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Cheers is filmed
Before a live studio audience.
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Oh, no. Here
Comes another order.
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I need 2 martinis...
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One straight up,
One over.
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Gin or...
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Vodka?
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Gin.
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Beefeaters.
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Anything else?
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Yes.
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There's
Something else.
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Something I need...
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Desperately.
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A molson golden ale.
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Sam, you added this wrong.
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Coach...
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[sigh]
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We were gonna kiss.
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We were?
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You mind if I
Do these first, sam?
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* making the way
In the world today *
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* takes everything you've got *
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* taking a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away *
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* sometimes
You want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you want to be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you want to be *
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* where everybody knows
Your name *
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* you want to go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you want to go where everybody
Knows your name *
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[wham wham]
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[wham wham]
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[wham wham]
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[wham wham]
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It won't budge.
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[sigh]
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I think I'm gonna be pregnant
For the rest of my life,
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Just like it said
In the yearbook.
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Stubborn little bugger,
Isn't he?
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You know, sammy,
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I think he's found out
About his brothers
And sisters
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And decided to stay inside,
Where it's safe.
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Carla, you know
There's a theory
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That late-born babies
Are more intelligent.
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For example,
I was born late.
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Hey, so was I.
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Well, it was just
A theory.
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Carla,
How did it happen
The last time?
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Benny hill did it.
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Benny hill?
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Well, I was
Watchin' him on tv,
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And I was laughin' so hard,
I went into labor.
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Yeah. I heard
That could happen.
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Well, if laughter's
What you need,
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I have a face that
Makes people laugh.
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Yeah, but you got
A nice personality, diane.
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No. I'm going to
Make a funny face.
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Hmm...
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I don't think
It's gonna help,
But go ahead.
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Very funny.
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Hey, sammy,
Let me have 2 gansetts
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For the lovely couple
At the back bar, please.
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Hey, have you
Got yourself
Covered yet, kiddo?
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Oh, yeah. It's all set.
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My sister's gonna
Fill in for me while
I'm out with the baby.
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Great.
Thank you.
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Which sister
Is this? No-neck?
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No.
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No, no, not no-neck.
Another one.
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You have a sister
Named no-neck?
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It's her nickname.
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Everyone in my family
Has one.
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Just out of
Curiosity, carla,
What's your nickname?
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Muffin.
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You're kidding?
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What's wrong with muffin?
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Nothing.
It's just the most
Incredible coincidence.
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You and I
Have the same nickname.
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No!
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Daddy always
Called me his muffin
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Because I
Was so sweet and toasty.
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Well, I'm called muffin
Because my brothers once
Stuffed yeast in my ears
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And tried to
Bake my face.
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Should I ask
What this sister's called,
Or am I gonna regret it?
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Oh, no, sammy,
Annette is different
Than the rest of us.
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She's always
Been the good one.
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Well, every family
Has its white sheep.
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You and your sister close?
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No, no. We never
Spent much time together.
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I only see her
When I go home
For family occasions:
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Weddings, holidays,
Stays of execution.
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Anyway, the thing
About annette
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Is she's real shy,
Kind of a wallflower.
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She doesn't have
Very many friends.
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We'll take care of her.
When are we gonna meet her?
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Soon. I've been in labor
For the last 4 minutes.
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It was my funny face,
Wasn't it?
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Carla, why didn't
You say so?
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I was trying to hold out
Until my customers left.
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It was my last shot
At a pity tip.
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Hey, hey,
Mail it to me.
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I'll be at
St. Eligius hospital--
Carla tortelli.
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Enjoy your drinks
While I'm under the knife.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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I'm carla's sister
Annette lozupone.
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Whoa, what
An interesting name.
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How do you
Pronounce it?
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Lozupone.
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Gee, just
Like it sounds.
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Hi, annette.
I'm sam.
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Hi.
We've been
Waiting for you.
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I see that you
Already met coach.
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He must be
A good worker.
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Let me introduce you
Around here.
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That's cliff.
Annette.
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That's norm.
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This is
Diane chambers.
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Annette.
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Diane.
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Well, you must hear
About me from carla
All the time, huh?
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No.
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She never mentioned
Another waitress here?
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Oh, yes. I've heard her
Talk about fish-face.
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She quit.
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Nice kid,
That annette, huh?
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Yeah, she is, coach.
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Yeah. She's cute,
Too, huh?
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Cute, huh?
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[kiss kiss kiss]
Cute.
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You like her,
There, cliffo?
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I don't know.
I just said she was cute.
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Are you gonna
Ask her out, huh?
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Ah!
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Come on, cliff.
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You haven't
Had a date in months.
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There's a simple
Explanation for that
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That you riffraffs
Probably wouldn't
Understand.
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I have impossibly
High standards
For a woman.
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Yeah. She has to
Like you, right?
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Excuse me, cliff.
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Get you a pad,
And we'll get
A tray on the other side.
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Here's a pencil,
Honey.
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Ok, coach,
Thanks.
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You know, you'd be
Doing her a favor
If you asked her out.
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She'd, you know,
Feel more comfortable.
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Yeah? Well, I don't know.
Maybe, eh...
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Maybe on the way out.
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Gotta go.
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Go? Oh...So soon.
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Cliffy,
The night's young,
And it's your round.
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Oh, hey, sorry.
I got a big day
Tomorrow.
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They've asked me to
Test-drive a new postal
Vehicle on my route.
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How come they asked you?
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Well, I've got
The best safety record
In the branch, coach,
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Never even
Been near an accident.
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Not since you were born.
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[whistles]
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Was that,
Uh...Comment
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Addressed
To me, paul?
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Oh, no, cliff.
It's, uh...
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If it were addressed
To anybody,
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It'd probably get lost
In the mail.
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If I wasn't
Wearing this uniform,
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I'd ask you
To step outside.
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If you weren't
Wearing that uniform,
We'd all step outside.
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[whispering]
Cliff...
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Annette.
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Uh, excuse me.
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I just had
A sudden thought here.
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Uh...If you're
Not doin' anything,
If you have the time,
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Maybe we could
Go out some time
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And do something
Together if you want.
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Really?
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That sounds nice.
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Oh, uh...
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Yeah, well, uh...
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I better warn you,
Though, uh...
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I'm goin' on
A special assignment
For the department.
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Oh.
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I've got no right to
Ask you to wait for me.
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Well, here's
My phone number
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In case you make it.
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Great. Well,
Auf wiedersehen.
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Bye.
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So, what do you think?
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How's the new girl
Doing?
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Oh, very well.
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That date with cliff
Is the second one
She's made
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Since she's been here.
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Really?
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Well. Well,
That's--that's good.
That's good.
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She's breaking out
Of her shell.
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Sam, it's cheers.
It's a romantic bar.
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As many people
Fall in love here
As get sick.
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So what do you say?
Uh, maybe 1 a.M.?
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That would be fine.
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Sam.
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She's not what carla
Thinks she is.
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Yes, she is.
She's just...
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She's naive.
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Sam, I am an excellent
Judge of character,
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And I say she's loose.
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Just stop. Stop.
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She's not loose.
All right,
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I'll talk to her.
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I'll keep her
From getting
Into trouble here.
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Annette, can I
Talk to you there
In my office?
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By the way,
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I think you
Would do a lot better
For yourself
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If you'd stop meddling
In other people's
Sex lives
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And started
Concentrating on mine.
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Well, that's great.
That's great.
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That'll keep me till
The end of a minute.
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Ah.
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Did I do
Something wrong?
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Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
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I just want to have
A little talk with you.
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You see, I know
That you haven't
Worked in bars before,
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And I just
Wanted to explain
How men behaved in bars.
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They, uh...
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Well, they--
They have a few drinks,
Get a little high,
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And then they get
A little carried away
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Around a beautiful
New waitress,
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And, uh, well...
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Is this making
Any sense to you?
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Why don't we
Sit down here?
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See, what I'm--
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No, I thought maybe
That--mmm! Oh!
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Take me. Take me.
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Ooh! Ow!
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Sam,
Telephone call--
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Whup! Ho!
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00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,743
I'll just tell 'em
You're breakin' in
A new waitress.
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No...Coach!
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Ok, folks, almost ready.
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That was cliff.
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He said he's
Feelin' a lot better.
He's comin' in tonight.
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Great.
What happened
To him, anyway?
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It was during his test drive
A few days ago.
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He stepped out of
The car and into a pothole,
Smashed up his leg,
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But he finished
His route in pain.
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He figured those
1974 christmas cards
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Couldn't wait
Another day, huh?
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00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,856
Uh, annette...
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You're late again.
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00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,993
I'm sorry, sam.
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00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,495
Would you like to
Take me into your office
And scold me?
254
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,031
No, no. No, no, no.
255
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,901
Just, uh, just maybe
Don't do it again.
256
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,836
I won't.
257
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:18,939
Eh...
258
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,407
Sam...
259
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:24,244
She's turned into the thing
That devoured boston.
260
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,079
We've gotta tell carla
About this.
261
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,215
Oh, no, we do not
Have to tell carla
About this.
262
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,750
It's none
Of our business
If she likes men.
263
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,186
Loves men.
264
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,023
She can do
Whatever she wants
With her sex life.
265
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,757
It's in
The bill of rights.
266
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,063
Where is it in
The bill of rights?
267
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:47,734
Well, you know,
The part about the right
To assemble and bear arms.
268
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:56,243
That is
The stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
269
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:59,813
Hey, I thought
You said that you weren't
Gonna call me stupid
270
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:03,150
Now that we're
Being intimate.
271
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:07,921
No. I said I wouldn't
Call you stupid while
We're being intimate.
272
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,525
Ok, folks, the movie's ready!
273
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,961
I got the lights.
274
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,362
Thanks, sam.
275
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,564
Sit down, everybody.
Get nice and comfy.
276
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,366
Here we go.
277
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,901
Everybody comfortable?
278
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,970
Uh...This film I call
279
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:30,143
A trip to the hospital
To visit carla and her
New 2-day-old baby.
280
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,112
I like that.
I like that.
281
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,380
Thanks, sam.
282
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,450
All right. Here we are
In the elevator,
283
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:40,220
And, uh, those elevator
Doors are opening,
284
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,056
And we're going
To carla's room,
285
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:47,027
And, yes, we go in, and...
286
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:50,097
Oh, gee, I made a mistake.
It's a dead guy's room.
287
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,866
The widow was so upset.
I tried to...
288
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,835
Cheer her up with a gift,
And she had--I just--
289
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,204
It wasn't the right moment.
290
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,041
Oh, now, here we are.
291
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,010
Uh, I'm on the right floor,
292
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:06,880
And there's carla's room,
I hope, and in we go.
293
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,982
Yes, it is!
294
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,417
Yay!
295
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,185
Ah, the kids were very good.
296
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,853
They were on
Their good behavior.
297
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,456
Then anthony squirted
His water pistol at me.
298
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:20,127
Here I am wiping the lens,
299
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,930
And sarafina
Grabbed the camera,
300
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,232
Crawled under a--a--a bed,
301
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:28,601
And I begged her for it.
I had a heck of a time--
302
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:32,072
Then ann marie
Jumped on my back.
303
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,174
Sam: coach, didn't you
Get a shot of the baby?
304
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,642
Yeah. There she is.
305
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,544
Norm: which one's
Carla's, coach?
306
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,346
It's the little girl, norm.
307
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,381
Doesn't she look
Just like her mother?
308
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,882
I think that's all.
309
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,217
Sam: I got the lights.
310
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,852
Ok.
311
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,556
Well, hey!
312
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,224
Bravo.
313
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,462
Oh, that was nice.
314
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,630
I'm glad I got to
See the baby.
315
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,500
You mean you haven't
Been over there yet?
316
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,436
Well, I got as far
As the hospital,
317
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,139
But I
Met the chief surgeon
In the parking lot,
318
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,942
And we split a 6-pack
In his van.
319
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,944
What a nice fellow.
320
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,384
Hey, lookie, here!
321
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,152
Hey! Hey!
322
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,587
Welcome back.
323
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,921
* when cliffy comes
Marching home again *
324
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,423
* hurrah, hurrah *
325
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,425
Come on over here,
Soldier.
326
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,294
Welcome home, cliffo.
327
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,096
[chuckling]
Thank you, coach.
328
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,431
Boy, I've missed you guys...
329
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,000
Except paul.
330
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,001
Yeah.
331
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,036
So, uh,
Who wants to see it?
332
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,270
Oh, no, not me.
333
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,571
I can't stand
That stuff,
334
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,707
Can't even eat
An open-faced
Sandwich.
335
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:41,941
Eh...
336
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,243
Ew!
337
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:47,014
Ah, it's almost
Gone now anyway, yeah.
338
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,648
Little suds
On there, cliff.
339
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,183
Hey, thank you,
Coach.
340
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,153
I had some healing hands
To help me.
341
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,721
Yeah. Some, uh...
342
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:58,591
Incredible,
Beautiful hands.
343
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,293
Oh, wait a minute here.
344
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,461
Sounds like
The man's been bitten
By the love bug.
345
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,696
Cliffy, you found
Somebody, huh?
346
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,132
Well, yeah.
347
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,466
He did.
348
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,468
Cliff: all right,
All right.
349
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,570
I never thought
I was the kind of guy
To fall head over heels--
350
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,306
Oh, god. It isn't
Annette, is it?
351
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,607
Well, yeah!
352
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,477
Oh, I'm so happy for you.
353
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,312
Thank you, diane.
354
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,713
It's great.
355
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,316
She doesn't know it yet,
But, uh...
356
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,119
I'm gonna ask
For her hand.
357
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,289
Annette?
358
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,657
Yeah. Isn't it
Something, sammy,
359
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,559
Me and carla's
Sweet little sister?
360
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,994
Oh, it's like fate, huh?
361
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,296
Oh, there she is.
362
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,564
Annette...
363
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,701
Hiya, sweetheart.
364
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,203
Hello there...
365
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,537
Handsome.
366
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,645
Oh, sam...
367
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,048
I think we have to talk
In the back room.
368
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,384
Why?
369
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,419
Well, it's
Our weekly seminar
370
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:03,556
On the use of leitmotif
In the chanson de roland.
371
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,427
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
372
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,396
Boy, time really
Flies by, doesn't it?
373
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,065
Yeah, norman, why
Don't you join us?
Coach?
374
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,334
No, no, not me, diane.
Thank you. No.
375
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,802
Oh, come on, coach.
376
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,404
You're
The guest speaker.
377
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,306
Hey, this might be good.
378
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:31,418
We are confronted
With a problem.
379
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,552
Tell him about it,
We ruin his life.
380
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,087
Sam: right.
381
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,588
What if we don't
Tell him about it?
382
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:39,226
Don't tell him about it,
We ruin his life.
383
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,028
Well, if I'm confused,
Everybody must be.
384
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,335
I know cliff.
He's a very sweet guy.
385
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,304
If anybody can change
This annette babe,
He's the one.
386
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,773
Well, maybe you're
Right, norman.
387
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,376
I guess we've been
Pretty cynical, huh?
388
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,378
Who are we to judge?
389
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,247
Maybe annette
Really loves cliff.
390
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,614
There you go.
391
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,717
Hey, face it,
Love can be a rebirth
392
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,520
For any man and woman.
393
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,755
Yeah. I feel better
About that.
394
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,390
Well,
Wasn't it dante
Who said--
395
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,192
[all talking]
396
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,335
Annette, would you
Get me a soda, please?
397
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,704
Certainly.
398
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,674
That cliff is really
Something special, huh?
399
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,477
Which one's cliff?
400
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,616
Let me tell him.
I'm his best friend.
401
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,386
Cliff, talk to you
In the back room
Here a moment?
402
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,654
Uh, well, yeah.
Sure, norm.
403
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,124
You sure about this?
404
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,793
I've seen
This kind of thing
Destroy relationships.
405
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,461
He should hear about it
From somebody who cares
About him
406
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,463
And who he cares about.
407
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,732
See you later,
Sweetheart.
408
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,234
Bye.
409
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:59,172
Yeah. So, uh,
What's goin' on, norm?
410
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,040
Aw, nothin'.
411
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,844
What, I can't talk
To my buddy?
412
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,447
Well, yeah.
Sure. No problem.
413
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,323
Uh, so, uh, what's up?
414
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,460
What would you say
Your definition of
"Friendship" was, cliff?
415
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,763
Hey, norm,
Annette's out there
Waitin' for me.
416
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:24,831
Use a dictionary, eh?
417
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,499
Yeah.
418
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,368
Cliff--cliff,
I think friendship
Is 2 guys who can
419
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,636
Remember
All the good times
420
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:30,837
That they shared,
You know?
421
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,605
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
That's good, norm.
422
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,341
You remember
All the good times
We shared?
423
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,409
Yeah. Listen, norm,
If you want a couple
Of bucks, uh...
424
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,411
No, no.
Cliff, cliff, cliff!
425
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,281
Hey, remember, like, uh,
426
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,483
When you thought that
I was drinkin' too much
427
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,252
And that you felt that I
Really ought to stop?
428
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,286
Yeah, yeah.
429
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,554
Yeah.
430
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,722
As a friend,
I appreciated that.
431
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,691
Yeah.
You didn't stop, norm.
432
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,594
I decided you
Were wrong, but, uh...
433
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,496
Remember we were
Passing through concord
434
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,465
And we stopped,
We took a squirt
On that guy's lawn?
435
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,900
Oh, ho ho ho! Yeah!
436
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,236
Yeah. We killed
His jack-in-the-pulpit.
437
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,504
Yeah.
438
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,739
Yeah.
439
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:10,443
Yeah. So what'd you
Ask me back here for, norm?
440
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,945
It wasn't to talk over
The good times, huh?
441
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,815
Well, uh,
Not just that.
442
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,319
More like, uh...
443
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,720
About, uh...
444
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,221
Annette.
445
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,956
Oh...
446
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,892
Norm, lookit. Lookit.
447
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,928
When annette
And me are married,
It's not gonna change us.
448
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,230
No. Cliff...
449
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,367
Annette's
Not as innocent
As you think she is.
450
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,706
What's that supposed
To mean, norm?
451
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,309
It means since
She's been workin' here,
452
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,444
She has been around...
453
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,279
And...
454
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:49,282
And around.
455
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:52,552
What are you
Saying this for, norm?
456
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,687
'cause you're jealous
Or something?
457
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,989
'cause annette and I
Are going and starting
A new life together
458
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,626
And all the magic's gone out
Of your relationship?
459
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:04,196
More people have
Enjoyed annette's magic
Than doug henning's.
460
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:12,405
Normy, I'll give you
One second to take that back!
461
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,744
Ok, I'll give you 3.
462
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,323
Who's she been with?
463
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,559
Everybody.
464
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,328
You?
465
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:36,629
No.
466
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,665
'cause you're married,
Right?
467
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,069
After you're married
To a woman like vera,
468
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:46,606
You don't even think
About extramarital sex.
469
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,775
I try not to think
About marital sex.
470
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,654
So, what...
You hate me now, right?
471
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,322
No.
472
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,325
Hate her?
473
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,994
No.
474
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,062
Hate yourself?
475
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,498
Yeah.
476
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,666
My choice, too. Yeah.
477
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:17,604
Eh, I guess
I should have known.
478
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,839
She said she invented
All those things
479
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,641
It takes you years
To learn.
480
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,910
Oh...
481
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,646
Oh...I guess I oughta
Thank you, huh, norm?
482
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,014
Oh.
483
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,516
Eh...
Oh, no, no.
484
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,651
Couldn't have been easy
For you to--
485
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:34,554
I just hope I can do
The same for you one day.
486
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:35,788
Thanks.
487
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,624
Well.
488
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,827
Come on.
Let's get a beer.
489
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,929
No. I'm not goin'
Back out there.
490
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,997
The guys
Are gonna laugh at me.
491
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,966
No one's gonna laugh at you.
492
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,468
Those people care about you,
493
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:49,769
And they know
That you're hurtin'.
494
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,940
Anybody who laughs at you
Has got to answer to me.
495
00:22:56,509 --> 00:23:01,280
Normy, you're about
The best friend
I ever had.
496
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:06,486
You're mine.
497
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,623
Wanna hug?
498
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,395
Nah.
499
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,098
Me, either.
500
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,733
I mean, it's
Not like you pulled me
501
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,402
From a burning car
Or anything.
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