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Cheers is filmed
Before a live studio audience.
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What can I say,
Eddie? I'm sorry.
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I just remembered
This isn't my night off
After all.
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We're gonna have to cut
This lovely evening short.
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Gee, I wish you
Would have said
Something sooner.
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Well, I mentioned it
Over dinner.
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You just didn't hear me
Over the oom-pah-pah band
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And the noise that
You make
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When you
Chew bratwurst.
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But, carla, I've been
Looking forward to this
Date for along time.
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These tickets
To the rv show
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Weren't easy to get.
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Please, eddie,
I'm torn up enough.
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Coach!
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What?
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Do you like rvs?
Mobile homes?
That kind of stuff?
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Well,
I don't know that
Much about them.
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Would you like
To learn?
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Well, I was
Meaning to.
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Coach, meet eddie.
Eddie, coach.
Hi, eddie.
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He's got an extra ticket
To the rv show
For tonight.
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How does that sound?
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Terrific.
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Well, go ahead.
I'll cover for you.
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Hot dog!
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Some luck,
Huh, eddie?
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Well, I guess I'm not
Gonna get a good-night kiss.
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You might,
If you're nice
To him.
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I can't wait to get there.
Eddie, do they actually
Let you walk
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Through those things?
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Yeah. But you got to
Take your shoes off.
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Oh, ok.
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Not now.
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Jerk.
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Yeah?
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For once,
It's not you.
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Mr. Fancy bottom
Over there
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Feels his martini
Isn't dry enough.
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Oh, well, you want me
To kill him for you, diane?
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That's too good
For him.
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Come on, lighten up here.
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This is a bar, you know.
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People come here
To have a good time.
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Yeah, and don't you
Just hate them
For it?
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What's wrong, honey?
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Having a bad day.
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Am I allowed to
Have a bad day?
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Sure,
You've given us plenty.
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Keep one for yourself.
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I hope you'll find that
To your satisfaction.
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We here at cheers aspire
To make every customer
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A happy customer.
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It's still not
Dry enough.
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Drink it!
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Excuse me,
Folks.
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She gets
A little upset still
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Ever since
I dumped her.
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Let me handle this
For you.
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Coach, make this
Gentleman the driest
Martini in town,
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Will ya?
On the house.
Right.
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Please, forgive her.
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She's a hot-headed
Little firebrand.
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Half my day is spent
Apologizing to nice
Customers like you.
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Carla,
I'm in no mood.
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Now, now, we're talking
About someone else, dear.
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One vodka rocks.
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Is there anything
I can do?
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No. This problem
Is strictly between
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Myself and frasier crane.
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Suffice it to say,
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He insists on
Making mountains
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Out of molehills.
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He wants you to wear
A padded bra?
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Go mate with a squid.
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Please forgive her again.
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She's spent time
In an institution recently.
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Good afternoon, everybody.
Hey, cliffie.
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Can you believe the way
Those sox are playing?
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Oh, boy, I miss those
Carefree halcyon days
When my only concern
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Was a group of lads
Playing baseball.
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Cliffie,
You got something
On your mind?
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The shocking truth is
Today I saw a fellow
Postal employee
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Remove a fragrance sample
From a magazine.
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So?
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So, sammy, that's in
Direct violation
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Of postal employee
Regulations.
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It's a smudge
On the honor
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Of every mail carrier
Who ever donned this uniform.
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So?
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So? Look, on one hand,
I don't want to
Be a snitch,
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But on the other,
I can't endorse anarchy.
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What should I do?
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Compromise.
Have a beer.
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There you go.
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Well, I see I should
Look elsewhere for help
On this, huh?
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Diane?
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I've got
A little problem here.
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Who doesn't?
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Valid.
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Valid.
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Well, I guess
My choice is clear.
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I must follow my conscience
And report this.
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Come on, man.
A fragrance sample?
Let it go.
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Let it go, sammy?
I let this go,
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And tomorrow, hitler
Is in the white house.
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I can do without that.
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Yeah, sure, it's only
A perfume sample.
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But if the other employees
See him
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Getting away with this,
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They're gonna start
Taking things.
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First, whole magazines
Go missing,
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Then social security checks.
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Before you know it,
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Grandma's fruitcake
Doesn't make it
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To little bobby,
Peggy, and sue.
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And their little hearts
Will be broken,
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Thinking grandma
Forgot them this year.
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What are those little green
Things in the fruitcake?
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They look like
They're parts of tires.
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Coach, think you're
Getting a little
Off the point here.
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You brought it up.
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Who is this menace
To society, anyway?
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Remember lewis, that fella
I brought in here before?
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Enormous black gentleman?
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That's the one.
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Whoa, cliff, cliff!
Come on.
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Hey, come on, I'd think twice
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Before crossing lewis.
It could be dangerous.
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I mean, he's not
The kind of guy
Who drinks tea
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With his pinky
Sticking out.
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Please, sam,
There are ladies present!
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I'm sorry, coach.
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Thank you.
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The bottom line is,
It'd be snitching,
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And I'd just like to
Think I'm a little
Above that.
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Absolutely.
There you go.
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Bawk!
Bawk bawk bawk!
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Bawk bawk!
Bawk bawk!
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What is that?
Carla, are you
Announcing the birth
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Of yet another child,
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Or are you implying
Something here?
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You'd rat
On a little guy.
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Well, I'm going to rat
On this guy, too.
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Don't let carla
Goad you into this.
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I have
A duty to fulfill.
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I'll speak my truth
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And take
The consequences.
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Yeah, supervisor,
Please.
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Hey, come on,
Cliff.
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I don't care
About the risk
I'm taking.
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The voice of
Clifford clavin
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Is gonna be heard
Loud and clear.
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[with swedish accent]
Hello?
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Hang onto
Your jockstrap.
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I have
A terrible thing
To report.
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Well, good night,
Everybody.
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Hey, cliff,
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Do you want to
Spend the night
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In my office?
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Sammy,
You still think
I'm afraid, don't you?
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[with swedish accent]
Jumpin' jiminy, no.
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Yeah, that swedish accent
Was just for the amusement
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Of the bar.
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I don't care if lewis
Finds out it was me.
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In fact,
If I ever see the guy again,
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I'll tell him it was me
And just clear the air.
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[screams like a girl]
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You're the man
I'm looking for.
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Oh-oh-ooh!
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I've been fired.
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I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
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Oh, god,
I'm terribly sorry.
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You're taking this
Worse that I am.
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I just want to find out
Who did it.
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Did what?
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Someone made an anonymous phone
Call to the supervisor
And squealed on me
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For taking a perfume sample
Out of a magazine.
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Oh! He fired you
For that?
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What kind of
A chicken outfit
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Do we work for?
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Hey, lewis,
You smell divine.
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What's that
You're wearing?
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Giorgio for men.
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Hey,
Who can blame you
For taking it?
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It's perfect
For you.
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Well, sorry
I can't help you out
There, lewis.
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Hey, you can.
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You know how
You're always
Sticking your nose
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In other people's
Business down
At the post office.
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Come on,
You're nosey!
That's me!
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I want to find out
And I want to find
Out tomorrow.
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Ok, you got it, pal.
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Be here at 7:00
And don't be late.
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Ok. Well.
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You just be here
At 7:00.
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I'll have
That information.
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I know you will.
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Yeah. Uh, lewis...
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Thanks for thinking of me.
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Oh! Tomorrow I die.
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Ohh...
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Come on, now.
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Oh, the guy is going to
Beat the living hell out of me.
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There's no use saying
I don't deserve it,
Though, huh?
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Nobody did.
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Thanks, carla.
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Coach, let's go home.
Yeah.
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Carla, can I play my
French language tapes
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On the way home, please?
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00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,903
No. I hear them
Every night,
And I'm sick of it.
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Besides, they're not
Doing any good.
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Oh, yes, they are.
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00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,276
Oh, yeah?
Say "How are you?"
In french.
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[with french accent]
How are you today
In french.
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I rest my case.
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[coach, with accent]
I rest my case.
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Knock it off.
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[coach, with accent]
Knock it off.
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[knock on door]
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Oh, frasier.
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Hi, sam.
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Hi, frasier.
Diane left about
15 minutes ago.
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Oh, darn. Well, I guess
I'll have to go to her house
To shoot the breeze.
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With diane,
It's more like
A monsoon.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Yes, her breeze
Is like a monsoon.
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Good night.
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Ahem.
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You want to come
In, have a beer?
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Well, I wouldn't
Want to impose.
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Ok. Good night.
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Ha ha ha!
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This is fun.
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I guess
I've got a little time
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00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:03,997
For some barroom chatter.
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00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,234
Might even do the old boy
Some good.
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00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,836
Maybe.
252
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,003
Well, I'll have
A tankard
253
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,240
Of your
Finest lager.
254
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,111
Well.
255
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,849
I understand the
Local boston red sox
Baseball franchise
256
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,283
Has a herculean
Task of it
257
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,853
To qualify
For the postseason
Tournament.
258
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,455
They really stink
This year.
259
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,991
Stink? Interesting theory.
260
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:36,396
While we're on the
Subject of boston
And the world
261
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,198
And all
Of its people,
262
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,201
I have this patient.
Let's call him--
263
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,237
Give him
Any old name--thor.
264
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,440
For the first time
In my career
As a psychiatrist,
265
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:51,111
I don't know
How to deal with
His problem.
266
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,113
But it occurs to me
That you might.
267
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:56,349
You want my opinion
On one of your patients?
268
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,018
Sam, believe it or
Not, psychiatrists
Do value input
269
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,719
From outside
Their profession.
270
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,722
I'd like the benefit
Of your experience.
271
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,892
You know women.
272
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:08,762
I mean,
Your sexual exploits
Could be thought of
273
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:12,032
As a majestic,
Panoramic mural.
274
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,468
And thor's?
275
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,704
A silly little doodle.
276
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,473
Well, yeah.
I mean, what the hell?
277
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,676
What's his, uh...
What's his problem?
278
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,946
Well...
279
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,447
Thor's girlfriend--
280
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,116
Let's call her...
281
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,051
Electra.
282
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,559
Cried out
Another man's name
283
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,728
During the act
Of love.
284
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,330
Oh, thor.
285
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,932
Ouch!
286
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,066
Precisely.
So, sam, tell me,
287
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,969
You've been with
A lot of women.
288
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:52,039
I mean, when you were
With one of them,
289
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,141
Did she ever call out
Another man's name?
290
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,343
Well, I don't think so,
291
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,111
But then, who listens?
292
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,684
Usually, I've got
The stereo turned up
293
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:08,021
And other things
On my mind.
294
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,991
Tell me, uh...
295
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:15,428
Whose name
Did electra call out?
296
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,464
An old boyfriend's.
297
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,598
Oh. Double ouch.
298
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,333
Yes.
299
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,768
And although
They've decided
300
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,603
That it means
Absolutely nothing,
301
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,105
Which it doesn't,
302
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,540
Thor doesn't seem
To be able to
Get over it.
303
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:31,578
So tell me, sam.
I mean, if thor
Came to you,
304
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,480
What would you
Tell him?
305
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,284
I'd tell him the truth--
That it happens
All the time.
306
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,485
Really, sam?
307
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,587
Yeah, really.
It happens to all guys.
308
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,755
As a matter of fact,
I think I just remembered
It's happened to me before.
309
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:43,957
Lots of times.
310
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,959
I think I turned
The stereo up
311
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,694
In the first place
Because of that.
312
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:48,695
Really?
313
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:52,765
Well,
Thank you, sam.
314
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,634
I'll pass that
Along to...
315
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,969
Thor.
316
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,605
Right. Right. Well,
It's getting late.
317
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,607
Thanks for
The cold one, sam.
318
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,741
You're welcome,
Frasier.
319
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:04,844
The beer, I mean,
Not diane. Ha ha!
320
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,749
You know,
Two sips of liquor,
321
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,584
And I'm a jackaninny.
322
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,197
Cliff, lewis
Will be here any
Minute.
323
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,133
Yeah, what's your plan?
324
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,368
Plan?
I have no plan.
325
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,371
Not unless honesty, sincerity,
And straightforwardness
326
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,805
Are a plan.
327
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,976
I meant
Your medical plan.
328
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,478
Your humor's falling
On deaf ears.
329
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,780
Oh, good. Then you
Won't miss them
330
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,150
When lewis rips them
Off your head.
331
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,420
Sam.
332
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,322
Oh, sam.
333
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,259
Barkeep.
334
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:56,896
Oh, I'm sorry, diane.
Do you...Want me?
335
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,635
Actually, I want
Two beck's.
336
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,173
Guess I didn't hear you
Calling out my name.
337
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,743
Is there something
Amusing you
338
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,745
That I don't
Know about?
339
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,182
No. Why do you ask?
340
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:18,585
Oh, that stupid look
On your face.
341
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:22,289
Hey, come on,
Do I need a reason
To look stupid?
342
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:26,526
You have the best
Reason of all.
343
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:30,330
Ok, clavin,
You know why I'm here.
344
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,332
Who is it?
345
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,601
Lewis, I've written
A man's name
346
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,138
On a piece of paper
In this envelope.
Well, good.
347
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,140
But before
You look at it, lewis,
348
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,442
Let me tell you
A little something
About him.
349
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:46,013
What is this,
The dating game?
350
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,948
Lewis,
The man whose name
Is in this envelope
351
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,950
Bears no animosity
Towards you
352
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,552
Or any living thing.
353
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,988
He's a man who loves
His country, and
What he did
354
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,756
Was out of
A sense of duty
355
00:15:56,756 --> 00:16:00,327
Towards america, god,
And all that we cherish.
356
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,029
One other thing,
Lewis.
357
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,031
The man who did this
358
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,698
Is terribly,
Terribly sorry.
359
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,500
Please forgive him.
360
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,543
Well, uh...
361
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,045
Ok.
362
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,846
I've got another job,
Anyway.
363
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:23,350
Besides,
If I were to see that name,
I'd get so angry,
364
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,785
I might do
Something stupid.
365
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,355
Aw, go on, open it.
366
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,357
Lewis, I can't
Tell you how
Proud I am
367
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,359
To see how you
Overcame
368
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,028
Your need
For vengeance.
369
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,366
Hey, and tell that fellow
370
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:43,103
He's real lucky
He's still in one piece.
371
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:46,073
He knows it, lewis.
372
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,675
You'd better.
373
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,381
Ooh...
374
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,717
Hey, cliffie.
375
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,387
Cliffie, you really
Showed me something
There.
376
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,789
That was more than
Just stupidity.
377
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:06,893
I think
There was a trace
Of bravery in there.
378
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,561
Way to go,
Cliff.
379
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,529
Thanks, guys.
380
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,632
All right.
Who's juan torrez?
381
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,604
Hey, there must be
Some mistake there.
382
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,907
No, no mistake. There's
A map to his house here.
383
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:24,111
All right, look, I
Knew he wasn't gonna
Look in the thing.
384
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,413
Besides,
He knows it was me,
385
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,382
So what's
The big deal?
386
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,154
Lewis would never hit him.
387
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:37,824
Juan's in a body cast.
Fell out a window
A couple weeks ago.
388
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,130
What?
389
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,631
What what?
390
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,266
Don't be coy.
391
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:49,936
It doesn't go with
A sloping forehead.
392
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,639
Did I tell you your boyfriend
Stopped by the other night.
393
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,441
What's his name?
394
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,209
You know very well
It's frasier.
395
00:17:56,209 --> 00:18:00,247
Frasier, right. Damn it, boy,
That's an easy name
To forget.
396
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,451
How you two doing,
Anyway, huh?
397
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,654
Fine.
Is there something
On your mind?
398
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,156
No. Why do you ask?
399
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:12,659
When there's a spot
On an empty canvas,
400
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,427
It tends to stand out.
401
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:19,599
No, no. Listen, if I had
Something to say,
402
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,067
I'd say it.
403
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,736
I'd even yell it out.
404
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,372
Passionately.
405
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,480
What exactly did you
And frasier talk about?
406
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,482
Oh, come on, diane,
Let's drop this
Whole thing.
407
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,450
I mean,
It's going nowhere.
408
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,487
I know we both have much
More important work
To get back to.
409
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,223
I know I'm running
A little behind.
410
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,493
I hate it
When you're smug,
411
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,861
It means you think
You have something on me.
412
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,096
I emphasize think.
413
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,498
Oh, I'm not
Thinking here,
Diane.
414
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:55,268
No, but this is
As close as you get.
415
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,505
Come on, why don't you
Stop this silly
Little game
416
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:02,141
And admit you're
Still crazy about me.
417
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,513
You're the one
Who always brings it up.
418
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,515
If anybody's crazy
About anybody,
419
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,983
You're crazy about me.
420
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,652
Oh, yeah? I'm not
Saying "Sam"
421
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,755
When I'm in bed
With frasier.
422
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,940
I'll kill him!
423
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,575
I'll kill you.
424
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,644
And then I'll kill myself.
425
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,546
Oh, now, come on,
You're overreacting.
426
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:42,249
I mean,
There's no need
To kill me.
427
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,319
Hello.
428
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,321
Hello, your buttocks!
Get in here!
429
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,657
Diane,
You seem agitated.
430
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:54,294
I don't know
Which of you
I hate the most!
431
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,662
Hey, that's not bad,
Frasier.
432
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,464
Only two months,
And you're tied
With me.
433
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,666
How could you tell him?
434
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,401
Why did you tell him?
435
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,803
I didn't tell him.
He must've deduced it.
436
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,239
Oh, please!
437
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,142
Hey, come on,
I'm good
At deducement.
438
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:13,580
How could you betray
My confidence?
439
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,348
You didn't say,
"No telling."
440
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,949
Oh, I see, I see.
441
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,085
Obviously I made
A mistake of treating
You as an adult.
442
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:22,755
Why would you
Tell him anything
To begin with?
443
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,657
I was hoping
For some insight.
444
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,793
Insight?
445
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:30,162
From a man whose idea
Of intellectual stimulation
446
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,832
Is to count along
With big bird?
447
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,139
Do you know that
In his arrogance,
448
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,541
He thought that when
I called out "Sam"
449
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,310
I was referring to him.
450
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,578
And you weren't?
451
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,546
No!
452
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:49,248
It was
A different sam entirely.
453
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,750
It was...
454
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,952
Sam goldwyn.
455
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,756
His movies always gave me
Great pleasure.
456
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,560
Diane. Sam.
457
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,396
Please, let's not
Go on this way.
458
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,365
I mean, now that this thing
Is out in the open,
459
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,033
Let's at least
Face it honestly
460
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,267
And admit the truth.
461
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,802
What are you
Talking about?
462
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,271
That there's still a spark
Between you two.
463
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,074
I think it's best
That I just step aside
464
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,811
And allow it to either ignite
Or extinguish itself.
465
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,012
Frasier!
466
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,248
Look into my eyes.
467
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,717
You are the man
In my life.
468
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,786
There is
No longer anything
469
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,287
Between sam and I.
470
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,422
You'll see
The same thing
471
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,558
When you look
Into his eyes.
472
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:44,371
Uh, can't I just
Tell him?
473
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,573
Do it, sam.
474
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,613
Frasier, there's nothing
Going on between us.
475
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,548
I mean, it's all over
Between me and diane.
476
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,986
I believe you.
477
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,521
Oh, frasier, thank god.
478
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:04,123
How could you have
Doubted me
479
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,525
For a moment?
480
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,093
I don't know.
481
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,462
I haven't
Been myself
These last few days.
482
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,598
What do you say
We take a weekend off
483
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:14,066
And go someplace
Together?
484
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,135
Yes, let's.
485
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:17,804
Well, I'd better go.
486
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:21,007
I'm late for my
Marital relations group.
And thanks.
487
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:24,176
Look, I'd like to apologize
To both of you for
Flying off the handle.
488
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,478
It just goes to show you
489
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:29,482
That even psychiatrists
Get the blues.
490
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,518
Diane.
See you later.
491
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,752
Oh, and, sam...
492
00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:33,920
Yeah?
493
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,221
Go, red sox.
494
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:36,789
Rah.
495
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:44,564
What actors we are, sam.
Huh
496
00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:47,500
I'm amazed
We could pull that off.
497
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,469
Pull what off?
498
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:53,806
Fooling a man
So versed in human behavior.
499
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:59,946
There is a spark,
Isn't there, sam?
500
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,015
Well, uh...
501
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,917
Gee.
502
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:08,855
I don't think it would
Take much encouragement
503
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:12,492
To turn it into
An inferno.
504
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,427
Oh, uh...
505
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:15,828
Yeah.
506
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,830
Yeah, maybe
You're right.
507
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,433
Sam, let's stop
Stopping ourselves.
508
00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:23,770
Let's let it happen.
509
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,037
Happen.
510
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:26,573
Happen, yeah.
511
00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:33,513
Oh, diane!
512
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,181
Frasier!
513
00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:41,521
Oops!
514
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,294
Oh, yeah?
515
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,096
Well, ha ha!
516
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:53,232
Aaahh!
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