I clerked
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At the piggly
Wiggly.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm sure you did,
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But, uh, I was talking
About being a legal clerk.
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Oh, this was all
On the up and up.
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Are you always
This obtuse?
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The cummerbund
Makes my waist
Look thick.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, "Thick"--
That's the word
I was searching for.
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Write it
On your hand.
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You'll never
Forget it.
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He's very funny.
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Well, here's to you,
Malone, and, uh,
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I wish you lots of luck
On that triple bypass.
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Thank you.
Bless your heart.
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You have a heart
Problem, sam?
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Yeah. It feels
Like there's something
Pressing on it.
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Maybe like...
All this cash.
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Excuse me,
Uh, bartender.
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Can I give you
A little tip?
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Looking good, sam.
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Sure.
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For the rest
Of the afternoon,
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Just keep
Your mouth shut.
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Excuse me?
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You're here to work,
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Not to chitchat
With the guests.
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You think just
Because you're rich
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You can boss people
Around?
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We got guys like you
Back in hanover.
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You know
What we call them?
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What?
"Sir."
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But after we say it,
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We roll our eyes.
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You know, kid,
You're really
Starting to annoy me.
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I think I'm going
To teach you some manners.
Let's step outside.
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry,
All right?
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I was out of line.
I don't want to fight.
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You're not as stupid
As you look.
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Now I want to fight.
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Whoa, whoa.
What's going on here, man?
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This guy just said
I wasn't as stupid
As I look, sam.
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Just whoa, whoa, whoa.
Come here, come here.
Listen.
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Whoa, whoa. Stop it.
I mean it, really.
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Listen, before you
Go out there,
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Let me just say
A couple of things here.
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Now, I've been a bartender
For quite a few years,
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And I've broken up
A lot of fights in my day,
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And I'll tell you,
No matter who's involved,
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Whether they're rich guys
Or poor guys,
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Tall guys or short guys,
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Fat guys, skinny guys,
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Guys with speech
Impediments--
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What's your point?
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Well, the point is that
Usually by this point
In the story,
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The guys would forget
What they're angry about,
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And they'd
Kind of wander away.
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Yeah, well, I--I, uh...
I guess this isn't
The right time or place.
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Yeah. You're right.
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All right. There you go.
Very good, very good.
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Now, why don't you,
Uh, just go back to
The bar here, woody?
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Will you tell me
The rest of the story
Later, sam?
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Well, maybe we'll,
Uh, we'll meet again
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When your daddy
Isn't around.
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I don't need him
To protect me.
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I'll meet you
Anywhere, anytime.
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You can find me
At cheers.
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I'll see you there
Tomorrow.
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I'll be there
With bells on.
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That's just
An expression.
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Excuse me,
Please.
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Excuse me.
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Yeah.
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Sam, I heard what
You've been doing--
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Going around
Giving everyone
A hard-luck story
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So they'll give you
Big tips.
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I find that
Completely
Unprofessional,
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And I will not
Condone it.
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I'm gonna dock you
A day's pay.
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Do you hear that?
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Woody, cognac
For all my friends.
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We're celebrating
This year's recipient
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Of the fiske foundation
Grant.
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All right. I knew you
Could do it, buddy.
What the hell is it?
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It's a very prestigious
And lucrative fellowship
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That will enable me,
Finally, after
All these years,
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To complete my treatise--
"Man's need to work:
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A never-ending drive
To build, create,
And achieve."
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It must feel
Pretty good.
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Oh, you bet.
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If I can cop
One more fat grant,
It's loaf city.
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Ahh. The only thing
Missing now
Is a fine cigar.
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Well, allow me.
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Carla, three of
Your finest tampas,
Please.
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You got it, gentlemen.
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Look at these beauties.
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That'll be 45 cents.
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Carla, he asked
For a cigar,
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Not this flammable
Bratwurst.
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Come on, frase.
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These are
Pretty tasty.
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Yeah, and they
Outlast the others
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By what, a good
Eight or nine hours?
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Cliffy,
Make a smoke ring
Go around my head
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The way you do.
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Ok, boyd. I'm here.
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Yeah. So am I.
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Of course,
I'm always here,
So it's no big deal.
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You know,
I wouldn't feel right
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Beating you senseless
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Unless I warn you
In advance
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I was on the boxing team
At princeton.
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Yeah? Well, while you're
Beating me senseless,
Keep this in mind--
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I was first alternate
On the hanover high
Boxing squad.
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What is that
Supposed to mean?
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That means if anybody
Got sick or hurt,
I'd be the one--
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No.
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I mean, is that supposed
To make you a tough guy?
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Tough enough.
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Yeah, well, the proof
Is in the pudding.
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All right,
That does it.
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Nobody says that
To me.
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Who wants to see
A rich boy get
His butt whupped?
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Yeah!
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Woody!
Woody!
Woody!
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Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
I can't leave here.
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Look, if you're going
To fight, go fight
In the back.
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But remember, you got
To bus your own blood.
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Let's go.
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Woody!
Woody!
Woody!
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Woody!
Woody!
Woody...
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[pow, thud]
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Rich guy!
Rich guy!
Rich guy!
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Rich guy!
Rich guy!
Rich guy...
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Uhh. Did I get struck
By lightning?
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No, woody.
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Oh, right. I guess
That only happens
Once in your life.
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He's ok.
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Gee, I hate for you guys
To see me like this--
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All dopey
And muddle-headed.
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00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:54,581
Yeah. We barely
Recognized you.
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We boyds don't appreciate
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Having our faces caved in.
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Yeah?
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00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,687
I'm going
To get that guy.
246
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,555
Whoa.
Calm down, woody.
247
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,591
Isn't it enough
That you left
Little bits of face
248
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,860
In his pinkie ring?
249
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,495
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
250
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,265
And your nose really
Messed up his shoeshine
When you fell.
251
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,837
I'm going to get
That guy. I'm going
To get him good.
252
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,972
Aw, come on, woody.
How can you get him, man?
253
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:22,810
He's rich, he's smart,
He's in good shape,
He's tough,
254
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,544
Hangs out with
A better class
Of people.
255
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,713
Hey.
Hey.
256
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,415
You know what I'm
Talking about, guys.
257
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,818
Oh. Yeah.
Oh. Yeah.
258
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,820
Hey.
Hey.
259
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,691
How could I
Get that guy?
260
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,628
He must have
Some weak spot.
261
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,330
Oh, hi. I hope
I'm not too late.
262
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:46,199
I heard my boyfriend
Was coming here to fight
That nice bartender.
263
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:50,070
Fight? I've had sneezes
That lasted longer.
264
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,808
Oh, I am so sorry
Nash did this.
265
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,144
He has such
A ridiculous temper.
266
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,579
If there's anything
I can do, please,
267
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:03,316
Don't hesitate to ask.
268
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,952
Are your hands just
Naturally this soft,
269
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,320
Or you use
A special lotion?
270
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,557
Lotion, but you can't
Buy it in the states.
271
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,959
Smells good, too.
272
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,561
No, it's fragrance free.
You smell my hair.
273
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,898
I rinse it in an essence
Of belgian wildflowers.
274
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,435
Do they make
A boy's version?
275
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,375
I'll have
My personal shopper check
And send you a case.
276
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,178
I feel just terrible
About what nash did.
277
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:34,681
It'd be a shame
If you got a scar
On that cute face.
278
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,216
I'll be ok.
279
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,817
Ok. Bye.
280
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,586
Bye.
281
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:44,124
Now, how could I get
That nash guy?
282
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,659
Woody, woody, I think
It's kind of obvious,
283
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,361
If you know what I mean.
284
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:52,399
Beat up his girlfriend?
285
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,238
I don't think
You could.
286
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,274
Whoa.
287
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,142
Come on.
288
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,944
Now, think with me
Here. Think.
289
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,979
Now, have you met
Anybody recently
290
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,214
Kind of cute,
You know?
291
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,016
Somebody
Who smells good
292
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,218
And has hair
Down to here?
293
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:15,122
I'm interested in
What you're saying, sam,
But I just had a thought.
294
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,423
If I went out
With that girl,
295
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,792
I could make nash
Real jealous.
296
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,794
Woody!
Woody!
Woody!
297
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,863
I'm back!
298
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:28,335
This has been
A fabulous day.
299
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,803
As I walked
Through the halls
Of headquarters,
300
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,405
I received
Nothing but kudos
301
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,641
For my fantastic party
Yesterday.
302
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,976
Mr. Gaines said
303
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:39,412
I displayed leadership,
Imagination, and class.
304
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,414
I am it.
305
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,517
That's great, miss howe.
306
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,520
Listen, uh,
Do you think it'd be ok
If I took an hour off?
307
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,190
Of course, woody.
Take two.
You deserve it.
308
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,859
Oh, great. I'm going
To go ask your boss
309
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,794
For permission to date
His daughter, ok?
310
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,663
Ok.
311
00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:00,633
Nooo!
312
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,109
"And so, mr. Gaines,
313
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,810
"Please allow me
To stress again
314
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,812
"In the strongest way
Possible
315
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:16,583
"That my being here
In no way reflects
Upon miss rebecca howe
316
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:21,321
Or her chance
For advancement
In your corporation."
317
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,623
I'll take that
Under advisement.
318
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,592
Now if you'll
Please get on
With your business?
319
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,460
Yes, sir.
320
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,262
My business is...
321
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,732
That I'd like permission
To date your daughter kelly.
322
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,268
I think you'll find
That I'm generous,
Hard-working,
323
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:39,106
Friendly, cheerful,
And honest.
324
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,574
Oh, yeah.
And I'm funny, too.
325
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,144
Well-presented,
Young man,
326
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,446
And a charming,
Old-fashioned
Gesture besides.
327
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,880
Ready to hit
The links, walter?
328
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,682
In a minute, nash.
329
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:50,850
Anyway,
As you can see,
330
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,153
Your visit has been
In vain, mr. Boyd.
331
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,689
My daughter kelly has been
Dating young nash here
For some years now.
332
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:57,757
Well, boyd,
333
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,626
How's that chin
Healing?
334
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,962
Never mind my chin.
How's your ring?
335
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:09,936
Nash, it, uh,
Seems mr. Boyd here
Has his eye on kelly.
336
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,205
Oh. Well,
What a coincidence.
337
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,842
Only yesterday
He had his eye
On my topsiders.
338
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:18,245
Come on, son,
We're on the tee
In 10 minutes.
339
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:22,215
It sounds good,
But I have to warn you,
I've never played before.
340
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,655
Uh, he's talking
To me, gomer.
341
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,724
Gaines: you'll, uh,
Show yourself out?
342
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,198
Well, you'd better
Get going, boyd.
343
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,733
You're going to be
Late for that bus.
344
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,102
A lot you know.
345
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,405
Doesn't come around
For another 15 minutes.
346
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,142
Gaines:
Nash!
347
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,311
Let's do it!
348
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,114
I'll see you later,
Kelly.
349
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:57,150
Got to go let your dad
Beat me at golf again.
350
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,523
Well, I'd better
Be going, too.
351
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,429
Wait a minute.
352
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,798
I heard your dad's answer
And I heard nash's answer,
353
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:15,034
But I still haven't
Heard your answer yet.
354
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,138
Oh, gosh, woody,
I couldn't.
355
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,207
I understand.
356
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,578
Wait a minute.
357
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,881
Why not?
358
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,350
I'm not
Nash's property,
359
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:33,853
And I just hate it
When he always
Assumes that I am.
360
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,724
Well, beans!
This will show him.
361
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,059
Aw, that--that's great.
That is terrific.
362
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,461
All right.
363
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,563
I'll--I'll pick you up
Tomorrow at 8:00, ok?
364
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,633
Now, I promise you,
You're going to have
The best time possible.
365
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,269
You may think
From looking at me that
I'm an unsophisticated guy
366
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,305
Who doesn't know his way
Around, but you're going
To find out I do, ok?
367
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,707
I'll see you.
368
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,449
Woody?
369
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,450
Yes?
370
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,685
Do you know
You're in a closet?
371
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,457
Yeah, but I thought
It might be more
Sophisticated
372
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,058
Just to lay low
And then sneak out
373
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,594
After everyone
Went to bed.
374
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,867
Good night.
375
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,802
Good night.
376
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,677
Sam, has woody come back
From his date yet?
377
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:31,611
Uh-uh.
378
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,779
I've changed
His schedule around
379
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,447
So he can have all
Of his evenings off
380
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,550
So he can continue
To date that
Lovely young woman.
381
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,085
Wait a minute.
Now you want them
To date?
382
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,320
I mean, what happened
To the attack
383
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:44,824
Of the screaming
Boss lady from hell?
384
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,827
Now, I will admit
That I didn't want him
To ask her out originally,
385
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,796
But let's face it--
He's on a date with her.
386
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,332
And the more they date,
The more of a chance
He has to become
387
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:56,836
The boss' son-in-law.
And bosses' sons-in-law
Become vps.
388
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:57,904
And in
The corporate world,
389
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:01,107
It always helps to have
A vp in your corner.
390
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,776
That's disgusting.
391
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,778
Sam, I don't
Make up the rules,
392
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,647
I just follow them.
393
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,253
Thanks again
For a wonderful
Evening, woody.
394
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,188
You introduced me
To a whole new world.
395
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,490
Yeah, it's hard
To believe a girl
Like you has never been
396
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,927
To a monster truck
And tractor pull before.
397
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,732
Whoa, woody.
On the first date.
398
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,967
How you going
To top that, buddy?
399
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:31,238
Well, there's
No need to top it.
Uh, it's a one-shot deal.
400
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,505
What do you mean?
401
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,873
I mean, the only reason
She went out with me
402
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,808
Was to make a point
With her boyfriend.
403
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,044
Wait a minute.
How do you know that?
404
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,513
'cause she told me.
I mean, it only seems fair.
405
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,648
The only reason
I went out with her
406
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,350
Was to get revenge
At her boyfriend,
407
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,618
At least
That's what I told her.
408
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,720
Woody, that is
Beautiful.
409
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,289
That's the kind
Of honesty
410
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,358
That's going
To keep you out
Of marriage.
411
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,631
Kelly.
412
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,800
Your dad said
I might find you here.
413
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,203
Nash, I know what
You're going to say, and
I don't want to hear it.
414
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,939
I'm tired of being
Treated like chattel.
415
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,642
Excuse me. I think
That's pronounced
"Cattle."
416
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,816
You know, when I heard
What you were up to,
417
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,418
I got really mad.
418
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,620
Then I--
Well, I realized...
419
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,290
You couldn't possibly
Be doing this for
Your own enjoyment,
420
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:26,359
So you must be doing it
To prove a point to me.
421
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,596
And I have to say,
Point well taken.
422
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:33,633
This has been a humbling
Experience for me.
Nothing personal.
423
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,403
That's ok.
I didn't understand.
424
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,774
Anyway, from now on,
New nash.
425
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:45,244
I just hope you'll
Give me another chance.
426
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,547
Well...
427
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:48,481
Ok.
428
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,949
Great. Hey, let's go.
429
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,519
Maybe we can catch
A late supper at giuseppe's.
430
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,721
I don't know, I--
431
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,790
Are we finished
With our date, woody?
432
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,092
Yeah, ok.
I--I guess
It's over,
433
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,828
If you want.
434
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:06,666
Well, thanks again
For a fun evening.
435
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,135
Kelly.
436
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,304
What?
437
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,606
Nothing.
438
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,942
Do you have something
You want to say to me,
Woody?
439
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,110
No.
440
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,479
I had a great time.
441
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,414
It was nice
Meeting you.
442
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:24,851
I was really happy
To get to know you.
443
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:28,388
I guess I did have
Something to say
To you.
444
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:32,492
So, I...I guess we
Should be leaving.
445
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,494
Yeah, I guess I should
Be getting back to work.
446
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:35,962
Well, have fun working.
447
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,030
Yeah, have fun leaving.
448
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:45,572
Woody, come on, man.
Go get her.
449
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:47,674
I can't, sam.
What could I
Possibly say to her?
450
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,241
Just say,
"I like you.
451
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,677
Will you go out
With me again?"
452
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,044
Oh, right.
Just like that.
453
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,046
And she's going to dump
Her rich boyfriend
454
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:57,450
Who she's been seeing
For all these years
For poor old nobody woody.
455
00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:01,821
I'm afraid the real world
Doesn't work like that,
Sam. Trust me.
456
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,122
Now, woody, come on.
Hey, listen.
457
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,657
Just do me a favor.
Go get her.
458
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,026
Now, if it
Doesn't work out,
I'll buy you dinner.
459
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,461
If it does,
You owe me.
460
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:11,263
Just go out there,
Say, "I like you.
461
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,732
Will you go out
With me again?"
462
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,667
Come on. Before
It's too late.
Go get her.
463
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,769
I'll give it
A try, sam.
464
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,741
Excuse me.
465
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,446
Kelly, uh...
466
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,217
I like you.
467
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:34,353
Will you go out
With me again?
468
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,022
Well, sure.
469
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,990
Oh, great, great.
470
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:41,127
Well, we can't
Do it tonight.
I got to take sam out.
471
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,432
Oh, no, no.
472
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:47,366
It's ok.
We can go out now.
473
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,036
Uh, yeah, I have
A standing reservation
474
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,338
At pizza by the yard.
475
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:55,007
Oh, wait a minute.
What about nash?
476
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:58,445
Well, I was getting
In the car with him,
When I realized...
477
00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:01,614
Woody, I have a lot
More fun with you.
478
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,783
Aw. Well, I know
What you mean.
479
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:08,555
I didn't have much fun
With nash, either.
480
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,022
Hey, miss howe?
481
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,592
Uh, can I leave now
To take kelly out?
482
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,494
I promise I'll work
A double next week.
483
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:17,196
Oh, don't worry
About it. Go. Go ahead.
Have a good time.
484
00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:18,931
And if you want
To stay out real late
And get married,
485
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:22,234
Then come in
Anytime tomorrow.
486
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,803
You're the greatest,
Miss howe.
487
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,705
Ok, let's hurry.
If we get there by 6:00,
488
00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:28,274
We can sit
At the pac-man table.
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What's a pac-man?
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Oh, kelly, I have
So much to teach you.
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