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Can I have some suds there,
Coach, please?
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Coach: yeah.
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So, uh, normie,
How's it going?
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You got vera
Pregnant yet?
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Not yet.
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What's going on there, norm?
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It's been a few months. I'm
Getting a little disappointed
Here.
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Cliffie, I'm doing
My darnedest, all right?
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Anything to get vera
Off my back.
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Your back?
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Norm, I think
I see a little problem
With your technique.
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Coach,
Could I have a pencil
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And a rather large
Piece of paper, please?
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Norm: all right, look.
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Anyone see where roscoe
Hit a homer last night?
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Ooh, what a fluke, huh?
A relief pitcher.
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Unbelievable, huh?
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Sammy, what kind
Of hitter were you?
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Uh, I remember
Hitting .211 one year.
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In your dreams.
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Coach, one scotch
Rocks, please.
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Yeah, sammy,
I don't think
You hit above .150.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I got 20 bucks
Says he did, big guy.
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Whoo-hoo,
You're on, sucker.
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Kiss that andrew jackson
Good-bye.
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It is beyond me
Why the two of you
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Insist
On making a contest
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Out of the most
Meaningless issues.
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Whoa. No, no, no.
On the contrary
There, diane.
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We also address ourselves
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To some of the most vital
And meaningful issues
Of our times.
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For instance,
If southeast asia
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Were to be obliterated
By a nuclear attack,
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Norm here would
Have to push a peanut
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Up boylston street
With his nose.
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Yeah, but only as far
As the corner, cliffie.
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Come on, peace.
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* makin' your way in the world
Today *
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* takes everything you've got
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* takin' a break
From all your worries
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes you wanna go
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* where everybody knows your
Name *
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* and they're always glad you
Came *
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* you wanna be where you can see
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* our troubles are all the same
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* you wanna be where everbody
Knows your name *
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* you wanna go where people know
People are all the same *
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* you wanna go where everybody
Knows your name *
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Hi, is this, uh, pequod?
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Well, this is
Sam malone here.
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Yeah, I'd like to make
Reservations for 2
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In one of your cozier rooms for
The weekend.
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All right. That's great. Yeah
I'll see you friday night late.
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Sam, I happened to hear you
Mention the pequod.
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Yeah. That's right.
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That wouldn't be
That charming little inn
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That you and I
Went to last fall?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I didn't think.
This is gonna
Bother you, isn't it?
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Oh, of course not.
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Whatever you do now
Is your own concern.
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Take a different woman
There every night
Of the week.
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Actually, it's easier
To have them meet me there.
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Oh, this is gonna bug you--
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Me going there
With somebody else, isn't it?
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Not at all.
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Yeah, this is bugging
The hell out of you.
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I'll tell you what,
I'll tell you what.
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I'll go someplace else.
I understand.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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It doesn't bug me,
As you so eloquently
Put it.
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Oh, yeah?
Tell me this.
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Would you, uh...Would you
Take frasier there?
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As a matter of fact,
Frasier and I
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Have been
To several places
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That you and I
Frequented.
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It's so refreshing
To go to a museum
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With someone who
Doesn't slide across
The marble floors
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In their
Stockinged feet.
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Hey, those paintings
Look a lot better
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If you go by fast.
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Anyway, listen,
I'll make sure
That they don't put me
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In the same room
At the pequod.
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I could care less.
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Room number 12.
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Hey, you know that was a great
Room--12.
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Do you remember when that
Noreaster blew through
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And we had to stay inside
By that big old fireplace?
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Yeah. We listened
To the wind lashing
Against the panes,
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The rain
On the roof.
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Yeah, huddled under
That big comforter.
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I never felt safer.
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Coach: me, either.
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You weren't
There, coach.
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Oh. I thought you meant now.
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Sam, please go.
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Have
A good time.
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Just don't do anything
I wouldn't do.
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Gee, I'm afraid
I've lost that list.
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Hey, I remember you.
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You're that blonde waitress.
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And you're carla's incredibly
Loathsome ex-husband.
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How do you like that? We're both
Stuck in each other's minds.
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Sit down. You want anything?
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Thank you.
I'll have a coke.
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Be sophisticated.
We're in a bar.
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Coca-cola.
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No, no.
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Order
Some kind of drink.
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I'd like something
In a coconut.
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You are something
In a coconut.
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2 scotches.
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Hey, nick.
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This is
A surprise.
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How you doing, sam?
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You dumped carla
By now, right?
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Well, we're no longer
Going together,
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But carla dumped me.
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She dumped you?
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Mm-hmm.
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Sam, you boggle me.
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Well, wait a second.
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I did dump that
Blonde waitress there.
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Nick!
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What the hell
Do you want?
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Hey!
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Is that the kind
Of hello I deserve?!
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No. Bend over, and
I'll give it to you.
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I gotta talk to you.
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I would have
Come by the house,
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But I didn't want loretta
To see my humble beginnings.
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I need a simple favor.
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Unless it's
Setting your eyebrows
On fire, forget it.
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They used
To drive you crazy.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I came
'cause I want a kid.
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Shouldn't you be
Baking your biscuits
In blondie's oven now?
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I'm talking
About one of ours.
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I'm talking about
The fruit of my loins.
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Uh, would you guys like
To step into my office
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So you can have
A little privacy?
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No.
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Please.
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What's this about, huh?
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As you know,
I am now married
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To a goddess
Compared to you--
Loretta.
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But she's physically
Unable to have any kids,
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As this is
Breaking her heart
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Plus I don't want
Anyone thinking
I'm not doing my job,
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I figured I'd just
Take one of our old ones.
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You want me to give
You and that twinkie
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One of my children?!
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Product of my seed!
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Hey, hey!
Please. Please!
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Look, nick, this is outrageous,
Even for you.
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What's the big deal? You got
Five.
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Carla, don't let
This recidivist strong arm you.
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There is no bond
Greater than that
Of mother and child.
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He's talking
Of your babies--
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The issue
Of your womb.
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Oh, would anyone mind
If I went into my office?
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Carla, see reason.
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Oh, look, why
Don't you take out
An ad in the paper?
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You never really know
What the kid's gonna look like,
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But I can't believe
That you'd be fussy.
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I want my own.
I don't want somebody else's.
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Mind your own businesses.
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Carla, didn't think you'd be so
Cold hearted, but since you are,
I've no choice
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But to do what I'm trying
To avoid at all costs.
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What, breathe though your nose?
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No!
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I'm taking you to court.
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Hey,
You can't do that.
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Oh, no?
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I happen to have
An attorney, carla,
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And he reassures me that
I've got a good case.
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In fact, he thinks
I can get all 5 kids
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And you as a maid.
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I'm letting you off easy.
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Sam: hey, tom,
You're a lawyer, right?
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Can he do this?
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Well, sam, family law
Is not my specialty
Here. However--
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Wait, wait, wait,
Wait, wait, wait.
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Hold on there,
Oliver wendell homely.
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Exactly what is
Your specialty,
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Blowing the bar exam?
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Hey,
I'm gonna pass it
This time, wise guy.
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Don't you worry
About it.
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Yeah, yeah.
I'm not worried.
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You've taken it
In every state
In new england.
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Look, carla, you're
Talking to a man here
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Who thinks affidavit
Is a jewish wine.
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Now--if he
Knows anything,
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He knows
More than you.
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Thank you, carla.
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Finish what you
Were saying there, tom.
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Norm: yeah, yeah, we can't wait.
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Actually, carla, uh,
There's a good chance
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He could get custody here
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If he can prove
That you're an unfit mother.
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Thank you, counselor,
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And who do you think
They're gonna pick?
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Me, a sincere,
Hard-working family man,
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Or you,
A hard-up waitress
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Who leaves her kids
Night after night
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To come
To a sleazy bar, huh?!
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Hey, hey.
Watch it.
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Yeah. She's off
Thursday nights.
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I can also prove
That you consort
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With men of
Questionable character.
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What are you talking about?
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You got the morals
Of a sewer rat.
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Not to worry.
If you knew your law,
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You would have read up
On a little thing
In the bill of rights
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Called
A double standard.
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Yeah, watch the bureaucrats
Take that away from us, too.
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You're bluffing.
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Court costs money,
You know,
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And unless
The tv repair business
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Has increased
Dramatically,
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You make diddly.
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You know, every time
You open your mouth,
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You show your ignorance.
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It so happens
That the tortelli
Television hospital
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Has just come off
A record-breaking quarter.
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I'm gonna tell you
How good we're doing.
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I got
10 men working under me,
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And 2 of them is american.
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Nick, even if I wanted
To give you those kids,
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They wouldn't want to go with
You.
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The young ones
Don't know who you are.
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The old ones
Hate your guts.
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I don't believe
What I'm hearing.
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Anthony loves me.
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No, he doesn't.
He's the oldest.
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He's the one
Who best remembers
You walking out on him.
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Thinks
You're a creep.
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He thinks I'm cool.
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He calls you
A scuzzball!
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He didn't learn
Language like that from me.
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He didn't learn
Anything from you!
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[bell clangs]
Hey, hey. Come on.
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We're getting complaints
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From the nuclear testing
Range next door.
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Nick, we're gonna be late
For that menudo concert.
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Oh, yeah, menudo.
249
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,406
I won the tickets
On the radio.
250
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,175
What is it, anyway?
251
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,977
Go to your concert.
252
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:47,848
You ain't getting
No kid of mine.
253
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,117
I know how
To cut this short.
254
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,752
Carla, I want
To talk to you alone.
255
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,954
Oh, no, no.
Forget about it.
256
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,857
I got nothing I want
To talk to you about alone.
257
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,959
Just a little chat,
Carla...
258
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,227
Between you and I...
259
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:06,199
Private matters.
260
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,936
Well...
261
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,238
Ok.
262
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,306
Sam, can we
Use your office?
263
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,976
Why? What secrets
Can you possibly have left?
264
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,978
No, no, no! Don't answer that.
265
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,713
Just use my office.
266
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,115
Gee, sam. Carla looked awfully
Nervous going in there.
267
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,250
Loretta:
Who wouldn't be?
268
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,418
Whenever nick
Gets a woman alone,
269
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:28,455
He can wrap them
Around his little finger.
270
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,825
Well, carla's
A pretty tough
Little nut.
271
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,027
I think it'll
Take more persuasion
Than nick can muster
272
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,863
To break
The primordial bond
273
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:39,266
Between a mother
And her firstborn
Offspring.
274
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,903
Honey, the kid is ours!
Loretta: daddy!
275
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,005
We're a family now.
276
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,207
Let's go stuff our faces
Until we get sick.
277
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,441
Loretta:
Sounds good.
278
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,885
What are you all
Looking at?
279
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,953
Never seen
A jellyfish before?
280
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,437
Normie, normie, normie,
281
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,273
I hate to be the one
To tell you this,
282
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:24,044
But sam's batting average
Never went past .149.
283
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:24,878
There it is
Right in the stat book.
284
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,915
.149--for...
That's right, you know,
285
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,850
And I don't want
To be the kind of guy
Who rubs it in,
286
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:33,186
So just let me say
* ha-ha ha-ha-ha
287
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,259
Huh? Yeah?
Well, I have a little
Bad news for you, cliffie.
288
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,194
It so happens that I made
A side bet with the coach
289
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,529
That if you won,
You'd be obnoxious,
290
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,365
So I come out even.
291
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,272
Hey, troops. I'm back.
292
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,474
What? What's so funny?
293
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:58,245
Normie just lost a bundle to
Cliffie on a bet.
294
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,013
Yeah, but the coach just lost a
Bundle to me.
295
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,185
But the funniest thing
Is, sam,
296
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,354
Is that the whole thing was
Based on the fact
297
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,857
That you couldn't hit a baseball
To save your life.
298
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,161
You know
What's even funnier
Than that, sam?
299
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,262
What?
300
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,264
Cliffie spends
30 bucks on a book
301
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,233
To win a $20 bet.
302
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,536
Yeah? Yeah? Well,
You lent me the money,
303
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,138
And you know I'm
Never gonna pay you back.
304
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,340
Oh! You get out--
305
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,346
You know, the way
You positively revel
306
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:37,284
In each other's defeats
Is totally reprehensible.
307
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:41,288
Are you ever as pleased
With each other's
Good fortune?
308
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,355
Who's had any?
309
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:56,536
Boy, I tell you it's good to be
Home.
310
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,471
How was the pequod, sam?
311
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,140
Pequod? Oh, yes.
312
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,043
Was it everything
You remembered it to be?
313
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,179
Come on, diane.
Why torment yourself?
314
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,547
So you really went, huh?
315
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,049
Yeah. Of course I did.
316
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,417
Did you enjoy
The fruit basket
317
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,585
That frasier and I
Sent to your room?
318
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,386
The fruit basket?
319
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,922
Yes, the fruit basket.
320
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:15,989
The fruit basket.
321
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,524
The fruit basket.
322
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,127
Yeah. Ok. Ok, yeah.
323
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,428
We loved
The fruit basket.
324
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,896
We didn't send
A fruit basket.
325
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,365
Damn! I knew it!
326
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,901
Sam, your heart
Wouldn't let you
327
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,203
Go to that place
With another woman.
328
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,504
I find that very sweet.
329
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,345
She won that one,
Didn't she?
330
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,048
Not necessarily--
Well--
I don't know--
331
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,161
Hey, everybody.
332
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,662
Coach:
Oh, hi, carla.
333
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,065
Isn't it a great day?
334
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,068
You know,
As I got up this morning
335
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:04,671
And I was feeding my 4--
Count 'em--4 kids,
336
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:09,276
I said to myself,
Carla, you are so lucky.
337
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:12,980
I mean, think of all those
Poor, miserable human beings
338
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,115
Who have 5 or more kids
339
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,450
Instead of just 4 like me.
340
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,953
Carla, you don't even
Miss this kid at all?
341
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,355
Are you kidding me?
I can't even remember
His name.
342
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,558
Anthony.
My baby!
343
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,963
The one time
I remember
Something.
344
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,999
Diane: carla...
345
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,566
Upsy-daisy.
346
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,235
If you
Felt this way,
347
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:39,239
Why on earth did you give
That child away?
348
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,509
Because I could never
Say no to that man.
349
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:46,713
You know, I never even
Wanted to go out with him
In the first place.
350
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,349
He won me over.
351
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,683
I didn't want
To go to bed with him.
352
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,086
He won me over.
353
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,323
I didn't want to marry him.
I didn't want to have 5 kids.
354
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,258
Our whole history
Is me saying no
355
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,293
And him winning me over.
356
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,095
You know, like
The other day in there.
357
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,597
He held my hand,
358
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:08,235
And he got real close to me,
359
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,638
And then he batted
Those eyelashes at me,
360
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:17,310
And he said,
"Carla, you know why
I want that kid?
361
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,280
"Because he
Is a part of you.
362
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:24,417
He's the only part
Of you I have."
363
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,553
Nick said that?
364
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,255
Look, let's not even discuss it.
365
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,490
It's over. The kid is his.
366
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,625
He's coming by today
To have me sign the papers.
367
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,061
Damn it, carla.
368
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,129
If you don't
Want to sign,
Don't sign.
369
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,297
I mean,
Stand up to the guy.
370
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,066
Well, of course
I'm gonna resist.
371
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,401
But all I have to do is be alone
With him for a second,
372
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,635
And I melt.
373
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,372
Then there's
One simple solution.
374
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,673
We shan't let you
Alone with him.
375
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,807
Right, everyone?
376
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,176
All: we shan't.
377
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,149
Nick: let's get this
Signed and over with.
378
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,589
Sam: carla,
Don't you have something
You want to tell nick?
379
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,058
Uh...
380
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,360
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
381
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,161
Yes, there is.
382
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,168
I am not
Signing that paper.
383
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,070
You can't have anthony.
384
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,305
I don't care
What you say.
385
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,107
I don't care
What the courts say.
386
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,441
I want my kid back!
387
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,042
Yes!
388
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,415
Nick, I thought you said
Carla didn't give a hoot
For the kids.
389
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,283
There's a new development.
390
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,821
I can't do this.
391
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,091
What can't you do?
What do you have to do?
392
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,560
I just realized
That carla and I
Are both women...
393
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,465
And I can't
Do this to her.
394
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,800
I can't be a party
To child-stealing.
395
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,770
What? Are you crazy?
The kid's as much mine as hers.
396
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,773
I'm sorry. I refuse.
397
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:57,210
I've got
To put my foot down
About something.
398
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,279
And when
I make up my mind,
399
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,315
That's
My final decision.
400
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,584
While you're
Thinking about it,
401
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,686
Why don't you and I
Go into sam's office
402
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,821
And have a private talk?
403
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,391
I don't think
That's going to work
This time, nick.
404
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,362
Please?
405
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,398
Well...Ok,
406
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,833
But it's a waste of time.
407
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,502
We'll be right back.
408
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,371
Loretta: nicky, you can
Keep talking and talking
409
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,339
Until you're
Blue in the face,
410
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,541
But it's not
Gonna change my mind.
411
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,210
You're not
Gonna sway me...
412
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,783
Carla, sign the paper.
413
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,419
What is this?
414
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,822
Boy, even a shot of vitamin
Sammy doesn't work that fast.
415
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:46,326
Carla, sign the paper.
416
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,194
No, I won't.
417
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,628
Sign it!
No!
418
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,797
Hang tough, carla.
419
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:57,837
Carla, how about you and I, we
Go into sam's office and...
420
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,239
Have a private talk?
421
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,907
Don't do it, carla!
422
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,409
Carla, stay out here with us.
423
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,216
No, I have to go in there with
Him.
424
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,724
I could break his spell.
425
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,600
[office door
Opens and closes] )
426
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,569
Ok!
427
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:33,540
Carla's in there
Facing the greatest
Crisis of her life.
428
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,842
I want everybody to be
Quiet for a moment,
429
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,710
Close your eyes,
430
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:42,215
And send her
Your most positive
Mental energy.
431
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,650
Coach:
That ought to do it.
432
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,218
I guess
It can't hurt.
433
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,253
Ok, now,
Come on, everyone.
434
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,654
This is important.
435
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,888
1...
436
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,324
2...3.
437
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,966
Sam: norman!
438
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,407
Nick: come on, carla.
Don't be so cold.
439
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,342
I'm a lonely guy.
440
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,744
You're not lonely.
You're disgusting.
441
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:15,014
Fine. Just
Hear me out on this.
442
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:20,420
Anthony is the product
Of our love.
443
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:21,521
None of that, either.
444
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,256
I've had enough
Of your sweet talk
445
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,457
To last me my whole life.
446
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,725
I just don't want to
Hear that stuff, nick.
447
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:26,693
All right.
448
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,730
Fine.
449
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,533
No more sweet talk.
450
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,268
No more touching.
451
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,469
Right.
452
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,737
How about I just...
453
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,276
Stop it, nick.
Don't give me the look.
454
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:46,045
No, not the look.
455
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,815
Call me
456
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,684
Irresponsible...
Oh, and the song!
457
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,354
)
Oh, the look
And the song!
458
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,855
Unreliable
459
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,590
Call me
460
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,296
I'll get the pen.
461
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:08,335
Wait a minute.
Do that again.
462
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,869
Can't get
Enough of it, huh?
463
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,515
Nothing.
464
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,452
Nothing?!
465
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,886
Zero.
466
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,636
You should have stopped
At your dumb look.
467
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,971
What are you
Talking about?!
468
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,806
I'm talking about this!
469
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:52,679
Wow. I'm impressed.
470
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,382
I didn't think
You had it in you.
471
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,451
This is the first time
You stood up to me.
472
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,787
You resisted my charms.
473
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,791
You win.
474
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,661
Hey, hey.
Wait a minute there.
Wait a minute.
475
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:11,431
I know better than that.
476
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,700
Your heart wasn't in it.
477
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,768
You know how much
That kid meant to me.
478
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,870
What are you talking about?
I did my best.
479
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:21,741
Maybe I don't
Have it anymore.
480
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,677
You have more of it now
Than you ever did.
481
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:25,845
You just
Went easy on me.
482
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,880
I busted a gut!
483
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:33,052
Nick, you went easy
On me, didn't you?
484
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:36,055
Maybe I did...
485
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,757
Maybe I didn't.
486
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,130
Well...
487
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,833
If you did...
488
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:47,400
Thanks.
489
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:50,803
And if
You didn't...
490
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:56,476
Take care.
491
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,850
Hey, everybody,
I got my kid back!
492
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,453
[cheering]
493
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,720
)))a)a' ht!
494
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,856
Come on, loret .
495
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,962
Congratulations,
Carla.
496
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:16,963
What's your secret?
497
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:17,964
She knows
When to shut up.
498
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:18,965
When?
499
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,833
Now!
Oh.
500
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:26,873
I hope today has been
A good lesson for you.
501
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,776
I hope it has somehow
Diffused the notion
502
00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,043
That you have
Some magic power
503
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,480
You can wield over women
504
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:36,148
To make them
Bend to your will.
505
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:39,886
Mr. Tortelli,
I find you
Beneath contempt.
506
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,022
You know,
Before you're so hard on me,
507
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,925
I'd like to tell you
Something about myself.
508
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,227
What?
509
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,963
Uh...It's confidential.
510
00:23:57,236 --> 00:24:00,907
What? I can't hear
What you're saying.
511
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,676
All I can feel
Is your warm,
512
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:06,212
That is to say
Your hot...
513
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:07,947
Breath on my...Oh!
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