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once upon a time,

there were three little girls
Who went to the police academy.

and they were assigned
Very hazardous duties.

but I took them
Away from all that,

and now they work for me.

my name is charlie.

Thank you.

Hello?

it’s charlie, angel.

time to go to work.

Hello?

it’s charlie, angel.

time to go to work.

Okay.

Hello?

it’s charlie, angel.

time to go to work.

Good morning,
Woodville, they're inside.

Good, charlie'll be
Calling any minute now.

Will you set up the
Projection machine, bosley?

Right, I suppose I'm
To be left behind again

For the really heavy stuff.

Look after the
Office, answer the mail,

Pick up the phone when it rings.

Sorry, bosley. Mm-hm.

Sabrina, why can't I ever
Come out ahead of the bank?

I think you have to put
In more than you take out.

Ah, is that the trick?

Well, it helps.

Are you trying to get me fat?

No, I'm trying to
Get you healthy.

Good morning.

Good morning.

— good morning, ladies. — hi.

You're all looking very chipper.

Ready for the launching pad?

Any idea what this one's
All about, woodville?

Charlie'll let you
Know when he calls.

Why does it always
Have to be on the phone,

Why can't we ever see charlie?

I believe that was very clearly
Spelled out when you were hired.

Nobody sees charlie except me.

He's a very private person.

I know that, but
To work for a man

You've never laid eyes
On seems so impersonal.

And you ms. Monroe, would
Like to make it personal?

Come on, be a pal.

I can't tell you how many
Hours I've spent lying in bed

Trying to put a face,
And a body on that voice.

Beats watching the
Late show, I imagine.

Make yourselves comfortable.

Don't tell me you've
Fallen for charlie.

- a voice on the telephone?
- mm-hm.

Don't be silly. Mm-mm.

Here we go.

All present and
Accounted for, sir.

good morning, angels.

Good morning, charlie.

are we ready, bosley?

Give me just a moment, sir.

this is a tough one, angels,

I doubt if I could do it
Myself, even if I wanted to.

needs the fem/nine touch.

all right, woodville.

All set, sir?

First slide.

now this'll be your
Scene of operations.

the samarra vineyards
In the valley of the moon.

15,000 acres of the finest
Wine country in california.

it was founded by
This man, vincent la mer,

who van/shed seven years ago

and his whereabouts
Are unknown to this day.

Any theories, charlie?

no evidence of foul play,

no ransom demand,
No farewell note,

simply disappeared
Without a trace.

But you think
There's more to it?

I'd say our client is convinced

that vincent la
Mer was murdered.

Who's the client, charlie?

all in good time.

samarra is now
The responsibility

of rachel la mer,
Vincent’s second wife,

but she isn’t
Equipped for the job,

unfortunately, she’s become
Too fond of the stuff they bottle.

How does she manage?

with the help of this man:

beau creel.

truck driver.

then foreman, now he
Has the run of the house.

The whole house?

every room.

Well, I hate a man
Without ambition.

watch out for
Beau creel, angels.

the people who work for
Him can tell you what he's like.

a great white shark.

Charlie, you said
La mer's second wife.

very good, jill.

woodville?

the first mrs. La mer.

originally from
Brighton, england.

the little girl is
Their only child, janet.

Where are they now?

the mother died a
Year or two later.

janet passed from one
Member of the family to another,

till she was old enough
To go out on her own.

she’s out there now,
Somewhere in the world,

and saturday vincent la mer
Will be declared legally dead.

if janet doesn’t show up,

all of samarra belongs
To rachel la mer.

and that’s where
You come in, angels.

woodville will brief you,

he has every scrap of
Information you'll need...

make sure you're letter perfect.

Charlie, I was just
Wondering, if I could...

not just now, bosley.

but don't give up hope.

Oh, no.

And where will you be, charlie?

where I always am, with
My nose to the grindstone.

the waters run deep
In this case, angels,

and I'm up to my hips right now.

Here you are, charlie.

Bless you, my dear.

Hey.

Can I help you, mister?

I'd like to see mrs.
La mer, is she in?

Who'd like to see her?

Tell her janet la mer.

Who'd you say?

Janet la mer.

I used to live here.

You stay right where you are.

Mr. Creel?

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Beau, I was talking
To you, please!

In a minute, in a minute.

Yeah, what is it, wilder?

There's a girl outside.

She says she's janet la mer.

What are we going to do?

All right, leave her to me.

Bring her in.

Now are you going
To be all right?

I mean, can you handle her?

All right, well, listen.

You just be nice to her
And I'll take care of the rest,

All right?

Morning.

Hi.

You, uh, say you're
Janet la mer?

Yes, I hope you don't mind,

I just wanted to
See what it was like,

The place where I was born.

Well, of course I don't mind.

The fact is, I've been wondering
About you for some time.

I don't suppose you remember me.

Why, yes!

You're beau creel.

You drive one of
My father's trucks.

I used to, I, uh,

Run the place now
For mrs. La mer.

How nice.

How did you happen
To come back just now?

Well, I guess you could
Call it kind of a crazy impulse.

I've been out of
Touch with everything

Ever since I left england.

Rattling around all
Over the place on my bike.

And then all of a
Sudden it was california,

And I thought, oh,
It's just over that hill.

So here I am.

Yeah, well, uh, I guess
You and mrs. La mer

Will have a lot to talk
About in the next few days.

You will stay, won't you?

Thank you, I'll
Just get my things.

Oh, no, don't bother.

I'll have them brought
Up to you, ms. La mer.

Why don't you show her upstairs?

Janet.

May I call you janet?

I'd like that.

Wilder.

Let me see those bags.

See if you can find a passport.

Okay, take her bags up.

Get your servants
Out of the house.

Tell them to take
A few days off.

Uh, let me speak
To mr. Bancroft.

Tell him beau creel, from
The samarra vineyards.

yes, beau, what is it?

henry?

we got trouble.

Janet la mer showed up.

Oh, my god.

You know what that means.

Well, take it easy, we
Haven't lost a thing yet,

But you better get out here now.

I, uh, I’m due in court.

Now, henry, now!

Woodville, are you there?

yes. How's it going?

Everything's fine.

I'm all settled in.

if you need anything, just buzz.

Okay.

How do you know
She's the real girl?

Her passport.

Well, you can buy a
Passport on the black market.

For a couple of hundred dollars,

You can be whoever
You want to be.

Well, that's why you're here.

You knew the kid from
The day she was born.

Check her out.

Why would she come
Back after all these years?

I don't know.

Maybe she didn't
Buy the fact that her

Old man just disappeared.

Maybe she thought if
She came back to soon,

The same thing
Could happen to her.

Now wait a minute, beau,

I don't want to be party
To any rough stuff.

What do you think
Happens if she gets some

Fancy accountant to
Go through the books

And they find out we've taken

Over a quarter of a
Million off the top?

Now I've never heard you
Complain about your cut before.

I had business reverses!

I went along with you on that,

But I have to draw
The line somewhere.

You're across the line, henry.
You're an accessory to murder.

I wasn't here that night.

Now, I can prove that.

But when you found out,

You forgot to tell
The sheriff, didn't you?

Same thing.

Check her out.

Janet, would you mind coming

Into the living
Room for a minute?

Of course not.

Do you have everything you need?

Fine, thank you.

Rachel, the house looks lovely.

Thank you.

Are you on your way out?

- yea, I thought-—
- hello, janet.

Why, mr. Bancroft,
What a surprise!

How are you?

Just fine.

Good to see you.

Welcome home.

Sit down, sit down.

Well, well, well.

Do you still have that lovely
Old office on mooring street?

Yes, number 17.

It's good to know some
Things never change.

Yes, we go back a
Long way, don't we?

You know, I remember
The day you turned 6.

You rolled down to the office

Just to show me your
New chestnut pony.

"Bunky," I think you called him.

Forgive me, henry.

But it was my seventh birthday,

The pony was a gray,
And her name was cindy.

Don't you remember?

Yes, you're right about that,

I guess I got that all mixed up.

But there is one thing
I know I'm right about.

The milk?

You mean the warm milk?

At night.

He's doing better.

I had a glass of warm milk

Every night of my life
Before I went to sleep.

I still do.

I'll see to it you
Get some tonight.

Thank you.

Yes, that would be nice.

And rachel, don't forget,

She likes a little cinnamon
Sprinkled on the top.

No, mr. Bancroft. Nutmeg.

You've been testing
Me, haven't you? Why?

Yes, we have and I'm truly sorry

To have to you put you
Through that, janet, I...

Well, we had to make
Certain that you were in fact

Janet la mer.

As rachel's attorney,
I had to protect her

Against the possibility
That some adventurist

Might show up just about now.

You mean before saturday.

You knew about saturday?

About my father's will? Yes.

Well, then why pretend you
Just dropped in out of the blue?

Well, when I met you
And you were so kind,

I didn't have the
Heart to tell you.

I guess I was hoping I
Could find the right words.

But, uh... Well, now that
We're all such good friends

It doesn't have to
Be that different

Just because samarra's
Going to belong to me.

Rachel, I do hope you'll come

And visit whenever
You're in the neighborhood.

Oh, and beau,

I hope you'll stay on,

That is if you don't
Mind taking orders

From someone you probably
Still think of as a little girl.

Well, uh, we'll talk about
It ms. La mer, after saturday.

Of course.

Well, I'm off.

I think I'll just take a
Spin around the old place.

Henry, it's been
Marvelous seeing you.

And you.

Hey, mike, you want
To drive, or what?

Get over there.

Get in your own corner, pal.

Are you okay?

I think I'm all in one piece.

Back off, mike.

Guess we ran out of road.

My fault, I was sight-seeing.

Is it all right?

I don't know,
Let's check it out.

Here, let me give you a hand.

Yeah, the bike seems okay.

You know, I jockey this bronco
Half way around the world,

And the first time it throws
Me is when I come home.

You live around here?

I did when I was a child,
In the house on the hill.

You're janet la mer?

Yes.

Well, well, how are you?

Fine, thank you.

What's the matter?

Well, I thought
Maybe you'd remember.

Remember?

You know, when you were
Supposed to be asleep,

And you'd come out the window

And down the tree, and
Come down the hill to see me?

Of course, you must be—...

Aram kolegian.

Aram!

Aram kolegian.

It's been a long time.

It certainly has.

Hey, you remember that night?

Halloween! Halloween?

The blood oath.

How could I forget,
Halloween! The blood oath!

I never told anybody
About that, did you?

Well, of course not.

We promised, didn't we?

We did.

And no one ever knew.

Not a soul.

Well, I better be getting back,

They're probably
Worrying about me.

I hope we run into each
Other again sometime.

Say janet, you
Remember that time

In the barn down by the river?

You fell out of the hay loft,

I tried to catch you
And broke my collarbone.

I felt so awful about that.

It's all healed now.

That's good.

Well, goodbye, aram.

Come here, mike!

Come here!

Come here, mike!

Come on.

Come here, yeah.

You like her, huh?

Well, don't let that pretty
Face fool you, she's a phony.

There never was a
Barn down by the river.

Beau.

Beau!

Do we have to go
Through with this?

Rachel, I don't intend
On turning this place

Over to anyone.

Won't she taste it?

Not with nutmeg on top.

Now go on.

Come in.

I brought you milk.

I hope it's warm enough.

How kind of you.

Did you think I'd forget?

No, I didn't.

Well, pleasant dreams.

Rachel...

Thank you for everything.

Did you get everything?

Block of cement, canvas
Tarp and some nylon rope.

What about her motorcycle?

That's in the
Garage, I'll pick it up.

Okay, go in around back.

Won't be long.

Little bitty
Nightgown like that?

She'll catch her
Death in the swamp.

Just like her daddy did.

Whoever it is get rid of them!

Mrs. La mer? Yes?

I have to speak
To you, it's urgent.

It's late, you'll have
To come back tomorrow.

It will only take a second.

I understand there's
A young woman

In this house who
Claims to be janet la mer.

Claims to be? Yes.

The gasoline attendant in town

Told me that she refueled
Her motorcycle this morning,

And asked for directions
To samarra vineyard.

Show the man in.

How you doing?

I'm beau creel. I run the
Place for mrs. La mer.

Scott woodville,
I'm an attorney.

This girl, saying
She's an impostor?

First order, she's...

Well, I'm sorry, I'm not
At liberty to discuss

The details of the case.

Uh, where is she?

Oh, she's not here.

Not here? I don't understand.

Says she's going into town?

Any idea where? No.

Just to visit a
Childhood friend.

Said she wouldn't
Be back till late.

Well, I suggest that
When she does get back,

We have a sheriff
Waiting for her.

Oh, no need for you to
Stay here mr. Woodville,

We'll call sheriff
Hopkins ourselves.

Oh, very well.

I'm glad it will be
Taken care of tonight.

It would be very embarrassing

If those two women were to meet.

Two women?

Well, yes, the impostor
And the real janet la mer.

Oh, didn't I mention it?

There's good news,

Ms. La mer'll be flying in
Tomorrow morning at 10:00.

There's no need for
You to make any fuss,

She'll be staying at the hotel.

Hotel?

Why won't she... Won't
She be staying here?

I'm sure ms. La mer would
Rather explain that herself.

Good night.

Good night.

Looks like we just wasted
A glass of warm milk.

What are we going
To tell the sheriff?

She didn't come back,
She lost her nerve.

Tell wilder to bring in
The tarp and the rope.

What about the
Real janet la mer?

We'll take care of her
When the time comes.

I'll take the back.

Ahh!

What happened?

Well, I'll say this:

You got some nerve
Coming back here.

Did you really think I'd
Fall for that warm milk bit?

Lawyer named woodville
Just dropped by,

Said that the real janet la mer

Would be coming
By here tomorrow?

She got away?

Oh, nice try.

You know, I'll say this for
You. You sure came prepared.

But, all I got to do
Is call the sheriff

And he's going to put you
Away for a nice long stretch.

Fine, that'll give me
Plenty of time to tell him

About the kind of milkshakes
You serve around here.

Why did you come back?

Okay, she got away.

No one knows what I
Look like, it'd still work.

What are you after?

Half of whatever there is.

Half the vineyards?

Grapes?

Who's talking about grapes?

What else is there?

That's what I'm
Here to find out.

Find out about what?

I don't have to be a mind reader

To know what you
Two are thinking.

You get me to tell
You what I know,

And then you dump me some place.

Well, I'd advise
You not to do that.

Anything happens to me,
I've got friends out there.

Keep talking.

When we kidnapped janet la mer

That's all it was going to be.

I'd sell off everything and
We divvy up the proceeds.

We gave her a
Shot, a truth drug.

I ask her the questions,

And she filled me
In on everything

From the time she was a kid.

Then suddenly she started
Mumbling about some guys

Who made her a
Business proposition.

What guys?

I asked her that,
She didn't know.

What she did say was
That the vineyards

Were worth a fortune.

She said they
Mentioned a figure.

What figure?

20 million.

Here?

Well, well.

Well, don't you understand?

You gave her a needle.

She's dreaming.

You give somebody a truth
Drug and they tell you the truth.

Now, what could be on this
Place worth 20 million bucks?

That's what we're
Going to find out.

How?

First off, no milkshakes.

We keep an eye on her.

She's bright, but she
Doesn't know we know.

She'll make a slip,
Just one little slip

And that's all we need.

Then we'll make our move.

Do we have a deal?

That, my boy, is no motorcycle.

Make it look good,
You have an audience.

Jill, you look terrible.

Thank you.

See, bosley, never give
Up hope, plans do change.

Yes, indeed they do.

How much that
Jacket set you back?

A button.

How's kelly?

Last night they tried to
Drop her into the swamp.

Right next to her daddy.

Today they're thick as thieves.

They bought it then?

The whole package.

Oh, sabrina, one thing.

It seems there was
Someone in janet la mer's life

When she was a child.

I better fill you in
About the young man

With a pickup truck
And a dog called mike.

I'll tell you
About it in the car.

Bosley, I think perhaps I
Ought to sign something.

Oh.

I want to know who he
Is and what he's up to.

They just came in.

Yes, sir. The flowers
Have been taken care of.

May I help you?

Yes, I'm janet la mer.

Oh, yes, ms. La mer,

We have your reservation.

And may I say, welcome home.

Thank you.

It is the fourth floor?

Absolutely.

Uh, suite 400.

I'm afraid there's
Been some mistake.

Now, my sec...

Mr. Woodville, when I phoned you

From mexico city,
Didn't I tell you

That ms. La mer wanted
The fourth floor?

Isn't that what I requested?

Yes, sir.

I can assure you, ms. La mer,

Suite 400 is on
The fourth floor.

Yes, well, you don't
Seem to understand,

I meant, the fourth floor.

The entire floor?

Yes.

There are two of us.

But there are people
On the fourth floor.

Very well.

If you can't arrange it...

Oh, no, no, uh,

It'll take just a
Minute to move them.

You're very kind.

Ms. La mer, don't forget,

They're expecting
You at samarra.

Yes.

they're on their way up.

Her own plane and the
Whole fourth floor.

All that money and
She's back for more.

Money comes to money.

Not if we get
There first, henry.

Not if we get there first.

shall I put these
In the bedroom?

Yes, please.

It's a nice room, isn't it?

It's not bad.

It's a little overdone.

It's not bad, actually.

Kind of early america nothing.

Would you like me to have
Them send up some coffee?

No, I don't think so,

Maybe a little bit later.

How about a salad?

You didn't have anything
To eat on the plane.

Well, I suppose it's
Made me nervous,

Coming home again
For the first time.

Oh, ms. La mer, what
Lovely flowers.

I wonder who could
Have sent them.

There's a card.

Let's see.

Difficult to open.

"Welcome home, janet.

From an old family
Friend henry bancroft."

Do you remember him?

Yes, of course.

He used to come to
The house every sunday.

father used to say
If there ’s one person

in the world you can
Trust, it's henry bancroft.

Ms. La mer?

I'll let you know when the
Rest of the floor's ready.

thank you.

thank you.

thank you, miss.

His name's bosley.

He's at that motel on
The west end of town.

What's he do?

Says he's a bird watcher.

Bird watcher.

She takes a whole
Floor, he stays at a motel.

Why?

It's a cover.

Sh.

We got company.

I’ll get it.

Oh, come in.

It's mr. Bosley.

Coming.

Our friend the bird watcher.

won’t you sit down?

Thank you.

Well, mr. Bosley,
Right on time as usual.

Right on time for what?

It's about the deal,
I can just feel it.

can/ get you a drink?

No, no thank you,

Nothing for me, I've got
To keep a clear head today.

Odd thing, uh, I've never been
Overly impressed with money.

I'm a man of simple
Habits, my needs are few,

But suddenly to be
Within arm's length

of a king's ransom I...

I only hope that
Nothing goes wrong.

Don't worry, mr. Bosley.

Nothing will go wrong.

That's very kind of you.

Oh, that'll be los angeles.

Bosley, here.

charlie, here.

can you talk?

No problem, sir.

well, what do you think?

is it a-okay?

now, the test are
Very promising, sir,

as I was just
Indicating to ms. La mer.

you mean she’s
There with you now?

bosley'. You can say that, sir.

now, listen, bosley,
I want a yes or a no.

just that, you understand?

yes, or no.

did she sign?

No.

bosley, we’re
Talking about/millions.

will she?

I've convinced her.

good.

They're really carving her up.

and you’ll make
Your final test when?

that'll be in the morning, sir.

oh, and one more thing, bosley.

we'll have to move fast.

we're done for if that
Gang from overseas

hears about it, we
Can't outbid them.

Already here, sir.

We can roll as soon as
You get the equipment here.

you don’t have to worry
About my end, bosley,

I’m looking at some of
The equipment right now,

and believe me,
It's ready to move.

Well, then you know where
To reach me, ms. La mer.

Yes, of course.

If you'll just leave the
Papers with my secretary,

I'll sign them tonight.

Here you are.

Thank you. Well, goodbye.

Get going.

Don't let him out of your sight.

And you're sure she
Won't recognize you?

I told you, she was
Drugged the whole time.

All right, you'd better
Get on back to the house.

Have rachel fill you in on
Who you're supposed to be.

Okay.

I, uh, I don't trust that one.

What makes you
Think I do, henry?

Yeah, you were right, pal.

Living wage means
One thing up here

And something
Else down the hill.

So, sorry, are you all right?

It was my fault, no harm done.

Are you okay, mike? Hm?

Uh, yes. Thank you.

Stay in there, mike.

Good dog.

Aram?

Aren't you aram?

Aram kolegian?

Yeah, that's right.

But you don't remember me.

No?

And you've probably forgotten
All about our blood oath.

Janet la mer.

Yes.

This is getting
To be some curve.

You know you really
Haven't changed a bit.

You have.

Have I?

Well, little girls
Do grow up, they say.

Sometimes into beautiful women.

Thank you.

Hey,

How's your collar bone?

Which collar bone is that?

Well, don't you remember?

The day I fell out of
The hay loft in the barn.

The barn.

The barn down by the river.

You know, I'm
Getting pretty tired

Of meeting janet
La mers everyday.

What the devil
Are you two up to?

Who?

You. And the one yesterday,
The one that filled you in.

Filled me in about what?

You can turn it off, honey.

There never was a
Barn down by the river.

I made it up.

I see.

You going to give me away?

Give me a reason I shouldn't.

You didn't say anything
About yesterday's janet la mer.

No, I didn't.

Why not?

Anything she could do to
Shake up those two on the hill

Was okay with me.

You know, it's too bad
You weren't for real.

The girl I used to
Know had a lot of spunk.

She would have changed
Some things around here.

Ever since old man la mer
Disappeared it's been tough

For the people down the
Hill to get a fair break.

Things are going to
Change around here, aram.

Trust me.

Please don't give me away.

What's your name?

Sabrina.

Go shake them up, sabrina.

That tree.

I used to climb down it when
I was supposed to be asleep

And no one ever knew.

What can I say?

It's home.

That lawyer fellow, woodville,

I guess he told you
About the imposter?

Yes.

She was working with the
Two men who drugged me.

Must have been an
Awful experience.

Well, fortunately,
All I remember about it

Is her voice.

That dreadful
Girl leaning over me

Asking question
After question after...

Well, it doesn't...

And, uh, you're rachel's
Cousin, georgette?

From houston.

Yes,

Well,

You're very pretty.

Thank you.

It must be nice to be
Home, safe and sound.

Yes, it is.

And on saturday,
Samarra is all yours.

Well, not really, henry.

What do you mean by that?

Well, on saturday,
Samarra may be mine by law,

But no by right.

After all the love and the
Care that you've given to samarra

All these years, rachel,

I couldn't dream of
Taking it away from you.

You mean, you're
Letting me keep it?

Quite simply, yes.

Well, that's the most
Generous thing I've ever heard.

Well, it's very
Easy to be generous

When you're the only niece
Of a number of rich relatives,

All of whom died childless.

I've been very lucky.

You can work out the
Details with mr. Woodville,

Can't you henry?

Yes, yes, yes, of course.

I don't know what to say.

Well, there's just
One small thing.

What's that?

I've been traveling quite a
Lot, and when I was in tibet,

I met an old man in the
Lamasery who taught me

That the true power
Of money is in giving,

And leaving something to show
That your life had been useful.

Well, wherever I've gone,

I've tried to remember
What he taught me.

I helped to build a church
In a tiny indian pueblo,

And a home for unwed
Mothers in boston.

Here at samarra, I would
Like to leave something

In its own beautiful setting
That would last forever.

A bird sanctuary.

A bird sanctuary?

Yes.

I was thinking of the 40
Acres down by the south end.

The swamp?

Well, it's of no
Use, to you, rachel,

And the birds would love it.

Would you mind terribly?

No, of course not.

Well, I really must be going.

It was 80 nice to
See you again, henry.

And you.

- I'll show you to the door.
- thank you, rachel.

It was lovely to see you all.

— goodbye. — goodbye.

I'm so happy you agreed
With my plan, rachel.

It was such a
Small thing to ask.

Yes, well, we'll call it the
Vincent la mer sanctuary.

After my father.

Wherever he may be.

You know it's all just
Exactly as I remember it.

Except,

Somehow, I thought
It was larger.

The swamp.

That's got to be it.

Been out here for a
Couple of hours now.

It doesn't look
Like he's after birds.

Not unless they fly underwater.

Where's he going?

Look's like he's
Heading for the landing.

Come on.

Morning.

Oh, good morning.

Nice day, huh?

Oh, yes.

This is private property,
What were you doing out there?

Oh, I'm terribly sorry,
I was bird watching.

Marvelous hobby,
Our feathered friends.

I made a few remarkable
Discoveries this morning.

I saw a speckled robin.

Now that's the
First one I've seen

This far north in years.

By any chance, did you
See a lying swallow?

I don't believe I
Know the species.

I'm looking at one.

I don't understand.

You're no more bird
Watcher than I am.

I am a life member of
The audubon society.

Look, mr. Bosley,

I know all about the
Phone call from charlie.

Tests, the equipment,
And I didn't hear anything

About no speckled robin.

Please, if charlie finds
Out I've blown my cover,

I'll lose my job.

What is your job?

I beg of you, don't ask me.

You don't know the
People you're dealing with.

They can topple governments.

And you don't know the
People you're dealing with.

If you don't talk, the
Only bird around here's

Going to be a dead duck.

You got five seconds, bosley.

Now what is it out there
That's worth millions?

Oil?

Enough to make texas look
Like a country gas station.

Are you sure, maybe
We ought to check it out.

We did. We—...

We persuaded the bird watcher
To give us that la. Number.

You know who charlie is?

Xo oil.

And that bunch from overseas?

From iran.

No wonder ms. High—and—mighty
Can afford to be so generous.

The problem is, how are we going
To get the swamp away from them?

We don't have to.

The land isn't hers. We sold
It off to a man named hawkins.

The land was worthless
And beau wanted a new car.

Can you get it back?

No problem.

Hawkins is what
You might call a...

Anxious seller.

Hold it.

Now hold it.

I know we've had our run-ins,

But I'm here to
Straighten all that out.

How about it, hawkins?

Hawkins?

He ain't here.

When's he coming back?

Ain't.

Well, can we talk?

Stay where you are.

Hi.

I'm beau creel.

I know who you are.

Mr. Hawkins, warned us about
You when we bought this place.

You bought it?

Yeah, my grandpa and me.

Gave mr. Hawkins what
He paid for it, 20,000.

Him and his family
Went back to arizona.

Who is it, jilly lou?

Calls himself beau creel.

What's he want?

Don't know yet.

Well, you see, uh, I come here

With this very generous
Business proposition.

I don't trust a man whose
Teeth don't show when he smiles.

When hawkins
Sold you this place,

I guess he forgot to
Mention it was worthless.

Didn't have to, any fool could
See that, it's mostly swamp.

Then why buy it?

Ah, you wouldn't understand.

Grandpa'd always wanted to
Find the right piece of swampland

Where he could live
Out the rest of his days.

Born in a swamp, he was,
Just like me and my ma.

In a bayou down by the
Mouth of the big muddy.

As far as your eyes
Could see it was swampland,

With tree stumps
Rotting in the slime.

But it weren't ours.

What if you had
Enough money to buy

A bigger and better place?

How much money
You talking about?

How's 25,000 sound?

What's he after, jilly lou?

Trying to steal the place away
From us, from the sound of it.

Oh, you won't let
Him do that, will you?

Don't worry, grandpa.

Shoot him, if you have to.

He's trespassing.

I can handle him.

Same thing goes for that
Arab when he comes back.

Arab?

From iran.

What'd he want?

Same as you, grandpa's swamp.

He had a fellow with him
With a whole big bag of money.

How much did he offer?

100,000.

Said he'd go higher.

Well, uh...

How much higher?

Why do you want it so bad?

Well, you see, uh, we're going
To build this bird sanctuary.

How does 150,000 sound?

I don't know, I told you,
Grandpa's swamp folk.

200.

Get rid of him, jilly lou!

He's going, grandpa.

Just leave him to me.

You know, grandpa's getting old,

And he really ain't dealing
With a full deck up there,

So, uh, I think I
Can get him to sell.

For how much?

Quarter of a million.

230,000...

240...

$250,000.

Won't my grandpa be
Happy to see all this money?

He's waiting for me
Outside the sheriff's office.

Deed.

Oh,

I guess I just got
No head for business.

Thank you.

Jill... Mun... Roe.

Mr. Creel, you've got
Yourself a bird sanctuary.

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Well, there goes every
Penny we had in the world.

Think of a hundred
Times that much, henry.

Signed, sealed, and delivered.

We're in business.

Looks like.

It's going to take
A lot of equipment

And that costs money.

Well, we've got the biggest
Outfit in the panhandle

Coming in with us.

Sending men out
Tomorrow to check it out.

That'll give us manpower,
Dredging equipment,

Oil rigs, whatever we need.

Maybe we all ought
To get some sleep.

We have a big day ahead.

Yeah, well, uh, you go ahead.

We got some business
To take care of.

Good night. Good night

Good night.

Do you have to go
Out there tonight?

You want them to dredge the
Swamp and find the old man?

What are we going
To do about her?

One thing at a time
Henry, one thing at a time.

Woodville?

yes, I’m here.

It's tonight.

good. Meet us at the
South end of the swamp.

Right.

Find a nice place on
The back of the ridge.

Dig him a new grave.

Everything all right?

Good.

Kelly! Over here.

Where's bosley?

He's on his way back to
Los angeles with the money.

We'll each take a section.

The minute they show,
I'll call the sheriff.

He'll have plenty
Of time to get here

Before they bring
Up the evidence.

- all right.
- let's go.

Woodville, I think
I've got something.

What is it?

Three of them in an outboard.

I'll call the sheriff.
Stay where you are.

don't take any chances.

Okay.

You've been disconnected.

Okay.

He's tied to an old plow.

Bring him up.

They're pulling something up.

They've got it.

Woodville, where's the sheriff?

Woodville, can you hear me?

Woodville?

Woodville?

Sabrina, jill,

something’s gone wrong,

we better get out of here.

Right!

I just heard you talking

To your friends
Jill and sabrina.

Anybody else out there?

Huh?

I'd like to meet them.

Give me that.

Jill and sabrina

and whoever else is out there,

you better stop and listen.

I got your friend in a clearing
Over here near your car.

Get over here and join her.

Or I'll put a bullet
Through her.

you got that?

You stay right there.

You all right?

Fine. He's over there.

Don't move, any of you.

Mr. Creel.

Can you hear me?

What is it?

Made me a nice little
Catch right here on shore.

One fisherman and
Three pretty fish.

Where are you?

South side.

All right. Well, stay there.

You got any ideas, forget it!

All right, you stay
Here with the boat.

Keep an eye on our friend.

Wilder!

Over here.

Who's the other one?

The lawyer, back
By his car, out cold.

Go get him.

Any sign of the bird watcher?

Not a sign.

It was all a con.

One great big con.

I guess you know that, uh,

There was never really any oil.

Yeah, I guess I know that.

What do we do with them?

Well, we came to dig a grave,

May have to make
It a whole cemetery.

Anything happens to us,

You're out a quarter
Of a million dollars.

We'll call bosley in la.
And he'll bring it all back.

Yeah, that way
Nobody'll get hurt.

Oh, no.

No, no.

No, if you'd had the money
You'd have been long gone.

This whole con was set up

To make me lead you
To what's in that boat.

I mean, without old man la
Mer's body, you got nothing.

Now you got murder one.

Only, who you going
To tell about it?

Let's go!

Come on move it!

What happened to you?

Somebody hit me.

Beau, the boat.

Well, don't just stand
There, leave him with bancroft.

Well go after them!

I'll take the girl in the swamp.

One went that way.

Here, you watch him.

Stop where you are.

Okay, back to the boat.

creel, it’s sheriff hopkins.

come on in.

it’s too late, creel.

come on in.

and remember, you're covered.

Jill, are you all right?

I'm fine.

Not that we aren't
Grateful, mr. Kolegian,

But what were you and
Your friends doing out here?

Trying to slow them down.

Sent another friend
Into town for the sheriff.

But how did you all
Know we'd be here?

That kind of threw
Me for a second too.

Got a phone call
About an hour ago.

Fellow was really worried,

He said that if
Anything went wrong

Somebody might
Have to bail you out.

Know a guy named charlie?

Jill!

You'll never guess
Who ordered the sheriff!

Charlie!

Who else?

and this angels is our
Client, the real janet la mer.?

What about the quarter
Of a million charlie?

janet wanted it to be our fee.

after all, we've proved
They killed her father

and we made sure
They didn't kill her.

nobody believed her story,

I did.

oh, you’ll be glad to hear

that janet and aram
Recognized each other at once.

and the first thing
She's going to do

is to build a barn
Down by the river.

well done, angels.

Thank you, charlie!

and you, woodville.

Thank you, sir.

oh, and you too,
Bosley, of course.

Thank you, charlie.

well, that's it until next time.

now I'd better get
Back to the job at hand.

What's that charlie?

same old thing,
Burning the midnight oil.

bearing down on our next case.

and believe me, it's
A real scorcher.

Here you are, charlie

Bless you, my dear.

call if you need us, huh?