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Cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Hello, everyone.
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Hi, diane.
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Hey, coach,
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You know how sam
Is always complaining
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That I'm not
"Spontaneous"?
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Yeah. He always goes
Something like,
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"Diane, can't you be
More spontaneous?"
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At any rate,
It really irritates me.
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It irritates me,
Too,
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Especially when
He goes like that.
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Coach,
Sam doesn't do that.
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You do that.
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That doesn't make it
Any less irritating.
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Today I'm going
To do something
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Unequivocally
Spontaneous.
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May I have
The phone, please?
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Spontaneous phone.
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A classmate in my
Samoan literature class
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Told me about
A 200-year-old country inn
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Hidden in an island
Off the coast of maine
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That you
Have to be ferried to.
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By the time
The weekend is over,
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He'll think of the pequod
As our place.
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Yes, I'd like
A room for malone.
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Yes, that's right.
Sam malone.
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His usual room?
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Diane,
If you're looking
For a place to stay,
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There's a lovely inn
Up in vermont
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My wife and I used to
Drive to all the time.
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What inn?
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In our
Station wagon.
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Diane, vera and I
Once went to
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This really
Beautiful, romantic
Old place
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Called
The fairview
In new hampshire.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah,
Really romantic.
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I mean, they don't
Have any telephones
Or televisions.
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Just have these
Old fireplaces
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And these romantic
Old feather beds,
Antiques I think.
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So you really have
To kind of snuggle
Right up there
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To your loved one.
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Mm-hmm.
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The best part
About it for me
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Was they had this
Beautiful old romantic
Circular driveway.
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So I didn't even
Have to stop.
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I just rolled
Through and yelled,
"Cancel peterson!"
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Hey, everybody!
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Oh, sam.
How would you like
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To go away with me
This weekend
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To a country inn?
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Ooh. What inn?
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You're
Welcome to use
My station wagon.
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Excuse me?
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It's a long story.
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I haven't decide
Where we'll stay
Yet,
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But I want to pick
A place you've
Never been,
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And we'll leave
Tonight.
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O.K., everybody,
Listen up!
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I'm in the worst mood
Of my entire life,
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So watch out, don't bug me,
And stay out of my way!
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This is the only warning
You're gonna get.
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Oh, come on, carla,
Turn that frown
Upside-down.
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Carla, carla, carla!
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Whoa.
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Now, come on.
Easy, easy. Now, come on.
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Come on.
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Norman, are you
All right?
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I'm just glad I could
Be here for her.
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Something's really
Bothering carla, huh?
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The man knows women.
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Huh?
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Listen, uh, maybe, uh,
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One of us should go in
There and talk to her.
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Who?
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I'm thinking of
A number between
1 and 10.
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Stop showing off,
Will ya, cliffie.
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We've got a real
Problem here.
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Coach, I'll go in
And talk to her.
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I may be a little while
Here and I don't want to
Be disturbed,
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So if I get
Any phone calls,
Just take a message.
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Ohh!
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Hello. I'm
Dr. Paul kendall.
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I'm a licensed
Psychotherapist
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Specializing in
Violent situations
And crisis behavior.
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I can
Help that woman.
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Excuse me.
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Hello, carla.
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My name is
Dr. Paul kendall.
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I'm a licensed
Psychotherapist.
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Oh, hey.
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You--you all right?
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I never
Saw her coming.
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I think she dropped
From the ceiling.
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Why don't you sit down
Over there.
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We'll buy you a drink.
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O.K., that's it.
I'll take over.
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Coach, maybe--
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I'll do it.
Let me do it, sam.
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Listen,
I know carla.
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I know carla
Like the back
Of my hand.
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What the hell
Is that?
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I never noticed
That before.
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Coach, maybe you ought
To let her cool down.
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Cliffie, what's this
On the back of my hand?
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I think...
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That carla very likely
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Has the kind of problem
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With which only
Another woman can help.
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Carla?
This is diane.
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There really is
Such a thing
As sisterhood.
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Carla:
Come on in.
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We women
Stand together.
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I think even
Leaders of nations
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Could learn
A great deal
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By observing
The women
Of america--
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Ahhh!
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Look.
You always claim
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You know the answers
To everything.
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Well, I'm calling
Your bluff.
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I'm going to give
You a chance
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To handle
My problem.
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I'll give you
30 seconds.
If you blow it,
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I'm sending you
Back out there,
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And your face
Stays here.
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Fair enough.
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My ex-husband
Is getting
Remarried tonight.
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Here's the invite.
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How terrible for you.
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I understand completely.
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You've never really
Stopped loving him.
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I can see this
Invitation is soaked
With your tears.
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That's my spit.
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I don't
Love that rat,
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And I never did!
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Sure, there were
Little things
I loved about him--
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Like the way he
Flexed his tattoo...
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The way the hair
Grew in his ears,
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The way
He drooled in bed.
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Carla...
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Are you sure
There's nothing left
Between you?
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Nothing!
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I'm just ticked because
He's marrying a dish,
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And he's rubbing
My nose in it.
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He even sent
A picture of her
With the invitation.
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Get a load of that.
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She's naked.
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So, so is he.
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I thought he was wearing
Mohair pajamas.
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Anyway,
He's got this
Foxy new broad,
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And I can't even
Get a date
For his wedding.
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I thought you
Were seeing someone.
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His fingerprints
Grew back.
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He had to
Leave the country.
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Well, then take
Someone else.
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If you want to
Play this game with nick,
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Then take somebody
And pretend he's your fella.
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Someone who will
Make nick jealous.
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Ooh.
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That's good.
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Someone tall and
Handsome, a hunk.
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Maybe sam--
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Great idea!
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I'm saved!
I'm saved!
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Knows somebody.
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Maybe sam
Knows somebody.
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Sam, diane had
This great idea.
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No, I didn't.
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Don't be modest.
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Nick is getting
Remarried tonight.
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Ah. So that's what
This is all about.
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Yeah, well, anyway,
Diane said that you
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Should be my date
For the wedding tonight
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To show nick that
I'm better than he is.
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No. I didn't.
It's a lunatic idea.
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Hey, hey, honey, listen,
I'm going away
For the weekend.
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That's right.
Why don't you
Pick somebody else?
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I'm strapped for time,
And besides,
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You're the
Best-looking guy
In this bar.
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Got you there,
Sam.
Best-looking
Guy in the city.
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Best-looking guy
In the state.
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No, he's not.
As a matter of fact,
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There's a great-looking guy
Who used to drink here.
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I think his name
Was cliffie clavin.
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Hey. I'm clifford clavin.
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Oh, my god.
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What did you
Do to yourself?
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He used to look
Like tyrone power.
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Yeah, I lost my looks?
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No. I think
You're thinking
Of cliff clemens.
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You've never
Looked any better
Than this.
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Oh, that's a relief.
Thank you, norm.
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Hello, carla.
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Ah!
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Oh, my god,
It's nick!
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I'll be with you
In a minute.
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What do you say,
Sammy?
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Please, please!
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Carla, carla.
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It would be
A transparent
Charade.
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Carla, hey, come on,
I know how you
And nick are.
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I don't want to get
In the middle of that.
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Thanks a lot.
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Nick, what are you
Doing here?
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I had a feeling
You weren't going to
Show up at the wedding.
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I wanted you to meet
My fiancee...
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Loretta...
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And see for yourself
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That the photos
Were not retouched.
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More than I can say
For loretta.
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Watch your mouth.
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Loretta,
This is carla...
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Who I divorced,
For obvious reasons.
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Look, nick, I'm going
To make your day.
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You're right.
I'm not coming
To your wedding.
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No.
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I'm aghast!
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You knew it
The whole time.
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Sure I knew,
You wouldn't want
To be humiliated
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By all the people
Whispering at
The ceremony,
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"Boy,
Look how much better
Nick did this time."
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Carla, honey...
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You sure you won't
Change your mind?
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I think we could
Have a lot of fun
At this wedding.
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What about
The weekend
In the country?
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Well, you two
Can go away
After the ceremony.
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This wedding
Is special.
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What do
You say, huh?
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Wa-wa-wa-wa-wait.
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You and sam,
You're a couple?
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Yeah. She put up
Quite a fight,
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But I finally
Got her.
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Sam, I thought
You was cool.
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[honk honk honk]
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That's us, honey.
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I guess the cabbie's
Getting tired
Of waiting.
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Yeah, I don't want
To make him angry.
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See you two
At the wedding, huh?
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00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,572
Yeah,
We'll be there,
Nick.
254
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,341
This is eerie.
255
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,112
Thank you, sam.
Thank you.
256
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,614
You're sure this is
O.K. With you, diane?
257
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,949
Certainly.
258
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,217
It really
Stirred my ire
259
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:33,286
Just watching
That bait bucket.
260
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,189
I know.
261
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,525
He still has it,
Doesn't he?
262
00:12:56,409 --> 00:13:00,013
Boy, I don't know how
To thank you guys for
Hanging around here.
263
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:03,683
I always get so nervous
When sam isn't here
264
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:04,885
And I have to cash out
By myself.
265
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,519
You came pretty
Close tonight,
Coach.
266
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,520
How close, norm?
267
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,258
You're only off
$16,000.
268
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:14,361
I never had
An accounting course
In my life.
269
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,496
You just got
A flare for it,
Coach.
270
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,866
Thanks, normie.
271
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,468
Coach, listen,
I'm going home to pack.
272
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,604
When sam gets back
From the wedding, will you
Tell him something for me?
273
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,239
Sure, honey.
Good night.
274
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,044
I didn't tell you
What to tell him.
275
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,680
Oh, I'll think
Of something.
276
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,416
Tell him I'll be back
As soon as I'm packed,
277
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,518
And we'll leave
On our trip.
278
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,519
We'll tell him.
279
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,922
Good night.
280
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,124
So I'm not
A pretty boy.
281
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,197
My father wasn't
A pretty boy, either.
282
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,233
He was a beautiful man.
Oh, yeah.
283
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,968
You know
What I'm talking about?
Absolutely.
284
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,737
I mean,
Beautiful...Inside.
285
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:01,374
Just a beautiful--
If you could have seen
That man's insides...
286
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,843
Next time he has
An operation,
Let me know.
287
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,115
How was
The wedding?
288
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,617
Oh, it was so great!
289
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:14,654
Normie, if there is
Such a thing as perfect,
290
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,357
This was it.
291
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,427
Sam kept putting
His arm around me,
292
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,228
Hugging me,
293
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,762
Whispering
In my ear.
294
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:23,931
Did nick notice?
295
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,099
Notice?
During the ceremony,
296
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,100
He threw
The ring at us
297
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,102
And yelled,
"Pay attention!"
298
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,607
So, coach...
299
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,009
How did we do
Tonight, huh?
300
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,845
The total's
A little off, sam,
You know.
301
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:42,215
20, 30,000?
302
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,383
16.
303
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,919
Hey!
304
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,187
Way to go, guy!
305
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,721
You're bucking
For a promotion
Here.
306
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,891
Well, if it happens,
It happens.
307
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,826
Good night, guys.
308
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:54,995
Good night, sam.
309
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,029
Good night, coach.
310
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,564
Where's diane?
311
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,099
Oh, yeah,
She said she's packing,
312
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,300
She'll be back shortly.
313
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,868
Thanks.
314
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,971
Cliff, come on,
You've had a lot
To drink tonight.
315
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,538
What do you say
I drive you home?
Come on.
316
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,007
Aw, normie,
That's great of you.
317
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,908
You're a real friend,
You know that?
318
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,944
You're just a pal
When you need one.
319
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:14,414
If I ever have kids,
I'm going to name
Them after you,
320
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,150
Even if
They're girls.
321
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,718
Please, I'm just
Gonna give you a ride home.
322
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:22,122
Yeah, but I'm going to
Throw up in your car.
323
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,592
Coffee, carla?
324
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,960
Yeah, thanks.
325
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,528
Sam, you were
The greatest tonight.
326
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,497
I got to thank you
For putting up
With all that.
327
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,300
Are you kidding me?
I had a terrific time.
328
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,868
You know, somebody should
Have said something to nick.
329
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,204
He went through
The whole ceremony
330
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,972
With his fly open.
331
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,440
No, he knew.
332
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,642
It's a tradition
In his family.
333
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,144
A sign of fertility.
334
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,780
Didn't you notice
His father
335
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,882
And all the ushers?
336
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,551
Oh, that's right, yeah.
337
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,053
Well, that explains it.
338
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,022
I thought it was 'cause
The building was
A little stuffy.
339
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,691
In fact, I flirted
With the idea myself.
340
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,527
You know something,
Carla?
341
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,095
What?
342
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,331
You surprised me
Tonight.
343
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,166
Why?
344
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,435
I never realize
Just how much
You know about me.
345
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,570
All those stories
About my career--
346
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,306
I mean, you know more
Stories about me than I do.
347
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,109
I had to make it look
Like the real thing.
348
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:19,312
Besides, I know
Everything about you.
Right.
349
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,448
Your favorite color
Is blue,
350
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,216
Your favorite hobby
Is sailing,
351
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,085
Your favorite food
Is chinese,
352
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,353
And your taste
In women
353
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,022
Is not what
It used to be.
354
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,491
Right across the board.
You do know me.
355
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,992
A lot better
Than you know me.
356
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,327
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
357
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:38,231
Your favorite meal
Is chicken mcnuggets.
358
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,800
Your favorite hobby
Is drawing underarm hair
359
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,536
On all the models
In vogue magazine.
360
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:53,012
And your favorite movie
Is lady and the tramp.
361
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,747
You always cry when
They come to the part
362
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,150
Where they eat
The spaghetti.
363
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,586
I didn't think
Anybody knew that.
364
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:02,089
I'll tell you
Something else
I know about you
365
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,257
That you didn't
Think I knew.
What?
366
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,226
You go to mass
Every sunday.
367
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,727
Who squealed
On me?
368
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,429
See? I was just guessing,
369
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,464
But that goes to show you
How well I do know you.
370
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,466
Hey, you know,
This conversation is
Getting a little soppy.
371
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,834
Why don't we talk
About something else.
372
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,136
Baseball.
373
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,505
Nicky!
Nick! Nick!
374
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,006
We're gonna miss the bus.
375
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,308
Keep your pants on!
376
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:24,811
This will only take
Five minutes.
377
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,314
We got forever
Together.
378
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,918
The ways youse twos
Was carrying on
At my wedding--
379
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,953
All lovey-dovey
And all that--
380
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,455
How long
Has this thing
381
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,190
Been going on
Between you two?
382
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,292
What's it to you?
Answer the question!
383
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,896
You been seeing him
While we were married?
384
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:48,401
No. I was always
Faithful to you.
385
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,170
Were you seeing
Loretta while we
Were married?
386
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,140
What am I,
On trial here?
387
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,674
The important thing is,
388
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,709
If you was seeing him
When we was married,
389
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,878
Our marriage was a lie.
390
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:02,182
You know, nick,
She's taken enough
Abuse from you.
391
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,216
If you don't
Knock it off,
392
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,551
I'm gonna
Take you outside
393
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,219
And I'm gonna teach
You some manners.
394
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,455
This will be
Great. Nick's
A bleeder.
395
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,058
I want
To talk to you.
396
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,593
What about?
397
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,061
It's private.
398
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,062
Go on.
399
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,830
All right.
400
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,202
Make it quick.
401
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,239
I want you back.
402
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:32,512
Nick, you just
Got married.
403
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,915
Your bride is
Standing over there.
404
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,650
Easy come, easy go.
405
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,152
I'll lose her
In the bus station.
406
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,120
That's where
I found her.
407
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,757
Nick, are you nuts?
408
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,427
You still got wedding
Cake in the corners
Of your mouth.
409
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,961
I don't know
What it is.
410
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,431
Ever time I looked
At you today I said to myself,
411
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:55,034
"Carla is not so bad."
412
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:58,037
Maybe I was
Making a mistake.
413
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,873
I don't know
What it is.
414
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,775
What do you say,
Carla?
415
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,880
I know what it is.
416
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,550
You saw me with sam.
417
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,119
You saw that
Somebody else wanted me,
418
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,087
So you wanted me back.
419
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,889
Well, forget it!
420
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,158
I wouldn't make
The same mistake twice.
421
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,027
Sure, I'll forget it...
422
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,829
If you can forget this.
423
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:28,100
So, how's married life
Treating you, huh?
424
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,304
Oh, I don't feel
So different.
425
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:39,912
So...What do you
Say, carla?
426
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,916
Nothing, nick.
427
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,286
The magic is gone.
428
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,988
I got myself
A better guy.
429
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,190
Uh...I took a shot.
430
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,293
Loretta, you're up!
431
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,661
By the way,
432
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,363
I don't appreciate
You coming to the wedding
433
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,232
In the dress
That you married me in.
434
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,734
Boy, am I primed
For this honeymoon!
435
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,013
So come on,
What happened?
436
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,648
What did he say?
437
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,486
He crawled to me, sam,
438
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,554
And I stepped
On his heart.
439
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,923
All right, carla.
That's terrific.
440
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,725
You must feel great.
441
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,330
Hey, come on.
What's this all about?
442
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,231
Hey, listen,
You're on top.
443
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,034
He came back begging,
And you beat him.
444
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,337
What are you
So upset about?
445
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:42,208
I didn't beat him.
446
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,610
He only wanted me
447
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,678
Because he
Thought you did.
448
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:51,017
What he has is real.
449
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,119
All I have is a lie,
450
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,155
And my life
Is terrible.
451
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,790
Aw, hey...
452
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,926
Come on, carla.
453
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:04,030
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
454
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,532
Come on.
455
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,883
Ooh.
456
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,757
Well, uh...
457
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,262
You know what
That was, don't you?
458
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:39,031
No. Do you?
459
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,000
I think so.
460
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,869
Good. What was it?
461
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,671
Well, uh...
462
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,739
We've been together
All afternoon
463
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,475
And all over
Each other.
464
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,944
It's just the natural
Thing to do.
465
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:55,415
That wasn't it.
466
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,350
Well, what was it?
467
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,919
It was a pity kiss.
468
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,221
I've gotten them,
I've given them,
469
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:03,756
And I know
What they are.
470
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,892
So have I,
And that wasn't one.
471
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:06,959
Then what was it?
472
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:13,065
Maybe we just
Wanted to find out
What it'd be like.
473
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,503
Maybe.
474
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,906
So, uh, what
Was it like?
475
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,111
What was it
Like for you?
476
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,079
I've had better.
477
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,050
Well, I haven't.
478
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,652
I know.
479
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,625
Well...
480
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,829
Whatever it was,
It's over now.
481
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,364
Yeah.
482
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,499
Ain't gonna let that
Get in the way
483
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,134
Of a good
Friendship, huh?
484
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,952
If it
Picks you up any,
485
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:08,521
I never had
A better handshake.
486
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:13,826
Hi, guys.
487
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,198
Well, what happened?
488
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:20,533
Oh, it was great.
489
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:23,002
We made a shambles
Of the wedding.
490
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:26,839
Yeah, diane, I want
To thank you. Sam...
491
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,509
Tonight the three of us
Joined together
492
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,478
And were able to make
Another human being
493
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:34,113
Eat his liver.
494
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,684
Life, I love you!
495
00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:41,954
Good night.
496
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:45,525
Well, sam, I'm ready
For our weekend.
497
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:48,327
You sure
You got everything?
498
00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:51,163
I believe
In being prepared.
499
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,599
With all this luggage,
500
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,200
I hope you didn't
Forget to pack
501
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,770
That frilly black
Baby doll nightie
I love so much.
502
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:01,007
I'm sorry, sam.
It's at the cleaners.
503
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:04,511
Couldn't you wear
Something else?
504
00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:07,780
Just this once.
505
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,248
O.K., but if I
Don't like it,
506
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,416
We come right home.
507
00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:11,951
O.K.
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