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"CHEERS" IS FILMED BEFORE
A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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HEY, SAMMY!
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OH, SAM.
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YEAH,
WHAT, COACH?
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LISTEN, I THINK
I FOUND THE ANSWER
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TO ALL THE ROBBERIES
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
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COACH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT. I'M GONNA
GET AN ALARM.
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NO, NO.
THIS IS MUCH BETTER.
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THIS FRIEND OF MINE
HAS THIS HUGE, I MEAN,
GIGANTIC ATTACK DOG.
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BU HE'S GOTTEN SO MEAN LATELY,
HE CAN'T HANDLE HIM.
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THAT WOULD BE PERFECT
PROTECTION FOR US
FROM BURGLARS.
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COACH, MAYBE SO,
BUT WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO WITH ONE?
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I MEAN, WHERE ARE WE
GONNA KEEP A DOG?
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[GROWLING]
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I FIGURED THE OFFICE.
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[WOOF WOOF]
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[SCRATCHING]
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HE'S VICIOUS!
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COACH, GET THAT DOG
THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
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HOW?
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I DON'T KNOW HOW.
HOW DID YOU GET IT IN
HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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HE WAS IN A CAGE
WHEN THEY BROUGHT HIM IN.
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I THINK HE ATE IT.
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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HOW AM I GONNA USE
MY OFFICE?
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EXCUSE ME, SAMMY.
WHAT?
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IN MY PROFESSION,
YOU BECOME ACCUSTOMED
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TO DEALING WITH BELLICOSE
CANINE PERSONALITIES.
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ALLOW ME.
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WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO,
MACE HIM?
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NO, NO, CARLA,
THAT'S MUCH TOO CRUEL.
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I FIND
IN DEALING WITH ANIMALS,
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IT'S BETTER
TO BE KIND, YET FIRM.
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[GROWLING]
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SIT!
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HE IS SITTING,
CLIFF.
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NUKE THE BEAST, SAM.
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* MAKIN' YOUR WAY
IN THE WORLD TODAY *
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* TAKES EVERYTHING
YOU'VE GOT *
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* TAKIN' A BREAK
FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *
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* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *
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* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
TO GET AWAY? *
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* SOMETIMES
YOU WANNA GO *
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* WHERE EVERYBODY
KNOWS YOUR NAME *
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* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS
GLAD YOU CAME *
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* YOU WANNA BE
WHERE YOU CAN SEE *
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* OUR TROUBLES
ARE ALL THE SAME *
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* YOU WANNA BE WHERE
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
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* YOU WANNA GO
WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *
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* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *
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* YOU WANNA GO WHERE
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
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GEE, SAM, I'M SO SORRY.
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COACH,
GET ON THE PHONE.
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I WANT THE OWNER
OVER HERE TO GET
THE DOG OUT OF HERE.
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THE OWNER. THE PHONE.
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HELLO, EVERYONE.
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[CARLA] GOODY.
DIANE IS HERE.
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THIS IS HEATHER LANDON,
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MY OLDEST FRIEND.
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MEET HER
THIS MORNING?
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THAT'S CARLA.
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SHE LIKES A LITTLE
WITTY REPARTEE.
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SHE'S JUST
NOT CAPABLE OF IT.
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HEATHER, I WANT YOU
TO MEET SOMEONE ELSE...
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RIGHT OVER HERE.
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COACH ERNIE PANTUSO.
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HOW DO YOU DO,
MR. PANTUSO?
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HI, HEATHER. LISTEN,
YOU CAN CALL ME COACH
OR BY MY OTHER NICKNAME.
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WHAT OTHER NICKNAME?
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SATCHMO.
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COACH, YOU'RE THINKING
OF LOUIS ARMSTRONG.
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NO, BUT I LIKE THAT
EVEN BETTER.
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CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING
TO DRINK, HONEY?
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OH, UM...COFFEE?
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THANK YOU.
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NOW, DOWN HERE,
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THESE TWO GENTLEMEN
ARE CLIFF AND NORMAN,
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TWO OF OUR MOST
REGULAR REGULARS.
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HI.
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HIYA.
PLEASED TO DO YOU.
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I MEAN, UH...
HOW DO I MEET ME?
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I, UH...
AH, FORGET IT.
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SMOOTH, CLIFF.
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I HATE HER.
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I LOVE THIS PLACE.
IT'S GOT A GREAT FEELING.
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YEAH, I KNEW
YOU'D LIKE IT.
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SAM, I TRIED REACHING
THE OWNER. NO ANSWER.
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O.K. THANK YOU, COACH.
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YOU CAN CALL ME
LOUIS ARMSTRONG.
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THAT MUST
BE YOUR SAMMYKINS.
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HE'S GORGEOUS.
HE'S JUST AS
YOU DESCRIBED HIM.
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HEY.
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HI.
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BUT YOU DIDN'T DO JUSTICE
TO HIS COLOGNE.
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AND YOU
WANTED ME TO SWITCH.
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SEE?
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HEATHER LANDON,
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MEET SAM "I REEK,
THEREFORE I AM" MALONE.
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HOW DO YOU DO?
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OH, HEATHER.
HEATHER.
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I'VE HEARD DIANE
BABBLE ABOUT YOU
A LOT.
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YOU GREW UP
TOGETHER, RIGHT?
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WELL, PRACTICALLY. WE WERE
IN GRADE SCHOOL TOGETHER.
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HEATHER HASN'T
CHANGED A BIT.
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MUST HAVE BEEN
SOME GRADE SCHOOL.
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SHE JUST MOVED INTO
TOWN. ISN'T THAT
WONDERFUL?
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THAT'S GREAT.
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I HAVE TO WARN YOU,
WHEN WE GET TOGETHER,
WE GET A LITTLE GOOFY.
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I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT
ONE OF THOSE BIG
GOOFIES.
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I HEAR
THEY'RE ON SALE.
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OH, CUTE AND FUNNY.
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YOU GOT LUCKY
THIS TIME, DIANE.
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LOOK AT THAT, NORM,
JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM.
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HUNG UP ON LOOKS,
PERSONALITY, AND STYLE.
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SAM...
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HEATHER AND I
WERE BEST FRIENDS
IN FOURTH GRADE.
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WE ALWAYS
GOT IN TROUBLE.
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I'VE HATE TO TELL YOU
SOME OF THE THINGS
SHE GOT ME TO DO...
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REMEMBER
THE PRANK PHONE CALLS?
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OH. OH, YEAH.
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YEAH. AHEM.
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THIS IS THE WTRM
RADIO CONTEST.
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FOR A TRIP
TO HAWAII,
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NAME THREE CARS
THAT START WITH "P."
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GO AHEAD.
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PORSCHE, PLYMOUTH,
AND PONTIAC.
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NO, I'M SORRY.
THOSE CARS
START WITH GAS.
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HAR HAR.
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IT'S PATHETIC.
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COME ON, HEATHER, I'LL
SHOW YOU THE PLACE.
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IT WAS NICE
MEETING YOU, SAM.
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I'M JUST SORRY
DIANE GOT TO YOU FIRST.
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YEAH, I OFTEN REGRET
THERE'S SO MANY WOMEN
OUT THERE
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AND ONLY ONE OF ME.
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OH, BOY. OH, BOY.
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WHAT'S WRONG, SAM?
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT?
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SEE WHAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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GUYS, DIANE'S BEST FRIEND
JUST CAME ON TO ME.
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YOU'RE CRAZY.
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YOU'RE WITH DIANE,
SO SHE THINKS
YOU'RE SAFE.
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FORGET ABOUT
WHAT SHE'S SAYING.
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I'M TALKING
ABOUT VIBRATIONS HERE.
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LISTEN, I KNOW WOMEN.
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DIANE'S FRIEND WANTS ME.
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ALL RIGHT, I KNOW
A THING OR 2 HERE.
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I'VE HAD EXPERIENCE
WITH THIS SORT
OF THING.
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YOU, NORM?
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YEAH.
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WHEN I WAS
DATING VERA,
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HER LITTLE SISTER
ALWAYS USED TO
PRANCE AROUND
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WEARING NOTHING
BUT A BIKINI
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OR FLIMSY LITTLE
SHORTS OR SOMETHING.
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YEAH, SHE USED TO
SIT IN MY LAP,
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MAKE LITTLE JOKES,
WHISPER IN MY EAR
HOW SEXY I WAS.
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SO I DID IT. I WENT
AHEAD AND ASKED
HER OUT.
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SHE TURNED ME DOWN
FLAT.
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VERA KNOWS THIS?
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YEAH, SHE WAS THERE
AT THE TIME. SHE WAS
REALLY FURIOUS.
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I BET SHE WAS.
I'M SURPRISED SHE
EVEN MARRIED YOU.
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YEAH, WELL,
THE CEREMONY WAS
IN PROGRESS.
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REALLY WASN'T MUCH
TO DO ABOUT IT.
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NO, NO. LOOK,
I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS
ARE TALKING ABOUT.
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THERE'S A LOT MORE
GOING ON HERE. JUST TRUST ME.
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COME ON, SAM, SHE SEEMS
LIKE SUCH A SWEET KID.
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YEAH.
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YES, WELL, JUST AS
EVERY GOOD AUTHOR
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HAS HAD TO WORK
AMONG THE COMMON PEOPLE
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FOR MATERIAL.
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OOH, MUSCLES.
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YEAH, I THINK SAMMY'S
ONTO SOMETHING HERE.
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THE WOMAN'S
OBVIOUSLY A VIXEN.
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LOOK, SHE'S UNDRESSING
EVERY MAN IN THE BAR
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WITH HER EYES
RIGHT NOW.
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NO WONDER I FELT
SUCH A CHILL.
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WELL, THAT'S
OUR LITTLE PUB.
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OH, DIANE, SHE HASN'T
SEEN ALL OF IT YET.
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YOU DIDN'T SHOW HER
SAM'S OFFICE.
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OH, RIGHT.
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NO, CARLA!
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GET HER!
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[GROWLING]
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AAH! AAH!
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JUST SOME OF THAT
WITTY REPARTEE YOU LOVE.
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CARLA, THAT WAS
A LOUSY THING TO DO.
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WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT?
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UH, IT'S AN ATTACK DOG
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A FRIEND OF MINE
GAVE ME, DIANE.
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HE'S GOOD, HUH?
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EXCELLENT.
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COACH, GET
ON THE PHONE RIGHT AWAY.
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THE PHONE.
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DIANE, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
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OH, YES.
YOU TRAINED ME WELL.
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LISTEN, I'VE REALLY
GOT TO BE GOING.
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OH, RIGHT.
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BUT YOU AND I AND SAM
WILL HAVE DINNER TONIGHT.
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I'M GOING TO COOK.
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WHY?
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WELL, TO CELEBRATE.
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NOW THAT HEATHER'S
GOING TO BE LIVING HERE,
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I WANT THE THREE OF US
TO BECOME REALLY
GOOD FRIENDS.
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AND I HAVE A SPECIAL
RECIPE TO TRY--
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MY OWN VEAL OSCAR.
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THAT'S THE AWARD YOU GET
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IF YOU CAN
ACT LIKE YOU LIKE IT.
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HEATHER, WOULD YOU
MIND HANGING ON HERE
JUST FOR A SECOND?
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A SECOND?
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I WANT TO TALK
TO DIANE IN PRIVATE.
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OH, SURE, SURE.
OH, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO DO.
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[IMITATES KISSING]
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I'LL FINISH MY COFFEE.
OK, ALL RIGHT.
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SAM, NO ANSWER YET.
YEAH, WHAT?
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JUST KEEP TRYING.
KEEP TRYING.
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LOOK, SWEETHEART--
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GRRR!
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HEY, HEY, COME ON.
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LISTEN,
HEATHER'S O.K. AND ALL,
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BUT, UH, I DON'T THINK
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WE SHOULD HANG OUT
TOGETHER TOO MUCH
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
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WHY NOT?
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WELL, I JUST DON'T THINK
THE 2 OF US HIT IT OFF
THAT WELL.
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OH,
YOU HIT IT OFF GREAT.
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SHE SAID
SHE'S NUTS ABOUT YOU.
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OH, YEAH,
I'LL BET SHE DID.
I'LL BET SHE DID.
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LISTEN, I DIDN'T
WANT TO HAVE
TO TELL YOU THIS
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BECAUSE YOU'RE PALS
AND ALL,
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BUT SHE'S COMING ON
TO ME GANGBUSTERS.
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00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,607
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING
AT ME LIKE THAT FOR?
232
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,276
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE SAYING THIS.
233
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,079
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE, I NEED
A LITTLE HELP HERE
234
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:15,115
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE
THAT MUCH EXPERIENCE
SAYING NO TO WOMEN.
235
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,884
THE CLOSEST
I'VE EVER GOTTEN
236
00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:19,186
IS, "NOT NOW.
WE'RE LANDING."
237
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,188
HEY, I'M JUST
TELLING YOU THIS
238
00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:24,892
BECAUSE I THINK YOU OUGHT
TO KEEP THE 2 OF US APART,
THAT'S ALL.
239
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,828
WHAT?
240
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,296
THIS IS STAGGERING.
241
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,399
DO YOU THINK THAT
EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE
242
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,901
IS ATTRACTED TO YOU?
243
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,636
HONEY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH
WOMEN COME ON TO ME
244
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,839
TO KNOW
WHEN IT'S HAPPENING,
AND IT'S HAPPENING.
245
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:42,409
I GUESS THERE'S
ONLY ONE WAY
TO CONVINCE YOU.
246
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,811
HEATHER.
247
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,846
W-WAIT A MINUTE.
248
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,948
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DIANE, WHOA.
249
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,216
I'M GOING TO ASK HER.
250
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,918
ON, ON, PLEASE
DON'T DO THAT!
251
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,420
I'M SORRY
IF IT EMBARRASSES YOU,
252
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,088
BUT IT SERVES YOU RIGHT.
253
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,423
HEATHER.
254
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,426
HONEY,
I'M SORRY IF THIS WILL
MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE,
255
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,962
BUT I WANT THIS
OUT OF THE WAY
256
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:05,432
SO THAT THE THREE OF US
CAN PROCEED
257
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,235
TO FORM
A LASTING FRIENDSHIP.
258
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:12,940
SAM JUST NOW MISTOOK
YOUR INNOCENT FLIRTATION
259
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:16,043
FOR A SEXUAL OVERTURE.
260
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,144
OH.
261
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,446
WILL YOU
EXPLAIN TO HIM
YOUR REAL FEELINGS?
262
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:20,748
CERTAINLY.
263
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:27,187
SAM, I WANT YOU,
AND I DON'T CARE
WHO KNOWS IT.
264
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,090
WHAT?
265
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,024
GOTCHA!
266
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:39,199
YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE, SAM,
BUT FOR ME TO GIVE UP MY
FRIENDSHIP WITH DIANE,
267
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,400
YOU'D HAVE TO BE RICH, TOO.
268
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:26,279
SEE YOU TONIGHT
FOR DINNER. BYE.
269
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,514
SEE YOU LATER.
270
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,216
NO, MA'AM.
I'M SORRY.
271
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,351
THOSE CARS
START WITH GAS.
272
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,223
LET'S CALL
YOUR MOTHER NOW.
273
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,457
GET OUT OF HERE!
274
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:43,530
WHITEY, WHITEY,
WHITEY, WHITEY, WHITEY,
275
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,465
YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.
276
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,135
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
277
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:51,939
THAT SO-CALLED
FRIEND OF YOURS
IS HOT FOR SAM.
278
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,241
YOU, TOO? EVERYONE
HERE IS INSANE.
279
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,176
WHY WOULD YOU
THINK THAT?
280
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,011
'CAUSE SAM THINKS IT.
281
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,047
NOT ANYMORE, HE DOESN'T.
282
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,115
I TRUST
HIS FIRST INSTINCTS.
283
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,117
WHEN IT COMES
TO DAMES,
284
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,119
SAM'S GOT,
LIKE, AN ANTENNA
285
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,222
THAT PICKS UP THINGS
THAT YOU AND I MISS.
286
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:12,725
IT'S LIKE WHEN DOGS AND CATS
KNOW AN EARTHQUAKE'S COMING.
287
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:13,994
NOBODY COULD
EXPLAIN THAT.
288
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,528
WELL, THAT'S
SIMPLE, CARLA.
289
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,431
YOU SEE, THERE ARE
FISSURES AND CRACKS
IN THE SURFACE...
290
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,600
OF YOUR BRAIN.
291
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:25,372
PLEASE, DON'T
DISTRACT DIANE
FROM HER SUFFERING.
292
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,141
DIANE, BELIEVE ME,
YOU'RE BEING DENSE.
293
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,644
IF SAM SAYS THAT WOMAN
IS HOT FOR HIM,
294
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,213
BANK ON IT.
295
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,450
OH, IT'S LUDICROUS.
296
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:42,089
YOU KNOW, THE MORE
I THINK ABOUT THIS,
297
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:45,092
THE MORE I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO TONIGHT.
298
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:48,095
I'VE NEVER HAD
A WOMAN JUST AS
A FRIEND BEFORE.
299
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,829
I THINK THIS WILL BE
REALLY GOOD FOR ME.
300
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,599
TONIGHT?
301
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,101
YEAH. TONIGHT, REMEMBER?
302
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,769
YOU'RE COOKING
THAT OSCAR MAYER THINGY.
303
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,338
VEAL OSCAR.
304
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,408
SAM, I'VE HAD
SECOND THOUGHTS
ABOUT THAT.
305
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,411
DID YOU KNOW THAT VEAL
COMES FROM BABY COWS?
306
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,414
IF YOU THINK
THAT I WOULD TAKE PART
307
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,716
IN SUCH A SENSELESS
SLAUGHTER, I--
308
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,919
HEY, HAVE
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
OPEN A CAN OF BEANS.
309
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:15,422
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
GETTING TO KNOW HEATHER.
310
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:19,792
I THINK JUST BEING
FRIENDS WITH A SEXY
WOMAN LIKE HEATHER
311
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,394
IS A BIG STEP
IN MY MATURITY.
312
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,529
HEY, SAM?
YEAH?
313
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,632
WE GOT TO GET
INTO THAT OFFICE
TO GET STOCK.
314
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,100
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF GIN,
315
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,102
AND THE KAHLUA MARTINIS
AREN'T MOVING.
316
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,439
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT RIGHT
TO ASK YOU TO DINNER
317
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:33,840
WHEN YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH
ON YOUR MIND.
318
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,275
YOU KNOW,
THE DOG AND EVERYTHING.
319
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,476
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE DOG.
320
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,345
I'LL TAKE CARE OF
THE DOG RIGHT NOW.
321
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:41,048
ONE STEP AHEAD
OF YOU, SAMMY.
322
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,851
I'M MIXING A COMPLIMENTARY
COCKTAIL FOR THE MUTT.
323
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,453
ALL RIGHT.
324
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,922
I FINALLY GOT HOLD
OF THE OWNER, SAM,
325
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,457
AND HE SAID BOOZE
CALMS HIM RIGHT DOWN.
326
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,358
OH, GOOD.
327
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,726
I JUST HOPE
THE GUY'S THIRSTY.
328
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,028
BE CAREFUL.
329
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:57,597
[GROWLING]
330
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,335
[SNIFFING]
331
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,271
[DRINKING]
332
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,674
[PANTING]
333
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:08,808
[WOOF]
334
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,110
[THUD]
335
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,151
OH, LOOK AT HIM. AW.
336
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,687
HE'S JUST
A BIG PUPPY DOG.
337
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,222
WHOA, WHOA!
338
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,225
YES, YOU'RE A BIG
DOGGY. YES, YOU ARE.
339
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,094
THERE'S ONLY
ONE PROBLEM, SAM.
340
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,495
YEAH, WHAT?
341
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:32,432
THE OWNER SAID
BOOZE MAKES THE DOG
VERY AMOROUS.
342
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,500
OH, YEAH?
343
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,735
[NORM]
AW, GOOD BOY.
YES, HE IS.
344
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,237
HE'S A GOOD BOY.
345
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,373
HEY,
NOT THAT GOOD!
WHOA! HEY!
346
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,145
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
347
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,480
COME ON IN, HEATHER.
348
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,715
HI.
349
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:49,782
HI.
350
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,484
OH, SOMETHING
SMELLS GREAT.
351
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,785
WHY, THANK YOU.
352
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,287
DINNER'S ALMOST READY.
353
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,788
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
354
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,424
ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
355
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,827
WELL, WHAT
DO YOU THINK?
356
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,329
ABOUT WHAT?
357
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,331
ABOUT THIS DRESS.
I JUST BOUGHT IT TODAY.
358
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,533
I SAW IT, AND I
HAD TO HAVE IT.
359
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,368
WHY DID YOU BUY A DRESS
TODAY OF ALL DAYS?
360
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,304
YOU COME INTO THE BAR,
YOU MEET EVERYBODY,
361
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,507
AND GO OUT AND GET
A "COME GET ME" DRESS?
362
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,675
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
363
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,678
I JUST SAW IT TODAY.
364
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,014
OH.
365
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,549
OF COURSE.
366
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:26,019
YOU DID WHAT ANYONE
IN YOUR POSITION
WOULD HAVE DONE.
367
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,754
DIANE, IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT?
368
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:28,755
YES, YES.
369
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:29,856
YOU SURE?
370
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,558
YES, OF COURSE.
371
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,992
BACK TO WORK.
372
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,863
I SURE LIKE SAM.
373
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:37,997
SLUT!
374
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,106
WHAT?
375
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,776
I--I SAID, UH,
THANKS A LOT.
376
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,779
OH. OH.
377
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,713
YOU'RE WELCOME.
378
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,317
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
379
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,285
SAM?
380
00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,719
MALONE.
ONE FOR DINNER.
381
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,789
DO YOU HAVE
RESERVATIONS?
382
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,057
PLENTY OF THEM,
383
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,325
BUT I CAME ANYWAY.
384
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,794
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
OH, HERE YOU GO.
385
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,162
OH, NICE.
THANKS.
386
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,330
HEY, BUDDY.
387
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:14,267
HEY, SAM.
HOW YOU DOING?
388
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,404
LISTEN,
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR THIS AFTERNOON.
389
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,806
I WAS A LITTLE--
I WAS A LITTLE CRAZY.
390
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,308
HERE YOU GO.
391
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,609
I THINK
THE THREE OF US
392
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,312
ARE GONNA BE REAL
GOOD FRIENDS NOW.
393
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,813
DON'T YOU THINK?
394
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,481
YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO.
395
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,816
YEAH, ME, TOO.
396
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,184
LET'S GET
TO DINNER.
397
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,185
WHOA. WHAT'S THE RUSH?
398
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,187
WELL, THE SOONER
WE BEGIN,
399
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,055
THE SOONER
WE CAN FINISH,
400
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,325
AND THEN WE CAN
BE FINISHED.
401
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,762
AHH.
402
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,411
ISN'T FRIENDSHIP
GREAT?
403
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,546
YEAH.
404
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,917
WHAT'S THAT SAYING
ABOUT FRIENDS AND LOVERS?
405
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,919
OH, YEAH.
"FRIENDS AND LOVERS--
406
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,921
DON'T LEAVE HOME
WITHOUT THEM."
407
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,089
VERY FUNNY!
408
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,858
YEAH. WAIT
A MINUTE.
409
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:12,859
YOU'RE TICKLISH.
410
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:13,926
OH, YOU ARE!
411
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,094
WILL YOU--
412
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,263
NO! PLEASE!
413
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,797
DINNERTIME!
414
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,901
YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SHOUT.
415
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,604
WE CAN HEAR YOU,
YOU KNOW?
416
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,072
YES, OF COURSE.
417
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,975
HUNGER MAKES ME
WANT TO SHOUT.
418
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,577
WELL, COME ON.
419
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:31,478
WHOA.
420
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,280
SORRY I DON'T HAVE
PLACE CARDS.
421
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,682
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL JUST PUT SAM
IN THE MIDDLE
422
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:36,883
SO WE CAN SHARE HIM.
423
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:37,884
OKEY-DOKE.
424
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:38,951
EXCUSEZ-MOI.
425
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,453
I THINK
THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT,
426
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,222
JUST THE THREE OF US.
427
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,690
THREE GOOD FRIENDS.
428
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,858
YEAH, LIKE PORTHOS,
ATHOS, AND ARAMIS.
429
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,194
THERE YOU GO.
430
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,229
I DON'T THINK
SAM KNOWS
THAT REFERENCE.
431
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,198
HEY, I MAY NOT
READ BOOKS,
432
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,899
BUT I KNOW GOOD MUSIC.
433
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:53,833
SUPREMES, RIGHT?
434
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,569
FABULOUS.
435
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,206
HEY. YEAH, SOMETIMES
I SURPRISE HER.
436
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,073
I BET YOU DO.
437
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,709
O.K., WELL,
HERE WE GO.
438
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,712
HOPE YOU DIDN'T
HAVE SPAGHETTI
FOR LUNCH.
439
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:08,715
I THOUGHT WE WERE
HAVING VEAL OSCAR.
440
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,518
THERE ARE REMNANTS
OF IT IN THE SAUCE.
441
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:15,522
I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GOING
TO DO ANYTHING WITH VEAL.
442
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,758
UM, WELL,
THIS SUCKER
WAS ALREADY DEAD.
443
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,762
WELL, IT LOOKS
DIVINE, DIANE.
444
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,930
AW, THANKS.
445
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,232
BON APPETIT.
446
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:31,904
OH, DIANE, REMEMBER
THE WAY WE USED TO EAT
"PASGHETTI" WHEN WE WERE KIDS?
447
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,940
NO.
448
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,308
LIKE THIS.
449
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,355
OH, THAT WAS GOOD.
450
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,056
THAT WAS GOOD.
451
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,191
ALL RIGHT,
LET ME TRY.
452
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,132
YOU GOT SOME SAUCE
ON YOUR BLOUSE THERE.
453
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,634
OH.
454
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,204
THANKS FOR
YOUR DISCRETION.
455
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,275
THIS IS
WONDERFUL SPAGHETTI.
456
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,610
MMM.
457
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,611
MMM.
458
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:14,914
AND THE PASTA IS COOKED
JUST PERFECTLY.
459
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:15,948
OH, YEAH.
460
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,385
IT'S FIRM, YET IT
YIELDS TO THE BITE.
461
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,187
THAT'S EXACTLY THE WAY
IT SHOULD BE.
462
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,822
HERE, TAKE A BITE
OFF THE END OF THIS.
463
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,057
OH, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
HERE, TRY MINE.
464
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,260
OH, YOURS?
465
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,395
THERE YOU GO.
466
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,129
OH, YOURS IS GOOD, TOO.
467
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:32,832
MMM!
OH, BOY.
468
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:37,704
OH...
469
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,439
WHAT?
470
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:43,075
MMM. THIS GARLIC BREAD
IS MAGNIFICENT.
471
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,377
YEAH, I'LL--
472
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,479
WAIT.
HAVE SOME OF MINE.
473
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,415
OOH, HOT, HOT, HOT!
474
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,717
YOU DON'T EVEN
HAVE TO CHEW IT.
475
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:54,421
YOU SET IT
IN YOUR MOUTH,
AND IT MELTS.
476
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,923
BOY, YEAH.
GOOD EATS. GOOD EATS.
477
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,860
OH, YOU HAVE
A LITTLE SAUCE
478
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,228
RIGHT THERE IN THE--
479
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,563
HERE?
480
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,565
DON'T WANT
TO WASTE IT.
481
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,033
THE OTHER SIDE THERE.
482
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,034
HMM? HMM?
483
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,337
STOP IT!
484
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:13,039
STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
I MEAN IT, HEATHER!
485
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,173
WHAT?
486
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:17,644
WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT.
487
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,647
YOU KNOW PERFECTLY
WELL WHAT.
488
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,049
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
489
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,051
SPAGHETTI, SAUCE,
BREAD--
490
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,453
HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
491
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:31,458
NOW WHAT THE HELL'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
492
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,860
I KNOW WHAT
THAT WAS ALL ABOUT.
493
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,395
YOU THINK
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT NOODLES MEAN
494
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:38,264
IN SEXUAL LINGO?
495
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:40,066
AND SAUCE?
496
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,568
I READ MY FREUD.
497
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,372
DIANE, WE WERE JUST
ENJOYING THE MEAL.
498
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,673
OH, DON'T
GIVE ME THAT.
499
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,007
THAT MEAL'S
INEDIBLE.
500
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:49,809
YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
501
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,679
YOU'RE DOING
THE SAME THING I DID
THIS AFTERNOON,
502
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,914
AND YOU CALLED ME NUTS.
503
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,051
NO, SAM,
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
504
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,787
IT'S NOT SURPRISING.
505
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:03,690
IT'S JUST I'M
A VERY SORT OF FRIENDLY
AND OUTGOING PERSON.
506
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:05,224
SOMETIMES PEOPLE
MISINTERPRET IT.
507
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:08,194
I'M JUST VERY SURPRISED
IT CAME FROM YOU, DIANE.
508
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,629
YEAH, ME, TOO.
509
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,202
OH, HEATHER.
510
00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:17,704
WHAT AM I SAYING?
511
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,373
I MUST REALLY
BE PARANOID,
MUSTN'T I?
512
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:22,742
NO.
513
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,744
IT'S HAPPENED
TO ME BEFORE.
514
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,179
IT'S HAPPENED
TO EVERYONE BEFORE.
515
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,648
HEATHER...
516
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,618
I'M SO SORRY.
517
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,021
SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT,
HEATHER.
518
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:41,928
HOW CAN YOU
BE EATING NOW?
519
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,865
I'VE EATEN THROUGH
WORSE THAN THIS.
520
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,070
WELL...
521
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,473
GOODBYE.
522
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:54,741
HEATHER,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
523
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,142
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING,
ARE YOU?
524
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:57,744
WELL,
PARANOID OR NOT,
525
00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,546
I'M OBVIOUSLY
MAKING DIANE
UNCOMFORTABLE.
526
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,848
HONESTLY, NO!
527
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:10,790
OUR FRIENDSHIP
IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
FRIENDSHIP IN MY LIFE,
528
00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:14,461
AND I WOULD NEVER,
NEVER DO ANYTHING
529
00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,596
TO INTENTIONALLY
HURT IT.
530
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,732
PLEASE FORGIVE ME
AND STAY.
531
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,902
OH, OF COURSE.
532
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,104
COULDN'T THROW AWAY
20 YEARS.
533
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,578
AW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
534
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,981
I JUST WANT
TO THANK YOU
535
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:38,184
FOR LETTING ME
BE PART OF THIS.
THAT WAS VERY SWEET.
536
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,351
OH, SAM.
537
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:40,653
YOU ARE SO SWEET.
538
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,489
AW, HEY, WELL...
539
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,226
YEAH. HEY.
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