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[ Ticking ]
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[ Keys Rattling ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Water Running ]
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[ Doorbell Rings ]
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[ Doorbell Rings ]
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- Who is it? - [ Man ] My name is Watts.
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I think I have something that belongs to you.
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A silver pen with your name on it?
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Where'd you find it?
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You left it on the Manhattan Bridge about 45 minutes ago.
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Thanks for your trouble. [ Exhales ]
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Wouldn't you like to know what I was doing on the Manhattan Bridge at 1:00 a.m.?
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No, frankly, I wouldn't.
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If you don't mind, it's very late, and I'd like to go to sleep.
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As a matter of fact, I was watching you dump somebody's body into the East River.
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You're mistaken. That was old clothes.
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Goodwill doesn't pick up anymore, you know?
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Old clothes don't usually need a tire jack stuffed in with them to make sure they'll sink.
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I was passing your building. I saw you putting the bag into the trunk of your car.
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In my business, you learn to recognize the outline of a head and shoulders.
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- So I followed you to the bridge. - Who are you?
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A detective with the New York Police Department.
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Very nice, the way you big deal Broadway composers live.
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Who's that? Your father?
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The greatest composer of music the American theater has ever produced-- George Gershwin.
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Nice piano. How often do you have it tuned?
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Whenever I have to.
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And, uh, how often do you wash your candelabra?
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Look, Mr. Watts, you have no basis for your accusation,
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so I suggest that unless you have a warrant--
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- [ Papers Rustle ] - Hmm.
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[ Singsong ] "C", "C", "E", "E", "D", "E".
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"C."
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I always liked music. My family couldn't afford the lessons.
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Oh, look at that.
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Somebody spilled his bloody mary.
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[ Chuckles ] You wouldn't have liked him.
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He was a total slime.
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You better get your coat, Mr. Gillespie.
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- I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you downtown. - You like music?
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What do you think of this?
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? Balboa thought it was terrific ?
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? When he discovered the Pacific ?
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? Columbus sailed the ocean blue ??
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That's cute. Is it yours?
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- It is, and it isn't. - What does that mean?
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- Had a partner. His name was Jerry. - I remember.
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You guys were together a long time.
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Yeah, we split up six months ago. We decided to work on our own.
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I signed on to do a musical with Logan Webb, the producer.
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Logan is a very impatient man.
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Jo-Jo, we've got to have those songs by Wednesday.
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Couldn't you at least let me hear a couple of them?
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Listen, Logan, when I was working with Jerry,
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he used to show our stuff all over town before it was ready.
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By the time people saw the show, they thought they were seeing a revival.
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Now that I'm on my own, things are different. You will see the songs on Wednesday.
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Laurie's heard the songs. Laurie, tell the man.
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- Uh, it's-it's his best work ever, Mr. Webb. - There. See?
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It'll be the only cast in history to get their songs on the first day of rehearsal.
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[ Laurie ] Don't you ever do that to me again. He knew I was lying.
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Honey, you were sticking up for your fella. Think of it as a higher form of truth.
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You're the best, baby. You gonna eat those strawberries?
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Look who's here, old tin ear. Don't you know you can't afford this table since we broke up?
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- Hi, Jerry. Think of a rhyme for June yet? - Stop it, Jo-Jo.
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- Hi, Laurie. - Hi, Jerry.
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I understand you're going to Aruba.
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[ Jo-Jo ] Where did you hear that?
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Carmen, the cleaning lady, of course.
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I thought I'd take a little time off to be by myself.
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You're by yourself now.
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I think Carmen, the cleaning lady, should stick to her vacuum cleaning...
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and stop acting like a gossip columnist.
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- Why don't you fire her? - Why don't you?
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- No, you fire her. - That's why she'll always work for both of you.
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Face it, Jo-Jo, you'd be lost without her.
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- He's right, Jo-Jo. You do depend on her. - What?
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I do not depend on her for anything.
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Who the hell's side are you on, anyway?
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- [ Vacuuming ] - ?? [ Light ]
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[ Ringing ]
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Would somebody answer the phone, please? I am trying to work here.
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Mr. Jo-Jo's apartment. This is Carmen speaking.
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Ah, hello, Mr. Webb.
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Oh, no, I'm so sorry. He just went out one minute ago.
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But if you're calling about the songs, Mr. Webb,
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they are the most beautiful songs I ever--
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All right, Mr. Webb, I tell him.
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Wednesday.
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- [ Vacuuming Resumes ] - Well, you picked a great time, didn't you?
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I've been working on this thing for three months,
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and I don't have note one, and now you're leaving me.
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Will you cut that thing off?
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Honey, I'm so sorry I yelled at you.
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I'm under a tremendous amount of pressure.
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I've just gotta top Jerry with my show, honey.
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Aw, sweetie, didn't we have a great time in Atlantic City?
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? You got to admit it was pretty in old Atlantic City ?
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- [ Slams ] - [ Bangs Keys ]
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What's happening, Carmen? Where am I going wrong?
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I can't seem to write anything. I've lost my girl.
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Mr. Jo-Jo, last year, when my little Perrito disappear, somebody say to me,
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"Why you no go see Sister Teresa? She find your dog for you."
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Carmen, I can't deal with this psychic voodoo nonsense.
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But Teresa find Perrito for me, Mr. Jo-Jo.
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She cure Ramon's asthma,
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and she make Carmen fall in love with Ah Fong.
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For a while.
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Yeah, uh, I-- I'm going for a walk, Carmen.
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Make sure you lock up, all right?
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[ Clears Throat ]
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Um, Sister Teresa?
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Either she will come back immediately, or she will never come back.
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Who?
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Oh, forget about Laurie. What about my music?
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- I'm totally blocked. - Music?
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No, no, I cannot help you. I am sorry.
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Music is too dangerous, too painful and too unpredictable.
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- Too painful? - Yes!
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It requires a total possession by the spirit of the master.
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It is exhausting.
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I'm too old for it. I must ask you to leave.
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Sister Teresa, you've gotta help me.
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- No. - Music is my life!
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I feel like I'm losing my talent.
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Why can't I write anymore?
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Please, you've got to help me!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Shrieks ]
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[ Shrieking Continues ]
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?? [ "Rhapsody In Blue" ]
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So you dried up, huh? That's one thing that never happened to me.
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I couldn't write 'em down as fast as I could think 'em up.
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"Fascinating Rhythm," "The Man I Love"-- I never stopped.
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And there's plenty more where that came from.
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So what do ya need?
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Well, uh, the opening tune. I need a snappy boy-girl duet.
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He's a millionaire, and she's a reporter who--
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Never mind the plot, nobody cares.
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I got just the number. Listen to this.
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? Balboa thought it was terrific ?
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? When he discovered the Pacific ?
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? Columbus sailed the ocean blue ?
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? And Marco Polo found China solo ?
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? But I discovered you ?
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? Remember Ferdinand Magellan ?
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? He saw the straits and nearly fell in ?
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? Cort�s found gold in old Peru ?
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[ Male Singer ] ? Both Clark and Lewis ?
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[ Female Singer ] ? Gave rivers to us ?
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[ Together ] ? But I discovered you ?
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- Not so fast. - Fabulous.
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If the rest are as good as this, we've a hit.
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Don't worry. I'm bringing in more tomorrow.
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? Around your heart, dear ?
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? Consider Hudson and da Gama ?
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? They brought the bacon home to mama ?
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? We give them credit where it's due ?
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- ? Take Spain or Thailand ? - ? I'll stick with my land ?
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? 'Cause I discovered you ??
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Uh, Bob.
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Terrific tune, huh, Alan?
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Better than anything he wrote with Jerry.
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I knew he wanted to get off on his own,
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but, frankly, I didn't think he was this good.
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- I don't think he is. - What do you mean?
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I know Jo-Jo's style. I've played every show he did with Jerry Lane.
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He can't write like this. I'm telling you. This is someone else's.
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Why, Alan, I'd almost think you were jealous.
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?? [ Ends ]
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Dinner for one again, huh, Jer?
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Jo-Jo, did you know our shows are opening the same night?
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No, I heard your show was in trouble. I thought you had a little book problem.
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Really? I heard you were having trouble coming up with the tunes.
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Time to dip into the old trunk, eh, Jo-Jo?
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Trunk, schmunk! They're the best tunes I've ever written.
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I'd love to play you one, except you'd steal it.
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Oh, you're right.
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You always were the one with the best ideas, the most... talent.
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Would you do me a favor? Would you listen to one of my songs?
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- From your actual show? - Mm-hmm. I'd like an honest opinion.
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It's the love song.
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? You're my anything Whatever you want to be ?
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? Be anything and be it eternally ?
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It's really just great, Jer. I love that.
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? You're sexy, you're smart ?
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? You're the Earth and the moon ?
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? The sand and the dune and the sea ??
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I'm moved, Jer. I'm really moved.
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- ?? [ Piano ] - [ No Audible Dialogue ]
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? Ticklish toes That's how it goes ?
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? Ticklish toes in my socks ?
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? Ticklish toes Nobody knows ?
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? Ticklish toes Oh, what shocks ?
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? You've got me hoppin' ?
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? Each evening till 3:00 ?
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? Ticklish toes Ticklish toes ?
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- [ Inaudible ] - ? Ticklish toes Keep dancin' with me ??
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- [ Groans ] - [ Thud ]
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Oh, that was really good, George. Only two more to go.
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Mr. Jo, you must go home. This is killing me.
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I told you. Music always do this to me.
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My heart-- My heart can't stand this.
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Teresa, we're so close. Don't fail me now.
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- Pepi. Pepi! - Forget Pepi!
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George, do you hear me? George, we only have two more songs left!
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- [ Teresa ] Pepi! - You must go now, Mr. Jo.
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- Go? - Can I have the $15?
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Listen, sonny. I gotta have one more session with your mommy.
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I don't care what it costs. I'll give you, uh-- I'll give you $100.
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I gotta have two more songs.
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A hundred dollars?
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You call back tomorrow, okay?
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God bless you. I will never forget you.
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[ Kisses ] I love you.
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Ethics? What are you talking about? Ethics.
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I'm talking about representing yourself as the composer of another man's work.
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This is none of your business, Alan!
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Is that what you're going to say to Logan Webb?
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You make me sick, Jo-Jo.
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For eight years now, I have watched you ride Jerry Lane's coattails,
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and steal ideas from every composer in this town.
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But this time, you're not going to get away with it.
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It's time somebody blew the whistle on you, and I am just the guy who--
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[ Sighs ] Oh, my God.
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Oh, God.
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh.
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- [ Panting ] - [ Splashes ]
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? You got me hoppin' each evenin' till 3:00 ?
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? Ticklish toes Ticklish toes ?
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? Ticklish toes Keep dancin' with me ??
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Well, great stuff, huh? Hell, I'm the new Gershwin.
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Oh, this show is gonna run for years.
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How much can a guy make on a show that runs for years?
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On my last show, I was making, uh, about 10,000 a week.
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Oh, more than I could possibly spend.
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Tell me, Watts, how would you like to acquire an interest in a hit Broadway show?
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Meet a lot of pretty girls, find a dividend check in your mailbox every month?
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It wouldn't cost you a thing.
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I've always loved show business.
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Enough to forget what you saw on that bridge tonight?
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What do you say? Ten percent of my share?
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Half of your share? I don't see how I could refuse.
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It's nice to know greed isn't confined to the arts.
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- Then it's a deal. - Mmm.
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I think I'd like a drink. How about some champagne?
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I think a toast is in order.
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Your friend Jerry has stars in his eyes.
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The theater's been good to you boys.
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The muses are fickle, Watts.
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Let's see if he has stars in his eyes when his rotten show opens next week.
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[ Cork Pops ]
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Did you ever have one of those days?
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Life is unpredictable, isn't it?
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And the muses are fickle.
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If I Discovered You should turn out to be a disappointment at the box office--
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- Yes? - Naturally, our deal is off.
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I'll drink to that.
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This is Trish Tarleton, Entertainment Tomorrow.
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We're here at Sordi's, talking to two songwriters...
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who used to be Broadway's hottest team.
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- Fellas, what happened? - I'll tell ya what happened, Trish.
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I was sitting at the piano one day,
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and I saw this guy asleep on the couch, as usual.
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I said, "For this I'm giving up 50%?"
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Well, I'm not going to stoop to Jo-Jo's level of personal vindictiveness.
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But, uh, let me just say that after five years of his irresponsibility,
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his pettiness, and his incipient alcoholism--
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Oh, uh, don't forget to mention nail biting.
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And now each of you has a show opening exactly one week from tonight.
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No, that's really not quite accurate, Trish.
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I have graciously decided to postpone the opening of my show for one night.
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[ Jerry ] Oh, really?
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Well, that way the critics can cover both shows. How nice.
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Now, Jerry, I understand you've got something else to celebrate.
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Isn't there an engagement in the wind?
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Oh, well, Trish, no secret is safe from you, is it?
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There's the lucky young lady right there.
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- Laurie McNamara. - [ Jo-Jo ] What?
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You creep. How long has this been going on?
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- About a year. - [ Sighs ]
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I'm counting on an early dinner tonight.
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- How come? - The show will probably close at intermission.
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I'm sure Jerry's score is a real piece of... cake.
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- Hey, Jer. - Hi, Jo-Jo, glad you could make it.
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- [ Shutters Clicking ] - I cannot wait to hear "You're My Anything" tonight.
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What? [ Chuckles ] Oh, that!
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You're such a jerk. That was a joke!
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[ Jo-Jo ] You invited Carmen to your opening?
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Well, sure. She's part of the family.
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- [ Man ] Curtain going up. - Oh. Oh, go ahead.
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I'll see you inside.
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[ Instruments Tuning ]
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Teach me about show business.
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Why did you let Jerry open his show before yours?
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Well, because my success will taste sweeter in the wake of his failure.
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I hope you brought something interesting to read.
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?? [ Orchestra ]
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That sounds familiar.
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Sister Teresa? What is she doing here?
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? Balboa thought it was terrific ?
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? When he discovered the Pacific ?
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? Columbus sailed the ocean blue ?
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[ Male Singer ] ? And Marco Polo ?
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[ Female Singer ] ? Found China solo ?
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[ Together ] ? But I discovered you ?
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Jo-Jo, what's our song doing in this show?
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I have no idea. Where are you going?
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To cancel our opening, and to call my lawyer.
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One of you guys is in big trouble.
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? Consider Hudson and da Gama ?
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? They brought the bacon home to mama ?
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? We give them credit where it's due ?
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Listen, Watts, this doesn't mean-- We still have a deal, right?
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The muses are fickle, Jo-Jo.
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? I'll stick with my land 'cause I discovered-- ?
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? I hereby plant the flag ?
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? Yes, I discovered you ??
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[ Cheering ]
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