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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:04,338 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,506 Coach: CHEERS. 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,241 CARLA, IT'S YOUR LITTLE GIRL. 4 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,642 WHAT? 5 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,580 THE BABY? 6 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,948 WELL, BRING HER TO THE PHONE. 7 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:19,553 THE BABY IS CRYING, AND THEY CAN'T MAKE HER STOP. 8 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,755 I'LL TRY A LULLABY. 9 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,424 GOD COULDN'T BE EVERYWHERE. 10 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,693 THAT'S WHY HE CREATED MOTHERS. 11 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,228 AND, UH, POSTAL CARRIERS. 12 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:29,230 Carla: YOU GOT HER? 13 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:32,166 OK. NOW, PUT HER EAR TO THE PHONE. 14 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:34,202 SWEETIE. SWEET--SWEETIE. 15 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,303 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 16 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:37,238 OK. OH, GOOD GIRL. 17 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:38,339 GOOD GIRL. 18 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:40,074 OK. NOW, LISTEN 19 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:42,076 TO MAMA. 20 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:48,449 * TOO-RA-LOO- RA-LOO-RAL * 21 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:52,052 * TOO-RA- LOO-RA- * 22 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,088 * LI * 23 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,690 * TOO-RA-LOO- * 24 00:00:56,690 --> 00:01:00,461 * RA-LOO-RAL * 25 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:05,733 * HUSH NOW, DON'T YOU CRY * 26 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:09,170 All: * TOO-RA-LOO-RA- * 27 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:11,139 * LOO-RAL * 28 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,741 * TOO-RA-LOO-RA- * 29 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,843 * LI * 30 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:18,512 * TOO-RA-LOO-RA- * 31 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:20,614 * LOO-RAL * 32 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:23,651 * THAT'S AN IRISH * 33 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:27,821 * LULLABY * 34 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,123 [WHISPERING] She's asleep. 35 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,125 YEAH! YAY! YAY! 36 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:35,062 THANKS, EVERYBODY. THANKS A LOT. 37 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:41,302 * MAKING THE WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY * 38 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:44,372 * TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT * 39 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:46,707 * TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES * 40 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:50,278 * SURE WOULD HELP A LOT * 41 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:53,414 * WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY * 42 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:58,252 * SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO GO * 43 00:01:58,252 --> 00:02:01,589 * WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME * 44 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:06,827 * AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME * 45 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,698 * YOU WANT TO BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE * 46 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:13,401 * OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME * 47 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:14,635 * YOU WANT TO BE * 48 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:18,539 * WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME * 49 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,141 * YOU WANT TO GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW * 50 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,744 * PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME * 51 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:27,715 * YOU WANT TO GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME * 52 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:50,338 HEY, EVERYBODY... 53 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,405 DRINKS ARE ON ME. 54 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:52,806 I GOT MY RAISE! 55 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:53,841 HEY! HEY! 56 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,776 CONGRATULATIONS. GOOD GOING. 57 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:57,645 THANK YOU. HIYA, NORMIE. 58 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,179 CONGRATULATIONS, CLIFF. 59 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,581 THANK YOU. 60 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,652 AHH, NORM. 61 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:08,756 NORMIE, NORMIE, NORMIE, NORMIE. 62 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,190 YOU KNOW... 63 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,925 I KNOW YOU'RE A PROUD GUY, NORM. 64 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,661 YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF WORK A LONG TIME, 65 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,195 AND I FEEL I'VE GOT TO AT LEAST TRY 66 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,265 TO SHARE MY GOOD FORTUNE WITH YOU, SO, UH... 67 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,467 I KNOW WHAT YOUR ANSWER'S GONNA BE TO THIS... 68 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:20,801 BUT WOULD YOU PLEASE ALLOW ME 69 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:23,571 TO LOAN YOU, UH...$500? 70 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:24,738 SURE! 71 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,209 UH... BEG YOUR PARDON? 72 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,713 SURE. I'D LOVE IT. HOW SOON CAN I GET IT? 73 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:35,283 YEAH. YOU KNOW, NORM, MY GREATEST FEAR WAS THAT YOU'D SAY NO 74 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,485 BECAUSE YOU'D BE AFRAID IT'D, UH, HURT OUR RELATIONSHIP. 75 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:39,987 NO. CAN I GET IT IN CASH? 76 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,689 SURE. YEAH. SURE. 77 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:44,525 I GUESS OUR, UH, FRIENDSHIP'S PRETTY SOLID, HUH? 78 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:45,993 YEAH. I MEAN, WE'RE THE KIND OF GUYS 79 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:47,328 WHO KNOWS WHAT THE OTHER GUY'S GONNA SAY 80 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:48,929 BEFORE HE EVEN SAYS IT, HUH? 81 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,632 YEAH, I WAS WRONG THIS TIME. 82 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,534 HEY, SAM. 83 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,569 HEY, MORT. HOW YOU DOING? WHAT'LL YOU HAVE? 84 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,439 LET ME HAVE A DRAFT. 85 00:03:58,439 --> 00:03:59,840 SAM, YOU GOT TO HELP ME. 86 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,475 I GOT BIG TROUBLE. 87 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,611 REALLY? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 88 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:06,547 THE COACH OF MY KID'S YOUTH LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM JUST QUIT, 89 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,549 AND I FIGURE YOU'RE A NATURAL FOR THE JOB. 90 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:09,950 UH...BOY, I'D LOVE TO, MORT, 91 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,752 BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME AROUND HERE. 92 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,854 I SPEND HALF MY LIFE TRYING TO KEEP THIS BAR ON ITS FEET, 93 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,824 AND THE OTHER HALF TRYING TO KEEP DIANE OFF HERS. 94 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,428 WELL, I GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY. 95 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,795 I MEAN, THIS IS A REAL GOOD TEAM, SAM. 96 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,397 WE GOT A REAL CHANCE 97 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,765 OF WINNING THE PENNANT HERE. 98 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,600 WAIT A SECOND. UH, DOES ANYONE, UH... 99 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,769 WANT TO MANAGE THE TEAM HERE? 100 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,938 SAM, WANT TO HEAR A CRAZY IDEA? 101 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,706 WHAT ABOUT ME? 102 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,443 WELL, COACH, THAT'S NOT A CRAZY IDEA. 103 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,411 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 104 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:40,581 WELL, I KNEW IT WAS EITHER ONE OR THE OTHER. 105 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:41,882 JUST GIVE ME A SECOND HERE. 106 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,651 COACH, THIS IS PERFECT FOR YOU. 107 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,919 I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT SOME EXTRA TIME ON YOUR HANDS. 108 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:48,055 YOU KNOW THE GAME. IT'D BE GOOD FOR YOU. 109 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,957 COME ON, SAM. YOU KNOW I NEVER MANAGED. 110 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,959 THE HIGHEST I EVER GOT WAS THIRD BASE COACH. 111 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,927 MORT. YEAH! 112 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:54,962 HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 113 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,430 YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT. 114 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,765 SAM, CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT-- 115 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,299 NO, NO. NOT RIGHT NOW. NOT RIGHT NOW. 116 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,734 SAM, Y-YOU--YOU THINK I CAN HANDLE IT? 117 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:01,869 YEAH. OF COURSE YOU CAN. 118 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:02,970 COME ON, YOU'RE NOT KIDDING. 119 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,304 I'M NOT KIDDING. 120 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,839 MORT, YOU GOT YOURSELF A MANAGER. 121 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,675 HEY, GREAT, COACH! I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO THE KIDS. 122 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:08,742 THEY'RE OVER AT THE PARK RIGHT NOW. 123 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,811 GOD, THINGS ARE GOING SO FAST. 124 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,547 SAM, I'LL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW I'M GONE. 125 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,916 I'LL PROBABLY BE BACK BEFORE I KNOW I'M GONE. 126 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,855 SAM. 127 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:25,325 I JUST GOT A REAL STRONG FEELING. 128 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,960 CARLA, WATCH THE BAR. 129 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:29,630 NO. 130 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:30,631 WHAT? 131 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,332 I MEAN, ABOUT THIS IDEA 132 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,668 THAT COACH WILL MANAGE THE TEAM. 133 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,837 I SENSE DISASTER. 134 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,506 OH, COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 135 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,474 I MEAN, THE GUY'S HOME LIFE 136 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,743 IS A CAN OF SPAGHETTIOS AND RERUNS OF BARETTA. 137 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,645 THIS'LL BE GOOD FOR HIM. 138 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,114 I MEAN, EVERY GUY NEEDS A HOBBY. RIGHT? 139 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:49,550 I WISH I HAD TIME FOR ONE. 140 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,552 NORM... 141 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:54,755 YOU'VE GOT TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN COAL. 142 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:03,697 SAM? THIS IS SERIOUS. 143 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,365 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THERE CAN BE 144 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,567 A LOT OF PRESSURE IN CHILDREN'S BASEBALL. 145 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:10,704 THE PARENTS TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY. 146 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,473 WELL, I'M AFRAID THAT THEY'LL TAKE SOMEBODY 147 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,508 AS GENTLE AND GUILELESS AS THE COACH 148 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:15,709 AND EAT HIM ALIVE. 149 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,877 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 150 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,045 HE'S BEEN IN THE BIG LEAGUES. 151 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,913 THIS IS NOT GONNA BE PRESSURE FOR HIM. 152 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,148 NO, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 153 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,883 HE WAS WORKING FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. 154 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,852 HE WAS NEVER THE BOSS. 155 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,386 I'M TELLING YOU, I CAN'T GET RID OF THIS FEELING. 156 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,721 SOMETHING'S WRONG. 157 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,490 HEY, HEY. DIANE. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FEELINGS, 158 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,158 BUT THIS IS, UH, THIS IS GUY STUFF. 159 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,860 I MEAN, THERE'S A-- 160 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,127 WHAT, IT'S A MALE BOND 161 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,930 THAT HAPPENS BETWEEN MEN THAT, UH... 162 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,666 WOMEN JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. 163 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:39,900 HEY, SWEETHEART, 164 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,902 SWEETHEART, LOOK, THIS IS PART OF ME 165 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,137 THAT IS, UH, PRIVATE, AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO STAY AWAY FROM. 166 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,507 SO IT'S, UH, HANDS OFF, NO TRESPASSING, 167 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,108 KEEP OUT, END OF DISCUSSION. 168 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,077 REALLY. YOU KNOW? 169 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,079 VERY WELL. 170 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,047 AND FROM NOW ON, THERE'S A PART OF ME 171 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:57,084 THAT'S "HANDS OFF" TO YOU. 172 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,520 Norm: OOH! 173 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,954 OOH! 174 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,422 JUST MY LUCK, 175 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,057 IT'LL BE ONE OF THE PARTS I CARE ABOUT. 176 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,464 SAM, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 177 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:11,665 SHOOT. 178 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,501 WHERE DO YOU STAND ON BREAST-FEEDING? 179 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,936 AS I RECALL, I--I LIKED IT. 180 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:20,173 UH, NO, I MEAN ME, WITH MY BABY, IN HERE. 181 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,909 UH...CARLA... I GUESS 182 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:24,612 IT'S CHEAPER THAN A PIANO PLAYER. 183 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,783 LOOK, SAMMY, I-- YOU KNOW, I'M JUST TIRED 184 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,852 OF HAVING TO RUN HOME TO FEED HER ALL THE TIME 185 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,687 DURING MY SHIFT. 186 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,789 I SHOULD'VE DONE LIKE I DID WITH ALL MY OTHER KIDS. 187 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,958 YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T BREAST-FEED THE OTHER 4? 188 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,727 NAH. THEY WENT RIGHT TO RAW MEAT. 189 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:44,197 HEY, EVERYBODY. 190 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,566 HEY! HEY... 191 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,136 HEY. 192 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:52,673 SAY, UH, REMEMBER THAT, REMEMBER THAT MONEY YOU WERE GONNA LEND ME? 193 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,974 OH, OF COURSE. 194 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,643 NOW, LOOK, YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE, 195 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,144 YOU'RE IN NEED, AND I'M HERE TO HELP YOU. 196 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,146 I'VE GOT YOUR MONEY, YEAH. 197 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,148 LOOK, IS A HANDSHAKE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? 198 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,149 SURE. 199 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,184 NOT FOR ME. 200 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,587 A LOAN APPLICATION? 201 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,989 HEY, IT'S A LOAN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE, 202 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,991 NOT A HANDOUT. 203 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,026 I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS KIND OF HUMILIATION, ALL RIGHT? 204 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,662 I MEAN, I WOULDN'T BE ASKING FOR THIS 205 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:15,829 UNLESS I REALLY NEEDED IT. 206 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,565 ALL RIGHT, NOW I GOT YOU. 207 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,867 JUST KIDDING AROUND HERE. 208 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,501 THANK YOU. THIS IS GONNA GO A LONG WAY 209 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,537 TO PAY A LOT OF BILLS. 210 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:26,239 YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULD THINK OF SOMETHING NICE FOR VERA, TOO. 211 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:29,076 HEY, NOW, HOW ABOUT A CANDLE LIT DINNER FOR 2? 212 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:32,112 GREAT. COME ON. WE'LL TALK ABOUT VERA LATER. 213 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,553 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 214 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,021 INTRODUCING THE TITANS! 215 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,122 OHH! 216 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,591 MOVE IT. 217 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,025 LET'S GO. 218 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,627 Sam: OH. 219 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,529 THAT'S A WELL-DRILLED TEAM, COACH. 220 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,664 THANK YOU, SAM. 221 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:52,532 YEAH, AND LOOK AT YOU, COACH! 222 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,001 THANK YOU, DIANE. 223 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,102 COACH, HOW ABOUT DOING THE HONORS HERE? 224 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,536 OH, YEAH. SURE, SAM. 225 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,972 UH, FELLAS...THIS IS SAM "MAYDAY" MALONE, 226 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,473 PROBABLY THE GREATEST RELIEF PITCHER 227 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,275 THE GAME OF BASEBALL EVER KNEW. 228 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,878 THEN HE HIT THE BOTTLE, AND HE WAS THROUGH IN LESS THAN A YEAR. 229 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,013 REMEMBER THAT. 230 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:08,649 HI. 231 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,651 AND THIS IS DIANE. SHE'S SMART. 232 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:15,322 UH, LET ME, UH, INTRODUCE MY BOYS TO YOU, SAM. 233 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,925 UH, THIS IS PEEWEE, MOOSE, JUICE, 234 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,060 GOOSE, THE TANK, THE CHANCELLOR, 235 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,562 THE BULL, THE CANNONBALL EXPRESS, 236 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,298 SPECS, AND DYNAMIC DUO. 237 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:28,235 SO, WHAT'VE YOU GUYS BEEN WORKING ON SO FAR, COACH? 238 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,703 NICKNAMES. 239 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,240 WELL, PARTY'S OVER NOW, SAM, 240 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,108 AND WE START BUSTING SOME BUTTS. 241 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,744 I'LL HAVE THESE GUYS IN SHAPE WITHIN THE WEEK. 242 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,145 WELL, THERE YOU GO. 243 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:41,048 NOW, ISN'T THAT ALWAYS THE WAY WITH CHILDREN? 244 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:43,116 DELIGHTFUL MELDING OF THEIR INNOCENCE 245 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,752 WITH YOUR WISDOM. 246 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,086 YES, WE TEACH THEM, 247 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,588 BUT THEY LEAVE THEIR IMPRESSION ON US--AAOOH! 248 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,362 DEVIATE. 249 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,665 FORGET IT, DIANE. I CAN HANDLE THIS. 250 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,767 I GOT A WAY OF COMMUNICATING WITH KIDS. 251 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,334 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, FILE OUT, 252 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,203 EXCEPT YOU, SPECS. 253 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,672 LET'S GO. MOVE IT! MOVE IT! 254 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,273 Sam: SEE? HUH? 255 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:10,010 OK, OK. MAYBE THIS THING 256 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,813 WILL BE A GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR HIM, HUH? 257 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,782 YEAH, HE'S STANDING A LITTLE TALLER. 258 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,750 THERE'S A LIGHT IN HIS EYES. 259 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,952 HE'S LIKE A WHOLE NEW PERSON. 260 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,287 SPECS, YOU GET ONLY ONE CHANCE 261 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,023 TO MAKE A MISTAKE ON THIS TEAM. 262 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,225 GO HOME AND TELL YOUR MOTHER YOU'RE A FLOP. 263 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,630 A WHOLE NEW PERSON I DISLIKE INTENSELY. 264 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,099 HEY. C-COACH. HEY. 265 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,300 YOU'RE GONNA KICK HIM OFF THE TEAM 266 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,968 JUST FOR THAT ONE LITTLE INCIDENT? 267 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,636 NO, SAM, THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON. 268 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,005 HE'S LEADING THE LEAGUE IN ERRORS. 269 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,740 THE ONLY THING HE'S HAD HIS HANDS ON ALL WEEK 270 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,842 IS DIANE'S KEISTER. 271 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:01,061 DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO. 272 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,996 HI. DCHOO DCHOO DCHOO DCHOO DCHOO. 273 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,431 YEE-EEE-EEE. 274 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:07,067 OH, WOODJU, WOODJU, WOODJIE, WOODJU. 275 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,068 KEE KEE. 276 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,737 NANNY, NANNY, NANNY, NAN. 277 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,039 A-GOO, GOO, GOO, GOO, GOO, GOO. 278 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,742 KOOTCHIE, KOOTCHIE, KOOTCHIE, KOOTCHIE. KOOTCHIE. 279 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:17,911 UH...AHEM. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING TO? 280 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,920 BEEN TALKING STUPID TO A DUCK. 281 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,690 OH, WE... WE KEPT IT QUIET. 282 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,260 [BABY CRIES LOUDLY] 283 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,328 AW, SHE'S HUNGRY. 284 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,329 [CHUCKLES] 285 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:37,330 OK. 286 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,266 [BABY CRIES] 287 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,234 WELL... HERE'S DINNER. 288 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,235 HEY, WHOA! 289 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,772 WHOA! 290 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,039 WHOA. UH, CARLA, COME ON. 291 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,741 IT MAKES US A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 292 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,778 OK, OK! I'LL GO IN SAM'S OFFICE. 293 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:51,879 THANK YOU. 294 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,347 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MODESTY? 295 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,783 REALLY. WHO WOULD WANT TO LOOK 296 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,785 AT SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 297 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,787 HEY, YOU GUYS SEEN MISS JUNE? 298 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,955 HEY, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE, HUH? 299 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,056 HEY, HOO, WHOO! 300 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,025 OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! 301 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:08,796 OH, DEAR. NORM'S IN SEASON AGAIN. 302 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,464 COACH IS A LITTLE LATE THIS EVENING, ISN'T HE? 303 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,000 YEAH. THE GAME MUST'VE GONE INTO EXTRA INNINGS. 304 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,501 HOW ARE THOSE TITANS DOING? 305 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:18,138 THEY HAVE NOT LOST A GAME SINCE COACH TOOK OVER. 306 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,808 COACH HAS LOST HIS SWEET DISPOSITION. 307 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,242 HE'S TURNED INTO A TYRANT. 308 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,144 YEAH, BUT HE'S WINNING, DIANE, AND WINNING'S 309 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,079 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING HERE. 310 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,817 WELL, I DON'T THINK WINNING IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING HERE. 311 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,285 WELL, GOOD. THEN YOU WON'T MIND LOSING THIS ARGUMENT. 312 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,221 OVER MY DEAD BODY. 313 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,790 HEY. DON'T BRING LAST NIGHT INTO THIS. 314 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,094 THAT'S EXACTLY WHATIT WAS... 315 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,863 YOUR LAST NIGHT. 316 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,865 AW, NOW, COME ON. 317 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,101 COME ON, I WAS JUST KIDDING, I WAS JUST KIDDING. 318 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,103 COME ON, DON'T BE MAD. DON'T BE MAD. 319 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,939 WHAT ARE WE ARGUING ABOUT? 320 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,107 I MEAN--I MEAN, COACH IS JUST BEING DEDICATED, 321 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,043 THAT'S ALL. 322 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,477 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT 323 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,979 I'D SAY THIS ABOUT ANOTHER MAN, 324 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,981 BUT COACH MAY HAVE THE ATTRIBUTES 325 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,050 TO, UH, BE A GOOD POSTAL CARRIER: 326 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,252 DEDICATION, INTENSITY, AND SINGLE-MINDEDNESS. 327 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,888 YEAH, THE INABILITY TO RECOGNIZE THE WORD "FRAGILE." 328 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:08,989 YEAH-- 329 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,293 I STILL SAY THIS WAS A MISTAKE FOR COACH TO DO. 330 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,195 * DON'T TOUCH ME * 331 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,964 IT'S NOT A MISTAKE. 332 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,866 I MEAN, HE'S-- HE'S GOT A HOBBY, THAT'S ALL. 333 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,367 I MEAN, HE'S HAVING FUN. 334 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,969 I CAN STAND WITH PHYSICAL ERRORS, 335 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,470 BUT I CAN'T STAND MENTAL ERRORS! 336 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,305 AFTER THIS ONE, BOY, 337 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,539 SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE TO GO! 338 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,108 WHAT HAPPENED, COACH? YOU LOST? 339 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,843 NO! WE WON! BUT BY ONLY ONE RUN! 340 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,912 WHAT'S THE POINT IN WINNING 341 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,914 IF YOU CAN'T HUMILIATE THE OTHER TEAM?! 342 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,415 YOU GOT TO INTIMIDATE THEM, CARLA! 343 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,385 CRUSH 'EM! CRUSH 'EM! CRUSH 'EM, CARLA! 344 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,419 CRUSH 'EM! 345 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,091 HEY, NOW, THERE'S A FUN GUY. 346 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,062 W-WELL, HE'S NOT HAVING THE KIND OF FUN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT-- 347 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:53,266 LAUGHING AND GIGGLING AND RUNNING BAREFOOT THROUGH FIELDS. 348 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,468 THAT'S--THAT'S WOMAN'S FUN. 349 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,005 WOMAN'S FUN. 350 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,074 YEAH! YEAH. COACH IS HAVING MEN FUN. 351 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,410 I MEAN, HE'S-- HE'S ACTIVE. HE'S WORKING HARD. 352 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,512 HE'S--HE'S GETTING THE JOB DONE. 353 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,347 DO YOU BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU'RE SAYING? 354 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,283 NO, I'M LYING, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER MEN FUN THING TO DO. 355 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,387 I AM GOING TO GO TALK TO COACH. 356 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,523 NO. NOW, COME ON. JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE. LEAVE HIM AL-- 357 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,491 SAM, HE'S OBSESSING. 358 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,559 I KNOW ALL THE SIGNS. 359 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,394 I HAD A SMALL OBSESSION MYSELF 360 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,263 UNTIL I GOT SOME HELP. 361 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,864 YOU DID? YES. 362 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,035 I WAS OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE ABOUT NEATNESS. 363 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,971 I DEMANDED THAT EVERYTHING BE IN ITS PROPER PLACE. 364 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,472 BUT NOW LOOK AT THE-- 365 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,606 LOOK AT THE LAISSEZ FAIRE ATTITUDE 366 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,408 I HAVE ABOUT MY APRON. 367 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,044 HUH? NOW, IN THE OLD DAYS, 368 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:40,213 I WOULD'VE INSISTED THAT IT BE PENCIL, PEN, 369 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,182 PENCIL, PEN, PAD. 370 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,883 WELL, NOW IT DOESN'T MATTER 371 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,154 IF IT'S...PEN, PENCIL, PEN, PENCIL, PAD... 372 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,889 OR PENCIL, PENCIL, PEN, PEN, PAD. 373 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,993 OR MAYBE EVEN PENCIL, PEN, PAD, PENCIL, PEN. 374 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,964 THERE'S ONE THING I CANNOT HAVE, AND THAT'S THIS-- 375 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,299 PAD, PEN, PEN, PENCIL, PENCIL. 376 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,401 WELL, THAT'S JUST IRRITATING. 377 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,613 SAM, WE GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE ANTACID TABLETS? 378 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,348 COACH, YOU'VE BEEN, UH, THROWING DOWN 379 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,649 A LOT OF THOSE RECENTLY. 380 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,650 YEAH, AND A HELL OF A LOT OF GOOD 381 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,152 THEY'VE BEEN DOING ME. 382 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,626 HEY. OH, HEY. COME-- HEY, UH...IT'S KIND OF BUSY OUT HERE. 383 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,660 ARE YOU WORKING TONIGHT? 384 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,096 NOT A CHANCE, SAM. 385 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,363 WE PLAY OUR DIVISION RIVALS TOMORROW. 386 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,432 HEY, W-WAIT A SECOND. YOU GOT A JOB HERE. 387 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,234 I MEAN, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO YOUR WORK, 388 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,369 I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UH, REPLACE YOU OR SOMETHING. 389 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,604 LISTEN, SAM, DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO, 390 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,206 BUT STAY OUT OF MY OFFICE. 391 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,477 MAYBE WE BOTH OUGHT TO GO IN. 392 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,313 JUST LET ME DO THE TALKING. 393 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,181 YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M THERE. 394 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,183 MUCH LIKE LAST NIGHT. 395 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:56,223 NO, NO. I'LL SAVE MY LEFT-HANDER FOR SATURDAY. 396 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,490 WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT? 397 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,292 I DON'T HAVE A LEFT-HANDER. 398 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,227 COACH. 399 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,964 THOSE BOYS... ARE CHILDREN, 400 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,301 AND CHILDHOOD IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TIME WHEN... 401 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,303 WHEN YOU'RE FREE TO PLAY A GAME 402 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,704 JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT. 403 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,040 YOU KNOW? 404 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,041 FUN. 405 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,408 THAT'S RIGHT. 406 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,010 FUN. 407 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,645 THAT'S IT EXACTLY! 408 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,681 FUN! THAT'S WHY THEY'RE MAKING ALL THOSE MISTAKES! 409 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,550 THEY'RE NOT HAVING ANY FUN! 410 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,485 WELL, THEY'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO HAVE FUN! 411 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,354 OR THEY'RE NOT GONNA PLAY ON ANY OF MY TEAMS! 412 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,089 COACH, COACH, COACH. 413 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,426 SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE. 414 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,329 TAKE--TAKE A DEEP BREATH IN. 415 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,331 NOW, DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE-- 416 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,167 COACH, LET IT OUT. 417 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,504 DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE OVERDOING THIS A LITTLE BIT? 418 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,006 SAM, COME ON. YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN BALL GAMES. 419 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,342 COACH. COACH, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE DOING THIS 420 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,178 BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT 421 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,645 THAT YOU NEVER MADE IT IN THE BIG LEAGUES. 422 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,647 BUT YOU--YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 423 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,350 I MEAN, YOU WERE A DAMN GOOD COACH. 424 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,351 I WAS? 425 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,619 YOU BET. 426 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,620 AND IT WASN'T BECAUSE YOU WERE TOUGH. 427 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,621 IT WASBECAUSE YOU CARED. 428 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,124 MY GOD, HOW MANY TIMES 429 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,359 DID YOU WALK ME UP AND DOWN THE-- THE LOCKER ROOM 430 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,596 BEFORE GAMES, POURING COFFEE DOWN MY THROAT 431 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,299 WHEN NO ONE ELSE WOULD HAVE BOTHERED TO DO THAT? 432 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:15,635 YOU'RE RIGHT, SAM. I WAS A LOVELY MAN. 433 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,640 BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH, SAM. LOOK. LOOK. 434 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,575 I'M A CONTENDER FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP, SAM. 435 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,810 LOOK, WHEN I GO OUT THERE, 436 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,479 ALL THOSE PARENTS, SAM, THEY CHEER FOR ME. 437 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,081 THEY CHEER ME ON! 438 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,483 REALLY? WOW. 439 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,718 NOW, AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, 440 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,687 YOU'RE ASKING ME TO GIVE ALL THAT UP? 441 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,256 WELL, I-- COACH. 442 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,690 TELL US THIS. 443 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,692 SURE, YOU WALK OUT THERE, 444 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,329 AND...AND YOU HEAR THE CHEERS, 445 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:45,565 BUT...WHAT IS IT COSTING YOU, COACH? 446 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,167 WELL, LET'S SEE. UH... 447 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,603 I HAD TO BUY A JOCK STRAP. 448 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,738 [KNOCK KNOCK] 449 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,406 Carla: HEY, HOW'S MY BABY? 450 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,375 I--I'M FINE, HONEY, BUT I'M A LITTLE BUSY. 451 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,809 CARLA, COME ON IN. 452 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,077 [DOOR OPENS] 453 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,180 I'M JUST GONNA CHECK HER OUT. 454 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,181 OK. 455 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,217 COACH. 456 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,155 YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR TEAM. 457 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,156 THANK YOU, SAM. 458 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,390 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 459 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,391 OH, PLEASE. LEAVE ME ALONE. 460 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,226 SAM. 461 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,628 [BABY CRYING] 462 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,265 AW...THERE, THERE, LUCIA. 463 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,466 [BABY BURPS] 464 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,601 NOW, DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER? 465 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,270 I WISH I COULD DO THAT. 466 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,777 THERE, THERE, COACH. 467 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,679 [LOUD BURP] 468 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:33,680 THANKS. 469 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,215 MY PLEASURE. 470 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:43,223 SAM? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ACCEPT THAT? 471 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,757 LOOK, WHAT-- 472 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,393 WHAT--WHAT IS THE PROBLEM 473 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,560 YOU'RE TRYING TO SOLVE HERE? 474 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,396 I MEAN, THE COACH IS HAPPY. 475 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,830 THE--THE FAMILIES ARE HAPPY. 476 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,565 THE KIDS ARE HAP-- 477 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,301 HERE. HERE. 478 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,402 HERE ARE COACH'S HAPPY LITTLE PLAYERS RIGHT NOW. 479 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,569 HEY! 480 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,571 ARE YOU ON THE SAUCE AGAIN? 481 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,573 WE'RE MISERABLE. 482 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,342 YEAH. WE CAME TO QUIT. 483 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,843 WE CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. 484 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,778 YEAH. THE PRESSURE'S GETTING TO US. 485 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,847 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 486 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,250 ALL RIGHT, MAYBE YOU, UH... 487 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,186 MAYBE YOU GUYS OUGHT TO TELL THE COACH TO HIS FACE. 488 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,821 YEAH, WE'D LIKE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE TO HIS FACE. 489 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,155 YEAH. 490 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,257 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 491 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,658 THEY CAME BY... 492 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,260 TO QUIT. 493 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,363 WELL, FORGET IT, DIANE. NOBODY'S QUITTING! 494 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,464 WELL, I AM! 495 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,165 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 496 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,534 YOU'RE TOO HARD ON ME! 497 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,870 I CAN'T SLEEP. MY PETS HATE ME. 498 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,606 I'M STARTING TO SMOKE AGAIN! 499 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,612 I'VE HAD ENOUGH, AND I'M THROUGH! 500 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:42,181 YEAH! ME, TOO! 501 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,216 SO YOU'RE GONNA QUIT, HUH? 502 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,351 YEP. YEAH. 503 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,352 THAT'S WHAT I GOT ON MY HANDS-- 504 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,719 A BUNCH OF QUITTERS, HUH? 505 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,455 YEAH. WELL, GO AHEAD AND QUIT! 506 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,822 I CAN GO IT ALONE! WHO NEEDS YOU? 507 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,391 GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE! QUIT! 508 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,192 THANK YOU! QUIT! 509 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,827 BYE. GET BACK HERE! 510 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,630 LINE UP AGAINST THAT BAR! 511 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,466 Coach: HUT! 512 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,537 I GOT A LITTLE STORY FOR YOU! 513 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,772 AND I HOPE IT JUST STICKS WITH YOU 514 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,775 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 515 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,544 SAM, WHAT'S A GOOD STORY? 516 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,281 I DON'T KNOW. 517 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:15,482 WHAT'S A GOOD STORY? 518 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,352 WELL, COACH, WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM A STORY 519 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,687 ABOUT A REAL MEAN GUY? 520 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,555 MEAN GUY? YEAH. 521 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,223 HEY, HEY...THE ONE YOU USED TO TELL ME, 522 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,258 THE, UH...THE-- THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE-- 523 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,726 OOH, HIM! YEAH! OHH! 524 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,660 YEAH. 525 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,232 LISTEN, WHEN I WAS A KID IN SCHOOL, 526 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,902 JUST ABOUT YOUR AGE, 527 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,538 I HAD THIS TEACHER, A REAL MEAN GUY. 528 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,373 GUY NAMED MR. SPIRES. 529 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:43,310 HE ALWAYS WANTED ME TO LEARN THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, 530 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,911 AND ONE DAY, IN ASSEMBLY HALL, 531 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,680 HE HAD ME SAY IT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL. 532 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,418 I'D STAYED UP THE WHOLE NIGHT BEFORE TRYING TO LEARN IT, 533 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,685 BUT WHEN I GOT UP ON THAT STAGE, 534 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,454 I DREW A COMPLETE BLANK. 535 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,589 I WAS LOST. 536 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,625 AND THIS MR. SPIRES GUY SAYS, 537 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,893 "NOBODY IN THIS AUDITORIUM'S GONNA LEAVE 538 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,796 UNTIL PANTUSSO REMEMBERS." 539 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,999 I STOOD THERE, AND IT-- IT SEEMED LIKE FOREVER... 540 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,602 WITH EVERYBODY LAUGHING AT ME. 541 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,205 IT WAS PROBABLY THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. 542 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,452 AND--AND THE POINT, COACH, 543 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,587 IS THAT YOU FINALLY DID LEARN 544 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:28,688 THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE. 545 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,057 NO, SAM, I NEVER LEARNED IT. 546 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,992 YEAH, BUT, UH... 547 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,862 YOU RESPECTED MR. SPIRES FOR TRYING TO HELP YOU. 548 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,964 NO. I HATED HIS GUTS, SAM. 549 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,533 BUT--BUT LOOKING BACK ON IT NOW, YOU RESPECT HIM FOR-- 550 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,736 NO! NO! HE DIED, AND I WAS GLAD HE DIED! 551 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,807 THANK YOU, COACH. 552 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,778 I'M SURE THE GUYS ENJOYED THAT INSPIRING STORY. 553 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,480 I GUESS I MUST'VE SAID THE WRONG STORY. 554 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,714 I--I-- I DON'T KNOW. 555 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,316 NO, COACH, YOU TOLD THE RIGHT STORY. 556 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,686 WELL, W-WHY DID I SAY IT? 557 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,287 BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THESE GUYS TO LEAVE HERE 558 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:04,824 HATING YOU LIKE YOU HATED MR. SPIRES. 559 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,594 HOLY MACKEREL. 560 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,001 SO THAT'S WHAT YOU HAD ON YOUR MINDS, HUH?! 561 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,336 WELL, LISTEN TO ME! 562 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,006 NOBODY, BUT NOBODY'S GONNA TURN ME INTO A MR. SPIRES! 563 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,509 YOU UNDERSTAND?! 564 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,343 AND, COACH, THERE'S GONNA BE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE NOW. 565 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,645 YOU BET YOUR BOOTS THERE'S GONNA BE 566 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,846 SOME CHANGES! 567 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,114 FROM NOW ON, THERE'LL BE 568 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,783 NO 2-A-DAY PRACTICES! YOU UNDERSTAND?! 569 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:33,486 YOU'RE LUCKY IF YOU'RE GONNA GET 2 A WEEK! 570 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,988 AND...ANY GAME WE PLAY, 571 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:39,459 EVERYBODY PLAYS, EVEN THE LOUSY ONES, LIKE YOU, PEEWEE. 572 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,861 YOU GOT IT?! 573 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,430 AND IF WE WIN, WE WIN! 574 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:46,032 AND IF WE LOSE... WELL, TOUGH NOUGGIES! 575 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,067 YAY! YAY! YAY! 576 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,736 SHUT UP! 577 00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,037 CARLA... 578 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,872 GIVE THESE GUYS SODAS TILL THEY DROP! 579 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,006 AND I'M BUYING! 580 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:56,075 YAY! YAY! YAY! 581 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:57,510 SHUT UP! SHUT UP! 582 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,479 TURN AROUND AND HAVE YOUR SODAS! 583 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,383 DIANE... 584 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,453 IF WE LOSE TOMORROW, IT'S YOUR BUTT. 585 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,557 OH. I'M SO HAPPY. 586 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:11,758 WE FINALLY GOT OUR COACH BACK. 587 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,560 YEAH. YEAH. 588 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,028 THINGS ARE GONNA BE EVEN BETTER THAN THEY WERE BEFORE. 589 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,464 [SIGHS] 590 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,831 THERE'S BEAUTY IN ART. 591 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,399 THERE'S BEAUTY IN NATURE, 592 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,134 AND I THINK THAT APPLIES TO HUMAN NATURE, TOO. 593 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:23,870 THINGS ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE THEIR OWN COURSE, 594 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,606 BUT WE HAVE TO BE TOLERANT OF EACH OTHER. 595 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:27,740 WE HAVE TO-- 596 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,476 YOUR, UH, PAD'S UPSIDE DOWN. 597 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,743 AAH! AAH! 41325

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