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Hey, Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Oh, oh, Sam, let me
have the TV control.
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Hup! Hey!
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What are you going to watch?
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There's something extraordinary
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on television right
now. Whoa! Whoa!
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What's up there?
The game on, huh?
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What is it, the Bruins?
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I didn't read
anything in the paper.
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Shh...!
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I think the lady singing
the anthem is loaded.
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Diane, what the hell is this?
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Wagner's Ring Of The Nibelungen.
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The complete
cycle: Das Rheingold,
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the Valkyrie,
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Siegfried, and finally,
Gotterdammerung.
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Well, I hope they don't
use that canned laughter.
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No, Coach, it's not a comedy.
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This is opera.
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Oh.
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I'll explain as we proceed.
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Now, this is the
story of a golden ring
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with magical powers that
curses anyone who owns it.
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Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.
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They had that same story on
Scooby-Doo Saturday morning.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, but the...
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the dog sang a
little better than that.
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Come on, you guys!
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Now, give it a chance.
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Now, the first three hours...
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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I put up with your
sporting events...
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it's time that you
returned the favor.
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After ten minutes, if you
aren't totally mesmerized
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by its beauty,
I will turn it off.
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Ten minutes, huh?
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Fine. Okay, okay.
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Very fine.
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Culture's wasted on you.
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Oxygen is wasted on you.
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You know, that was not a
very nice thing to do to Diane.
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Sam's got a point there.
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Well, she has
watched a lot of sports.
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All right, all right. Let's
give it another shot.
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Come on, come.
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Aah! Oh, man
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♪ Making your way
in the world today ♪
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♪ Takes everything you've got ♪
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♪ Taking a break
from all your worries ♪
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♪ Sure would help a lot ♪
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♪ Wouldn't you
like to get away? ♪
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You want to be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ You want to go
where people know ♪
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♪ People are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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Coach, I'm going to be in
the back checking the wine.
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Okay, Sam.
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Would you like to join me
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in this quiet,
empty, dimly lit...
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Ah, much like your mind.
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So, what do you say?
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Sam, you talk a lot about
our having a dalliance
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but I've always been told
that barking dogs don't bite.
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Biting... is that
what you're into?
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Do you know what bothers me?
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There are women
upon whom this works,
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and they're allowed
to vote and drive cars.
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So, what do you say?
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Fred and Ginger are
taking a little break,
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but they'll be back to
nauseate you later on.
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Gee, Eddy, it really is...
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It's been really
nice talking to you.
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Oh, by the way,
Eddy, did I tell you
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that my wife passed
away sometime ago?
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Yeah. Oh, oh, thanks, Eddy.
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I really appreciate that.
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Is your wife dead yet, Ed?
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That's good, really.
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Listen, Eddie, I
want to thank you
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for thinking about me,
and I'll get back to you.
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So long, pal.
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What is it, Coach?
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Pal of mine, Eddy Fuentes...
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He manages in the winter
leagues down in Venezuela.
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He says if I can learn Spanish,
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he might have a
job for me, coaching.
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You mean, you're going to
return to coaching, Coach?
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Yeah, Carla. Baseball's so
much simpler than life, you know?
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In baseball, I always
know where I'm at, right?
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We're up, I'm in
the coach's box.
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They're up, I'm in the dugout.
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The game is over, I hit the head
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get a cheeseburger.
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Sounds like a great life, Coach.
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It's terrific.
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You know any
Spanish there, Coach?
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Yeah, Cliff, I took some
courses for a couple of days
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just to learn a few
phrases, you know?
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Oh, yeah? Like what?
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Like, "How tall is my dentist?"
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and "Is that
really your sister?"
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Just enough to get by.
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You're gonna to do fine, Coach.
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Thanks, Cliff.
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Interesting, interesting.
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That was Sam's brother.
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He's on his way over.
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Sam's brother? Yeah.
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Didn't know he
had one. Me, either.
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He didn't tell any of you?
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Coach?
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¿Si?
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Did you know Sam has a brother?
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Of course I know
he had a brother.
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He hates him.
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Why's he hate him?
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He was cruel to him.
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When Sam was a kid, he used
to shove his head underwater.
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Ugh! Hey, wait a minute.
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That was my brother.
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Come to think of
it, that was my head.
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Coach, don't Sam and his
brother spend any time together?
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Oh, they get together
whenever he's in town,
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but he's never been to Cheers.
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Well, he's coming now and
someone has to tell Sam.
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Let me do it.
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I'm a smoothie about
breaking bad news.
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Yeah? Sam, your
apartment burned down.
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You lost everything.
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Oh, my God. Really?
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No, no, no.
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Your brother's in town;
he's on his way over.
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It makes you feel
better, doesn't it?
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I hate it when you
do that, Coach.
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Oh, come on, Sam.
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It cushions the blow.
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My, uh, my brother's
in town, huh?
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I took the call.
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He was just leaving his hotel.
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Oh, good.
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Did you tell him I was here?
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Of course.
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I had no idea this
would be a problem.
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No, no problem.
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My brother's coming over.
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I love my brother.
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That's not what I heard.
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Maybe you ought to
step in here for a minute
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and let me show you
something I triumphed over.
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Don't tell me you finally
mastered the stapler.
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Uh, sit down, sit down.
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See, what they were
talking about out there is,
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I used to have this problem
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with my brother
Derek who's kind of a...
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What do you call it?
An inferiority complex.
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But that was a long time
ago, and... I conquered it.
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Yeah, here it is.
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Yeah, this is the guy that used
to make me feel like nothing.
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Wow.
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Wow what?
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Well, he's very nice-looking.
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He'd be even better if
he had his two front teeth.
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No, I blacked those out myself.
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That was before I
got over my problem.
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The interesting thing here
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is that I didn't go
to any psychiatrist.
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I didn't read any
of your fancy books.
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I just sat myself down;
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I said, "Hey, my brother's
no better than I am."
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Pow.
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I'm sure you're right.
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What's he do for a living?
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He's an... international lawyer.
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Oh, wow.
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Hey, it so happens
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I, uh, come from a
very intelligent family.
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Yeah, I guess, uh,
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Derek does okay for himself.
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He must make, uh,
50, 60 grand a year.
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Oh, are you kidding?
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Those guys make
ten times that much.
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Wow. Uh...
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Yeah, but it's the,
uh... it's the job.
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Last year he traveled so much,
he had to buy his own plane.
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What kind of life is that?
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The poor wretch.
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Uh, who am I kidding?
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The guy's better at
everything than I am.
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I mean, he-he's perfect.
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Oh, Sam.
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He's... maybe a man of
some accomplishment,
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but this all sounds
like a younger brother
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idealizing his older sibling.
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Hmm.
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You think so? Sure.
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He's just an ordinary Joe.
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Can I keep this?
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You must have a sense of
humor about these things.
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Yeah, maybe you're right.
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I guess if I... if I
looked at it right,
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it could be funny.
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Sure.
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Maybe one less tooth
and a mustache. Yeah.
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Sam, a nuclear
bomb just hit Boston.
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What?
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Derek's here. Derek's here.
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They're catching on.
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Listen, wait, wait.
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Uh...
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I don't want you
to worry about me.
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Uh, I'm used to, uh,
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living around
Mr. Wonderful all my life.
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It's no big deal.
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It's just that, uh,
whenever he's in the room,
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I kind of feel invisible.
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Oh, Sam.
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I don't pay you a
lot of compliments,
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but I really don't feel
you have any need
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to feel inferior to anyone.
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Well, thank you.
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That's very nice.
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♪ Never, never to know... ♪
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Ooh, nice voice.
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Who's that?
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Guess.
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Oh, really?
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♪ How I love you ♪
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♪ If I loved you! ♪
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Oh!
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Oh, way to go, Derek!
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Can we get this
man a beer, please?
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Let's buy him a beer.
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Oh, I'll get it! I'll get it!
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Oh, Sam, I'm sorry.
I didn't see you.
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Derek.
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Hey, Derek, how about a beer?
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No. No, no, thank you, Norm.
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What a guy.
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Can I catch a beer, Sammy?
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Where are my waitresses?
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I didn't have the heart to
pull them away from the show.
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The show?
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Yeah, Derek's doing
trick pool shots back there.
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Must have had fun
growing up with him, Sam.
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Yeah.
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Do you have any idea what
kind of gift I could get for Derek?
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Gift?
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Yeah, I feel I should
get him something.
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I mean, the guy
did get me a job.
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He got you a job tonight?
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After all those months
you've been looking for one?
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Not just a job, Sammy.
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He got me a great job.
261
00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:44,597
For the first time, I'm going
to have my own parking space.
262
00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:46,099
Got a secretary.
263
00:11:46,168 --> 00:11:48,101
Got a window for water bombs.
264
00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:49,569
All the perks.
265
00:11:49,638 --> 00:11:51,121
Well, good for you, Norm.
266
00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,456
That's great.
267
00:11:52,525 --> 00:11:53,924
So, uh,
268
00:11:53,993 --> 00:11:54,993
what can I get him?
269
00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,060
I really don't care
270
00:11:56,111 --> 00:11:57,427
what you get him.
271
00:11:57,496 --> 00:11:58,562
Get him a tie.
272
00:11:58,631 --> 00:11:59,963
Sure.
273
00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:01,809
I wouldn't dare buy
clothes for that guy.
274
00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:03,233
He has his lint made in England.
275
00:12:03,302 --> 00:12:04,446
Hey, Norm.
276
00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:05,580
Norm, come on.
277
00:12:05,604 --> 00:12:06,820
Hurry up.
278
00:12:06,888 --> 00:12:08,432
He's going to do some
tap dancing for us.
279
00:12:08,456 --> 00:12:09,606
Yeah? All right.
280
00:12:10,942 --> 00:12:12,170
Hey!
281
00:12:12,194 --> 00:12:13,993
Hey, you two!
282
00:12:14,062 --> 00:12:14,962
Come on back here.
283
00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:15,963
We got a rich guy
284
00:12:16,031 --> 00:12:18,551
tap dancing back here.
285
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:28,803
Go, Derek!
286
00:12:28,827 --> 00:12:30,638
All right.
287
00:12:36,502 --> 00:12:37,782
Whoa!
288
00:12:37,836 --> 00:12:40,437
Whoa, Sammy!
289
00:12:40,506 --> 00:12:43,707
Your brother is one
good-looking guy.
290
00:12:43,776 --> 00:12:45,736
You ever hear Derek say anything
291
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:51,715
about being a sucker for suave,
fertile Mediterranean types?
292
00:12:51,784 --> 00:12:53,700
'Fraid not, Carla.
293
00:12:53,768 --> 00:12:54,835
Figured.
294
00:12:54,903 --> 00:12:56,480
Let me have a
couple of Heinekens
295
00:12:56,504 --> 00:12:57,871
and a couple of Lowenbraus.
296
00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:59,985
So how come your brother has
297
00:13:00,009 --> 00:13:02,187
all that, um, beautiful curly
298
00:13:02,211 --> 00:13:05,478
blond hair, and those
deep blue eyes, huh?
299
00:13:05,547 --> 00:13:07,275
Oh, are they blue?
300
00:13:07,299 --> 00:13:09,316
Like Windex.
301
00:13:12,304 --> 00:13:15,305
Boy, sounds like
the stick lady's
302
00:13:15,374 --> 00:13:18,241
having a good time, doesn't it?
303
00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:19,609
Is that Diane's laugh?
304
00:13:19,677 --> 00:13:22,578
I thought they were
killing chickens back there.
305
00:13:22,647 --> 00:13:23,963
Yeah.
306
00:13:24,032 --> 00:13:26,450
You know, it really got
to her when he told her
307
00:13:26,518 --> 00:13:29,602
about that time in Paris when
he got drunk with Anais Nin.
308
00:13:30,638 --> 00:13:31,571
Wow.
309
00:13:31,639 --> 00:13:32,572
Really?
310
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,920
Yep.
311
00:13:34,976 --> 00:13:37,143
I was hoping you'd know.
312
00:13:38,814 --> 00:13:41,181
Yeah. Derek's
always been like that.
313
00:13:41,249 --> 00:13:43,416
Always had to
have the spotlight.
314
00:13:43,484 --> 00:13:45,719
Had to be the
center of attention.
315
00:13:45,787 --> 00:13:48,254
Yeah, well, you know, if it's
any consolation to you, Sam,
316
00:13:48,323 --> 00:13:49,589
I know how you feel.
317
00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:52,625
I got a sister who's got
me beat in every way.
318
00:13:53,929 --> 00:13:56,780
She's five-foot-two,
319
00:13:56,849 --> 00:13:59,282
her husband never
has a drink until noon,
320
00:13:59,351 --> 00:14:01,718
and she's a beautician.
321
00:14:01,787 --> 00:14:06,289
I mean, how do you
compete with that?
322
00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:07,874
But after a while,
323
00:14:07,943 --> 00:14:12,511
I said to myself, "To
hell with her. I'm me."
324
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:15,681
What you're trying to say
is, I'm as good as my brother?
325
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,066
Are you kidding?
326
00:14:17,135 --> 00:14:19,095
You're not even as
good as my sister.
327
00:14:20,305 --> 00:14:23,473
But I still like you best, Sam.
328
00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:24,891
That makes two of us.
329
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,058
Hey, uh,
330
00:14:26,127 --> 00:14:27,911
Carla, wait a minute.
331
00:14:28,947 --> 00:14:30,580
What do you think?
332
00:14:30,648 --> 00:14:31,781
Uh...
333
00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:34,100
You think Diane likes Derek?
334
00:14:34,169 --> 00:14:35,947
"Does Diane like Derek?"
335
00:14:35,971 --> 00:14:37,070
I don't know, Sammy.
336
00:14:37,139 --> 00:14:38,571
I'll pass her a note in gym.
337
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,906
Hey, no, no.
338
00:14:39,975 --> 00:14:41,224
Come on, come on. I'm serious.
339
00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:43,426
I mean, I know what my
brother's like around women
340
00:14:43,495 --> 00:14:44,761
and I know Diane...
341
00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:46,440
You know something, Sammy?
342
00:14:46,464 --> 00:14:47,914
I used to admire you.
343
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,717
But you know what's happened
to you ever since she got here?
344
00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:52,402
You've turned into a big weenie.
345
00:14:54,022 --> 00:14:57,223
You're a dink, a
wimp, a Fred, a loser.
346
00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:58,753
Well, thank you
very much, Carla.
347
00:14:58,777 --> 00:15:00,955
I was having a little bit
of a confidence problem
348
00:15:00,979 --> 00:15:02,261
but that's been a real boost.
349
00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,681
Well, you know,
just a few weeks ago,
350
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,030
you were making time
351
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:08,062
with every foxy lady in Boston,
352
00:15:08,086 --> 00:15:10,148
on your way to legendary status.
353
00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:13,556
I mean, Sammy, you were
heading for the Hounds Hall of Fame.
354
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,442
Then Lady Fish-Face
walked in the door.
355
00:15:16,511 --> 00:15:18,039
What's going on here?
356
00:15:18,063 --> 00:15:19,829
Aah, I don't know, Carla.
357
00:15:19,898 --> 00:15:21,431
It's driving me nuts.
358
00:15:21,499 --> 00:15:24,067
Or maybe she's
playing hard to get.
359
00:15:24,135 --> 00:15:26,870
But hard to get for
me used to mean
360
00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:29,522
I'd have to sit through dinner.
361
00:15:33,962 --> 00:15:35,895
Yeah.
362
00:15:35,964 --> 00:15:40,550
Well, if you can't get
to her, no one can.
363
00:15:40,619 --> 00:15:42,118
What about Derek?
364
00:15:42,186 --> 00:15:43,186
Oh, in a minute.
365
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:46,239
Don't worry.
366
00:15:46,308 --> 00:15:48,241
He's got better taste than that.
367
00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:49,521
Sam!
368
00:15:49,545 --> 00:15:50,788
Compadre!
369
00:15:50,812 --> 00:15:52,895
Necesita mi ayuda.
370
00:15:52,964 --> 00:15:55,615
What?
371
00:15:55,684 --> 00:15:57,644
Your brother's
teaching me Spanish.
372
00:15:57,703 --> 00:16:01,287
You're learning the Spanish
language in one evening?
373
00:16:01,356 --> 00:16:02,939
No, no, Sam.
374
00:16:03,008 --> 00:16:08,144
No entiremente, no, el
tenso subjectivo es muy dificil.
375
00:16:08,213 --> 00:16:09,624
Ernesto.
376
00:16:09,648 --> 00:16:11,014
Ernesto, venga.
377
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:12,548
¿Vengo para aya?
378
00:16:12,618 --> 00:16:16,552
Si, venga, venga, Derek, venga.
379
00:16:16,622 --> 00:16:18,265
Sam, you want me
to take the bar over?
380
00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:19,555
No, no, I'm fine.
381
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:20,768
Oh, I get it, I get it.
382
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:21,936
You'd rather be here
383
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,237
when he's back there, right?
384
00:16:23,261 --> 00:16:24,594
Something like that.
385
00:16:24,663 --> 00:16:26,980
People don't have to
draw pictures for me, Sam.
386
00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:29,582
Although I like it,
but they don't have to.
387
00:16:31,153 --> 00:16:32,385
Venga!
388
00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:34,888
Venga, venga, Derek. Ha, ha!
389
00:16:34,956 --> 00:16:36,790
Ha, Jefe!
390
00:16:47,269 --> 00:16:48,485
What's your order?
391
00:16:48,553 --> 00:16:51,354
Oh, Sam, he's not that great.
392
00:16:53,141 --> 00:16:54,902
The man can tell
an interesting story,
393
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,504
he's met a few
interesting people.
394
00:16:56,528 --> 00:16:58,305
But he's just a man,
like any other man
395
00:16:58,329 --> 00:17:01,765
you'd meet in Greek mythology.
396
00:17:03,668 --> 00:17:05,401
What's your order?
397
00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:06,937
I don't have an order.
398
00:17:07,005 --> 00:17:08,917
I just thought maybe
you'd like to join the party.
399
00:17:08,941 --> 00:17:10,151
I'll take the bar.
400
00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:12,041
Come on, you go back
there and enjoy yourself.
401
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:13,042
All right, wait.
402
00:17:13,111 --> 00:17:14,744
Believe it or not, Diane...
403
00:17:14,813 --> 00:17:18,092
I'm having a lot of fun just
being out here by myself.
404
00:17:18,116 --> 00:17:19,415
I swear,
405
00:17:19,485 --> 00:17:22,352
it does not bother me
that my brother's here.
406
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,420
Really?
407
00:17:23,488 --> 00:17:24,855
Really.
408
00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:26,039
Well, good.
409
00:17:26,107 --> 00:17:28,874
I feel better telling
you about something.
410
00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:30,087
What's that?
411
00:17:31,579 --> 00:17:32,756
Hey, Derek wants a beer.
412
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:33,924
Derek, Derek wants a beer.
413
00:17:33,948 --> 00:17:35,115
Hey, I'm buying.
414
00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:36,927
I'm taking care of
this. No, no, no...
415
00:17:36,951 --> 00:17:38,284
No, I'm buying.
416
00:17:41,823 --> 00:17:43,117
Ah, Sam...
417
00:17:43,141 --> 00:17:44,674
Sam, I love this bar of yours.
418
00:17:44,743 --> 00:17:46,654
But you know the
best thing about it?
419
00:17:46,678 --> 00:17:48,761
Its owner.
420
00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:52,793
Arriba!
421
00:17:52,817 --> 00:17:54,194
Ah, thank you, Sam.
422
00:17:54,218 --> 00:17:55,930
Derek, one more
game of pool, huh?
423
00:17:55,954 --> 00:17:57,281
You're on.
424
00:18:03,244 --> 00:18:05,723
You were about to
tell me something?
425
00:18:05,747 --> 00:18:08,098
Oh, well...
426
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:11,033
Derek just wants to fly me
out to Martha's Vineyard tonight.
427
00:18:14,756 --> 00:18:18,525
In a plane or on his back?
428
00:18:18,593 --> 00:18:21,072
Well, he didn't
say specifically.
429
00:18:21,096 --> 00:18:22,740
Oh, of course,
he was all excited
430
00:18:22,764 --> 00:18:24,675
about the new
Learjet he just bought.
431
00:18:24,699 --> 00:18:26,477
But he just wants
to show it to me.
432
00:18:26,501 --> 00:18:27,912
It's not a date or anything.
433
00:18:27,936 --> 00:18:29,568
What if it is a date?
434
00:18:29,638 --> 00:18:31,037
It's okay with me.
435
00:18:31,106 --> 00:18:32,471
Well, I just thought maybe
436
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:34,251
you'd be bothered, or something.
437
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:35,407
Bothered?
438
00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:38,344
Hey, I happen to have
a date myself tonight.
439
00:18:38,412 --> 00:18:40,113
It's a good night for it.
440
00:18:41,282 --> 00:18:43,049
Okay, if you're sure.
441
00:18:43,118 --> 00:18:47,720
Listen, I think you and
Derek will make a great match.
442
00:18:47,789 --> 00:18:49,069
Really?
443
00:18:49,124 --> 00:18:51,557
Yeah, you both
think you're perfect
444
00:18:51,626 --> 00:18:53,426
and one of you is right.
445
00:18:57,232 --> 00:18:59,715
You know what your
problem is, Mr. Malone?
446
00:18:59,785 --> 00:19:01,729
You are afraid of your feelings.
447
00:19:01,753 --> 00:19:03,186
I am not afraid of my feelings.
448
00:19:03,255 --> 00:19:04,999
I don't have any
feelings about this.
449
00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:07,190
Whatever you and my
brother, Derek, want to do
450
00:19:07,259 --> 00:19:08,524
is okay with me.
451
00:19:08,593 --> 00:19:10,043
I don't care.
452
00:19:11,096 --> 00:19:13,195
Fine.
453
00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:14,931
Please don't go.
454
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,583
What?
455
00:19:19,254 --> 00:19:21,020
What did you say?
456
00:19:21,089 --> 00:19:23,890
I said I have no
feelings about this.
457
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,425
No, no, after that.
458
00:19:25,494 --> 00:19:27,010
You said something.
459
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,289
It sounded like
460
00:19:28,313 --> 00:19:29,495
"Please don't go."
461
00:19:29,564 --> 00:19:30,714
"Please don't go"?
462
00:19:30,782 --> 00:19:32,215
Are you crazy?
463
00:19:32,283 --> 00:19:35,051
Come on, Diane, you got to
get over this egotism of yours.
464
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,385
Hey, come on, go.
465
00:19:36,454 --> 00:19:37,494
Go with my blessings.
466
00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:38,855
Have a good time, really.
467
00:19:41,793 --> 00:19:44,393
Please stay here.
468
00:19:47,131 --> 00:19:49,715
Wait a minute.
469
00:19:49,784 --> 00:19:51,401
What was that?
470
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:54,220
There, at the end,
you said something.
471
00:19:54,289 --> 00:19:55,883
Hey, come on,
you're hallucinating.
472
00:19:55,907 --> 00:19:57,518
Would you, would
you get out of here
473
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:59,622
and have a good time,
please? Go on, go on.
474
00:20:00,612 --> 00:20:03,696
Okay, I'm glad you understand.
475
00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:05,798
You go, I'll die.
476
00:20:05,867 --> 00:20:08,568
What?!
477
00:20:08,637 --> 00:20:10,536
Now I heard you say something!
478
00:20:10,605 --> 00:20:13,256
Oh, come on, hey, come
on, you're coming unglued.
479
00:20:13,324 --> 00:20:14,469
Please go. Have fun.
480
00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:16,326
Come on.
481
00:20:16,395 --> 00:20:17,744
Okay, I'll go.
482
00:20:17,813 --> 00:20:19,145
There you go.
483
00:20:19,213 --> 00:20:22,265
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go freshen up.
484
00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:23,766
I'd rather stay with you.
485
00:20:23,835 --> 00:20:25,001
What?
486
00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:26,952
What did you say?
487
00:20:28,006 --> 00:20:30,523
I didn't hear anything.
488
00:20:35,663 --> 00:20:38,475
Sam, what do you say
we go to the Combat Zone
489
00:20:38,499 --> 00:20:39,448
and see a girlie show?
490
00:20:39,517 --> 00:20:42,335
No, I got a date
later on, Coach.
491
00:20:44,339 --> 00:20:46,089
Well, maybe I'll go alone, huh?
492
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,535
Uh, Coach, I'd
rather you didn't.
493
00:20:47,559 --> 00:20:48,970
It's kind of a tough
neighborhood.
494
00:20:48,994 --> 00:20:50,404
I think you need
some protection.
495
00:20:50,428 --> 00:20:52,579
Gee, you're right, Sam.
496
00:20:52,647 --> 00:20:54,814
What do you say, Carla?
497
00:20:54,883 --> 00:20:56,649
Nah, not tonight, Coach.
498
00:20:56,717 --> 00:20:58,101
Oh, well, maybe some other time.
499
00:20:58,153 --> 00:20:59,296
Good night. SAM: Good night.
500
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,136
See you tomorrow, Sam.
501
00:21:01,205 --> 00:21:02,605
Yeah.
502
00:21:04,025 --> 00:21:06,692
Hey, Sam, want me to hang
around till your date gets here?
503
00:21:06,761 --> 00:21:08,772
No, you probably
want to get on home.
504
00:21:08,796 --> 00:21:09,895
Are you kidding?
505
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,063
It's 2:00 a.m.
506
00:21:11,132 --> 00:21:12,848
My kids might be there.
507
00:21:14,536 --> 00:21:18,755
Sammy... would you
just tell me one thing?
508
00:21:18,823 --> 00:21:20,990
What do you see in her?
509
00:21:21,059 --> 00:21:22,675
Who?
510
00:21:22,744 --> 00:21:24,060
"Who?"
511
00:21:24,129 --> 00:21:27,096
The one who is off on a
Learjet with your brother.
512
00:21:27,165 --> 00:21:29,098
The one who can't stop talking.
513
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:30,583
The geek.
514
00:21:30,651 --> 00:21:35,070
Carla, I know she's not perfect,
I know she talks too much,
515
00:21:35,139 --> 00:21:37,940
and she's all those
things you said,
516
00:21:38,009 --> 00:21:41,944
but there are times when
I'm with her, she just...
517
00:21:42,013 --> 00:21:45,714
irritates the hell out of me.
518
00:21:45,783 --> 00:21:47,333
That's what you're looking for?
519
00:21:47,402 --> 00:21:48,729
Maybe it is. I don't know.
520
00:21:48,753 --> 00:21:50,086
Hey, I know what you mean.
521
00:21:50,155 --> 00:21:53,039
You know, I'm always
falling for guys I hate.
522
00:21:53,107 --> 00:21:56,609
My whole life has been the
wrong man at the wrong time,
523
00:21:56,678 --> 00:22:00,346
in the wrong place with the
wrong birth control device.
524
00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:10,389
Sam?
525
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:11,958
Yeah?
526
00:22:12,027 --> 00:22:17,263
Who'd ever thought,
even for a minute...
527
00:22:17,331 --> 00:22:19,098
about you and me?
528
00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:21,717
Sure I have, Carla.
529
00:22:21,786 --> 00:22:23,486
A recent minute?
530
00:22:24,972 --> 00:22:28,340
Carla, I was always afraid
you'd be too much woman for me.
531
00:22:30,812 --> 00:22:33,679
You're a wise man, Sam Malone.
532
00:22:45,543 --> 00:22:47,893
Hi, Sam.
533
00:22:47,962 --> 00:22:49,178
Oh, hi, Debbie.
534
00:22:49,246 --> 00:22:52,465
Boy, am I glad you
could make it tonight.
535
00:22:52,533 --> 00:22:54,412
Yeah, well, it
really isn't very fair
536
00:22:54,436 --> 00:22:56,769
that you call me at
the last minute like that.
537
00:22:56,837 --> 00:23:00,339
It's a good thing my
boyfriend's a heavy sleeper.
538
00:23:03,278 --> 00:23:05,089
Well, I just didn't feel like...
539
00:23:05,113 --> 00:23:07,546
feel like being alone tonight.
540
00:23:07,615 --> 00:23:10,027
Well, what do you want to do?
541
00:23:10,051 --> 00:23:12,552
I want to do something
with just the two of us.
542
00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:15,321
I don't want to think
about anything or anybody
543
00:23:15,390 --> 00:23:17,290
but the two of
us all night long.
544
00:23:17,358 --> 00:23:19,375
Wow.
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