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♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GO
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[[VIRGIL GROWLING
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!Virgil: FEED ME. FEED ME
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!FEED ME
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?HELLO
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!GOOD MORNING, VIRGIL. AAH
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YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA
WARN A BROTHER
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WHEN YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THAT
.MANY COLORS IN THE MORNING
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.I LEFT MY SHADES UPSTAIRS
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EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS IS
ONE OF THE DASHIKIS I GOT
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.WHEN WE WENT TO AFRICA
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I'M WEARING IT TO
THE COMMUNITY CENTER
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FOR MY NEW COUNSELING
.INTERNSHIP
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?NOW, WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK
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.I REALLY THINK I'M HUNGRY
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,YOU KNOW, VIRGIL
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THE TRIP WE MADE
TO GHANA WITH DADDY
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GAVE ME AN ENTIRELY
.NEW OUTLOOK ON LIFE
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.OH, GOOD FOR YOU
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ONLY, WHAT DOES THAT HAVE
?TO DO WITH BREAKFAST
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FOR A LONG TIME, YOU'VE
.CHOSEN TO DIS MY COOKING
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NOW I'VE CHOSEN TO
.STOP MAKING YOUR MEALS
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?SAY WHAT
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.AHH, THAT WAS REALLY CLEANSING
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.I FEEL EMPOWERED
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.YEAH, RIGHT
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.SHE'S EMPOWERED, I'M STARVIN'
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[[LAUGHTER, CHATTER
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WE TAKE ONE LOUSY VACATION
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AND SUDDENLY SHARON IS
.THE QUEEN OF SELF-ESTEEM
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V, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
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WITH BEING PROUD
.OF YOUR HERITAGE
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.YOU SHOULD RESEARCH YOUR
FAMILY TREE .I DID IT
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,RICH, NO OFFENSE
BUT YOUR FAMILY TREE
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.IS JUST ONE BIG POTATO
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.YOU'RE IRISH
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.WRONG-O. I'M 1/2 IRISH
AND THE OTHER HALF
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!VIKINGS
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OH, YES, V, MY BLOOD RUNS THICK
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.WITH HERRING AND SOUR CREAM
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AH, THAT EXPLAINS THE HORNED
.HELMET IN YOUR CLOSET
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.UNH
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.CHILL, GODZILLA. WATCH OUT
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?DO I LOOK LIKE TOKYO TO YOU
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?YOU DISSIN' ME, DAWG
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.ME? NO, NO
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.I WAS JUST JOKING AROUND
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.TOTALLY ON ME, MAN. MY BAD
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?Girl: VIRGIL, WHAT'S HAPPENING
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JUST STAY OUT OF MY
.WAY, LITTLE FISH
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DID YOU SEE THE
!?SIZE OF THAT DUDE
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LOOKS LIKE HE'S
DOING HIGH SCHOOL
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.ON THE 10-YEAR PLAN
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DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE
?MARCUS REED
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?THAT'S MARCUS
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.[WHISTLES] HE GOT A LOT BIGGER
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FOOD MUST BE GOOD
.AT JUVENILE HALL
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MAN, DON'T PUSH YOUR
.LUCK WITH HIM, V
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.THAT IS ONE MAJOR HEAD CASE
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.HEY, I COULD TAKE HIM
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.NO, STATIC COULD TAKE HIM
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VIRGIL, IF HE WANTS TO
,KEEP HIS IDENTITY SECRET
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WILL STICK WITH SNIVELLING
.AND RUNNING AWAY
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT
EXACTLY HELPING ME
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.WITH MY SELF-ESTEEM
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HEY, I DO THE BEST I CAN
.WITH WHAT I GOT TO WORK WITH
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[[POLICE RADIO DRONES
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.BANG BABY
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MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THE
.METAHUMAN CONTAINMENT TEAM
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ROJAS, I'VE BEEN ON THIS BEAT
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.SINCE YOU WERE IN KINDERGARTEN
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.I SAY WHEN TO CALL FOR BACKUP
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![THUD] Policeman: UNH
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?Rojas: PACKARD
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[[GROWLING
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[[ALARM BELL RINGING
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[[PAINED SHRIEK
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.CALL... FOR BACKUP
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!INCOMING
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?BURGER FOOL BURRITO
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I TOLD YOU, SHARON
.ISN'T COOKING
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.HMM... YUM
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"CONTAINS THE MINIMUM
DAILY REQUIREMENT
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".OF CARDBOARD"
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EAT UP, IT'S A GOOD
.SOURCE OF ROUGHAGE
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.HEY, HIT THE SOUND
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LAST NIGHT HE WAS
,TAKEN TO A HOSPITAL
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WHERE A SPOKESWOMAN ANNOUNCED
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THAT OFFICER PACKARD
.IS IN FAIR CONDITION
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MEANWHILE, INVESTIGATORS REPORT
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THAT NOTHING WAS MISSING
.FROM THE WAREHOUSE
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HEY... OFFICER
PACKARD WAS THE COP
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.WHO BUSTED MARCUS LAST TIME
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RICH, I REALIZE THAT
,YOU'RE SMART AND ALL
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?BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
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I LOOKED IT UP ON MY
NEW CRIME DATABASE
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.COMPUTER INDEX
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.OH. WAIT. HOLD UP
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WHAT CRIME DATABASE
?COMPUTER INDEX
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I CROSS-INDEXED ALL
NEWSPAPER CRIME REPORTS
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.FROM THE LAST 20 YEARS
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.ABOUT 852 MILLION ITEMS IN ALL
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?AND IT REALLY WORKS
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[SCOFFS] WOULD YOU ASK
?BATMAN THAT QUESTION
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.NO
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BUT HE'S A FAMOUS
CAPED CRUSADER
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WITH HIS OWN BATMOBILE
.AND BATPLANE
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YOU ARE A SOPHOMORE
.WITH A POCKET PROTECTOR
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.HERE'S MY POINT
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THE POLICE SAY THE INTRUDER
.DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING
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.THEREFORE, THAT WAS NO ROBBERY
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THAT WAS AN AMBUSH, AND
.PACKARD WAS THE TARGET
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YOU THINK MARCUS
.IS THAT BANG BABY
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WELL, THIS DID HAPPEN
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RIGHT AFTER MARCUS GOT
.OUT OF JUVENILE HALL
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Reporter: WE NOW TAKE YOU
,LIVE TO THE SPORTS ARENA
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CURRENT HOME OF THE
.DAKOTA AUTO SHOW
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REPORTS INDICATE THAT AN
UNIDENTIFIED METAHUMAN
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IS RAMPAGING THROUGH
.THE BUILDING
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!Virgil: UH-OH
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GEE, I WAS HOPING I'D GET TO
.SEE THE AUTO SHOW THIS YEAR
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.YEAH, THE PERIMETER'S
SET .WE'RE GOING IN
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.HOLD ON
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.STATIC, GLAD YOU'RE HERE
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?WHO'S YOUR FRIEND
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UH, THIS IS
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,GEAR'S MY NAME
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.TECHNOLOGY IS MY GAME
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!PLEASE, TAKE A CARD. BACKPACK
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.UH... THANKS
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?WHAT'S THE SITUATION
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THE ARENA WAS UNOCCUPIED
.WHEN THAT THING BUSTED IN
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LUCKY FOR US THE CAR SHOW
.DOESN'T OPEN FOR ANOTHER HOUR
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[[ANGRY GROWL INSIDE
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.BETTER MAKE THAT 2 HOURS
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WE'LL FIND THAT BANG BABY
.FASTER IF WE SPLIT UP
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.GREAT IDEA
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I GOT DIBS ON THE
.FOREIGN SPORTS CARS
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.YOU TAKE THE SUVs
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?SUVs? WHAT AM I, A SOCCER MOM
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Virgil: UH-OH
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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE AFTER
.ONE BIG CRASH-TEST DUMMY
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?YO, GEAR, SEE
ANYTHING .NOT YET
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Static: WELL, FROM
,WHAT I'VE SEEN
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.THIS ONE'S GONNA BE
A HANDFUL .STAY SHARP
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RELAX, DUDE, I AM TOTALLY
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.FOCUSED
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[SIGHS] THEY HAVE GOT THE
PROTON EXCHANGE RATIOS
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.ALL WRONG
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IF THEY JUST APPLY THE
LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS
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TO THE SQUARED INVERSE
,OF THE POSITRON SEQUENCE
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[THEN... AAH! [GROWLING
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!DEAL WITH THIS, CREEPOID
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[[GROWLING
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.GOTTA GO. BYE
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.GEAR, TAKE COVER
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.I GOT IT
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[AAH! [GROWLING
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".OK, PLAN "B
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!UHH
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IF THIS KEEPS UP, I'M
.GONNA RUN OUT OF LETTERS
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!STATIC
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[[CRASH
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[[CAR ALARM BLARING
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!AAH
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STATIC, DON'T MOVE. I'LL
.GET YOU OUT OF THERE
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UNH... THOUGH IT
.MAY TAKE A WHILE
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[HUH? [RUMBLING
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!WHOA
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?WHERE'S THE BEASTIE
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.I DON'T KNOW
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THAT CAR ALARM WENT OFF
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AND THEN IT TURNED AND
.BOLTED OUT OF HERE
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.MUST HAVE KNOWN I WAS COMING
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?WHICH WAY DID IT GO? IT
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.IT... THE BANG BABY
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,YOU KNOW, ABOUT 12 FEET TALL
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?BIG TEETH AND CLAWS
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.WE DIDN'T SEE A THING
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WHAT?! SOMETHING THAT BIG
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.CAN'T JUST DISAPPEAR
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.UNLESS IT DIDN'T STAY BIG
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IF I GET KICKED
,OUT OF DAKOTA HIGH
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A JUDGE GONNA
.PULL MY PROBATION
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I'M TRYING TO STAY
.COOL, BUT IT'S HARD
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I MEAN, JUST YESTERDAY, SOME KID
.STARTS TRIPPIN' AND DISSIN' ME
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.MAKIN' JOKES
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.HEY, I CAN RELATE
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.I GOT A BROTHER LIKE THAT
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PEOPLE SEE ME, THEY JUST
.THINK I'M A GANGSTER
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.MAYBE THAT'S ALL I AM
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OK, THEN, YOU MAY
.AS WELL GIVE UP
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.HEY, YOU'RE MY COUNSELOR
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
.BE DOWN WITH ME
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,I AM DOWN WITH YOU, MARCUS
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BUT IF YOU BUY INTO
,THAT GANGSTER LABEL
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YOU ONLY CONFIRM OTHER
.PEOPLE'S PRECONCEPTIONS
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.YOU DEFEAT YOURSELF
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.YO, I DIDN'T COME UP EASY
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,I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY
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.BUT THAT'S IN THE PAST
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YOU GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE
.FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS
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MARCUS, YOU HAVE A
.LOT OF POTENTIAL
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,YOU CAN CHOOSE TO USE IT
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.OR YOU CAN THROW IT ALL AWAY
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.BIG NEWS
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MARCUS HAD A JOB LINED
,UP AT THE AUTO SHOW
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ONLY HIS BAD ATTITUDE
.GOT HIM FIRED
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WOW, THIS GUY'S REALLY
.CLOCKIN' THE PAYBACK HOURS
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.WAIT, THERE'S MORE
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HE ALSO USED TO
,HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
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BUT THAT IS DEFINITELY
.IN THE PAST TENSE
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WHICH DATABASE DID
?YOU GET THAT 411 FROM
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UH, I JUST HUNG AROUND THE
.GIRLS' TABLES AT LUNCH
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YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
.THE WAY THEY TALK
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?HI. TAMARA LAWRENCE
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.MM-HMM
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DID YOU USED TO
?DATE MARCUS REED
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?WHY, YOU WRITING HIS BIOGRAPHY
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.UH-UH. HE'S BEEN SWEATIN' ME
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.YEAH, I USED TO GO WITH HIM
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,AND IF I WERE YOU
.I'D BE REAL CAREFUL
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,MARCUS HAS A NASTY TEMPER
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AND SINCE THAT BLOWUP
AT THE DOCKS, HMM
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.HE'S BEEN REAL BAD
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?YOU MEAN AFTER THE BIG BANG
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,RIGHT. AFTER THAT
,IF WE HAD A FIGHT
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.HE'D TOTALLY LOSE IT
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HE'D GET SO MAD, HE'D
JUST BUST THE DOOR DOWN
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,AND RUN OUT
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AND I WOULDN'T SEE
.HIM AGAIN FOR HOURS
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.THAT'S WHY I BROKE UP WITH HIM
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[[CAR STEREO PLAYING LOUD
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.THANKS FOR YOUR HELP
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.HEY, BABE
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.TURN IT DOWN, DEION
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.YOU KNOW MY EARS ARE SENSITIVE
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.NO PROB
239
00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,917
[[TIRES SCREECH
240
00:11:40,101 --> 00:11:41,901
[[VOLUME MUCH LOUDER
241
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,935
♪ I'M GONNA GET THE
PARTY CRACKIN' IN TIME ♪
242
00:11:45,002 --> 00:11:50,002
♪ I WILL NEVER HAVE
TO WAIT IN LINE... ♪
243
00:11:52,368 --> 00:11:53,967
[[CRASH
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00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:55,467
[WHAT... [GASPS
245
00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:59,533
[[GROWLING
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00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,600
!AAH
247
00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:08,868
!THAT THING TRASHED MY RIDE
248
00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:11,935
I GOT A $6,000 SOUND
!SYSTEM IN THERE
249
00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:17,002
WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT
.FEELIN' YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC
250
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,400
!UHH
251
00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:25,933
[[GROWLING
252
00:12:31,401 --> 00:12:33,501
!AAH! AAH! AAH
253
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:47,267
ANYONE GET THE NUMBER
?OF THAT BUS STOP
254
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,767
YO, THIS MONSTER DISAPPEARS
FASTER THAN FRONT-ROW TICKETS
255
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,367
.TO A LITTLE ROMEO CONCERT
256
00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:52,433
.UNH
257
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,608
.IT'S GOT TO BE HIM, RICH
258
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.THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION
259
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,800
OK, THEN I THINK IT'S
TIME FOR STATIC AND GEAR
260
00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:03,800
.TO BRING HIM IN
261
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,301
.UH-UH-UH. NO, WE NEED PROOF
262
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,001
WE HAVE TO DEFINITELY
LINK MARCUS
263
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,401
.TO ALL THOSE ATTACKS
264
00:13:09,468 --> 00:13:11,867
YOU KNOW, TAMARA SAID
.MARCUS HAD A BAD TEMPER
265
00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:13,468
.MAYBE THAT'S THE KEY
266
00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:16,002
HE WAS MAD AT OFFICER
PACKARD FOR ARRESTING HIM
267
00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:18,301
HE WAS MAD AT THE AUTO
SHOW FOR FIRING HIM
268
00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:20,468
HE WAS MAD AT TAMARA
.HAVING A NEW BOYFRIEND
269
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:21,934
.THERE'S YOUR FORMULA
270
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,434
!MARCUS PLUS MAD EQUALS MONSTER
271
00:13:24,501 --> 00:13:26,734
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE HIM DO
,THE OLD PRESTO CHANGE-O
272
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,900
.YOU GOTTA GET HIM ANGRY
273
00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:29,468
WELL, THAT WON'T
.BE HARD FOR ME
274
00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:31,676
SHARON ALWAYS SAYS WHEN IT
,COMES TO IRRITATING PEOPLE
275
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:35,000
.I'M THE BEST THERE IS
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00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:48,034
.HEY
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00:13:48,101 --> 00:13:50,534
.HEY
278
00:13:50,601 --> 00:13:52,134
YO, TAMARA, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT
279
00:13:52,201 --> 00:13:53,434
.YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND'S CAR
280
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:55,401
.YEAH, HE WAS, TOO
281
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,800
BUT HE'S MORE
UPSET ABOUT LOSING
282
00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:58,734
.THAT LOUD SOUND SYSTEM OF HIS
283
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,301
,YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING
284
00:14:00,368 --> 00:14:02,835
HEY, MAYBE MARCUS
.IS THE MONSTER
285
00:14:02,901 --> 00:14:05,468
,BUT THEN I FIGURED
.NAH, IT COULDN'T BE
286
00:14:05,534 --> 00:14:07,134
.MARCUS ISN'T THAT PRETTY
287
00:14:07,201 --> 00:14:09,735
.HEH HEH HEH. HEH HEH HEH
288
00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:12,735
ON THE OTHER HAND, HE'S
,ALMOST TALL ENOUGH
289
00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:14,568
.AND HE'S DEFINITELY FAT ENOUGH
290
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:16,633
.AND HE SURE LOOKS DUMB ENOUGH
291
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,534
SO, I SAY
292
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:19,835
!?WHAT'S WITH YOU, FOOL
293
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,835
IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU
,BUG ME IN SCHOOL
294
00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:23,834
BUT NOW YOU'RE MESSIN'
?WITH ME IN MY HOOD
295
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,468
.YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT
296
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:27,668
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO ABOUT IT ?PUNK
297
00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:32,735
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU INTO
!A WHOLE NEW ZIP CODE
298
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,501
!AAH! UNH
299
00:14:37,568 --> 00:14:42,518
MAN, HOW MAD DOES
?HE HAVE TO GET
300
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,368
!LOOK, IT'S J. LO
301
00:14:46,434 --> 00:14:48,701
?HUH? WHERE AT
302
00:14:48,768 --> 00:14:52,601
.YO, DAWG... YOU GOIN' DOWN
303
00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:53,834
♪ WANNA GO CLIP FOR CLIP ♪
304
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:56,534
♪ WANNA GO WHIP FOR WHIP ♪
305
00:14:56,601 --> 00:14:59,768
♪ WANNA GO FIFTH FOR FIFTH ♪
306
00:14:59,835 --> 00:15:02,134
,♪ DOUGH FOR DOUGH
DOUGH FOR DOUGH ♪
307
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,101
♪ WANNA GO TOE TO TOE ♪
308
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,668
♪ WANNA GO SLOW TO SLOW ♪
309
00:15:06,735 --> 00:15:10,935
♪ WANNA GO DOUGH FOR DOUGH ♪
310
00:15:12,501 --> 00:15:16,267
[[RUMBLING, CREAKING
311
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,234
[WHEW. [CELL PHONE RINGS
312
00:15:18,301 --> 00:15:19,301
!SHH
313
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:21,001
.V, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS
314
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,101
YOUR SISTER IS
.MARCUS' COUNSELOR
315
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:25,068
.WELL, SHE'S DOING A LOUSY JOB
316
00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:27,134
LISTEN, MARCUS CAN'T
.BE THE CREATURE
317
00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:28,935
HE WAS HERE AT THE
CENTER WITH SHARON
318
00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:31,600
RIGHT WHEN WE WERE FIGHTING
.THAT THING AT THE AUTO SHOW
319
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,934
!WHAT?! OH, MAN
320
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,768
TOO LATE. I GOT MARCUS SO MAD
321
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,501
HE WANTS TO TURN MY
.FACE INTO A PICASSO
322
00:15:38,568 --> 00:15:39,501
,Rich: WELL, IF HE CATCHES YOU
323
00:15:39,568 --> 00:15:40,610
AT LEAST YOU KNOW
.YOU CAN ZAP HIM
324
00:15:40,634 --> 00:15:43,067
OH, SURE, AND GIVE AWAY
?MY SECRET IDENTITY
325
00:15:43,134 --> 00:15:47,667
[THERE'S A PLAN. [GROWLING
326
00:15:47,734 --> 00:15:49,401
UM, RICHIE
327
00:15:49,468 --> 00:15:51,001
I'M GONNA HAVE
.TO CALL YOU BACK
328
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,767
[[SNARLING, GROWLING
329
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:56,667
!AAH
330
00:15:56,734 --> 00:15:57,734
[[ROARING
331
00:15:57,768 --> 00:16:02,201
♪ CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ♪
332
00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:06,067
♪ CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ♪
333
00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:07,601
♪ CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ♪
334
00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:10,234
♪ CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE ♪
♪ CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE ♪
335
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:12,234
♪ CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ♪
336
00:16:12,301 --> 00:16:13,744
,♪ CAN'T SHAKE IT OFF
CAN'T BREAK IT OFF ♪
337
00:16:13,768 --> 00:16:15,134
♪ CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ♪
338
00:16:15,201 --> 00:16:17,434
[[GRUNTING
339
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:18,835
♪ CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ♪
340
00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:21,167
,♪ CAN'T SHAKE IT OFF
CAN'T BREAK IT OFF ♪
341
00:16:21,234 --> 00:16:23,634
♪ CAN'T FAKE IT OFF ♪
342
00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:24,900
,[QUIETLY] RICH, I'M BACK
343
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,900
.AND I GOT BIG UGLY CHASING ME
344
00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:28,134
,WELL, IF IT'S NOT MARCUS
345
00:16:28,201 --> 00:16:29,401
.THEN WHY IS HE CHASING YOU
346
00:16:29,468 --> 00:16:30,633
.I DON'T KNOW, MAN
347
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:33,167
[[GROWLING
348
00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:35,534
WEIRD. EVERYONE MARCUS
,HAS A GRUDGE AGAINST
349
00:16:35,601 --> 00:16:37,101
.THE MONSTER GOES AFTER
350
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,668
.MAYBE MARCUS CONTROLS IT
351
00:16:38,735 --> 00:16:42,734
OR MAYBE THE MONSTER WANTS
.EVERYONE TO THINK IT'S MARCUS
352
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,001
.MAYBE IT'S FRAMING HIM
353
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:46,834
AAH! UHH
354
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:51,334
[[CALLIOPE MUSIC STARTS
355
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:55,001
[[MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS
356
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,067
!AAH
357
00:17:02,401 --> 00:17:04,034
Virgil: WHOA
358
00:17:04,101 --> 00:17:05,101
!AAH
359
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:16,067
!UHH... UNH
360
00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:20,934
[[MONSTER GROWLING
361
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:25,301
[[GASPS
362
00:17:25,368 --> 00:17:27,067
[[MONSTER CHUCKLES
363
00:17:27,134 --> 00:17:28,768
SO, WHY AREN'T YOU
?GOING AFTER HIM
364
00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:31,433
MARCUS AIN'T GOOD
?ENOUGH FOR YOU
365
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,533
[[SCREECHES
366
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,734
.I'M ONTO YOU, DAWG
367
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,434
?OR SHOULD I SAY GIRLFRIEND
368
00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:38,234
!?WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT
369
00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:39,368
.CHECK IT, MARCUS
370
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,368
CREATURE FEATURE WANTS
YOU TO TAKE THE BLAME
371
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,476
.FOR ALL THE DAMAGE IT CREATED
372
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,434
?WHAT FOR
373
00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:48,501
MAYBE 'CAUSE YOU
.BROKE UP WITH HER
374
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,400
!AAH
375
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:52,668
?TAMARA
376
00:17:52,735 --> 00:17:55,267
[[TAMARA/MONSTER VOICE
.THAT'S RIGHT, S W EETIE
377
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,267
BUT HOW
378
00:17:56,334 --> 00:17:58,534
REMEMBER THE NIGHT
?YOU BROKE UP WITH ME
379
00:17:58,601 --> 00:18:00,501
I WENT TO THE DOCKS
,LOOKING FOR YOU
380
00:18:00,568 --> 00:18:02,267
.HOPING TO GET YOU BACK
381
00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:03,667
.YOU WEREN'T THERE
382
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,501
.SO THE BIG BANG GOT YOU
383
00:18:05,568 --> 00:18:07,901
.YEAH... BUT NOT YOU
384
00:18:07,968 --> 00:18:12,267
YOU WALKED AWAY CLEAN
.FROM ME AND EVERYTHING ELSE
385
00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:14,667
SO YOU'RE BLAMING ME
?FOR WHAT HAPPENED
386
00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:15,800
.OH, YEAH
387
00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:18,334
BEFORE ONLY MY
.HEART WAS HURTING
388
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,301
.NOW EVERYTHING HURTS
389
00:18:20,368 --> 00:18:22,668
I TRY TO CONTROL IT, BUT
390
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:25,301
YOU'VE GOT NO IDEA
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE
391
00:18:25,368 --> 00:18:27,134
.WITH A MONSTER INSIDE OF YOU
392
00:18:27,201 --> 00:18:28,700
?WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
393
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,134
?WHAT DO YOU THINK
394
00:18:30,201 --> 00:18:32,134
I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU STARTED SINGING
395
00:18:32,201 --> 00:18:34,333
.A DIFFERENT TUNE, HOMEGIRL
396
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,034
!AAH
397
00:18:37,101 --> 00:18:39,368
[[GROWLING
398
00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:40,967
.THESE WON'T HOLD ME LONG
399
00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:42,201
.WON'T HAVE TO
400
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:43,201
,IF YOU'RE GONNA SING
401
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:45,534
THEN WHAT YOU NEED
.IS A BACKUP BAND
402
00:18:45,601 --> 00:18:46,867
JUST THE THING FOR YOU
403
00:18:46,934 --> 00:18:50,501
.AND YOUR SENSITIVE EARS
404
00:18:50,568 --> 00:18:55,568
[CALLIOPE MUSIC
[PLAYING FAST, LOUD
405
00:18:58,433 --> 00:19:00,301
!UHH! AAH
406
00:19:00,368 --> 00:19:02,700
!TOO LOUD
407
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:03,900
SAY WHAT? YOU WANT ME
408
00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,234
?TO PUMP UP THE VOLUME
409
00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:06,301
.NO PROBLEM
410
00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:11,234
[[MUSIC PLAYING LOUDER, FASTER
411
00:19:11,301 --> 00:19:14,934
RR
412
00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:16,267
,SORRY I HAD TO DO THAT
413
00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:17,934
.BUT JAIL WILL BE A LOT QUIETER
414
00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:19,201
[[GROANS
415
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,301
Policeman: THIS IS HOW
.WE FOUND THE SCENE
416
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,676
SOMEBODY'S GOTTA
.MOVE THAT BACK
417
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,034
.DON'T ASK ME WHO
418
00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:35,251
[[POLICE RADIO DRONES
419
00:19:38,768 --> 00:19:40,101
,FIRST TIME I EVER... YO, RICH
420
00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:42,267
WE WERE TRIPPIN' GOING
.AFTER THE WRONG GUY
421
00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:43,434
.YOU GOT THAT RIGHT
422
00:19:43,501 --> 00:19:45,468
FROM NOW ON, WE HAVE TO
.BE SURE OF OUR FACTS
423
00:19:45,534 --> 00:19:47,167
.DON'T ASSUME ANYTHING
424
00:19:47,234 --> 00:19:48,735
NEVER JUDGE A
.BOOK BY ITS COVER
425
00:19:48,801 --> 00:19:50,700
?AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... YEAH
426
00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:51,934
.BRING EARPLUGS
427
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:53,234
OH, MY EARS ARE STILL RINGING
428
00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:54,533
.FROM THAT WALL OF SOUND
429
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,501
?RIGHT. WHAT
430
00:19:56,568 --> 00:19:57,767
![YELLING] I SAID RIGHT
431
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,334
.OW! OK
432
00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:01,267
TAMARA SAID I DON'T
KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
433
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,533
TO HAVE A MONSTER
.LIVING INSIDE ME
434
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,035
.SHE'S WRONG
435
00:20:05,102 --> 00:20:07,735
THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU
.CAN TAME YOUR MONSTER
436
00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:12,368
.YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT
GO AWAY .IT'S UP TO YOU
437
00:20:12,434 --> 00:20:14,568
LISTEN, MARCUS, I'D
JUST LIKE TO SAY
438
00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:16,468
.I'M SORRY FOR DISSIN' YOU
439
00:20:16,534 --> 00:20:19,067
.WELL, I SHOULD HOPE SO
440
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,267
?ARE WE COOL
441
00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:22,301
WELL, UH
442
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:24,934
.SINCE YOU ARE SHARON'S BROTHER
443
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:26,634
?HEH, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
444
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:28,601
FOR ONCE IT PAYS TO
.BE RELATED TO YOU
445
00:20:28,668 --> 00:20:30,277
WHAT DID I TELL YOU
!?ABOUT YOUR INSULTS
446
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:31,835
!I'VE HAD IT. COME HERE
447
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:33,767
UH, SHARON, I WOULD
LIKE TO REMIND YOU
448
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:34,977
.THAT THERE ARE POLICE AROUND
449
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,834
.NO JURY WOULD CONVICT ME
450
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,401
?YOU GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS
451
00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:39,401
.YOU COULD RUN
452
00:20:39,468 --> 00:20:40,568
!OOH, GOOD IDEA
453
00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:44,234
!AAH! AAH! OH, STOP. AAH
454
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:02,211
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