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Cheers is filmed
Before a live studio audience.
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All right, fellas,
Do me a favor.
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You guys have had
A few drinks.
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Sit down.
Let me buy you some coffee.
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Thanks anyway, sam.
Everything's
Under control.
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Pete hasn't had
A thing to drink
All night.
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He's our
Designated driver.
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Well, I'm glad to hear it.
That's a good idea, pete.
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I'm not
The designated driver.
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I thought you were.
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No. I'm not the
Designated driver.
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What about you,
Mark?
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I'm with sam.
I think we ought to
Try it sometime.
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Wait right here.
I'm gonna call you a cab.
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Speaking of
Driving someone home,
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Since you've
Been drinking,
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I'd be happy
To give you a lift.
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Thanks, but all I've
Been drinking
Is soda water.
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Oh. Well,
In that case,
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Woody, make me
A double martini.
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One of us is getting
Driven home tonight.
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would
Help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are
All the same *
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* you wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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Good afternoon,
Everybody.
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Norm!
Norm!
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How are you today,
Mr. Peterson?
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Never been better, woody.
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Just once I'd like
To be better.
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What's the matter there,
Normie?
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You look a little
Down in the mouth.
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Cliff, there's
Something missing
From my life I think.
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I mean,
Sure, I've got
The nice wife,
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A career,
A house, but...
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I guess I'm
Talking about that
Spiritual something
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To kind of
Give it all meaning,
You know?
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Enable me to be at
Peace with myself
And the world.
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The miss teeny bikini
Beauty pageant is
On tonight.
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That ought to do it.
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[humming a tune]
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Oh, isn't it
A glorious day?
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It sure is,
Miss chambers,
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Especially if you
Like it cloudy and damp.
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I'm not talking
About superficial
Things
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Like the weather.
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I'm talking
About the day.
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Today is going to be
The most special day
Of my life.
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Do you believe
In intuition?
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No, but I have
This strange feeling
Someday I will.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, sammy.
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What's the matter?
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You've got
A weird look
On your face.
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I don't know
If I should tell you.
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Well, let me help
You out. Don't.
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Well, sam,
This morning I woke up
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With the most
Overwhelming feeling
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That you would propose
To me today.
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Whew! Talk about fate.
Talk about coincidence.
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You have
The same feeling?
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No, I just wish
You'd talk about fate
Or coincidence.
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Anything but marriage.
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I'm not going
To propose to you, diane.
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I know
This sounds crazy.
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It's not like me
To be given to
Mystical nonsense,
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But the feeling
Is so strong.
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It's an absolute
Certainty.
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Well, if it's fate,
It's fate.
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Diane, will you
Do me the honor
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Of becoming
My w-w-waitress?
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Pretty good, huh?
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Give me a cutty,
Rocks.
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Did you hear that?
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Diane said she woke up
With this feeling
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That I'm going to
Propose to her.
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Stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
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Don't ever
Make fun of a woman
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When she says
She has a feeling
About something.
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Sammy, you're
Tampering with the
Psychic world here.
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You're going
To be sorry.
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Oh, come on.
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No, no. I'm serious.
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It has to do with
A woman's cycle.
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See, somehow
It's plugged into
The supernatural.
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No. You're
Being ridiculous.
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No, sam,
Please, please.
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Just promise me
You'll be careful.
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Ok, I'll be careful.
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Thank you.
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Oh, oh, my god.
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What?
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Something's happening
To me here.
What?
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Carla, get diane
Over here.
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I'm going to ask her
To marry me...Buddy norm.
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That's twice, man.
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Hey there, sammy.
Today's my big day.
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Right, tom.
Will you marry me?
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The results of
The last bar exam
Are due out,
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And I'm
Feeling lucky.
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You know what they say--
11th time's a charm.
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Ok, ok,
I had a few problems
In the past,
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But this time
I really nailed it.
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Tell me, tom,
Is the seven-11
Still giving out
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A free big coke with
Every law degree?
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Tom, how come
You're not downtown
Waiting for the results?
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I got a friend
Calling me here
When they're posted.
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I've got a hunch
I did pretty well
This time.
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Yeah, like
General custer
Had a hunch
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Little big horn
Was a gift shop
And picnic grounds.
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Hey, lay off.
The guy's worked hard.
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Woody, how about
A beer for our future
Barrister here, ok?
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Thank you, norm.
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So what kind of law
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Are you gonna
Specialize in there, tom?
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Specialize?
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So a free big gulp,
You say?
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Sam, it doesn't have to be
A formal proposal.
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Excuse me?
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We've already gone
The traditional route,
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And I know how you
Loathe long sentences.
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I know you think
I'm gonna propose
To you,
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But trust me, it's
Not gonna happen.
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Before I ask you
To marry me,
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There'll be
Snowflakes in hell,
Pigs will fly,
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Norm will
Hate beer--
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Hey, everybody,
I'm an attorney!
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Nah...
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Thank you, miss teeny bikini,
South dakota.
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I think
Miss arkansas has
Got it hands down.
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In your hat,
Miss arkansas.
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Miss nebraska's
The class of this field.
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Oh, yeah,
Miss nebraska,
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I was particularly
Impressed
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By her life's
Ambition to work
For world peace
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And open
An aerobics
Dance studio.
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Wait a minute.
Look at this one.
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Yeah, not that often
You see an impression
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Of edward g. Robinson
While twirling a baton.
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Hey, woody,
Miss indiana.
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Yeah, but boston's
My home now.
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[hums the wedding march]
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Anytime you're
Ready, sam.
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Gee, I'd love
To propose to you, diane,
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But I'm tied up kind of
For the rest of my life.
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Deep down inside,
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You know this is
Going to happen.
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You're going to
Propose to me.
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You say that every day.
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But I don't say
This every day...
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It's today.
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That is
One scary woman.
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Sammy, come on,
It's late.
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Time to go home.
It's my turn to
Lock up.
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Besides,
You look tired.
You need your rest.
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You might do
Something stupid
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That you'll regret
For the rest
Of your life.
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Would you relax, please?
Do I look like a guy
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Who's about to do
Something stupid?
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Always.
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That's not
The point, sam.
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Leave me alone,
Will you?
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Guys, I'm going to
Lock up now.
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All right, sammy,
We can watch the rest
Of this meat show
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Over at normie's house.
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No. Vera won't let me
Watch those beauty
Contests, cliffie.
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Yeah? How come?
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She says they're
Degrading to women,
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And they make me
Randy as a jack rabbit.
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Woody, you go on home.
I'll finish up here.
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I want to be
Alone with sam.
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Run, sam, run.
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Diane,
Don't you think--
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On second thought,
Guys, why don't you
Take off?
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I'd like to have
A little private moment
Here with diane.
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That's it.
It is all over.
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I don't have the strength
To fight anymore.
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All chance of victory
Is gone.
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The only thing for me now
Is to go home,
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Pick up the pieces
Of my shattered life,
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And try to go on.
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Good night,
Miss chambers.
And good luck.
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Thanks, woody,
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But since sam and I
Are destined
To be married,
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Luck's the one thing
We don't need.
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Oh. Well, how about
A salad bowl?
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00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:06,707
Yes, that
Would be nice.
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00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,342
Great. It'll save me
Some shopping.
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00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,711
Good night, woody.
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* good night, sammy **
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Good night, woody.
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00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:16,016
Well, sam,
You clever boy.
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Since you've
Arranged for us
To be alone,
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I'm all ears.
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00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,956
But you
Better hurry.
Almost midnight.
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I wanted to talk
To you alone
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'cause I didn't want
To embarrass you in front
Of the other people.
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Sit down,
Will you, please?
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00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:37,337
Look, diane...
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I want you to stop
This nonsense
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About me
Proposing to you,
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About us
Being married,
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About us getting...
About us, period.
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I've had it.
That's it. I don't want
To hear any more.
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00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,286
Yes, sam.
Fine, fine,
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But you really
Should get at
It, ok?
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00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:58,759
Would you stop it, please?
You're making me nuts!
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This is exactly
What I'm talking about!
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00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:04,564
You know,
It was fun for a while,
Like a little game,
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00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:08,235
But it's not cute anymore.
It's serious, diane.
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00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,504
You know, I was
Really ticked off
At first
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When you turned me down,
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00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,476
But now I see
How smart you were.
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I'm never going to ask you
To marry me again.
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Can I be any more
Clear than this?
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I'm never going to ask you
To marry me again.
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
Come on.
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00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,922
No, no, no.
Stop that.
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00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,424
Listen, you know how much
I hate it when you cry.
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But I know you know,
So it's not gonna work.
Forget it.
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It really hadn't
Occurred to me.
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00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:42,535
But I guess it's
Actually a possibility.
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I'm not listening.
Uh-uh.
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[humming]
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Maybe you
Don't love me.
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God in heaven,
It's not possible!
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Ha ha! Nothing. That's it.
It's not affecting me at all.
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00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,125
I'm immune to this stuff.
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00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:08,295
Yeah, you're not gonna
Soften me up. No way.
That's it.
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00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,432
It's not gonna make me
Feel sorry for you.
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00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,034
In fact,
I'll tell you what
It's gonna make me do.
244
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,502
You want to know
What it's gonna make me do?
245
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,504
I'm gonna tell you
What it's gonna make me do.
246
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:20,507
It's gonna to make me
Propose to you is what
It's gonna do.
247
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,343
Come on. Don't cry.
248
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:28,715
Oh, diane,
Will you marry me?
249
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,018
No, sam.
250
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,455
"The lord is my shepherd.
I shall not want.
251
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,925
"In verdant pastures,
He gives me repose.
252
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,660
"Beside restful waters,
He leads me.
253
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,095
He refreshes my soul."
254
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:46,666
Warden, have
You heard from
The governor yet?
255
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,435
I'm sorry, sam.
256
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,104
"He maketh me
257
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,106
"Lie down in
Green pastures.
258
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,142
"He leadeth me
Beside the still
Waters.
259
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,010
"He restoreth
My soul.
260
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,479
He leadeth me
In the paths
Of right--"
261
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:03,016
Father, do you really
Believe in the afterlife?
262
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,252
Yes, my son,
I do.
263
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:10,357
Well, good. Maybe I
Can find her there
264
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,259
And get her again.
265
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,131
Ooh!
266
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,066
Whoo!
267
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,568
What's wrong?
268
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,973
I just had a flash
269
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,541
That I got
The electric chair
For killing you.
270
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,948
Well, that's silly.
271
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:38,118
Massachusetts doesn't
Have the death penalty.
272
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,888
What?
273
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:45,893
Uh...
274
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:52,465
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
275
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,101
No death penalty, huh?
276
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,103
No, not at present,
277
00:13:56,103 --> 00:14:00,573
But I'm sure they're
Going to reinstate it.
278
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,778
In fact,
I'm on my way
279
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,781
To campaign for it
At this very moment.
280
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,317
Excuse me.
281
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,418
Aah!
282
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,434
Hey, everybody.
You're not gonna believe this.
283
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,237
You passed the bar.
I'll believe anything.
284
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,941
Yeah? Well,
Sam's in jail,
Smarty-pants.
285
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,342
What?
286
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,677
Yeah, diane had him arrested
For assault and battery.
287
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,080
My hero.
288
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,351
Is diane all right?
289
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,686
I think she's fine.
I just don't have
All the details.
290
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,255
How do you know
All this?
291
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,889
Sam called me to
Retain my services.
292
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,693
To do what,
Prune his trees?
293
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,328
Has he been
Arraigned
Yet?
294
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,363
No, 2:00.
295
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,898
Maybe we ought to go
Down to the courthouse
296
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,267
In case sammy needs
Character witnesses.
297
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,169
No. They do that
Until the trial.
298
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,903
What sort of defense
Do you plan on using?
299
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,939
I'm thinking about
Pleading insanity.
300
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,707
That's a good idea.
301
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,242
What about sammy?
302
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:21,621
Bail's set at $2,500.
Next case.
303
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,831
Your honor, I swear
I never touched her.
304
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,500
Take a seat.
305
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,903
Case number 15786--
306
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,238
The commonwealth
Of massachusetts
307
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,739
Vs. Sam malone.
308
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,741
The defendant
Is charged
309
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,443
With willful assault--
310
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,578
[door slams]
311
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,980
Oh, what is this?
312
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:50,417
I swear I never
Laid a hand on her.
313
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,284
Mr. Malone.
314
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,752
I'm sorry,
Your honor.
315
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:53,753
Just take a seat,
Miss...
316
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,555
Chambers.
Thank you.
317
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:59,392
The defendant is charged
With willful assault
And battery
318
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,760
Against the person
Of one diane chambers.
319
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,895
How does
The defendant plead?
320
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,197
Not guilty.
321
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,432
Motions,
Gentlemen.
322
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:06,433
Your honor,
323
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,468
Due to the violent
Circumstances
324
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,936
Of this crime
325
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,438
And in order to
Protect the victim
326
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,606
From a reoccurrence
Of the events of
The evening last,
327
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,575
The state recommends
That bail be set
At an amount
328
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,445
Commensurate with
The serious nature
Of this offense.
329
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,912
Motion denied.
330
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,715
Hey, I'm the one
That's supposed
To say that.
331
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,786
Right, right.
Sorry, your honor.
332
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,755
It's my first case.
333
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,057
You're kidding.
334
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,996
Your honor,
My client has no prior
Convictions or arrests.
335
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,300
Well known businessman
And respected member
Of this community.
336
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,701
I therefore move
That bail be waived
337
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,703
And he be released
On his own recognizance.
338
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,373
I don't think mr. Malone
Poses any general threat
To the community.
339
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,607
So moved.
340
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:48,941
All right!
341
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,743
Sorry, your honor.
342
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:56,383
Trial is set for two months
From this date, 10 a.M.
343
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,152
All right, everybody,
It's been a long day.
344
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,754
This court
Will reconvene
Tomorrow morning.
345
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:02,755
Your honor?
346
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,825
Yes, miss,
Uh...Chambers.
347
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,627
Would it
Be all right
348
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,163
If I said something
At this time?
349
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,632
I don't think
That's really necessary.
350
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:16,203
I think it might help
To expedite matters.
351
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,905
Well, if you must,
But please be brief.
352
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,373
Oh, jeez.
353
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,946
Your honor, I just
Want you to know--
354
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,149
Should I
Come up there?
355
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,617
Why not?
356
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,556
Your honor,
I just want you to know
357
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,558
I understand
Why the accused--
358
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,360
And by the way, the man
I intend to marry--
359
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,463
Was, uh...
Was upset last night.
360
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,433
After all,
I did just turn down
361
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,201
His proposal
Of marriage.
362
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,937
If you intend
To marry him,
363
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,072
Why did you say no
To his proposal?
364
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,108
It's a long story.
365
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,643
Make it a short one,
366
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,878
And maybe we can
Save the good people
Of massachusetts
367
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,347
The cost of a trial.
368
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:03,683
Well, let's see.
The accused and I
369
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,686
Have been going together
On and off
370
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,087
For about four years.
371
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,890
I guess you could describe
Our relationship
372
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,692
As a bit stormy.
373
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,228
That's also part
Of its excitement.
374
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,832
Earlier this year,
375
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,334
The accused
Proposed to me.
376
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,603
I said no
Because I thought
377
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,573
He was on the rebound
From another relationship.
378
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,774
I was wrong,
379
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,709
So I changed my mind.
380
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,879
But he wouldn't propose
To me again,
381
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,481
The little dickens.
382
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,048
Until last night,
That is.
383
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:40,287
But this time, I fear
He was only asking me
To marry him
384
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,055
Because I was crying
And upset.
385
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,357
Albeit unintentional,
386
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:48,895
It was emotional blackmail
On my part.
387
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:52,732
I couldn't say yes
Under those circumstances.
388
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,735
You do understand,
Don't you, your honor?
389
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:58,938
I'm sorry. I was
Just trying to imagine
390
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,741
The long version
Of the story.
391
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,850
Although...Gallant,
392
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,520
His proposal
Couldn't have been sincere.
393
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,954
The accused
Was merely responding--
394
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,223
Hey, will you
Say my name?
395
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,457
It's sam.
My name is sam.
396
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,326
Make her say
My name, will
You please?
397
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,928
Calm down,
Mr. Malone.
398
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,530
Go on,
Miss chambers.
399
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,499
The next thing I know,
The accu--sam--
400
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,968
Is chasing me
Down the street,
401
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,370
For six blocks
To be exact,
402
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,639
Until I tripped
And fell,
403
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,407
Thus sustaining
My injuries--
404
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:37,143
A bruised thigh
And a wrenched neck.
405
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:40,447
Did he hit you
Or push you
In any way?
406
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,782
Well, no,
Not exactly.
407
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,884
Look, miss chambers,
It doesn't appear
408
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,787
Mr. Malone is
Directly responsible
For your injuries.
409
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,657
Now, is there any way
I could persuade you
410
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,525
To drop the charges
Against him?
411
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,294
I have
A solution,
412
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,128
If it pleases
The court.
413
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,531
If you can get us
Out of this.
414
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,799
It absolutely thrills
The court.
415
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,735
What if my client
Proposes to her again?
416
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:03,803
Yes, I could--
417
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,438
Are you crazy?
418
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,676
I like the idea.
419
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,411
Does the state
Have any objections
To his proposing?
420
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,879
None, your honor.
421
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,548
How about it,
Miss chambers?
This all right with you?
422
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,253
I suppose
It would be all right,
423
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,789
If it were
A sincere proposal.
424
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,692
Well, I guess it's
Your move, mr. Malone.
425
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,394
You mean I have
To propose to her
426
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,529
To keep from
Going to jail,
427
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,531
Where I
Wouldn't be going
In the first place
428
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,466
If she'd said yes
To any one of my 3
Proposals?
429
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:37,504
That's a very ironic way
Of putting it.
430
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,573
Now, which is it going to be,
A wedding or a trial?
431
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,712
How long would I
Have to be in jail?
432
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,386
Diane,
Will you marry me?
433
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,956
That didn't sound
Very sincere.
434
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:02,429
I ask the court,
Did that sound sincere?
435
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,896
No, it didn't.
436
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,399
Try again.
437
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,938
You have no idea
What you're
Sentencing me to.
438
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,606
Mr. Malone, come up here,
439
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,708
And let's get
This over with.
440
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,422
Diane...
441
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,361
Will you marry me?
442
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,372
Ok.
443
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,440
Case dismissed.
444
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,708
Congratulations.
445
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:49,609
All rise.
446
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:53,279
What do you know?
I got you off.
447
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:54,614
Thank you, tom.
448
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,517
All in a day's work,
Sammy, my boy.
449
00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:01,421
You're looking
At thomas babson,
Esquire.
450
00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:02,822
Undefeated.
451
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,425
Oh, tom,
452
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,260
If you've got
Any time next week,
My trees need pruning.
453
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,729
How about saturday?
454
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:10,663
Fine, fine.
455
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,704
Well, I guess I don't
Need this for a while.
456
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:33,986
Sam...I'm sorry.
457
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:37,624
I guess I got
A little carried away.
458
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:44,130
I wanted to...
Expose our relationship
459
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,766
To the scrutiny
Of the court.
460
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,670
God knows I've tried
To figure it out.
461
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:53,205
I'm at a complete loss.
462
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,074
It makes perfect
Sense to me.
463
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,177
You want me
To propose to you,
464
00:22:58,177 --> 00:22:59,512
I propose to you.
465
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:00,847
You say no.
466
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:04,383
I say,
"Fine, I never want
To see you again."
467
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,587
You drive me nuts
Telling me you want
Me to propose again.
468
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,622
I do.
You turn me down.
469
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,791
Next thing I know,
I'm in court of law
470
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:15,828
Where I've got to
Propose to you
Or I'll go to jail.
471
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,731
It's the classic
American love story.
472
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,439
That's pretty absurd.
473
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,275
Well, don't worry,
474
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:33,613
I'm not going
To hold you
To that proposal.
475
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:37,016
I know it was made
Under duress.
476
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:42,955
Bye, sam.
477
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,558
Where are you going?
478
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:49,662
You know, you're not going
To get off that easy.
479
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:53,566
You're going to pay
For what you put me through.
480
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:54,901
What do you mean?
481
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:57,737
I proposed to you.
You said yes.
482
00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:00,840
Now, they can stop me
From killing you,
483
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,475
But they can't stop me
From marrying you.
484
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:07,246
Oh, sam!
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