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I'll tell you, woody,
The psychiatric profession
Can get rough sometimes.
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If anyone tells me
One more problem,
I'll explode.
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I know Just how you feel.
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I suppose you do.
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Our professions Are alike.
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We have to listen While people
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Unload their grief
And suffering.
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I can't bear it.
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I know Just how you feel.
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If only I had
Your ability to listen...
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Sympathize while going on
Calmly and happily.
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How do you do it?
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I know Just how you feel.
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()
You're not listening
To me, are you?
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I know Just how you feel.
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( One double s)a)a ))
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I know Just howcoming right up.
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Makin' your way
In the world today
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Takes everything You've got
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Takin' a break
From all your worries
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())#o#o + a #o#o
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()))#o#o 3+ g 3#o#o))))))))#o
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Where everybody Knows your name
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♪o
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You wanna be
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(People are) All the same
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You wanna go
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()) Here it is, troops.
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I called you in To tell you
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I've got a chance To go fishing
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With some old Baseball buddies.
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Ahh... A fishing trip.
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Another desperately futile
Attempt to forget me.
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No, just another
Desperately
Futile attempt
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To catch Some fish.
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Problem is I want to Leave now.
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Who wants To be saddled
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With Taking charge Of the place?
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Wait A minute here.
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Ok, sit down.
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I'll make
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I'll tell you, woody,
The psychiatric profession
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If anyone tells me
One more problem,
I'll explode.
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I know Just how you feel.
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I suppose you do.
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Our professions Are alike.
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We have to listen While people
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Unload their grief
And suffering.
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I can't bear it.
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I know Just how you feel.
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If only I had
Your ability to listen...
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Sympathize while going on
Calmly and happily.
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How do you do it?
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I know Just how you feel.
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You're not listening
To me, are you?
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I know Just how you feel.
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( One double s)a)a ))
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I know Just howcoming right up.
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Makin' your way
In the world today
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Takes everything You've got
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Takin' a break
From all your worries
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())#o#o + a #o#o
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()))#o#o 3+ g 3#o#o))))))))#o
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Where everybody Knows your name
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♪o
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You wanna be
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(People are) All the same
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You wanna go
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()) Here it is, troops.
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I called you in To tell you
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I've got a chance To go fishing
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With some old Baseball buddies.
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Ahh... A fishing trip.
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Another desperately futile
Attempt to forget me.
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No, just another
Desperately
Futile attempt
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To catch Some fish.
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Problem is I want to Leave now.
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Who wants To be saddled
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With Taking charge Of the place?
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Wait A minute here.
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Ok, sit down.
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I'll make An executive Decision.
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Hold out Your fists.
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One potato, Two potato,
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Three potato, Four...
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Sam, sam, sam, This isn't fair.
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No?
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When you do that
With three people,
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You end up With the same person
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With whom You started.
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Oh, yeah.
All right, uh...
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Ok, I've got Something else.
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My dog died.
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What color Is his blood?
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What kind of disgusting
Game is that?
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It's something Kids play.
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Now, Pick a color.
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What for?
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Your Dog's blood.
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It's horrible. You played
This as a child?
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No wonder You're so disturbed.
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Pick a color.
I'll spell it
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And knock Somebody out.
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Ok, mauve.
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All right, uh...
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Here we go.
We'll use
A bat here.
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Good idea.
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Ok. I'm in charge!
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Sam.
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Actually, I had This in mind.
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Woody, you know How to do this.
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There you go.
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Ohhh! He grabbed
The knobby thing
At the top!
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That's not part Of the bat!
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It is so Part of the bat.
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Can he grab it?
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Sure.
Then we try
To kick it
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From his fingers To win.
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Who gets To kick first?
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One potato, Two potato...
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Oh! Make
A decision
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Like a rational,
Adult human being.
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All right.
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Ok. Woody's my man.
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Oh, come on!
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Why woody?
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Because he hasn't
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Irritated the hell Out of me.
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Now, get out.
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Let me go over
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The management rules With him.
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I think you're Really going to
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Enjoy This weekend, boss.
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Ok. First rule...
Always keep this
With you at all times.
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( 3 $ ' )a)a ndiana.
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[() It's frommy girlfrien]))
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( 3 $ ' )a)a ndianso how's
The midwest?
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Gather round.
We'll find out.
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Tob.
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Beth w'the 'eatest letters.
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I can't wait for you
To hear this.
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"Dear woody, this
Is the hardest letter
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"I've ever written.
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"I care about you Very much,
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"But we can't Stay together.
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[ (@ ])))) "We'll drop by.
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"I have to explain In person.
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"I hope you understand
And can forgive me.
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"See you saturday.
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[ ( )))-, )))))
We, is isn
I'm so sorry, woody. ]))))
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[ ( I can' ] )))) ) 3)m)m' ]))
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( )))-, )))))
We, she could be here
I'm so sorryany minute.)))
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I'm feeling Kind of
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( I guess it would be
Easier if I left. Ne no )
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Wait a sec, wood.
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Maybe this is
Really a blessing
In disguise.
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Sometimes in order
To achieve maturity,
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It's necessary
To disengage
From relationships
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That keep growth
Rooted in prolonged
Periods of stasis.
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I know just how you feel.
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Le women.
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Get on out there.
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( )a)a )
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Since sammy's not here,
Take it from us.
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Cliff: he's right,
Woody.
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The way to forget beth
Is to find some skirt,
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Have her, use her,
And throw her away.
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() Maybe you guys Are right.
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( )-ybe the st way To get o )))
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( ) )m)m' u guys Are right.
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To the first Available woman.
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[ (Woody, don't Listen to th ])))
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( O ))+s your )a)a ebauchery.
To the first
Available woman.
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It's important To experience it.
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People grow
From intense suffering.
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Then how come I haven't
Grown an inch
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Since I've known you?
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Oh, boy, normie, Look at this.
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Another psychic's Head exploded.
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Makes you wonder Why anyone
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Goes into that line
Of work, doesn't it?
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Excuse me.
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I've been experiencing
Grief all afternoon.
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Instead of killing myself,
How about dinner with me?
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Sounds great, But no, thank you.
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Did I say It was my treat?
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Woody, you've hit on
Nearly every woman here.
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Why are you So persistent?
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To show beth I've
Got someone, too.
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I can't stand Her look of pity.
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I'm sure
She's too wrapped up
In her own happiness
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To have time To pity you.
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Well, that is A comfort.
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Hi, woody.
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Oh, hi, beth.
Hi, leonard.
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Get my letter?
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Yeah, I got it.
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Are you mad?
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Oh... No.
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I never wanted To hurt you.
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I'm fine, Really.
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Would you
Like something
To drink?
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Wine.
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A brewskie.
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Brewskie.
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Woody, we didn't mean
For this to happen.
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It was fate.
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I was looking at tubing
In fryer's hardware,
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Beth was buying
A lawn sprinkler,
And, well...
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I never stood A chance.
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Look what we've Done to him.
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I know. It's worse
Than I thought.
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Please, guys, don't...
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How can we happily
Walk down the aisle
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Knowing we've
Hurt him like this?
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I won't be in the mood
For any cake.
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Beth, leonard, just...
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I picture you alone,
Night after night.
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It makes me Want to cry.
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Hi, beth.
Nice to meet
You, leonard.
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Shouldn't you
Tell beth about
You-know-who?
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Who?
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That lovely Young lady
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You've Been seeing So much of.
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Is this true?
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Yes.
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I'm glad you Found someone.
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What's she like?
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Well, she's about
4, 5... 5'4 " or 5".
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She's kind of hard To describe.
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Cornflower-blue Eyes,
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Titian hair,
Raphaelesque figure.
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And she smells good.
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I feel better knowing
You won't be alone.
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Well, come on, leonard.
We'd better be going.
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It's nice Seeing you, woody.
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Bye, beth.
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Good luck.
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Yeah. Good luck, beth.
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It's too bad You're leaving
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Without meeting
Woody's girlfriend.
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We could have
Had dinner tonight.
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Actually,
Our plane doesn't
Leave till midnight.
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We ca all have
Have dinner together.
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Oh, great.
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8:00 ok?
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Yeah. Fine.
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Way to go.
What do I do now?
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I'm sorry. Have
A strict rule
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()))
Out meddling
In people's affairs.
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()))
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Nothing worse
Has ever happened
To anybody.
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I don't know, About that, woody.
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Ever have Your head explode?
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.
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Now, let's see...
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I'm sure we can
Think of something.
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It better be good.
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I need a date, quick.
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Too bad sammy's
Not here to help you.
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Sammy 3no e,
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()
Wo 3ut that
But his inventordown on the bar
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Very carefully And walk away.
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That's too hot
For you to handle.
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Here's the number
Of one of my tootsies.
265
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,950
I think
He'd prefer something
That lives above ground.
266
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,878
Do you really Think it's proper
267
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:28,215
To rifle through
A man's personal papers?
268
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,484
No matter how Close a friend...
269
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,186
You're in here.
270
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,822
Give me that.
271
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,124
"Probably the most
Incredible woman
272
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,826
"I ever met.
273
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,094
3+ane?" well...
274
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,868
() Hey, here's one.
275
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:51,138
Three stars.
Tina wilson.
276
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,840
"Fun, sexy, easy."
277
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:55,275
() Well, she sounds Interesting.
278
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:58,145
How will you Treat sweet tina?
279
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,882
[()))- $+])))
280
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,384
You won't getow will you
An answer there. T sweet tina?
281
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,819
Why not?
282
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:08,321
I'm "Sweet tina" wilson.
283
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,260
What would be
A good time to call you?
284
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,231
Ahh,
285
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,267
It's not working.
I'm bad at this.
286
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,337
Don't give up
So eoh, here's one.
287
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:28,608
(Look. She's got
A whole page
To herself.)
288
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,310
Desiree harrison.
289
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,612
Look at All those stars!
290
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,314
Any more stars,
291
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,616
You'd pledge Allegiance To her.
292
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,620
Hey, "The best,
The best, the best."
293
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,323
Get on the horn There, woods.
294
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,159
()
Woody, something tells me
You shouldn't do this.
295
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,560
Please reconsider.
296
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,863
That's easy for you To say.
297
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,966
Do something extraordinary
For once... butt out!
298
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,372
What do I say?
299
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:02,109
You're a friend Of sam malone.
300
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,343
Good.
301
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,078
() @uhdesiree?
302
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,981
I'm a friend Of sam malone.
303
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,919
She want to know Why I called.
304
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,955
Say sammy said
She was the best...
305
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:18,158
And you want
To find out
For yourself.
306
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:22,162
Sam says you're the best,
And I want to find out
For myself.
307
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,097
Hold on. She wants
To know my name.
308
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,166
Wing it.
309
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,667
It's woody boyd.
310
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,104
Yeah, how about
7:00 tonight?
311
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,239
Yeah?
312
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,408
I'll see you Here in the bar.
313
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,310
Great.
314
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,445
All right, woody!
315
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,050
Well, since it's
Gomer's night out...
316
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,454
That leaves me
In charge of the bar.
317
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,022
Oh, not necessarily.
318
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,491
Woody, who Do you assign
319
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,494
To take command Of the bar?
320
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:57,530
How can I choose Between you?
321
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,632
Yes, we're both Your friends.
322
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,268
It's not that.
323
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,371
You ruined "One
Potato, two potato."
324
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,007
Ok, let's let The bar decide.
325
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,410
That seems the fair
And democratic thing.
326
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,678
[ringing bell]
327
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:15,082
We should each Make a speech,
328
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,551
Presenting our
Best arguments
For being in charge,
329
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,387
And we'll leave it Up to you.
330
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,089
Carla, the floor Is yours,
331
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,923
And not for
The first time,
I might add.
332
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,331
If I'm elected,
333
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,267
No way will diane Make a speech.
334
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,080
[whistling]
335
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,718
( Hubba-hubba!))))a)a3 ))
336
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:02,595
()))
337
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,234
()
338
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:12,139
One of sam's women may
Be too much for one man.
339
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:18,011
Is there somebody here
Named woody?
340
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,212
Yeah.
341
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,246
I'm desiree.
342
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,217
Uh... Just
A minute, please.
343
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,055
Did she look different
On the phone?
344
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,024
The master
Recommends her
Highly.
345
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,426
All right, Here goes nothing.
346
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,528
(So, you're desiree.)
347
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,596
Yeah.
348
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,398
Hi. I'm woody.
349
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,633
Can I get Your coat?
350
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,304
What's she Doing here?
351
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,605
That's woody's date.
352
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,207
Woody's going out
353
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,042
With sam's Cleaning lady?
354
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,513
Cleaning lady?
355
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,748
Sam says She's the best.
356
00:16:58,385 --> 00:16:59,786
How are you?
357
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,421
Fine. Shall we
Get started?
358
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,455
Right here?
359
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,494
()a)a))
360
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,364
No. I'll stop to eat
When I get tired.
361
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,133
Wow.
362
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:16,403
If you don't have
Your own equipment,
363
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,704
Mine is outside.
364
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,706
What sort of equipment?
365
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,708
Well, first, a bucket.
366
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,176
Really?
367
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,178
Yeah, and some Rubber gloves
368
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,813
And a long-handled Brush.
369
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,584
You've got To be kidding me.
370
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:35,655
I need
Something for those
Hard-to-reach places.
371
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:39,359
Would you excuse me
For a moment?
372
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:43,596
Guys, there's
Things about sam
That we don't know.
373
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,333
Woody, she's Sas maid.
374
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,800
Carla told us.
375
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,170
Those stars mean
She's the best
Housekeeper around.
376
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,741
Oh, boy, Do I feel stupid.
377
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,710
What am I Going to do?
378
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,213
() Maybe tell her The truth.
379
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,183
Yeah. Yeah, ok.
380
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,520
() Uh...
381
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:11,858
Listen, ma'am,
382
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,291
(There's been
A tehi, woody.Take.))))
383
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,529
So that's Titian hair.
384
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,199
Hi. I'm beth.
385
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,533
I'm desiree.
386
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,202
He's my fiance Leonard.
387
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,270
Good.
388
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,609
Yeah, uh...
They're going
To be joining us
389
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,311
For dinner tonight.
390
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,479
Dinner?
391
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,781
You're taking me To dinner?
392
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,184
What do you say?
393
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:41,221
Well, beats
Scrubbing grout
With a toothbrush.
394
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,825
You folks and your
Big city expressions!
395
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,761
I thought we'd eat
At melville's.
396
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,796
Ok.
397
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,503
I was expecting Someone younger.
398
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,171
Me, too.
399
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,679
That was fun.
400
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,715
Listen, have A nice marriage.
401
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:12,552
(We still have time
To go dancing
Before our plane leas.)))
402
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,363
Listen, have you're taking me
A nice marriage. Dancing?
403
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,556
It sure beats
Scrubbing grout
With a toothbrush.
404
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,326
Hey, I could Live here.
405
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,760
I'll freshen up.
406
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,462
Oh, dancing.
407
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,797
Hope my knees Hold out.
408
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,335
Is it any wonder I love her?
409
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,503
I like her, Woody.
410
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,705
Sit down. I'll get you
Something to drink.
411
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,514
Woody...
412
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,851
I know I got you Into this,
413
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,354
But it's time To stop.
414
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:51,258
Beth doesn't deserve
To be lied to.
415
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,561
Would your mother
Approve of what
You're doing?
416
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:59,366
Let beth know How you feel.
417
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,369
It would Do you both good.
418
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,404
You're right, Miss chambers.
419
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:07,640
I guess I owe beth That much.
420
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,746
Oh, you won't tell
My mother, will you?
421
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,950
Mum's the word.
422
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,987
You won't tell My mum, will you?
423
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,375
( Go drink your beer. 3 ))))
424
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,610
Yes, dear.
425
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,283
[ ()))m)m+ ]
426
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,423
Desiree's not My girlfriend.
427
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,659
Well, I had A feeling.
428
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,761
What gave it away?
429
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,630
She forgot your name
During dinner.
430
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,835
I didn't want you
Thinking I was alone.
431
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,737
I'm sorry.
432
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,740
But you know We couldn't last.
433
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:14,907
We've grown apart.
434
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:21,648
We're too different now.
435
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,583
[( )))))3+o )a)a-' 2!])))))) )a)a )
436
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:30,590
(Leonard's more
A part of my world.Ody.))
437
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,759
I could move back To indiana.
438
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:35,895
())
Do you want to?)) no.
439
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:39,966
And I could never
Live in boston.
440
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,635
So... How does that
Leave us?
441
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,472
Real sad?
442
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,973
Yeah.
443
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:50,076
Well, I hope You get happy.
444
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,879
(I want to
Give you something.)
445
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,847
()
lto ok.)m)minks are.
446
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,115
[chuckling]
No...
447
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,684
I meant this.
448
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,490
Good-bye, woody.
449
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:10,430
That, leonard, is how
The tractor was born.
450
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,135
Leonard, we have
A plane to catch.
451
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,970
Ok. Well, good-bye.
452
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,473
If you're ever In indiana,
453
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,975
You know What to do.
454
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,712
Yeah. Run screamin the.
455
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:29,982
See you, woody.
456
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,552
Bye. Take care
Of her.
457
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:33,720
I will.
458
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,522
You better.
459
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:43,830
Are you ok, woody?
460
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:50,937
I feel pretty bad.
461
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,540
[ ()) ts o ]))))
Now I can go back
To being woody boyd.
462
00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:57,009
What about
Mrs. Clean
In the back?
463
00:22:57,043 --> 00:23:00,980
She happens to be
A very nice lady.
464
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,483
We had a good time.
465
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,619
She talked about
Some interesting things...
466
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,187
Movies, sports...
467
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,890
Getting cat hair
Out of the drapes...
468
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,863
() Good-bye, woody.
469
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,164
No, please, don't go.
470
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,866
I'm not stupid.
471
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,602
Don't pay any Attention to them.
472
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,573
()
Look, I'm not sure
What happened.
473
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:30,209
I feel you got
Trapped into this.
474
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,979
So I'll let you Off the hook.
475
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:37,016
Look, earlier,
I thought you
Were somebody else,
476
00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,519
But I had fun
Tonight.
I like you.
477
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:43,590
What I'm trying To say is...
478
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:46,759
I need somebody To talk to.
479
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:49,929
What did you Have in mind?
480
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:53,766
I don't know.
481
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,195
(I thought maybe...))
Sure. Why not?
482
00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,639
()a)a '
483
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,074
Into one of those
May-december romances?
484
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,143
With the holidays Approaching,
485
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,579
December's no good,
But may's ok.
486
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,757
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00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,960
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00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:23,563
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