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Tle-known fact.
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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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So, Chuck, how's the,
uh, job search going, huh?
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I got something,
Sam, but I'm not
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too excited about it.
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I'm a janitor at a biology lab
where they do DNA experiments...
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You know, making
mutant viruses and stuff.
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Well, that sounds
like a pretty good job.
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I don't know. It makes
me nervous, you know,
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all that weird stuff
floating around.
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Don't worry about
it... I'm sure it's safe.
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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
They take all
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the right precautions.
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Yeah, no problem.
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I guess you're right.
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Must be getting a
little paranoid, huh?
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Yeah.
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You know, I feel better already.
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See you later.
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Yeah. Take care, Chuck.
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♪ Making your way
in the world today ♪
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♪ Takes everything you've got ♪
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♪ Taking a break
from all your worries ♪
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♪ Sure would help a lot ♪
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♪ Wouldn't you
like to get away? ♪
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You want to be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ You want to go
where people know ♪
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♪ People are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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Last week on Cheers...
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Interesting, interesting.
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That was Sam's brother.
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He's on his way over.
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He hates him.
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The guy's better at
everything than I am.
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I mean, he-he's perfect.
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Ooh, nice voice... who is that?
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Guess.
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Your brother is one
good-looking guy.
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The guy did get me a job.
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Norm, Norm, come on, hurry up.
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He's going to do some
tap dancing for us.
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Your brother's
teaching me Spanish.
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You think Diane likes Derek?
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I don't know, Sam... I'll
pass her a note in Gym.
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He's just a man
like any other man
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you'd meet in Greek mythology.
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Derek just wants to fly me
out to Martha's Vineyard tonight.
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In a plane or on his back?
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Whatever you and
my brother Derek
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want to do is okay with me.
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I don't care.
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I'd rather stay with you.
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What?
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What'd you say?
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I didn't hear anything?
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Is Diane about to
fall for Sam's brother?
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Will Sam's heart be broken?
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Will Norm find
happiness in his new job?
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Will Coach return to
coaching in Venezuela?
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Will Carl Yastrzemski
please call Cheers
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and ask for "the spitfire"?
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Well, well, Coach, it's
just clear we've reached
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a philosophical impasse here
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you know, much like the question
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of the tree falling
in the woods.
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The what?
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The tree falling in the woods.
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Oh.
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The question is, if a
tree falls in the woods
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and if there's
nobody there to hear it
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does it a sound?
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Well, if there's nobody there, I
mean, how do you know it fell?
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Uh, well, Coach, we gotta assume
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that it fell, you know.
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Yeah, but you don't know.
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All right. Okay, Coach.
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I went into the woods yesterday
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and saw the tree laying
there on the ground.
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Well, a bunch of beavers
could have chewed at it
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and then gently lowered
it to the ground, Cliff.
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Uh, well, you, you got me
there on that one, Coach.
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How about another beer, huh?
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I'm telling you, you
surprise me, Cliff.
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You're not prepared
at all tonight.
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Yeah, well, I, uh, fell asleep
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while I was going over my notes
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preparing for our
conversation today, Coach.
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Oh, you do that, too, huh?
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Coach!
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Where's Diane today?
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It's her day off.
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She must be out with Derek.
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She's been out with
him every day. I see.
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You know, I am sick
of hearing about her.
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Ever since Lady Dye-Job
arrived, she gets all the attention.
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Nobody cares about me anymore.
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Nobody asks what
Carla is doing anymore.
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Aw...
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Carla, Carla, come on
now, be fair, you know.
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We weren't that interested
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in your life before
she got here.
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Well, Sam, thanks again.
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Yeah, uh... thank you
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for dropping me off.
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You sure you can't
come in for a drink?
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Oh, I'd love to, but
I'm in kind of a hurry.
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Oh, hey, uh...
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I'm sorry I shrieked
the wrong name.
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That's okay.
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Hi, everyone.
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Hey, Sam.
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Sammy, Sammy, oh, my, my, Sammy.
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Hey, uh, Sammy,
tell me true, now.
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Not only did that gorgeous-
looking girl go out with you,
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she also drove?
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No, she didn't drive,
she carried me.
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Hey, Sam.
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I'm proud of you.
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You took my little wimp
speech to heart there.
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It's great to see you
back in action again.
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Yeah, I want to
thank you for that.
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Took my mind off my brother
and your skinny coworker.
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I don't even care
where they are anymore.
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Where are they?
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Well, Bobby and Suzy
saw them at the drive-in
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sharing a cherry coke and fries.
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Hey, Norm!
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How you doing, Norm?
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Coach, I'm on top of the world.
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It's a dismal spot in
Greenland somewhere.
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How's your new job coming, Norm?
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Don't bring that up.
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What?
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I am no longer in the employ
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of Goldstein, Borman
and Kawakami.
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What happened?
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I discovered that so-called
"medical corporation"
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was a polite term
for "den of thieves."
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They're in the business
of cheating on taxes.
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Oh, yeah, so you
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resigned in protest, huh, Norm?
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Well, I took a long lunch
and they canned me.
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The last angry man.
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Damn right I'm angry, Sammy.
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Those are rich people
cheating on taxes
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and who has to foot the bill?
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Honest folks... like me and you
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and all you nice
people here at the bar
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that I've listed as
my dependents.
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So, uh, where is Diane today?
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She's not out with
Derek again, is she?
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Another concert.
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I don't believe it.
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, what happened to all
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the interesting talk
around here, huh?
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I mean, I used to
enjoy coming in here
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and listening to a
good conversation.
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Now there's so much gossip
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you should all have
dryers on your heads.
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I'm going to be in the office.
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Okay, Sam.
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So what'll you have?
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I'll have a cup of tea.
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And I'll have a small sherry.
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Okay.
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Now...
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that sounds nice.
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Sherry sounds very nice
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and it is late afternoon.
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I think I'll have a glass
of sherry, too, please.
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Two sherries.
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Uh, make that...
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a glass of wine... white wine.
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Wine.
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I haven't had a
glass of wine in ages.
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Is your wine dry?
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Yeah, it's okay.
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Then give me some wine, too.
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Two wines.
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You know what sounds like
fun to me all of a sudden?
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What?
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A beer.
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I haven't had a beer
since I don't know when.
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I used to have half
a beer on a hot day.
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Well, it's quite cold out today.
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Then put a shot of whisky
with it and it's perfect.
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Two boilermakers,
Wild Turkey and Bud.
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I'll run a tab.
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Good.
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Ah, que lastima.
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What's wrong, Coach?
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Oh, I didn't get the
job in Venezuela.
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They hired another guy.
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Oh, geez. Well,
what's the matter?
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They didn't like
your Spanish, or...?
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No, no, the Spanish was fine.
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They didn't like my English.
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See, that's too bad, Coach.
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Sorry, Coach.
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Well, que so what, so what?
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Hello, everyone.
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Oh, hi, Diane.
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Hi, Diane.
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What are you doing
here? It's your day off.
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Oh, I just felt like I
needed to be in a place
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where I had a few friends today.
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So, that's your next stop?
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Not today, Carla, please.
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What can I get you, honey?
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I'll have a soda water.
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Oh.
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You know what, Coach?
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You never take a day off.
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No, Thursday's my day off.
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You work every Thursday.
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Yeah, but I go a little
slower, you know.
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So, tell me, how you doing?
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Not very well.
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Well, what is it?
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It's Derek.
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Well, what about him?
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He's flying to Paris today,
and he wants me to go with him.
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He's a charming man, Coach.
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He's everything
I've been looking for.
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And I think he's
interested in me, too.
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Gee, what a lousy break.
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Well, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Diane.
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Maybe it's good.
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Oh, it is good.
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I'll tell you why.
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The-the second I
looked at you and Derek,
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I said, "Now, there
goes a cute couple."
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Yeah.
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What about Sam?
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Well, Sam and Derek
are a little cuter, yeah...
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Coach, let me
ask you a question.
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Diane, you're asking a guy
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who's taken a lot of
fastballs in the head.
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You sure you want
to ask the question?
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Coach, do you think
I'm a smart person?
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You're the smartest
person I ever met.
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Well, I, Diane Chambers...
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Bred and educated
to walk with kings,
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once offered a full
scholarship at the Sorbonne...
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Have allowed myself
to become attracted
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to a six-foot, three-inch
bubblegum card.
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Well, gee, I think
I can help you
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with the sore
buns, Diane, but...
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You know, the rest of what
you say is all over my head.
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Coach, I'm making
a confession here.
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Not just to you, but to myself.
261
00:11:31,549 --> 00:11:34,701
Maybe I'll feel
better after I say this.
262
00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:36,569
I...
263
00:11:36,638 --> 00:11:38,070
I...
264
00:11:38,139 --> 00:11:40,106
I get it, I got it.
265
00:11:40,175 --> 00:11:42,575
You're hot for Sam's chili.
266
00:11:42,644 --> 00:11:45,812
I think Keats would
have said it differently.
267
00:11:47,683 --> 00:11:48,948
But I'll accept that.
268
00:11:49,017 --> 00:11:51,117
Look, Diane, if
you like Sam at all,
269
00:11:51,186 --> 00:11:53,870
I don't understand
what the problem is here.
270
00:11:53,939 --> 00:11:56,105
Derek's making a commitment.
271
00:11:56,174 --> 00:12:00,009
All I ever get from Sam
is adolescent flirtation.
272
00:12:00,078 --> 00:12:02,311
I'm not sticking
around for that.
273
00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:05,849
If he'd give me something...
Anything... I'd stay.
274
00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:09,452
Diane, Diane, you-you
don't understand Sam.
275
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,554
Sam's the kind of
a guy, you know,
276
00:12:11,622 --> 00:12:13,657
he keeps his
feelings to himself.
277
00:12:13,725 --> 00:12:16,165
I mean, the more
he, the more he cares
278
00:12:16,211 --> 00:12:18,695
about something,
the less he shows it.
279
00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:20,930
I've been with him
through his divorce,
280
00:12:20,999 --> 00:12:23,850
through his boozing,
through the end of his career.
281
00:12:23,918 --> 00:12:25,651
And let me tell you something,
282
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,554
the tougher things got, I
mean, the cooler he got.
283
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:29,851
You know something?
284
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,168
It's a damn sure bet
285
00:12:31,192 --> 00:12:33,693
that if he's not
expressing himself to you,
286
00:12:33,762 --> 00:12:34,994
he's nuts about you.
287
00:12:36,147 --> 00:12:38,247
Or he couldn't care less.
288
00:12:41,286 --> 00:12:43,753
Diane, uh, do you
mind if I say something?
289
00:12:43,822 --> 00:12:45,689
Of course not, Norman.
290
00:12:45,757 --> 00:12:48,841
Sometimes, a man and a woman
291
00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:51,144
are so afraid of being
vulnerable to rejection
292
00:12:51,212 --> 00:12:53,646
that neither one of them
will take the first step
293
00:12:53,714 --> 00:12:55,381
of admitting
their true feelings.
294
00:12:56,952 --> 00:12:58,551
Norman, that's beautiful.
295
00:12:59,787 --> 00:13:02,989
I do have a
romantic side, Diane.
296
00:13:03,057 --> 00:13:06,025
I know I make a lot
of jokes about Vera,
297
00:13:06,094 --> 00:13:07,760
but, uh, the truth is,
298
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:11,397
if that woman ever packed
her bags and left me,
299
00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:13,566
I don't know what I'd do...
300
00:13:13,635 --> 00:13:15,168
first.
301
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:26,045
Well, I guess I have no
choice but to force the issue.
302
00:13:26,114 --> 00:13:27,212
Where's Sam?
303
00:13:27,281 --> 00:13:28,598
He's in the office, honey.
304
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,133
I'll tell him I'm going
away with his brother,
305
00:13:31,203 --> 00:13:32,618
and we'll see what he does.
306
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,904
If, for the first time
in his life he's honest
307
00:13:34,973 --> 00:13:37,118
and doesn't hide behind
that tough jock facade,
308
00:13:37,142 --> 00:13:38,208
I'll stay.
309
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,853
But if he does
one of his blithe,
310
00:13:39,877 --> 00:13:41,744
gratuitous jokes, I'm leaving.
311
00:13:41,813 --> 00:13:42,978
I swear it.
312
00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:44,224
Ho, ho, ho. Wait a minute.
313
00:13:44,248 --> 00:13:45,826
Whoa, Diane,
Diane. Whoa, hold on!
314
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,950
I mean, you're putting
your whole future
315
00:13:48,019 --> 00:13:49,919
on the line in this
one moment here.
316
00:13:49,987 --> 00:13:53,022
Y-You're letting your whole
life turn on this one response?
317
00:13:53,091 --> 00:13:54,268
Well, you're right.
318
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,293
Can it wait till I
go to the head?
319
00:13:57,362 --> 00:13:58,727
No.
320
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,064
Oh, I'll hear about it.
321
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,151
Coach? Coach? What
did you do that for?
322
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,352
That was our chance
323
00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:08,621
to get rid of her,
once and for all.
324
00:14:08,690 --> 00:14:10,356
Are you crazy?
325
00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:12,558
Crazy, Carla?
326
00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:14,760
Crazy like a doorknob.
327
00:14:21,169 --> 00:14:24,003
Oh, hi, Diane.
328
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,605
Sam, your brother,
Derek, has asked me
329
00:14:26,675 --> 00:14:30,409
to go to Europe with him,
so I've come to say good-bye.
330
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:31,744
Damn it.
331
00:14:31,813 --> 00:14:33,357
I didn't need to hear that.
332
00:14:33,381 --> 00:14:35,181
What? What's wrong?
333
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,683
Well, it's too late
334
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:40,235
to put a help want ad
in tomorrow's paper.
335
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:47,560
Good-bye, everyone!
336
00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,996
I'm leaving now.
337
00:14:50,065 --> 00:14:52,132
I'll miss you all very much.
338
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,266
Bye, Diane.
339
00:14:53,335 --> 00:14:55,235
Bye!
340
00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:56,769
Bye-bye.
341
00:15:03,544 --> 00:15:04,621
Sorry, honey.
342
00:15:04,645 --> 00:15:06,223
I'm not interviewing
till Monday.
343
00:15:06,247 --> 00:15:07,513
Get this straight.
344
00:15:07,582 --> 00:15:09,332
I'm going away with him.
345
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,550
Good. Have fun.
346
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,135
This could lead to
marriage, you know.
347
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,648
Probably will. Oh?
348
00:15:13,672 --> 00:15:15,237
Probably nothing
will lead to marriage.
349
00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:16,372
Great.
350
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,107
We'll be Diane and Derek Malone.
351
00:15:18,176 --> 00:15:21,443
We'll buy a spread somewhere
and call it "The Double D."
352
00:15:21,512 --> 00:15:23,557
It'll make a nice brand.
353
00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:25,014
Children!
354
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,700
We'll have blond, blue-eyed
children everywhere.
355
00:15:27,769 --> 00:15:29,497
Have them brush
after every meal.
356
00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:30,970
I'll be your sister-in-law.
357
00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:33,384
You'll come over for dinner
and say, "She sets a good table,
358
00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:34,874
and she keeps herself up."
359
00:15:34,943 --> 00:15:37,276
Had to say something.
You just fed me.
360
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,131
I'll send you Christmas
cards every year:
361
00:15:41,199 --> 00:15:43,266
"To a wonderful
brother at Christmas."
362
00:15:43,335 --> 00:15:45,880
It'll be nice to be
remembered on the holidays.
363
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,770
The cards will
have pictures of us...
364
00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:49,539
Derek and I, the kids, the dogs.
365
00:15:49,607 --> 00:15:52,047
The blond ones will be the kids?
366
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,378
This is all right with you?
367
00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:56,624
If you're happy...
368
00:15:56,648 --> 00:15:57,730
I'm ecstatic.
369
00:15:57,799 --> 00:15:58,748
Good-bye.
370
00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:00,161
See you at the wedding.
371
00:16:00,185 --> 00:16:01,729
Do I get to kiss the bride?
372
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,387
I think you know
what you can kiss.
373
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,558
This is it, everyone.
374
00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:11,127
I bid you a fond farewell.
375
00:16:11,196 --> 00:16:13,062
I've enjoyed knowing all of you.
376
00:16:13,131 --> 00:16:15,031
You've brought a lot to my life.
377
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,116
Bye.
378
00:16:25,126 --> 00:16:27,409
Good-bye, everyone.
379
00:16:27,478 --> 00:16:29,412
Bye.
380
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:33,716
Farewell.
381
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,513
Would you get
the hell out of here?
382
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,936
Go on!
383
00:16:38,005 --> 00:16:40,390
I won't let it end this way.
384
00:16:43,145 --> 00:16:46,212
I've had warts that
went away quicker.
385
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,551
Ow!
386
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,252
What did I hit?
387
00:16:53,321 --> 00:16:54,404
My nose.
388
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,954
You're supposed to knock.
389
00:16:56,023 --> 00:16:57,173
You were coming out
390
00:16:57,242 --> 00:16:59,242
to say something
to me, weren't you?
391
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,311
What is it?
392
00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:01,989
I wasn't going to say anything.
393
00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:03,529
Yes, you were. What was it?
394
00:17:03,597 --> 00:17:04,797
Go to the airport.
395
00:17:04,866 --> 00:17:05,866
Say it.
396
00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:06,849
No.
397
00:17:06,918 --> 00:17:08,751
All right, wait here.
398
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,420
Bye, Diane.
399
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,498
Bye.
400
00:17:11,522 --> 00:17:12,688
Bye, honey.
401
00:17:12,757 --> 00:17:13,990
Bye-bye.
402
00:17:18,629 --> 00:17:20,341
That's the blackboard
from the poolroom.
403
00:17:20,365 --> 00:17:21,642
What are you doing with that?
404
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,166
Tell me what you
were going to say,
405
00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:24,300
or you'll be very sorry.
406
00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:26,114
Oh, don't do that. I hate that.
407
00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:27,554
No, no, don't, don't.
408
00:17:27,622 --> 00:17:28,238
Go... no!
409
00:17:28,306 --> 00:17:29,239
No!
410
00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:30,573
Sing.
411
00:17:30,642 --> 00:17:32,486
No, don't. I hate
that. Please, stop.
412
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,190
Would you just stop?
Put that down, please.
413
00:17:34,229 --> 00:17:35,261
Just-just put it...
414
00:17:35,329 --> 00:17:36,774
Ah, no! All right, all right!
415
00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:38,181
All right, please don't go.
416
00:17:38,249 --> 00:17:39,999
Ask me nice.
417
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:41,829
Oh, come on,
would you? I mean it.
418
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,347
I deserve that
much. Ask me nice.
419
00:17:43,371 --> 00:17:44,320
All right, all right.
420
00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:46,506
Just-just-just put it down.
421
00:17:46,574 --> 00:17:48,808
Put-put the blackboard down.
422
00:17:48,877 --> 00:17:50,643
Put it down.
423
00:17:54,049 --> 00:17:56,332
Please stay.
424
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,784
Why should I?
425
00:17:57,852 --> 00:17:59,252
Oh. Go on, get out.
426
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,686
Get out, come on.
427
00:18:00,755 --> 00:18:02,955
Hey, I'm not sticking
around here just in the hope
428
00:18:03,024 --> 00:18:05,057
that maybe something
will happen between us.
429
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,159
Well, what is it
you want from me?
430
00:18:07,228 --> 00:18:09,295
I want you to tell
me what you want.
431
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:10,997
Well, I'll tell you what I want.
432
00:18:11,065 --> 00:18:12,809
I'll tell you exactly
what I want.
433
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,350
I want to know what you want.
434
00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,536
We're doing it again.
435
00:18:16,605 --> 00:18:18,755
Listen, look...
436
00:18:18,823 --> 00:18:21,223
Will you just explain
one thing to me?
437
00:18:21,292 --> 00:18:24,226
It's very important to me.
438
00:18:24,295 --> 00:18:26,735
Why aren't you with Derek?
439
00:18:26,781 --> 00:18:28,764
Because I like you better.
440
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,151
Oh, Diane, listen.
441
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:35,988
All the jealousy I felt for
my brother over the years
442
00:18:36,057 --> 00:18:40,776
is nothing to what I felt
these last five minutes.
443
00:18:43,481 --> 00:18:44,897
Oh, Sam.
444
00:18:47,769 --> 00:18:49,702
I think we're about
ready to start something
445
00:18:49,771 --> 00:18:51,254
that might be
kind of great, huh?
446
00:18:51,322 --> 00:18:53,857
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
447
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,925
Maybe we should, uh...
448
00:18:55,994 --> 00:18:58,127
kiss or something, huh?
449
00:18:58,196 --> 00:19:01,197
No, we're not
going to just kiss.
450
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,912
We're-we're about
to start something.
451
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,786
I mean, a kiss is
where you start, isn't it?
452
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,175
But you don't make
an announcement
453
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,151
when you're about ready to
kiss someone romantically.
454
00:19:11,175 --> 00:19:12,637
No, no, that wasn't
an announcement.
455
00:19:12,661 --> 00:19:15,072
I just didn't want to catch
you off-guard, that's all.
456
00:19:15,096 --> 00:19:17,830
On our first kiss, it's
okay to be off-guard.
457
00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:19,398
You should be swept away.
458
00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:20,677
Well, I was, I was.
459
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,834
Nobody's swept away
460
00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:24,003
when they have
the presence of mind
461
00:19:24,071 --> 00:19:25,904
to say, "Maybe we should kiss."
462
00:19:25,973 --> 00:19:28,453
All right, all right...
463
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,222
You're right, you're right.
464
00:19:32,246 --> 00:19:34,291
Uh, all right, when I do it,
465
00:19:34,315 --> 00:19:36,835
I, uh, I won't say anything.
466
00:19:37,452 --> 00:19:41,520
No, no. This
isn't right, either.
467
00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:44,423
Hey, I didn't say anything.
468
00:19:44,492 --> 00:19:46,325
I was swept away.
469
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,610
Sam, let's face it.
The moment's not right.
470
00:19:48,679 --> 00:19:51,163
We're-we're-we're too
aware of what we're doing.
471
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,593
All right, all
right. You're right.
472
00:19:52,617 --> 00:19:54,128
You're right. I mean,
this whole thing
473
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,663
is not going the
way it should. No.
474
00:19:55,687 --> 00:19:58,127
Maybe we should just forget
about the kiss and hit the sack.
475
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:04,760
This is the dumbest
conversation we have ever had.
476
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:09,264
Which means it's the dumbest
conversation that's ever been.
477
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,801
Maybe this whole thing
is just a mistake, huh?
478
00:20:11,869 --> 00:20:13,302
What whole thing?
479
00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:15,651
Well, this, this whole thing
that we're trying to do here.
480
00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:16,756
I mean, every time we try
481
00:20:16,825 --> 00:20:18,357
to get together,
something goes wrong.
482
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,687
I mean, look, look. Just-just
'cause I'm a neat-looking guy
483
00:20:20,711 --> 00:20:22,256
and you're kind of
hungry at the moment,
484
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,879
doesn't mean that... Hungry?
485
00:20:23,948 --> 00:20:24,948
Oh, no, no, don't, don't.
486
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,096
No, no, no, listen, listen.
487
00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:27,150
What I mean by that is...
488
00:20:27,218 --> 00:20:28,384
You've been here a long time.
489
00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:29,769
Now, if something
were just going
490
00:20:29,838 --> 00:20:32,004
to naturally happen, it
would have happened by now.
491
00:20:32,073 --> 00:20:34,607
It's silly just to try
to make it happen.
492
00:20:34,676 --> 00:20:35,941
Oh, fine!
493
00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:39,612
You tell me this now
that I've let Derek go.
494
00:20:39,681 --> 00:20:41,158
No, don't throw
Derek in my face.
495
00:20:41,182 --> 00:20:42,582
Now, you never cared for Derek.
496
00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:43,950
You just used him to trap me.
497
00:20:44,018 --> 00:20:45,817
Trap you? Yeah, that's right.
498
00:20:45,886 --> 00:20:48,164
I'm the best thing that
could have happened to you,
499
00:20:48,188 --> 00:20:49,833
and you're too
stupid to realize it.
500
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,190
Are you kidding me?
501
00:20:51,259 --> 00:20:53,136
You are the worst thing
that happened to me,
502
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,038
and before you came
here, I was a happy man.
503
00:20:55,062 --> 00:20:56,440
You honestly believe
you were happier
504
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,775
before you met me
than you are now?
505
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:58,815
Hell, yes.
506
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,583
How do you think it feels
507
00:21:00,652 --> 00:21:03,903
to be attracted to someone
that makes you sick?
508
00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:13,245
I could write a
book on the subject.
509
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,531
You can't shut up long
enough to write a check.
510
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,267
You know, as a matter of
fact, you can't shut up at all.
511
00:21:18,336 --> 00:21:19,780
You are trying to
change the subject.
512
00:21:19,804 --> 00:21:20,837
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
513
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,216
The subject is,
you can't shut up
514
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,250
long enough to kiss me.
515
00:21:23,274 --> 00:21:24,856
Yeah, to save your life,
516
00:21:24,925 --> 00:21:27,593
I bet you couldn't
shut up for 30 seconds.
517
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:28,994
Make it ten.
518
00:21:29,063 --> 00:21:30,441
Oh, I most certainly could.
519
00:21:30,465 --> 00:21:31,897
All right, let's see, huh?
520
00:21:31,966 --> 00:21:33,127
You're going to time me?
521
00:21:33,151 --> 00:21:34,083
Yeah, that's right.
522
00:21:34,152 --> 00:21:35,351
I'm going to time you.
523
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,019
Ten seconds. Starting... now.
524
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,832
This is the most moronic...
525
00:21:38,856 --> 00:21:40,389
You want to try again?
526
00:21:42,743 --> 00:21:45,477
I wasn't really trying. You
want to see me do this?
527
00:21:45,546 --> 00:21:47,357
All right, fine.
Starting... now.
528
00:21:47,381 --> 00:21:49,059
This is the craziest thing...
529
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,882
Good, really good.
530
00:21:50,951 --> 00:21:53,336
All right, so I can't do it.
531
00:21:53,405 --> 00:21:55,838
Silence is overrated, anyway.
532
00:21:55,907 --> 00:21:57,768
At least I have
something to say.
533
00:21:57,792 --> 00:21:59,108
Meaning I don't?
534
00:21:59,176 --> 00:22:01,037
The last conversation
I had with Derek...
535
00:22:01,061 --> 00:22:02,061
Oh...
536
00:22:02,096 --> 00:22:04,497
was about walking on the moors,
537
00:22:04,565 --> 00:22:06,009
like Heathcliff and Catherine.
538
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,833
And-and I threw
it all away for this.
539
00:22:07,901 --> 00:22:09,480
Good. I'll tell you what you do.
540
00:22:09,504 --> 00:22:10,780
I'll tell you what you do.
541
00:22:10,804 --> 00:22:12,004
Why don't you...?
542
00:22:12,072 --> 00:22:14,072
Will you get out of here?
543
00:22:14,142 --> 00:22:15,407
Go on!
544
00:22:17,077 --> 00:22:19,645
Take her with you.
Go on. Get out.
545
00:22:24,985 --> 00:22:25,985
Don't you push me.
546
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,336
Loo-look.
547
00:22:27,405 --> 00:22:29,599
Why don't you just,
uh, go find Derek, huh?
548
00:22:29,623 --> 00:22:30,790
Fine.
549
00:22:30,858 --> 00:22:32,269
It shouldn't be too
hard to find him?
550
00:22:32,293 --> 00:22:33,771
Just, uh, follow the
sound of applause.
551
00:22:33,795 --> 00:22:35,405
Maybe I will. Maybe
I can still catch him.
552
00:22:35,429 --> 00:22:36,729
Fine.
553
00:22:36,798 --> 00:22:39,097
And while you're up
there floating around,
554
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:40,816
remember the day I said this:
555
00:22:40,885 --> 00:22:42,818
You are the
nuttiest, the stupidest
556
00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:44,782
the phoniest
fruitcake I ever met!
557
00:22:44,806 --> 00:22:46,538
You, Sam Malone,
are the most arrogant,
558
00:22:46,607 --> 00:22:48,135
self-centered son of... Shut up!
559
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:49,742
Shut your fat mouth.
560
00:22:49,811 --> 00:22:50,442
Make me.
561
00:22:50,511 --> 00:22:51,394
Make you?
562
00:22:51,463 --> 00:22:52,895
What are you talking about?
563
00:22:52,964 --> 00:22:55,898
I'm-I'm going to bounce you
off every wall in this office!
564
00:22:55,967 --> 00:22:59,001
Try it and you'll be
walking funny tomorrow.
565
00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:03,155
Or shall I say "funnier"?
566
00:23:03,224 --> 00:23:04,723
You know, you know,
567
00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:07,304
I always wanted to pop you one.
568
00:23:07,328 --> 00:23:08,906
Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
569
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:10,062
You disgust me.
570
00:23:10,131 --> 00:23:11,297
I hate you.
571
00:23:11,366 --> 00:23:12,709
Are you as turned on as I am?
572
00:23:12,733 --> 00:23:13,733
More.
573
00:23:13,801 --> 00:23:15,067
Bet me.
574
00:23:17,905 --> 00:23:20,907
Here, I'm going to
nibble on your ear.
575
00:23:20,975 --> 00:23:24,543
Don't tell me you're
going to nibble on...
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