All language subtitles for A Million Little Things s05e11 Ironic.eng

Greta Strobe,
will you marry me?

Of course, yes.

Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...

If nobody ever tries
to make a difference,

then nobody ever will.

So you want to run
against Dottie Lewis?

I'm Regina Howard,

and I'm running
for Boston City Council.

It's Benny.
Do I know you?

I'm not
stalking you.

I'm stalking
your Corolla.

This is the first car
I ever owned.

Dad, why are you
on a dating app?

Your dad and I
are splitting up.

Sometimes you don't get
to choose who you love.

No, you don't.

I know I'm ready
to let go of this house,

but I don't know
that I'm ready

to let go
of everything else.

Are you saying
that maybe you'd stay?

Uh, we just
finished upstairs.

Okay.

Carter, when I asked
you to be our officiant,

I didn't think
it would mean

a phone call
every 28 seconds.

Okay, I will see you
and Delilah in an hour.

And the next time
you call me,

I am sending you
to voicemail.

Carter:
Your voicemail is full.

I know it's full.

It's full
of messages from you.

Bye.

Okay.
It may be our wedding,

but this is his
wedding day.

I know. I made a joke
about us eloping,

and he cried
for ten minutes.

[ Both chuckle ]

What are you guys
looking at?

I wanted to check out
some photos

of Halmoni
and Harboji's wedding

and see if their best man
wore a pocket square.

And he did.
But don't worry.

Mine is way cooler.

Look at your Dad.

I don't think I've ever
seen him without an apron on.

You know,
back in high school,

Greta used to come
by the Donut Palace

when I was working there.

Your mom was the Princess
of Donuts.

[ Chuckles ]

I know!

I still don't
understand why

you walked away
from the throne.

[ Chuckles ]
Right?

You know, somehow
Greta always knew

when I was working.

Yes, sure did.

What?

I got embarrassed
for a second.

But then I--
I remembered that

we're getting married
later today,

so I could just
tell you the truth,

which is...

I never knew
when you were working.

I just came by,
like, all the time

to see if you'd be there.

My hit ratio was like 10%.
[ Chuckles ]

What?
I didn't know that.

My dad never told me.

Obviously
he didn't approve.

No, no, I don't think
that was it.

I think he didn't
tell you because

he didn't want me
to seem needy.

I mean, he would
sneak me bear claws

just to make it look like
I had come there for the donuts.

Instead of for
the princess of them.

Mm.
Mm-hmm.

[ Door opens ]

I wish he
could be here.

[ Door closes ]

Don't worry. He is.
[ Chuckles ]

Obviously, based on
the energy you're giving

and I'm receiving,

you weren't
talking about me.

We were talking
about Harboji.

Yeah, and how
totally cool he was,

even if he wasn't
slinging crullers.

He'd be so happy
for you.

[ Sighs ]

You know, he used to give me
donuts half-price.

Oh, really?
'Cause Greta said--

Shh.

We're-- We're having
a nice moment.

[ Chuckles ]

Man: Yeah, that's exactly
what happened!

The pistons hit
and bent the valves,

which is why
I keep telling you folks,

"You gotta replace
those timing belts."

You're listening
to "The Auto Guys."

We'll be right back.

Why do you even
like this show?

In the nine years
that I have known you,

I have never once
seen you work on a car.

Announcer: City council
elections are coming up.

Do you know
who you're voting for?

If you're thinking
Regina Howard,

you should know the facts.

Oh, my God.

Here's what Regina Howard

had to say about
Councilwoman Lewis.

Regina: Most politicians
in this city

say they want to help
the homeless,

but Councilwoman Lewis
is actually doing something.

Announcer:
A ringing endorsement.

And yet now
- she's running against her. - What?!

Just another example
of how Regina Howard

flip-flops on the issues.

She has no experience
in public office.

In fact, her only experience
in the private sector

is two failed restaurants.

Regina Howard
equals failure.

And failure is not
what Boston needs.

That's enough of that.

I've only been
in the race for two weeks,

and she already has
attack ads out against me?

What I'm hearing is,
she's scared of you.

Yeah, I-- I would be
scared of me, too,

after hearing that.

I-- I mean,
she's not wrong.

Two of my
restaurants failed.

Yeah, but then you
got back on your feet,

started a new business,
and it's thriving.

Oh, we got to fight back.

We got to fight
fire with fire.

No, I don't-- I don't want
to stoop to her level.

Gina, this is what it means
to be in politics.

It's a dirty game.

♪

Hey, Benny, just
calling to make sure

we're still on
for Friday.

[ Water trickling
in background ]

What am I hearing?
Are you peeing?

'Cause we're not
there yet, Benjamin.

No, I'm not peeing.

You'll be happy to know
I'm washing the car.

Oh, you're washing
my car?

No, I'm washing my car,
which we know is mine

because if it were your car,
I wouldn't be washing it.

Haha.

We're all set
for Friday.

I found
four other guys.

Good.

Rome and Eddie are in
as long as the guys you bring

aren't ringers
like last time.

Ringers?

Just 'cause your best player
is in a wheelchair...

Hey, hey, you should save
the smack talk

for Friday, alright?

Hey, Gary.

Oh, excuse me.

My very attractive roommate

has entered the room.

What's up?
Inez just called.

She has a fever,

so she can't
watch Javi tonight.

I might just
swing by the mall

and get
a tuxedo onesie.

They'll never have
your size.

Boom. Roasted.

Ha.

I don't want
to be the couple

that brings
a baby to a wedding.

What if he cries
during my toast, huh?

Steps on my laughs?

I have a--
I have a Seinfeld

cadence thing going on.

[ As Seinfeld ] Okay.
People are gonna love it.

Hey, if you want,
I can look after him.

I'm just staying in tonight
and doing laundry.

[ Normal voice ] Look at you,
doing laundry, washing cars.

How about you
come over here,

watch Javi tonight,

and you can use our
laundry machines for free?

Uh, Gary... Deal.

Say...
like 4:00-ish.

That give you
enough time to vacuum

the inside of my car?

Bye.

[ Chuckles ] Boom.

What did you
just do?

What did I just do?

I just solved a problem
within 14 seconds

of you presenting it
to me.

I should throw
on some headphones

and cut to a commercial because
you're in the room with--

Why is your face
doing that?

I'm not leaving our
4-month-old baby

with some rando whose
only decision making

I'm aware of is buying
your old lemon of a car.

Benny's not a rando.

He's great.

And he's majoring
in children's literature.

Oh, poor decision
number two.

Okay, that's fair.

But he could probably read
his senior thesis

to Javi as
a bedtime story.

I don't know the guy.

Yeah, I do.

I'm going to call
Eddie and see

if he has any sitters
he can recommend.

How about we go with a sitter
that I can recommend?

Eddie? Talk about
poor decisions.

I don't
want to wear it.

Charlie?!
I don't want to wear it!

I take it she loves
the dress.

More than life itself.

[ Door slams ]

I spent the whole car ride
trying to explain to her

that you
and I had a baby,

even though we never
had a wedding.

Oh, so I don't miss
all the fun parenting moments.

[ Chuckles ]

Hey, I'm sorry
I didn't offer

to have you
stay with us.

I just didn't want it
- to be confusing for her. - I get it.

But you don't have to worry
about that anymore,

'cause I, uh, started
looking at places,

and I should have
something soon.

So it's official.
You're staying.

Yeah, I am.

[ Cellphone buzzes ]

Oh, it's Carter.

He wants to make sure
I'm in the car.

Hi. Yes, I'm in
the car right now.

You don't hear
the blinker?

[ Whispering ] So bad.

Okay, fine.
I'm almost in the car.

But I had to take
your call.

So, really,
you're the one delaying me.

[ Door opens and closes ]

Everyone take one,
Okay?

It'll help with nausea
when we're on the boat.

[ Chuckles ]
Greta: Oh, smart.

And nobody is allowed to yak
on these sweatshirts, alright?

I spent way too much effort
hand-painting that "S."

Guys, a wedding
on the water.

It's going to be
so beautiful.

There's actually a really
sweet story behind it.

When Greta was a kid,
she used to watch

"The Love Boat"
with her parents.

Yeah, every week,

couples would board
that boat and find love.

Hence the name.

Sure, they'd fight when
they got to Acapulco,

but by the time
they got to Mazatlán,

oh, set for happily
ever after.

Of course, it was
a different time

and catered exclusively

to heterosexual
same-race couples.

Totally.

And if you saw
a black female guest star

in the opening credits,

you knew Isaac
was gonna get some.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, I would
watch that show

every Saturday night
each week.

I'd just-- Dying to see
a gay couple on there.

- Oh.
- There-- There never was one.

That's why we want
to get in a boat

and tell the world
we're in love.

[ Carter chuckles ]
Oh, that's amazing.

Also, every other
venue was booked.

[ Thunder rumbles ]
Oh, no, it's really coming down.

Oh, don't worry.

I checked the forecast
on three different apps.

It's just a passing drizzle.

[ Thunder booms ]

Boat Captain: Coast Guard
won't let us leave the dock.

I'm sorry.

Your wedding's not
happening today.

♪

Greta:
- Get in. get in. - Yeah, I'm soaked.

[ Thunder rumbles,
rain falling ]

[ Sighs ]

If it gets
any worse out there,

I call dibs
on the life preserver.

This is a disaster.

We need to call everyone
and postpone.

Lukasz: Ahoy there, Mateys.

Welcome
to the Salty Seagull.

Pick your poison.

Oh, sorry.
We just ducked in

to step out
of the rain...

I'll take
a vodka tonic.

And if there's any kind
of early-bird special

to double it
for a dollar,

sign me up.

You got it.

The name's Lukasz.

Um, the rest of you,

let me know if I can
get you anything.

Thank you.

Greta: I can't
believe this.

Katherine: Oh,
the boat was booked out

for the next
three months.

I'm going to start
making calls.

Give me the RSVP list.

Alright.

Wait, don't call
anyone yet.

I think I just
got an idea.

Maggie: Mm-hmm.
Okay. Yeah.

Oh, no, no.

I-- I totally understand.

Yeah. Yeah.

You're-- You're busy
'cause you're in demand.

That's...

Oh, you do?

That would be great.
Uh, yeah.

What is her number?
Uh-huh.

And how old
is your niece?

Hey, can you ask whoever
that is to hold on for a sec?

Uh, Janice, would you mind
holding on for one sec?

Janet, sorry.
Sorry. Yeah.

Could you hold on
for one second?

Sorry.

[ Cellphone beeps ]

I think
I found somebody.

Yeah, I heard.

You're going to leave
our baby with someone

you've never met
who came recommended

by someone else
you've never met,

instead of leaving him
with my friend.

[ Sighs ]

[ Cellphone beeps ]

Janet, I need
to call you back.

Maggie: You can read as many
books as you want,

but just make sure
that Javi is down

sometime between
7:25 and 7:30.

Anywhere in that
five-minute window.

[ Clears throat ]

I know these times
are specific, but...

Hey, I get it.

The key to sleep training
is staying consistent.

My sister's going through it
with my nephew right now.

Oh, so you have
a baby nephew

that's-- that's approximately
the same age as Javier?

Yeah, the little guy's
five months now.

Just a little older
than you, buddy.

They live on the West Coast.
Can't wait to meet him.

Oh.
So like I said,

sometime between
7:25 and 7:30.

Where is Javi?

[ Javi coos ]

There he is.

Where is Javi?[ Javi giggles ]

There he is.

Admittedly, the bit
is pedestrian,

but he's crushing it.

He does appear
to be crushing it.

Alright, gentlemen,
we're off.

[ Sighs ]

We'll be back, uh,
no later than 12:00, 12:30.

We'll be home
by 11:00.

The woman lives
for local news.

[ Chuckles ]
See you later.

[ Door opens ]

Okay, Gina, when
the caterers get here,

direct them
to the kitchen.

On it.

Um, does this place
have a kitchen?

Yeah. Okay, great.

Thank you.

Rome, can you help move

some of the tables
to clear out the space?

Consider it done.

Carter,
make sure the florist

knows where we are.

Aye, aye, Captain!

I don't care
that I'm not on a boat.

I promised myself
I would say that today.

Brides, something tells me
that this place

does not shy away
from a little holiday decor.

Can you check
the stock room

and see if you can find
something subtle?

Yep.
We're on it.

D, are you sure
we can make this place

look good enough
for our wedding?

Trust me,
it's going to look great.

All we need to do is take
everything tacky off the walls,

which is basically everything.

No offense.

Despite what my outfit
might suggest,

I have no emotional
connection to this job.

[ Cellphone buzzes ]

Eddie, hey.
Good news.

When I was out picking up
the tealight candles,

I found the acrylic paint
for the life preserver.

It's midnight blue,
which honestly,

looks no different
from 11:00 p.m. blue.

Amazing.

Don't forget
Greta's suit.

Yeah,
it's right here.

[ Shakily ]
Oh, my God.

Charlie.
What?

Charlie:
I made it pretty.

I got to call you back.

Man, we're gonna
need a boat

just to get to the wedding
that is no longer on a boat.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

Oh. Uh-oh.

Benny.

Aww, look at that.

Even with the disguise,

our little guy
is really cute.

[ Chuckles ]
It's a winner.

Almost makes up
for the fact

that he has such
an overprotective mom.

Are we-- we gonna
talk about this now?

We can or we could just
forget it ever happened?

That seems--
That seems right.

Let's do that.

I'm sorry.

I just-- It's really hard
for me to leave him.

Believe me when I say
that I get it.

It's also hard for me
to leave him.

I also want him left
in the best possible care.

Sometimes it feels like
you're the manager,

and I can't even get
a key to the register.

What are you
talking about?

We make all of our parenting
decisions together.

[ Sirens wail ]

Are you really
bringing up the home birth?

No, actually, that's not
what I was thinking.

But it is a good example

of how me not being
on board with something

doesn't keep it
from happening

the way it
does with you.

Name one other thing.

Sleep training.

You told me
you supported that.

Yeah. After you bought out
an entire Barnes Noble.

I just wanted you to know
the benefits of it.

[ Chuckles wryly ] No.

You basically
gave me an ultimatum.

Agree with me

or do a book report on this
huge stack of books.

[ Scoffs ] You're right.
I'm-- I'm sorry.

I think it's just really
hard for me to let go.

I'm not just saying
this for me.

It's good for you, too.

And I think it's important
that Javi see his parents

as a united front.

You don't have to raise
our kid by yourself.

I just
need to accept that

you're the Kathie Lee
to my Hoda.

Huh. Well...

I'm diverse,
so that makes me Hoda.

You're just the white lady
that sits next to me

drinking wine
way too early.

[ Chuckles ]

The kitchen is this way.

And you know what?

Let's all agree
to wait till Monday

to tell
the health inspector

about whatever we may find
in there.

Yeah, just over there.

[ Cellphone chimes ]
Cool.

[ Door opens and closes ]

Thought you
should see this?

Man: Councilwoman Lewis,
before you head out,

I would like to show you
where our volunteers

are putting together the meals

for the free school
lunch program.

It'll only take a minute.

Dottie: Oh, take two.

[ Sighs ]
Unbelievable.

We have to feed
these kids now, too?

Do their parents
not do anything?

What's next?

Are we going to be tucking
them into bed at night?

Rome: Oh, my God.

Why would someone
send this to me?

It's horrible.

What are you
talking about?

This is great.
Wait till people see this.

What? I am not showing this
to anybody.

Oh, you have to.

She's playing ads with
a glowing sound bite

that you gave her.

People need to hear
this sound bite, too.

No. I-- I want to win

because my constituents
see who I am

and want me
to represent them,

not because I engage
in character assassination.

You need to respond
because the longer that ad

sits out there
with no response,

the more people
are going to believe it.

♪

You know, you have
really good handwriting.

I better. I write things on
people's bodies permanently.

[ Door opens ]
A fair point.

Hm.
Lana: Whoo! [ Chuckles ]

Mom? Dad? Uh, what
are you two doing here?

Lana: Hi, honey.

[ Door closes ]

You realize
it's your wedding day?

You look surprised
to see us.

Oh, just surprised
to see you together.

Not "together"
together.

If there's a--
a singles table,

sign me up.

We just came by
to drop off

something special
for Katherine.

Oh, that's--
that's really sweet.

It was your
mother's idea.

It's a little something sexy

for Katherine to wear
on your wedding night.

[ Chuckles ] It was your
mother's idea.

And yet you did nothing
to stop her?

Sweetie, look, I know
that this was not

what you had planned,

but if it makes you
feel any better

on our wedding day,

everything went to hell
in a hand basket.

I always say
the worst wedding days

result in
the best marriages.

I don't know if you've seen
Dad's dating profile recently,

but you two are separated.

Yeah, I did see it, actually.

It came up on mine.

Don't worry.
I swiped left.

Oh, my God.

Why are you telling me this
right before my wedding?

You were right, Lon.

She is a bridezilla.[ Scoffs ]

Unbelievable.

[ Door opens and closes ]

This can't be happening.

[ Stall door unlatches ]

Greta?

Hey.

[ Sighs ]

This is a disaster.

And I know
you're going to say

everything's
going to be fine, but...

No, you're right.

This is a total
tear-down.

This is not what I hoped for
for our wedding day.

I don't want to be one
of those couples that says,

"Oh, everything
going wrong

on the wedding day,
that's a good thing."

Then 25 years later,
I see you on a dating app

and I have to swipe left!

My parents are here.

Oh.

[ Rain falling ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Inhales deeply ]

You know what's great
about us?

Not our wedding-planning
abilities.

No, those are literally
in the toilet.

What's great about us
[Chuckles]

is that when one
of us is spiraling,

the other one steps up.

And unless I'm mistaken,

it seems like
you're the one that needs

to be spiraling
right now.

So it's my turn
to step up.

[ Breathes deeply ]

We are getting married today,
right here.

I mean, not right here,
but out there.

You really want to get married
in this gross bar?

Gross
is an understatement.

This may be the most depressing
bar I have ever seen.

And I went to
all of Eddie's early gigs.

So if you're asking me,
"Do I want to get married

in this tacky bar?"
the answer is no.

But if the question is,

"Do I always want
to be able to say

that I was married to you
for as long as possible?"

the answer
is absolutely yes.

So I pick this
dump of a bar today

over any beautiful venue

that we might
be able to find

two weeks from now.

Because that way,
for the rest of forever,

I can say that
I was married to you

for two weeks longer
than I would have been.

[ Chuckles ]

Well, when you
put it like that...

Delilah's out there

putting lipstick
on this pig.

Whatever it ends up
looking like,

we are going to have
a wonderful wedding.

Because the truth is...

the only thing I'm going
to be looking at is you.

♪

While you are
in a good mood...

Mm-hmm?

...my mother bought
you lingerie.

I cannot believe that
you are moving back.

[ Both chuckle ]

What made you want
to leave France?

Was it the art, the wine,
the incredible bread?

[ Chuckles ]
I get it. It's enough already.

Well, selling the house

brought me back
to the States.

And then since
I've been back,

I just realized how much
I missed you guys.

We missed you, too.

And I missed too many things

with Sophie and Danny.

Their life is here.

And Charlie should be
near her dad.

Yeah.

How is all
of that going?

What do you mean?

I mean co-parenting
when you're not a couple.

Oh.

I-I know that

even for me and Gary,
it's difficult sometimes.

Well...

Eddie's been really
incredibly sweet

about everything.

I mean, sure,
we've had our growing pains,

but I think
we're just both

determined
to make it work.

Whatever that means.

What does that mean?

What?
No, no, no. [ Chuckles ]

It's not like that.

Is it because you
don't want it to be?

You know, D,

I came into this
friend group

after all of that.

If memory serves,

you still got caught
in some of the crossfire.

Yes, indeed.
And that was super fun.

But my point is,
ever since you got back,

whenever I see you
and Eddie together,

it just makes sense.

And, you know,

all the things
and the reasons

why you couldn't be
together before

aren't really here.

They are, though.

There's kids involved,

and I don't want
to do anything

that would hurt them
or Eddie or...

[Inhales deeply]
anyone else.

Whatever Eddie and I were,

he-- he's moved on.

So have I.

♪

♪

Here it is.

Are you sure
this is okay?

I think it
is beautiful idea.

[ Chuckles ]

I go help Katherine
get ready.

Okay.
Right through there.

Charlie:
Look what I found!

Hey, sweetie.

Oh! Charlie,
put that down.

Charlotte!

You see that guy
chasing the toddler

who's sprinting
with a dart?

That's the babysitter recommendation

that you valued
more than mine.

Way to be
the bigger person.

Eddie: Charlie!
Put it down now!

Give me that.

Oh, thank you.

You're welcome.

[ Sighs ]
Is that my suit?

Yeah, about that...

Oh, God.
What happened?

What happened
is an amazing plan "B."

Have I seen what's
in this bag before?

Actually, you have.

Oh, yes, please,
definitely be cryptic.

I haven't had enough
surprises on my wedding day.

Quick question.

Am I still marrying
the same person?

The day's not over yet.

Ooh, scissors!

Charlie!

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Knock on door ]

If you're Greta,
don't come in.

It's just me.

Wow.

[ Chuckles ]

Mm.
Thank you.

I knew I needed to see you
before the ceremony.

Otherwise we'd be in
for even more waterworks.

Also, I'm here to give you
a gentle kick in the tush.

It's go time.
Everyone's ready.

We're just missing
a bride.

You!
No, Greta's out there.

I-- I was trying
to be cute.

It backfired. Okay.
Thanks, Carter.

You can cue the music.
There's music, right?

It's gonna be great.

[ Door opens and closes ]

[ Speaking Korean ]

Thanks so much, Mom.

I wish Dad could
be here today.

But I'm so glad

you get to walk me down
the aisle this time.

♪

Carter:
Gentle kick.

Oh.

[ Guitar playing
"Takes My Breath Away" ]

♪ Sometimes it amazes me

♪ How strong the power
of love can be ♪

♪ Sometimes you just
take my breath away ♪

[ Mouthing words ]

♪ You watch my love grow
like a child ♪

♪ Sometimes gentle
and sometimes wild ♪

♪ Sometimes you just
take my breath away ♪

Is that Dad's tuxedo?

Mm.
[ Speaks Korean ]

♪ Beauty is there
in all I see ♪

♪ And when I feel
your eyes on me ♪

♪ Ooh, don't you know
you just take my breath away? ♪

♪

Good evening.

Dearly beloved,
the rain could not stop us.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

When we were
growing up,

I never thought I'd have
the chance to be myself,

and I certainly never thought
I'd get the chance

to be myself with you.

I mean,
I dreamed about it.

I wrote about it in my--
in my diary.

A lot, in detail.

[ Light laughter ]

But I-I never thought
it would actually happen.

In high school,
our English teacher always said

the best stories are
surprising and inevitable.

And that's what
our love is.

Katherine,

I loved you
when we were young,

I love you now,
and I will love you forever.

♪

Greta, I love
that you're wearing

what my dad wore
on his wedding day.

The idea that
for the rest of my life,

whenever I open my eyes
in the morning,

you'll be there,

is my dream come true.

I learned only this morning

that you used to come by
the donut shop

to try to run into me.

It's like my dad somehow knew
before I did

that we were meant
to be together.

He was just giving you
those donuts

as a way to convince you
to be patient,

to wait for me,

to be ready.

Greta...

I am ready.

[ Breathes deeply ]
I'm ready to laugh.

I'm ready to love.

But most of all,
I'm ready for all the happiness

that you finally made me realize
that I deserve.

♪

They're supposed to do that
after I tell them to,

but I get it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

♪ It ain't my fault that
I'm out here getting loose ♪

♪ Gotta blame it on the Goose

♪ Gotta blame it
on my juice, baby ♪

♪ It ain't my fault that
I'm out here making news ♪

You remember the last time
we were at a big party

and you snuck into the coat room
to make out with me?

I know where
you're going with this.

And now we can just make out
right here in front of everyone.

Actually, I was gonna
to suggest that later

we sneak off to the coat room
and make this thing official.

♪ Blame it on my juice

♪ Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee [ Laughs ]

♪ Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya

♪ Blame it on my juice,
blame it, blame it on my juice ♪

Oh, my God!
Six o'clock.

♪ No, I'm not
a snack at all ♪

Okay. It's Delilah dancing
with her kids.

I don't think that's
an "Oh, my God."

Sorry.
My six o'clock.

♪ Ain't my fault that
I'm out here getting loose ♪

Oh, my God.
I know.

Wow.
I can't stop watching.

I know!

It's like
the sex-ed video

they showed us
in the eighth grade.

[ Laughs ]
With the same actors.

Yeah, well,
good for them.

Greta wanted them
to get back together.

Oh, no,
they're not back together.

Yeah, in the buffet line,
Lana told us

that her and Lon are now
"Parents with Benefits."

Yikes!

Gary: Wait.
Where is his other hand?

- Gary.
- Please, just...

let me have this.

Mnh-mnh.
No, no, no, no.♪ Got lost in my DMs

♪ What, my DMs

Hey, sweetie.

The caterer is getting you
chicken nuggets. Huh?

Delilah:
Ooh, and after that,

Danny and Milo are gonna
drive you and, uh, Theo back.

Until then, please,

have some fun out here.

Wait, Dad.
Dance with us.

Yeah, Daddy.
Dance with us.

Yeah, Daddy,
dance with us!

Come on!
[ Laughs ] Okay.

Hey, let me
have your phone.

I want to take a picture
of all of us together.

♪ Blame it on my juice

Aw!
[ Chuckles ]

♪ Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee Picture!

Guys ready?
Yes.

♪ Blame it,
blame it on my juice ♪

♪ Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee,
ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee ♪

- Nuggets!
- Oh, uh, I got her.

You go chase
that nugget.

[ Louis Armstrong's
"Solitude" plays ]

May I have this dance, please?

Oh, I don't know
if I know how.

Why don't we
figure it out together?

[ Both laugh ]
Okay.

You... Whoa.

Ooh!
[ Laughs ]

Ahhh!

Now me.♪ With memories

[ Both laugh ]

Ooh!♪ Of days gone by

All right.

[ Sighs ]

What's up, Charlie?
You gonna eat all those?

Not if there's
no dipping sauce.

I'll go get you some.

But you stay here
with Uncle Gary, okay?

'Kay.

Dipping sauce.

What's this?

Hey, it's Jon. Uh...

I was hoping to speak to you,
not just leave a message...

Can I borrow that?♪ With memories

I just need you
to do me a favor.

Love each other.

♪ That never die

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

You've gotta be
kidding me.

It's not the last call
he made.

No, yeah, it was.

When I came in
to give him the mail,

he was standing
on the balcony

just finishing up the call.

He made a call
right after that.

To you.

♪

Thank you, ma'am.

[ Laughs ]

I'm gonna go
check on the kids.

So you must go.

What the hell is this,
Ed?

Huh?

Jon left you
a voicemail?!

Please.
Not here, okay?

I don't want to wreck
Katherine's wedding.

♪

Start talking, Ed.

I know, man.
I'm sorry.

I just felt so guilty.

You have every right
to be angry.

I'm not angry.
I'm furious.

You've been sitting on this
the whole time?!

I didn't know
how to tell you.

I don't care about me.

You have a child with her.

The last thing Jon did

was give you permission
to be with Delilah.

No, he was telling me
that he knew about us.

It might have sounded
like that the first time

you heard it,
but think, man, think.

Come on.

We know so much more now.

The man was suffering.

So much so that he couldn't
take care of the people

that he loved,
but he knew that you loved D.

[ Scoffs ]

You still love her,
don't you?

Gary, come on, man.

Yes or no?

That is very complicated.

It's really not.

When I was trying to make
things work with Katherine,

- I meant every moment of that.
- And I don't know if you heard,

but Katherine is married
to a woman now.

That door is so closed for you
on so many levels.

And to be honest,
it's a wonder

that it was ever even
a little bit open.

Yeah, but there's kids involved.

What kids? Huh?

The one you have in common?

Or the ones that you helped
through everything

while she was in France?

Or your son,
who I just watched

you and Delilah
and Charlie dance with

together like a family?

The family that
you should be.

Ed, the only person
that's keeping the two of you

from being together now
is you.

What if everyone hates us?

I'm the president
of everyone who hates everyone.

[ Chuckles ]

And I am begging you
to do this.

Trust me.

I'll find another reason
to hate you.

[ Coughing ]

You okay?

Ugh! Yeah.
[ Inhales sharply ]

Oh, my God.

Gary, we need to get you
to a hospital, man.

No, Ed, no.
We're not gonna do that.

Like you said,

we're not gonna wreck
Katherine's wedding.

But, Gary, come on!

No.

Don't make this the reason
that I hate you.

♪

Ugh.
[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Softly ]
Yeah, we're okay.

Okay.

Now, if you'll
excuse me...

I have a toast to give.

♪

And then you met Eddie,
and that was what we will

affectionately call
a detour.

But seriously, Katherine,

you are such an incredible
friend to all of us.

And the truth is,

you haven't always gotten
as much back from us

as you've given,
which is why I think

I speak for everyone
when I say we are so thrilled

that you found Greta.

It's been some crazy times.

You met so many people.

A lot of wins,
couple body blows,

but-- but mostly wins.

And then one day
you just said,

"Nah, what I really want is
what I had in the eighth grade."

[ Laughter ]

And what did that
look like, huh?

Trading friendship bracelets

and watching
"My So-Called Life."

[ Laughter ]

Slumber parties.
You know what I'm talking about.

We don't need
to know everything,

but I'd like to know
a few things.

This is probably, uh,
an understatement,

but our friend group
has been through a lot,

especially
these last few years.

And, uh, we're often reminded
of just how short life can be...

[ Clears throat ]
Sorry. Sorry.

Uh, of just how short
life can be. Be.

And, uh, as someone
who found my--

my soul mate
later in life,

I just gotta say,
watching you two

make every moment count

is so beautiful...

♪

...and inspiring

and...

You know,
at the end of the day,

we just-- we gotta remember
what's most important,

and that...

is that
we love each other.

Right?

I know I don't say it
enough, but...

I love you guys.

♪

To eighth-grade love.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Rome:
Eighth-grade love!

Congratulations,
you two, huh?

♪

We are married.

We totally are.
[ Laughs ]

You know, I'm gonna
clink glasses,

but I'm not gonna drink
because champagne

gives me a headache,

and I don't want to have
a headache later.

Fair enough.

Between you wearing
what my dad wore to his wedding

and me having lingerie
that your mom got me,

um, what do you say
that tonight we just cuddle?

Carter: Wow!

There really is a drop-off
in sex once you get married.

[ Laughter ]

You guys, thank you so much
for giving me a lift home.

Surge pricing in the rain
is ridiculous, am I right?

Greta, if you're really not
gonna drink that champagne,

I'm a little parched
from the ceremony.

Thank you.

Are you sure you want
to do this?

Regina: You said I need
to respond to Dottie.

This is how
I want to respond.

Okay, let's go live.

Hello.
I'm Regina Howard.

And as you probably know,

I'm running
for Boston City Council.

By now, I'm sure many of you
have heard the attack ad

put out by my opponent,
Councilwoman Dottie Lewis.

Well, it's my turn
to tell you something.

Politics are full of people
who will tear you down

just to get ahead.

That's why so many great people
don't run for office.

And it's a part
of running for office

I wish
I didn't have to face.

But if this is
the price of admission,

then I'm willing to pay it
because I care about Boston,

and I care about
our community.

And, yeah,

two of my restaurants
did fail.

But I have a new company,
and it's thriving

because I never give up,

which is the real thing
Boston needs--

someone who will
fight for you,

someone who knows
your struggles,

because
I've been there, too.

♪

[ Sighs ]
What a beautiful night.

I can't believe
we pulled it off.

It's like we set up
a whole party

for Greta's parents
to make out.

[ Both chuckle ]

What is it?

Listen, D, I overheard
you talking to Maggie earlier

about why you're staying, and...

to be honest, part of me
was hoping you'd say

it was because of us.

And I know you told Maggie
that I'm over you,

but the truth is,
I am not.

And after tonight, I just
couldn't wait another mi--

♪

Maggie:
Ugh! Oof.

All right,
going forward,

I'm just gonna have to
wrap my head around the idea

that everybody knows
that I am short.

[ Laughs ]

Ah.

I texted Benny.

Oh, I did, too.
[ Chuckles ]

Like 67 times, so...

You were right.
He's fantastic.

And I know I need to be better
at co-parenting.

Nah, you're doing great.

Yeah, the truth is,
Javi's very lucky

to have his mom
take the lead.

Okay.
What is going on with you?

You've been acting all weird
and sappy all night.

[ Scoffs ]

And you--
you just missed our turn.

We have to
make a stop first.

That's why I texted Benny.

And Dr. Stein.

Earlier tonight, I...

I coughed up some blood.

So we need to go
to the hospital.

♪

♪

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