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CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE
STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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EXCUSE ME, CUTIE.
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CUTIE? WHO DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?
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HER.
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BETTER BE.
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WELL, AS LONG AS
YOU'RE HERE.
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I AIN'T HERE.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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DID WE GET UP ON THE WRONG SIDE
OF THE WEB THIS MORNING?
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I HATE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME
CUTIE.
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WELL I DO KNOW HOW YOU FEEL,
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EARLIER TONIGHT A CUSTOMER HAD
THE EFFRONTERY TO REFER TO ME AS
HONEY.
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BUT THAT MAKES SENSE. HONEY IS
BEE BARF.
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[SNORT]
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DOES THAT SNORT MEAN
WE WERE AMUSED?
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NO, NO. DEFINITELY NOT. THAT WAS
A SNORT OF DISAPPROVAL.
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* MAKIN' YOUR WAY
IN THE WORLD TODAY TAKES
EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *
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* TAKIN' A BREAK
FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *
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* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT
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* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
TO GET AWAY? *
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* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO
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* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR
NAME *
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* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU
CAME *
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* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE
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* OUR TROUBLES
ARE ALL THE SAME *
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* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY
KNOWS YOUR NAME *
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* YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW
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* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME
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* YOU WANNA GO WHERE
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
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AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.
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NORM!
NORM!
NORMAN!
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HOW'S LIFE, NORM?
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ASK THE MAN
WHO'S GOT ONE.
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AHH, HERE'S MINE NOW.
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AHH,
ABOUT THAT, NORM.
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SAMMY RAISED
THE PRICE TO THE DRAFT.
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HEY, I WAS GOING TO TELL HIM,
CLIFF.
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YEAH, BUT YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND
SOME WAY TO CUSHION THE BLOW,
SAMMY.
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SURE, SAM. WHY NOT?
IT'S GET NORM YEAR.
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JOIN THE FUN.
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HEY, COME ON. IT'S ONLY A
QUARTER.
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ONLY A QUARTER. THAT'S EASY FOR
YOU TO SAY.
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MAYBE THIS WILL
CHANGE YOUR TUNE.
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SAM, WATCH IT, HE'S GOING
FOR HIS GUN.
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IT'S JUST
MY CALCULATOR,
COACH.
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
FIGURE OUT
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HOW MUCH
I CAN DRINK,
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AND STILL STAY WITHIN
MY SUDS ALLOWANCE.
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WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
CUT BACK 8.7%.
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IT COMES OUT
TO ONE BEER
EVERY HALF HOUR.
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GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
DRINK A LITTLE MORE SLOWLY.
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SLOWING DOWN
ISN'T SO BAD.
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SAM, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU
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YOU'VE GOT ONE OF
THE CUTEST COCKTAIL
WAITRESSES I'VE EVER SEEN.
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OH, STOP.
I'M BLUSHING.
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I MEANT YOU .
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SO WHAT.
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I'M SORRY.
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YOU SURE ARE.
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ROMANCE IS
IN THE AIR, SAM.
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OH I GUESS...I'M A LITTLE BUSY
HERE, BUT I SUPPOSE...
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OH, SAM!
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IF YOU COULD SEE
PAST YOUR CODPIECE...
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YOU'D NOTICE
THAT I WAS REFERRING
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TO THAT GENTLEMAN
RIGHT OVER THERE.
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HANK?
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YES. HE'S BEEN WATCHING
CARLA ALL WEEK.
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HAVEN'T YOU SEEN HOW HE
GIVES HER THOSE MOONY-EYED
LOOKS?
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IT'S ALMOST EMBARRASSING. IF HE
WERE ANYMORE OVERCOME
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WITH DESIRE, THERE WOULD BE
DROOL ON HIS CHIN.
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EXCUSE ME.
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
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WELL, FOR WHATEVER REASON,
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HE'S ATTRACTED
TO CARLA,
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BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE
ABLE TO GET STARTED.
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I THINK I SHOULD HELP HIM.
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I THINK YOU SHOULDN'T.
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WE'LL COMPROMISE.
I'LL HELP HIM.
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I KNEW WE COULD
WORK THIS OUT.
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EXCUSE ME.
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I'M DIANE CHAMBERS.
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HELLO.
HENRY ZENZOLA.
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HENRY, NICE TO MEET YOU.
DO YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN FOR A
SECOND?
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NO. PLEASE.
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HENRY, I WANT TO PUT IT
RIGHT ON THE LINE.
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HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT CARLA?
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YOU MEAN THE WAITRESS
WITH THE FOUL MOUTH,
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NASTY DISPOSITION AND WHAT LOOKS
TO BE A REAL MEAN WALLOP?
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THAT'S THE ONE.
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SHE'S THE HOTTEST
THING WALKING.
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DO YOU LIKE TO GET TO KNOW HER?
I THINK I CAN ARRANGE IT.
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YOU THINK SO?
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET TO HER
ALL WEEK.
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SHE ACTS LIKE
I'M CONTAGIOUS.
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HAS SHE ACTUALLY MADE
ANY RETCHING NOISES?
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NO.
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YOU'RE IN.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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WHAT A NICE PERSON.
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IS SHE ALWAYS
LIKE THAT?
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UH, YEAH. YEAH.
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COACH, GIVE ME A BEER.
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HEY, NORM YOUR GETTING A LITTLE
BIT AHEAD OF YOUR ONE BEER/
HALF HOUR SCHEDULE,
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AREN'T YOU?
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NO, NO, CLIFF. I'M ON
LONDON TIME.
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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
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HIS NAME IS HENRY.
HE'S INTERESTED IN YOU .
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SO WHAT?
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I THINK YOU
SHOULD GO OVER AND TALK TO HIM.
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WELL, I DON'T.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE IF HE'S INTERESTED IN
ME, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH
HIM.
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CARLA, I ASSURE YOU
HE'S PERFECTLY CHARMING.
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I THINK HE'S KIND OF ATTRACTIVE,
TOO, DON'T YOU?
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YEAH, AS CUE BALLS GO,
HE'S A LOOKER.
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DON'T ASK ME WHY,
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BUT FOR SOME REASON,
ANY GUY WHO I'M INTERESTED IN
OR WHO'S INTERESTED IN ME
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ALWAYS TURNS OUT TO HAVE
SOMETHING VERY SERIOUSLY WRONG
WITH HIM.
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CARLA, I CAN SEE
WHY YOU THINK THAT,
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BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP FEELING
THAT YOUR UNDESIRABLE.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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I'M TOO DESIRABLE.
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I'M A VERMIN MAGNET.
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COME ON, CARLA. THIS GUY'S
NOT LIKE THAT.
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HE'S ATTRACTIVE,
CHARMING,
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INTELLIGENT,
WELL-DRESSED,
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AND OPPOSITES ATTRACT,
SO GO FOR HIM.
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YEAH, CARLA. HE'S ALWAYS TALKING
ABOUT THE SOX.
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HE PROBABLY KNOWS
YAZ PERSONALLY.
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YAZ.
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YAZ.
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YEAH?
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OK. I'LL
TALK TO HIM.
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OH, GOODY.
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JUST LONG ENOUGH
TO FIND OUT
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS LOSER.
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I LIKE A PERSON
WITH AN OPEN MIND. HUH?
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YOU HANK?
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YEAH.
HOW DO YOU DO?
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SHUT UP AND ANSWER
A FEW QUESTIONS.
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FIRST OF ALL, WHERE DID
YOU COME FROM ALL OF A SUDDEN?
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I NEVER SAW YOU
IN HERE BEFORE.
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I DON'T
REALLY GET OUT THAT MUCH.
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HE'S MARRIED.
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NO. NO. CARLA.
I'M SINGLE.
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YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED?
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NO.
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GAY AS A GOOSE.
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NO. NO.
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CARLA.
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WHAT?
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I LIKE WOMEN.
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SOME WOMEN VERY MUCH.
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HOOKER BAIT!
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CARLA...
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I DON'T MIND BEING
PUT THROUGH MY PACES.
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IN FACT, UH, I'M ALWAYS ONE TO
ENJOY A GOOD GAME.
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I HOPE THIS ONE
GETS BETTER.
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YEAH. YEAH.
THIS PROVES NOTHING.
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HE'S GREAT,
AND IT'S KILLING YOU.
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I ADMIT HE'S TOUGH,
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BUT I'LL CRACK HIM.
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COME ON. WE'RE GOING
FOR A CUP OF COFFEE ON YOU.
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FINE.
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SAM, I'M
TAKING A BREAK.
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YOU GOT A CRIMINAL
RECORD?
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NO.
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ANY MENTAL ILLNESS
IN THE FAMILY?
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ARTIFICIAL BODY PARTS?
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NO.
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OKAY. OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
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SO WHO'S THE GREATEST MATCHMAKER
IN THE WORLD?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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COME ON. SAY IT, SAM.
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I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT.
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WELL, COME ON, SAM. YOU'VE
GOT TO ADMIT
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CARLA AND HANK HAVE BEEN AN ITEM
EVER SINCE THEY WENT OUT TO
DINNER.
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OH, I HATE
TO SEE THAT.
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YOU THINK CARLA'S
MAKING A MISTAKE THERE, NORM?
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NO. I JUST HAD
MY LAST BEER OF THE 20th
CENTURY.
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HI, EVERYBODY.
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HEY!
HEY!
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WE JUST CAME
FROM THE GAME.
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WE KILLED THE OILERS,
28-3.
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WHOA!
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AND HANK HAS THE GREATEST
SEASON SEATS.
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YEAH. SPITTING DISTANCE
FROM THE VISITORS' BENCH.
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LISTEN, HANK.
THANKS A LOT.
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I HAD A GREAT TIME.
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YEAH, I HAD A GREAT TIME,
TOO, CARLA.
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YOU WANT TO MEET LATER FOR A
LIGHT SUPPER?
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I'M SORRY. I FORGOT
TO TELL YOU BEFORE.
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WE'RE THROUGH.
BEAT IT.
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CARLA.
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WHAT DID YOU
FIND WRONG WITH HIM?
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NOTHING.
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WELL, THEN--
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LOOK, I DO
NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE.
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SAM, WHAT DO YOU NEED
FROM YOUR OFFICE?
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NOTHING.
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I'LL GO SEE IF
YOU HAVE ANY.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WE WERE GETTING ALONG SO GREAT.
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HANK, SIT DOWN.
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COACH,
POUR HIM A BEER.
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I'M GOING TO GO SEE
IF CARLA NEEDS HELP
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FINDING THAT NOTHING.
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HEY, HANK.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M
REALLY KIND OF DEPRESSED,
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I USUALLY LIKE
TO BUY A BEER
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FOR A FRIEND WHO'S A LITTLE
BEHIND ON HIS BEER BUDGET.
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WELL, I'M NOT REALLY FEELING
ALL THAT DEPRESSED.
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YOU'RE NOT?
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I MEAN, YOU FALL REALLY HARD
FOR THIS GIRL.
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YOU THINK YOU GOT HER
WHERE YOU WANT HER.
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THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, BANG! SHE
CUTS YOU OFF AT THE KNEECAPS
IN FRONT OF A ROOM FULL--
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SET HIM UP.
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THANK YOU. THIS'LL HELP...
THIS IS GOING TO HELP.
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I WANT TO BE ALONE,
SAM.
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I'LL ONLY BE A SECOND.
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING VERY
IMPORTANT TO DO IN THERE.
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I HAVE TO FIX
THE...IMMEDIATELY.
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OK. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, SAM?
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I JUST WANTED TO COME IN AND SEE
IF YOU WANTED TO TALK. THAT'S
ALL.
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I DON'T.
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OK.
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LOOK, SAM.
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THIS GUY IS PERFECT
IN EVERY OTHER WAY.
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THE ONLY THING LEFT IS THAT HE
MUST BE LOUSY IN BED.
233
00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,927
WHO NEEDS IT?
234
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,262
YOU KNOW,
FROM OVER HERE
235
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:05,766
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE JUST
AFRAID TO GO WITH THIS.
236
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,634
BEING VULNERABLE.
237
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,402
VULNERABLE?
238
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,205
IT'S JUST A WORD
I PICKED UP SOMEWHERE.
239
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:19,346
THE ONLY THING I'M SCARED OF
IS THAT IF I GO TO BED WITH HIM,
240
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:23,050
HE'S GOING TO BE SO CRAZED
WITH DESIRE, I'LL NEVER GET RID
OF HIM.
241
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,052
AAH, CARLA. THAT'S NOT WHAT
YOU'RE AFRAID OF
242
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:28,155
YOU'RE AFRAID THAT YOU'RE GOING
TO FALL FOR THIS GUY.
243
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,423
NO. I'M NOT GOING TO
FALL FOR THIS GUY.
244
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,761
I'VE ALREADY
FALLEN FOR THIS GUY.
245
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:37,998
AHA. AND NOW YOU'RE AFRAID
HE'S GOING TO TURN INTO A JERK,
RIGHT?
246
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,467
NO, SMART GUY,
HE'S ALREADY A JERK.
247
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,102
WHY IS HE A JERK?
248
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,703
BECAUSE
HE'S DISHONEST.
249
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,438
WHY IS HE DISHONEST?
250
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:49,242
BECAUSE HE'S HIDING
THE FACT THAT HE'S A JERK.
251
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,545
WHO'S JERKING WHO HERE?
252
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:55,182
COME ON, CARLA. YOU KNOW, YOU
ALWAYS SAY YOU'RE SO TOUGH.
253
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,817
YOU TALK TOUGH, YOU ACT TOUGH.
254
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,586
YOU'RE NOT TOUGH.
TOUGH GUYS TAKE CHANCES.
255
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:00,620
YOU'RE A CHICKEN.
256
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,155
DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT.
257
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:05,759
AHA. AHA.
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, CARLA.
YOU'RE A CHICKEN.
258
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:06,226
BOK! BOK! BOK! BOK!
259
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,161
HEY! HEY! HEY!
260
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,362
I WANT TO GO WITH YOU.
261
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,298
YOU HAVE BEEN CRUISING ON YOUR
LOOKS FOR TOO LONG BUDDY.
262
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,833
I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT WITH YOU.
263
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,135
YEAH YOU ARE. YEAH YOU ARE.
LET'S GO.
264
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,303
OOH!
265
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,940
HEY, CARLA, COME ON.
YOU'RE HALF MY SIZE.
266
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,109
OW! COME ON.
THAT'S DIRTY.
267
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:24,912
YEOW!
268
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,949
NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN.
269
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:32,019
I'LL SHOW YOU. I'M GOING TO GO
OUT THERE. I'M GOING TO BE SO
VULNERABLE.
270
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:35,722
I'M GOING TO OPEN MYSELF UP TO
HAPPINESS LIKE A BANSHEE.
271
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,257
HEY, SAM. COULD I HAVE
THE NIGHT OFF?
272
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,125
OW!
273
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:38,792
THANKS.
274
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,965
FEEL BETTER NOW?
275
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,366
YEAH, I THOUGHT SO.
276
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,909
HI.
277
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:56,543
HI.
278
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,578
WANT TO GO
TO MY PLACE?
279
00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,947
YOU BET.
280
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,714
WE CAN'T.
MY KIDS ARE THERE.
281
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,183
HOW ABOUT YOUR PLACE?
282
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,317
I TOLD YOU, I'M STAYING
WITH A FRIEND
283
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,518
UNTIL MY
APARTMENT'S READY.
284
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:12,125
DIANE, GIVE ME
THE KEYS TO YOUR PLACE.
285
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,927
I WILL NOT.
286
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,029
HEY. YOU'RE THE MATCHMAKER.
287
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,564
YOU WANT THIS THING
TO WORK OUT,
288
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:21,134
OR YOU WANT IT TO END UP WITH
A BROKEN HEART AND A BROKEN LIP?
289
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:27,941
ENJOY.
290
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,009
THANK YOU.
291
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,478
AND CARLA WHEN YOU'RE DONE,
JUST BURN THE PLACE.
292
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,483
COME ON.
293
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:41,354
CARLA, YOU JUST MADE ME
THE HAPPIEST MAN
ON EARTH.
294
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,990
JUST WAIT.
295
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,229
SAM.
296
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:49,997
SAM!
297
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,565
WHAT HAPPENED? ARE YOU ALL
RIGHT?
298
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,466
DON'T WORRY. DON'T WORRY.
299
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,068
SHE DIDN'T HURT ANY
OF THE GOOD STUFF.
300
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,912
ROMANCE IN THIS BAR
IS KIND OF AN INSPIRATION.
YOU KNOW, UH,
301
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:08,848
YOU, DIANE.
CARLA, HANK, THERE.
302
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,318
SEEING YOU ALL
MAKES ME KIND OF THINK
303
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,321
THINK THAT SOMEWHERE OUT THERE
THERE'S SOMEBODY FOR ME.
304
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,427
THERE ARE THOSE
THAT WOULD DISAGREE,
I GUESS.
305
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,929
I'M SORRY, CLIFF.
306
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,931
JUST A PICTURE
CAME TO MIND
307
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,398
OF YOU IN THE SACK.
308
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,671
I SEE YOUR MAILBAG
DRAPED OVER A CHAIR
309
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,974
NEXT TO
YOUR GABARDINES.
310
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:34,841
YEAH? YEAH?
311
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,744
THAT'S AS FAR
AS I WANTED TO LOOK.
312
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,480
WAIT A MINUTE.
I AGREE WITH CLIFF.
313
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,682
CHEERS IS
A ROMANTIC BAR.
314
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,684
I MEAN, YOU TAKE EVEN A POOR GUY
LIKE HANK,
315
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,086
WITH HIS
TERRIBLE PROBLEM,
316
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,887
HE COMES IN HERE, HE CAN GET A
GIRL.
317
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,960
COACH,
WHAT TERRIBLE PROBLEM?
318
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,495
WELL, I'M SORRY. I CAN'T
TALK ABOUT IT.
319
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,829
HANK TOLD ME
NOT TO.
320
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,999
COACH, THIS COULD BE
KIND OF IMPORTANT.
321
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,768
CAN YOU
GIVE US A HINT OR SOMETHING?
322
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:05,505
A HINT.
OK. I GOT ONE, UH...
323
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,507
LEFTY KRAMER.
324
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,711
LEFTY KRAMER,
THE OLD THIRD BASEMAN?
325
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:18,318
RIGHT. LEFTY HAS
THE SAME PROBLEM
THAT HANK HAS.
326
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:23,123
HANK CAN'T HIT A BREAKING PITCH?
327
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,691
OH, YEAH.
POOR CARLA, HUH?
328
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,693
YEAH.
SHE'LL BE CRUSHED.
329
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,395
GO ON. KEEP THINKING.
330
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,199
THINK. WHAT PROBLEM
DID LEFTY HAVE?
331
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,467
WELL, HE WAS UGLY
AS A MUD FENCE.
332
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,837
I REMEMBER THAT.
HE WAS A BAD DRESSER.
333
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,107
HE USED TO SPIT
TOBACCO JUICE ALL OVER HIM.
334
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,841
HA HA HA
HE WAS GREAT.
335
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,277
COULD WE FORGET LEFTY?
336
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,315
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HANK, COACH?
337
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,583
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE,
I GOT IT.
338
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,353
COACH, LEFTY HAD
A HEART PROBLEM.
339
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,454
THAT'S IT.
340
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,955
HANK HAS
THE SAME THING.
341
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:59,126
I MEAN, THE LEAST BIT OF
EXCITEMENT, WHAM, BAM, IT'S
CURTAINS.
342
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,362
COACH, HOW ABOUT SEX?
343
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,864
DIANE, PLEASE. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE SAM'S GIRL.
344
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,170
NO.
345
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,672
COACH, I'M TALKING
ABOUT HANK.
346
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,043
HANK IS SEEING CARLA.
ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS?
347
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,379
COACH. COACH, WHAT SHE'S
TRYING TO SAY IS,
348
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,249
IS HANK IN ANY DANGER
WITH CARLA TONIGHT?
349
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,950
NO. NO. NOT AT ALL.
350
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,319
NOT AT ALL...UNLESS HE GETS OVER
EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING.
351
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:30,490
OH!
OH, SAM...WE'VE GOT TO STOP
THEM!
352
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,860
WAIT. WAIT. HANK WOULDN'T HAVE
GONE WITH CARLA IF HE THOUGHT IT
WAS RISKY RIGHT?
353
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,295
OH, COME ON.
354
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,396
YEAH. YEAH.
355
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,630
WE'VE GOT TO STOP THEM.
356
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,499
WE'VE GOT
TO WARN CARLA, AT LEAST.
357
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,733
I MEAN MY GOD...I MEAN
358
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:44,504
WHAT A SHOCK IF THE GUY WERE TO
DROP DEAD IN CARLA'S OWN BED
359
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,374
OH, GOD. SHE'S IN MY APARTMENT.
360
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,708
YOU'RE KIDDING.
361
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:53,246
WELL, THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET
BEDROOM.
362
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,214
WHAT?
363
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,716
CALL! JUST CALL!
364
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,051
WELL WHAT? COME ON!
365
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,686
WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY?
366
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,721
I DON'T KNOW. TELL HER TO LOOK
ON THE NEXT PILLOW,
367
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,857
AND COUNT
THE DEAD PEOPLE.
368
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,393
NORMAN!
369
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,028
JUST ASK HER IF
EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT.
370
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,131
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
371
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,565
THE LINE'S BUSY.
372
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,668
OH, YEAH. MAYBE SHE'S
CALLING AN AMBULANCE, HUH?
373
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,770
CLIFF, NOW STOP IT.
374
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,772
WE DON'T HAVE TO
JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
375
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,775
ALOT OF PEOPLE
WHEN THEY'RE HAVING
A ROMANTIC EVENING
376
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,344
THEY...THEY TAKE THE PHONE
OFF THE HOOK,
377
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,214
THEY DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO
INTERUPT THEIR INTIMACIES.
378
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,781
HOW COME WE NEVER DID THAT?
379
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,384
I MIGHT MISS
AN IMPORTANT CALL.
380
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,023
WILL YOU GO OVER THERE PLEASE,
AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING?
381
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,791
YOU'RE RIGHT. COACH,
STAY ON THE LINE, HERE.
382
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,361
YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL MY FAULT. I
PRACTICALLY PUSHED THEM INTO
THIS.
383
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,563
I'M GOING, TOO.
I BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER IN THE
FIRST PLACE.
384
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,732
YEAH, WELL, I'LL GO WITH YOU.
I NOW CPR.
385
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,468
I'LL GO.
I'M A CPA.
386
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,970
NO. NO. NO. NO. GUYS STAY HERE.
STAY HERE. I CAN HANDLE THIS.
387
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,672
IF WE NEED YOU,
I'LL CALL YOU.
388
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,974
OH, PLEASE GOD, LET HANK BE ALL
RIGHT.
389
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,580
STOP!
390
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,048
OH, NO.
391
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,916
I WONDER IF WE'RE
TOO LATE.
392
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:07,019
WELL, THERE'S
ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.
393
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,588
NO, NO, SAM.
394
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,290
WE CAN'T JUST
BURST IN ON THEM.
395
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,226
THAT'S A GAUCHERIE.
396
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,696
BESIDES, WE MIGHT
ACTUALLY...SEE THEM.
397
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,667
WELL, WHAT WERE
WE PLANNING TO DO?
398
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,669
UM...LET'S MAKE
LOUD NOISES
399
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,103
TO DRAW
THEIR ATTENTION.
400
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,638
AHEM.
401
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,106
AHEM, AHEM.
402
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,608
FIRE! FIRE!
403
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,610
NO, SAM,
YOU'LL STARTLE HIM.
404
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,313
OH MY GOD, I HOPE I DIDN'T
BLOW IT.
405
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,648
SAM, THAT'S
SO DISGUSTING.
406
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,018
CAN YOU HEAR ANYTHING?
407
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,621
NOT A THING.
408
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:45,625
ISN'T THAT FUNNY? I THOUGHT
CARLA WOULD BE THE TYPE
TO MAKE NOISES.
409
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,132
HELLO THERE.
410
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,168
OOH, OOH.
THEY'RE JUST STARTING.
411
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,340
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE?
412
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,812
YOU SEE...
413
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:09,048
WE, UH, WE THOUGHT
YOU WERE IN THERE.
414
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,550
WERE YOU LOOKING
FOR POINTERS?
415
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,254
WE SAW
THE WINE GLASSES.
416
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,723
WE HAD A DRINK HERE AND DECIDED
TO GO OUT FOR SOMETHING TO EAT.
417
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,225
SO YOU
DIDN'T ACTUALLY...
418
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,859
LET'S PRETEND
FOR A MINUTE
419
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,228
IT'S ANY OF
YOUR BUSINESS.
420
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,098
NO, WE DIDN'T.
421
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,568
WHY HERE? IS THERE
SOMETHING WRONG?
422
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:33,139
UH, HANK, I'M SORRY
FOR INTRUDING,
423
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,774
BUT COACH
SAID SOMETHING
424
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,844
ABOUT YOU HAVING
A HEART CONDITION.
425
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,481
OH, DID HE?
426
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,082
DID HE MAKE A MISTAKE?
427
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,884
NO, HE'S RIGHT.
428
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,386
I HAVE
A SERIOUS PROBLEM.
429
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,487
YOU DO?
430
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,588
HE ALSO SAID
431
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,525
THAT ANY EXERTION
WOULD BE VERY DANGEROUS FOR YOU.
432
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,627
AND SO WE THOUGHT
WE'D CATCH YOU
433
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,729
BEFORE YOU
AND CARLA...
434
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:57,464
EXERTED.
435
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,366
YEAH.
436
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,335
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
437
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,137
ARE YOU
TRYING TO TELL ME
YOU COULD'VE DIED?
438
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,473
CARLA, I...
439
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,976
YEAH, IT
COULD'VE HAPPENED.
440
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,345
SEX IS OK
FOR MOST PEOPLE
WITH HEART PROBLEMS,
441
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:16,983
I'M JUST ONE OF THOSE RARE CASES
THAT MAKES IT CHANCY.
442
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,651
MAYBE IF WE DIDN'T
GET TOO WILD.
443
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,019
ARE YOU KIDDING?
444
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,489
I'VE ALMOST
KILLED OFF GUYS
WITH GOOD PUMPS.
445
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:26,559
CARLA...
446
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:27,327
CARLA, WILL YOU
JUST FORGET--
447
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,195
WOULD YOU BUTT OUT!
448
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,797
NOW I AM NOT GOING TO FORGET
THIS
449
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,965
OF ALL THE ROTTEN
THINGS THAT GUYS HAVE
DONE TO ME,
450
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,334
THIS IS
THE ROTTENEST.
451
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,635
MY INSTINCTS
WERE RIGHT.
452
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,504
I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU I JUST
DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL IT.
453
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,905
SPOIL IT?
454
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:43,643
OH I WOULD'VE FELT GREAT
WAKING UP TOMORROW WITH A STIFF
NEXT TO ME.
455
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,945
WELL, AT LEAST, YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE HAD TO FEED HIM BREAKFAST.
456
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,786
HANK...
457
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,988
WHY WOULD YOU
TAKE SUCH A RISK?
458
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,790
HOW COULD I NOT?
459
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:01,961
CARLA, I'VE
BEEN SO CAREFUL
FOR SO LONG.
460
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:02,595
AND THEN I MET YOU,
461
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,832
AND I JUST
DIDN'T CARE.
462
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,100
THE MORE I GOT TO KNOW YOU THE
MORE I WANTED TO TAKE THE RISK.
463
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,837
WOW.
464
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,908
YOU'RE NUTS.
465
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,176
I JUST GOT
SO CARRIED AWAY,
466
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,647
I DIDN'T STOP TO THINK
WHAT IT MIGHT DO TO YOU.
467
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,850
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK
ABOUT ALL OF THIS.
468
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,885
I GUESS
I BETTER LEAVE.
469
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,388
NO. HEY, HANK, COULDN'T
YOU AND CARLA
470
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,822
JUST BE GOOD FRIENDS?
471
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,324
REAL GOOD FRIENDS?
472
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:35,862
NO. I DON'T WANT
TO BE JUST FRIENDS
WITH CARLA.
473
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:36,829
IT'D DRIVE ME CRAZY
474
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:40,132
TO BE
SO CLOSE TO YOU
AND NOT TOUCH YOU.
475
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,868
HEAR THAT, BEAN POLE?
476
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,473
CARLA, I'M SORRY
I DISAPPOINTED YOU.
477
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,942
WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
478
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,911
I JUST THOUGHT
OF SOMETHING.
479
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,947
IN A WAY,
480
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,984
I THINK MAYBE YOU AND I
WERE PERFECT TOGETHER.
481
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:03,390
SEE...WE NEVER HAD
AN ARGUMENT. RIGHT?
482
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,358
NOT A HARSH WORD.
483
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,794
NO ONE LOOKING
IN ANOTHER DIRECTION.
484
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,028
YES. IT WAS LIKE
485
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,530
AN INCREDIBLY
DELICATE FLOWER.
486
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:14,000
IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW LONG IT LASTS...
487
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,969
HEY, WHITEY,
THIS IS MY MOMENT HERE.
488
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,739
I'M SORRY.
489
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,575
IN A WAY, HANK...
490
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,044
I'LL ALWAYS
REMEMBER YOU
491
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,814
AS THE BEST LOVER
I EVER HAD.
492
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,584
CARLA...
493
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:44,697
GOOD-BYE.
494
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,708
OH, CARLA.
495
00:22:57,143 --> 00:23:01,347
WELL, NOW
I'VE SEEN PAST
YOUR LITTLE MASQUERADE.
496
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,916
AND THERE'S A BOND
BETWEEN US
497
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,885
THAT CAN NEVER
BE BROKEN.
498
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:10,222
I'M GOING TO CAPTURE
MY FEELINGS NOW
499
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,124
WHILE THEY'RE FRESH,
500
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:15,061
AND PUT THEM ON
THE PAGES OF MY DIARY.
501
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,429
OH, WAIT, DIANE.
502
00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:19,866
RIGHT HERE.
WE WERE LAUGHING
ABOUT IT AT DINNER.
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