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All right, locking it up.
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Who needs a ride home?
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Come on, who needs a ride home?
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Well, I guess we're
all sober enough
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to drive ourselves
tonight, Coach.
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Yeah. It looks like, uh, you get
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to go straight home for
a change there, Coach.
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I've never driven
straight home alone.
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I wouldn't know how to do it.
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Okay, Coach, you can take me.
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Oh, what a prince.
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Thanks, Norm.
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I owe you one.
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Anytime.
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Good night now. Good night.
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You can drop me off
at Kenmore Square.
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I can catch a cab from there
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and take back here to my car.
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♪ Making your way
in the world today ♪
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♪ Takes everything you've got ♪
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♪ Taking a break
from all your worries ♪
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♪ Sure would help a lot ♪
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♪ Wouldn't you
like to get away? ♪
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You want to be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ You want to go
where people know ♪
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♪ People are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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Yee-ah-ha.
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What the hell do you
think you're doing?
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Oh, I'm just having
a little late night fun.
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Listen, Pencil Neck
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you're starting to
get on my nerves.
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Please don't call
me Pencil Neck.
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I am not a Pencil Neck.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to call you
Pencil Neck, Gozzle Head.
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Name calling... the last refuge
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of the monosyllabic.
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I don't know what that means,
but I heard "slob" in there.
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Hey, come on, Diane, Carla.
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You go at each
other every night.
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We're starting to get scouts
in here from the roller derby.
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Listen, I mean it.
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You guys, uh, do something
about this, or I'm going to...
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Well, I'm going to think
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about some personnel
changes around here.
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Oh, what choice do we have, Sam?
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We don't like each other.
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Now, Carla, Sam's...
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Carla?
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Sam's making good sense.
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You could knock me over
with a feather, but he is.
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We need to sit down together
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and talk this out.
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That's nuts.
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What's there to talk about?
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Listen, I want you to sit down
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and settle this or else.
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We'll do it.
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Carla?
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We'll do it.
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Can we use this table?
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Oh, you mean here?
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Uh... no, no.
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You know, I was thinking
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more along the
lines you'd go out.
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You know, to one of your homes
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or a coffee shop.
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Uh, down by the docks maybe.
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Sam, we'll lock up.
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Don't worry about it.
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Now is the time.
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This is the place.
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Unchecked rage is
like a festering wound.
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Laughs aplenty tonight.
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Look, you expect me
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to leave the two of you
down here without a referee?
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Oh, come on.
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What could happen, huh?
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Oh, nothing, nothing. Ah-ha.
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Two women left alone
who hate each other
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in a room filled with
glass and alcohol.
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Ah. Silly.
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This was your idea.
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Good night.
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All right, all right,
all right, but...
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check the locks twice, okay?
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Aye, aye, Captain.
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And make sure the
lights over the bar are out.
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Uh-huh, lights
over the bar, right.
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Good night.
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May... may-maybe you should
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uh, check the
thermostat before...
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We'll do that.
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Yes. Thank you, good
night and good-bye.
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I have no life insurance.
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Just this place.
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Good night.
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Okay.
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Let's sit down, relax
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and open the lines
of communication.
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I want a drink.
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Wonderful.
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Let's have a bottle of wine.
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I think we've got your
favorite, Chateau Guam.
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I'm talking a drink.
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Oh.
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I'll make it.
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Wonderful.
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Okay.
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You're gonna like this.
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And I'm going to use...
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Ha!
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I only do it for
special occasions.
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Well, Carla, thank you.
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I'm honored.
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You're really
getting into the spirit
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of this thing.
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Uh, what's the drink?
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Family recipe.
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We call it, "Leap
Into an Open Grave."
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You're kidding.
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My Uncle Joe stumbled across it
when he was making a car bomb.
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Ah.
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You're kidding, right?
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Carla?
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One for good luck.
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Oh! Ah.
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Nice touch.
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Now keep those glasses moving
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so the fumes don't
burn a hole in the ceiling.
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Delicious.
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And it goes right to your head.
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No one in my
family lives past 43.
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Okay.
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Let's chat.
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Now, I don't know
what we're talking for.
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We're totally different
kind of people.
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We're never going to get along.
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We're not totally different.
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Name one similarity.
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Well, we...
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We're both women.
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Why do I get the feeling
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that we're jerking
our chain here?
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Now, there's more.
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We, um... we both
share the same job.
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Of course, I'm not as
good at it as you are.
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Doesn't take a genius to notice.
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But thank you.
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You know, Carla, I
particularly admire
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the way you handle passes.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Guy in the back
room tonight asked me
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if I wanted to play
something called
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"The Shepherdess and the Hun."
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Which part did he
want you to play?
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Ah!
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This is fun, isn't it?
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The easy give-and-take
between two working gals.
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You know, I think
we're coming together.
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That's the Open Grave.
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Give it another 15 minutes
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and you'll be French
kissing the sump pump.
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Oh.
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No, no, seriously.
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We're connecting.
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I'm certain of it.
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Yeah.
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People need people.
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I'm a people person.
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I can be there for you, Carla.
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I want to be there for you.
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Please, benefit from my depth.
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This stuff...
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Great.
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You would do that for me?
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You'd listen to me?
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With all my heart,
mind and soul.
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You know, um...
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Thank you.
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There are moments
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when I just want
to spill my guts.
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You know what I mean?
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Yes.
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And I got things...
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one thing in particular
that I've been, um
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carrying around inside
of me for a long time.
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Tell me.
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I mean, I-I barely know you.
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Well, Carla, you brought it up.
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You obviously
want to get it out.
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Yeah, maybe I do, but, uh...
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Carla...
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I swear, I'll keep
my mouth shut.
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I swear.
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About five years ago,
Sam threw a party here.
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The big guy was
still on the sauce then
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so every night was an
excuse for a big bash.
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Hmm.
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Anyway, this one time he
was too tanked to drive home
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so I took him.
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I helped him upstairs...
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to his bedroom.
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Well, one thing lead
to another, and, uh...
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nine months later,
Gino was born.
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Gino?
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Sam's son.
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Carla, I don't believe this.
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Me neither.
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You're gonna die.
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Sam.
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Sam did this?
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Oh, he's...
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He's a beast.
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Oh, no.
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No. Sam's been
really good about it.
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I mean, he's always
helped out with the kid.
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Um...
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I never blamed him for anything.
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It was as much my fault as his.
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But you bore the child.
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You're raising the child.
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You plucky little soldier, you.
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Diane, um...
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Sam and I are the
only ones that know.
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Understand?
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Oh.
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Carla, I...
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I just want to
hug you right now.
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I feel kind of
close to you, too.
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♪ People ♪
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♪ People who need people... ♪
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Good God.
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Carla, my... goombah.
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I like somebody
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who knows when she's had enough.
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Hi. I'm sorry
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I'm back.
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Sorry. Uh, I forgot
my bubble gum.
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I-I know that sounds crazy.
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Oh, my God.
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Carla, you killed her.
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Just don't get your
hopes up, Sam.
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I just mixed her a drink.
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Oh, Carla, you-you
made her an Open Grave.
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Yeah.
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And she leaped right in.
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Well, I mean, she's out cold.
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I mean, this is irresponsible.
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Hey, I tried to slow her down.
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Um, I'm going to, uh...
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I'm going to take her home.
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Will you, uh, get
her things for me?
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Yeah, sure.
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Oh.
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Did you straighten
everything out, the two of you?
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, it was great.
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She got sickening
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and I told the biggest
lie I could think of
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and she started to sing.
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Well, why did you do that?
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She brings out the
little devil in me, Sam.
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I don't know.
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I was getting a buzz on
273
00:13:04,062 --> 00:13:05,306
feeling loose.
274
00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:07,341
I just decided to have
some fun with her.
275
00:13:07,365 --> 00:13:09,098
Well, what did you tell her?
276
00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:11,161
Sam, it's something I told Diane
277
00:13:11,185 --> 00:13:14,370
and she swore she would
never tell another living soul.
278
00:13:14,439 --> 00:13:17,106
She'll tell you tomorrow.
279
00:13:28,753 --> 00:13:31,320
Afternoon, everybody.
280
00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:32,566
Norm!
281
00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:33,734
How's it going, Norm?
282
00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:35,725
Daddy's rich and
Mama's good lookin'.
283
00:13:42,483 --> 00:13:43,483
Good evening.
284
00:13:43,551 --> 00:13:45,334
Oh, hi, Diane! Oh, hey!
285
00:13:45,403 --> 00:13:47,248
How are you?!
286
00:13:47,272 --> 00:13:48,955
Shh, shh, shh.
287
00:13:49,024 --> 00:13:50,105
Hey, sis!
288
00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:52,341
How's my buddy feeling today?
289
00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:53,410
Well...
290
00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:56,712
I got up this morning
291
00:13:56,781 --> 00:13:58,447
I washed my face
292
00:13:58,516 --> 00:14:01,217
I shaved my tongue...
293
00:14:01,286 --> 00:14:03,419
came right in.
294
00:14:06,124 --> 00:14:09,375
However... no regrets.
295
00:14:09,443 --> 00:14:14,246
Evenings like that come
seldom in a lifetime.
296
00:14:14,315 --> 00:14:15,548
How are you, Carla?
297
00:14:15,616 --> 00:14:16,748
Oh, fine, thanks.
298
00:14:16,817 --> 00:14:20,102
And how is... poor little Gino?
299
00:14:20,171 --> 00:14:21,570
Shh!
300
00:14:29,263 --> 00:14:31,008
A little hungover, are we?
301
00:14:31,032 --> 00:14:34,066
I can't keep anything from you.
302
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,668
You know, I know something
to, uh, stop hangovers.
303
00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:37,737
Oh, thank God.
304
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,238
Help me. What is it?
305
00:14:39,306 --> 00:14:41,157
Not drink so much.
306
00:14:41,226 --> 00:14:43,826
Thank you.
307
00:14:43,895 --> 00:14:48,864
But thank you,
Sam, truly, for, uh
308
00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:50,866
getting Carla and
I together at last.
309
00:14:50,935 --> 00:14:52,734
You're welcome.
310
00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:54,903
She really is a wonderful
woman, isn't she?
311
00:14:54,973 --> 00:14:57,206
Yeah. She's all right.
312
00:14:57,275 --> 00:15:01,777
And her children are
truly wonderful, too.
313
00:15:01,846 --> 00:15:04,630
Yeah, if you like, uh,
chainsaws with feet.
314
00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:09,619
But I understand that Gino
315
00:15:09,688 --> 00:15:12,955
is an extraordinarily
fine young man.
316
00:15:13,024 --> 00:15:14,740
Which one's he?
317
00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:19,278
Well, he's... who he is.
318
00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:26,819
Hey, Sam.
319
00:15:26,888 --> 00:15:28,187
Where's my bourbon and ginger?
320
00:15:28,255 --> 00:15:30,034
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Coming right up, babe.
321
00:15:30,058 --> 00:15:31,624
You're slipping, sweetheart.
322
00:15:38,066 --> 00:15:39,610
You're, uh, staring
at me. Oh, was I?
323
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,779
Yeah. Right through
me, as a matter of fact.
324
00:15:41,803 --> 00:15:43,764
Oh, I got to get
home to the little lady.
325
00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:45,666
Tonight's my tenth
wedding anniversary.
326
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:47,022
Hey, congratulations.
327
00:15:47,091 --> 00:15:48,091
Thank you.
328
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,458
Big plans, huh?
329
00:15:49,527 --> 00:15:50,459
The biggest.
330
00:15:50,528 --> 00:15:52,078
We're going out for pizza.
331
00:15:53,531 --> 00:15:55,915
That gets me back
here about 10:00.
332
00:15:58,736 --> 00:16:02,622
Wowie, a whole quarter.
333
00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:04,991
I'm going to name
the Ferrari after you.
334
00:16:05,059 --> 00:16:06,303
Now, look here, Miss...
335
00:16:06,327 --> 00:16:07,910
No, you look... Hey, Carla!
336
00:16:07,979 --> 00:16:09,277
My office, right now.
337
00:16:09,346 --> 00:16:10,524
Sam, a quarter?
338
00:16:10,548 --> 00:16:12,526
That's a whole
dollar below insult!
339
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:13,694
Carla, right now.
340
00:16:13,718 --> 00:16:14,633
Sam
341
00:16:14,702 --> 00:16:16,051
it wasn't her fault.
342
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,120
She was deliberately snubbed.
343
00:16:18,189 --> 00:16:19,366
Diane, she's my employee.
344
00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:20,834
This is none of your business.
345
00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:23,818
Wait, just... Stay
out of it, Diane.
346
00:16:24,929 --> 00:16:26,178
Coach.
347
00:16:26,264 --> 00:16:28,681
Coach, Sam just called Carla
348
00:16:28,749 --> 00:16:29,827
an employee.
349
00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:30,950
No kidding.
350
00:16:31,019 --> 00:16:33,318
How did Carla take it?
351
00:16:33,387 --> 00:16:34,570
Coach, what do you think
352
00:16:34,638 --> 00:16:36,322
he's going to do
to her back there?
353
00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:39,291
Oh, probably nothing,
just bawl her out a little.
354
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,877
How dare he chastise her?
355
00:16:40,945 --> 00:16:43,045
She can barely
scrape out a living.
356
00:16:43,114 --> 00:16:46,248
How much suffering does
the poor woman have to do?!
357
00:16:46,317 --> 00:16:47,950
She's raising four children
358
00:16:48,019 --> 00:16:50,787
and not to mention that
one of them is Sam's!
359
00:16:50,855 --> 00:16:53,222
One of Carla's
kids is Sam's kid?
360
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:57,476
No. No, I didn't say that.
361
00:16:57,545 --> 00:17:01,130
Wait a minute, let's...
let me figure this out now.
362
00:17:01,199 --> 00:17:04,633
Uh... uh, Sam knows
Carla five years, right?
363
00:17:04,702 --> 00:17:08,754
And Carla's youngest kid,
Gino, is seven and a half.
364
00:17:08,823 --> 00:17:11,607
That's it. That... it works out.
365
00:17:12,694 --> 00:17:14,160
Wait a minute...
366
00:17:14,228 --> 00:17:17,462
Gino is seven and
a half years old?
367
00:17:17,531 --> 00:17:19,098
Yeah.
368
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,967
And Sam and Carla have only
known each other five years?
369
00:17:22,036 --> 00:17:25,904
Right. But who would ever
figure that Gino was Sam's kid?
370
00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:31,476
She lied.
371
00:17:31,546 --> 00:17:33,979
She deliberately lied.
372
00:17:34,048 --> 00:17:37,483
You mean that
Gino's not Sam's kid?
373
00:17:37,552 --> 00:17:39,480
No. Holy Mackerel.
374
00:17:39,504 --> 00:17:41,131
This is going to
break Sam's heart
375
00:17:41,155 --> 00:17:42,365
when he hears this.
376
00:17:44,592 --> 00:17:47,209
I reached out to her.
377
00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:48,744
That weasel!
378
00:17:48,813 --> 00:17:50,513
Coach
379
00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:52,848
what do you do when
you are so furious
380
00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:54,750
that you have to do something?
381
00:17:54,819 --> 00:17:57,770
Well, I know you'd
think it's kind of crazy
382
00:17:57,838 --> 00:18:00,356
but, uh, I bang my
head on the bar.
383
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,293
It doesn't sound crazy to me.
384
00:18:04,362 --> 00:18:06,173
It might do me a
lot of good right now.
385
00:18:06,197 --> 00:18:07,329
Well, okay.
386
00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:10,233
No, no!
387
00:18:10,301 --> 00:18:12,901
Oh, Coach, stop that, please.
388
00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:15,087
Well, you feel better?
389
00:18:15,155 --> 00:18:17,689
Yes. Thank you.
390
00:18:17,759 --> 00:18:18,907
How about you?
391
00:18:18,976 --> 00:18:20,425
Well, I feel fine.
392
00:18:20,494 --> 00:18:23,161
I mean, to me it's kind of
a, you know, a picker-upper.
393
00:18:24,698 --> 00:18:26,866
Hello. My name is Carla.
394
00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:30,069
I'll be your slave
for the evening.
395
00:18:30,138 --> 00:18:31,970
No, I won't do it.
396
00:18:32,039 --> 00:18:34,640
I won't give her
the satisfaction.
397
00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:37,987
She's just waiting for me
to break her confidence.
398
00:18:38,011 --> 00:18:39,856
She can play me for the fool
399
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,292
but she will not
tarnish my dignity.
400
00:18:42,316 --> 00:18:44,796
This is none of your concern.
401
00:18:46,704 --> 00:18:49,437
Hello, my friend...
my dearest confidant.
402
00:18:49,506 --> 00:18:53,008
How's your rotten,
lying little mouth?!
403
00:18:54,028 --> 00:18:55,394
Gotcha!
404
00:18:55,463 --> 00:19:00,232
"One thing led to another,
and then Gino was born."
405
00:19:00,301 --> 00:19:03,169
I knew it. I knew you'd tell.
406
00:19:03,237 --> 00:19:05,404
You had to tell somebody
our secret to find out.
407
00:19:05,473 --> 00:19:06,733
That's beside the point.
408
00:19:06,757 --> 00:19:08,841
No, it isn't. I knew
you couldn't keep it.
409
00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:11,343
You hold your secrets
like you hold your booze.
410
00:19:12,763 --> 00:19:16,398
Telling me that story
was reprehensible!
411
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:17,399
Oh, lighten up.
412
00:19:17,468 --> 00:19:19,134
You want to me my friend?
413
00:19:19,203 --> 00:19:20,670
You want to get along?
414
00:19:20,738 --> 00:19:22,521
Let your hair down.
415
00:19:22,589 --> 00:19:26,475
How about I take your hair
and scour the sink with it?
416
00:19:27,945 --> 00:19:31,297
Is that a Brillo shot?
417
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:35,467
Only if it offends you.
418
00:19:35,536 --> 00:19:36,885
You sound like
419
00:19:36,954 --> 00:19:40,605
a lady who is getting
tired of her teeth.
420
00:19:42,326 --> 00:19:43,893
I'm tired of your teeth
421
00:19:43,961 --> 00:19:46,328
and all the
vermicelli in between.
422
00:19:46,397 --> 00:19:47,313
Oh, that's it!
423
00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:49,014
Let me at her! Let me at her!
424
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,115
Cliff!
425
00:19:56,357 --> 00:19:59,041
No, I almost got her that time!
426
00:20:00,578 --> 00:20:04,079
Be quiet!
427
00:20:04,148 --> 00:20:06,665
Think, uh, Sammy can
handle that one, huh, Coach?
428
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:10,069
Gee, I hate to see that kind of
thing happen between women.
429
00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:12,415
Yeah, I know what
you mean, Coach.
430
00:20:12,439 --> 00:20:14,751
Women fighting
is very unladylike.
431
00:20:14,775 --> 00:20:18,555
Unless, of course, they're
wallowing around in mudpits.
432
00:20:18,579 --> 00:20:20,128
Yeah.
433
00:20:20,197 --> 00:20:25,134
Now somebody, please...
tell me what's going on.
434
00:20:25,202 --> 00:20:28,536
Last night, out of the
goodness of my heart
435
00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:31,724
I reached out to
this little twerp...
436
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,392
No, no, no. And she
437
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:35,271
deliberately duped
me into believing
438
00:20:35,295 --> 00:20:37,729
that you were the father
of one of her children.
439
00:20:37,798 --> 00:20:39,365
Me?
440
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:41,934
Yes.
441
00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:43,569
She referred to it as "a joke."
442
00:20:43,637 --> 00:20:46,188
Snicker, snicker.
443
00:20:46,256 --> 00:20:50,275
I told her we fooled around
once, and Gino was the result.
444
00:20:50,344 --> 00:20:51,911
Gino?
445
00:20:53,097 --> 00:20:54,291
You-you told her
that you and...?
446
00:20:54,315 --> 00:20:56,235
And you thought
that she and I...?
447
00:20:57,501 --> 00:21:00,085
Gino?
448
00:21:00,154 --> 00:21:03,488
Your... your Gino?
449
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,557
You should have seen her face.
450
00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:14,683
Her chin was in her lap.
451
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:16,685
Of course.
452
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,287
Laugh at the fool.
453
00:21:18,355 --> 00:21:19,838
Laugh at my expense.
454
00:21:19,907 --> 00:21:21,140
Show her a picture of Gino.
455
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:23,442
Oh, yeah, okay.
456
00:21:26,463 --> 00:21:27,696
Oh!
457
00:21:44,799 --> 00:21:47,616
You think he's funny-looking?
458
00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:49,463
You want to see what
makes Gino laugh?
459
00:21:49,487 --> 00:21:50,497
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
460
00:21:50,521 --> 00:21:52,599
His real dad. Let me see.
461
00:22:04,051 --> 00:22:05,651
Whoo! Ha, ha, ha!
462
00:22:18,966 --> 00:22:20,966
Ha! Oh!
463
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,801
Ah...
464
00:22:24,922 --> 00:22:26,816
Ah, well...
465
00:22:30,995 --> 00:22:32,994
Oh.
466
00:22:34,565 --> 00:22:37,399
Hey, look, uh,
Whitey, I'm sorry.
467
00:22:38,735 --> 00:22:41,553
I know I can be a
real pain sometimes.
468
00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:46,203
And I know that I take things
469
00:22:46,227 --> 00:22:48,594
a little too seriously at times.
470
00:22:48,663 --> 00:22:51,112
I guess I need to
be reminded of that.
471
00:22:51,181 --> 00:22:54,299
Well, I'll always
be there for you.
472
00:22:54,368 --> 00:22:57,753
Listen, I want you
two to shake hands.
473
00:23:05,145 --> 00:23:07,379
You're all right.
474
00:23:08,782 --> 00:23:12,017
Hey, maybe we can
go to a movie one night.
475
00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:14,486
Fine. When?
476
00:23:14,555 --> 00:23:16,338
I'll get back to you.
477
00:23:17,591 --> 00:23:19,736
I'm proud of you, I really am.
478
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,362
I'm proud of you for
holding your own with Carla.
479
00:23:23,431 --> 00:23:25,030
Thank you.
480
00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:27,032
You're welcome.
481
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:31,303
Sam, can I ask a little,
uh... off-the-cuff question?
482
00:23:31,371 --> 00:23:32,938
Sure.
483
00:23:33,007 --> 00:23:36,241
Who took me home
last night, you or Carla?
484
00:23:36,309 --> 00:23:39,244
You don't remember?
485
00:23:39,313 --> 00:23:41,163
No.
486
00:23:41,231 --> 00:23:43,281
We both did.
487
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,685
Who put my pajamas on?
488
00:23:47,754 --> 00:23:50,889
C-Carla did.
489
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:54,093
You-you had already
left by that time, right?
490
00:23:54,161 --> 00:23:55,239
No. No, no, no.
491
00:23:55,263 --> 00:23:57,583
No, I was... I was still there.
492
00:23:58,899 --> 00:24:00,331
You mean, watching?
493
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,436
No, no, I was in the other
room, minding my own business...
494
00:24:04,504 --> 00:24:06,705
on my good behavior
495
00:24:06,773 --> 00:24:09,274
trying on your lingerie.
496
00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:14,546
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