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Cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Hey, man,
Where's this relief
Waitress you hired?
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Don't worry, sam.
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She's a great waitress,
A complete professional.
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Well, how come
She's not here?
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She called and said she'd
Be about 20 minutes late.
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She want to get in
All her breaks
Before she starts.
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There she is.
Corinne, over here.
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When you asked them
For a waitress,
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Did you tell them
This was a bar,
Not a truck stop?
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Hi, honey.
Is this it?
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Yup.
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Corinne, this is my boss,
Sam malone.
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Hi, honey. Just give
Me some checks,
And we're all set.
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Ok. Woody,
Why don't you show
Her where they are?
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It's right down here.
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Would you look at
The size of this place!
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My dogs will be
Barking tonight.
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Pardon me.
Am I mistaken,
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Or did you used
To work at the
Hungry heifer?
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Sure, I worked there.
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Say, I know you!
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The girls there
Had a pet name for you.
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What was that?
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That guy
Who comes back.
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Thanks for helping out.
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From now on, let me
Pick the waitresses.
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My customers are used
To something with a
Little more sex appeal.
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Sam.
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Where did you
Get the fox?
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* making your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* taking a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
Norm!
Norm!
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How's life in the
Fast lane, normie?
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Beats me. I can't
Find the on-ramp.
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Hey, hey, your brow
Is a little furrowed,
There, my friend.
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What's the boney,
Maroney?
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Vera is
Getting the urge
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To go on
Vacation again.
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Uh-oh.
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Don't worry. It'll pass.
Happens every year.
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I think she's
Serious this time.
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Maps have been
Unfolded.
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Ooh!
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Where does
She want to go?
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The tropics. Says she
Wants to lay in the sand
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And bake in the sun.
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I offered a compromise. I said,
Just turn up the radiator
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And stick your feet
In the cat box, but...
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And she didn't
Go for that?
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No, no. It's my own
Damn fault.
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You know, I think
I spoil that woman.
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Mr. Peterson,
If you want
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The vacation
Of a lifetime
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Without spending
A fortune,
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I have one word
For you--
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Hanover, indiana.
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All right.
What would I do
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For excitement in, say,
Hanover, indiana?
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If you leave
Right away,
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You can catch
The corn parade.
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That's kind
Of like the
Rose parade,
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But instead of
Using flowers
For the float--
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They use corn.
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You've heard of it!
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[telephone rings]
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Well, hold on
A second.
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Carla,
It's for you.
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Who is it?
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I don't know. It's one
Of your daughters.
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Which one?
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I couldn't tell.
It sounded
Like humanity.
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It's anne marie.
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She's wearing a
Retainer on her teeth,
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And she's feeling
A little insecure.
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Anne marie.
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No. I didn't know it was you
From your ugly voice.
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No. Anne marie, people are
Not going to make fun of you
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Every time you
Open your mouth.
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Honey, your family
Are not people.
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Yeah. Right. Good-bye.
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Poor kid.
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I remember when I was
At that awkward age.
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Any little difference
Between me and
The other children,
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And I was embarrassed
And humiliated
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In front of what felt
Like the world.
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Hi, diane.
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And on it goes, huh?
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You left your sweater
In my apartment.
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Oh. Thank you,
Dennis.
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And thanks for
Bringing it by
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And this
All too-brief visit.
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Why are you
Dressed like that?
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I'm working
The renaissance fair.
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Don't they have
Dressing rooms there?
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I thought you'd get
A kick out of it.
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You said it was
Your favorite era.
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Dennis, there's
A time and place
For everything,
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And the time
For this was
The 14th century.
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Oh...
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I'm sorry.
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So, are we still on
For saturday night?
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Uh...Next saturday
Would be impossible.
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You don't want to go out
With me again, do you?
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I didn't say that,
Dennis.
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You're putting words
In my mouth.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.
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No, no. They're
The right words.
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I'll give you
A call, dennis.
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All right. All right.
I know it's coming.
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Let's get on with it.
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What?
What are you
Talking about?
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You know--dennis.
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He didn't, well...
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He didn't look
Very ordinary.
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Oh, nonsense!
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I thought
He looked great...
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Especially if he was
Going to spend the day
In sherwood forest.
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You're not
Being very fair.
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Dennis is a really
Special guy.
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And I sensed
That, diane.
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I said
To myself--
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As soon as
He walked in,
I said,
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"Now, there's
A sissy with
A dream."
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Dennis kaufman is a
Brilliant puppeteer.
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He does a wonderful
Punch and judy.
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He better have
A wonderful punch
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If he's gonna
Dress like judy.
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You really
Pick them, diane.
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Next to him, even frasier
Looks like rambo.
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Look what I have
Stooped to.
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Dennis is a fine
Human being,
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And I hustled him out of here
Like he had the plague,
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All in an effort avoid
Your childish jibes.
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How will I ever
Make it up to him?
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Well, you could
Always offer
To set his hair.
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Fine, fine.
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Thank you all.
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Oh, come on!
You're overreacting.
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We were simply
Indulging in
A couple of yuks.
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Were we not, guys?
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Well, I can understand
Why you act like this,
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And sam--stooping to
Such puerile behavior.
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You're jealous.
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But I don't know why
Everyone else jumps in.
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Woody here was the only
One of you mature enough
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To refrain from jumping on
Your mudslinging bandwagon.
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Why should I,
Miss chambers?
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I like denise.
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That's dennis.
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I know!
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Whoo!
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Cliff: hey, normie.
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You feel like doing
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Something adventurous
Tonight?
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I'm already doing
That, cliffie.
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Vera is trying on
A new facial mask
This evening,
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And I kind of
Want to rush home
And watch it crack.
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All right.
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All right.
What did you
Have in mind?
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I heard from one of the guys
Down the junkmail room
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That there's a new act
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Down at the old
Wam bam room.
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Ooh, hot dog!
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Presenting the finest
In nudie entertainment.
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Come on, frasier. What
Do you say? Let's go.
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You're inviting me
Along to this evening
Of devilment?
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Sure. You got
A credit card,
Don't you?.
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Well...
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You know, I'm not so sure
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If it really fits in
With my image.
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A desperately lonely
Character on the make?
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Well, I guess I'm in.
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All right!
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[beeper beeps]
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Oh, sure! Just when
I'm about to have fun.
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That's mrs. Benedict.
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How did you
Know that?
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Because she's the
Person I'd least like
To hear from.
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Even her beep
Is whiny.
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Excuse me.
Just two seconds.
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Guys, carla, get your coats.
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You're coming over
To my place.
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Tonight, on the tube--
The magnificent seven.
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Cliffie, the wam bam room
Will always be there,
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But only tonight
Will the seven ride.
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Cliff: say no
More. Bronson,
Mcqueen, coburn.
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Don't think I ever
Saw that one.
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You're kidding.
Then tonight,
You become a man.
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Well, I'm off.
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Hey, change of
Plans, frasier.
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Magnificent seven,
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Sammy's tv,
Tonight.
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The seven? Great.
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I never miss
A horst buchholz film.
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Listen, I tell you what.
I'll catch up to you
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Just as soon as I talk
Mrs. Benedict out of her hamper.
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Do you guys
Do this a lot?
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Every time one of the
Classics is on tv,
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We all head over to sammy's,
Make some popcorn,
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And glue our eyeballs
To the set.
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I'm not ordinarily a fan
Of american westerns,
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But because the
Magnificent seven
Is a remake
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Of the far superior
And more complex
Japanese film,
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The seven samurai,
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A comparison
Will be interesting.
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We'll be sure to do that.
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You don't mind locking up,
Do you, sweetheart?
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Oh...Of course not.
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[whimpers]
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Carla: we didn't
Hear anything.
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Oh, no. I'm going to
Check this out.
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Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
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I'm sorry. Do you want to
Come with us, sweetheart?
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No!
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I don't want
To ruin your fun.
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When I first walked
Into this place,
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I felt
Like an alien,
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And four years
Later,
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I still feel
Like an alien.
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Well, if
The antenna fits...
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Diane, wait
A second.
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I just want
To go home, sam.
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Well,
Maybe if you...
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I don't know, guys.
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I don't feel good about
The movie tonight.
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Nah.
Nah.
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[hums theme from
The magnificent seven]
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[sam hums theme]
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00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,567
[cliff hums theme]
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[humming theme]
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[humming continues]
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[telephone rings]
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Cheers.
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Oh. Hi, diane.
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Why aren't you here?
Are you sick or something?
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00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,944
Well, you sound
All stuffed up. I...
251
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,314
Uh-huh. Well, um...
252
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,416
I hope you feel better.
253
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,618
Bye-bye.
254
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,120
What's the matter
With her?
255
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,122
She said she's
Got this allergy
256
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,291
Where you weep
Uncontrollably.
257
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,627
What do you think, guys?
258
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,196
Do you think
We hurt her feelings
259
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,630
A little bit too much
Last night?
260
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,366
Maybe we ought
To do something to
Make it up to her,
261
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,403
Like send her a
Bouquet of flowers.
262
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,939
Oh, cliché city, huh?
263
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:22,042
You know, whenever I
Break the heart
264
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,044
Of a member
Of the gentler sex,
265
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:27,981
I always send her
A nice box of dried figs.
266
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,820
Figs won't do it.
267
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:36,289
Let me see if I can
Explain this. Uh...
268
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,759
Diane has always
Tried to take part
269
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,328
In your activities.
270
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,897
Why don't you
Return the favor
271
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:48,535
By joining her in something
She finds entertaining?
272
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,170
Oh, boy.
All right.
273
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:54,674
What egghead torture do
We have to endure now?
274
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,410
Well, uh...
How about the opera?
275
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,479
Oh, man,
Come on! Jeez!
276
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:03,616
It's not like we threw
Her down a flight
Of stairs! Come on!
277
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,886
Tell you what.
Leave it to me.
278
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,420
I'll make all
The arrangements,
279
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,322
Right down to her
Favorite flowers.
280
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,925
All you guys have to
Do is just show up.
281
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,263
All right.
What do you say, guys?
282
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:19,066
I mean, it's the
Least we could do.
283
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,668
Huh? All right,
All right, all right.
284
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,803
Do me a favor.
Just pick an opera
285
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:27,474
Where it doesn't
Sound like somebody
Backing over a cat.
286
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,775
Please.
287
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,310
You're in luck.
288
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,080
They're playing
Diane's favorite
Tomorrow night--
289
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,949
Lucia di lammermoor
By donizetti.
290
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,951
Yeah? Well,
Count me out.
291
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,020
Every time we had
A family gathering,
292
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,222
They always tried to get me
Interested in opera.
293
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,024
I just couldn't stand it.
294
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,359
It's just a bunch
Of fat, homely people
295
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:50,563
Screeching and trying
To stab each other.
296
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,565
Well, carla, you know,
297
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,367
Not all operas
Are like that.
298
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,304
I was talking about
The family gathering.
299
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,822
Check it out, boys.
300
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:19,259
Better than the skyview
Seats at fenway.
301
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,794
Ooh, huh?
Look at these chairs.
302
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,264
They're not even
Bolted down.
303
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,399
Hey, that's class
For you.
304
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,269
Boy, you got to
Really hand it to
Frasier, don't you?
305
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,939
He really knows what
Melts diane's butter.
306
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,273
Look at this. Wow.
307
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,342
All right. If we stick
Together tonight,
308
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,410
I think we won't have
Any casualties.
309
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,679
As long as you remember
Your job, woody.
310
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:43,350
Anybody starts
Falling asleep,
Give him a nudge.
311
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,352
Hey, don't worry,
Mr. Clavin.
312
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,420
There's no way I'm
Going to fall asleep.
313
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,223
I had a four-hour nap
This afternoon,
314
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,125
Drank 12 cups
Of coffee,
315
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,527
And I'm wearing
Extra-tight shoes.
316
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,196
So where's
Diane?
317
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:59,266
She's powdering her nose.
She started to cry again.
318
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,168
What a woman, huh?
Do you believe that?
319
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:04,304
She started to cry when
We told her we were going
To take her to the opera,
320
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,040
She cried when she
Saw us in our tuxes,
321
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,808
And she cried when
She saw the limo.
322
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,377
She's got it
Under control, though.
323
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,379
She said she won't
Do it anymore.
324
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,048
Diane: no, thank you.
I'll seat myself.
325
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,653
Oh, this is
The best box!
326
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,821
Now, you promised.
327
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,123
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
328
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,791
Won't happen again.
329
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,693
Uh, madam,
Your seat.
330
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,894
Oh!
331
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,529
Hold on. Yeah.
That's good.
332
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,033
Gentlemen.
333
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,574
Ah! What a
Glorious night.
334
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,376
Somebody pinch me.
335
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,512
That's just an
Expression, cliff.
336
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,717
On second thought,
Don't pinch me.
337
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:55,388
If this is a dream,
I do not want to awaken.
338
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,391
Listen, I know that you're
All novices to the opera,
339
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,593
So I'd like to give you
A little background.
340
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,830
Tonight's performance
Is in italian.
341
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,832
I'm sure that
You will find it
342
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,268
Both enlightening
And entertaining.
343
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,570
By the way, does anyone
Need opera glasses?
344
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:14,974
No. I brought
A pair of my own,
There, diane.
345
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:26,453
Cliffie, think those are
Powerful enough, pal?
346
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,521
You better
Believe it, norm.
347
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:32,392
Get a load of the warheads
On that cellist.
348
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:35,362
No, hey, hey, hey.
Don't, don't.
349
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,496
So...
350
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,432
This charming piece
Is in three acts.
351
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:44,071
It begins with edgardo
Leaving for france
352
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:47,340
To renew his vow
Of love for lucia.
353
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:52,379
Though both houses
Have maintained
A feud for years...
354
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:57,317
Enrico, lucia's brother,
Arranges a marriage
355
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,819
Between his friend
Arturo and lucia
356
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,021
By tricking her
Into believing
357
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,191
That edgardo
Has been untrue.
358
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,525
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
359
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,762
But let's watch.
360
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,564
[applause]
361
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,066
Maestro.
362
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,104
[beer can
Opens]
363
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,048
[music starts]
364
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,848
[opera finale]
365
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,716
[applause]
366
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,620
Wasn't that lovely?
367
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,665
Sam: good night.
Good night.
368
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,067
So, how did it go?
369
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,836
I had a problem with
One of customers.
370
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:24,971
Oh!
Ooh!
371
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,274
He refused to keep
His hands on me.
372
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,011
Go home.
I'll finish up here.
373
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,513
Thanks.
Yeah.
374
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:37,884
Diane, you probably noticed
I wasn't there tonight.
375
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,319
Oh...
376
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,554
Yes.
Thank you, carla.
377
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,858
That was a really
Sweet gesture.
378
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,394
You're welcome.
379
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,730
May I offer you
A cognac?
380
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,864
Yes.
381
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,800
That would be lovely.
382
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,671
Thank you again, sam,
For your thoughtfulness.
383
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,174
It may not seem
Like much to you,
384
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,543
But it really meant
A lot to me.
385
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:07,347
No, no. It seemed like
Quite a bit to us, too.
386
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:14,153
Oh...This evening
Was so special,
So wonderful to me,
387
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,922
And it was
All your doing.
388
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:20,193
Well, there were some
Other people involved.
389
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,362
Oh, no.
You're their leader.
390
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,597
They do nothing
Without you.
391
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,732
Well...
392
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,534
But so gallant.
393
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,468
Thank you.
394
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,770
I can't help helping,
I guess.
395
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,042
Every detail was
So well thought out,
396
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,110
Right down to your
Choice of opera.
397
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,714
Oh, well, I knew
That lucy du-du-du
Was your favorite.
398
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,653
It was perfect.
399
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,755
You hit all the
Right chords.
400
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:52,859
Well, I think I know you
Pretty well by now.
401
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,862
Sam, I confess, I...
Underestimated you.
402
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,931
I had not idea you
Thought so much about me
403
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,700
In ways other
Than sexual.
404
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:05,738
Unfortunately,
I can't possibly do
That at the moment.
405
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,574
Oh, sam.
406
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:13,413
You moved me
Very deeply tonight.
407
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:18,818
Well, it moves me deeply
To move you deeply.
408
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,557
Speaking of depths,
Would I be sinking to one
409
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,226
If I were to suggest that
We carry this conversation
410
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,128
Back to my place?
411
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,364
Sam, my god.
412
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,366
Oh, dear. What?
413
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,604
I wasn't expecting this.
414
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:41,040
I'm experiencing
Emotions I haven't felt
For so long.
415
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,476
My heart's saying yes.
My mind's saying no.
416
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:47,814
Why don't you let some
Other part of your body
Break the tie for you?
417
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,683
Huh?
418
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,952
I think
I'd better go.
419
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,321
Aw...
420
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,323
Oh, my purse.
421
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,258
Oh, boy.
422
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,266
Oh, sam,
I can't fight it.
423
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,037
Everything tonight
Has been leading me
Right into your arms.
424
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,205
Let me get this clear here.
425
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,907
You're saying
That we--
426
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:18,210
We always get into
So much trouble
When we talk.
427
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,546
Mm.
428
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,483
Let's not.
429
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,752
Let's...Just do.
430
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,320
Oh...
431
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,956
From now on,
No words.
432
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,758
I can't believe this.
433
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,527
This is like
A dream I had once.
434
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,295
Oh, wait a minute.
435
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,531
This was good
Back here.
436
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:46,172
This is becoming
The most perfect evening
437
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,575
We've ever had together.
438
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,312
Ah...Boy.
439
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,217
Sam?
440
00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,752
Mmm.
441
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,020
What is it?
442
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:04,657
I...I can't believe
I'm about to say this.
443
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,728
Uh, I got to be
Honest with you.
444
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,330
Frasier planned
The whole evening.
445
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,800
I had nothing
To do with it.
446
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:18,371
What do you
Think about that?
447
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,543
Yeah.
448
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,913
You're saying this
To me now
449
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:30,783
Is one of the most
Wonderful things
You have ever done.
450
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,685
Oh, boy!
451
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,354
Oh! Ha!
452
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:41,761
I'm even more attracted
To you now than before.
453
00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:45,231
Oh, that's great.
That's great. Let's go.
454
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:46,566
Sam, wait.
455
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,568
No, no, don't say wait.
Don't say wait.
456
00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:50,670
We can't possibly
Have sex tonight.
457
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,905
Sure we can.
Sure we can.
458
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:56,476
No. Don't you realize
What you did?
459
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:59,245
You insisted on
Being honest to me,
460
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:01,147
Respecting me
As a person,
461
00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:02,749
Even though it meant
462
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,952
Risking the loss
Of a night of passion.
463
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:10,056
Well, that kind of stuff
Should be rewarded,
Don't you think?
464
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,627
Sam, no.
465
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:18,431
For a change tonight,
You had the cooler head,
466
00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:19,966
And you were right
To stop me.
467
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:24,336
We are developing a very
Special relationship,
468
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:27,239
And it would be
Wrong to jeopardize it
469
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,908
By having sex.
470
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,678
No. I want to
Jeopardize it with sex.
471
00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:33,513
It would be a test.
472
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,648
Sam. Sam,
You're regressing.
473
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:36,949
You're backsliding.
474
00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,986
No--
We're not ready yet.
475
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,054
Well...All right.
476
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:44,557
Do you have an estimate
On when we might be ready?
477
00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,559
I mean, is it minutes
Here? Come on.
478
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,394
Sam, this was a real
Breakthrough for us.
479
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:52,098
I think it's very
Important for each
Of us to be alone.
480
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,467
No, I agree. As soon
As we're done,
481
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:56,435
I'll leave,
I promise.
482
00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:00,106
Good night, sam.
483
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,942
No, no, wait.
Here!
484
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,877
Oh, no.
485
00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,412
No.
486
00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:08,881
Aw, jeez...
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