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Cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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[all talking at once]
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[whistle]
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Hey, wow, sammy.
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Sam: woody, woody, jump up there
And fix the tv again, will you?
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[all talking at once]
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Whoa, whoa!
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Perfect! Perfect!
Don't move!
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Ah, wait a second.
Wait, here.
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Just a minor adjustment.
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That's it!
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[cheering]
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I sure hope this game
Doesn't go into overtime.
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would
Help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are
All the same *
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* you wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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Sam, here's your change.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, dear.
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What?
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I can't remember
Whether or not
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I left my stove on.
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Oh, boy.
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No.
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It's off.
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I think.
Aha.
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It's off.
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Of course it's off.
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It's on.
My apartment's of fire.
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Go. Go, go. Go.
Still--
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Oh, wait, before you go,
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While you were up there
At melville's,
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A madame likova called--
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Something about
Showing up tonight with a--
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A videotape
And analysis?
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Here? Madame likova?
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Well, we'd better get
This place cleaned up.
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Everyone, out.
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What's the big deal?
Who is she? What?
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Well--
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Promise me,
All of you,
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That you won't
Make fun of me.
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Sam: hey.
Yeah, right.
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Carla, come on.
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No, we, uh, we won't
Make fun of you.
We promise.
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I've been
Studying ballet.
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[everyone laughing]
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Sam!
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You laughed.
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No, no.
We, just, uh,
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All thought of a joke.
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What joke?
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You in a tutu.
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Come on. What is it?
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Come on, tell us
All about it.
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Madame likova has been
Visiting boston,
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And she consented
To teach a class
At the college.
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On a caprice,
I decided to enroll
And I was accepted.
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Our final session
Entailed doing
A solo performance
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On videotape.
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Oh, I get it.
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That way, she could puke
In the privacy
Of her own home.
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Diane, uh,
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Why the sudden interest
In ballet?
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Oh, norman,
It's not sudden.
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I've had an on-again/
Off-again love affair
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With the ballet
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Since I was 7 years old.
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I studied for a while,
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Then gave it up.
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Regrettably, of course.
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Although I was blessed
With a swanlike neck
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And natural grace...
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I abandoned my dream
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Of becoming
A prima ballerina
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And concentrated instead
On my career as a novelist.
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Which explains why
You're here in a bar
Pushing beers.
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Diane: ohh...
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I remember the first time
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I ever put on
My toe shoes--
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Excuse me, diane,
Isn't your apartment on fire?
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Oh, my god!
I completely forgot!
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My poor kitty!
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Wait a minute.
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I'm sure I turned it off.
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Ssss....
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Eh--eh--
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Yeow!
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Hi, cliff.
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Hey, diane.
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Hi, everybody.
Sammy,
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Mind if I throw these up
On the old bulletin board?
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Go ahead.
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Better take this old one
Of my down, heh?
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Boy, oh, boy.
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Nobody was interested
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In my singles
Potluck seance.
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What's going up
This time?
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Well, you know,
For years I've been saving up,
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And now I finally made it.
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I bought myself a snazzy
Italian sports car.
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Frasier: hey.
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As of tomorrow,
I'm going to be the owner
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Of a brand-new alfredo.
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Hey. All right.
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But first I gotta sell off
The old cliffmobile.
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Wait a minute.
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[clears throat]
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Now, you own a 1965
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Chevy station wagon, right?
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Yes, sir.
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This is a picture
Of a rolls-royce.
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What are you doing?
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Uh...Read the copy
There, sammy.
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"Chevy--the rolls-royce
Of station wagons."
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Oh, come on.
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Smart.
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Um...
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[russian accent]
Excuse--excuse me.
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Yeah?
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I'm looking for
Diane chambers.
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Oh, she's not here
Right now.
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Oh, I'll bet you're
Madame lik-likova.
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Ohh! Oh, goodness, no.
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No.
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How madame would laugh
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If she heard you
Say that.
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And then she would
Strike me.
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No, I am leeza,
Her assistant.
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Oh, sam malone. Hi.
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Hello. Hello.
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Hello.
Frasier crane.
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Well, is madame
Gonna come here
Later on?
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Oh, no--no.
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Madame likova would never
Come to a tavern.
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No. I'm bringing by
The tape and analysis
For diane.
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Normally the students
Pick them up themselves,
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But, well, madame likova
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Can be very...Harsh,
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So I wanted
To soften the blow
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By bringing them here
Myself.
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Her dancing's
That bad, huh?
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I am afraid so.
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That is why I--I--
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I wanted to
Come here myself
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And tell her
Not to dance anymore.
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Uh, but I have to
Go now.
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We are checking out
Tonight,
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And an impatient
Madame likova
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Is a dangerous
Madame likova.
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Uh, give her
This videotape
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And this envelope,
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And tell her...
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I'm so sorry.
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Well, I will.
Thank you very much.
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Yes, thank you.
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Dos vedanya.
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Dos vedanya, huh?
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Those russkies
Can never leave
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Without slipping in
Some soviet propaganda.
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Hey, you guys think,
Uh, diane's really
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That bad of a dancer?
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I don't know.
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I guess there's no way
Of ever knowing...
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Is there?
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Nothing that I can
Really think of.
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Cliff: me...Neither.
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And who knows if that vcr
In sammy's office even works?
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There's only one way
To find out,
You know.
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How's that?
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Get a tape
And slip it
Right in there.
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Talk about luck.
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Here's a tape right here.
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Come on!
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That's extremely insensitive.
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Nah, it's not.
No, it's not.
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It's like driving by
The scene of
An accident.
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You don't want to look,
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But you just can't
Help yourself.
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And in this case,
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You get to play it
Over and over again.
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[ballet music playing]
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Is it working?
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Yes, sir!
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Ho ho!
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Hey, that's miss chambers.
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Why is she hopping
Around like that?
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Well, she's...
Dancing, woody.
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Get out of here!
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I don't know, guys.
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You know,
Maybe this isn't funny.
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Sam, are you looking
At the screen?
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Ha ha!
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I'm sorry.
I'm gonna...
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Ohh!
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[everyone protesting]
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Being laughed at
Is going to be the least
Of diane's worries.
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If she ever reads
This analysis,
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She's going to be
Shattered.
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Take a look
At this thing.
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Sam: oh, boy.
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"Poor...Poor...
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Poor...Terrible..."
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How was
Her attendance?
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What are--I mean,
What are we gonna do?
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She thinks her teacher's
Gonna show up tonight.
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What are we
Gonna tell her?
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We're not gonna
Tell her anything.
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Madame likova
Is going to write her
A splendid analysis.
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Can I borrow your office?
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Hey, now,
Wait a second, now.
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Do you think this is
The right way to do it?
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Listen, what
Harm can it do?
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I mean, she said
This was
A one-shot deal.
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Why not let her
Leave it
A winner?
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Why would you,
Her favorite doormat,
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Want to make her
Feel better about herself?
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I hear
What you're saying.
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Yeah, sure,
She mocked me,
Debased me,
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Humiliated me,
Ridiculed me.
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Finally left me
At the altar, but...
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Never really can forget
Your first love, can you?
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Back again.
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And you'll all be
Happy to know
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That my oven was off.
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But...I had left the milk out,
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So it wasn't
A wasted trip.
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Uh...
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Diane,
While you were out,
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Your dance teacher's
Assistant came by.
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Oh, poo.
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Madame likova
Didn't come?
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No, no.
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She got hold of
A bad bowl of borscht.
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Uh...
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But she--she, uh,
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Told us to make sure
You got this.
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Here it is.
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Yeah.
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The moment of truth.
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Mm.
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Oh, I can't.
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Oh, come on.
You're gonna have to
Open it sometime.
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[mumbling]
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"Technique: very good.
Strength: very good.
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"Emotional response:
Outstanding.
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Flexibility: average"?
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I always thought
I was very flexible.
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"Excellent
Natural instincts."
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"Soul of a dancer."
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"If not for
The late start,
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Could have had
A career in dance."
266
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,362
Oh, my.
267
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,598
Oh, I'd love to
Call her and thank her.
268
00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,233
Maybe I can still
Catch her at the hotel.
269
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,235
Uh, no, diane.
I don't think
That's a good idea.
270
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,704
Why not?
271
00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:39,139
Why not?
272
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,308
Why not?
273
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,311
Because...Uh, because...
274
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,779
Well, uh, you know,
275
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,114
She's probably packing,
276
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,116
And if you disturb her
Right now,
277
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:52,585
She'd probably put
Her work clothes in one bag
278
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,287
And her regular stuff
In another bag,
279
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,289
Then if the airline
Lost one of those bags,
280
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,325
Then either she wouldn't
Be able to work
281
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,929
Or she'd look real goofy
Out there on the street.
282
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,731
That's why not.
283
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:07,067
Is there something
You're not telling me?
284
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,068
No! Ha!
285
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,502
No, no.
286
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,570
We're just, uh...
287
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,604
What are we doing here?
288
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,241
Uh...Well, we're...
289
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,342
Ha ha!
290
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,643
We're horsing around!
291
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:17,878
[all laughing]
292
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,413
Listen,
293
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,415
The fact is,
We're all just
Thrilled to death
294
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,452
About the report.
Now, you go ahead
And call her.
295
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,654
I'm outta here, fellas.
296
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,623
Sit down.
Don't go anywhere.
297
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,992
Ohh...
298
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,727
Uh, yes.
Madame likova, please.
299
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,062
Oh, boy.
300
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,298
Diane: oh, I see.
301
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,632
She's busy, huh?
302
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,634
Well, may--
303
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,103
Oh, madame likova.
304
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,471
[giggles]
305
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:45,773
Uh...
306
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:01,822
Madame likova.
307
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:02,823
[giggles]
308
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,457
Yes, yes.
309
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,093
This is diane chambers.
310
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,695
I'm--I'm so glad
I caught you.
311
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,397
I--
312
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,632
Yes.
313
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:13,867
Yes, madame likova,
314
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,368
I read it. I...
315
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,806
Did you really mean
Everything you said?
316
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,707
Uh, yes, I'm sorry.
317
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,709
I know you always mean
What you say.
318
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,044
[click, dial tone]
319
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:24,978
Hello?
320
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,581
She hung up.
321
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,418
Well, she was never
One to chat.
322
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,822
This is unbelievable.
323
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,490
I never thought
I was this good.
324
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,193
Maybe I've been
Too critical of myself.
325
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,030
I really don't think
That's possible.
326
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,065
I must view my tape again,
327
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,533
Through madame's eyes.
328
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,902
Would any of you mind if--
329
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,972
Mind? We'd be angry
If you didn't.
330
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,443
Oh, my friends...
331
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,514
I'm...
332
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:04,584
I'm so glad
You're all here to...
333
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,454
Share this moment with me.
334
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,089
I tell you what.
335
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,790
Why don't you
Come and stand
336
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,326
Right up close
To the television here...
337
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,394
Oh, ok!
338
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,096
So you get the best
Possible viewing.
339
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,098
And we'll just sort of
Surround you behind you
340
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,766
So we don't distract you.
All right?
341
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:20,934
Carla: hit it!
342
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,403
[ballet music plays]
343
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,840
Yes! Yes!
344
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,876
Look at me.
345
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,882
Ever since I was a child,
346
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:38,018
I wanted to dance
So badly.
347
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,820
Looks like
You got your wish.
348
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,336
Norman, don't you think
It's time you got home
349
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,704
To your beloved?
350
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,372
No, no.
It's vera's night
351
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,974
To howl tonight.
352
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,243
She's, uh, hosting
A tupperware party.
353
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,679
Right about now
They're probably knee deep
354
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,081
In lettuce crispers.
355
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,719
Vera's really
Into tupperware?
356
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,154
You kidding?
357
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,923
She wants to be buried
In one of those things.
358
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,792
I can just see
The service, you know?
359
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,328
They lower you
Into the ground,
360
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:24,197
Somebody burps
The corner,
And you're...
361
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,900
Sealed fresh
For eternity, I guess.
362
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,570
Hmm.
363
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,840
Is that a sigh, diane?
364
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,376
I don't know.
365
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,344
Come on.
366
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,546
What's the matter?
Hello?
367
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,680
Nothing.
368
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,982
You mentioned eternity,
And...
369
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,952
It got me to thinking...
370
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,854
"For of all sad words
371
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,722
"Of tongue or pen,
372
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,925
"The saddest are these...
373
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,961
It might have been."
374
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,096
Yeah?
375
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,734
I wonder what
Might have happened
376
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,536
If I had pursued
My dream.
377
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,741
Who knows?
I might have ended up
378
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,443
An accomplished ballerina.
379
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,982
Now I'll never know.
380
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,384
Yeah, that is tough.
381
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,687
But, uh,
That's what you get
For dreaming.
382
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,257
Didn't you ever
Have a dream, norman?
383
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,358
No.
384
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,628
Not at all?
385
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,130
No.
386
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,665
You never wanted something
That was out of reach?
387
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,800
Well, uh...
388
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,135
Beer nuts.
389
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,608
Norman...
390
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,942
I'm serious.
391
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,644
So am I.
Could you just...
392
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:51,184
Everyone has dreams,
Norman.
393
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,585
Everyone except me.
394
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,655
I learned early in life
Not to have them.
395
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,157
Oh...
396
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,625
Yeah, I figure
They're useless.
397
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,626
Never come true,
Anyway.
398
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,428
Norman...
399
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,464
Yeah, life's tough enough
Without getting yourself
All worked up
400
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,899
Over something
That's not gonna happen.
401
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,335
Mm-mmm.
402
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,238
Dreams--they just
Give you heartache.
403
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,175
But isn't
The real heartache...
404
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:18,045
Knowing that you
Had the potential
To do something
405
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,646
And you never tried?
406
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,114
Listen to me.
407
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,449
Listen to me!
408
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,385
Do I have
Another choice?
409
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,055
I have the potential
To be a dancer.
410
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,856
I still have
A fighting chance
411
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,459
To make my dream
Come true.
412
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,861
I'm going to send my tape
To boston ballet.
413
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,029
You know--
414
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,598
In fact,
I am going to drop it
415
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,732
In the mail tonight.
416
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,401
Ohh, norman!
417
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,202
Diane--
418
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,404
Oh, this is so wonderful.
419
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,673
Thank you so much.
Mm-mwah!
420
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,607
Um--
421
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,276
I'm too excited
To stick around.
422
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,610
You know how
To lock up, right, norman?
423
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,679
You kidding?
I'm the one
Who taught you.
424
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,081
Right.
425
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,615
Good night.
426
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:56,616
Yeah.
427
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,291
Alone in a bar.
428
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,497
Maybe diane is right.
429
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,699
I guess dreams
Can come true.
430
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,709
Hello, everyone.
431
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,644
Carla: my!
432
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,748
Don't you look
The ballerina.
433
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,250
Thank you, carla.
434
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,019
Now, why don't you take
A flying leap?
435
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,021
Sam...
436
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,656
The reason I came early
437
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,326
Was to tell you
That I'm going to be
A little late.
438
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,228
You're not early.
You're right on time.
439
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,264
Oh. Well, then I'm going
To be quite late.
440
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,666
I'm auditioning
For boston ballet.
441
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,669
Would you mind
If I warmed up?
442
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,505
This seems a tad high,
But it might serve
As a barre.
443
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,775
Well, it is a bar,
Miss chambers.
444
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,110
No, woody.
445
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,745
When a dancer warms up,
446
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,913
They hold on
To a barre.
447
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,415
That is a bar.
448
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,753
Frasier: if I might
Interrupt here--
449
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:07,754
Please.
450
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,589
Diane, what audition?
451
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,959
Well, you know,
I sent off my tape
To boston ballet.
452
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,494
Yeah. What audition?
453
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,564
Well, they had the nerve
To send it back unopened.
454
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,366
They never even
Looked at it.
455
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,568
I think that's
Patently unfair.
456
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,503
Is that giving art
A chance?
457
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,437
Look, uh...
458
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,905
Diane,
Do you think you--
459
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,107
Maybe you're
Just not ready
For the boston ballet.
460
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,776
Yes, I am.
461
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,778
I know it.
462
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,580
Madame likova knows it.
463
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,415
The only people
Who don't know it
464
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,417
Are the people
At boston ballet.
465
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,818
And they're
About to find out.
466
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,588
They're rehearsing now.
467
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,590
They're going to see me now
468
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,526
If I have to do
A grand jete over the gate.
469
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,162
Diane, I think
That might be a mistake.
470
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,497
Why?
471
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,599
Don't you think
I'm good enough?
472
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,667
Oh, no--oh, hey.
Are you kidding me?
473
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,503
I think
You're wonderful.
474
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,304
Hmm.
475
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,038
So what's the point?
476
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,340
Um...
477
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,574
Frasier, the point.
478
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,078
The point is...
479
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,414
You know...
480
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,782
You two have been behaving
481
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,752
Very mysteriously lately.
482
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,722
Are you planning
A surprise party?
483
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:17,857
Ha ha ha ha.
484
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,759
You're onto us.
485
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,629
Ha ha ha ha!
486
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,332
Well, I will try
To act surprised.
487
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,667
Well, that's great,
But as I was saying,
Diane,
488
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,935
The point is...
489
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,003
Well, not to make
A big scene
About this thing--
490
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,240
I'm sure
The boston ballet
Must have, uh,
491
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,408
Open auditions,
You know,
From time to time.
492
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,909
Why not wait
Till then?
493
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:40,146
I've wasted
Enough time already.
Thank you.
494
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,848
Wait--diane,
Wait a second here.
495
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,149
Uh--oh, boy.
496
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,851
Listen, I-I'm gonna...
497
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,152
Huh...
498
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,221
I'm gonna have to
Tell you something,
499
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,657
And, uh,
You may not like it.
500
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,460
You see, the truth--
The truth is that--
501
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,861
Sam.
502
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,663
I know what it is.
503
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,398
You're afraid
Of losing me
504
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,799
To the world of ballet.
505
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,803
No, no.
506
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,005
See, that's not what
I'm afraid of at all.
507
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,875
Ohh...
My plucky little man.
508
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,414
I--I--whoo! Boy!
509
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,783
I'm just gonna
Come right out
And say this.
510
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,952
I hope I don't hurt
Your feelings here.
Um...
511
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:23,122
Please, please,
Please don't do this.
512
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,691
Help me here, frasier.
513
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:28,528
Uh, diane, please,
Please, please
Don't do this.
514
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,700
Sam...
515
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:37,904
This is one of the most
Genuine displays of affection
516
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,806
You've ever shown me.
517
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,342
With love like this
In my corner,
518
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,043
How could I possibly fail?
519
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,011
Ah, well...
520
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,547
Mmm...
521
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:48,615
Frasier, she's not
Gonna believe me.
522
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,716
Tell her.
Come on, tell her.
523
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,183
Diane, diane,
Just a second.
524
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,685
There's something
I've gotta get off my chest.
525
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:53,920
Yes, frasier?
526
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,055
Knock 'em dead.
527
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,590
Thank you.
528
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,696
What?!
529
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,668
[music plays]
530
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,144
Excuse me.
531
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,613
Excuse me. Excuse me!
532
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,315
Man: miss, we're in
The middle of a rehearsal.
533
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,416
Yes, yes.
534
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,784
And you're all
Very wonderful,
535
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,854
But I have something
I'd like to say.
536
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:28,655
Man: miss, please.
537
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:29,956
This will only
Take a second.
538
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,325
Hold it, everybody!
539
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,960
[music stops]
540
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,962
Oh, you may put her down.
541
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:39,165
Kirby, please
Show the lady
To the wings.
542
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,800
Oh, no, no, please.
543
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,503
I must prove to you
That I indeed belong
544
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,672
In your fine fraternity.
Kirby!
545
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,140
I'm sorry, miss.
546
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,810
We just don't have time
For this right now.
547
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,813
I don't have much time myself.
548
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,516
A dancer's career
Is not a long one.
549
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,819
I'm sorry, but it's true.
550
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,355
I have a dream.
551
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,591
To be a dancer.
552
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:07,193
And in order for it
To come true,
553
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:09,195
You must see me dance.
554
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,697
Oh, yes, my...
555
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:13,533
Technique is not quite
As polished as it should be,
556
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:16,002
But is...That all
There is to art--
557
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,103
Mere technique?
558
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:20,540
Or is it not the passion
559
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,375
And emotion and pain
560
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,611
That lie deep
Within our souls?
561
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,379
Well, I have that emotion.
562
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:29,048
I have felt that pain.
563
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,550
I...
564
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,452
I am a feeling person,
565
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:35,555
And I can communicate
Those feelings to you
566
00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,757
Through dance.
567
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,058
So...
568
00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:40,560
Judge me not by
569
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,496
What my arms and legs
Are doing.
570
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,034
Judge me...
571
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,570
By what I make you feel.
572
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:53,039
But most importantly,
Judge me.
573
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,507
For I must dance.
574
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,108
Damn it, I must!
575
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:58,878
Well...
576
00:22:58,878 --> 00:22:59,879
Oh!
577
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:00,780
Thank you!
578
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,115
You won't be disappointed.
579
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:05,017
Oh! Oh...
580
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:10,990
Psst! Diane.
581
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:23,002
[whispering]
582
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:40,720
Never mind.
583
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,923
[music resumes]
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