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Cheers is filmed
Before a live studio audience.
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Oh!
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Oh, boy, that's the third
Time you beat me, mike.
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I guess I owe you
Another beer.
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That's ok.
I got to run.
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I'll take
A rain check on
That one, huh?
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Lost again, huh?
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I don't know what's
The matter with me.
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Seems like that guy just
Has my number, you know?
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Forget about it.
Next time he
Comes in here,
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Just challenge him
To some italian
Arm wrestling.
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I never tried that.
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Give me your arm.
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Ok. I'm gonna pull
As hard as I can,
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And resist me with
All your strength.
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All right.
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Go.
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Wow, I beat carla! Ha!
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And I'm not
Even italian.
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* making your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* taking a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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You wine them,
You dine them,
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Tell them how
Pretty they are,
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Buy them
Fancy presents,
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Finally get up the
Nerve to ask one
Of them to marry you.
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What do you get for
All your trouble?
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Squat!
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Doc, I thought you'd
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Pretty much gotten over that
Diane problem of yours.
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It's not as serious
As it sounds.
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This is the one-year
Anniversary
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Of the dat diane deserted me
At the altar.
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To repress my bitterness
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Would be detrimental
To my recovery.
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So on this day,
And on this day alone,
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I'm going to
Spew out my venom
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And exorcise
The blonde demon
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That haunts my soul.
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Well, uh...
Happy anniversary.
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Holy moly, guacamole,
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Terre haute, indiana.
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I wouldn't throw her
Out of my bed
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For eating crackers.
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Mm-hmm. Why else
Would she be there?
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Yeah, that's...That's
Very humorous, normie,
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In light of the fact that
A leading women's magazine
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Just recently
Completed a survey
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Which showed
That postmen are
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The most desired lovers
Right after rock...
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Rock stars
And heart surgeons.
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You know what they say
Down the p.O.
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Postmen deliver--
Daily.
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We...We had this
Conversation before, norm?
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Cliffie, we've had
Every conversation
Before.
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Boy, when people
Start finishing
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Each other's sentences,
They're...
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Spending far too
Much time together.
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Say, woody, let me
Have another beer.
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Did you hear the one
About the...
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Shepherd
And the parrot?
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That was a good one.
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I had a very nice
Time tonight.
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Me, too.
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Well, if it isn't
Kitten with a whip.
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Sam: ha ha ha!
That's funny.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, sam. I'd like you
To meet brian.
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Brian, this is sam.
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And, uh...
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This is april.
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April,
That's brian.
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Hi.
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And I'm obviously,
I guess, diane.
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Oh, right.
Yeah.
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So you two have
A good time?
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Oh, very nice.
Very nice time.
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We had
A great time.
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Yeah. We had
A fabulous time.
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It was just a movie
And a burger afterwards.
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But what a film,
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And the ground beef
Was excellent--
Very lean.
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I want to thank for
Giving me a ride home.
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That's a great car
You got there.
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Brian has a wonderful
Car, too, and it gets
Excellent mileage.
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Yeah? What kind of
Mileage do you get?
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35 on the
Highway, 26
Around town.
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32 and 24.
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Sorry.
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I'll give you
A call.
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Well, thanks again.
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Good night.
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What a putrid
Display.
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You know, people come
Here to relax and
Enjoy themselves.
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They don't want to
Look at that. Do you?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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This is sick.
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Brian has
A big-screen tv.
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April has
A satellite dish.
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You are
So childish.
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Excuse me.
Are you the owner?
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Yeah. Sam malone.
What can I do for you?
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Phil schumacher,
Campaign manager
For janet eldridge.
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She's running for
Reelection to city council.
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The councilor is
Just down the street
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On a walking tour
Of the district.
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Would it be all right
If she came in here
To meet the folks
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And perhaps answer
Some questions for the
Newspaper reporters?
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Sure. Why not?
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Great.
Thanks a lot, sam.
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How about that? We're a stop
On the old campaign trail.
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Oh, sam, you're so
Politically naive.
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Janet eldridge
Is an old-money
Conservative
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Who consistently
Supports big
Business interests
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Over badly needed
Social programs.
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She's a real
Political
Opportunist.
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If she's that bad,
I'll have her out of
Here in a flash.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Councilor janet eldridge.
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She's got until christmas.
Then she's out of here.
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I could use your support
In the upcoming election.
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Yeah, right.
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You got fame, money,
Power, and looks.
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What you need
I ain't got.
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I need your vote.
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I need a man,
But you don't see me
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Going around bars
Begging for one.
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I give. I know when
I'm overmatched.
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I'm glad I'm not
Running against you.
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She's smooth.
I'll give her that.
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Sam, I'd like you to meet
Councilor eldridge.
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Councilor, this is--
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Mayday malone needs
No introduction to me
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Or anyone else
In this town.
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I was a big fan of yours when
You pitched for the sox.
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I think you're
Just wonderful.
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Well, it's mutual.
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You're a fan of
The councilor's?
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No. I think
I'm wonderful, too.
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Norm:
Well, sammy...
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Unless these
Tired old eyes are
Deceiving me, pal,
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There's something
Going on between you
And the councilor.
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Yeah? No, no, no.
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Watching that woman
Work this room
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Has brought me
To a decision.
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You decided to work it,
Too, for a change?
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I am going to campaign
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For janet eldridge's
Opponent in the coming election.
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Is that right?
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I voted for him before,
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But he really needs
My help now.
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Would anyone like to join me
In this campaign,
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Working side by side
Untiringly
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To carry james fleener
To victory?
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I would!
James fleener is
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The finest man
To enter public life
In the last decade.
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I'd be honored
To work for him.
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All right. He needs
All the help he can get.
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Who the hell
Is james fleener?
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Boy, oh, boy,
Is miss eldridge pretty.
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Back home in hanover,
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Everybody on the town
Council has a paunch
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And smokes big,
Smelly cigars.
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Don't you have
Any women on the
Town council there?
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Yeah.
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Sammy, I've been
Noticing,
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She just can't take
Her eyes off you.
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Are you going to ask
Her out or what?
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What are you
Talking about?
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Look at her.
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She's a good woman, sam.
She deserves it.
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Eh, I don't know.
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Politics makes
Strange bedfellows, sam.
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So do you and anyone
Or anything.
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Sammy, I guess
She's a little out
Of your league
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When you come right
Down to it, huh?
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What's the matter, sam?
She too much for you?
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No. I just don't think
It's a good idea
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To hop into bed with someone
Who can raise my taxes.
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Councilor eldridge will
Take a few questions now.
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Jerry baker,
Boston star.
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Councilor, do you
Support the effort
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Of the so-called
Grant avenue
Coalition
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To overturn the city
Council's rezoning
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Of that neighborhood
For commercial use?
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I voted in favor
Of rezoning and
Would do so again.
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My reasons are a matter
Of public record.
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No, I do not
Support them.
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Clifford c. Clavin,
U.S. Postal service,
South central branch.
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In view of the
Carnage taking place
On our postal routes,
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Are you in favor
Of beefing up
Our leash laws
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To include
Life imprisonment for
The canine offenders?
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I think that's
A bit drastic,
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But I am in favor of doing
All we can to support
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Our overworked and
Underpaid postal carriers.
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You do a wonderful job.
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That woman has got
My support.
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And I will deliver you
The postal vote.
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Too bad it will be
To the wrong address.
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My name is
Diane chambers, and
I have a question.
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Do you work here?
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How come no one
Ever knows that?
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Yes. I am a waitress
And proud of it.
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In a work ethic
Kind of way.
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Councilor, you have
Been accused of
Being out of touch
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With your
Constituency.
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Do you expect
This little stroll
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Through
The neighborhood
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To make up
For four years
Of neglect?
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Hold on--
It's all right.
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Miss chambers,
I represent
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Every one of the people
In my district.
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If I don't get out
And talk with them
As often as I'd like,
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It's because I'm in my office
Or at council meetings
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Or in conference with
Civic and business leaders
16 hours a day.
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I've never missed
A vote in my four years
On the council,
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And if I'm elected again,
I intend to work even harder
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For the people I am
Privileged to represent.
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[applause]
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Good, diane. You got
Her on the ropes.
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Tom edwards,
Boston sentinel.
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Excuse me. I think
This gentleman
Had his hand up first.
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Yeah. I'm not
A reporter,
I'm just a voter,
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But I have a very
Important question here.
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Do you like
Chinese food, and if so,
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And have you ever
Eaten it in the bathtub?
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Yes, and, uh...
No comment.
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In that case, I have
A follow-up question.
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What are you doing for
Dinner thursday night?
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The offer is very
Tempting, mr. Malone,
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But I will have to
Respectfully decline.
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The campaign
Keeps me very busy.
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I understand.
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What I won't give up
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For the people
Of this district!
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00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,788
Phil: thank you all,
Ladies and gentlemen.
247
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,422
Thank you very much.
248
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,158
[applause]
249
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,994
Hoo, look at that, norm.
She shot sammy down.
250
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:37,330
Impeachment proceedings
Should begin immediately.
251
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,666
She may be out
Of touch with
The common man,
252
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:42,035
But she can sure
Spot a common roach.
253
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,339
Sam.
254
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,274
Yeah.
255
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,542
This is janet's
Private number.
256
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,912
She wants you
To call her.
257
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:59,252
Guys, janet's
Private number here.
258
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,954
All right,
Sammy!
259
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:04,724
[chanting "Sammy, sammy"]
260
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,794
Fleener, fleener!
261
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:09,462
Oh. Fleener,
Fleener!
Sammy! Sammy!
262
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,064
[chanting continues]
263
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,645
Say, diane...
264
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,147
Hmm?
265
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,217
Did you happen
To hear that sam
266
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:33,686
Is going out with
Councilor eldridge
Again tonight?
267
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:36,323
I believe I heard
Something like that.
268
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:39,626
Did you know it was
For dinner at the
Governor's mansion?
269
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,529
I recall someone
Mentioning it.
270
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,097
Did they also
Mention that
271
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,300
They were going
In a limousine?
272
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,768
A limo?
273
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,370
Not a limo.
274
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,405
A limousine.
275
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,275
So, um...
276
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,644
What are you doing
Tonight, diane?
277
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,880
Frasier and I are
Going canvassing
278
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,481
For jim fleener
In the neighborhood,
279
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,952
And then we're
Stuffing mailers into
Envelopes later on.
280
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,754
Well! That sounds
Like fun, too!
281
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,422
Ha ha ha ha!
282
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,992
Evening, everybody.
283
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,393
Norm!
Norm!
Norm!
284
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,327
Diane: norman.
285
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,029
What's happening,
Mr. Peterson?
286
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,530
The question is,
Woody,
287
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,666
Why is it
Happening to me?
288
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,302
You're a little late,
Normie. Where you been?
289
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,938
I was at
Hurley's market.
290
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,507
I took vera out
For a little
Grocery shopping,
291
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,775
Then a little
Dinner.
292
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:32,212
Gee, that's nice, mr. P.
Where did you go to dinner?
293
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,281
Hurley's market.
They're giving out
294
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:37,450
Those little sausage
Samples on toothpicks.
295
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,752
By the way, guys,
For your information,
296
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,289
A dozen appears to be
The cutoff number.
297
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,194
Whoo!
Whoo!
298
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,567
So, did you hear
That I'm going
299
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,070
To the governor's
Place tonight
For dinner?
300
00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,740
Yes. There was
A rumor in the air...
301
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,176
Back when there was air.
302
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,846
[coughing]
303
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,415
You got a second?
304
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,517
Listen, uh, you know
That ice cream stuff
305
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,586
They serve in the
Middle of dinner there?
306
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,588
Is it ok--
Sorbet.
307
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,090
Sorbet, right.
Sorbet.
308
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,093
Um...Is it ok if
I were to ask
309
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,362
For chocolate sauce
With that?
310
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,765
I think
It's wise not to.
311
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,400
All right, all right.
312
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,402
And for god's sake,
Remember that a bowl
313
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,905
Of warm water
With a slice of
Lemon in it--
314
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,273
I know, I know.
315
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,043
It's a finger bowl.
It's not lemon soup.
316
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,644
You know something?
317
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:41,014
Nobody would've know that time
If you hadn't screamed.
318
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,887
You certainly
Have been at
319
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,157
The councilor's beck
And call lately.
320
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,325
I never thought
I'd see you
321
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,095
So controlled
By a woman.
322
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:58,065
What happened to
The sam malone who
Once said to me,
323
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:02,202
"Hey, we're gonna
Do what I want
From now on."
324
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,939
I left him in a restaurant
With a face full of fettuccine.
325
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,275
That doesn't mean
I didn't like him.
326
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,054
"Wim with jim"?
327
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,923
I thought it up.
It's very joycian.
328
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,559
If that means stupid,
I agree.
329
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,698
Frasier, put the box
In the back, please,
330
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,001
And you if you're looking
For something to do,
331
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,036
You can start
Stuffing the envelopes.
332
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,571
I've been stuffing
All day, diane.
333
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:42,542
Frankly, the task has
Lost its considerable
Power to charm me.
334
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,444
Frasier...
335
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,079
That's a defeatist attitude!
336
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,081
We don't need quitters
On the fleener team.
337
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,683
Sam,
You're on tv!
338
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,019
Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
339
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,621
Nice-looking
Threads, sam.
340
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,023
Janet picked out the suit.
341
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:58,591
She really knows what
Looks good on me, too.
342
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,627
Tv: ...That is the strength
Of the city.
343
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,961
[click]
344
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,131
[cheering]
345
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:10,070
Carla,
Even though we have
Our differences
346
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,638
And we're
Frequently at odds,
347
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:15,608
There's one thing
We very much have
In common.
348
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,411
We both like sam.
349
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,413
And I'm concerned
About him.
350
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,315
I think
He might get hurt
351
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,285
By this liaison
With janet eldridge.
352
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,887
Yeah, you're right.
He's having a lot of laughs
353
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,090
And a hot time
With a beautiful woman.
354
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,060
The man is a glutton
For punishment.
355
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,328
This is no romp,
Carla.
356
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,764
It's more serious
Than that.
357
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:41,000
And the worst part
Is that she's
Just using him.
358
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,635
I mean,
It all adds up.
359
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:45,572
He's an outstanding
Sports figure,
He's attractive,
360
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,574
And in this town,
It doesn't hurt
That he's irish.
361
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,576
He's a vote-getter.
So what?
362
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,345
So when the
Election is over,
It's "So long, sam."
363
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,981
I think he's
Really going to
Be hurt by this.
364
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,249
That's so what.
365
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,550
You are full of beans.
366
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,287
Women come and women go
In sam's life.
367
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:03,423
He's having a few grins,
And I can prove it.
368
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,629
Hey! A word over here,
Heartthrob.
369
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,231
Coming at you.
370
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,602
Cliffie. Cliffie.
I got this one.
371
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,774
You know, sammy,
I've been thinking,
372
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,710
You have got
A great setup
373
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,145
With this
Eldridge babe.
374
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,414
You're going to all these
High-tone parties,
375
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,848
Meeting a lot of
Fancy people,
376
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,251
Driving around in big cars,
And the best thing is,
377
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,586
You're getting to do
To a politician
378
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,723
What they been doing
To us for years.
379
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,496
You know, carla,
Sometimes you got a
Lousy sense of humor.
380
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,199
Sorry.
381
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,368
A few grins, carla?
382
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,208
Whoa! Boy,
You look fabulous.
383
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,009
Thank you. So do you.
384
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,911
Thank you. Listen...
385
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,713
I am famished here.
386
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,116
Do you know what
Kind of sorbet
Are they serving?
387
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,452
I was curious
About that myself.
388
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,954
Before we go, I have to make
A couple of phone calls.
389
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,489
May I use your office?
390
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,990
You bet. Right under
The whale there.
391
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:14,294
Look at the size
Of that limo!
392
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,296
Hey, uh...
Your excellence?
393
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,898
Does it have a tv?
394
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:22,435
Yes, it does.
Go take a look at it
If you want.
395
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,672
Oh! Hot dog!
396
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,175
Oh, boy, huh?
397
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,577
The exuberance
Of youth, huh, normie?
398
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,579
Yeah. Wide-eyed
And innocent.
399
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:36,115
I guess those days are
Long gone for you and me.
400
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,784
Yeah, yeah.
401
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,959
Thanks, edith.
I'll talk to you
Tomorrow.
402
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,328
Bye-bye.
403
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,331
I'm sorry to interrupt,
Councilor eldridge.
404
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,466
Please, call me janet.
What can I do for you?
405
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,435
It's diane, isn't it?
406
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,703
Yes.
407
00:18:56,703 --> 00:19:00,973
I'm speaking on behalf
Of everyone here at cheers,
408
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,376
And I would just like to say
409
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,578
That we're all
Very fond of sam,
410
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,481
And frankly, we're a
Little worried about him.
411
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,883
We wouldn't like to
See him get hurt.
412
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,352
What are you getting at?
413
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,154
Janet,
I've made no secret
414
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,790
Of my opposition
To you politically.
415
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:21,794
But let's
Retract our claws
For the moment,
416
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,029
Shall we?
417
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:26,165
Let's stop hissing
At each other.
418
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,202
Do you have
A problem with cats?
419
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,372
No.
420
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,141
But it's the consensus
Of opinion around here
421
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,410
That you're using sam
To get reelected
422
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,679
With total disregard
For his feelings,
423
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,049
And we don't think that's
A very nice thing to do.
424
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,651
I see.
425
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,755
Well, I'll be honest
With you, diane.
426
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,624
That's exactly why
I started seeing him.
427
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,025
Aha. So, I--
428
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,027
We were right.
429
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,196
Well, I'm warning you,
430
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,266
I have some
Influence with sam.
431
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,334
Yes, I know. He thinks
A great deal of you.
432
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,102
Anytime I wanted to--
He said that?
433
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:06,373
Yes. He mentions
You often,
434
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,075
And sam is a man
Of few words.
435
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,944
Well, he only
Knows a few.
436
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,179
Ha ha ha!
437
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:17,484
Yes. He is a simple
Man in many ways,
438
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,719
But I think that's
His strength.
439
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,788
I never met anyone
Who didn't like him.
440
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,457
Well, good.
But I don't understand
441
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,427
Why we're standing here
Chatting so enjoyably
442
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:31,264
When you just admitted
That you're using sam.
443
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,566
That's not what
I said, diane.
444
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,768
You didn't
Let me finish.
445
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,305
Please.
446
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,540
When I first
Started seeing sam,
447
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,443
Perhaps I had
Ulterior motives
In mind,
448
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,445
But my attitude
Toward him
449
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,013
Has changed
Dramatically.
450
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,918
I've learned that
Sam has something
Pretty special.
451
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,354
I've never experienced
With any other man
452
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,356
The feeling I have
When I'm with him.
453
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:59,158
When we're at a
Fundraiser or something,
454
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,693
I'll watch him
Across the room,
455
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,295
Talking with
Some people,
456
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:06,132
And sometimes
A feeling comes over me
457
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,134
So strong...
458
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,603
That it nearly
Makes me ache.
459
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,606
God...
460
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,743
I sound like
A silly schoolgirl.
461
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,348
That's the truth.
462
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,583
Does that make you
Feel better?
463
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,120
It certainly does.
464
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:32,459
I'm awfully glad
We put this matter to rest.
465
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,293
You like sam...
466
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,795
And sam likes you.
467
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,030
No one's going to
Get hurt.
468
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,899
Well, wack to burk.
469
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,576
Oh, you're really good.
470
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,945
You almost had me
Fooled there.
471
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,582
But I don't believe
A word you said.
472
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:58,184
When this campaign
Is over,
473
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,186
Sam is going to last
About as long
474
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:02,288
As your campaign promises.
475
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:05,425
Well, back to work.
476
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:16,503
[applause and cheering
On television]
477
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,910
Janet: I would like to thank
Each and every one of you.
478
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,278
This is a victory
For all of us.
479
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,414
[cheering]
480
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:30,116
Well, not quite
All of us!
481
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,851
Uh...
482
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,454
I-I-I guess
That's about...
483
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,423
I guess that's
About it. Thanks.
484
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,458
Thanks, diane,
For all your help.
485
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:41,394
Nobody ever
Worked harder
For me than you.
486
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,430
In fact,
I think you worked
487
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,465
Harder than I did.
488
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,199
You did your best.
489
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,135
That's all
That matters.
490
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:56,843
Say, listen, did you know
You're out of liquor?
491
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,547
Janet: now I would
Like to bring up
A man without whom
492
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,815
I would not be
Standing here tonight.
493
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:05,452
Sam--sam, would you let
Phil through, please.
494
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,219
Sam: oh! Yeah.
495
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,855
Aha!
496
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,858
My campaign manager,
Mr. Phil schumacher.
497
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:20,533
And this guy has been
498
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:22,935
Such a tremendous help
To me in this campaign.
499
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,104
I'm sure he needs
No introduction.
500
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:28,741
But for those ladies in
The audience who would
Like an introduction,
501
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,743
You're not going
To get one.
502
00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:42,188
That was
My last chance.
503
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:44,423
Looks like I blew it.
504
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,095
Me, too.
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