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Cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Boy, did
I have a crazy dream
Last night.
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What was it?
I was at this party
With a bunch of strangers.
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Food was great,
Music was loud.
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All of a sudden, everybody
In the place stopped and
Was looking at me.
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And I realized
I wasn't wearing
Any pants.
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I've had that dream
A million times.
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Yeah, me, too. And boy,
Is it ever embarrassing, huh?
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Why's that?
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Uh...Uh...Norm?
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Never
Embarrassed me.
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Tell you the one
I hate--you're back
In college, right?
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You haven't been
To class the
Entire semester.
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The teacher's
About to give
The final exam.
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Oh, yeah, that one's
The worst.
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What are you talking about,
Carla, you never
Went to college.
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It's a dream, stupid.
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How about the one
Where you go
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To this
Fancy restaurant
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And before the let you in,
They make you leave
Your legs at the door?
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The girl gives you
Claim check number six.
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So you go in.
But instead of food,
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Everyone's eating
Their silverware.
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Only you can't really
Enjoy your fork
Because you're worried
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That whoever got
Claim check number nine
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Might finish first
And pick up your legs
By mistake.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would
Help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are
All the same *
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* you wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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Two vodka martinis,
One wallbanger.
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Wallbanger.
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Sam, I need to ask
A big favor.
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All right, as long as
It doesn't interfere
With your job.
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Ok, then,
I need to ask
A huge favor.
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Would it be possible
Two weeks from
This coming wednesday
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For me to leave work early,
About 10 minutes?
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Sure, why not?
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Oh, thank you, sam.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you for
Not prying further
Into the matter.
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Especially since, well,
I've no valid excuse
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For my early departure.
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Sam, I must be frank.
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Sounds good.
I'll be bob.
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I mean
It's not as if I have
A dental appointment
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Or I have to meet someone
At the airport.
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Ok, diane,
Why do you have to
Leave early
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2 weeks from
This wednesday?
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Well,
If you must know...
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I have a date.
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Oh, yeah,
I've heard
Of those.
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Have fun.
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Ahh. Sweet,
Transparent bravado.
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Could there be
A soul dearer
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Than the little
Boy lost,
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Trembling on
The edge of despair,
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Yet struggling
Manfully
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To maintain
His stiff upper lip?
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Thank you for noticing.
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Wait, sam. Wait,
One more thing.
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What?
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After our 5-star dinner
And season premier
Of the ballet date,
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Chad--dr. Stark--
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May desire a kiss.
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Would you mind,
Should he ask,
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If I let his lips
Touch mine?
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Touch your what?
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Mr. Peterson, I forgot,
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Some guy dropped by earlier
And asked me to
Give this to you.
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Thank you, woody.
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And thank you, god.
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What's that, normie?
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A research grant
From the national
Beer foundation?
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This would be
A measly little pair
Of sky view seats
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For the sox-yankee
Double-header.
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You're kidding me?
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I pulled every string I had
And I could only score
Standing room.
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Come on,
How'd you get that?
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Sam, it's not
Who you know,
It's who I know.
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A client friend of mine,
Jerry donahue, sent
Those babies over
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To thank me for being
For being
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Such a fantastic
Financial counselor.
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No, seriously,
How'd you get them?
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I saved the guy a bundle
On his taxes last year.
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He asked me
To invest his windfall.
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00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:11,945
In the face of
6 short months, I kind
Of doubled his money.
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I got lucky in a little
Convenience mart
Up in worcester.
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What did you do,
Hold it up?
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You guys are hilarious,
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But jerry's laughing
All the way to the bank,
All right?
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I diversified the guy.
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We went into mutuals
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And a very pretty little
Biotech company that
Just went public.
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Boy, it sounds like
You got the midas
Touch there.
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You should hear
Some of the
Other
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Great ideas
We have cooked up.
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Yeah? Like what?
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No, sorry, guys.
My lips are
Sealed.
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Buy you a beer.
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It's called
Tan 'n' wash,
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Now, tan 'n' wash,
Guys,
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The ultimate
Marriage of luxury
And convenience.
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Combination
Tanning salon
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And coin-operated
Laundry.
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Get real.
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Come on,
The timing's right
On this.
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Summer tans
Are fading.
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Winter's coming.
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It's always dirty
Clothes season.
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It's gonna be
The hottest place
In town.
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I'm glad you're already
Thinking about arson.
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Don't listen to them,
Norman.
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Never be deterred
By the mindless jibes
Of the ignorant masses.
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Those ignorant
Masses are gonna be
Our customers.
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I'll be there
With bells on.
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Everyone will be there,
Buddy,
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Fluffing, folding,
Relaxing happily
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Beneath
The healthful rays
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Of a federally-approved
Uva bronzing unit.
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Normie, I got to say,
It's the silliest,
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Most harebrained scheme
I've ever heard of.
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Well, I got to go.
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Normie, walk me out.
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I'm not leaving
Yet, cliff.
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Neither am I.
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Come on.
I want in.
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In what?
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Don't be naive.
Put me up for five shares.
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No, no.
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Investments
Are risky, cliff.
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I never do business
With friends, all right?
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Besides, it's
200 bucks a share.
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Put me down for five, too,
Will you?
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Great.
Now the cat's
Out of the bag.
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I think you're all crazy.
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But if clavin makes big bucks
And I don't,
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I'll won't be able to
Live with the shame.
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Give me a share.
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Me, too.
Me, too!
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You, diane, laying bets
On a laundry?
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Well, in my case,
It's not a gamble,
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But rather a show
Of faith
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In our great free
Enterprise system.
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Yes, even diane chambers
Isn't immune
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To the renaissance
Of american
Patriotism
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In the 1980s.
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Although I hasten
To remind you
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This doesn't imply
Any shifting of
My support
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Toward the current
Administration.
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I hope nobody's looking
For a silent partner.
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Diane, you shouldn't
Be investing
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In a tanning salon.
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You ought to be using one.
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You got skin the color
Of elmer's glue.
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I happen to have
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What restoration poets
Referred to as
Alabaster skin.
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Well, at least your
Hair looks nice.
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Besides,
With my rendezvous
With chad coming up,
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I can't
Risk freckling.
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Why not? If it got boring,
You could always play
Connect-the-dots.
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God,
How this must
Torment you.
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Come on, norm,
Are you gonna
Let us in or not?
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Let's change
The subject,
All right?
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Hey, he's trying
To sidetrack us.
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This thing must be
A gold mine.
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Hey, normie.
Correct me if I'm wrong,
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But yesterday
You had a letter
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You needed mailed.
I did it.
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You could at least
Return the favor.
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Cliffie,
That's your job.
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Well, all right,
Then as one professional
To another,
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Come on, norm!
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I know what's
Gonna happen!
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Something's
Gonna go wrong,
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You're all gonna
Blame me.
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No way!
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All right.
Well, what the heck.
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Hey, wood,
You want in?
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I don't think so.
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You know,
When I left home,
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My father gave me
Some very sound advice.
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Never trust a man
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Who can't look you
In the eye,
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Never talk
When you can listen,
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And never spend
Venture capital
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On a limited partnership
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Without a detailed analytical
Fiduciary prospectus.
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
Norm!
Norm!
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Hey, norm,
How's the world
Been treating you?
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Like a baby
Treats a diaper.
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So...
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What's the deal
With the tan 'n' wash?
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For a new business,
I'd say
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Tan 'n' wash
Is doing as well as
Could be expected.
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Oh, yeah? I dropped
By this morning.
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The only customer
In the place
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Was a lonely woman
Kicking the hell out of
A jammed change machine.
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Oh, come on.
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By the way,
You owe me a quarter
And a new pair of shoes.
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Patience, carla.
All right? Patience.
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There are gray skies
On the horizon.
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Yeah, it's gonna get
Cold and damp
And miserable.
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We'll be wading
In customers.
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00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,273
I think we're wading
In something right now.
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I've worked out
A great new
Promotional campaign.
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Promotional
Campaign?
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[wolf whistles]
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Hey, hey!
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Check out mr. Tan
There!
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Say, sammy, did you
Just fly to the tropics
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And spend a week
And thousands of
Dollars
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Under the blazing
Unhealthy sun?
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No, norm. No, I just
Spent my lunch hour
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Under some healthful
Federally-approved uva rays
At the tan 'n' wash.
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Say, those clothes are
Really looking clean there.
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Well,
Thank you, norm.
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Now, is it true
That with these coupons
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Anyone can get 25% off
On their first 5 visits?
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Well,
That's what I hear.
Great!
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Well!
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I tell you...
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Is that cliff clavin
Or is that don ho?
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Where you been,
Buddy?
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Some faraway
Island resort?
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Easy mistake there.
But no, I got this tan
Right here in beantown.
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Is that at the new
Tan 'n' wash
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00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,865
I been hearing
So dang much about?
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00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,333
That's right, normie.
And by the way,
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Did you realize that the tan
First gained popularity
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In what is now known
As the bronze age?
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Great.
Well, I'm sold.
247
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:16,343
By the way,
Look how white
I used to be.
248
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:22,682
You wore your socks
In the tanning booth?
249
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,252
I got to be careful,
Sammy.
250
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:28,555
The clavin men have feet
Like a baby's bottom.
251
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:31,992
With faces to match.
252
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,827
Back off, carla.
I don't see you
253
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,796
Pitching in
For the cause here.
254
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,798
Yeah? Well,
All I know
255
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,566
Is I wouldn't
Stick a fork
In a toaster,
256
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,568
Never mind
My valuables.
257
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,170
Come on, guys.
258
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,672
What do you say we
Snap up these flyers?
259
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,674
They can't
Last forever.
260
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,476
I wouldn't be
So sure, norm.
261
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,612
You know, peterson,
You got the guts
Of a burglar.
262
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,114
In here peddling
A tanning salon
263
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,682
On the sunniest day
Of the year.
264
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:58,385
Outside of someone with
A financial interest
In the place,
265
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,721
Who'd be stupid enough
To spend a minute in
Your rip-off joint?
266
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:37,424
You try to help out a few
Newly enterprising friends,
267
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,992
And what do you get
For your trouble?
268
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:42,629
45 minutes in hell.
269
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,364
Keep it down,
Will you?
270
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,066
Keep it down?
271
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,700
I've got the worst
Sunburn of my life
272
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,269
Thanks to a faulty
Thermo-regulator
273
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,438
On tanning machine
Number three,
274
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,473
"The bahama mama."
275
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,242
Frasier...
276
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,945
You're supposed
To start off slowly,
All right?
277
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:02,916
But I must say you do have
One heck of a fantastic base
Coat there, frasier.
278
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:06,619
Yeah, and your shirt
Sure smells fresher.
279
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,455
Really?
280
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,656
It's not too lemony?
281
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,091
Not for you.
282
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,262
* la da da da dum *
283
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,065
* la da dee dum *
284
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,970
* la de da dum *
285
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,439
* la da dee da da *
286
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,540
Sorry.
287
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,945
* la da da *
288
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:36,283
Well, it's just that
It's such a lovely
Sunny day out...
289
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:40,253
As your tanned
Faces will attest.
290
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:44,591
I guess I'm feeling
Especially girlish.
291
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,593
How come,
Miss chambers?
292
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,228
Don't, don't.
293
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,632
You know, woody,
294
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:56,336
The usual thing
That puts a bounce
In a girl's step.
295
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,570
Ah...
296
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,539
Support hose.
297
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,277
You're adorable.
298
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:09,416
No. I'm referring
To a very special
Evening.
299
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,783
Oh, yeah, yeah.
300
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,753
Didn't you have
A date or something
Last night?
301
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:17,557
You know
Perfectly well
I saw chad,
302
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,559
But it was
No big deal.
303
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,362
* la la la la *
304
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,631
* la da
Dee da dum **
305
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:25,798
Yeah. Yeah.
306
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:29,569
I refuse to ask her
About last night.
307
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,571
You ask her, woody.
308
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,505
Gotcha.
309
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,775
Well, looky here.
310
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,277
The paper predicts
311
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:40,580
The same high for boston
As honolulu.
312
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,182
That's honolulu, hawaii,
313
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:46,386
The state where
You can get a free tan
All year round.
314
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,021
Carla, if you're
Trying to say
Something,
315
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,689
Why don't you
Just spit it
Out, all right?
316
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,792
Tan 'n' wash
Bites it!
317
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,594
Ok. I'll admit,
318
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,297
Indian summer's
Killing us
Temporarily.
319
00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,600
But this is boston.
It's gonna get cold.
320
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,269
* da da da da da *
321
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,977
Hey, sam.
I found out
322
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,445
All about
Miss chambers' date.
323
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,082
It was a beautiful
Night of magic.
324
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,085
Just spill it,
Will you, woody?
325
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,087
Well, the ballet
Was exquisite,
326
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,422
But it paled
By comparison
327
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:27,360
To the enchanting
Coach ride
Under the stars.
328
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:32,432
Chad held her
Porcelain-like
Hand lightly,
329
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,636
Tracing
Tiny circles on
Her alamander...
330
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:37,737
Alabaster.
331
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,372
Alabaster skin.
332
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,909
And then...
333
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,478
Fearing
That the spell
Might be broken,
334
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,915
She invited him
Up to her
Pied-a-terre
335
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,417
For some quiet
Conversation
336
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,619
And warm brandy,
And then...
337
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,686
What?
338
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,921
Miss chambers said
339
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,423
If you want
To hear the rest,
340
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,691
You got to
Ask her yourself.
341
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,462
Forget it.
Forget it, man.
342
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,563
Ask her, sam.
343
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,765
Sounds like
You won't be
Disappointed.
344
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,400
Forget it!
345
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,174
Frasier, a sunburn?
346
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:18,611
No, I'm doing
My impression
Of a blood blister.
347
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,481
Hey, frasier,
348
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,083
You know,
There's something
349
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,651
I've always been
Meaning to ask you.
350
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,952
What was
Your reaction
351
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,555
The first
Time you saw
Diane naked?
352
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,556
Aah!
353
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,833
Normie, I can't
Hold out any longer.
Ma's getting antsy.
354
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,835
The last time
She spent $1,000,
355
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,338
It was on a house.
356
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,107
Cliff, I'm sorry,
I really am,
357
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,109
But you guys begged me
To let you in.
358
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,843
It's not like
I didn't warn you.
359
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,079
Oh, sure!
360
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,313
"Don't do this!
361
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,148
I pray to god
You don't
Do this!"
362
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,683
You call that
A warning?
363
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,051
Hey, I predicted this.
364
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,319
You guys are nervous nellies
365
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,088
And you're trying to
Blame it all on me.
366
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,622
I want out, norm.
367
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,623
Me, too.
368
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,458
Who wants a tan
In the winter anyway?
369
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,993
Wait. This is not
The smart move.
370
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,328
You got to hang in there.
371
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,629
You got to roll with
The punches, all right?
372
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:10,997
You're gonna
Roll with the
Punches
373
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,132
If you don't
Get us out of this.
374
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,166
I just
Don't think
375
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,167
We were cut out
For it.
376
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,468
Apparently not,
All right.
377
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,438
Jeez. Have it your way,
Guys, ok?
378
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,972
All right,
Tell you what, ok?
379
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,475
I'll personally
Buy out your shares,
All right?
380
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,577
I'll have your checks
In the mail within a week.
381
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,213
Stupid mistake.
382
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,415
Stupid. Stupid.
383
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:40,527
Woo! Boy!
Still snowing out there.
384
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,830
Yeah, and every flake
Means another buck
385
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,833
In norm's pocket.
386
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:50,437
You guys still moaning
Because norm hit the jackpot
And you didn't?
387
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,773
Hey, come on, paul,
Give us some credit
For being adults.
388
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,276
Hey, what do you say
We toilet paper
His house?
389
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,711
Nah. It would
Only make it
Look better.
390
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,717
Sam, excuse me,
May I have your ear
For a moment?
391
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,086
Sure, just
Don't leave
Any bite marks.
392
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,223
Sam, I've decided
393
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,626
To break off
My relationship
With chad.
394
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,662
Who?
395
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:18,064
What an actor you are.
396
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,632
If you hadn't
Chosen bartending,
397
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,702
You could well have had
A career in the theater.
398
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,637
Or as a model.
399
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,874
Anyway...
400
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,376
You needn't continue
401
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,378
This charade
Of nonchalance.
402
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:34,181
I'm ending
My affaire de coeur
403
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:37,517
Because I can sense
How it's secretly
Gnawing away at you.
404
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,052
Ok. All right.
405
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,588
I'm glad.
406
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:45,692
All I've been able
To think about
Is you and chad
407
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,594
In your apartment,
408
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:50,597
In his car,
On the stairs,
409
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,600
Doing things
Even we never did.
410
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,303
I can't eat.
I can't sleep.
411
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,737
Oh, sam. Really?
412
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,640
Gee, maybe I could've
Been an actor.
Oh!
413
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,579
Afternoon, everybody.
414
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,252
Norm!
415
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,154
Norman.
416
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,725
How do you feeling
Today, norm?
417
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:22,262
Rich and thirsty.
Pour me a beer.
418
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,563
Yes, sir,
Mr. Peterson.
419
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,466
Boy, you sure have gotten
Successful, huh?
420
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,901
Well, woody,
You know what
They say about success.
421
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,171
It's 1% inspiration
And 99% perspiration.
422
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,641
So's your shirt!
423
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:39,546
Yeah. You know what else
They say about success,
Mr. Rockeflounder...
424
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,648
It's lonely
At the top.
425
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:45,485
Yeah, but the food's
Better, cliff.
426
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:48,788
You don't have
To rub our noses
In it, man.
427
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,290
I mean, we're
Your friends
After all.
428
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,792
Friends? You call
Yourselves friends?
429
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,662
The last 4 or 5 times
I've walked in here,
430
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,729
You treat me as if
I've done something wrong,
431
00:19:56,729 --> 00:20:00,567
You know,
Not one of you guys
432
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,903
Has bothered to
Congratulate me
For my success,
433
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,573
Which I might add
You all had a chance
To share in.
434
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:10,377
Maybe I should just take
My refreshment business
Elsewhere.
435
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:15,047
To think of
All the hours
I wasted in here
436
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,784
When I could've been
Wasting them somewhere else.
437
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:18,585
Norman, norman,
438
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,186
Please don't leave.
439
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,854
We're taking it
Out on you,
440
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,690
But we're really
Mad at ourselves.
441
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,426
The hostility you're
Feeling is for our
Own stupidity
442
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,828
Of bailing out
Of this project.
443
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,530
Right, everyone?
444
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,002
You guys are beautiful.
445
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,937
Well, come on,
Wait a second.
446
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,806
Come on back here.
447
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,408
We've been acting
Like creeps, normie.
448
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,476
Carla: I'll fluff up
Your favorite stool.
449
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,011
I'll open a fresh bag
Of pretzels.
450
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,747
I'll pour you
A beer just the way
You like it--
451
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,781
Within reach.
452
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:53,019
What we're trying
To say here is...
453
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,521
We're sorry.
454
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,523
You had the guts
To stick it out,
455
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,625
And we didn't.
456
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,760
You deserve
All the success.
457
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,763
Thank you, sam.
I'm really glad
To hear that
458
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,466
Because I have
A little surprise
With you guys.
459
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,769
I never took you out
Of tan 'n' wash.
460
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,704
Here are your first
Dividend checks,
Right?
461
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:12,772
Oh, norman!
462
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,006
Serious?
463
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,412
* for he's
A jolly good fellow *
464
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,314
* for he's
A jolly good fellow *
465
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,749
* for he's
A jolly good... *
466
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:23,550
[rings]
467
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,385
Cheers.
It's for you.
468
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,453
Put them on hold.
469
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,589
* which nobody can deny **
470
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,559
Hey, all right!
471
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,394
Look, it's snowing
Even harder out now.
472
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,564
Oh, it's a harbinger
Of good fortune!
473
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:39,599
You said it, bum butt!
474
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:44,737
Snow today
Means dough tomorrow!
475
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,106
Let's carry
Mr. Peterson around the
Bar on our shoulders,
476
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:50,743
And then go play
In the snow.
477
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,345
Let's go play
In the snow!
478
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,780
Hold it! Hold it!
479
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:56,416
Last one out's
A clavin!
480
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,719
You're not gonna
Get me this time!
481
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:03,322
Oh, I'm always
The clavin!
482
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,593
Ah, woody!
483
00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:09,128
Woody, woody,
Look at them, huh?
484
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,931
Isn't that great.
They're singing and dancing.
485
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,933
It gives me a great feeling
All over
486
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,768
To do something good
For those people.
487
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:18,771
Speaking of people,
You got one on hold
Here.
488
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,275
Hello.
489
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,812
Yeah. Hi.
490
00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,279
Oh, no.
491
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,816
No, get out. No!
492
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,050
What are you...
493
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,553
No, man, no!
494
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,755
Well, at least we...
495
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:37,390
No?
496
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,558
We...No!
497
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,693
Wait, wait, wait!
498
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,899
Bad news,
Mr. Peterson?
499
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,770
Wrong number, woody.
500
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,372
Aren't those
Annoying?
501
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,493
Uh...
502
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,428
Guys, friends...
503
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:17,664
Listen, people,
Excuse me!
504
00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:20,199
Listen, I know
Things have been
Going just beautifully,
505
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:24,236
But...Hey, would you
Stop jumping up and down
For a second?
506
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,705
Thank you.
507
00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:28,908
Now, let's just take
A hypothetical situation.
508
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,510
Just for fun,
509
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,411
Let's just say that
The roof collapsed
Over at tan 'n' wash
510
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,013
From the weight
Of all this snow,
511
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:35,982
And by some little
Quirk, we didn't
Have any insurance.
512
00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:39,051
How would you guys
Feel about that, huh?
513
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,925
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