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Hey, cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Hi. It's me.
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Listen, I've been
Thinking about you.
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Oh, what the hell.
Will you marry me?
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Sam?
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Well, who else do you
Think it would be?
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Sam, if this is some
Kind of a joke--
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No. I'm serious.
Will you marry me?
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Oh! Oh, my god.
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I'm...
I'm stunned.
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I mean,
It's not like
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I never expected to
Hear this from you.
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It's just that...
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One is never
Quite prepared
For the question.
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Oh, sam,
I'm touched.
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Oh...Ha!
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All at once,
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I'm feeling
Giddiness, fear,
Euphoria, relief.
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I-I-I don't know
What to say.
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That's ok. I'm not
Listening anymore.
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Sam, I...I can't
Answer you now,
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Not like this.
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Every woman
Wants her proposal
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To be...Enchanting,
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Something she can
Remember for the
Rest of her life.
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Find something
Like that,
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Keeping in mind
I don't care for
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Sports arenas,
Theme parks,
Or miniature golf.
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All right, young lady.
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You just prepare to be swept
Off your feet tomorrow night.
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I already have been.
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Bon soir,
Mon coeur.
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R-right, right.
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Ugh. I'll get
Another one.
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* making your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* taking a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
Norm!
Norm!
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Hey, mr. Peterson,
What's the story?
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Boy meets beer,
Boy drinks beer,
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Boy gets
Another beer.
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Boy, have I got an evening
Cooked up for us.
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Thanks for thinking
Of me, cliffie,
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But I think I'd better
Get home early today.
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Vera's getting home from
Springfield,
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And I thought
A special elegant meal
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Would be the proper way
To welcome her home.
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How thoughtful,
Norm. Say, what's
On the menu?
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Whatever she feels
Like whipping up
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After a five-hour
Bus trip.
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Woody, didn't you say
You've been
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To this le petit orange
Restaurant?
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Yeah.
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Woody! You've been
To that fancy joint?
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Yeah--a couple times.
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How was it?
They treat you well?
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I didn't eat there.
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I just went in
To use the men's room.
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The restaurant part,
Did it look like
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A nice romantic place
To take a lady?
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Who could tell, sam?
It's real dark in there,
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And they got this
Guy running around
Playing a violin.
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Oh, no. I bet they
Got those pictures
Of those guys
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That are half man,
Half horse, too, right?
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I'm glad you said
That, sam.
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I thought I was
Seeing things.
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I've been racking
My brains all day
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Trying to find
A place that's out
Of the ordinary
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And classy
For dinner tonight.
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How about
A nude barbecue?
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No. That's kind
Of dangerous with
All those sparks.
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Oh, right.
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What's the occasion,
There, stretch?
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Well, let's just say
It's a special evening
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For a...Special lady.
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Ooh, get out
Your scorecards, boys.
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Sounds like sammy's
Back in action.
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I take it this means
You've terminated
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Your relationship
With councilor
Eldridge?
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Yeah. In the dumper.
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Cliff: well, gentlemen,
In memory of the councilor,
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May I suggest we lower
Our cocktail napkins
To half mast.
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Let's not forget
The 21-peanut salute.
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Oh, no. Hey...
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Sammy, another round
For the back.
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I want to know,
Who's the lucky lady
Tonight?
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You'll find out soon enough.
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Come on. Help me think
Of a place, here.
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Sam, I got something might
Be just the ticket for you.
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How about this?
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A sailboat
Anchored offshore,
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You know,
Chilled champagne,
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Candlelit dinner
Underneath the stars.
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Huh? Worked great
For sean and madonna.
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Where do you hear
All this stupid stuff?
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Let's just say
Inquiring minds
Want to know, huh?
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Sailboats.
That's a good idea.
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Maybe I'll call and see
If I can rent one.
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Sam, I just
Remembered something
That might help you.
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What's that?
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My uncle wade
Was a master
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At putting women
In a romantic mood.
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What did he do?
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Gave them money.
Worked like a charm.
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Thank you, woody,
But I'm looking
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For a place
To take someone,
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A very special
Place.
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As a matter of fact,
Come here.
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Can you keep
A secret?
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Can I keep a secret?
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You still don't know
Carla leaves early
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On your night off,
Do you?
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Good, good.
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Listen, I'm only
I'm telling you this
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Because I like
And I trust you.
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I'm thinking
About proposing.
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Oh! Sam,
I'm flattered, but...
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You probably
Don't mean me, huh?
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We'll talk later.
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Boy, oh, boy,
I wouldn't mind
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Being a barnacle
On the rudder
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Of sam's sailboat,
If you know what I mean.
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I'm sure you'd be
Better looking,
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But would you be happier?
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Oohhh...
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Norm: woody,
Are you in pain?
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No. I was just thinking...
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The first time is
Always the worst.
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Who do you think sam is
Gonna propose to tonight?
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What are you babbling about,
Billy bob joe jim?
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Sam said he was gonna
Propose to someone.
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That's odd. He said
He broke up with
Councilor eldridge.
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Who could he possibly be
Talking about proposing...
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Aah!
Aah!
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You've chosen the most
Beautiful spot
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In which to anchor.
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Everything's
Absolutely perfect.
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This is the most
Wonderful idea
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Any man
Ever came up with.
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Who came up with it?
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Come on.
Give me some credit.
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I have an original
Thought now and then.
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You're right.
I'm sorry.
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Was it frasier?
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Actually,
It was cliff.
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Ok, then.
Don't tell me.
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Right now, I'm having
A rather unoriginal thought.
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Are you
As happy as I?
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Oh, yeah.
I just wish I could
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Get this song
Out of my head.
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Song?
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Yeah. You know how
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Sometimes you connect
Certain places
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And things with
Certain songs?
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Oh. I know exactly
What you mean.
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Thank you.
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This may sound
A bit pretentious,
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But every time I'm in a taxi,
I can't help but hum
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Dove sono from
Le nozze di figaro
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Simply because once,
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A rather zaftig parisian cabby
Sang the entire aria
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On a trip through
Montparnasse to la coupole.
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Anyway, whenever
I get out on
The water like this,
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I can't help
Thinking about
This tune.
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Cappy johnny,
The old sailor
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Who taught me
How to sail,
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Used to whistle it
All the time.
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[whistling]
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Popeye,
The sailor man?
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You know it?
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Oh, yes. That one
Haunts me, too.
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May I propose
A toast?
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Indeed you may.
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No, no--
A shrimp toast.
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A shrimp toast
Is even better.
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To us.
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How eloquent.
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To us.
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Boy...Us. Ha ha!
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What a pair, huh?
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The important thing
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Is that this
Finally seems right.
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Yeah.
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I'm so happy about us.
I feel so good.
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To think, I almost
Let you get away
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Because of janet.
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Well, you had
Some crazy notion
You cared about her.
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Hey, if it weren't
For janet,
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I wouldn't
Be here now.
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Which reminds me,
I guess better...
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Better get to
Why I came here
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In the first place.
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Can you give me
Some room here?
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Ooh!
Oh, yes, indeed.
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Ha ha!
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You know,
For the longest time
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I kept pretending
About you.
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I guess
I was afraid to...
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Really admit
My feelings,
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But from
The very start,
Down deep inside,
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I have been
Crazy about you--
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Crazier about you
Than any other woman
I've ever met.
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Hell, I was crazy
About you
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Even when
I hated you.
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What I'm trying
To say is...
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Will you marry me?
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No.
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No?
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No.
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Are you serious?
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I'm afraid I am.
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Well...
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Seems to me you
Have two choices.
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1, I can
Throw you in,
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Or 2,
You can jump in.
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Sam--
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It's very simple--
1 or 2.
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Sam, you haven't
Heard--
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It's not open
For debate, diane.
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Sam, I think after you've
Heard my explanation,
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You won't--
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Sam!
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Throw me a line!
Please!
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Ok. What's a
Nice girl like you
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Doing in an ocean
Like this?
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Sam!
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[clattering
And banging]
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What are you doing?
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The dishes!
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Sam, calm down.
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You're upset.
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Only that
I fished you out!
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I know my answer
Was unexpected.
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Unexpected? No, no.
Don't be silly.
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I brought you out
Here so I could be
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Dumped with
A nautical theme.
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Oh, geez!
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[plates shattering]
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Sam, if you'll stop that
For a moment...
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If you'll stop that
For a moment,
I'll try to explain...
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My answer.
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Are you done?
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Maybe.
256
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,468
All right, then.
257
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,470
As it happens,
258
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,538
I came out here
With every intention
259
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,542
Of accepting
Your proposal...
260
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:33,046
But when you
Spoke of janet, I...
261
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:37,617
Had this enormous
Pang of doubt.
262
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,887
What if wanting
To get married
263
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,256
Is a knee-jerk
Reaction to losing her?
264
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:46,493
Does he want me
Or just someone?
265
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,932
Oh, sam,
I want it so much,
266
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,102
But I have to be
Free of doubt before
I can say yes.
267
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,506
Sam?
268
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,348
Did you notice that?
269
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,252
Notice what?
270
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,055
Everything
Just got calm.
271
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,192
I don't notice
Any difference.
272
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,427
Oh, yes, yes.
273
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,963
There's a difference
In everything.
274
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,498
The whole world
Just changed for me.
275
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,435
Oh...
276
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,270
Look!
277
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,440
The stars are new!
278
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,443
The moon is new.
279
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:40,280
Sam malone is new,
And I like him.
280
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,315
And I like them,
281
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,251
And they like me,
282
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,253
And none of us
Like you.
283
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,359
Am I going
Overboard again?
284
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,361
No, no. Don't be silly.
285
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,663
That would mean I care,
And I don't.
286
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,466
Bye-bye, diane.
Where are
You going?
287
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,034
I'm going
To swim ashore.
288
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,602
You can't do that!
289
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,039
Very well/
I'll take the dinghy.
290
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:10,010
See how quickly
The new sam adjusts?
291
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,146
You're going to just
Leave me out here,
292
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,381
All alone?
293
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,582
Yes, I am.
294
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:21,989
Sam. Sam malone, if you
Leave me out here all alone,
295
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,457
You are the most
Despicable creature
On earth!
296
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,960
Well, I yam
What I yam,
297
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,062
And that's all
What I yam."
298
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,331
[whistles]
299
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,474
Afternoon,
Mr. Clavin.
300
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,110
Hey, woodrow.
301
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,078
Suds du jour, please.
302
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,547
Oh! There he is.
303
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,382
Normie!
304
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,518
So, vera get home from
Springfield last night, huh?
305
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,585
Yep.
306
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,587
Yeah? So,
How'd it go?
307
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,389
I'll tell you,
Cliff,
308
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:59,159
It got pretty hot
In our bedroom
Last night.
309
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:02,029
Yeah. Yup.
Air conditioning
Broke down.
310
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,533
Hey...
Whoa, sam.
311
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,401
[man humming
Wedding march]
312
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,636
Let me
Get this over with.
313
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,704
I asked her,
She said no.
314
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,306
End of bulletin.
315
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,381
Carla: sorry, sam.
316
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,283
I feel like dirt.
317
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:27,054
I'm fine. I just don't
Want to talk about it.
318
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,389
Can I talk to you
Just for a minute?
319
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,757
Sure, sam.
320
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,592
What can I
Do you for?
321
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,161
Well...
322
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,698
I'm kind of
Worried that diane
May get hurt.
323
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,701
My god, sam.
That's very noble of you.
324
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,703
No, I mean that I...
325
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:47,107
I had a dream
That I killed her,
326
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:51,144
A-a-and it felt
Really good.
327
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,349
Does this mean
I'm crazy or...
328
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,584
No, no.
Of course not.
329
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,253
It's very normal
For most sane people
330
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:03,190
To entertain insane
Impulses sometimes.
331
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:07,060
It's very natural
To want to hurt someone
That's rejected you.
332
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,628
Well, for example...
333
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,630
Well, there's me.
334
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,067
I can't tell you
How many times
335
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:17,637
I've felt my own hands
Around her windpipe...
336
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,572
Strangling her...
337
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,142
Fingers tightening...
338
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,577
Cartilage snapping...
339
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,816
And, uh, I'm a
Respected psychiatrist.
340
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,823
Look, sam, you've been through
An emotional meat-grinder.
341
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,360
My best advice to you
Is get away,
342
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,230
Relax, reflect on
What's happened.
343
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,865
I still have
The boat rented for
A couple of days.
344
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,435
I guess I could sail
Up to marblehead
345
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,403
And cool out there.
346
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,340
Thank you. Maybe I'll
Work on the old tan, too.
347
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,608
It'll just what the
Doctor ordered, sam.
348
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,745
Sun, salt air, ocean
Spray on your face.
349
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,181
I wish I could
Come with you.
350
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,849
Well, I wish I could ask.
351
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,352
I understand.
352
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,887
Whoo, boy, how about
That diane, huh?
353
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,157
Yeah. Just like
All women.
354
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,525
If they're not
Turning your down your
Proposal of marriage,
355
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,162
They're accusing you of
Suspicious behavior
356
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,264
In the lingerie
Changing room.
357
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,672
Oh, hello,
Diane.
358
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:26,873
Norman.
359
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,641
Excuse me, miss.
360
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,678
Aren't you
Confusing this bar
With the one where
361
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,880
Everyone isn't
Repulsed by
Your presence?
362
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,419
Oh, frasier, please
Tell me where sam is.
363
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,354
I have to talk with him.
364
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:44,757
Diane, in light of
Your disposal of him
Last night,
365
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,794
I think it's better
That he be left
Alone right now.
366
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:51,498
That poor man.
Can you imagine
How he must feel?
367
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,733
Gee, I'll try.
368
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,277
Of course.
I'm sorry.
369
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,313
It's just that
I'm so distraught.
370
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,581
I fear I've made
A terrible mistake.
371
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,284
Sam's instincts
Were superior to my own.
372
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,286
He was right,
And I was wrong.
373
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,454
I should have said yes.
374
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,788
You're running
Back to him?
375
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:20,260
If he'll have me. I--oh.
My neck is so stiff
376
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,363
From that water
Last night.
377
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,832
Would you give me one of
Your special massages?
378
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,800
Please?
Please, please, please?
379
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,336
Certainly.
380
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,808
I was such a fool out
In that boat last night.
381
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,710
Ohh!
382
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,712
When I told him no,
I was listening
383
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,781
To my head
And not my heart.
384
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,816
I should have known.
385
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,886
Sam and I
Are inevitable.
386
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,558
Why fight it? Ha!
387
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,626
Why fight it?
388
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,929
Why fight it?
389
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,333
Frasier...
390
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,570
You don't mind me
Talking to you
About this, do you?
391
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,972
No, no, no.
I'm happy for--
392
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,474
Feels better.
Thank you.
393
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:08,675
Good, good.
394
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,343
I'm really happy
For you.
395
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,512
Diane, I think
It's wise to go
To him right now.
396
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,846
Yes.
Right now.
397
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,616
Yes! Yes, right now.
Where is he?
398
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,817
Oh, uh...
399
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,887
He took the boat
To marblehead.
400
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,423
Oh, thank you,
Frasier.
401
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,325
I'll wait till tonight
402
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,360
And motor out
To the boat.
403
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,363
This is perfect. Sam will
Already be asleep,
404
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,332
And I'll slip
Into bed beside him
405
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,966
And give him the
Surprise of his life.
406
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,969
Diane, sam's nose is
Pushed out of joint,
407
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,038
And I think you
Better let him
Cool down.
408
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,808
Oh, don't be silly.
He proposed!
409
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:45,912
You can't turn off
Emotions like a spigot.
410
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,348
Besides, making up
Has always been
411
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,483
The cornerstone
Of our relationship.
412
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:54,020
That's what I always
Loved about the
Two of you, diane.
413
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,788
That's beautiful,
Really.
414
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:58,291
You and sam are magic.
415
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:01,494
I should have killed her
While I had the chance.
416
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,436
Hey, everybody.
417
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,772
Sam. I thought you were
On the high seas.
418
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,341
Yeah, well,
I changed my mind.
419
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,609
I decided the best way
To forget about diane
420
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:19,812
Was to start dating
Some babes long on legs
421
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,081
And short on syllables.
422
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,417
Sounds like
A good plan, too.
423
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:28,421
Besides, I ran into
An old my friend of mine,
Monsignor demarest.
424
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,357
He needed to relax
A little bit,
425
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,892
So I sent him up to
Marblehead on the boat.
426
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,661
Oh, my god.
427
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:35,995
What?
428
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,630
Nothing.
429
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,669
It's nothing.
430
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,611
Thanks for the lift.
431
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,564
Man: aah!
432
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:12,832
Diane: aah!
433
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,837
Cheers will be back
In a moment.
434
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,817
Yes!
435
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,653
Yes, what?
436
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,656
Yes, I will marry you.
437
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,659
Oh, oh, I see what's
Happening here.
438
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,661
You're still under
The assumption that
439
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,463
That offer
Is still valid.
440
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:46,599
No, no. The statute
Of limitations
On that proposal
441
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:49,669
Ran out the second
Your feet hit the water.
442
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,806
In that case, may I suggest
You propose again?
443
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:58,545
I assure you, this time,
I will accept your proposal.
444
00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:01,748
Fine. I propose
That you step in front
Of a speeding bus.
445
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,086
From now on,
I'm dedicating myself
446
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,788
To life, liberty,
447
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,923
And the pursuit of
Every woman in boston
448
00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,725
Except that one.
449
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:14,761
So, to celebrate,
Drinks are on the house.
450
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:15,962
Come on, everybody.
451
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,530
Yay!
Yay!
452
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,133
What do you think
You're doing?
453
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,802
I'm going to work.
454
00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:25,004
I'll probably
Stop working when
We get married,
455
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,173
But I need
A little money
For my trousseau.
456
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:30,209
Who knows when the
First little malone
Will come along?
457
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,612
How do I say this
Clearly enough
To register with you?
458
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,747
I'm buying everybody
A drink in his bar
459
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:35,948
To seal the fact
460
00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:38,518
That you and I
Are through forever.
461
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,487
Oh, come on, sam!
462
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,523
Come on. Nobody
Believes that.
463
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,460
Well, go ahead.
Ask them.
464
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:48,828
Yeah, all right. I will.
465
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,563
Turn around here
For a minute, guys.
466
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,999
After everything I just
Said, do you think
467
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:57,103
That diane and I will ever
Get back together again?
468
00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:02,074
Could I have my drink
Before I answer?
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