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Cliff.
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Yeah.
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Answer that for me, will ya?
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You betcha, Coach.
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Cheers.
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Carla? Yeah.
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Carla, it's for you.
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Sounds like
trouble with the kids.
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I'm not here.
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Carla.
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All right, give it to
me, give it to me.
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What is it?
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Serafina is where?
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Well, cut her down.
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No, I don't care if it
helps the TV reception!
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Cut her down!
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And If I get home and find
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that you've flushed the car
keys again, you've had it.
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And by the way, any
more problems tonight
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and you're adopted.
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You're real mother
is... Doris Slobotkin.
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555-8921.
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You think that's going to work?
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One in a million chance,
but I got to take it.
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♪ Making your way
in the world today ♪
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♪ Takes everything you've got ♪
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♪ Taking a break
from all your worries ♪
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♪ Sure would help a lot ♪
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♪ Wouldn't you
like to get away? ♪
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You want to be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ You want to go
where people know ♪
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♪ People are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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Hello, everyone.
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Hey.
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Diane.
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♪ Da-da, da-da... ♪
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Sounds like you had
a pretty nice day off.
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Well, it was so nice
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I don't know if I'm
ready to talk about it yet.
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However, if you insist...
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I went out with David from
the anthropology department.
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Took me up to New Hampshire.
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We walked in the woods.
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We communed with nature.
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We stayed in a little inn
where John Adams slept.
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Yeah, lots of guys sign
the register that way.
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Well, now I know why I
didn't want to talk about it.
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Yeah, I had a pretty
nice day off myself.
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Taffy and I went sailing
up at Marblehead.
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Taffy?
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Sailing? You?
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You got a problem with that?
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Oh, no, no.
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It's just that I thought
your idea of romance
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was brunch and a cockfight.
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I love sailing.
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After seeing Ordinary People
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I've been trying to get
my kids interested in it.
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
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How's life treating you, Norm?
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He caught me in
bed with his wife.
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How about a beer, Norm?
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Yowza.
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Sammy, I'm going to bring
some company in this afternoon.
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Who you bringing in, Norm?
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My new superior.
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Uh, got to butter him
up a little bit, you know.
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Figure I'll bring him
in here for a drink
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maybe catch some
dinner upstairs.
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Why don't you take
him to your house?
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My wife lives there.
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Gotcha.
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Oh, uh, one thing, you guys...
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Hey, you don't know
me in here, okay?
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Why?
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I don't want him
to think I'm a barfly.
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Right.
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Oh, don't call me
Norm, all right?
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Gotcha, Norm.
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Diane, would you,
uh, get some singles
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up at Melville's please.
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Aye, aye, skipper.
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Coach, I'll be right back.
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I'm going to get some wine.
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Pardon me.
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Oh, hi.
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I'm looking for a
Diane Chambers.
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Uh, you're in luck.
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We got a Diane Chambers.
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I beg your pardon?
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I hope you only want one.
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Do you sense as I do
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that this conversation
is an exercise in futility?
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Oh, thank you very much.
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My name is...
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my name is Ernie Pantusso.
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But you can call me Coach.
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Rebecca Proud.
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Hi, Becky.
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Diane and I shared
a suite at Bennington.
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No kidding?
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Sam and I shared a
Chunky bar in Cleveland.
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Where is Diane Chambers?
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Oh, Diane. She's upstairs.
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She'll be down in a minute.
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Well, I'll just sit
at a table and wait.
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Okeydokey.
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Thanks for your help.
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You're welcome. Anytime.
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Rebecca?
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Rebecca!
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Diane!
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Oh! Oh!
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Well, what a wonderful
coincidence, huh?
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I-I never come
into a place like this.
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I-I'm, uh, I'm doing
research for a paper.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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What the hell's going on here?
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Oh, a-a serving girl.
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Oh, would you bring
us a bottle of wine?
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Only if I can spit in it.
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Diane, it's all right.
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I know that you work here.
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All right, how did you find out?
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I called your mother.
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Oh.
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She took her head
out of the oven
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long enough to fill me in.
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Oh, God, I've missed you.
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Oh.
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I'll never forget those
long afternoons in the quad
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drinking champagne
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eating brioche with
strawberry preserves.
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Mmm.
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Reading and talking
Schopenhauer.
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Yeah, well, enough "Schoptalk."
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Ah, good to see you.
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That's the beauty about
being a mailman, Norm.
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Yeah.
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I don't have to play
smoochy-woochy
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with my superiors
the way you do.
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Cliff, believe me, it's
worth it for accounting.
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I love numbers.
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God help me, I love them.
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Now, me
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I like the challenges...
Dogs, vicious kids
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those hard-to-find mailboxes.
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You think accounting's
boring, right? Huh?
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I miss one digit, a whole
company goes in the toilet.
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I'll tell you when it all
makes sense is Mother's Day.
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Delivering a card
to some old hag.
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You know, watching
her eyes mist up.
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You know
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kind of gets me right behind
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the ol' ballpoint, you
know what I mean?
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You want to talk
sentimental, pal?
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You take that same old crone
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save her a couple hundred
bucks on the short form.
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Then I know why the
big guy put me here.
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I actually get paid
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to stand here and listen
to great conversation.
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Et j'ai dit, "Si vous
parlez lentement
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je peux vous comprendre."
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Rebecca, there's
something wrong.
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Oh...
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you could always see
through my facade of gaiety.
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Elliot and I have parted.
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Oh, Rebecca, no.
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You and Elliot?
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Oh, well, you were
together forever.
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I know.
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It all began when Elliot got
his doctorate in ichthyology.
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His eye began to wander
and the first thing I knew
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he'd taken up with a young
student on a squid expedition.
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A doctorate changes a man. Oh.
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But there will be others, right?
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And-And in the meantime,
you still have your work.
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Oh, you'd think so.
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I used to find enormous comfort
translating Russian poetry.
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I know.
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But no more.
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Even when I went
back over my favorite
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Karashnikov's "Another
Christmas of Agony"
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it failed to soothe me.
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"Misha the dog
lies dead in the bog
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"The children cry
over the carcass.
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"The mist chokes my
heart, covers the mourners
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At least this year we eat."
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Well, if that didn't pick you up
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I'm at a virtual loss. I'm...
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What I need is to blot
out Elliot's memory.
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Well, that's exactly
what you should do.
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I'm looking for a man.
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Pardon?
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Diane, I've been thinking
about this very carefully
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and I think what I need
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is something I've
never had before.
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An evening of unbridled,
bestial pleasure.
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I want to burn at
the stake of passion.
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Rebecca, you're very
vulnerable right now.
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Please don't do
anything foolish.
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I've never done
anything foolish in my life
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and it's high time I did.
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Now, the man I'm looking
for should be peasant stock.
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Tall, dark
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strong, hairy arms.
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But most important
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he should be unintellectual.
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One-word sentences.
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Do you know anyone like that?
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No!
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Huh-uh.
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Diane, did you
get the small bills?
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Excuse me.
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Here you go, Coach.
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I need a ten in silver, honey.
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Would you get it for me, please?
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Okay, Coach.
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Thank you.
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I'll be right back.
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You just sit very still.
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Sip your wine... slowly.
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Damn!
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Hi, there.
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Hi, there.
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Come here often?
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Yeah, just about every day.
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I, uh, I work here.
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Oh.
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I couldn't help
noticing your arms.
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Yeah, I get a lot of
comments on these.
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They go all the way
down to my hands here.
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What's your name?
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Uh, Sam, change.
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Why? I, uh, I like
myself this way.
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Hey, Sammy.
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Two bourbons, straight.
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Diane, it's him.
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What?
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I want him.
251
00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:09,312
Who? The gay guy
with the war wound?
252
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You can't fool me.
253
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He's exactly what
I'm looking for.
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You're not interested
in him yourself, are you?
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No, of course not.
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Well...
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then I'm going for him
before I lose my nerve.
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Sam.
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That woman over there
is a dear friend of mine.
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Now she is going through
a very difficult period.
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So, whatever she asks you
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please, just say no.
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What?
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No.
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Diane?
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Yes?
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Would you excuse us a moment?
268
00:11:47,151 --> 00:11:49,485
Fine.
269
00:11:54,992 --> 00:11:57,126
Would you object to
joining me in my hotel room
270
00:11:57,195 --> 00:11:59,078
for an afternoon of
wild animal passion?
271
00:12:01,449 --> 00:12:03,349
No!
272
00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:10,973
What's your name?
273
00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:12,374
Does it matter?
274
00:12:12,443 --> 00:12:14,110
No.
275
00:12:33,214 --> 00:12:37,350
Diane, Sam's not back yet.
276
00:12:37,419 --> 00:12:39,152
So, who cares?
277
00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:43,356
I would, if he took off with
my friend for two hours.
278
00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:44,690
One hour...
279
00:12:44,759 --> 00:12:48,210
and 53 minutes.
280
00:12:48,279 --> 00:12:51,230
Sam always did like day games.
281
00:12:53,635 --> 00:12:55,012
Well, what do you
say, Mr. Stabell?
282
00:12:55,036 --> 00:12:56,630
This looks like a
good place, huh?
283
00:12:56,654 --> 00:12:59,004
Nor... m!
284
00:12:59,073 --> 00:13:01,541
♪ Nor, nor, nor-nor, nor ♪
285
00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:03,970
♪ Nor, nor-nor, nor-nor... ♪
286
00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:07,030
What you going
to have, strangers?
287
00:13:07,098 --> 00:13:09,298
Uh, let me get
this, Mr. Stabell.
288
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:13,069
I think I'll have
a, uh... Perrier.
289
00:13:13,138 --> 00:13:15,104
Perrier.
290
00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:16,288
Give me a beer.
291
00:13:16,357 --> 00:13:17,390
Beer.
292
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:18,502
Wait a minute, now.
293
00:13:18,526 --> 00:13:19,558
A beer.
294
00:13:19,627 --> 00:13:20,960
Sounds like a refreshing change.
295
00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:22,211
I think I'll have a beer.
296
00:13:25,249 --> 00:13:27,950
Coach, listen,
promise you'll hold me
297
00:13:28,019 --> 00:13:29,518
to one beer tonight.
298
00:13:29,587 --> 00:13:30,953
One at a time?
299
00:13:31,022 --> 00:13:32,705
Hmm-mm. For the whole night.
300
00:13:32,774 --> 00:13:34,056
The whole night?
301
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,405
Yeah, promise.
302
00:13:37,495 --> 00:13:41,213
Thank you.
303
00:13:41,282 --> 00:13:44,016
Yeah, here we go.
304
00:13:44,085 --> 00:13:46,318
Two tankards
of their finest ale.
305
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:54,777
Let's talk.
306
00:13:54,846 --> 00:13:56,340
Hey, Sammy.
307
00:13:56,364 --> 00:13:57,397
Hey.
308
00:13:57,465 --> 00:13:58,675
Hi, Sam.
309
00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:00,266
Diane, Sam's here.
310
00:14:00,335 --> 00:14:01,600
So?
311
00:14:01,669 --> 00:14:04,029
I'm going to, uh, be
in my office back here.
312
00:14:06,975 --> 00:14:11,010
Well, hey, nothing
going on here, huh?
313
00:14:11,079 --> 00:14:13,679
Dead.
314
00:14:13,748 --> 00:14:15,982
You know, I think I'm
going to stretch my legs.
315
00:14:16,051 --> 00:14:17,971
Get a little
exercise, fresh air.
316
00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,289
Got to take it easy.
317
00:14:23,358 --> 00:14:27,460
I have no respect for a
man who can't control himself
318
00:14:27,528 --> 00:14:29,440
when it comes to drinking.
319
00:14:29,464 --> 00:14:30,663
Yeah, me, neither.
320
00:14:33,368 --> 00:14:35,885
How could you do that
to that poor woman?
321
00:14:35,953 --> 00:14:36,953
Do what?
322
00:14:37,021 --> 00:14:38,098
Do what?
323
00:14:38,122 --> 00:14:40,602
Thank you, Mr. Quick Hands.
324
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:44,343
Rebecca is a very
vulnerable person
325
00:14:44,412 --> 00:14:46,745
coming off a
shattered relationship.
326
00:14:46,814 --> 00:14:48,714
How could you go off with her?
327
00:14:48,783 --> 00:14:51,217
She said, "Would you mind?"
328
00:14:51,285 --> 00:14:52,552
"Would you mind?"
329
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:55,388
Those three words
are all that separate you
330
00:14:55,457 --> 00:14:56,806
from a rutting pig.
331
00:14:56,874 --> 00:14:59,608
That and my aftershave.
332
00:14:59,677 --> 00:15:02,979
How dare you try to be
funny when I hate you!
333
00:15:03,047 --> 00:15:05,648
Come on. What's
the big deal here?
334
00:15:05,717 --> 00:15:07,833
I mean, we're all
adults, aren't we?
335
00:15:07,902 --> 00:15:10,486
Yes.
336
00:15:10,555 --> 00:15:14,256
Contrary to your
assumption, I am not a prude
337
00:15:14,325 --> 00:15:18,494
I have a very healthy
attitude toward... you know.
338
00:15:20,197 --> 00:15:22,197
Answer me one question:
339
00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:25,367
Are you proud of
what you did today?
340
00:15:25,436 --> 00:15:28,037
I don't kiss and tell.
341
00:15:28,106 --> 00:15:31,424
Oh, the pig develops scruples.
342
00:15:31,492 --> 00:15:32,591
Hey, come on.
343
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:34,427
Look, I'm just kidding you.
344
00:15:34,495 --> 00:15:36,262
Nothing happened, all right?
345
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:38,242
And he compounds it by lying.
346
00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:39,432
No, no lie.
347
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,434
I swear, nothing happened.
348
00:15:41,502 --> 00:15:43,703
You mean Rebecca
came to her senses?
349
00:15:43,772 --> 00:15:50,126
No. No, I... I stopped it.
350
00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:51,761
Oh, oh, I get it.
351
00:15:51,829 --> 00:15:54,080
You got angry because
she considered you
352
00:15:54,148 --> 00:15:55,681
nothing but a stud service.
353
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:59,118
No, I like that.
354
00:16:01,456 --> 00:16:04,373
The problem was that
I couldn't shut her up.
355
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:07,676
Now, no offense, but
your friend is very boring.
356
00:16:07,745 --> 00:16:10,345
She's depressing
and she's long-winded.
357
00:16:10,414 --> 00:16:12,715
I mean, those dismal
Russian poems.
358
00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:14,850
I mean, they don't even rhyme.
359
00:16:14,919 --> 00:16:18,554
After listening to two hours
worth of "Frostbite and Famine"
360
00:16:18,623 --> 00:16:21,440
I decided to get my
balalaikas out of there.
361
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,777
You turned a woman down?
362
00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:26,512
Yeah.
363
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:27,746
Yeah, I mean, here I am
364
00:16:27,815 --> 00:16:29,815
all primed for a
wonderful afternoon.
365
00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:33,469
You can't admit
the truth, can you?
366
00:16:33,538 --> 00:16:35,121
Oh, what, what?
367
00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:37,156
What is the truth?
368
00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:38,874
Decency finally won out.
369
00:16:38,942 --> 00:16:40,643
You did the right thing.
370
00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:41,744
You were noble.
371
00:16:41,813 --> 00:16:44,680
No, no, I was bored.
372
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:48,867
Unconsciously, you were
sensitive to her suffering
373
00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:51,220
and you didn't want to
take advantage of that.
374
00:16:51,288 --> 00:16:53,339
You think so?
375
00:16:53,407 --> 00:16:55,240
Yes.
376
00:16:55,309 --> 00:16:57,610
Sam Malone, you're a better man
377
00:16:57,679 --> 00:16:59,846
than you're willing to admit.
378
00:16:59,914 --> 00:17:01,826
Well, maybe you're right.
379
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:05,334
Maybe I am kind of
turning into a sensitive guy.
380
00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:07,698
Maybe I'll never look
at another woman again
381
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:12,825
and see her as a
mere sex object.
382
00:17:12,894 --> 00:17:15,878
No, uh, scratch that thought.
383
00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,494
It was my favorite audit.
384
00:17:20,518 --> 00:17:21,617
Carla.
385
00:17:21,686 --> 00:17:23,953
It nearly cost
386
00:17:24,021 --> 00:17:27,189
my marriage,
but it was worth it.
387
00:17:28,276 --> 00:17:29,276
Got to...
388
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,860
Got to go for the gusto.
389
00:17:31,929 --> 00:17:34,313
I like your enthusiasm, Norm.
390
00:17:34,382 --> 00:17:35,964
You're a workhorse.
391
00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:38,584
Clydesdale.
392
00:17:38,653 --> 00:17:43,355
You know, I'm having
one heck of a time.
393
00:17:43,424 --> 00:17:47,125
I don't usually do this, but...
394
00:17:47,195 --> 00:17:49,195
let's have another.
395
00:17:51,749 --> 00:17:53,027
Coach, two more beers.
396
00:17:53,051 --> 00:17:54,083
Can't do it, Norm.
397
00:17:54,151 --> 00:17:55,863
No, no, it's okay now, really.
398
00:17:55,887 --> 00:17:58,087
No, no, Norm, I'm
not letting you down.
399
00:17:58,155 --> 00:17:59,187
You said one beer.
400
00:17:59,256 --> 00:18:01,323
All right, all right, all right.
401
00:18:01,392 --> 00:18:02,858
One beer for my friend.
402
00:18:02,927 --> 00:18:03,927
Oh, that's different.
403
00:18:03,994 --> 00:18:06,245
He'll have a pitcher.
404
00:18:09,884 --> 00:18:15,588
Diane, I've come to
say good-bye forever.
405
00:18:15,656 --> 00:18:18,090
Oh, Rebecca, what's wrong?
406
00:18:18,159 --> 00:18:20,926
I'm not attractive to men.
407
00:18:20,995 --> 00:18:22,127
What?
408
00:18:22,197 --> 00:18:26,599
First Elliot, and now
what's-his-name.
409
00:18:26,668 --> 00:18:29,101
Rebecca, I'm sorry.
410
00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:32,438
Do you have to believe
in God to be a nun?
411
00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,476
It helps.
412
00:18:37,545 --> 00:18:40,313
What did Sam do to you?
413
00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:41,714
Who's Sam?
414
00:18:41,782 --> 00:18:44,149
The, uh, the bartender.
415
00:18:44,219 --> 00:18:45,495
Oh, nothing.
416
00:18:45,519 --> 00:18:48,421
That's the problem.
417
00:18:48,489 --> 00:18:52,541
Oh, Diane, he
found me repulsive.
418
00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:56,912
No, no, Rebecca, this
must be a misunderstanding.
419
00:18:56,981 --> 00:18:59,421
He climbed out the window!
420
00:19:03,454 --> 00:19:05,554
I'm going back
there to talk to Sam.
421
00:19:05,623 --> 00:19:08,124
He must know that
he's hurt you this way.
422
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:16,148
I originally wanted
to be a dancer, Norm.
423
00:19:16,217 --> 00:19:17,450
Yeah.
424
00:19:17,518 --> 00:19:19,568
You're a pig.
425
00:19:19,637 --> 00:19:20,670
I haven't moved.
426
00:19:20,738 --> 00:19:22,121
How'd I get back to pig?
427
00:19:22,189 --> 00:19:24,539
You have ruined a human being.
428
00:19:24,608 --> 00:19:25,652
Who?
429
00:19:25,676 --> 00:19:26,775
Rebecca.
430
00:19:26,844 --> 00:19:29,027
She's sitting out
there right now.
431
00:19:29,096 --> 00:19:30,295
Mother Russia?
432
00:19:30,364 --> 00:19:31,441
I'm not here.
433
00:19:31,465 --> 00:19:32,498
Sam...
434
00:19:32,566 --> 00:19:34,166
She's crushed.
435
00:19:34,235 --> 00:19:36,135
I have never seen this
woman so depressed
436
00:19:36,204 --> 00:19:38,537
and believe me, I have
seen this woman depressed.
437
00:19:38,606 --> 00:19:39,733
I believe you.
438
00:19:39,757 --> 00:19:41,573
Well, you have to do something.
439
00:19:41,642 --> 00:19:43,008
She is seriously upset
440
00:19:43,076 --> 00:19:45,794
and it's your fault for
the way you rejected her.
441
00:19:45,863 --> 00:19:47,143
W-Wait, wait, wait.
442
00:19:47,198 --> 00:19:48,614
Where are you going?
443
00:19:48,683 --> 00:19:50,265
I'm going to bring her in.
444
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,601
No, no, come on,
just give me a minute
445
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:54,603
to build a window or something.
446
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,656
You're going to
restore her confidence.
447
00:19:57,724 --> 00:19:59,041
What am I going to say?
448
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,761
Well, just tell her that the
reason you rejected her
449
00:20:01,829 --> 00:20:03,946
wasn't because you
found her unattractive.
450
00:20:04,015 --> 00:20:06,214
Well, what was the reason?
451
00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:08,166
I don't know.
452
00:20:08,235 --> 00:20:11,236
Well, uh, tell her that you
belong to someone else.
453
00:20:11,305 --> 00:20:12,705
That, uh, that
you lost your head
454
00:20:12,773 --> 00:20:15,824
for a moment, you're
an uncaring worm...
455
00:20:17,528 --> 00:20:22,198
I was laughed at by
the other boys, Norm.
456
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:24,300
Rebecca, may I
speak to you in here
457
00:20:24,368 --> 00:20:25,834
for a moment, please?
458
00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:29,405
But don't they always
laugh at the graceful fellows?
459
00:20:32,343 --> 00:20:33,943
Hello, Rebecca.
460
00:20:34,011 --> 00:20:36,778
Hello... again.
461
00:20:36,847 --> 00:20:38,914
Uh, when I left the, uh, hotel
462
00:20:38,982 --> 00:20:41,850
I may have given you
the wrong impression.
463
00:20:41,919 --> 00:20:44,586
You see, I-I thought
there was a fire.
464
00:20:46,574 --> 00:20:49,053
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
465
00:20:49,077 --> 00:20:51,192
Rebecca, I-I might not have been
466
00:20:51,261 --> 00:20:53,223
totally fair with you.
467
00:20:53,247 --> 00:20:54,830
The reason I left was, I'm, uh
468
00:20:54,899 --> 00:20:57,065
well, I'm kind of
seeing another person.
469
00:20:57,134 --> 00:21:00,586
Oh, I was afraid this
was going to happen.
470
00:21:00,654 --> 00:21:02,404
You're making excuses
471
00:21:02,473 --> 00:21:03,422
to spare my feelings.
472
00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:04,423
Oh, no, no, no.
473
00:21:04,491 --> 00:21:05,691
This is true.
474
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,353
I, uh, I really am
seeing somebody else.
475
00:21:07,377 --> 00:21:08,444
Please.
476
00:21:08,512 --> 00:21:11,597
Rebecca, you are a
very desirable woman.
477
00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:16,134
He does happen to be going
with somebody, that's all.
478
00:21:16,203 --> 00:21:17,386
Me.
479
00:21:17,455 --> 00:21:19,055
You? You?
480
00:21:20,657 --> 00:21:22,774
You can tell it now.
481
00:21:22,843 --> 00:21:26,878
Yes, today we had a tiff
right before you came in
482
00:21:26,947 --> 00:21:29,209
and, uh, Sam used
you to make me jealous
483
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:31,566
and then when push came to shove
484
00:21:31,635 --> 00:21:33,285
he finally remembered
485
00:21:33,354 --> 00:21:36,822
what a wonderful thing
that we have together.
486
00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:39,107
Isn't that right, sweetheart?
487
00:21:39,176 --> 00:21:41,609
Oh, yeah, sure.
488
00:21:41,678 --> 00:21:44,246
You betcha.
489
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:49,484
Yeah, Sam and I are, are deeply
490
00:21:49,553 --> 00:21:52,220
and passionately in love.
491
00:21:55,826 --> 00:21:57,159
I can't believe it.
492
00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:58,561
You two?
493
00:21:58,629 --> 00:22:00,128
It's incredible.
494
00:22:00,198 --> 00:22:02,531
I'd never have put
you two together.
495
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:08,370
Well, I know it does test
the limits of human logic
496
00:22:08,438 --> 00:22:11,473
but, uh, like you, I-I
was growing bored
497
00:22:11,542 --> 00:22:13,709
with bright, articulate men.
498
00:22:16,413 --> 00:22:17,780
You were, huh?
499
00:22:17,848 --> 00:22:19,982
Sure. I was looking
for meat and potatoes
500
00:22:20,051 --> 00:22:22,117
and, uh, Sam here,
the old side of beef
501
00:22:22,186 --> 00:22:23,318
really fit the bill.
502
00:22:24,705 --> 00:22:27,623
You know, I was getting
kind of getting bored
503
00:22:27,692 --> 00:22:31,093
with, uh, beautiful,
sexy, sensuous women.
504
00:22:31,161 --> 00:22:32,472
I decided to go for pleasant.
505
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,534
Yes, believe it or not
506
00:22:38,602 --> 00:22:44,289
I actually prefer a man
who's thick and ordinary.
507
00:22:44,358 --> 00:22:46,878
You know, I guess I'm
kind of old-fashioned.
508
00:22:46,911 --> 00:22:49,628
I like a woman who does
what her man tells her.
509
00:22:49,697 --> 00:22:51,313
Oh, hey, look at there.
510
00:22:51,382 --> 00:22:52,981
My, uh, shoe's undone.
511
00:22:53,050 --> 00:22:55,490
Will you get that for me, honey?
512
00:22:59,206 --> 00:23:00,539
What, darling?
513
00:23:00,608 --> 00:23:04,176
Would you, uh, tie my
shoesy-woosy for me?
514
00:23:06,864 --> 00:23:12,567
She loves doing these,
uh, little things for me.
515
00:23:12,636 --> 00:23:16,371
That's a little
tight there, honey.
516
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,605
How's that, sweetheart?
517
00:23:17,674 --> 00:23:19,585
Well, that-that,
that's much better.
518
00:23:19,609 --> 00:23:20,889
Thank you.
519
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:27,082
Well, all of a sudden I
feel like I'm intruding.
520
00:23:27,151 --> 00:23:29,284
I can see that
521
00:23:29,352 --> 00:23:31,687
there's such
emotion in this room.
522
00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:36,175
Well, thank you for
everything, Diane.
523
00:23:36,244 --> 00:23:37,709
Oh, Rebecca, thank you.
524
00:23:37,778 --> 00:23:39,912
It was wonderful
to see you again.
525
00:23:39,981 --> 00:23:41,780
I'll write you. Oh, good.
526
00:23:41,849 --> 00:23:43,382
Things will work out.
527
00:23:43,450 --> 00:23:44,716
Au revoir.
528
00:23:48,672 --> 00:23:50,072
Oh!
529
00:23:50,141 --> 00:23:51,490
Let go of me!
530
00:24:06,807 --> 00:24:11,210
That's the kind of passion
I was hoping I'd find.
531
00:24:11,279 --> 00:24:14,730
You'll find it, Rebecca.
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