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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,648 --> 00:00:12,197 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:20,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 3 00:00:47,125 --> 00:00:50,648 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 4 00:01:19,492 --> 00:01:23,720 [ Ticking ] 5 00:01:26,184 --> 00:01:28,426 [ Keys Rattling ] 6 00:01:43,859 --> 00:01:45,749 [ Grunts ] 7 00:01:53,014 --> 00:01:54,712 [ Water Running ] 8 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,914 [ Doorbell Rings ] 9 00:02:22,213 --> 00:02:24,167 [ Doorbell Rings ] 10 00:02:27,528 --> 00:02:29,385 - Who is it? - [ Man ] My name is Watts. 11 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,499 I think I have something that belongs to you. 12 00:02:31,529 --> 00:02:33,194 A silver pen with your name on it? 13 00:02:41,774 --> 00:02:43,472 Where'd you find it? 14 00:02:43,504 --> 00:02:46,867 You left it on the Manhattan Bridge about 45 minutes ago. 15 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:49,715 Thanks for your trouble. [ Exhales ] 16 00:02:49,746 --> 00:02:53,140 Wouldn't you like to know what I was doing on the Manhattan Bridge at 1:00 a.m.? 17 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,357 No, frankly, I wouldn't. 18 00:02:54,389 --> 00:02:56,888 If you don't mind, it's very late, and I'd like to go to sleep. 19 00:02:56,918 --> 00:03:00,858 As a matter of fact, I was watching you dump somebody's body into the East River. 20 00:03:00,887 --> 00:03:02,586 You're mistaken. That was old clothes. 21 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:04,218 Goodwill doesn't pick up anymore, you know? 22 00:03:04,249 --> 00:03:08,669 Old clothes don't usually need a tire jack stuffed in with them to make sure they'll sink. 23 00:03:08,701 --> 00:03:12,478 I was passing your building. I saw you putting the bag into the trunk of your car. 24 00:03:12,511 --> 00:03:16,160 In my business, you learn to recognize the outline of a head and shoulders. 25 00:03:16,191 --> 00:03:19,073 - So I followed you to the bridge. - Who are you? 26 00:03:19,105 --> 00:03:21,924 A detective with the New York Police Department. 27 00:03:23,301 --> 00:03:26,022 Very nice, the way you big deal Broadway composers live. 28 00:03:27,077 --> 00:03:28,679 Who's that? Your father? 29 00:03:28,711 --> 00:03:32,775 The greatest composer of music the American theater has ever produced-- George Gershwin. 30 00:03:32,808 --> 00:03:36,202 Nice piano. How often do you have it tuned? 31 00:03:36,233 --> 00:03:37,836 Whenever I have to. 32 00:03:37,867 --> 00:03:40,687 And, uh, how often do you wash your candelabra? 33 00:03:40,715 --> 00:03:43,886 Look, Mr. Watts, you have no basis for your accusation, 34 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:46,127 so I suggest that unless you have a warrant-- 35 00:03:46,158 --> 00:03:50,258 - [ Papers Rustle ] - Hmm. 36 00:03:55,828 --> 00:04:00,150 [ Singsong ] "C", "C", "E", "E", "D", "E". 37 00:04:00,182 --> 00:04:01,688 "C." 38 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:05,145 I always liked music. My family couldn't afford the lessons. 39 00:04:07,994 --> 00:04:10,107 Oh, look at that. 40 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:11,774 Somebody spilled his bloody mary. 41 00:04:13,054 --> 00:04:15,615 [ Chuckles ] You wouldn't have liked him. 42 00:04:15,646 --> 00:04:17,950 He was a total slime. 43 00:04:17,982 --> 00:04:19,935 You better get your coat, Mr. Gillespie. 44 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,594 - I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you downtown. - You like music? 45 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:24,514 What do you think of this? 46 00:04:24,545 --> 00:04:26,659 ? Balboa thought it was terrific ? 47 00:04:26,691 --> 00:04:28,486 ? When he discovered the Pacific ? 48 00:04:28,515 --> 00:04:31,845 ? Columbus sailed the ocean blue ?? 49 00:04:31,878 --> 00:04:33,415 That's cute. Is it yours? 50 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:37,257 - It is, and it isn't. - What does that mean? 51 00:04:37,287 --> 00:04:39,914 - Had a partner. His name was Jerry. - I remember. 52 00:04:39,945 --> 00:04:41,162 You guys were together a long time. 53 00:04:41,194 --> 00:04:45,356 Yeah, we split up six months ago. We decided to work on our own. 54 00:04:45,388 --> 00:04:48,622 I signed on to do a musical with Logan Webb, the producer. 55 00:04:50,128 --> 00:04:52,338 Logan is a very impatient man. 56 00:04:52,369 --> 00:04:55,027 Jo-Jo, we've got to have those songs by Wednesday. 57 00:04:55,056 --> 00:04:57,202 Couldn't you at least let me hear a couple of them? 58 00:04:57,235 --> 00:04:59,059 Listen, Logan, when I was working with Jerry, 59 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,172 he used to show our stuff all over town before it was ready. 60 00:05:01,204 --> 00:05:03,702 By the time people saw the show, they thought they were seeing a revival. 61 00:05:03,733 --> 00:05:06,488 Now that I'm on my own, things are different. You will see the songs on Wednesday. 62 00:05:06,518 --> 00:05:09,048 Laurie's heard the songs. Laurie, tell the man. 63 00:05:09,081 --> 00:05:12,539 - Uh, it's-it's his best work ever, Mr. Webb. - There. See? 64 00:05:12,571 --> 00:05:16,573 It'll be the only cast in history to get their songs on the first day of rehearsal. 65 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,808 [ Laurie ] Don't you ever do that to me again. He knew I was lying. 66 00:05:23,841 --> 00:05:26,241 Honey, you were sticking up for your fella. Think of it as a higher form of truth. 67 00:05:26,272 --> 00:05:28,803 You're the best, baby. You gonna eat those strawberries? 68 00:05:28,835 --> 00:05:32,613 Look who's here, old tin ear. Don't you know you can't afford this table since we broke up? 69 00:05:32,645 --> 00:05:35,622 - Hi, Jerry. Think of a rhyme for June yet? - Stop it, Jo-Jo. 70 00:05:35,654 --> 00:05:37,416 - Hi, Laurie. - Hi, Jerry. 71 00:05:37,448 --> 00:05:38,601 I understand you're going to Aruba. 72 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:39,655 [ Jo-Jo ] Where did you hear that? 73 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,576 Carmen, the cleaning lady, of course. 74 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:44,362 I thought I'd take a little time off to be by myself. 75 00:05:44,395 --> 00:05:46,348 You're by yourself now. 76 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,844 I think Carmen, the cleaning lady, should stick to her vacuum cleaning... 77 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,926 and stop acting like a gossip columnist. 78 00:05:50,957 --> 00:05:52,752 - Why don't you fire her? - Why don't you? 79 00:05:52,784 --> 00:05:55,120 - No, you fire her. - That's why she'll always work for both of you. 80 00:05:55,152 --> 00:05:57,330 Face it, Jo-Jo, you'd be lost without her. 81 00:05:57,363 --> 00:05:59,441 - He's right, Jo-Jo. You do depend on her. - What? 82 00:05:59,474 --> 00:06:00,947 I do not depend on her for anything. 83 00:06:00,978 --> 00:06:03,572 Who the hell's side are you on, anyway? 84 00:06:03,603 --> 00:06:07,607 - [ Vacuuming ] - ?? [ Light ] 85 00:06:11,544 --> 00:06:17,885 [ Ringing ] 86 00:06:22,814 --> 00:06:27,137 Would somebody answer the phone, please? I am trying to work here. 87 00:06:28,224 --> 00:06:30,946 Mr. Jo-Jo's apartment. This is Carmen speaking. 88 00:06:31,489 --> 00:06:33,987 Ah, hello, Mr. Webb. 89 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:37,030 Oh, no, I'm so sorry. He just went out one minute ago. 90 00:06:37,061 --> 00:06:38,885 But if you're calling about the songs, Mr. Webb, 91 00:06:38,917 --> 00:06:41,926 they are the most beautiful songs I ever-- 92 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:43,882 All right, Mr. Webb, I tell him. 93 00:06:45,097 --> 00:06:46,954 Wednesday. 94 00:06:46,986 --> 00:06:49,707 - [ Vacuuming Resumes ] - Well, you picked a great time, didn't you? 95 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,566 I've been working on this thing for three months, 96 00:06:51,596 --> 00:06:54,029 and I don't have note one, and now you're leaving me. 97 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,198 Will you cut that thing off? 98 00:06:57,230 --> 00:06:59,473 Honey, I'm so sorry I yelled at you. 99 00:06:59,505 --> 00:07:01,297 I'm under a tremendous amount of pressure. 100 00:07:01,329 --> 00:07:03,955 I've just gotta top Jerry with my show, honey. 101 00:07:03,986 --> 00:07:07,155 Aw, sweetie, didn't we have a great time in Atlantic City? 102 00:07:07,188 --> 00:07:11,576 ? You got to admit it was pretty in old Atlantic City ? 103 00:07:11,608 --> 00:07:14,393 - [ Slams ] - [ Bangs Keys ] 104 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,635 What's happening, Carmen? Where am I going wrong? 105 00:07:20,668 --> 00:07:23,100 I can't seem to write anything. I've lost my girl. 106 00:07:23,132 --> 00:07:28,256 Mr. Jo-Jo, last year, when my little Perrito disappear, somebody say to me, 107 00:07:28,287 --> 00:07:32,129 "Why you no go see Sister Teresa? She find your dog for you." 108 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:35,554 Carmen, I can't deal with this psychic voodoo nonsense. 109 00:07:35,587 --> 00:07:38,501 But Teresa find Perrito for me, Mr. Jo-Jo. 110 00:07:41,349 --> 00:07:42,758 She cure Ramon's asthma, 111 00:07:42,790 --> 00:07:45,480 and she make Carmen fall in love with Ah Fong. 112 00:07:45,512 --> 00:07:47,079 For a while. 113 00:07:47,112 --> 00:07:50,378 Yeah, uh, I-- I'm going for a walk, Carmen. 114 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:54,028 Make sure you lock up, all right? 115 00:08:45,445 --> 00:08:46,791 [ Clears Throat ] 116 00:08:48,424 --> 00:08:50,538 Um, Sister Teresa? 117 00:08:53,384 --> 00:08:57,420 Either she will come back immediately, or she will never come back. 118 00:08:57,451 --> 00:08:58,542 Who? 119 00:08:58,574 --> 00:09:01,840 Oh, forget about Laurie. What about my music? 120 00:09:01,871 --> 00:09:04,752 - I'm totally blocked. - Music? 121 00:09:04,782 --> 00:09:08,721 No, no, I cannot help you. I am sorry. 122 00:09:08,753 --> 00:09:13,845 Music is too dangerous, too painful and too unpredictable. 123 00:09:14,644 --> 00:09:16,725 - Too painful? - Yes! 124 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:20,537 It requires a total possession by the spirit of the master. 125 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:23,961 It is exhausting. 126 00:09:23,992 --> 00:09:26,266 I'm too old for it. I must ask you to leave. 127 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,124 Sister Teresa, you've gotta help me. 128 00:09:28,156 --> 00:09:30,173 - No. - Music is my life! 129 00:09:30,205 --> 00:09:32,479 I feel like I'm losing my talent. 130 00:09:32,508 --> 00:09:34,463 Why can't I write anymore? 131 00:09:34,493 --> 00:09:36,737 Please, you've got to help me! 132 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:42,371 [ Groans ] 133 00:09:44,355 --> 00:09:46,245 [ Shrieks ] 134 00:09:53,256 --> 00:09:54,987 [ Shrieking Continues ] 135 00:10:03,597 --> 00:10:09,264 ?? [ "Rhapsody In Blue" ] 136 00:10:11,025 --> 00:10:13,971 So you dried up, huh? That's one thing that never happened to me. 137 00:10:14,002 --> 00:10:16,978 I couldn't write 'em down as fast as I could think 'em up. 138 00:10:17,010 --> 00:10:20,182 "Fascinating Rhythm," "The Man I Love"-- I never stopped. 139 00:10:20,214 --> 00:10:22,104 And there's plenty more where that came from. 140 00:10:22,135 --> 00:10:23,670 So what do ya need? 141 00:10:23,703 --> 00:10:27,482 Well, uh, the opening tune. I need a snappy boy-girl duet. 142 00:10:27,514 --> 00:10:29,275 He's a millionaire, and she's a reporter who-- 143 00:10:29,305 --> 00:10:31,066 Never mind the plot, nobody cares. 144 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,533 I got just the number. Listen to this. 145 00:10:38,206 --> 00:10:40,448 ? Balboa thought it was terrific ? 146 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,754 ? When he discovered the Pacific ? 147 00:10:42,785 --> 00:10:46,019 ? Columbus sailed the ocean blue ? 148 00:10:47,202 --> 00:10:51,397 ? And Marco Polo found China solo ? 149 00:10:51,429 --> 00:10:55,401 ? But I discovered you ? 150 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,698 ? Remember Ferdinand Magellan ? 151 00:10:58,730 --> 00:11:01,066 ? He saw the straits and nearly fell in ? 152 00:11:01,097 --> 00:11:05,645 ? Cort�s found gold in old Peru ? 153 00:11:05,677 --> 00:11:07,886 [ Male Singer ] ? Both Clark and Lewis ? 154 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,645 [ Female Singer ] ? Gave rivers to us ? 155 00:11:09,677 --> 00:11:13,681 [ Together ] ? But I discovered you ? 156 00:11:13,713 --> 00:11:15,568 - Not so fast. - Fabulous. 157 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,843 If the rest are as good as this, we've a hit. 158 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:21,269 Don't worry. I'm bringing in more tomorrow. 159 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,894 ? Around your heart, dear ? 160 00:11:23,927 --> 00:11:26,199 ? Consider Hudson and da Gama ? 161 00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:28,183 ? They brought the bacon home to mama ? 162 00:11:28,216 --> 00:11:32,858 ? We give them credit where it's due ? 163 00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:36,957 - ? Take Spain or Thailand ? - ? I'll stick with my land ? 164 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:39,870 ? 'Cause I discovered you ?? 165 00:11:39,902 --> 00:11:41,919 Uh, Bob. 166 00:11:41,950 --> 00:11:43,841 Terrific tune, huh, Alan? 167 00:11:43,872 --> 00:11:46,047 Better than anything he wrote with Jerry. 168 00:11:46,079 --> 00:11:48,033 I knew he wanted to get off on his own, 169 00:11:48,064 --> 00:11:51,716 but, frankly, I didn't think he was this good. 170 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:55,814 - I don't think he is. - What do you mean? 171 00:11:55,847 --> 00:11:59,785 I know Jo-Jo's style. I've played every show he did with Jerry Lane. 172 00:11:59,817 --> 00:12:02,825 He can't write like this. I'm telling you. This is someone else's. 173 00:12:02,857 --> 00:12:06,316 Why, Alan, I'd almost think you were jealous. 174 00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:09,163 ?? [ Ends ] 175 00:12:14,446 --> 00:12:17,009 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 176 00:12:18,929 --> 00:12:20,946 Dinner for one again, huh, Jer? 177 00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:23,668 Jo-Jo, did you know our shows are opening the same night? 178 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,709 No, I heard your show was in trouble. I thought you had a little book problem. 179 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:29,781 Really? I heard you were having trouble coming up with the tunes. 180 00:12:29,814 --> 00:12:32,089 Time to dip into the old trunk, eh, Jo-Jo? 181 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,392 Trunk, schmunk! They're the best tunes I've ever written. 182 00:12:34,424 --> 00:12:37,275 I'd love to play you one, except you'd steal it. 183 00:12:37,307 --> 00:12:39,164 Oh, you're right. 184 00:12:39,195 --> 00:12:42,654 You always were the one with the best ideas, the most... talent. 185 00:12:42,686 --> 00:12:45,279 Would you do me a favor? Would you listen to one of my songs? 186 00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:48,929 - From your actual show? - Mm-hmm. I'd like an honest opinion. 187 00:12:48,961 --> 00:12:51,330 It's the love song. 188 00:12:55,908 --> 00:13:01,927 ? You're my anything Whatever you want to be ? 189 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:05,129 ? Be anything and be it eternally ? 190 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,233 It's really just great, Jer. I love that. 191 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,636 ? You're sexy, you're smart ? 192 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,620 ? You're the Earth and the moon ? 193 00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:16,846 ? The sand and the dune and the sea ?? 194 00:13:17,968 --> 00:13:21,395 I'm moved, Jer. I'm really moved. 195 00:13:23,153 --> 00:13:26,323 - ?? [ Piano ] - [ No Audible Dialogue ] 196 00:13:32,054 --> 00:13:34,839 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 197 00:13:48,031 --> 00:13:50,046 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 198 00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:07,241 ? Ticklish toes That's how it goes ? 199 00:14:07,273 --> 00:14:09,257 ? Ticklish toes in my socks ? 200 00:14:09,288 --> 00:14:11,530 ? Ticklish toes Nobody knows ? 201 00:14:11,561 --> 00:14:13,995 ? Ticklish toes Oh, what shocks ? 202 00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:16,365 ? You've got me hoppin' ? 203 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,252 ? Each evening till 3:00 ? 204 00:14:18,284 --> 00:14:21,327 ? Ticklish toes Ticklish toes ? 205 00:14:21,359 --> 00:14:26,387 - [ Inaudible ] - ? Ticklish toes Keep dancin' with me ?? 206 00:14:29,684 --> 00:14:31,668 - [ Groans ] - [ Thud ] 207 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:34,741 Oh, that was really good, George. Only two more to go. 208 00:14:34,772 --> 00:14:39,000 Mr. Jo, you must go home. This is killing me. 209 00:14:39,032 --> 00:14:41,755 I told you. Music always do this to me. 210 00:14:42,873 --> 00:14:45,947 My heart-- My heart can't stand this. 211 00:14:45,979 --> 00:14:49,086 Teresa, we're so close. Don't fail me now. 212 00:14:49,115 --> 00:14:52,030 - Pepi. Pepi! - Forget Pepi! 213 00:14:52,061 --> 00:14:56,832 George, do you hear me? George, we only have two more songs left! 214 00:14:56,864 --> 00:15:00,066 - [ Teresa ] Pepi! - You must go now, Mr. Jo. 215 00:15:00,097 --> 00:15:02,467 - Go? - Can I have the $15? 216 00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:08,102 Listen, sonny. I gotta have one more session with your mommy. 217 00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:11,976 I don't care what it costs. I'll give you, uh-- I'll give you $100. 218 00:15:12,008 --> 00:15:14,186 I gotta have two more songs. 219 00:15:14,218 --> 00:15:16,011 A hundred dollars? 220 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,340 You call back tomorrow, okay? 221 00:15:19,371 --> 00:15:21,613 God bless you. I will never forget you. 222 00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:23,181 [ Kisses ] I love you. 223 00:15:24,495 --> 00:15:27,280 Ethics? What are you talking about? Ethics. 224 00:15:27,311 --> 00:15:30,130 I'm talking about representing yourself as the composer of another man's work. 225 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:31,697 This is none of your business, Alan! 226 00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:34,131 Is that what you're going to say to Logan Webb? 227 00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:36,116 You make me sick, Jo-Jo. 228 00:15:36,149 --> 00:15:39,094 For eight years now, I have watched you ride Jerry Lane's coattails, 229 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,591 and steal ideas from every composer in this town. 230 00:15:41,623 --> 00:15:43,736 But this time, you're not going to get away with it. 231 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:47,098 It's time somebody blew the whistle on you, and I am just the guy who-- 232 00:15:59,873 --> 00:16:02,051 [ Sighs ] Oh, my God. 233 00:16:02,082 --> 00:16:04,100 Oh, God. 234 00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:24,557 [ Grunting ] 235 00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:31,376 Oh. 236 00:16:36,594 --> 00:16:39,894 - [ Panting ] - [ Splashes ] 237 00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:48,600 ? You got me hoppin' each evenin' till 3:00 ? 238 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:53,660 ? Ticklish toes Ticklish toes ? 239 00:16:53,691 --> 00:16:57,534 ? Ticklish toes Keep dancin' with me ?? 240 00:17:03,104 --> 00:17:06,145 Well, great stuff, huh? Hell, I'm the new Gershwin. 241 00:17:06,177 --> 00:17:07,873 Oh, this show is gonna run for years. 242 00:17:07,906 --> 00:17:10,756 How much can a guy make on a show that runs for years? 243 00:17:10,787 --> 00:17:13,829 On my last show, I was making, uh, about 10,000 a week. 244 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,527 Oh, more than I could possibly spend. 245 00:17:17,063 --> 00:17:20,393 Tell me, Watts, how would you like to acquire an interest in a hit Broadway show? 246 00:17:20,426 --> 00:17:23,627 Meet a lot of pretty girls, find a dividend check in your mailbox every month? 247 00:17:23,658 --> 00:17:25,259 It wouldn't cost you a thing. 248 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,020 I've always loved show business. 249 00:17:27,053 --> 00:17:30,030 Enough to forget what you saw on that bridge tonight? 250 00:17:31,213 --> 00:17:33,008 What do you say? Ten percent of my share? 251 00:17:34,223 --> 00:17:37,650 Half of your share? I don't see how I could refuse. 252 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,434 It's nice to know greed isn't confined to the arts. 253 00:17:42,035 --> 00:17:43,732 - Then it's a deal. - Mmm. 254 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,716 I think I'd like a drink. How about some champagne? 255 00:17:45,749 --> 00:17:47,799 I think a toast is in order. 256 00:17:53,369 --> 00:17:55,258 Your friend Jerry has stars in his eyes. 257 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,820 The theater's been good to you boys. 258 00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,228 The muses are fickle, Watts. 259 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:02,622 Let's see if he has stars in his eyes when his rotten show opens next week. 260 00:18:03,935 --> 00:18:06,017 [ Cork Pops ] 261 00:18:06,048 --> 00:18:07,711 Did you ever have one of those days? 262 00:18:07,744 --> 00:18:09,794 Life is unpredictable, isn't it? 263 00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:12,323 And the muses are fickle. 264 00:18:12,353 --> 00:18:16,165 If I Discovered You should turn out to be a disappointment at the box office-- 265 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,239 - Yes? - Naturally, our deal is off. 266 00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:20,809 I'll drink to that. 267 00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:25,225 This is Trish Tarleton, Entertainment Tomorrow. 268 00:18:25,258 --> 00:18:27,851 We're here at Sordi's, talking to two songwriters... 269 00:18:27,882 --> 00:18:30,540 who used to be Broadway's hottest team. 270 00:18:30,573 --> 00:18:32,813 - Fellas, what happened? - I'll tell ya what happened, Trish. 271 00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:34,862 I was sitting at the piano one day, 272 00:18:34,892 --> 00:18:37,199 and I saw this guy asleep on the couch, as usual. 273 00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:40,561 I said, "For this I'm giving up 50%?" 274 00:18:40,593 --> 00:18:44,532 Well, I'm not going to stoop to Jo-Jo's level of personal vindictiveness. 275 00:18:44,563 --> 00:18:49,557 But, uh, let me just say that after five years of his irresponsibility, 276 00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:53,399 his pettiness, and his incipient alcoholism-- 277 00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:54,968 Oh, uh, don't forget to mention nail biting. 278 00:18:54,999 --> 00:19:00,378 And now each of you has a show opening exactly one week from tonight. 279 00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:02,267 No, that's really not quite accurate, Trish. 280 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:06,078 I have graciously decided to postpone the opening of my show for one night. 281 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:07,487 [ Jerry ] Oh, really? 282 00:19:07,518 --> 00:19:11,392 Well, that way the critics can cover both shows. How nice. 283 00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:14,915 Now, Jerry, I understand you've got something else to celebrate. 284 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,770 Isn't there an engagement in the wind? 285 00:19:16,803 --> 00:19:20,870 Oh, well, Trish, no secret is safe from you, is it? 286 00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:22,568 There's the lucky young lady right there. 287 00:19:23,782 --> 00:19:25,737 - Laurie McNamara. - [ Jo-Jo ] What? 288 00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:28,008 You creep. How long has this been going on? 289 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,307 - About a year. - [ Sighs ] 290 00:19:45,456 --> 00:19:47,187 I'm counting on an early dinner tonight. 291 00:19:47,217 --> 00:19:50,451 - How come? - The show will probably close at intermission. 292 00:19:50,483 --> 00:19:53,429 I'm sure Jerry's score is a real piece of... cake. 293 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,666 - Hey, Jer. - Hi, Jo-Jo, glad you could make it. 294 00:20:00,696 --> 00:20:03,515 - [ Shutters Clicking ] - I cannot wait to hear "You're My Anything" tonight. 295 00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,500 What? [ Chuckles ] Oh, that! 296 00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:07,453 You're such a jerk. That was a joke! 297 00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:10,687 [ Jo-Jo ] You invited Carmen to your opening? 298 00:20:10,718 --> 00:20:12,382 Well, sure. She's part of the family. 299 00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:14,463 - [ Man ] Curtain going up. - Oh. Oh, go ahead. 300 00:20:14,496 --> 00:20:16,577 I'll see you inside. 301 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:22,917 [ Instruments Tuning ] 302 00:20:32,617 --> 00:20:34,506 Teach me about show business. 303 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:37,291 Why did you let Jerry open his show before yours? 304 00:20:37,324 --> 00:20:41,358 Well, because my success will taste sweeter in the wake of his failure. 305 00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:44,208 I hope you brought something interesting to read. 306 00:20:48,336 --> 00:20:50,899 ?? [ Orchestra ] 307 00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,598 That sounds familiar. 308 00:21:01,175 --> 00:21:04,442 Sister Teresa? What is she doing here? 309 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,389 ? Balboa thought it was terrific ? 310 00:21:11,422 --> 00:21:13,407 ? When he discovered the Pacific ? 311 00:21:13,436 --> 00:21:16,991 ? Columbus sailed the ocean blue ? 312 00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:20,578 [ Male Singer ] ? And Marco Polo ? 313 00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,020 [ Female Singer ] ? Found China solo ? 314 00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:23,619 [ Together ] ? But I discovered you ? 315 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,500 Jo-Jo, what's our song doing in this show? 316 00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:29,062 I have no idea. Where are you going? 317 00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:32,455 To cancel our opening, and to call my lawyer. 318 00:21:32,487 --> 00:21:34,888 One of you guys is in big trouble. 319 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,857 ? Consider Hudson and da Gama ? 320 00:21:38,889 --> 00:21:40,908 ? They brought the bacon home to mama ? 321 00:21:40,939 --> 00:21:42,605 ? We give them credit where it's due ? 322 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,669 Listen, Watts, this doesn't mean-- We still have a deal, right? 323 00:21:46,702 --> 00:21:48,622 The muses are fickle, Jo-Jo. 324 00:21:48,654 --> 00:21:52,402 ? I'll stick with my land 'cause I discovered-- ? 325 00:21:52,435 --> 00:21:54,324 ? I hereby plant the flag ? 326 00:21:54,354 --> 00:22:01,174 ? Yes, I discovered you ?? 327 00:22:07,512 --> 00:22:09,626 [ Cheering ] 328 00:22:10,305 --> 00:22:16,476 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org 26705

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