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Coach: that's it,
Folks. Let's
Lock up, please.
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Hey, carla,
Can I give you a lift?
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I doubt it.
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No, really.
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Why don't you
Let me give you
A ride home?
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A ride home?
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I know what
A ride home means.
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What?
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We'll get out
In front of my place,
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And you'll say,
"Boy, I could sure go
For a cup of coffee now."
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Out of the goodness
Of my heart,
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I'll invite you in
For a cup of jo.
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We'll talk for a while.
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It'll get later, quieter.
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You'll ask me
If my radio works.
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I'll say, "Yeah."
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You'll put on
A soft music station.
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A song will come on
We both like.
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We'll start dancing
A little bit around
The kitchen floor.
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As we're dancing,
You'll take a chance.
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You'll give me
A little kiss right here.
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Carla, I'm not
That kind of guy.
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Shut up and listen.
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You give me a little
Kiss me right here,
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Then you give me
A little nibble
On the ear.
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Which ear?
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Your choice.
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I respond reluctantly,
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Which really
Makes you crazy.
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything you got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away *
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* sometimes you wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Hi. My name's
Ernie pantuso.
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I'm supposed to tell you
What happened last week
On cheers.
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I'm good at explaining things
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Because I used to be
A baseball coach.
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Here, let me illustrate.
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Now, you may remember me
From my playing days
In the minors.
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I still hold
The league record
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For the most times
Hit by a pitch.
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That's as good as a hit.
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Anyway...Where was I?
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Oh, last week on cheers,
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This fella, semenko,
Came into the bar.
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He's a very famous artist.
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While he was here, this
Semenko fella saw diane
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And he got an idea.
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He decided
To paint her picture.
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He thought there was
Something special
About her puss.
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Diane loved the idea
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Because she'd heard
Of this fella
And thought he was good.
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And as you all know,
Diane's very smart.
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Well, the trouble is,
When sam met this artist,
Semenko,
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He hated him.
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He told him he couldn't
Paint diane's picture,
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And he told him to get out
Of the place.
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Semenko started to go,
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And sam left the room.
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Diane pretended
To go along,
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But then diane
Went behind sam's back.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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This is starting to look
Like a diagram
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For our old
Double steal.
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As soon as the pitcher
Goes into his windup,
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The runner on first
Breaks for second,
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And the runner on second
Breaks for third.
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Or if second and third
Are occupied,
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The runner on second
Breaks for third
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And the man on third
Goes home.
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The batter hits the ball
To the opposite field,
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Which means the field
Plays to home plate.
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Now, wait a minute.
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I'm sorry. This isn't
The double steal at all.
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These are directions
To my daughter's house.
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No, I'm wrong again.
She moved. Or did she?
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Anyway, diane was going
Behind sam's back.
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Wait. I really
Want you to paint me.
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What about
That malignant growth
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You call a boyfriend?
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Once he sees
The finished work,
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He'll forgive me.
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He'll forgive you.
He'll forgive
Everything.
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He'll hate it,
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And he'll hate you
For doing it.
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So you won't do it?
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I'll do it for free.
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Listen, I don't know about you,
But I'm worried.
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I can't remember
Where my daughter lives.
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Oh, well, you're up to date.
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Let me see.
It's somewhere in new england,
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Something something lane
Or drive...
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Ok, listen up,
Everybody, will you?
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The picnic is off.
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Why is that, coach?
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Lack of interest...
I'm just calling it quits.
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Sorry we spoiled
Your picnic, coach.
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My picnic?
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You think I was
Doing this all for me?
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Do you think I like
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Sitting out there
In the dust and the dirt
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And fighting the ants
For a chicken leg?
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I can do that at home.
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But, listen,
Forget everything.
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Just forget the picnic.
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Forget my sweat
And all my work.
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Forget me.
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Aw, what the heck.
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I'm going
To coach's picnic.
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Stick my name up there
Too, will you, sharkey?
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The "Pathetic old man" bit,
Carla--works like a charm.
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
Norm!
Norm!
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What's up, normie?
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The temperature
Under my collar,
Coach.
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Oh, what's the matter
There, big guy?
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That damn hungry heifer
Restaurant again.
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The place is the pits.
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Wait. You went back?
I thought you hated it
There.
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I got lured back
By their surf-and-turf
Special.
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Oh, yeah. What's that,
Lobster and steak, huh?
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Tuna fish sandwich
With beef gravy.
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Well, diane is late
Again today.
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You know something?
She's been late
Every day this week.
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Ever since sammy
Threw that guy
Semenko
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Out of the bar.
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Well, I could have told
Sammy a lot about that guy.
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He's a real head case.
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And, like all artists
Worthy of the name,
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The man is a homosexual.
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Come on, cliff.
You think that everybody
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Who's the slightest
Bit different is gay.
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Oh, hey, no.
I'm giving you
The benefit of the doubt.
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All right.
You think that all
Artists are gay.
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Absolutely. I mean,
If you don't believe me,
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I can bring down
This coffee table book
I got at home.
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Nude male statuary.
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And you tell me
After you look
At those pictures
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If the guys who chiseled
Those lads aren't a little
Light in the loafers.
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Phillip...
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That's wonderful.
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Really, it is.
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Damn it!
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I've run out of talent.
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Phillip...
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I'm worthless.
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I'm a dog.
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Stick a knife
Between my shoulder blades.
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Phillip, please.
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You do this every day.
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Today, it's different.
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I've really lost it.
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Is there anything
I can do?
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There is one thing.
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Well, anything. What?
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Let's go to bed.
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You want to...
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Make love?
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No. I always
Take a nap
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With a blond
In the afternoon.
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Phillip, I don't know
What to say.
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I thought we had
A professional relationship.
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Ok. Afterwards,
You can pay me.
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I make love
To everything I paint.
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Your most famous
Painting
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Is of the harvard/yale
Football game.
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Yes. I spent
Three months in jail.
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College types
Don't understand me.
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I do, however, still get
A few christmas cards.
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Phillip...
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You're a very
Talented man.
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If we had met
At a different time,
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In a different place--
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Wait a minute.
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The problem is not
My talent. It's you.
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You've lost your agony.
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You've lost that
Sense of anguish
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That drew me to you.
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I'm dreadfully sorry.
What should
I do to get unhappy?
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Why don't you go see
What bullwinkle's doing?
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Don't call him that.
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Who?
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I know to whom
You are referring.
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You're always making
Remarks about him.
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I don't like that.
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You don't know him.
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I know him.
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I know him
Better than you do.
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What a prize!
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Phillip, stop.
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I admit, sam and I are
Very different people.
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Sometimes, that's good.
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Sometimes
It's not so good.
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Sometimes
He makes me cry.
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Sometimes he hurts me
And seems to like it.
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That's it.
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It's back.
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The torment is back,
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And with it,
My brilliance.
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I'll put
Some coffee on.
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Never mind. I'm done.
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What?
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Oh, phillip...
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I love it.
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So will sam.
He will.
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Ha!
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Ok, I got it.
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My problems are solved.
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An exploding pizza
For diane?
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No. That's good, but no.
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Remember how she was
So disappointed
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That I wouldn't let
That smirnoff guy paint her?
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She keeps insisting
He's a great artist.
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We all know
What that means, right?
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Well, I finally got something
To cheer her up here.
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I had somebody do
A great painting of her
From those photographs
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That weren't good enough
For laughing boy.
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Where did you get it, sam?
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I saw an ad
In tv guide--
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You know, the one with
The cover story
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About the 10 cutest
Sitcom kids.
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Oh, yeah.
Interesting reading.
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Well, this guy takes
An ordinary photograph,
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And he turns it
Into a work of art.
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Are you ready for this?
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Yeah.
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Good one, sammy.
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Even I think
That's tacky!
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Real jerky, huh?
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I knew that.
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Don't you worry
About me.
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I knew that.
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A real work of art
There, sam.
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This is great, actually.
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I was afraid
She might think
I was serious,
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But I see now
That the humor of this
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Isn't wasted
On anybody.
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Diane:
It's of one
The most powerful
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Visual statements
Of melancholy
I've ever seen,
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And sam will appreciate
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That it's atrabilious,
Yet not a bit lugubrious.
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If you think sam's going
To love this painting,
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You're crazier than
I'm accused of being.
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Go ahead
And show it to him.
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Good-bye.
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00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,898
You're not
Coming to the bar
257
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,966
To show it to...Everyone?
258
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:18,005
No, but say hi to all
The gang for me.
259
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,907
Besides, I think
You should be alone
260
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,843
With mortimer tomorrow.
261
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,644
Don't call him that,
262
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,580
And why should I
Be alone with him?
263
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,018
Because
It's the last time
You'll ever see him.
264
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,839
Hi, carla.
Sorry I'm late.
265
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,641
Yeah, yeah.
266
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,043
What's that?
267
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:59,146
The large package
Is a portrait of me.
268
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,681
It's that weirdo artist
That sam threw
Out of here, right?
269
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:04,617
I knew what
You've been doing
All this week.
270
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,153
You figured it out?
271
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,822
Of course.
It's all so obvious.
272
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,558
Carla, I've been late
A lot this week.
273
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:15,829
You've had to do a lot
Of extra work. Here.
274
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:16,964
What is it?
275
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,299
It's a gift.
276
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,269
My way of saying you did
Something nice for me,
277
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,471
And I thank you.
278
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,882
Hey! That's beautiful!
279
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:35,949
I thought
You could wear it
280
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:36,950
With your purple outfit.
281
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:40,287
Yeah! Yeah,
I probably can!
282
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,255
Carla...
283
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,958
It's polite
To express gratitude
284
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,427
When one is
Given a gift.
285
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,529
Yeah, right.
286
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:08,548
Damn! I loved
That thing, too.
287
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,782
Carla, keep it.
288
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,551
Oh, good!
289
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:14,955
Where's sam?
290
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,356
In the back.
291
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,959
Carla, why don't you
Take the day off?
292
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,394
I'll cover.
I owe it to you.
293
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,629
Go join the picnic.
294
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:26,566
Uh-uh. Ok. I know
What you're doing here.
295
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,168
I see what you're up to.
296
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,738
You're doing all this
Just to get me to say
297
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,441
That thing that
People say
298
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:37,044
When other people
Do favors for them.
299
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,011
You don't have to
Say it.
300
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,312
Go ahead and go.
301
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,548
I don't?
Well, thank you!
302
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,384
Aah! Ohh!
Ohh! Yuck!
303
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,454
Oh, I have to
Punish my tongue!
304
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,091
Aaagh!
305
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,265
Hey, babe, what's up?
306
00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,933
This.
307
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,701
What's that?
308
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,104
It's a painting of me.
309
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,175
It was that semenko guy,
Wasn't it?
310
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,143
You went behind my back.
311
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,811
I told you
I didn't want you
To do this.
312
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,647
You knew exactly how I
Felt, and yet you went
Ahead and did it.
313
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:18,451
Sam, let's not talk
Until after you look at it.
314
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,020
I don't want to
Look at it.
315
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,854
I want
An explanation here.
316
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,857
This is my explanation!
317
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,059
Fine, fine, fine.
318
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,894
I'll look
At the damn thing.
319
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,163
No, I don't want you
To look at it in that
Frame of mind.
320
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,764
Well, tough.
Tough!
321
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,567
No, you're upset,
And I don't want you
To look at it
322
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,270
Until your mind is open.
323
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,573
It's filled with animosity
To phillip and me.
324
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,641
It is not.
325
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,710
My mind is
Completely empty,
All right?
326
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:47,247
No! I'm not going to
Have you look at this
Until you calm down.
327
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,982
You're crazy,
You know that?
328
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,918
First, you bring in this
And tell me that you
Want me to look at it,
329
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,653
And now you won't
Let me look at it.
330
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,188
You can look at it.
331
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:59,259
I just have to see some
Evidence of calmness.
332
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,494
I'm calm, diane.
333
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,829
No, you're not.
334
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,498
I am calm.
335
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,799
No, you're not.
336
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,301
I'm calm.
337
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:12,439
If I were
Any more calm,
I would be dead.
338
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:16,909
Your knuckles are white,
And your jaw muscles
Are quivering.
339
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,546
I get that way
When I'm about
To look at art.
340
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,548
Now come on.
341
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,318
We'll do this later.
342
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,188
Fine. Fine, fine,
Fine, fine, fine.
343
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,624
I don't want anything
To distract you
344
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,626
From your enjoyment
Of this painting.
345
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,163
When you see it,
You'll understand
346
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:39,032
And forgive.
347
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,401
What happens
If I hate it?
348
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,303
I know you're going
To love it,
349
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,737
Because in the last
Six months,
350
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:49,442
You've come so far
And made
So much progress.
351
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,279
You know, you sound
Like you're talking
About a chimp.
352
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,713
I just push
The right buttons
353
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,183
And out pops a banana.
354
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:59,219
That's a ludicrous
Comparison.
355
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,220
There isn't
A chimp alive
356
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,456
Who could
Keep up with you.
357
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,624
You know,
You always do this.
358
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,592
I really hate it.
359
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,160
You think you have
To tell poor sam
360
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,962
What he should like,
What he shouldn't like,
361
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,299
How he should walk,
How he should talk,
362
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,934
What fork he should use
With his soup and salad.
363
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,035
I know. I know!
364
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,604
You don't use a fork
With soup!
365
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,140
I just said you use
A fork with soup.
It was a mistake.
366
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,308
Please do not say,
367
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,809
"You don't use a fork
With soup."
368
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,577
If you do nothing else
For me the rest
Of your life,
369
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,578
Do not say,
370
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,781
"You don't use a fork
With soup."
371
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,551
My god, sam.
372
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,187
I've made you
A babbling idiot.
373
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,755
Who are you calling
A babbling idiot, huh?
374
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:36,923
Don't get upset.
375
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,192
I'm actually
Criticizing myself.
376
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,527
You just called me
A babbling idiot,
377
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,396
And you're
Criticizing yourself?
378
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,133
Do me a favor.
Let me criticize me
For a while, huh?
379
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,368
You're sickening.
380
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,674
I should have known.
381
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:58,311
I tried to convince
Myself that you--
That I'm--
382
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,513
That we're--
383
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:05,952
This relationship
Has always been
384
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,054
A contest of wills.
385
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,257
I give up.
386
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,059
All my rage is gone.
387
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:16,129
Maybe everything is gone.
388
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,530
Wait. Ah, I see what
You're doing here.
389
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,368
You don't want to fight
Because I'm winning.
390
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:24,137
I hammered you pretty
Good on this one, huh?
391
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,405
Actually, I've won
A lot of these babies.
392
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:28,040
I just never
Mentioned it before.
393
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,909
Yeah. Come on.
394
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:33,079
I'm leaving. I find this
Very tiresome all
Of a sudden.
395
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,514
Oh, no, no. You're
Not leaving yet,
396
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,817
Not until we've
Had a brouhaha.
397
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,453
Brou on your own haha.
398
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,122
I tell you, I'm through.
399
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,924
I'm empty.
400
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:45,992
Oh, yeah?
401
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:46,959
The only thing
Empty about you
402
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,129
Is your head.
Ha! Huh?
403
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,531
You go out
That door now,
404
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,301
I'm gonna be
Crawling with
Chicks by sundown.
405
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,471
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm not through yet.
406
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,407
Watch this. I'm
Gonna do it, too.
407
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,875
I really am
Going to do this.
408
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,912
All right. All right.
409
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,915
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm saving
My best for last here.
410
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,217
Are you ready
For my best?
411
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,752
Ok, this is
My best shot right here.
412
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,193
Oh, my god.
413
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,495
Childish?
414
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:27,267
It's degrading to me,
To you,
415
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,502
To the human race!
416
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,275
This doesn't bother me
At all, sam.
417
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,810
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
418
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,979
Got you. Got you.
419
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,180
I win, again.
420
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,283
I want you
To know something.
421
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,417
Ever since
We've known each other,
422
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,852
I've said to myself,
423
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:49,689
"One day, we are going to
Get down to the real you."
424
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,625
Well, we did it.
425
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,294
Do you know what
The difference is
426
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,029
Between you
And a fat, braying ass?
427
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,398
Nope.
428
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,301
The fat,
Braying ass would.
429
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,739
Speaking of fat,
Braying asses,
430
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,276
You're about to get
Dumped on yours.
431
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,945
How dare you slap me?
432
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,318
Don't you ever
Hit me again!
433
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,952
Like hell.
434
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:25,992
You always think
435
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,159
You got to get
The last one in.
436
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,895
All right. Come on.
437
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,030
Ow! Ow!
438
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,832
Come on.
439
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,434
Please, come on.
Let go.
All right?
440
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,936
You first.
All right.
All right.
441
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,906
On the count of 3.
442
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,541
1...
443
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,809
2...
444
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,844
3...Now.
445
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,148
You're not
Letting go!
446
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,483
You're
Squeezing harder!
447
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,819
That's because
You're not letting go.
448
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,021
I'm not letting go
Because you're
Squeezing harder.
449
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,456
Ow! Ow!
450
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,791
Come on! Come on!
451
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,393
This is it.
452
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:03,996
We have sunk as low...
453
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:07,800
As human beings
Can sink!
454
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,870
There's no
Degradation left.
455
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:13,573
Ah.
456
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,941
Ooh.
457
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,377
Heh.
458
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,078
Are you ok?
459
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:22,415
Do I look ok?
460
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:25,852
Actually, you look
A little like rudolph.
461
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:30,857
Come to me, my sweet
Little reindeer.
462
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:33,860
Your big old stag's
In town.
463
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:34,661
Don't touch me.
464
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:35,862
Oh, come on.
Come on.
465
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:36,863
You hit me!
466
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,765
Well, not hard.
467
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,168
What does that mean,
"Not hard"?
468
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:45,505
It means not as hard
As I wanted to.
469
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,839
I'm leaving.
470
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,708
No. Wait, wait.
You're not leaving yet,
471
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,176
Not until I say
One more thing.
472
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:53,112
Oh, what?
473
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,014
Get the hell
Out of here.
474
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:06,325
You are about to cross
A very dangerous line.
475
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,961
You heard me.
I want you out.
476
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,197
If this is coming
Out of the heat
Of the moment,
477
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,866
It is a very bad mistake,
478
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:17,003
One which you will never
Be able to correct.
479
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,071
Out.
480
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,139
Because if I go,
481
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:24,176
I am never, ever
Coming back.
482
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,312
Can I get that
In writing?
483
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:27,914
Oh, damn.
I only got pencils.
484
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,516
I'd sure like
To get this in ink.
485
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,350
Don't joke, sam!
486
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,653
I mean it!
487
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,354
And I want you
To understand,
488
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,458
If you don't stop me now,
489
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:41,661
This is the last time
You'll ever see me.
490
00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:00,580
Fine.
491
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:04,884
Hey...
492
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,486
Diane.
493
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,824
This is it, huh?
494
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,867
This is it.
495
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,472
Good-bye.
496
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:27,507
Good-bye.
497
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,001
Wow.
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