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Cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Sending another
Recorded message
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Home to the
Folks, woods?
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Yeah. It's a lot cheaper
Than a phone call.
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Hmm.
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Hi, folks.
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This is your son
Woody...Boyd.
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Um...
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But enough about me.
You know, things have been
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Getting really crazy
Around cheers lately.
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Remember I told you
That sam was going out
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With this real pretty
Politician lady named
Janet eldridge?
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Well, things are still
Going hot and heavy.
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Oh, miss chambers quit.
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I think the stuff between
Sam and miss eldridge
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Finally got to her.
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Anyway, she said
She's never coming
Back in here again.
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Gee, I'm gonna miss her.
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Well, uh, that's it. Bye.
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Let's hear
How it sounds.
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Winston churchill:
We shall fight on
The seas and oceans.
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We shall fight
With growing confidence
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And growing strength
In the air.
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You know,
I guess it's true.
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You listen to the sound
Of your own voice,
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It always sounds different.
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* making your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* taking a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
Norm!
Norm!
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How you feeling today,
Mr. Peterson?
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Pour.
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Oh, I'm sorry
To hear that.
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No. I meant pour.
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Uh...Trouble
In paradise, norm?
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No. At home, cliffie.
I just put vera
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On the train
To springfield.
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I have to spend
The next few days
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At home alone
With her oversexed,
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Exhibitionist
Sister donna.
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Hey, norm, maybe she's
An innocent kid,
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And you misinterpret
Her friendliness.
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Maybe you're right.
You tell me--
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Is it normal for
A girl to get dressed
On the front lawn?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Didn't you see
The sign outside?
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We reserve the right
To refuse service
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To skinny ex-waitresses
With bad dye jobs.
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Carla, couldn't we
Make an exception
Just this once?
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Thanks, woody, but I'm
Not here for the potables.
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I'm here to see sam.
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Oh. He should
Be down in
A few minutes.
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He's upstairs
At melville's with
Miss eldridge.
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She's telling him
What to say and
What not to say
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At the press
Conference today.
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Oh. There's
A press conference?
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Yeah, and it's gonna be
Right here in the bar.
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Well, that's
Quite unorthodox.
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No. I think it's open
To all faiths.
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I'll have
A seltzer, please.
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Hey, uh, whitey...
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Hmm?
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Ahem. About that
Dye job crack...
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I'm sorry.
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You're sorry?
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I don't think I've
Ever heard you say
That before.
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Thanks, woody.
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Yeah, I know. Um...
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But...I figure it's
About time.
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I mean, now that you're
Boston's number-one loser,
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I'm feeling...Feeling kind
Of different about you.
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I'm flattered.
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In fact, um...
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I want to apologize for
All the crummy things
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I've said to you
Over the years.
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Whew!
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Why, thank you,
Carla.
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Except for that one
About your lizard lips.
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I like that one.
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Exception noted.
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And, um, um...
You know the one
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About you having
A personality you
Could store meat in.
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I'd like to keep
That one alive, too.
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This is
So like you--
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Covering up
What are obviously
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Some very fine,
Warm feelings.
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But I happen
To know what you're
Really saying
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Is you like me.
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You're touching me.
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It's called
Communication.
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No. It's called
A death wish.
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Hey, diane,
I understand
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You're hitting
The bricks
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In unemployment city,
Along with normie.
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Oh, actually, I've found
Other employment.
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Oh, yeah? See that, norm?
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What's the job
That you've landed?
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Well, uh,
It's only temporary
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Until I hear
About this other job.
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In fact,
It's so temporary,
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I don't even bother
To take my coat off
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When I'm there,
If you get my point.
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[quietly]
I'm a checkout clerk
At hurley's market.
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What?
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A checkout clerk
At hurley's market.
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Are you deaf?
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Hey, diane,
That's where
I shop.
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Next time
I come in,
I'll say hi.
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If you don't,
I'll be angry.
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If you'll excuse me,
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I have to make a call
About that other job.
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I'm sure sam won't mind
Me using his office.
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[telephone rings]
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Cheers.
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Oh. Just a minute, please.
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It's for you,
Mr. Peterson.
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Hello.
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Oh. Hi, donna.
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Ooh, donna.
Ooh, donna.
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Yeah. Great,
Great.
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I don't know.
The usual time,
I guess.
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Fine. Yeah.
Sounds great.
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Ok.
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What did
She want, norm?
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What she wanted
Was, she wanted me
To come home early.
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She's making
A turkey dinner.
All right?
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Ohh...
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Then she paused
And said
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There'd be
No dressing.
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Ooh!
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Suppose she meant
The bird or us?
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Well, either way,
There's gonna be
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Some plump, succulent thighs
At that table tonight, huh?
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Hi, miss chambers.
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Hi, woody.
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I thought you left.
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No, no.
I'm waiting for sam.
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I have a call
To make.
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He's up in the restaurant.
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I can go get him
If you want.
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I mean, he's probably
Just eating or something.
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No. That's ok.
Thank you.
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I have calls
To make.
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Actually, woody,
I'm not really in here
To make phone calls.
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I came back
To apologize to sam.
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I'm...
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Loathe to admit
That I...
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Eavesdropped on
A conversation
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He had with janet
The other day,
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And that's
Inexcusable.
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My conscience
Was bothering me,
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So I came back
To confess,
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Thus allowing me
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To close this
Chapter in my life.
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Okey-dokey.
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Woody...Woody.
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May I ask you
A question?
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Sure, if you're not
Fussy about the answer.
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Has sam ever talked
To you about
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His feelings toward
Miss eldridge?
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Well, I heard him say
That he kind of likes her.
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But in my opinion,
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You and sam make
A much better couple.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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You're my two favorite
People in the whole world.
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Oh, woody.
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Thank you.
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Except for my parents.
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I know.
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And my teachers at school.
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No, no. Wait a minute.
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I put you ahead of
My eighth grade teacher,
Mr. Thorndike.
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He had always chalk
On his suit,
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And he smelled
Kind of funny.
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But I don't want to hurt
Mr. Thorndike's feelings.
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So let's just forget
This conversation.
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I was
Planning to, woody.
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Hey, sam.
Sam: hey, woody!
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Janet: sam, can we go
Into your office?
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I need to talk to you
About a personal matter.
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Janet: sam,
This is serious.
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So is this.
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Ha ha ha!
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We have this press
Conference today.
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I want you to know
That it's becoming
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Increasingly
Difficult for me to
Answer questions
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About what our
Future plans are.
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Why?
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Because I don't
Know what our
Future plans are.
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W-w-what are you
Saying?
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Well, this may sound
A little old-fashioned,
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But I guess I'm asking
What your intentions
Are toward me.
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Intentions?
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Well, I mean, haven't
You ever thought
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About you and me...
Tying the knot?
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Come on, now. You told
Me you didn't go in
For that kinky stuff.
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Ok. All right.
All right, um...
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Well...
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The...
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You...You see the...
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You and I really
Have never even...
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Talked about...
You know...
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The word
Is marriage, sam.
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It won't bite you.
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Reporters are bound
To ask about us at the
Press conference today,
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And I don't know
What we're going to
Tell them, do you?
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Well, uh...
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Gee, I-I-I don't...
I don't know...
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Oh, take it easy, sam.
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What?
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I'm not
Trying to trap you.
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Are you kidding?
I don't feel trapped.
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Excuse me.
Let me just...
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I'm not putting
Any pressure
On you, darling.
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I know a man like
You just hates
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That kind of thing
From a woman.
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It's just that in my
Profession, I have to
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Take things more
Seriously because I'm
In the public eye.
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It'd be different
If I worked
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In a supermarket
Or something.
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All I'm saying is
That it's something we
Have to think about.
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We can't go on
Indefinitely
Like we have been.
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Not that I have
Any complaints about
What we have been.
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Ok. I'll give it
Some thought.
I will. I promise.
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Good. I'll
See you later.
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Ok.
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Sam?
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Yeah, what?
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Just wanted to
Remind you again--
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When are you going to
Replace miss chambers?
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You haven't put an ad
In the paper yet.
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I'll get to it,
Woody.
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You keep saying that.
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Would you stop
Bugging me, please?
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Ok, sam.
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Sorry.
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By the way, uh...
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Where is miss chambers?
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How should I know
Where she is?
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Give me a break,
Will you?
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She came in here
To wait.
255
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,373
She what?
Yeah.
256
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,146
Wait on, uh...
257
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:56,349
Tables,
Here at cheers...
258
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,451
And you fired her,
259
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,387
And...And you know
The rest.
260
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,359
Thank you
For the recap, woody.
261
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,733
Miss chambers?
262
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,035
Uh-huh?
263
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,504
I covered for your
Eavesdropping this time,
264
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:21,208
But you know, I think you
Have a real problem.
265
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,014
I think you ought to
Get some help.
266
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,051
I will, woody.
I promise.
267
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,386
Do me one favor,
Will you?
268
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,754
Please just tell me
269
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,090
When sam steps into
The men's room.
270
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,331
Oh, god, it's worse
Than I imagined.
271
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,250
I can't believe this.
272
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:07,220
Cameras, reporters,
Government officials.
273
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,123
And to think, only a few
Short months ago,
274
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,791
I was back in indiana
275
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,793
Pumping suds
For a bunch bozos.
276
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,062
Hey, goober,
How about
277
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,796
Pouring us
Another round?
278
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,231
Coming right up.
279
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,501
Hey, woody.
Give us a couple of
Beers, will you?
280
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,602
Where you guys been?
281
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,705
He took me to meet donna,
The alleged lolita.
282
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,841
Yeah. Maybe she's
Not quite as bad
283
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,442
As I made her out
To be.
284
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,511
Are you kidding?
She's the sweetest,
Most innocent
285
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,513
Freckle-faced youngster
I ever wanted to meet.
286
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,815
For you to imply that
She was unwholesome
287
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,817
And behaved in
A salacious manner
288
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,719
Towards you
Is unbelievable.
289
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,754
Well, maybe
My imagination
290
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,556
Is a little
Overactive,
I guess.
291
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:47,527
Especially if you think
That that young lady
Is coming on to you.
292
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,397
She's coming on
To me like gangbusters!
293
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:55,302
You're really
Kind of a handy guy
To have around.
294
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,305
Just when I
Think I've gone
Off the deep end,
295
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,773
I look over at you,
And there you are,
296
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,310
Diving off the
Cliffs at acapulco.
297
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,578
Yeah, but looking
Mucho primo
298
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,847
In my bikini briefs, eh?
299
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,386
Excuse me.
300
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:19,426
Well, if it
Isn't rebecca of
Skinnybrook farm.
301
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:22,429
Shouldn't you
Be out collecting
Shopping carts?
302
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,266
Well, I was
In the neighborhood,
303
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:30,170
And I thought I'd
Drop by and unwind.
304
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,171
Sure.
305
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,872
It just happens to be
306
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,843
Five minutes before sam
And janet's press conference.
307
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:40,380
Ohh. Is that today?
308
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,348
Mercy.
309
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,183
Well, I'm a
Concerned citizen.
310
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,285
Perhaps I'll just
Stick around and
See what happens.
311
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:48,088
I think we're ready now.
312
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,658
Well, sam, we're on.
313
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,193
Wait a minute.
314
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,195
I don't know
About this tie.
315
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:58,031
Come on. When have you
Ever not looked fabulous?
316
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,432
Oh, yeah.
Right, right.
317
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,568
Shows you how
Nervous I am, huh?
318
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,970
You'll be just fine.
319
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,437
Yeah, thanks.
320
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,207
Good day,
Ladies and gentlemen.
321
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,742
We hold so many of
Our press conferences
322
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,178
In my stuffy old office,
323
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,213
I thought it would be nice
To show you reporters
324
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,582
What the inside
Of a bar looks like.
325
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,317
There won't be any
Opening statement today.
326
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,618
I'll just take
Your questions.
327
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,254
Councilor
Eldridge, what is
Your priority
328
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,156
In your next two
Years of office?
329
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,458
You must be
New in town.
330
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,095
Mass transit. I'm going to
See to it that boston has
331
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,997
The finest system
In this country,
332
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,531
Or die trying.
333
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,799
Councilor,
In view of
334
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,367
Your reelection
To city council,
335
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,369
I'd like to
Pose a question
336
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,738
That I'm sure is
On everybody's
Mind here today.
337
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,673
How do you think
The red sox
338
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,542
Are going to do
This season?
339
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,412
Why don't I turn this over
To my special consultant
340
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,780
On this issue,
Mayday malone.
341
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,150
[applause]
342
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:58,091
Whether the red sox
Do well or not
343
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,127
Is not the point.
344
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,029
I think they're
Going to bring
345
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,264
A lot of money
Into this city,
346
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,467
And that can do nothing
But help the tax base
347
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,636
Of our fair city.
348
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:13,506
In laymen's terms,
The sox are gonna
Clean up this year.
349
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,577
I have a question.
350
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,546
What...What are...
351
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:23,250
Excuse me. What paper
Do you represent?
352
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,985
Hurley's market
Shoppers guide.
353
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,160
I'm afraid this is for
Newspaper reporters only.
354
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,496
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought this
Was america.
355
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,200
No, no, phil.
It's ok.
356
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,901
Hello again,
Miss chambers.
357
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,436
Hello, and thank you.
358
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,572
On the less
Political side,
359
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,275
There seems to be
A lot of interest
In the two of you.
360
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,177
Mr. Malone, would you
Care to comment
361
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,579
On your plans
For the future?
362
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,782
Yeah. I thought
We'd grab a pizza,
363
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,352
Then try to
Catch a movie on
The tube later on.
364
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,389
How delightful, but let me
Be a little more specific.
365
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,425
The hottest topic in town
Is whether or not
366
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:09,028
There are wedding bells
In sam and janet's future.
367
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,364
Can you confirm or deny
These rumors?
368
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,200
Why don't you
Give us a scoop?
369
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,001
I'm sure there are
More important issues
370
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,803
To be discussed
In this forum that that.
371
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:20,740
What do you have
To say about this
Marriage business, sam?
372
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:24,944
Uh, well...
Gee, I-I-I don't know--
373
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,914
Gentlemen, I really
Don't think this is the
Time or the place for--
374
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,182
No, wait.
Actually, I'll...
375
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,050
I will handle this.
376
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,719
Sweetheart.
377
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,121
Fellas, I think that
378
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,623
We're jumping the gun
A little bit here.
379
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,726
We've only known each
Other about four months.
380
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,862
By my calculations,
It's only six weeks.
381
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,531
Whatever.
382
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,300
Perhaps it just
Seems longer.
383
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,568
Next question, please.
384
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,338
Councilor, do you
Agree with mr. Malone
385
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:54,607
That the relationship
Seems to dragging on?
386
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,409
Oh, just--please!
387
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,412
I know what you're
Trying to do here, diane!
388
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,314
I mean, how dumb
Do you think I am?
389
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,583
I believe we're supposed
To ask the questions.
390
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,319
Janet, how dumb
Do you think sam is?
391
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,757
Phil: could we please
Confine our questions
392
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,059
To matters of public
Interest, please?
393
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,628
Councilor,
How do you plan
To alleviate
394
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,364
The overnight
Parking problem?
395
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,899
The over night parking
Problem, unfortunately,
396
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,169
Cannot be
Solved overnight.
397
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,870
I have, however, persuaded
The city council
398
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,439
To hasten the formation
Of a fact-finding committee
399
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,876
For the purpose of looking
Into selecting sites.
400
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,111
Of course,
There are problems
To contend with,
401
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,847
Such as environmental
Impact studies--
402
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,416
All right, that's it!
403
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,185
Did you see that?
She just squirted me!
404
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,719
She has a little
Yellow squirt gun!
405
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:40,753
Sam, will you stop this!
406
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,622
I'm all right.
I'll stop it. Ok.
407
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,692
Yeah. I'm going to
Escort this woman out
Of my bar forever.
408
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,327
Very well.
409
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,961
I'll leave.
410
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,565
And I never want
To see your
Fat ugly face again.
411
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,601
You're about to see
My fat ugly fist.
412
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,903
I'm shaking
In my boots.
413
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,605
Hey, no!
Wait, wait!
414
00:18:58,605 --> 00:18:59,706
Ow!
415
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,174
Going up!
416
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,214
Ooh!
417
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,519
Um...I believe
The gentleman
418
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,787
From the globe had a--
Had a question.
419
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,596
Well, I certainly
Have to hand it
To you, sammy.
420
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,998
You throw one
Hell of a press
Conference.
421
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,133
Yeah.
422
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,202
I haven't seen
Such an ugly scene
423
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,438
Since my kid's
School picture.
424
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,375
I just got off the phone
With the last newspaper.
425
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,377
I'm not sure how much
Damage was done.
426
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,845
What did you say?
427
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,580
I told them you took
Some sinus medication
428
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,315
And had an
Allergic reaction.
429
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,816
They buy it?
430
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,785
Not unless there's
Something else
431
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,287
You can put in a crock.
432
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,722
Aw, come on.
I know it was
433
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,724
A bit unpleasant
Earlier tonight,
434
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,626
But, I mean, when
You look back on it,
435
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,895
You can't help
But laugh.
436
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,931
Unless you try
Really hard.
437
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,934
Oh, come on. There's
A grin in there.
438
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,136
Come on.
Now that'll turn
Into a smile.
439
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,872
All right.
There you go.
440
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:06,973
Come in. I'm sorry.
441
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:10,209
How the hell did I ever
Get into this mess?
442
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,744
I'm crazy about a guy
443
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,347
Who's the worst thing
In the world for me.
444
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,649
We can't go on
Like this, sam.
445
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,651
You have no regard
For my career,
446
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,687
And what's worse,
You have no regard for me.
447
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,689
You lied when you
Said you had no
Feelings for diane.
448
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,157
You obviously have very
Strong feelings for her.
449
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,693
Come on, please.
That, that--
450
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,595
Sam, face it.
451
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,730
You're trying to leave
Every option open,
452
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,065
And you just
Can't do that.
453
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,802
You have to make
Some choices...
454
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,637
And some commitments.
455
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,906
It's called growing up.
456
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:07,099
Boy, looks like sammy
Got his walking papers.
457
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,835
I know how he feels.
458
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,438
Yeah. I think
We've all been there
Before, woody.
459
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,473
It's never happened to me,
460
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,376
So I guess I'll just
Have to imagine it.
461
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,013
Cliffie, I think
You actually have
To go with someone
462
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,849
Before you
Can get dumped.
463
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,458
Good night.
Good night.
464
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,293
See you guys later.
Drive carefully.
465
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,129
Why don't we
Do this tomorrow?
466
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,297
Let's go home.
467
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,767
No argument here.
I'm beat.
468
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,405
Well, sam, you had
A rough day today.
469
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,774
You lost two great gals
In one day.
470
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,008
Two?
471
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,810
I always thought that
472
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,180
Someday miss chambers
Would be mrs. Malone.
473
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,583
That's crazy, huh?
474
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,619
Woody, there are more
Where they came from.
475
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:03,423
I'm glad you said that
Because there's this girl
476
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,958
In my building
I wish you could meet.
477
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,694
She's really cute,
478
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:10,162
She's got
A great personality,
479
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,164
She's really fun
To be with,
480
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,001
And she has got
A gorgeous figure.
481
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:19,005
And if I were a young,
Single guy in this town...
482
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:23,576
See you tomorrow, sam.
483
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,085
You ok?
484
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:34,921
I don't know, carla.
485
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:39,759
I think I screwed up
My life here.
486
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,728
I mean, look at me.
I'm pushing 40,
487
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:45,965
And what have I got
To show for it?
488
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,267
Maybe it's time
I settled down, huh?
489
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:54,106
Maybe the time's
Right for mayday
To get married.
490
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:56,375
The answer is yes.
491
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:02,214
You didn't ask
A question, did you?
492
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,818
Listen, sam, when the
Right dame comes along,
You'll know it.
493
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,253
That's what I'm
Afraid of.
494
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:08,855
I think she did,
And I let her go.
495
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,923
No. She didn't
Come along yet.
496
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:14,126
Casabas are
Your destiny, sam.
497
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:15,528
Hold out.
498
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,798
Good night.
499
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:19,932
Good night.
500
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,676
Hi. It's, uh...
It's me. Look...
501
00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:07,446
I've been thinking
About you...
502
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:12,184
Oh, what the hell.
Will you marry me?
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