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Cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Morning, norm.
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Morning, sam.
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Coffee's on.
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Great. Any calls?
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Mm-mmm.
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Mmm. Vera called
This morning.
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Oh, yeah? You guys
Going to patch it up?
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No. She just wanted to
Reach out and nag someone.
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Come on, admit it, norm.
You miss her.
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Yeah, yeah,
I do miss her.
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As a matter of fact,
Sam, there's only one
Thing that keeps me
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From taking her back
Right now.
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She kicked you out
On your butt.
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Right.
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Sammy, I appreciate
You letting me crash here
For a while.
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Don't mention it.
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When I get back on my feet,
I insist on paying you some
Kind of rent, all right?
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Hey, come on, norm,
It's not necessary.
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Come on,
I have my pride
To consider, please.
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All right. You can
Pay me $1.00 a month.
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For what?
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All right.
How about 50 cents?
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Fine, but no
Cleaning deposit.
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We're low on cream, sam.
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I'll get
Right on it.
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No rush, no rush.
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* making the way
In the world today *
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* takes everything you've got *
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* taking a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away *
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* sometimes
You want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you want to be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you want to be *
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* where everybody knows
Your name *
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* you want to go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you want to go where everybody
Knows your name *
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Coach, do you know
Who that is?
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Who, the guy
With dick cavett?
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Coach,
That's dick cavett.
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Yeah, it is him.
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Yeah, lecturer,
Talk-show host,
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Raconteur,
Short guy.
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Kind of cute
For a brainiac.
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[sam]
I used to
Watch him on pbs.
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You watch pbs?
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Well, sure.
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There's that one show
I used to love
In particular.
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Which one?
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The one
With all the girls
Answering the phones.
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I wonder what
Dick cavett's
Doing in boston.
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I don't like
The look on her face.
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I haven't seen one
I do like.
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Look at this.
What a shame.
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Scooter mcgrath died.
Heart attack.
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Oh. Who was he, coach?
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An old teammate
Of mine, carla.
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Nice guy.
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Oh, coach, I'm sorry
To hear that.
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Yeah, you know, scooter
Had a lot of bad habits.
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He probably got himself
Out of shape.
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There you go. Just
Goes to show you.
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Everybody needs
A little bit of
Exercise.
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Yeah, I could sure
Use something.
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What do you recommend?
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You could do
What I do.
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It's prehensile
Isotonic geometrics.
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Huh?
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Prehensile isotonic
Geometrics.
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What is it?
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It's muscle tension
Under constant
Contraction.
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The beauty of it
Is you can do it
Anytime, anywhere,
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But you
Don't perspire.
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You want to give it
A shot here, coach?
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Yeah, sure.
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Ok,
So choose a muscle,
When I say go,
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Flex it
For 60 seconds,
All right?
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Right.
1, 2, 3, go.
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Uh-oh. I saw this
On twilight zone once.
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Excuse me.
I couldn't help noticing.
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You're dick cavett.
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Ah, well,
I couldn't help
Being dick cavett.
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Ah, wit.
My ears hunger for it.
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Being an aspiring poetess,
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I, of course,
Enjoyed your interviews
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With all those
Wonderful writers
And poets.
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I'll never forget the night
That that russian poet
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Decided to defect
On your stage.
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Yeah,
That was a great moment.
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Upset the cleaning crew
A little.
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Oh, you goose!
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So, what brings you
To our hostelry?
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Well, if you must know,
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And I gather you must,
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I'm doing
A book-signing party
Over at the plaza.
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Yes, yes, your new book.
It's wonderful.
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Have you read it?
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No. I can only imagine.
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You must have a lot
Of close and dear friends
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Who are in
The publishing world.
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A few.
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Wouldn't it be
A great thrill for you
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To run across
A budding poetic genius?
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Only if I were
Wearing cleats.
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You don't know
How I welcome
Your sense of humor
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In this desert
Of banality.
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I wouldn't
Call this a desert.
No?
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No, a desert would
Be an easier place
To get a drink.
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Oh, yes.
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What can I get for you?
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Time's up, coach.
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So, did it work, coach?
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No. Cliff, I was trying
To flex my gall bladder,
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But I remembered
It's in providence.
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That's the stupidest
Exercise system I ever saw.
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Yeah, stupid
Like a fox.
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How do you keep
So trim, carla?
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Sex.
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You mean sex is
The greatest exercise?
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Nah. I miss it so much,
I can't eat.
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"We ran together.
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"Spring set the pace
Through the wild
Heather's bloom.
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"We stopped,
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"Transfixed
By a mayfly's flight.
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"Is love not such,
But easier to capture?
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"A bug, you said,
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"Crushing it.
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I smiled,
But just a little."
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Well, what did
You think?
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Well, it's, uh...Ahem...
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It could use
A little bit of, um--
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What shall I say?
It needs a little...
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Ambiguity, tension,
And paradox?
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Exactly.
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I think I've solved that
With ephemera ii.
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Ahem.
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"The sky was gossamer...
Diane...
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Filling the world with--"
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Diane, somebody wants you
At another table.
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Who?
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Everybody at this one.
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Oh, sam--
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Come on, scoot.
Go on.
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I'm sorry
About that, mr. Cavett.
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She gets
A little overexcited
Sometimes.
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Ah, that's all right.
Happens all the time.
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I'm sam malone,
I'm the owner of the bar here.
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You want anything,
Just call me, all right?
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Hey, wait.
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Sam malone.
Yeah.
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You played baseball?
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Yeah, that's right.
You remember me?
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Sure. I saw you
Pitch once in
Yankee stadium.
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Is that right?
Did I have a good night?
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I hope so.
You had a lousy day.
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As I remember
You hit three batters
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And gave up
Back-to-back homers.
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You remember that game?
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I had a drinking problem
Back in those days.
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There are a few things
I don't remember
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Like, uh...
Oh, 1974, 1975.
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'75--the year
You won the pennant.
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We did?
Hey! How about that?
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Is that right?
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Well,
You certainly
Seem fine now.
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Yeah, well,
I finally kicked it.
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Listen,
If you want anything,
You just give a holler.
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O.K., sam.
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Say, uh, sam,
I want to thank you
For everything.
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You bet.
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A pleasure meeting you.
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Say, um...
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Has it ever
Occurred to you
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That there might be some public
Interest in your life story?
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Oh, you mean because
Of my baseball career
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And my battle
Against alcohol
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And the irony
Of owning a bar now?
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Right.
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Never crossed my mind.
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How about this?
Type out 50 pages,
Submit it to me,
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And I'll show it
To a publisher.
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They're always looking
For a good story.
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Hey, that's great.
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Why are you
Doing this for me?
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Well, I like to encourage
Young writers, you know,
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Especially one
Who has the potential
Of being inferior to me.
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Hey,
Thank you very much,
Mr. Cavett.
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Hey, guys, hear that?
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Mr. Cavett's gonna help me
Get my life story published.
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Way to go.
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Diane, did you--
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The man was just starting
To fall under the thrall
Of my poetry
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When you distracted him
With your own miserable life.
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Come on, sweetheart,
It wasn't anything
Like that.
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I mean,
It was his idea.
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Well, it's
Still ridiculous.
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Sam, the written word
Is very special to me.
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To you,
It's nothing more
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Than a means of finding
The men's room.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Come on. Listen.
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I wrote pretty good
In high school.
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You didn't write
Pretty good.
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You wrote pretty well.
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Gee, I wish
She'd make up her mind.
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Whoa,
Wait a second here.
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Listen, I got an idea.
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You're a pretty goo--
Well writer.
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Why don't we, uh...
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Listen,
Why don't you help me
Write this thing?
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Please?
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You're just
Feeling sorry for me.
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No, I'm not.
Listen, I'm not.
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Come here.
Come here.
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Look, uh, I threw
Away my chance to be
A famous guy once.
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Maybe you could,
Uh, help me
This time. Please?
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Well, it would be
Good experience.
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However, I would insist on
An "As told to" credit.
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O.K. Hey, listen,
I think this is
Gonna be great.
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You and I make such
A wonderful team
In every other way.
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Oh, come on, sam,
Do you want to fool around
Or do you want to write?
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Well, I thought
I could do one
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And you could
Do the other.
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Let's get started.
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All right.
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Moonglow?
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Moonglow peterson,
Is that you?
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It's me,
Wally bodell!
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Wally bodell?
From dean acheson high?
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One and the same.
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Well, I'll be.
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I haven't seen you
Since high school.
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You put on
A few pounds, pal.
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You lost a few.
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Yeah. You know,
I work out a little bit,
You know?
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It's good
Seeing you,
Moonglow.
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Good to see you.
Moonglow, huh?
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Yeah, we wrestled together
In high school.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, and at
The state tournament,
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His opponent
Accidentally yanked off
Norm's trunks.
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Don't laugh.
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That's how
I first caught
Vera's eye.
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Let me get you a beer.
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Oh, I got some.
251
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,533
Oh, good, good.
252
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,368
Old vera. Boy.
253
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,138
You know, norm and I
Competed for vera
All through high school.
254
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,507
Yeah, whatever
Happened to her, huh, norm?
255
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,975
I married her.
256
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,044
Married the hell
Out of her.
257
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:31,418
Actually, wally,
Vera and I are kind of
Separated right now.
258
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,419
Yeah?
259
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,453
Yeah.
260
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,655
Oh, that's too bad.
261
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:39,059
Hey, you wouldn't mind
If I just sort of dropped by
262
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,961
And said hello to her,
Would you?
263
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,896
Mind? Hell, no.
264
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,564
She's nothing
To me now.
265
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,233
Don't worry
About it.
266
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,068
Yeah, that's right.
He's going out
With a girl
267
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,137
That's a lot better
Than that old vera,
That old hag.
268
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,504
And you can
Tell her, too.
269
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,473
You're damn right.
270
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,875
What's her name?
271
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,109
It's, uh...
272
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:56,910
Tanya.
273
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,745
Right, right. Tanya.
274
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,881
Yeah, tanya
Cocoabutter.
275
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,487
Hey, you sure you don't
Mind if I drop by on vera?
276
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,488
Sure.
277
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,123
All right.
I got to go.
278
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,591
Nice meeting you,
Cliff.
Hey, wally.
279
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,360
Yeah,
Take care, wally.
280
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,195
All right.
281
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,464
Hey, don't
Mention it, norm.
282
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:26,239
Say, norm, when are you
Gonna bring tanya by here?
283
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,144
Hey, normie, normie,
What's the long face for?
284
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,846
What's the matter?
285
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,115
You guys don't know
Wally like I do.
286
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,749
He moves fast.
287
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:40,888
Wonder if vera will
Let me kiss the bride
At their wedding.
288
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,890
I'm sure she will,
Normie.
289
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,391
She didn't at ours.
290
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:49,529
Of course, you know,
I didn't try that hard.
291
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,810
Boy, I feel terrific.
292
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,512
Been exercising,
Coach?
293
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,781
Yeah. I just came back from
Doing some laps in the pool.
294
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,183
How many you up to?
295
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:14,087
Huh? Three. It takes
About an hour.
296
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,456
Coach, that's kind
Of slow, isn't it?
297
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:20,527
I could run a hell of a lot
Faster if they got the water
Out of there.
298
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,866
Well, you know
What they say, coach--
299
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,368
Healthy body,
Healthy mind--
300
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,070
Pick one you got
A good shot at.
301
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:33,573
I never felt better.
302
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,741
I feel
20 years old again.
303
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,376
Good for you,
Coach.
304
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,278
Carla, listen,
I betcha I could do
Handstand pushups
305
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,880
Right now, and I
Haven't done any in years.
306
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,482
I'm going to try it.
307
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,317
Coach,
You be careful there.
You might hurt something.
308
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,153
I got to try it,
Cliffo!
309
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,421
Oh!
310
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,689
Wow!
311
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,992
Now let me try it
One-handed!
312
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,994
I still got
The old touch!
313
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,662
Coach, what the hell
Are you doing?
314
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,665
Handstand pushups,
Like I used to do
In spring training.
315
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,568
Coach, you never did
Handstand pushups
In spring training.
316
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,970
That was
Johnny driscoll.
317
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,872
Oh, yeah,
Johnny driscoll.
318
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,675
[glass clatters]
319
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,011
Are you o.K.?
320
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,345
Yeah, carla, I'm o.K.,
321
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,913
Thanks to sam.
322
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,383
Oh, yeah?
323
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,519
Yeah, I got
A kick out of it.
324
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:20,820
Yeah.
325
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,522
Don't worry
About it.
326
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,823
I'll be here.
327
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,658
Yeah.
328
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,396
Who was that on the phone?
329
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,299
Wally bodell. I
Guess he didn't like
My little prank.
330
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,800
[cliff]
Whoa, what'd you do?
331
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,636
I told the cops
He was holding dope.
332
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,072
You'd think
The guy had never been
Strip-searched before.
333
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,407
What a sorehead.
334
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,176
Normie, how could you do
A thing like that, huh?
335
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,212
Guy was getting
On my nerves.
336
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,147
He's really putting
The moves on vera.
337
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,915
Every time I drive
By the house,
338
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,517
His damn car's
In the driveway.
339
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,785
Oh, so, he's coming
Down here now?
340
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,254
Yeah, we're going to
Talk things over
A little bit.
341
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,956
Good idea, norm.
You have a little talk,
342
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,859
You punctuate it
With a fist in his face.
343
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,095
Whoa. Oh. Hey,
She might have
A point there, normie.
344
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,231
I mean, you've
Sort of hit bottom now,
345
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,466
So it's time to make repairs,
Fix the old engine,
346
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,401
And get back out
On that highway.
347
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,371
Don't tell me you wrecked
Your car, too, norm.
348
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,540
Coach,
It's a metaphor.
349
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,643
Those are the hardest
To get parts for.
350
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:21,214
Ooh! Oh!
Hey, diane, he's here.
351
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,551
Uh, mr. Cavett.
352
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,652
Richard.
353
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,220
Oh, yeah. Hi.
354
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,989
Thanks for coming on
Down. This is great.
355
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,491
Say, I'm a little
Late for a meeting,
356
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,293
So I can't
Stay very long, sam,
357
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:37,130
But I thought
You'd be anxious
To hear the verdict.
358
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,166
Guilty. Ha ha!
359
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,968
I'm sorry.
360
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,603
We're both
A little bit nervous.
361
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,837
What did you think?
362
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:48,975
Well, I, uh,
I thought the writing
Was competent,
363
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,977
A little undisciplined
In places,
364
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:54,013
But, still, it has
A certain energy to it.
365
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,815
Oh!
366
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,217
Thank you.
367
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,186
I take it you're
Sam's co-author--
368
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:04,291
Miss, uh, jessica
Simpson-bourget.
369
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,994
Diane chambers.
370
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,530
I was only hiding behind
That nom de plume
371
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,632
Until I made sure
That you liked it.
372
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,668
I did just find that out,
Didn't I?
373
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:19,706
How can I put this,
Jessica? It, uh...
374
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:20,873
You don't like it?
375
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,642
Well,
I liked it.
376
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,877
It, uh, shows
A great deal
Of promise.
377
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,047
But you're not going to give it
To your publisher.
378
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,849
Well,
I'm afraid not.
379
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,119
How come?
380
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,920
Well, I sounded him
Out about it,
381
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,423
But he feels
It's a little tame,
382
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,024
Not controversial
Enough.
383
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,460
Well, what about
The booze problem?
384
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,829
Well, I guess
Booze isn't enough
These days.
385
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,664
Maybe 10 years ago.
386
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,633
But nowadays, they're
Looking for something
A little more spicy--
387
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,469
Drugs, homosexuality,
A little perversion.
388
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,672
Well, I'm sorry
I didn't get out more.
389
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,875
You know what,
Though, there is
An inference here
390
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,312
That you were
A bit of a playboy
During your career.
391
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,781
Playboy?
Hell, yes. I--
392
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,683
Well, kind of.
393
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,653
Well, as I say, you
Seemed to kind of shy
Away from that in here,
394
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:10,022
And, well, the cold fact
Is sex sells.
395
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,058
Now, of course,
My publisher wouldn't be
Interested in it,
396
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,193
But there are plenty
Who would,
397
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,628
And it might be
Worth the chance.
398
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,698
Anyway,
I'll say good-bye.
I got to run along.
399
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,032
O.K.
400
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,136
Well, thank you anyway
For coming down here,
Mr. Cavett.
401
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,737
Oh, sure. Sure.
402
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,539
Ta-ta, richard.
403
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,774
Well, uh, hey.
404
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,278
What do you say
We get started here, huh?
405
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,779
Started on what?
406
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,215
Well, on what
Mr. Cavett was
Talking about here,
407
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,884
Spicing this thing
Up a little.
408
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,419
Sam.
409
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,622
I'm not going
To have my first
Published manuscript
410
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,658
Be a memoir
Full of luridities.
411
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,595
No, sweetheart. I think
What he was talking
About was--
412
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,731
I know what
He was talking about.
413
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,967
Hey. Hey,
Come on, diane.
414
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,269
If we get published,
415
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:59,206
This could mean
A whole new life
For me.
416
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,208
For you, too. Huh?
417
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,775
Well...
418
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:07,113
No, no. I would never
Prostitute my talents
That way.
419
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:11,284
Well, would
Jessica simpson-bourget?
420
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,653
That little
Smut peddler?
421
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,089
In a minute.
422
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,991
I got some paper
In the office.
423
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,893
O.K.
424
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,930
If they want steam,
I'll give them steam.
425
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,833
We'll use every weapon
In my literary arsenal
426
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:32,272
To make
Their tongues hang out
In unbridled desire.
427
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,907
Coach, we don't
Want to be bothered.
428
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,443
Who does?
429
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,251
Norm.
430
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,387
He's here.
431
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,688
Here comes black bart.
432
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:52,325
This town ain't big enough
For both of you.
433
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,294
Of course,
What town is?
434
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,735
You wanted
To see me, moonglow?
435
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,472
Go get him, norm.
436
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,376
Yeah, I wanted
To...Just talk.
437
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:12,512
Talk's cheap.
Throw some hands.
438
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,448
He wants you
To leave his woman alone.
439
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,884
So you don't like me
Seeing vera, huh?
440
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,218
No!
No!
441
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:24,257
I'm not, uh, real wild
About it, frankly.
442
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:27,193
There's something
You ought to know, norm.
443
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,596
I like vera a lot.
444
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,265
Yeah? How did you like
The state trooper
445
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,267
With the icy hands?
446
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,540
It had its moments.
447
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,845
You know, you're
As big a dink
448
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,980
As you were in high school,
Peterson.
449
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,181
Remodel
His face.
450
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,383
Positions.
451
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,819
Oh, you're
In trouble, bodell.
452
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:53,986
Hey. Wait.
453
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,522
Come on, you guys.
454
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,056
Get him! Get him!
455
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,491
Take this outside,
Will ya?
456
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:01,328
Back off, coach.
I'm fighting for my woman.
457
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,330
Yeah.
Winner gets vera.
458
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,703
Get him, norm!
459
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:31,558
It's, uh, not exactly
Frazier-ali, is it?
460
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:35,795
Give?
461
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:38,665
Naw. You?
462
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:39,932
No.
463
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,770
Coach, a glass
Of water, please.
464
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:53,045
Boy, can I write.
465
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,360
[grunting]
466
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,369
1, 2, 3.
467
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,804
It's over.
468
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,313
I did it.
469
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:29,516
Way to go, normie.
470
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,150
Now, take what's left
Of your self-respect
471
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,685
And clear out of here.
472
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:37,924
All right, moonglow.
All right,
473
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:42,562
You beat me, just
Like you used to
In high school.
474
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:48,601
We're still friends?
475
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,438
Hey, don't let
A 7 1/2-hour hug
476
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,973
Give you
The wrong idea.
477
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:58,144
Congratulations, norm.
You won vera.
478
00:22:58,144 --> 00:22:59,912
Who?
479
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,281
Oh, yeah, that's who
We were fighting for.
480
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:04,851
I'll have to
Tell her about it
When I see her.
481
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:08,955
Norm, go to that phone
And call vera.
482
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:10,890
Yeah.
483
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,494
Guess I should.
484
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,729
I'd rather have
A trophy, but...
485
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:28,207
Boy, does she
Write good.
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