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CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE
A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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HELLO, EVERYONE.
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HI, DIANE.
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HEY, COACH,
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YOU KNOW HOW SAM
IS ALWAYS COMPLAINING
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THAT I'M NOT
"SPONTANEOUS"?
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YEAH. HE ALWAYS GOES
SOMETHING LIKE,
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"DIANE, CAN'T YOU BE
MORE SPONTANEOUS?"
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AT ANY RATE,
IT REALLY IRRITATES ME.
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IT IRRITATES ME,
TOO,
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ESPECIALLY WHEN
HE GOES LIKE THAT.
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COACH,
SAM DOESN'T DO THAT.
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YOU DO THAT.
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THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT
ANY LESS IRRITATING.
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TODAY I'M GOING
TO DO SOMETHING
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UNEQUIVOCALLY
SPONTANEOUS.
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MAY I HAVE
THE PHONE, PLEASE?
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SPONTANEOUS PHONE.
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A CLASSMATE IN MY
SAMOAN LITERATURE CLASS
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TOLD ME ABOUT
A 200-YEAR-OLD COUNTRY INN
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HIDDEN IN AN ISLAND
OFF THE COAST OF MAINE
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THAT YOU
HAVE TO BE FERRIED TO.
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BY THE TIME
THE WEEKEND IS OVER,
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HE'LL THINK OF THE PEQUOD
AS OUR PLACE.
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YES, I'D LIKE
A ROOM FOR MALONE.
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YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
SAM MALONE.
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HIS USUAL ROOM?
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* MAKIN' YOUR WAY
IN THE WORLD TODAY *
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* TAKES EVERYTHING
YOU'VE GOT *
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* TAKIN' A BREAK
FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *
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* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *
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* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
TO GET AWAY? *
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* SOMETIMES
YOU WANNA GO *
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* WHERE EVERYBODY
KNOWS YOUR NAME *
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* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS
GLAD YOU CAME *
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* YOU WANNA BE
WHERE YOU CAN SEE *
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* OUR TROUBLES
ARE ALL THE SAME *
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* YOU WANNA BE WHERE
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
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* YOU WANNA GO
WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *
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* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *
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* YOU WANNA GO WHERE
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
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DIANE,
IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR A PLACE TO STAY,
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THERE'S A LOVELY INN
UP IN VERMONT
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MY WIFE AND I USED TO
DRIVE TO ALL THE TIME.
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WHAT INN?
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IN OUR
STATION WAGON.
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DIANE, VERA AND I
ONCE WENT TO
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THIS REALLY
BEAUTIFUL, ROMANTIC
OLD PLACE
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CALLED
THE FAIRVIEW
IN NEW HAMPSHIRE.
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OH, YEAH?
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YEAH,
REALLY ROMANTIC.
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I MEAN, THEY DON'T
HAVE ANY TELEPHONES
OR TELEVISIONS.
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JUST HAVE THESE
OLD FIREPLACES
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AND THESE ROMANTIC
OLD FEATHER BEDS,
ANTIQUES I THINK.
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SO YOU REALLY HAVE
TO KIND OF SNUGGLE
RIGHT UP THERE
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TO YOUR LOVED ONE.
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MM-HMM.
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THE BEST PART
ABOUT IT FOR ME
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WAS THEY HAD THIS
BEAUTIFUL OLD ROMANTIC
CIRCULAR DRIVEWAY.
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SO I DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE TO STOP.
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I JUST ROLLED
THROUGH AND YELLED,
"CANCEL PETERSON!"
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HEY, EVERYBODY!
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OH, SAM.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
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TO GO AWAY WITH ME
THIS WEEKEND
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TO A COUNTRY INN?
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OOH. WHAT INN?
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YOU'RE
WELCOME TO USE
MY STATION WAGON.
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EXCUSE ME?
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IT'S A LONG STORY.
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I HAVEN'T DECIDE
WHERE WE'LL STAY
YET,
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BUT I WANT TO PICK
A PLACE YOU'VE
NEVER BEEN,
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AND WE'LL LEAVE
TONIGHT.
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O.K., EVERYBODY,
LISTEN UP!
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I'M IN THE WORST MOOD
OF MY ENTIRE LIFE,
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SO WATCH OUT, DON'T BUG ME,
AND STAY OUT OF MY WAY!
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THIS IS THE ONLY WARNING
YOU'RE GONNA GET.
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OH, COME ON, CARLA,
TURN THAT FROWN
UPSIDE-DOWN.
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CARLA, CARLA, CARLA!
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WHOA.
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NOW, COME ON.
EASY, EASY. NOW, COME ON.
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COME ON.
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NORMAN, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
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I'M JUST GLAD I COULD
BE HERE FOR HER.
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SOMETHING'S REALLY
BOTHERING CARLA, HUH?
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THE MAN KNOWS WOMEN.
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HUH?
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LISTEN, UH, MAYBE, UH,
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ONE OF US SHOULD GO IN
THERE AND TALK TO HER.
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WHO?
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I'M THINKING OF
A NUMBER BETWEEN
1 AND 10.
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STOP SHOWING OFF,
WILL YA, CLIFFIE.
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WE'VE GOT A REAL
PROBLEM HERE.
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COACH, I'LL GO IN
AND TALK TO HER.
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I MAY BE A LITTLE WHILE
HERE AND I DON'T WANT TO
BE DISTURBED,
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SO IF I GET
ANY PHONE CALLS,
JUST TAKE A MESSAGE.
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OHH!
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HELLO. I'M
DR. PAUL KENDALL.
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I'M A LICENSED
PSYCHOTHERAPIST
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SPECIALIZING IN
VIOLENT SITUATIONS
AND CRISIS BEHAVIOR.
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I CAN
HELP THAT WOMAN.
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EXCUSE ME.
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HELLO, CARLA.
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MY NAME IS
DR. PAUL KENDALL.
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I'M A LICENSED
PSYCHOTHERAPIST.
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OH, HEY.
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YOU--YOU ALL RIGHT?
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I NEVER
SAW HER COMING.
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I THINK SHE DROPPED
FROM THE CEILING.
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WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN
OVER THERE.
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WE'LL BUY YOU A DRINK.
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O.K., THAT'S IT.
I'LL TAKE OVER.
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COACH, MAYBE--
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I'LL DO IT.
LET ME DO IT, SAM.
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LISTEN,
I KNOW CARLA.
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I KNOW CARLA
LIKE THE BACK
OF MY HAND.
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WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT?
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I NEVER NOTICED
THAT BEFORE.
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COACH, MAYBE YOU OUGHT
TO LET HER COOL DOWN.
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CLIFFIE, WHAT'S THIS
ON THE BACK OF MY HAND?
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I THINK...
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THAT CARLA VERY LIKELY
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HAS THE KIND OF PROBLEM
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WITH WHICH ONLY
ANOTHER WOMAN CAN HELP.
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CARLA?
THIS IS DIANE.
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THERE REALLY IS
SUCH A THING
AS SISTERHOOD.
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Carla:
COME ON IN.
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WE WOMEN
STAND TOGETHER.
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I THINK EVEN
LEADERS OF NATIONS
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COULD LEARN
A GREAT DEAL
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BY OBSERVING
THE WOMEN
OF AMERICA--
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AHHH!
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LOOK.
YOU ALWAYS CLAIM
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YOU KNOW THE ANSWERS
TO EVERYTHING.
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WELL, I'M CALLING
YOUR BLUFF.
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I'M GOING TO GIVE
YOU A CHANCE
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TO HANDLE
MY PROBLEM.
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I'LL GIVE YOU
30 SECONDS.
IF YOU BLOW IT,
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I'M SENDING YOU
BACK OUT THERE,
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AND YOUR FACE
STAYS HERE.
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FAIR ENOUGH.
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MY EX-HUSBAND
IS GETTING
REMARRIED TONIGHT.
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HERE'S THE INVITE.
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HOW TERRIBLE FOR YOU.
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I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY.
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YOU'VE NEVER REALLY
STOPPED LOVING HIM.
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I CAN SEE THIS
INVITATION IS SOAKED
WITH YOUR TEARS.
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THAT'S MY SPIT.
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I DON'T
LOVE THAT RAT,
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AND I NEVER DID!
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SURE, THERE WERE
LITTLE THINGS
I LOVED ABOUT HIM--
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LIKE THE WAY HE
FLEXED HIS TATTOO...
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THE WAY THE HAIR
GREW IN HIS EARS,
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THE WAY
HE DROOLED IN BED.
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CARLA...
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ARE YOU SURE
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
BETWEEN YOU?
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NOTHING!
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I'M JUST TICKED BECAUSE
HE'S MARRYING A DISH,
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AND HE'S RUBBING
MY NOSE IN IT.
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HE EVEN SENT
A PICTURE OF HER
WITH THE INVITATION.
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GET A LOAD OF THAT.
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SHE'S NAKED.
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SO, SO IS HE.
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I THOUGHT HE WAS WEARING
MOHAIR PAJAMAS.
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ANYWAY,
HE'S GOT THIS
FOXY NEW BROAD,
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AND I CAN'T EVEN
GET A DATE
FOR HIS WEDDING.
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I THOUGHT YOU
WERE SEEING SOMEONE.
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HIS FINGERPRINTS
GREW BACK.
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HE HAD TO
LEAVE THE COUNTRY.
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WELL, THEN TAKE
SOMEONE ELSE.
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IF YOU WANT TO
PLAY THIS GAME WITH NICK,
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THEN TAKE SOMEBODY
AND PRETEND HE'S YOUR FELLA.
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SOMEONE WHO WILL
MAKE NICK JEALOUS.
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OOH.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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SOMEONE TALL AND
HANDSOME, A HUNK.
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MAYBE SAM--
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GREAT IDEA!
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I'M SAVED!
I'M SAVED!
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KNOWS SOMEBODY.
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MAYBE SAM
KNOWS SOMEBODY.
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SAM, DIANE HAD
THIS GREAT IDEA.
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NO, I DIDN'T.
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DON'T BE MODEST.
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NICK IS GETTING
REMARRIED TONIGHT.
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AH. SO THAT'S WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT.
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YEAH, WELL, ANYWAY,
DIANE SAID THAT YOU
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SHOULD BE MY DATE
FOR THE WEDDING TONIGHT
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TO SHOW NICK THAT
I'M BETTER THAN HE IS.
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NO. I DIDN'T.
IT'S A LUNATIC IDEA.
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HEY, HEY, HONEY, LISTEN,
I'M GOING AWAY
FOR THE WEEKEND.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU
PICK SOMEBODY ELSE?
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I'M STRAPPED FOR TIME,
AND BESIDES,
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YOU'RE THE
BEST-LOOKING GUY
IN THIS BAR.
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GOT YOU THERE,
SAM.
BEST-LOOKING
GUY IN THE CITY.
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BEST-LOOKING GUY
IN THE STATE.
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NO, HE'S NOT.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
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THERE'S A GREAT-LOOKING GUY
WHO USED TO DRINK HERE.
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I THINK HIS NAME
WAS CLIFFIE CLAVIN.
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HEY. I'M CLIFFORD CLAVIN.
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OH, MY GOD.
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WHAT DID YOU
DO TO YOURSELF?
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HE USED TO LOOK
LIKE TYRONE POWER.
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YEAH, I LOST MY LOOKS?
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NO. I THINK
YOU'RE THINKING
OF CLIFF CLEMENS.
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YOU'VE NEVER
LOOKED ANY BETTER
THAN THIS.
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OH, THAT'S A RELIEF.
THANK YOU, NORM.
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HELLO, CARLA.
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AH!
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OH, MY GOD,
IT'S NICK!
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I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A MINUTE.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY,
SAMMY?
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PLEASE, PLEASE!
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CARLA, CARLA.
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IT WOULD BE
A TRANSPARENT
CHARADE.
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CARLA, HEY, COME ON,
I KNOW HOW YOU
AND NICK ARE.
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I DON'T WANT TO GET
IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT.
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THANKS A LOT.
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NICK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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I HAD A FEELING
YOU WEREN'T GOING TO
SHOW UP AT THE WEDDING.
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I WANTED YOU TO MEET
MY FIANCEE...
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LORETTA...
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AND SEE FOR YOURSELF
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THAT THE PHOTOS
WERE NOT RETOUCHED.
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MORE THAN I CAN SAY
FOR LORETTA.
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WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
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LORETTA,
THIS IS CARLA...
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WHO I DIVORCED,
FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
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LOOK, NICK, I'M GOING
TO MAKE YOUR DAY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M NOT COMING
TO YOUR WEDDING.
230
00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,152
NO.
231
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,987
I'M AGHAST!
232
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,989
YOU KNEW IT
THE WHOLE TIME.
233
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,858
SURE I KNEW,
YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO BE HUMILIATED
234
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,292
BY ALL THE PEOPLE
WHISPERING AT
THE CEREMONY,
235
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,627
"BOY,
LOOK HOW MUCH BETTER
NICK DID THIS TIME."
236
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,864
CARLA, HONEY...
237
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,531
YOU SURE YOU WON'T
CHANGE YOUR MIND?
238
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,835
I THINK WE COULD
HAVE A LOT OF FUN
AT THIS WEDDING.
239
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,137
WHAT ABOUT
THE WEEKEND
IN THE COUNTRY?
240
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:47,841
WELL, YOU TWO
CAN GO AWAY
AFTER THE CEREMONY.
241
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,077
THIS WEDDING
IS SPECIAL.
242
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,545
WHAT DO
YOU SAY, HUH?
243
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,015
WA-WA-WA-WA-WAIT.
244
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,885
YOU AND SAM,
YOU'RE A COUPLE?
245
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,753
YEAH. SHE PUT UP
QUITE A FIGHT,
246
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,889
BUT I FINALLY
GOT HER.
247
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,992
SAM, I THOUGHT
YOU WAS COOL.
248
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,829
[HONK HONK HONK]
249
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,597
THAT'S US, HONEY.
250
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,166
I GUESS THE CABBIE'S
GETTING TIRED
OF WAITING.
251
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,068
YEAH, I DON'T WANT
TO MAKE HIM ANGRY.
252
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,370
SEE YOU TWO
AT THE WEDDING, HUH?
253
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,572
YEAH,
WE'LL BE THERE,
NICK.
254
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,341
THIS IS EERIE.
255
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,112
THANK YOU, SAM.
THANK YOU.
256
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,614
YOU'RE SURE THIS IS
O.K. WITH YOU, DIANE?
257
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,949
CERTAINLY.
258
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,217
IT REALLY
STIRRED MY IRE
259
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:33,286
JUST WATCHING
THAT BAIT BUCKET.
260
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,189
I KNOW.
261
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,525
HE STILL HAS IT,
DOESN'T HE?
262
00:12:56,409 --> 00:13:00,013
BOY, I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR
HANGING AROUND HERE.
263
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:03,683
I ALWAYS GET SO NERVOUS
WHEN SAM ISN'T HERE
264
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:04,885
AND I HAVE TO CASH OUT
BY MYSELF.
265
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,519
YOU CAME PRETTY
CLOSE TONIGHT,
COACH.
266
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,520
HOW CLOSE, NORM?
267
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,258
YOU'RE ONLY OFF
$16,000.
268
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:14,361
I NEVER HAD
AN ACCOUNTING COURSE
IN MY LIFE.
269
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,496
YOU JUST GOT
A FLARE FOR IT,
COACH.
270
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,866
THANKS, NORMIE.
271
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,468
COACH, LISTEN,
I'M GOING HOME TO PACK.
272
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,604
WHEN SAM GETS BACK
FROM THE WEDDING, WILL YOU
TELL HIM SOMETHING FOR ME?
273
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,239
SURE, HONEY.
GOOD NIGHT.
274
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,044
I DIDN'T TELL YOU
WHAT TO TELL HIM.
275
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,680
OH, I'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING.
276
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,416
TELL HIM I'LL BE BACK
AS SOON AS I'M PACKED,
277
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,518
AND WE'LL LEAVE
ON OUR TRIP.
278
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,519
WE'LL TELL HIM.
279
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,922
GOOD NIGHT.
280
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,124
SO I'M NOT
A PRETTY BOY.
281
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,197
MY FATHER WASN'T
A PRETTY BOY, EITHER.
282
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,233
HE WAS A BEAUTIFUL MAN.
OH, YEAH.
283
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,968
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
ABSOLUTELY.
284
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,737
I MEAN,
BEAUTIFUL...INSIDE.
285
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:01,374
JUST A BEAUTIFUL--
IF YOU COULD HAVE SEEN
THAT MAN'S INSIDES...
286
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,843
NEXT TIME HE HAS
AN OPERATION,
LET ME KNOW.
287
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,115
HOW WAS
THE WEDDING?
288
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,617
OH, IT WAS SO GREAT!
289
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:14,654
NORMIE, IF THERE IS
SUCH A THING AS PERFECT,
290
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,357
THIS WAS IT.
291
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,427
SAM KEPT PUTTING
HIS ARM AROUND ME,
292
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,228
HUGGING ME,
293
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,762
WHISPERING
IN MY EAR.
294
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:23,931
DID NICK NOTICE?
295
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,099
NOTICE?
DURING THE CEREMONY,
296
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,100
HE THREW
THE RING AT US
297
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,102
AND YELLED,
"PAY ATTENTION!"
298
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,607
SO, COACH...
299
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,009
HOW DID WE DO
TONIGHT, HUH?
300
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,845
THE TOTAL'S
A LITTLE OFF, SAM,
YOU KNOW.
301
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:42,215
20, 30,000?
302
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,383
16.
303
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,919
HEY!
304
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,187
WAY TO GO, GUY!
305
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,721
YOU'RE BUCKING
FOR A PROMOTION
HERE.
306
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,891
WELL, IF IT HAPPENS,
IT HAPPENS.
307
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,826
GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.
308
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:54,995
GOOD NIGHT, SAM.
309
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,029
GOOD NIGHT, COACH.
310
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,564
WHERE'S DIANE?
311
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,099
OH, YEAH,
SHE SAID SHE'S PACKING,
312
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,300
SHE'LL BE BACK SHORTLY.
313
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,868
THANKS.
314
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,971
CLIFF, COME ON,
YOU'VE HAD A LOT
TO DRINK TONIGHT.
315
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,538
WHAT DO YOU SAY
I DRIVE YOU HOME?
COME ON.
316
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,007
AW, NORMIE,
THAT'S GREAT OF YOU.
317
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,908
YOU'RE A REAL FRIEND,
YOU KNOW THAT?
318
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,944
YOU'RE JUST A PAL
WHEN YOU NEED ONE.
319
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:14,414
IF I EVER HAVE KIDS,
I'M GOING TO NAME
THEM AFTER YOU,
320
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,150
EVEN IF
THEY'RE GIRLS.
321
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,718
PLEASE, I'M JUST
GONNA GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME.
322
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:22,122
YEAH, BUT I'M GOING TO
THROW UP IN YOUR CAR.
323
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,592
COFFEE, CARLA?
324
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,960
YEAH, THANKS.
325
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,528
SAM, YOU WERE
THE GREATEST TONIGHT.
326
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,497
I GOT TO THANK YOU
FOR PUTTING UP
WITH ALL THAT.
327
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,300
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I HAD A TERRIFIC TIME.
328
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,868
YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY SHOULD
HAVE SAID SOMETHING TO NICK.
329
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,204
HE WENT THROUGH
THE WHOLE CEREMONY
330
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,972
WITH HIS FLY OPEN.
331
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,440
NO, HE KNEW.
332
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,642
IT'S A TRADITION
IN HIS FAMILY.
333
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,144
A SIGN OF FERTILITY.
334
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,780
DIDN'T YOU NOTICE
HIS FATHER
335
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,882
AND ALL THE USHERS?
336
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,551
OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH.
337
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,053
WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT.
338
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,022
I THOUGHT IT WAS 'CAUSE
THE BUILDING WAS
A LITTLE STUFFY.
339
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,691
IN FACT, I FLIRTED
WITH THE IDEA MYSELF.
340
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,527
YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
CARLA?
341
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,095
WHAT?
342
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,331
YOU SURPRISED ME
TONIGHT.
343
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,166
WHY?
344
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,435
I NEVER REALIZE
JUST HOW MUCH
YOU KNOW ABOUT ME.
345
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,570
ALL THOSE STORIES
ABOUT MY CAREER--
346
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,306
I MEAN, YOU KNOW MORE
STORIES ABOUT ME THAN I DO.
347
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,109
I HAD TO MAKE IT LOOK
LIKE THE REAL THING.
348
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:19,312
BESIDES, I KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
RIGHT.
349
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,448
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
IS BLUE,
350
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,216
YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY
IS SAILING,
351
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,085
YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
IS CHINESE,
352
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,353
AND YOUR TASTE
IN WOMEN
353
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,022
IS NOT WHAT
IT USED TO BE.
354
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,491
RIGHT ACROSS THE BOARD.
YOU DO KNOW ME.
355
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,992
A LOT BETTER
THAN YOU KNOW ME.
356
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,327
OH, YEAH?
YEAH.
357
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:38,231
YOUR FAVORITE MEAL
IS CHICKEN McNUGGETS.
358
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,800
YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY
IS DRAWING UNDERARM HAIR
359
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,536
ON ALL THE MODELS
IN VOGUE MAGAZINE.
360
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:53,012
AND YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
IS LADY AND THE TRAMP.
361
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,747
YOU ALWAYS CRY WHEN
THEY COME TO THE PART
362
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,150
WHERE THEY EAT
THE SPAGHETTI.
363
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,586
I DIDN'T THINK
ANYBODY KNEW THAT.
364
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:02,089
I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE
I KNOW ABOUT YOU
365
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,257
THAT YOU DIDN'T
THINK I KNEW.
WHAT?
366
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,226
YOU GO TO MASS
EVERY SUNDAY.
367
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,727
WHO SQUEALED
ON ME?
368
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,429
SEE? I WAS JUST GUESSING,
369
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,464
BUT THAT GOES TO SHOW YOU
HOW WELL I DO KNOW YOU.
370
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,466
HEY, YOU KNOW,
THIS CONVERSATION IS
GETTING A LITTLE SOPPY.
371
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,834
WHY DON'T WE TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
372
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,136
BASEBALL.
373
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,505
NICKY!
NICK! NICK!
374
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,006
WE'RE GONNA MISS THE BUS.
375
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,308
KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!
376
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:24,811
THIS WILL ONLY TAKE
FIVE MINUTES.
377
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,314
WE GOT FOREVER
TOGETHER.
378
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,918
THE WAYS YOUSE TWOS
WAS CARRYING ON
AT MY WEDDING--
379
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,953
ALL LOVEY-DOVEY
AND ALL THAT--
380
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,455
HOW LONG
HAS THIS THING
381
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,190
BEEN GOING ON
BETWEEN YOU TWO?
382
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,292
WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
ANSWER THE QUESTION!
383
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,896
YOU BEEN SEEING HIM
WHILE WE WERE MARRIED?
384
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:48,401
NO. I WAS ALWAYS
FAITHFUL TO YOU.
385
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,170
WERE YOU SEEING
LORETTA WHILE WE
WERE MARRIED?
386
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,140
WHAT AM I,
ON TRIAL HERE?
387
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,674
THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
388
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,709
IF YOU WAS SEEING HIM
WHEN WE WAS MARRIED,
389
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,878
OUR MARRIAGE WAS A LIE.
390
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:02,182
YOU KNOW, NICK,
SHE'S TAKEN ENOUGH
ABUSE FROM YOU.
391
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,216
IF YOU DON'T
KNOCK IT OFF,
392
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,551
I'M GONNA
TAKE YOU OUTSIDE
393
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,219
AND I'M GONNA TEACH
YOU SOME MANNERS.
394
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,455
THIS WILL BE
GREAT. NICK'S
A BLEEDER.
395
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,058
I WANT
TO TALK TO YOU.
396
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,593
WHAT ABOUT?
397
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,061
IT'S PRIVATE.
398
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,062
GO ON.
399
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,830
ALL RIGHT.
400
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,202
MAKE IT QUICK.
401
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,239
I WANT YOU BACK.
402
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:32,512
NICK, YOU JUST
GOT MARRIED.
403
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,915
YOUR BRIDE IS
STANDING OVER THERE.
404
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,650
EASY COME, EASY GO.
405
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,152
I'LL LOSE HER
IN THE BUS STATION.
406
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,120
THAT'S WHERE
I FOUND HER.
407
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,757
NICK, ARE YOU NUTS?
408
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,427
YOU STILL GOT WEDDING
CAKE IN THE CORNERS
OF YOUR MOUTH.
409
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,961
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
410
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,431
EVER TIME I LOOKED
AT YOU TODAY I SAID TO MYSELF,
411
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:55,034
"CARLA IS NOT SO BAD."
412
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:58,037
MAYBE I WAS
MAKING A MISTAKE.
413
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,873
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
414
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,775
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
CARLA?
415
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,880
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
416
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,550
YOU SAW ME WITH SAM.
417
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,119
YOU SAW THAT
SOMEBODY ELSE WANTED ME,
418
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,087
SO YOU WANTED ME BACK.
419
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,889
WELL, FORGET IT!
420
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,158
I WOULDN'T MAKE
THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE.
421
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,027
SURE, I'LL FORGET IT...
422
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,829
IF YOU CAN FORGET THIS.
423
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:28,100
SO, HOW'S MARRIED LIFE
TREATING YOU, HUH?
424
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,304
OH, I DON'T FEEL
SO DIFFERENT.
425
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:39,912
SO...WHAT DO YOU
SAY, CARLA?
426
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,916
NOTHING, NICK.
427
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,286
THE MAGIC IS GONE.
428
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,988
I GOT MYSELF
A BETTER GUY.
429
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,190
UH...I TOOK A SHOT.
430
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,293
LORETTA, YOU'RE UP!
431
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,661
BY THE WAY,
432
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,363
I DON'T APPRECIATE
YOU COMING TO THE WEDDING
433
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,232
IN THE DRESS
THAT YOU MARRIED ME IN.
434
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,734
BOY, AM I PRIMED
FOR THIS HONEYMOON!
435
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,013
SO COME ON,
WHAT HAPPENED?
436
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,648
WHAT DID HE SAY?
437
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,486
HE CRAWLED TO ME, SAM,
438
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,554
AND I STEPPED
ON HIS HEART.
439
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,923
ALL RIGHT, CARLA.
THAT'S TERRIFIC.
440
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,725
YOU MUST FEEL GREAT.
441
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,330
HEY, COME ON.
WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
442
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,231
HEY, LISTEN,
YOU'RE ON TOP.
443
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,034
HE CAME BACK BEGGING,
AND YOU BEAT HIM.
444
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,337
WHAT ARE YOU
SO UPSET ABOUT?
445
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:42,208
I DIDN'T BEAT HIM.
446
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,610
HE ONLY WANTED ME
447
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,678
BECAUSE HE
THOUGHT YOU DID.
448
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:51,017
WHAT HE HAS IS REAL.
449
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,119
ALL I HAVE IS A LIE,
450
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,155
AND MY LIFE
IS TERRIBLE.
451
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,790
AW, HEY...
452
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,926
COME ON, CARLA.
453
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:04,030
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
454
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,532
COME ON.
455
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,883
OOH.
456
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,757
WELL, UH...
457
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,262
YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT WAS, DON'T YOU?
458
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:39,031
NO. DO YOU?
459
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,000
I THINK SO.
460
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,869
GOOD. WHAT WAS IT?
461
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,671
WELL, UH...
462
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,739
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
ALL AFTERNOON
463
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,475
AND ALL OVER
EACH OTHER.
464
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,944
IT'S JUST THE NATURAL
THING TO DO.
465
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:55,415
THAT WASN'T IT.
466
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,350
WELL, WHAT WAS IT?
467
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,919
IT WAS A PITY KISS.
468
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,221
I'VE GOTTEN THEM,
I'VE GIVEN THEM,
469
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:03,756
AND I KNOW
WHAT THEY ARE.
470
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,892
SO HAVE I,
AND THAT WASN'T ONE.
471
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:06,959
THEN WHAT WAS IT?
472
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:13,065
MAYBE WE JUST
WANTED TO FIND OUT
WHAT IT'D BE LIKE.
473
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,503
MAYBE.
474
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,906
SO, UH, WHAT
WAS IT LIKE?
475
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,111
WHAT WAS IT
LIKE FOR YOU?
476
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,079
I'VE HAD BETTER.
477
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,050
WELL, I HAVEN'T.
478
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,652
I KNOW.
479
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,625
WELL...
480
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,829
WHATEVER IT WAS,
IT'S OVER NOW.
481
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,364
YEAH.
482
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,499
AIN'T GONNA LET THAT
GET IN THE WAY
483
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,134
OF A GOOD
FRIENDSHIP, HUH?
484
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,952
IF IT
PICKS YOU UP ANY,
485
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:08,521
I NEVER HAD
A BETTER HANDSHAKE.
486
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:13,826
HI, GUYS.
487
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,198
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?
488
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:20,533
OH, IT WAS GREAT.
489
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:23,002
WE MADE A SHAMBLES
OF THE WEDDING.
490
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:26,839
YEAH, DIANE, I WANT
TO THANK YOU. SAM...
491
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,509
TONIGHT THE THREE OF US
JOINED TOGETHER
492
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,478
AND WERE ABLE TO MAKE
ANOTHER HUMAN BEING
493
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:34,113
EAT HIS LIVER.
494
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,684
LIFE, I LOVE YOU!
495
00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:41,954
GOOD NIGHT.
496
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:45,525
WELL, SAM, I'M READY
FOR OUR WEEKEND.
497
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:48,327
YOU SURE
YOU GOT EVERYTHING?
498
00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:51,163
I BELIEVE
IN BEING PREPARED.
499
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,599
WITH ALL THIS LUGGAGE,
500
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,200
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T
FORGET TO PACK
501
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,770
THAT FRILLY BLACK
BABY DOLL NIGHTIE
I LOVE SO MUCH.
502
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:01,007
I'M SORRY, SAM.
IT'S AT THE CLEANERS.
503
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:04,511
COULDN'T YOU WEAR
SOMETHING ELSE?
504
00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:07,780
JUST THIS ONCE.
505
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,248
O.K., BUT IF I
DON'T LIKE IT,
506
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,416
WE COME RIGHT HOME.
507
00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:11,951
O.K.
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