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Diane: "Cheers" is filmed
Before a live studio audience.
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Sammy,
Got three questions.
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One--who's going
To fix the ball return
On the pool table?
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Ok, I'll check
That today.
Check.
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Two--how much vermouth
For next month?
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Uh, an extra case.
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Three--why? Why? Why?
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Oh, come on,
Don't start with me
About the wedding.
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Oh, sammy, sammy!
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It actually looks like
You're going to go through
With this horrible thing.
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Why do you want
To marry this woman?
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I don't know,
Carla. It...
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It's not easy
To explain.
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I mean, why did you
Marry nick?
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Why? 'cause I was stupid,
That's why.
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Well...Actually,
There was a little more.
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What?
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You tell anybody this,
And I'll kill you.
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Oh, ok.
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Nick made me feel all...
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All...Squooshy inside.
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Squooshy?
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Squooshy.
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Yeah, well...
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That's how diane
Makes me feel--
All squooshy.
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Oh, yuck!
Double yuck! Oh!
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I'm going to throw up!
That is so disgusting!
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You said it!
What are you--
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I married nick
'cause he knocked me up.
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This is sickening! Oh!
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I only said it
'cause you said it.
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I need some air.
No, don't--
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Hey, guys, listen to this.
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Sam says diane makes him
Feel all squooshy.
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Oh, sammy!
Oh, sammy!
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Squooshy...
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Ohh!
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Excuse me, young man.
I'm dr. Sumner sloane.
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I'm looking for
Diane chambers.
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Gee, I hope
She's not sick.
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No, I'm not a medical doctor.
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I'm in the literature department
At boston university,
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Where I occupy a chair.
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Hey, don't worry
About it.
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That's all I did
In school, too.
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Hey, that's
Sumner sloane there.
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The famous
Sumner sloane.
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The man who
Jilted diane?
Yep.
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He made a bigger
Doofus out of her
Than she made out of you.
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No easy trick.
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Oh, boy, that was one
Of your major league dumps, too.
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Poor little diane,
Up there on our doorstep,
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You know, turning to us
For shelter from life's storm.
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Yeah.
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Boy, oh, boy,
It seems like a long time ago,
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Doesn't it, normie?
Yep.
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A lot's changed since
That fateful night, huh?
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Yeah.
As I recall,
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You were
Sitting over there
Drinking a beer,
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And I was
Sitting right here
Having a beer
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Kind of wishing
You'd shut up.
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Good memory.
Yeah.
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[diane laughing]
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Hello, diane.
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Hello, sumner.
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Hello, sam, old man.
Sumner.
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I understand
Congratulations
Are in order.
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You heard about
Our engagement?
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Yes. Wonderful news
Traveled fast.
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Sam, old man,
I'd like to steal away
Your lovely bride-to-be
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For a private chat
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With your permission.
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You're not going
To try and take her
Away from me,
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Are you, sumner?
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It's obvious you've cast
A spell over diane
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That someone with even
My considerable charms
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Would find difficult
To break.
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Well, maybe with your charms
And a jug of cheap wine.
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Hello.
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I'm dr. Frasier crane.
Perhaps you've heard of me.
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Not till this moment.
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Well, it just so happens
That I was once engaged
To diane, too.
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Ah. Is there anyone
In this bar you haven't
Been engaged to?
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Well, I believe
The floor is now open
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To nominations
For pompous ass
Of the year award.
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Hey, remember us,
Dr. Sloane?
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How could I forget?
Barney, wally, ed.
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When I heard
Of your impending
Marriage to sam,
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I thought perhaps
I had overestimated you.
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So I pored through
Everything that
You'd written--
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Letters, poems,
Short stories.
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The pages burned
With your talent, diane.
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And I was singed.
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Why are you
Telling me this?
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I was so impressed by one
Of your unfinished novels,
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I took the liberty
Of sending it to a friend
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Who's an editor
At houghton mifflin.
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You had no right
To do that.
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While he concurs with me
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That it's rough,
Embryonic, and immature,
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He loves it...
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And thinks it has
A very good chance
Of being published.
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Published?!
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I knew it.
I felt it.
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I've never
Been more alive
In my life
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Than when
I was writing that.
Which one was it?
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"Jocasta's conundrum".
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Yes!
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I'm going to be
A novelist!
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I'm going to be
A novelist!
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This doesn't
Guarantee publication.
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He has other people
To convince.
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And he'll have to see
The finished work.
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Actually, I haven't
Quite finished it.
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I haven't written for...
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Five years.
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That's about
The same amount of time
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You've been interred
In this tomb of thought.
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Oh...Roughly.
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It's imperative
You get out of here
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And finish this novel
Immediately.
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You can use
My cabin in maine.
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It's where I go to do
Most of my profound thinking.
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You'll love it.
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Ted koppel has a little place
Right down the road.
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I can't. I'm going
To marry sam.
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Do you realize
The implications of
The choice you're making?
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There's no choice.
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A woman can be married
And write, too.
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Oh, I get it.
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You're going to write
The great american novel
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In between driving the kids
To little league games,
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Changing the litter box,
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And teaching sam pinochle
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So you can have
The mundanes
Over to dinner.
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Well, even if
I can't do both,
I don't care.
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Of course you don't.
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Sam's bludgeoned
All the spirit
Out of you
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And dragged you
Back down to his level.
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No one was dragged,
Sumner.
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Sam and I
Walked arm-in-arm
To his level.
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I think you'd
Better leave now.
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Yes, I'll leave.
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But the time will come
When you'll look back
On this moment
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And realize you made
A terrible mistake.
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I'm glad I won't be around
To witness that.
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So am I.
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Touche.
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How appropriate that
As I take my leave of you,
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You are holding
The eight ball.
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Goodbye, diane.
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Diane: sam?
Yeah.
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Well, there you are.
Where have you been?
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I was at
The dentist.
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I had something
Caught in my teeth.
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Oh.
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What are you
Up to there?
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I've started addressing
Our wedding invitations.
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So...What did sumner
Have to say?
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Well, it seems he has
Submitted the manuscript
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Of one of my novels
To an editor
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Who thinks it
Might be publishable
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With a little work.
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Well, that's great...
Isn't it?
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Well, it's very flattering.
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And I'm not easily flattered.
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No, I know, I know.
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That's--
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That's one of
The most remarkable
Things about you.
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Thank you, sam.
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Hey, wait a minute,
You know.
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This could
Work out perfectly.
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Why don't we postpone
The wedding?
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Postpone it?
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Yeah! Absolutely.
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I mean, you could go off
And finish your book.
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And it would give me
A chance to do something
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I've wanted to do
All my life.
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What?
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What do you mean,
What? You want me
To name it?
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That'd be good.
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Well, I'd take
A trip to the orient.
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Yeah, yeah, I always
Wanted to go to the orient.
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You've never said anything
About a trip to the orient.
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Well, no, not
In so many words,
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But, I mean,
You know how much
I like chinese food.
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It's...
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Sam, I've waited
Several years
For this marriage
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And I don't want
To wait any longer.
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I'm starting
To get scared.
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Oh, no.
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Something always seems
To screw us up.
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Usually it's you.
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Sometimes it's me.
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Let's get married now.
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What do you mean, now?
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Now. Tonight.
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Tonight.
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Yeah.
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What's the rush?
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It feels like you
Want to do this fast
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So that you don't
Change your mind.
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You're the one
Who seems to be
Changing his mind.
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No, no, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
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Well, good, then
There's no problem.
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Let's marry tonight.
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Well, maybe we will,
Maybe we won't.
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We ought to
Think about this.
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All right, fine.
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You sit down,
Think about it.
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I'll make us some tea.
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If you get stuck,
Call me. I'll come in
And jiggle your head.
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Tea time, dear.
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I've had
A great life.
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My grandson's
A 25-game winner
With the...
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Red sox...
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I've got the prettiest
Wife in town.
Ohh!
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And I can still fire off
The old booster rockets
Now and again.
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And don't forget
Your pinochle's
Coming along quite well.
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Yes, yes. You know,
Now that I've got
The hang of it,
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I kinda
Like that game.
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Who called there
A minute ago?
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That was your
Granddaughter samantha.
Oh!
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She said
To tell her gramps
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That she has
A new boyfriend.
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Uh-oh.
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What's he like?
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Well, he sounds like
A fine young man.
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She says he has
His doctorate in...
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Laser beam
Demolecularization.
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Only one thing
Kept me from going
Into that myself.
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I don't have
The brains
Of a turnip.
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[both laugh]
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[knock on door]
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I'll get it.
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Maybe you'd
Better do it.
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I'd rather watch
You walk anyway.
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You know, it is
Absolutely amazing
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How you've held on
To your figure.
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00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:35,195
Well, it's amazing how you've
Held on to it, too.
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Oh, clifford.
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You hit the jackpot
There, diane.
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Oh, thanks so much.
Would you like to come in
And have a cup of tea?
250
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,742
Oh, don't mind if I do.
251
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,778
Good.
252
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,548
When are you going
To retire, cliff?
253
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:59,686
Retire?
Hell's bells, sammy.
254
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:04,057
Being a mailman's
Still the surest way I know
255
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,726
Of meeting the, uh...
256
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,563
Women!
Women.
257
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,368
[knock on door]
258
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,637
I'll get it.
259
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,706
No, maybe not.
260
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:26,579
Let me. We seem to be
Very popular today.
261
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,918
Ohh...
Evening, everybody.
262
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,152
Both: norm!
263
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,686
Norman.
264
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,721
What's up, norm?
265
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,957
Me, about 30 times a night.
266
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:43,163
Norman, shall I get you
A cup so you can join us
In some tea?
267
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,065
No, no,
Thanks, diane.
268
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,300
I'm just here
To pick up cliffie.
269
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,502
We're going
To go on over
270
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,438
To woody's bar
And have
A few beers.
271
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,639
Well, tell woody
We say hi.
272
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,174
Yeah.
273
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,542
How's he doing
With the bar?
274
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,410
Well, sammy,
He's turned it
275
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,112
Into a real
Family enterprise,
276
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,547
You know. He's...
277
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,516
He and his kid
Are working
Behind the bar.
278
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,686
And he's got his wife
And daughter are
Actually waiting tables.
279
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:10,523
End of the evening,
They apparently take off
All their shoes and socks
280
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,425
And add up
The receipts.
281
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,900
Yeah...
We're out of here.
282
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,034
Cliffie.
283
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,070
Women.
284
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,704
We're out of here.
285
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,439
Well, I, uh...
286
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,776
Really nice
Seeing you two again.
287
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:33,146
Diane, you get
Better looking every year.
288
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,148
Why, thank you,
Clifford.
289
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,285
Yeah. Wish I could say
The same thing about vera.
290
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,988
Norman, didn't you tell
Us that vera still has
291
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,789
The figure
Of a young girl?
292
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,858
Diane,
It's tattooed
On her back.
293
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,362
Good one.
294
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,831
Good one.
295
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,733
You know, sam...
296
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,669
We are blessed.
297
00:13:56,736 --> 00:14:01,208
We have wonderful friends
And a wonderful family.
298
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,111
Certainly has been
A good life.
299
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,350
Do you have
Any regrets?
300
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,386
None.
301
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:17,958
Now what about that book
You were going to write
A long time ago?
302
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,692
Don't you ever wish
That you had done that
303
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,128
Instead of married me?
304
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,797
Oh, that was
Years and years ago, sam.
305
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,734
I know that,
But don't you
Have any regrets?
306
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,904
Sam malone...
307
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:34,807
I wouldn't trade one
Minute of my life with you
308
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,311
For the nobel prize
In literature.
309
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,813
[telephone rings]
310
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,484
I'll get it.
[ring]
311
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,387
Oh.
312
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,190
Hello?
313
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,059
I don't know
Why, carla!
314
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,062
Because I love her,
Now can we just leave
This alone, please?
315
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,035
Diane:
Teatime, sam.
316
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,640
So, what's
Your answer--
317
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,509
"Yes" or
"I need more time
To think about it"?
318
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,145
Hmm.
319
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,680
Ok.
320
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,582
You mean it?
Yeah.
321
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,317
Oh, sam!
322
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,785
You won't
Regret it.
323
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:19,786
Well, I just hope you don't.
324
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,721
Oh, I never shall.
325
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,190
Thank you.
326
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,527
Come on, let's do it.
Let's go get a justice
Of the peace.
327
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,030
Better yet,
Let's wed at cheers.
328
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,031
The bar?
329
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,765
It's ideal.
330
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,734
Right there
In front of our
Dearest friends
331
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:35,969
Who've been witness
To our love,
332
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,371
Seen the good times
And the bad times,
333
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,873
Shared our joys
And sorrows.
How perfect.
334
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,876
Those dear souls will
Share our moment
335
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,712
Of ultimate joy.
336
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,647
Better still,
Why don't we have them
Over right here?
337
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:48,781
We'll do it right here.
338
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,518
Oh, I don't want
Those people in my house.
339
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,628
All right, I got
$20 says they
Won't do it.
340
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,064
All right, well,
I got 30 here says
341
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,932
They tie
The knotsky tonightsky.
342
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,600
I'd like a piece
Of that, cliff.
343
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,336
Because, you see,
I'm convinced
That the words "I do"
344
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,138
Are not in
The woman's vocabulary.
345
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,073
All right.
346
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,307
Let's see how much
You've got there.
347
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,376
Come on,
Put your money
Where your mouth is.
348
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,810
Hey, everybody!
349
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,813
All: hey!
350
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,682
Wish me luck, huh.
351
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,684
[applause]
352
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,920
Sammy, uh, let me just
Give you a little
Piece of advice
353
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,458
I wish somebody
Would have given me once.
354
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,361
Run, sammy.
355
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,495
Just run like the wind.
356
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,831
Disappear into the night.
Go, sammy, go!
357
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,601
[plays "The wedding march"]
358
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,406
Women: ohh!
359
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,408
[crying]
360
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,021
I understand
That this has been
361
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,590
A long time
In coming.
362
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,459
So without
Further delay,
363
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,561
We'll get to
The matter at hand.
364
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,430
You, sam,
And you, diane,
365
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,532
Have complied with
The general laws
366
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,634
Of the commonwealth
Of massachusetts,
367
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,670
And there are no
Apparent impediments
To this marriage...
368
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,672
[wailing]
369
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,812
Therefore,
Do you, sam malone,
370
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,514
Take this woman,
Diane chambers,
371
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,015
To be your lawfully
Wedded wife
372
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,483
Till death
Do you part?
373
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,419
I do.
374
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,488
[wailing]
375
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,258
[telephone rings]
376
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,692
Cheers.
377
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,695
Oh, just a second.
Miss chambers, it's for you.
378
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,467
Woody, I'm kind of busy.
379
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,502
Oh, uh...
380
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,737
Listen, she's
Getting married.
381
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,272
Can I take a message?
382
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:55,175
You're kidding.
383
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,610
Oh, that's--
384
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,046
Yeah, that's great!
That's unbelievable!
385
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,215
Yeah. You're welcome.
386
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,618
Go ahead.
387
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,090
No, no,
Don't go ahead.
388
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,725
Woody, what is it?
389
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,761
They're going to publish
Miss chambers' book.
390
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,464
They're giving her
A big advance
To finish it.
391
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,301
Um...To continue.
392
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:28,275
Diane chambers,
Do you take this
Man, samuel malone,
393
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,410
To be your lawfully
Wedded husband
394
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,911
Till death
Do you part?
395
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,913
What?
396
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,315
Oh, yes.
Of course.
397
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,550
Why wouldn't I?
398
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,786
Well, then,
By the powers
Vested in me
399
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,588
By the governor
Of the commonwealth
Of massachusetts,
400
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,889
I now
Pronounce you man--
401
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,292
No, you don't.
402
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,361
I want to change my answer.
403
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,930
What did he say?
404
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,199
Sam...
405
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,000
I'm...
406
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,841
Look, you got
To do this book.
407
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:02,975
You have to.
408
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,711
I don't care
About the book.
409
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,180
I care about you.
410
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,981
Go ahead.
411
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,283
From the beginning,
Please.
412
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,684
This is inhuman.
413
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,323
You sam and you
Diane have complied
414
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,025
With the general
Regulations
And the...
415
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,627
Laws of
The commonwealth of--
416
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,595
No. Wait, wait, wait.
417
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,130
Look, I don't want
To be married
418
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,499
To a woman who's
Going to be always
Asking, "What if?"
419
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,371
I'll tell you what,
420
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:34,541
You're bad at ballet,
You're terrible at acting,
421
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,576
You can't draw
Worth a lick,
422
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,312
You're bad at poetry,
Photography, cinema.
423
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,047
Omelettes. I mean,
They're going to have
424
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,783
To start inventing
Things for you
To be bad at.
425
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:47,186
Make your point, sam.
426
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,389
You're good at writing.
427
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,957
I think we finally
Found something
428
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,559
You don't stink at.
429
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,262
But, sam, I--
Look, look.
430
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:58,231
This is important
For you.
431
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,668
I mean, I had
My day in the sun.
432
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,969
I may not have been
433
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,737
The greatest
Relief pitcher
In the world--
434
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,306
Yeah, you were, sammy.
Thank you.
435
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,340
The point is--
436
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:12,445
The point is...
I took a shot.
437
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,914
You got to take
Your shot.
438
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,522
Well...
439
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:25,124
We've always gone
With our feelings.
440
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,225
Yeah.
441
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,929
Are these your feelings?
442
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,899
Yes, they are.
443
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,836
I only want to do
What's best for us.
444
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,807
So?
445
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,778
Do you agree that
We shouldn't
Get married?
446
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:54,287
I do.
447
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,657
[all cheering]
448
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:58,891
Thank you, thank you.
449
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,893
[indistinct chatter]
450
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:14,006
Well, maine awaits.
451
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,684
See you in six months.
Right.
452
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,919
Right.
453
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:40,232
Next time, let's have
Our wedding somewhere else.
454
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,301
Anything you say.
455
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,415
Hey...
456
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,149
Have a good life.
457
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,688
"Have a good life"?
458
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:02,789
What?
459
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,424
Well, that's
Something you say
460
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,826
When something's over.
461
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:10,697
Sam...I'm going away
For six months.
462
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,098
That's all.
463
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,101
So no more of this
"Have a good life" stuff.
464
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,670
You never know.
You could die.
I could die.
465
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,305
The world could end.
466
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,773
One of us could
Bump our heads
467
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,742
And wander the streets
468
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:25,478
For the rest of our life
With amnesia.
469
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:30,450
Or maybe one of us
Will decide they want
Something else.
470
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,921
None of those things
Will happen.
471
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,725
I'll be back here.
472
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,593
I will.
473
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,530
I'll see you in six months.
474
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,532
Ok?
475
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:46,699
Ok.
476
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,502
Ok. That's better.
477
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,317
Have a good life.
478
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,654
["What'll I do?"Plays]
479
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:34,380
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