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CHEERS IS FILMED
BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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OH, NO. HERE
COMES ANOTHER ORDER.
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I NEED 2 MARTINIS...
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ONE STRAIGHT UP,
ONE OVER.
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GIN OR...
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VODKA?
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GIN.
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BEEFEATERS.
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ANYTHING ELSE?
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YES.
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THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE.
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SOMETHING I NEED...
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DESPERATELY.
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A MOLSON GOLDEN ALE.
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SAM, YOU ADDED THIS WRONG.
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COACH...
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[SIGH]
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WE WERE GONNA KISS.
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WE WERE?
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YOU MIND IF I
DO THESE FIRST, SAM?
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* MAKING THE WAY
IN THE WORLD TODAY *
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* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *
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* TAKING A BREAK
FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *
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* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *
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* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
TO GET AWAY *
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* SOMETIMES
YOU WANT TO GO *
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* WHERE EVERYBODY
KNOWS YOUR NAME *
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* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS
GLAD YOU CAME *
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* YOU WANT TO BE
WHERE YOU CAN SEE *
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* OUR TROUBLES
ARE ALL THE SAME *
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* YOU WANT TO BE *
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* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS
YOUR NAME *
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* YOU WANT TO GO
WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *
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* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *
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* YOU WANT TO GO WHERE EVERYBODY
KNOWS YOUR NAME *
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[WHAM WHAM]
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[WHAM WHAM]
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[WHAM WHAM]
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[WHAM WHAM]
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IT WON'T BUDGE.
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[SIGH]
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I THINK I'M GONNA BE PREGNANT
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,
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JUST LIKE IT SAID
IN THE YEARBOOK.
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STUBBORN LITTLE BUGGER,
ISN'T HE?
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YOU KNOW, SAMMY,
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I THINK HE'S FOUND OUT
ABOUT HIS BROTHERS
AND SISTERS
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AND DECIDED TO STAY INSIDE,
WHERE IT'S SAFE.
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CARLA, YOU KNOW
THERE'S A THEORY
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THAT LATE-BORN BABIES
ARE MORE INTELLIGENT.
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FOR EXAMPLE,
I WAS BORN LATE.
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HEY, SO WAS I.
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WELL, IT WAS JUST
A THEORY.
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CARLA,
HOW DID IT HAPPEN
THE LAST TIME?
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BENNY HILL DID IT.
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BENNY HILL?
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WELL, I WAS
WATCHIN' HIM ON TV,
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AND I WAS LAUGHIN' SO HARD,
I WENT INTO LABOR.
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YEAH. I HEARD
THAT COULD HAPPEN.
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WELL, IF LAUGHTER'S
WHAT YOU NEED,
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I HAVE A FACE THAT
MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH.
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YEAH, BUT YOU GOT
A NICE PERSONALITY, DIANE.
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NO. I'M GOING TO
MAKE A FUNNY FACE.
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HMM...
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I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA HELP,
BUT GO AHEAD.
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VERY FUNNY.
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HEY, SAMMY,
LET ME HAVE 2 GANSETTS
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FOR THE LOVELY COUPLE
AT THE BACK BAR, PLEASE.
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HEY, HAVE YOU
GOT YOURSELF
COVERED YET, KIDDO?
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OH, YEAH. IT'S ALL SET.
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MY SISTER'S GONNA
FILL IN FOR ME WHILE
I'M OUT WITH THE BABY.
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GREAT.
THANK YOU.
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WHICH SISTER
IS THIS? NO-NECK?
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NO.
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NO, NO, NOT NO-NECK.
ANOTHER ONE.
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YOU HAVE A SISTER
NAMED NO-NECK?
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IT'S HER NICKNAME.
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EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY
HAS ONE.
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JUST OUT OF
CURIOSITY, CARLA,
WHAT'S YOUR NICKNAME?
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MUFFIN.
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YOU'RE KIDDING?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH MUFFIN?
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NOTHING.
IT'S JUST THE MOST
INCREDIBLE COINCIDENCE.
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YOU AND I
HAVE THE SAME NICKNAME.
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NO!
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DADDY ALWAYS
CALLED ME HIS MUFFIN
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BECAUSE I
WAS SO SWEET AND TOASTY.
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WELL, I'M CALLED MUFFIN
BECAUSE MY BROTHERS ONCE
STUFFED YEAST IN MY EARS
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AND TRIED TO
BAKE MY FACE.
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SHOULD I ASK
WHAT THIS SISTER'S CALLED,
OR AM I GONNA REGRET IT?
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OH, NO, SAMMY,
ANNETTE IS DIFFERENT
THAN THE REST OF US.
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SHE'S ALWAYS
BEEN THE GOOD ONE.
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WELL, EVERY FAMILY
HAS ITS WHITE SHEEP.
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YOU AND YOUR SISTER CLOSE?
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NO, NO. WE NEVER
SPENT MUCH TIME TOGETHER.
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I ONLY SEE HER
WHEN I GO HOME
FOR FAMILY OCCASIONS:
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WEDDINGS, HOLIDAYS,
STAYS OF EXECUTION.
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ANYWAY, THE THING
ABOUT ANNETTE
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IS SHE'S REAL SHY,
KIND OF A WALLFLOWER.
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SHE DOESN'T HAVE
VERY MANY FRIENDS.
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WE'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
WHEN ARE WE GONNA MEET HER?
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SOON. I'VE BEEN IN LABOR
FOR THE LAST 4 MINUTES.
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IT WAS MY FUNNY FACE,
WASN'T IT?
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CARLA, WHY DIDN'T
YOU SAY SO?
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I WAS TRYING TO HOLD OUT
UNTIL MY CUSTOMERS LEFT.
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IT WAS MY LAST SHOT
AT A PITY TIP.
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HEY, HEY,
MAIL IT TO ME.
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I'LL BE AT
ST. ELIGIUS HOSPITAL--
CARLA TORTELLI.
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ENJOY YOUR DRINKS
WHILE I'M UNDER THE KNIFE.
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HI.
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OH, HI.
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I'M CARLA'S SISTER
ANNETTE LOZUPONE.
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WHOA, WHAT
AN INTERESTING NAME.
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HOW DO YOU
PRONOUNCE IT?
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LOZUPONE.
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GEE, JUST
LIKE IT SOUNDS.
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HI, ANNETTE.
I'M SAM.
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HI.
WE'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR YOU.
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I SEE THAT YOU
ALREADY MET COACH.
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HE MUST BE
A GOOD WORKER.
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LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
AROUND HERE.
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THAT'S CLIFF.
ANNETTE.
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THAT'S NORM.
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THIS IS
DIANE CHAMBERS.
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ANNETTE.
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DIANE.
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WELL, YOU MUST HEAR
ABOUT ME FROM CARLA
ALL THE TIME, HUH?
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NO.
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SHE NEVER MENTIONED
ANOTHER WAITRESS HERE?
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OH, YES. I'VE HEARD HER
TALK ABOUT FISH-FACE.
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SHE QUIT.
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NICE KID,
THAT ANNETTE, HUH?
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YEAH, SHE IS, COACH.
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YEAH. SHE'S CUTE,
TOO, HUH?
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CUTE, HUH?
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[KISS KISS KISS]
CUTE.
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YOU LIKE HER,
THERE, CLIFFO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST SAID SHE WAS CUTE.
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ARE YOU GONNA
ASK HER OUT, HUH?
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AH!
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COME ON, CLIFF.
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YOU HAVEN'T
HAD A DATE IN MONTHS.
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THERE'S A SIMPLE
EXPLANATION FOR THAT
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THAT YOU RIFFRAFFS
PROBABLY WOULDN'T
UNDERSTAND.
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I HAVE IMPOSSIBLY
HIGH STANDARDS
FOR A WOMAN.
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YEAH. SHE HAS TO
LIKE YOU, RIGHT?
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EXCUSE ME, CLIFF.
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GET YOU A PAD,
AND WE'LL GET
A TRAY ON THE OTHER SIDE.
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HERE'S A PENCIL,
HONEY.
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OK, COACH,
THANKS.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE
DOING HER A FAVOR
IF YOU ASKED HER OUT.
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SHE'D, YOU KNOW,
FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE.
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YEAH? WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE, EH...
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MAYBE ON THE WAY OUT.
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GOTTA GO.
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GO? OH...SO SOON.
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CLIFFY,
THE NIGHT'S YOUNG,
AND IT'S YOUR ROUND.
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OH, HEY, SORRY.
I GOT A BIG DAY
TOMORROW.
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THEY'VE ASKED ME TO
TEST-DRIVE A NEW POSTAL
VEHICLE ON MY ROUTE.
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HOW COME THEY ASKED YOU?
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WELL, I'VE GOT
THE BEST SAFETY RECORD
IN THE BRANCH, COACH,
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NEVER EVEN
BEEN NEAR AN ACCIDENT.
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NOT SINCE YOU WERE BORN.
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[WHISTLES]
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WAS THAT,
UH...COMMENT
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ADDRESSED
TO ME, PAUL?
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OH, NO, CLIFF.
IT'S, UH...
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IF IT WERE ADDRESSED
TO ANYBODY,
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IT'D PROBABLY GET LOST
IN THE MAIL.
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IF I WASN'T
WEARING THIS UNIFORM,
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I'D ASK YOU
TO STEP OUTSIDE.
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IF YOU WEREN'T
WEARING THAT UNIFORM,
WE'D ALL STEP OUTSIDE.
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[WHISPERING]
Cliff...
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Annette.
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
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I JUST HAD
A SUDDEN THOUGHT HERE.
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UH...IF YOU'RE
NOT DOIN' ANYTHING,
IF YOU HAVE THE TIME,
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MAYBE WE COULD
GO OUT SOME TIME
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AND DO SOMETHING
TOGETHER IF YOU WANT.
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REALLY?
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THAT SOUNDS NICE.
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OH, UH...
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YEAH, WELL, UH...
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I BETTER WARN YOU,
THOUGH, UH...
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I'M GOIN' ON
A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT
FOR THE DEPARTMENT.
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OH.
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I'VE GOT NO RIGHT TO
ASK YOU TO WAIT FOR ME.
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WELL, HERE'S
MY PHONE NUMBER
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IN CASE YOU MAKE IT.
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GREAT. WELL,
AUF WIEDERSEHEN.
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BYE.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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HOW'S THE NEW GIRL
DOING?
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OH, VERY WELL.
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THAT DATE WITH CLIFF
IS THE SECOND ONE
SHE'S MADE
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SINCE SHE'S BEEN HERE.
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REALLY?
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WELL. WELL,
THAT'S--THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
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SHE'S BREAKING OUT
OF HER SHELL.
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SAM, IT'S CHEERS.
IT'S A ROMANTIC BAR.
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AS MANY PEOPLE
FALL IN LOVE HERE
AS GET SICK.
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SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
UH, MAYBE 1 A.M.?
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THAT WOULD BE FINE.
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SAM.
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SHE'S NOT WHAT CARLA
THINKS SHE IS.
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YES, SHE IS.
SHE'S JUST...
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SHE'S NAIVE.
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SAM, I AM AN EXCELLENT
JUDGE OF CHARACTER,
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AND I SAY SHE'S LOOSE.
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JUST STOP. STOP.
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SHE'S NOT LOOSE.
ALL RIGHT,
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I'LL TALK TO HER.
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I'LL KEEP HER
FROM GETTING
INTO TROUBLE HERE.
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ANNETTE, CAN I
TALK TO YOU THERE
IN MY OFFICE?
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BY THE WAY,
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I THINK YOU
WOULD DO A LOT BETTER
FOR YOURSELF
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IF YOU'D STOP MEDDLING
IN OTHER PEOPLE'S
SEX LIVES
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AND STARTED
CONCENTRATING ON MINE.
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WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.
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THAT'LL KEEP ME TILL
THE END OF A MINUTE.
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AH.
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DID I DO
SOMETHING WRONG?
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OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE
A LITTLE TALK WITH YOU.
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YOU SEE, I KNOW
THAT YOU HAVEN'T
WORKED IN BARS BEFORE,
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AND I JUST
WANTED TO EXPLAIN
HOW MEN BEHAVED IN BARS.
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THEY, UH...
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WELL, THEY--
THEY HAVE A FEW DRINKS,
GET A LITTLE HIGH,
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AND THEN THEY GET
A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY
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AROUND A BEAUTIFUL
NEW WAITRESS,
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AND, UH, WELL...
231
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,157
IS THIS MAKING
ANY SENSE TO YOU?
232
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,959
WHY DON'T WE
SIT DOWN HERE?
233
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,794
SEE, WHAT I'M--
234
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,931
NO, I THOUGHT MAYBE
THAT--MMM! OH!
235
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,298
TAKE ME. TAKE ME.
236
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:08,301
OOH! OW!
237
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,939
SAM,
TELEPHONE CALL--
238
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:14,007
WHUP! HO!
239
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,743
I'LL JUST TELL 'EM
YOU'RE BREAKIN' IN
A NEW WAITRESS.
240
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,277
NO...COACH!
241
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,293
OK, FOLKS, ALMOST READY.
242
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,697
THAT WAS CLIFF.
243
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,767
HE SAID HE'S
FEELIN' A LOT BETTER.
HE'S COMIN' IN TONIGHT.
244
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,002
GREAT.
WHAT HAPPENED
TO HIM, ANYWAY?
245
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,872
IT WAS DURING HIS TEST DRIVE
A FEW DAYS AGO.
246
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:48,842
HE STEPPED OUT OF
THE CAR AND INTO A POTHOLE,
SMASHED UP HIS LEG,
247
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:52,212
BUT HE FINISHED
HIS ROUTE IN PAIN.
248
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,815
HE FIGURED THOSE
1974 CHRISTMAS CARDS
249
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,717
COULDN'T WAIT
ANOTHER DAY, HUH?
250
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,856
UH, ANNETTE...
251
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,024
YOU'RE LATE AGAIN.
252
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,993
I'M SORRY, SAM.
253
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,495
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
TAKE ME INTO YOUR OFFICE
AND SCOLD ME?
254
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,031
NO, NO. NO, NO, NO.
255
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,901
JUST, UH, JUST MAYBE
DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
256
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,836
I WON'T.
257
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:18,939
EH...
258
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,407
SAM...
259
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:24,244
SHE'S TURNED INTO THE THING
THAT DEVOURED BOSTON.
260
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,079
WE'VE GOTTA TELL CARLA
ABOUT THIS.
261
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,215
OH, NO, WE DO NOT
HAVE TO TELL CARLA
ABOUT THIS.
262
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,750
IT'S NONE
OF OUR BUSINESS
IF SHE LIKES MEN.
263
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,186
LOVES MEN.
264
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,023
SHE CAN DO
WHATEVER SHE WANTS
WITH HER SEX LIFE.
265
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,757
IT'S IN
THE BILL OF RIGHTS.
266
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,063
WHERE IS IT IN
THE BILL OF RIGHTS?
267
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:47,734
WELL, YOU KNOW,
THE PART ABOUT THE RIGHT
TO ASSEMBLE AND BEAR ARMS.
268
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:56,243
THAT IS
THE STUPIDEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD.
269
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:59,813
HEY, I THOUGHT
YOU SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T
GONNA CALL ME STUPID
270
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:03,150
NOW THAT WE'RE
BEING INTIMATE.
271
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:07,921
NO. I SAID I WOULDN'T
CALL YOU STUPID WHILE
WE'RE BEING INTIMATE.
272
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,525
OK, FOLKS, THE MOVIE'S READY!
273
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,961
I GOT THE LIGHTS.
274
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,362
THANKS, SAM.
275
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,564
SIT DOWN, EVERYBODY.
GET NICE AND COMFY.
276
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,366
HERE WE GO.
277
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,901
EVERYBODY COMFORTABLE?
278
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,970
UH...THIS FILM I CALL
279
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:30,143
A TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL
TO VISIT CARLA AND HER
NEW 2-DAY-OLD BABY.
280
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,112
I LIKE THAT.
I LIKE THAT.
281
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,380
THANKS, SAM.
282
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,450
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE ARE
IN THE ELEVATOR,
283
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:40,220
AND, UH, THOSE ELEVATOR
DOORS ARE OPENING,
284
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,056
AND WE'RE GOING
TO CARLA'S ROOM,
285
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:47,027
AND, YES, WE GO IN, AND...
286
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:50,097
OH, GEE, I MADE A MISTAKE.
IT'S A DEAD GUY'S ROOM.
287
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,866
THE WIDOW WAS SO UPSET.
I TRIED TO...
288
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,835
CHEER HER UP WITH A GIFT,
AND SHE HAD--I JUST--
289
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,204
IT WASN'T THE RIGHT MOMENT.
290
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,041
OH, NOW, HERE WE ARE.
291
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,010
UH, I'M ON THE RIGHT FLOOR,
292
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:06,880
AND THERE'S CARLA'S ROOM,
I HOPE, AND IN WE GO.
293
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,982
YES, IT IS!
294
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,417
YAY!
295
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,185
AH, THE KIDS WERE VERY GOOD.
296
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,853
THEY WERE ON
THEIR GOOD BEHAVIOR.
297
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,456
THEN ANTHONY SQUIRTED
HIS WATER PISTOL AT ME.
298
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:20,127
HERE I AM WIPING THE LENS,
299
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,930
AND SARAFINA
GRABBED THE CAMERA,
300
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,232
CRAWLED UNDER A--A--A BED,
301
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:28,601
AND I BEGGED HER FOR IT.
I HAD A HECK OF A TIME--
302
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:32,072
THEN ANN MARIE
JUMPED ON MY BACK.
303
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,174
Sam: COACH, DIDN'T YOU
GET A SHOT OF THE BABY?
304
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,642
YEAH. THERE SHE IS.
305
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,544
Norm: WHICH ONE'S
CARLA'S, COACH?
306
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,346
IT'S THE LITTLE GIRL, NORM.
307
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,381
DOESN'T SHE LOOK
JUST LIKE HER MOTHER?
308
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,882
I THINK THAT'S ALL.
309
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,217
Sam: I GOT THE LIGHTS.
310
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,852
OK.
311
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,556
WELL, HEY!
312
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,224
BRAVO.
313
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,462
OH, THAT WAS NICE.
314
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,630
I'M GLAD I GOT TO
SEE THE BABY.
315
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,500
YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN OVER THERE YET?
316
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,436
WELL, I GOT AS FAR
AS THE HOSPITAL,
317
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,139
BUT I
MET THE CHIEF SURGEON
IN THE PARKING LOT,
318
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,942
AND WE SPLIT A 6-PACK
IN HIS VAN.
319
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,944
WHAT A NICE FELLOW.
320
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,384
HEY, LOOKIE, HERE!
321
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,152
HEY! HEY!
322
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,587
WELCOME BACK.
323
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,921
* WHEN CLIFFY COMES
MARCHING HOME AGAIN *
324
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,423
* HURRAH, HURRAH *
325
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,425
COME ON OVER HERE,
SOLDIER.
326
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,294
WELCOME HOME, CLIFFO.
327
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,096
[CHUCKLING]
THANK YOU, COACH.
328
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,431
BOY, I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS...
329
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,000
EXCEPT PAUL.
330
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,001
YEAH.
331
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,036
SO, UH,
WHO WANTS TO SEE IT?
332
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,270
OH, NO, NOT ME.
333
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,571
I CAN'T STAND
THAT STUFF,
334
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,707
CAN'T EVEN EAT
AN OPEN-FACED
SANDWICH.
335
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:41,941
EH...
336
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,243
EW!
337
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:47,014
AH, IT'S ALMOST
GONE NOW ANYWAY, YEAH.
338
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,648
LITTLE SUDS
ON THERE, CLIFF.
339
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,183
HEY, THANK YOU,
COACH.
340
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,153
I HAD SOME HEALING HANDS
TO HELP ME.
341
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,721
YEAH. SOME, UH...
342
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:58,591
INCREDIBLE,
BEAUTIFUL HANDS.
343
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,293
OH, WAIT A MINUTE HERE.
344
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,461
SOUNDS LIKE
THE MAN'S BEEN BITTEN
BY THE LOVE BUG.
345
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,696
CLIFFY, YOU FOUND
SOMEBODY, HUH?
346
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,132
WELL, YEAH.
347
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,466
HE DID.
348
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,468
Cliff: ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
349
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,570
I NEVER THOUGHT
I WAS THE KIND OF GUY
TO FALL HEAD OVER HEELS--
350
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,306
OH, GOD. IT ISN'T
ANNETTE, IS IT?
351
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,607
WELL, YEAH!
352
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,477
OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
353
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,312
THANK YOU, DIANE.
354
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,713
IT'S GREAT.
355
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,316
SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET,
BUT, UH...
356
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,119
I'M GONNA ASK
FOR HER HAND.
357
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,289
ANNETTE?
358
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,657
YEAH. ISN'T IT
SOMETHING, SAMMY,
359
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,559
ME AND CARLA'S
SWEET LITTLE SISTER?
360
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,994
OH, IT'S LIKE FATE, HUH?
361
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,296
OH, THERE SHE IS.
362
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,564
ANNETTE...
363
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,701
HIYA, SWEETHEART.
364
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,203
HELLO THERE...
365
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,537
HANDSOME.
366
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,645
OH, SAM...
367
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,048
I THINK WE HAVE TO TALK
IN THE BACK ROOM.
368
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,384
WHY?
369
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,419
WELL, IT'S
OUR WEEKLY SEMINAR
370
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:03,556
ON THE USE OF LEITMOTIF
IN THE CHANSON DE ROLAND.
371
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,427
OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
372
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,396
BOY, TIME REALLY
FLIES BY, DOESN'T IT?
373
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,065
YEAH, NORMAN, WHY
DON'T YOU JOIN US?
COACH?
374
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,334
NO, NO, NOT ME, DIANE.
THANK YOU. NO.
375
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,802
OH, COME ON, COACH.
376
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,404
YOU'RE
THE GUEST SPEAKER.
377
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,306
HEY, THIS MIGHT BE GOOD.
378
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:31,418
WE ARE CONFRONTED
WITH A PROBLEM.
379
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,552
TELL HIM ABOUT IT,
WE RUIN HIS LIFE.
380
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,087
Sam: RIGHT.
381
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,588
WHAT IF WE DON'T
TELL HIM ABOUT IT?
382
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:39,226
DON'T TELL HIM ABOUT IT,
WE RUIN HIS LIFE.
383
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,028
WELL, IF I'M CONFUSED,
EVERYBODY MUST BE.
384
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,335
I KNOW CLIFF.
HE'S A VERY SWEET GUY.
385
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,304
IF ANYBODY CAN CHANGE
THIS ANNETTE BABE,
HE'S THE ONE.
386
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,773
WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE
RIGHT, NORMAN.
387
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,376
I GUESS WE'VE BEEN
PRETTY CYNICAL, HUH?
388
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,378
WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE?
389
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,247
MAYBE ANNETTE
REALLY LOVES CLIFF.
390
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,614
THERE YOU GO.
391
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,717
HEY, FACE IT,
LOVE CAN BE A REBIRTH
392
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,520
FOR ANY MAN AND WOMAN.
393
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,755
YEAH. I FEEL BETTER
ABOUT THAT.
394
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,390
WELL,
WASN'T IT DANTE
WHO SAID--
395
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,192
[ALL TALKING]
396
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,335
ANNETTE, WOULD YOU
GET ME A SODA, PLEASE?
397
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,704
CERTAINLY.
398
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,674
THAT CLIFF IS REALLY
SOMETHING SPECIAL, HUH?
399
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,477
WHICH ONE'S CLIFF?
400
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,616
LET ME TELL HIM.
I'M HIS BEST FRIEND.
401
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,386
CLIFF, TALK TO YOU
IN THE BACK ROOM
HERE A MOMENT?
402
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,654
UH, WELL, YEAH.
SURE, NORM.
403
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,124
YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
404
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,793
I'VE SEEN
THIS KIND OF THING
DESTROY RELATIONSHIPS.
405
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,461
HE SHOULD HEAR ABOUT IT
FROM SOMEBODY WHO CARES
ABOUT HIM
406
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,463
AND WHO HE CARES ABOUT.
407
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,732
SEE YOU LATER,
SWEETHEART.
408
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,234
BYE.
409
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:59,172
YEAH. SO, UH,
WHAT'S GOIN' ON, NORM?
410
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,040
AW, NOTHIN'.
411
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,844
WHAT, I CAN'T TALK
TO MY BUDDY?
412
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,447
WELL, YEAH.
SURE. NO PROBLEM.
413
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,323
UH, SO, UH, WHAT'S UP?
414
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,460
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
YOUR DEFINITION OF
"FRIENDSHIP" WAS, CLIFF?
415
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,763
HEY, NORM,
ANNETTE'S OUT THERE
WAITIN' FOR ME.
416
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:24,831
USE A DICTIONARY, EH?
417
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,499
YEAH.
418
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,368
CLIFF--CLIFF,
I THINK FRIENDSHIP
IS 2 GUYS WHO CAN
419
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,636
REMEMBER
ALL THE GOOD TIMES
420
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:30,837
THAT THEY SHARED,
YOU KNOW?
421
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,605
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
THAT'S GOOD, NORM.
422
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,341
YOU REMEMBER
ALL THE GOOD TIMES
WE SHARED?
423
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,409
YEAH. LISTEN, NORM,
IF YOU WANT A COUPLE
OF BUCKS, UH...
424
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,411
NO, NO.
CLIFF, CLIFF, CLIFF!
425
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,281
HEY, REMEMBER, LIKE, UH,
426
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,483
WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT
I WAS DRINKIN' TOO MUCH
427
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,252
AND THAT YOU FELT THAT I
REALLY OUGHT TO STOP?
428
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,286
YEAH, YEAH.
429
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,554
YEAH.
430
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,722
AS A FRIEND,
I APPRECIATED THAT.
431
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,691
YEAH.
YOU DIDN'T STOP, NORM.
432
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,594
I DECIDED YOU
WERE WRONG, BUT, UH...
433
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,496
REMEMBER WE WERE
PASSING THROUGH CONCORD
434
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,465
AND WE STOPPED,
WE TOOK A SQUIRT
ON THAT GUY'S LAWN?
435
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,900
OH, HO HO HO! YEAH!
436
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,236
YEAH. WE KILLED
HIS JACK-IN-THE-PULPIT.
437
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,504
YEAH.
438
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,739
YEAH.
439
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:10,443
YEAH. SO WHAT'D YOU
ASK ME BACK HERE FOR, NORM?
440
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,945
IT WASN'T TO TALK OVER
THE GOOD TIMES, HUH?
441
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,815
WELL, UH,
NOT JUST THAT.
442
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,319
MORE LIKE, UH...
443
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,720
ABOUT, UH...
444
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,221
ANNETTE.
445
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,956
OH...
446
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,892
NORM, LOOKIT. LOOKIT.
447
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,928
WHEN ANNETTE
AND ME ARE MARRIED,
IT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE US.
448
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,230
NO. CLIFF...
449
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,367
ANNETTE'S
NOT AS INNOCENT
AS YOU THINK SHE IS.
450
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,706
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN, NORM?
451
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,309
IT MEANS SINCE
SHE'S BEEN WORKIN' HERE,
452
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,444
SHE HAS BEEN AROUND...
453
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,279
AND...
454
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:49,282
AND AROUND.
455
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:52,552
WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING THIS FOR, NORM?
456
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,687
'CAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS
OR SOMETHING?
457
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,989
'CAUSE ANNETTE AND I
ARE GOING AND STARTING
A NEW LIFE TOGETHER
458
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,626
AND ALL THE MAGIC'S GONE OUT
OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
459
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:04,196
MORE PEOPLE HAVE
ENJOYED ANNETTE'S MAGIC
THAN DOUG HENNING'S.
460
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:12,405
NORMY, I'LL GIVE YOU
ONE SECOND TO TAKE THAT BACK!
461
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,744
OK, I'LL GIVE YOU 3.
462
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,323
WHO'S SHE BEEN WITH?
463
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,559
EVERYBODY.
464
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,328
YOU?
465
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:36,629
NO.
466
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,665
'CAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED,
RIGHT?
467
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,069
AFTER YOU'RE MARRIED
TO A WOMAN LIKE VERA,
468
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:46,606
YOU DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT EXTRAMARITAL SEX.
469
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,775
I TRY NOT TO THINK
ABOUT MARITAL SEX.
470
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,654
SO, WHAT...
YOU HATE ME NOW, RIGHT?
471
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,322
NO.
472
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,325
HATE HER?
473
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,994
NO.
474
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,062
HATE YOURSELF?
475
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,498
YEAH.
476
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,666
MY CHOICE, TOO. YEAH.
477
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:17,604
EH, I GUESS
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
478
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,839
SHE SAID SHE INVENTED
ALL THOSE THINGS
479
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,641
IT TAKES YOU YEARS
TO LEARN.
480
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,910
OH...
481
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,646
OH...I GUESS I OUGHTA
THANK YOU, HUH, NORM?
482
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,014
OH.
483
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,516
EH...
OH, NO, NO.
484
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,651
COULDN'T HAVE BEEN EASY
FOR YOU TO--
485
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:34,554
I JUST HOPE I CAN DO
THE SAME FOR YOU ONE DAY.
486
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:35,788
THANKS.
487
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,624
WELL.
488
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,827
COME ON.
LET'S GET A BEER.
489
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,929
NO. I'M NOT GOIN'
BACK OUT THERE.
490
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,997
THE GUYS
ARE GONNA LAUGH AT ME.
491
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,966
NO ONE'S GONNA LAUGH AT YOU.
492
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,468
THOSE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU,
493
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:49,769
AND THEY KNOW
THAT YOU'RE HURTIN'.
494
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,940
ANYBODY WHO LAUGHS AT YOU
HAS GOT TO ANSWER TO ME.
495
00:22:56,509 --> 00:23:01,280
NORMY, YOU'RE ABOUT
THE BEST FRIEND
I EVER HAD.
496
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:06,486
YOU'RE MINE.
497
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,623
WANNA HUG?
498
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,395
NAH.
499
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,098
ME, EITHER.
500
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,733
I MEAN, IT'S
NOT LIKE YOU PULLED ME
501
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,402
FROM A BURNING CAR
OR ANYTHING.
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