All language subtitles for Cheers.S05E20.1080p.Amazon.WEB-DL.DD+.2.0.H.264-TrollHD_track3_[eng]

Long: cheers is filmed
Before a live studio audience.

Hey, what are you
Doing there, norm?

Aw, vera signed me up
To give a speech

At her women's
Auxiliary club.

Heh heh heh.

I hate
Public speaking.

Yeah, you're
Not alone there, pal.

Yeah, it's awful,
You know? You--

You're standing there
In front of a group
Of total strangers...

Palms sweating,
Your throat dry.

Your mouth feels like
It's full of cotton.

Your knees
Practically buckling.

It could be
A miserable experience.

So, uh, what's the topic?

"Poise, the key
To success."

* makin' your way
In the world today *

* takes everything
You've got *

* takin' a break
From all your worries *

* sure would help a lot *

* wouldn't you like
To get away? *

* sometimes you wanna go *

* where everybody
Knows your name *

* and they're always
Glad you came *

* you wanna be
Where you can see *

* our troubles
Are all the same *

* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *

* you wanna go
Where people know *

* people are
All the same *

* you wanna go *

* where everybody
Knows your name *

Thanks, mom. Yeah,
Don't worry about it.

I'll find somebody
To sit for the kids.

Bye.

She can't do it?

She's scared to.

Maybe I'll
Watch the kids
For you, carla.

It's not fair.
This always
Happens to me

When I have a date
On a weeknight.

Oh, who's
The lucky guy?

My butcher.

Oh, yeah? What
Happened to eddie?

Eddie's in vancouver.
My butcher's 3 blocks down.

Life is short.

Oh, I wouldn't mind, uh,
Looking after your kids
For you, carla.

What am I gonna
Do now, huh?

Well, I'd do it,
But I'm working
On wednesday.

Yeah.
Yeah, vera and I
Would love to,

But, uh,
We have this thing
Wednesday night.

Yeah, uh, diane and I
Have a thing, too.

Yeah.

Maybe it's the same thing.

I don't think so.
Oh, no.

Oh, I'm, uh,
I'm not busy
Wednesday.

Well, guess I'm
Gonna have to
Cancel my date.

Well, is this a day
To press in your
Memory books, or what?

Well, you guys
Sound pretty chipper.

Shall I tell them,
Lilith?

Out with it, or I'm
Liable to burst
With anticipation.

Drs. Sternin
And crane are
Proud to announce

That they are
Now officially
P.O.T.O.S.S.L.Q.S.

[laughs]

It means persons
Of the opposite sex

Sharing living quarters.
Yes.

You see,
Oh.

It's a little, uh,
Lovers in-joke
We picked up

From a census
Bureau acronym.

Oh, I love those.

Well, man, hey.
That's great.

Congratulations.
Yes. Yes.

This is
Quite a surprise.

You've only
Known each other
A few months,

And you're
Moving in together.

That's
Pretty impetuous.

Well, a week ago
We decided

To take a chance
On cohabitation,

But we waited a week
Before announcing the news

So as to avoid putting
Any undo pressure

On the success or failure
Of the endeavor.

And now we are pleased
To announce the effort
A limited success.

Yes. Pretty darn
Impetuous.

Well, we thought
That the two of you
Were responsible

For lilith and I
Finding each other
In this cockeyed world,

So we, uh, we thought
We'd like to have you
Over for dinner

On wednesday night
As our very first guests.

Why, we'd be honored.

Yeah, I'll be there.

Great, we'll get away
From the hurly-burly
Of this place

And concentrate completely
On the lost art
Of conversation.

I'll be there anyway.

All right,
Wednesday night
It is, then.

Oh, shall we say,
Oh, uh, what? 8ish?

Wonderful.

You don't know
How happy this makes me.

So, you and diane
Have this thing
Wednesday night, huh?

Why don't you just
Come out and say it?!

You don't want to spend
An evening alone
With my kids.

Both: we don't want
To spend an evening alone

With your kids.

Neither do I.

Well, what choice
Do I have?

Carla, I think cliff
Might be interested
In watching them.

Hey, hey.
What are you doing
Wednesday night?

Pumping iron.

Ok, cliff, you're up.

Be at my house
Wednesday at 6:00,

But remember,
You asked for it.

[chuckles]

Here, come on. Here.

Obviously she doesn't think
That I can handle the kids, eh?

Yeah, but my guess is
That they'll settle down

Once they're confronted
With a strong male
Authority figure.

Oh, you're bringing
Your mom?

I'm home, sweet potato!

Lilith: just a moment,
Cinnamon bear.

How was your day?

I want to take you now
By the dip.

You impulsive man,
We have guests coming.

Yes, I know.

It'll be our
Little joke on them.

Every time they say
The word "Dip,"

We'll become giddy
With remembrance.

The word itself
Will become

A syllable filled
With our overwhelming passion.

Dear, you're
Using sex to express
Your aggression

Toward the confines
Of polite society.

Dip.

I love that!

What is that heavenly aroma
Coming from the kitchen?

Dinner.

Oh, yes, of course.
Dinner.

Well,
I'm sorry I'm late,
By the way. I got--

No explanation is necessary.
I know you far too well

To have expected you
To be on time tonight.

Oh, right.

Why is that?

Because I've learned
That a certain self-centered
Insensitivity

Is a fundamental part
Of your psychological
Makeup,

And it only
Endears you to me.

I'm so glad
You shared that with me.

Of course, you can't
Know everything about me.

I mean, who would have thought
That I'd enjoy living with you,

But here we are.

You didn't expect
To enjoy living with me?

Well, you do have
An uncompromising quality,

But a very attractive one
It is, though.

Well, if you
Were hesitant,
Why do it?

Well, it's the way
You arranged it, isn't it?

It was your idea.

Ah, yes. Well, you see,
But you're forgetting

The passive-aggressive
Trick you have

Of leading someone else
Into doing something
That you want to do,

Thereby absolving yourself
Of responsibility,

And very adorable it is,
Too, my little parsnip.

Why do you insist
On displaying
Your magazines

In that insipid
Accordion design?

I'm sorry
If this one little touch
Of theatrical flair

Is too much
For your retentive nature.

We'll go into
My retentive nature
Later.

For now,
We have guests coming.

You know,
I see what you're
Trying to do here.

You want me
To begin the argument

That you wish
You could start yourself.

Well, I will not do it.

If you want to have
An altercation,

You will have to--

How could you be late
On a night like this?!

Didn't you know
I'd be nervous

Making my first dinner
In your house

While your stupid friends
Are looking at me

And judging my every move?!

I'll never forgive you
For this!

Never! Never! Never! Never!

[doorbell rings]

Just a minute!

Darling,
I think that was
A real breakthrough,

So come out
Of the bathroom,

And after dinner
We'll build on it,

But our--our guests
Are here now.

Dear heart?

[doorbell rings]
Darling?

Coming! Coming!

Hi! Come in.
Come in.

I hope we're not early.

Oh, no, no, no.
Your timing
Is just perfect.

Boy, am I hungry.

Sam!

Well, uh, you know.

So, where's your lovely
P.O.T.O.S.S.L.Q.?

Oh, she's
Around somewhere.

Peace blossom?

Don't make yourself
Too beautiful.

I can hardly stand
To look at you now!

Lilith,
Please come out,
Darling. Please.

What was that?

Oh, uh, got something
Stuck in her--

Er,contact lens.

Oh, I hate that.

Well, listen, here.
Come. Sit down. Relax.

Pour yourself some wine,
Whatever.

Just make yourselves
Comfortable.

Oh, diane, could you hand me
That cheese knife, please?

Thank you, diane.

Uh, enjoy.
I'll be right back.

Frasier: what do you
Think you're doing?!

Lilith: might I have
A little privacy?

Frasier: we can resolve
All this later,

But for now,
These people may be my friends,

But they are not
The greatest conversationalists
In the world,

And I could use your help!

Good chips.

Lilith.

Welcome to our home.

I am so happy
For the both of you.

Yeah, absolutely.
Congratulations.

Yeah, that's great.

I love what you've done
With this place.

Oh, yes.
I love the masculine touches.

Thank you.

Say, that uh,
That dip looks good.

Dip?
Lilith: dip?

Yeah, the, uh, the dip.
Could you, uh, pass it,
Please?

Yes, of course.

Be my guest.
Here you are.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, oh, yeah,
That is great dip.

Yeah, yeah. Try it.

Diane: mmm,
Delicious, lilith.

Frasier, have you tried
Some of lilith's dip?

Yes, I have. Yes.

Well, then,
I don't have to tell you
How good it is.

It's quite good.

Well, I don't mean
To hog it here.

You guys look hungry.
Help yourself.

So, frasier,

Was it good for you, too?

What the hell's
In this dip?

Well, may I..

Propose a toast?

Mmm.

To your house.

Our house? Hear, hear.

Yes.

Lilith and frasier:
* our house... *

Oh, I love that.

* is a very, very, very
Fine house *

* with 2 cats in the yard *

* life used to be so hard *

* now, everything is easy
'cause of you *

* and our house *

* is a very, very, very
Fine house *

* with 2 cats in the yard *

* life used to be
So hard *

Et cetera, et cetera.

You know what I love
About your relationship?

No.

You never seem to have
An unexpressed thought.

Yeah, I've noticed that.

How do you maintain
That level of honesty?

Well, it's simple.

Frasier and I
Keep no secrets
From each other.

Oh, come on.
You don't mean to tell me

You tell each other
Everything?

Certainly.
Exactly.

We've bared
Our souls
To each other.

Oh, now, no guy's gonna tell
His brand-new girlfriend

About all the women he...

You know.

Oh, but there must be
No secrets in that area.

That's where honesty
Counts most.

Gee, you know,
I'm afraid I don't think
That's such a good idea.

You mean,
The two of you,
Planning marriage,

Haven't already
Had this discussion.

Of course
We have.

Well, diane's told us
About both of hers,

And we're just about up to
The johnson administration
On mine.

Uh, seriously, though.

Um, I--I think
That we're, um,

All entitled
To our little secrets.

Why? They only lead
To embarrassment

When they're
Inevitably revealed.

Exactly.

I know I feel better
Knowing that frasier's
Told you

He and I
Were once engaged,

So I don't have to worry
About you discovering it

At some
Inopportune moment.

Like now, for instance.

Dear. Dear,
I thought I told you

That diane and I
Used to date.

Date, yes. That you
Had decided to marry

And spend the rest
Of your life with her, no.

Semantics.

Then why were you
Afraid to tell me
That one detail?

Because she still
Means something
To you, doesn't she?

She means
Absolutely nothing to me.

I--I mean, if I
Notice her at all,

It's merely
As an annoyance,

Like a bug
Flying around
In a room.

Diane--diane,
Be a dear.

Would you grab me
The cheese knife, please?

Frasier, I'm sorry
This happened,

But I think it
Would be best
For everyone

If you told her
The truth.

Diane's right.

All right,
All right.

Darling, I am
Going to tell you
The whole truth.

[door unlocks]

Out with it.

All right, uh...

Diane and I
Were engaged
To be married,

And she left me
At the altar.

The whole experience
Was so humiliating

I-I-I've just been
Trying to forget it
Ever since.

Your feelings for her
Were genuine?

Yes.

And it's only
On account
Of her action

That you're not
Married to her
At this very moment?

Well, I--I never
Really looked at it
That way.

And if sam were
Out of the picture,

You'd throw me over
And run back to her,

Wouldn't you?
I don't love her
Anymore.

You switch your passions
On and off very quickly,
Dr. Crane.

I do not!
Then you do
Still love her.

Well,
I never did.

You were going
To marry her.

Maybe I just
Thought I loved her.

How do I know
You don't just
Think you love me?!

Well, I don't.
I mean, I--I did.
I--I never--

I will not be grilled
Like a common criminal!

Cheese knife?

All right.
Thank you very much.

Bye.

Ordering another round
For the corner table, honey.

All right, corinne.
Now, listen, uh,

Thanks a lot
For subbing
At such short notice.

Hey, this is my life.

Well, it shouldn't, uh--

It shouldn't
Be so bad, you know.

It's not really
Very crowded tonight.

That's what you
Said the last time.

When I got home,
My can was dragging

This far off the ground.

Thanks for sharing that
With us, corinne.

Well, that was
Carla's daughter.

She said that, uh,
The kids are gonna
Drop off mr. Clavin.

All right. All right.

I don't think her kids
Are old enough to drive.

[tires screech]

What was that?

Ooh! Ooh! Ow!

[tires screech]

[cliff groans]
[car races away]

Norm: cliff, buddy!
Woody: are you all right?

[muffled pleading]

Wait,
There's a note.

[muffled demand]

"Don't open
Until christmas."

Aw, shoot.

Now, look here, lilith,
You needn't worry

About frasier
Carrying a torch for me.

I assure you, he feels
Nothing but resentment
Toward me.

He knows I was using him to
Forget the real love I felt,

And feel, for sam here.

Is there
Any more chex mix?

You see, sam
Is my real love.

I'm ashamed to say
That frasier

Was a convenient
Dalliance on my part

At a time when
I needed someone.

Anyone.

I'm sorry it was him.

So, essentially,
Frasier was a toy

You played with
Briefly and then
Threw away.

Well, it wasn't
That bad.

A fellow human being
Whose emotions you twisted

For your own satisfaction

With no consideration
For his feelings.

Frasier had some fun.

We would speak
Nothing but french
On sundays.

I heard it all.

How could I have
Been so blind?

Don't blame yourself.

That's right.
You can't
Blame anyone

In these
Situations.

He can blame you.

Now, look here...

Our relationship
Was a 2-way street.

Yes, and I was run over
In both directions.

Oh, frasier,
You had fun.

Diane, I never
Had a whit of fun,
Especially on sundays!

And the only thing
More egregious than
Your french pronunciation

Is your syntax!

[bell rings]

Dinner, everyone.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
W-w-wait, wait, wait.

Come on, this whole thing
Has gone on too far here.

Hey, listen up.

See, this is what happens
When you open old wounds.

I mean, I don't
Know what happened
Between frasier and diane,

But it seems to me
They had a little fun.

But they just weren't
Right for each other.

But now that they've
Found somebody that,
Uh, is right for them,

I think you both should
Be happy for each other,

And leave it at that.

[door unlocks]

Oh.

Je regretter,
Mes ami.

I'm sorry,
Too, diane.

I don't know
What came over me.

Diane, can you
Forgive me?

Oh, I'm the one
Who's sorry...

And happy
For both of you.

Thank you.

And thank you, sam.
Yes.

Mmm. Well, I just
Thought it went on
Long enough.

Besides, I--I have
To use the bathroom
Here.

Would anyone
Like some more
Lasagna?

No, thank you.

I think we've
Had our fill.

Fine, then
I'll just
Get the coffee.

Lasagna?

I wasn't even
Thinking italian.

Well, I was closest.
I said something with meat.

Lilith: that will
Be all, then, jill.

You can come by
And clean up
In the morning.

Thank you,
Dr. Sternin.

You mean you
Had someone back there

Helping you with this?

With the side
Dishes, yes,

But at the risk of
Sounding immodest,

I have to take credit
For the lasagna myself.

Oh, well--
Well, bravo!

Well, shall we adjourn
To the living room
For some coffee?

Nice.

Oh, may I propose
Another toast?

Why stop at 7? Ha.

Well, we have all
Learned a valuable
Lesson this evening.

We shouldn't be
Frightened of the past

Or of any affairs
Our lovers have had.

Indeed, we should
Be grateful for
Those past experiences

Because they've
Made him or her

The person we love today.
Hear, hear.

Well said.
Oh, hey, let me, uh,

Fill some of these
Wine glasses here.

Good night, dr. Sternin.

Lilith: good night.

Oh, sam malone!

Oh, you beautiful man.

Where have you been
Keeping yourself?

Hey, jill.
How the hell you been?

Great. Just great.

Well, you still
Doing massage?

Just the way
You like 'em.
Ahh--

Who's this, sam?

You know, it's
Getting kind of late.

Maybe you ought
To take off.

Bye-bye. Ha!

Why is it...

That we cannot go
To one single,
Solitary place

In the entire
City of boston

Without running
Into some woman

That you've
Had a fling with?

Oh, come on, you're
Exaggerating here.

Mm-hmm. At the market,
At the movies,

When we got
Our blood test,
For heaven sake.

Well, what are we
Supposed to do, move?

I mean, come on.

Excuse me.

Aw, now, don't--
No, don't--don't go--

What--what are you
So upset about?

I wasn't even dating you
When I went out with jill.

That's when you were
Living with frasier.

She lived with you?

Well, only briefly, uh--

You said you'd never
Lived with anyone
But me!

Yeah, oh, perfect.
That's right.

What are you doing?

I should have thought
Of this earlier.

Heh heh heh heh.

Yeah. Heh heh
Heh heh heh.

Lilith: what was that?

Frasier, what
Are you doing?

[knocks on door]
[doorknob rattles]

Frasier, the door
Seems to be jammed.

[knocks on door]
Frasier?

Diane: sam, open the door.

Macanudo?
Oh!

Don't mind if I do.
Frasier?

[bangs on door]
Open this door!

You know, I don't think
I can stand this
Caterwauling in here.

Why don't we
Go upstairs?

[banging on door]
Frasier, open up!

I've got all 13 episodes
Of I, claudius on tape.

Great, man.
I love gladiator flicks.

[pounding on door]
Frasier, we are not amused!