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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,310 Wake up. It's 4/20. 2 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:14,847 Wake up. It's 4/20. 3 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,216 Wake up. It's 4/20. 4 00:00:23,556 --> 00:00:26,425 Can't believe I have to go to work today. 5 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:45,310 This ought to do it. 6 00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:48,180 ♪ I want some of your brown sugar ♪ 7 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:49,982 ♪ Sugar ♪ 8 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:53,719 ♪ I want some of your brown sugar ♪ 9 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:54,853 ♪ Sugar ♪ 10 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:02,828 ♪ Oh, Sugar, when you're close to me ♪ 11 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:04,897 ♪ You love me right down to my knees ♪ 12 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,800 Today I will be the best version of myself. 13 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:10,569 ♪ Sweet like honey when it comes to me ♪ 14 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,271 ♪ Skin is caramel with the cocoa eyes ♪ 15 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,907 , I don't wanna go to work today. 16 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:19,344 ♪ Brown Sugar, babe, I gets high ♪ 17 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:21,246 I don't judge myself. 18 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:24,183 I'm doing great, fine. 19 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:25,852 I'm doing fine. 20 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,555 I'm at least doing OK. 21 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,758 Happy 4/20, princess. 22 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,326 Mm! 23 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:36,495 God, Blaize, why are you in here? 24 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,797 And you stink, and you smell like corn chips. 25 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,099 Back up. I love you when you're mean. 26 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:44,169 Mwah! Ugh! 27 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:47,039 Ew. Don't you see I'm in here? 28 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,508 I see, I see. Get over it. 29 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:53,078 Blaize, look, we need to go over the house rules again 30 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:54,279 and again and again. 31 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,447 Again and again and again. 32 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,916 Can we just do it any day but today? 33 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:00,319 It's our special day. 34 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,721 Blaize, you smell like shit and you're annoying. 35 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:03,789 Gotta go. 36 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,057 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 37 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,658 I need you to hand me my douche. 38 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:08,193 Screw you. 39 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:10,429 Have a good day, sweetie. 40 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,564 ♪ Brown Sugar got me open ♪ 41 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,433 ♪ Now I want some more ♪ 42 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:16,568 ♪ Always down for a ménage à trois ♪ 43 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:17,769 ♪ But I think I'ma hit it solo ♪ 44 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,137 ♪ Hope my don't mind ♪ 45 00:02:19,138 --> 00:02:20,806 Guard my shit, Ice T-Rex. 46 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,708 ♪ Stick out my tongue, and I'm 'bout ready to hit ♪ 47 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:25,944 My anxiety is awful, but this ass is colossal. 48 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:29,581 ♪ Brown Sugar, babe, I gets high off your love ♪ 49 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:30,983 ♪ Don't know how to behave ♪ 50 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,217 ♪ I want some of your brown sugar ♪ 51 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:35,120 ♪ Sugar ♪ 52 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:36,688 ♪ I want some of your brown sugar ♪ 53 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:38,423 You're not going to work, are you? 54 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:40,058 It's a holiday. 55 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:44,429 I'm gonna get naked in your bed. 56 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:47,533 ♪ ♪ 57 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:50,168 ♪ I want some of your Brown Sugar ♪ 58 00:02:50,169 --> 00:02:53,005 ♪ Sugar ♪ 59 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,974 This eye shadow just really brings out your eyes. 60 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:57,376 I can't believe I'm here. 61 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,611 Do y'all realize what day it is? 62 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:01,213 It's 4/20. 63 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,848 I should be high out of my mind. 64 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,784 But where am I? Way too close to you. 65 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:08,687 You know, I would much rather be sitting with my girls, 66 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,190 having brunch right now, but, uh-oh, I have work, 67 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:14,860 you know, it's a thing that adults do. 68 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:18,530 But I'm so sorry that you can't get high all day. 69 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,867 Well, you should be sorry 'cause this is your fault, 70 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,436 because nobody wants to work with you. 71 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:26,171 That's not true. 72 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:27,472 Is that true? 73 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:29,207 Why don't people wanna work with me? 74 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,576 I'm a vibe. 75 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,411 A bad vibe, girl. 76 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:34,513 On a bad vibe meter, I'm up here. 77 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:39,418 You, my friend, is way down here. 78 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:41,920 And every time we get busy, you freak. 79 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:44,056 It is not my fault! I have performance anxiety! 80 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,257 It's a thing! 81 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:47,993 Calming breath. 82 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:54,299 I can't control your behavior, only my own. 83 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,802 But you can't control your behavior. 84 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:59,037 Look at you, 'bout to have a little meltdown right now. 85 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:01,673 It's not my fault that you have to come to work today. 86 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:03,609 Maybe if you didn't call in sick all the time, 87 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:06,111 Tameka would have just let you have the day off. 88 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:07,613 Oh, you are right. 89 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,748 Girl, hold your head up. 90 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,617 I have been taking a lot of sick days off. 91 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,352 I'm feeling a little faint right now. 92 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,387 Don't you dare! 93 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,089 - Ooh, ooh! - Hello, beautifiers! 94 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,590 It's your big day. Ooh. 95 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,092 - How is my staff doing? - Ooh! 96 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,627 What the hell? 97 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:23,929 Stella! Is everything OK, Stella? 98 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,397 Oh, I'm sorry. 99 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:26,665 Where am I? Ooh. Are you all right? 100 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:27,966 I'm good, I'm good. 101 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,801 Are you actually believing this? 102 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:32,604 OK, she is not sick. She's faking it. 103 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,473 Darcy, what is wrong with you? 104 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:37,309 You know she's been ill, like, very ill. 105 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,543 Honey, listen. 106 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,846 Why don't you go home, rest? 107 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:43,415 Darcy, she will handle everything. 108 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,150 - You sure? - She got it, she got it. 109 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:46,351 - What? - Yeah. 110 00:04:46,352 --> 00:04:47,886 I can't do all their makeup by myself. 111 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:50,022 Darcy, you can't? Really? 112 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,991 That is not what we say here, all right? 113 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:54,826 You can do this. 114 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:55,994 Hello. 115 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:57,496 I'm thinking maybe like a smoky eye 116 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,697 but nothing too intense. 117 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:01,133 Maybe like something pretty, natural... 118 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:07,906 OK, yeah, so natural, pretty, glowy, smoky eye shadow. 119 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:09,441 Sure. 120 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:11,343 Yeah, that works. 121 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,111 None of them are conflicting at all. 122 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:15,247 No. 123 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:18,517 We look like raccoons! 124 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:19,718 I'm so sorry, OK? 125 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,453 I was just... I was getting very overwhelmed. 126 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:22,688 And you guys just kept getting madder, 127 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,189 so I kept trying to go faster, and... 128 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:25,524 I have performance anxiety. 129 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:28,927 I am not paying for this. 130 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:31,296 I have been dreaming about this moment 131 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:34,800 since I was a little girl, and you messed it up, 132 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:35,934 makeup girl! 133 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:43,942 Oh, my God! 134 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,483 What the hell? 135 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:52,684 Where you think you going? 136 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,219 Little Miss Weavie Wonder. 137 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:55,353 What? 138 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:56,988 Bring it! 139 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:05,932 ♪ ♪ 140 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:14,206 ♪ ♪ 141 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:19,644 ♪ I wanna get high, so high ♪ 142 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:25,283 ♪ I wanna get high, so high ♪ 143 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:31,389 ♪ One draw ♪ 144 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,525 It's 4/20. 145 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,293 I just wanna get high. 146 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:37,095 ♪ ♪ 147 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:45,270 ♪ High, high, high ♪ 148 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:47,072 Ugh. Ew. 149 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,173 Why are you calling me? 150 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,541 Don't "ew" me. 151 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,276 I just got fired all because of you. 152 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:53,178 Tameka fired you? 153 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,580 This really is the best day of the year. 154 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:59,384 Good luck job hunting, nerd. 155 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:00,452 Ew. 156 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,022 She hung up on me. 157 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:06,458 Oh, that bitch! 158 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:08,527 I cannot believe her. 159 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,662 Ugh! 160 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,063 ♪ High ♪ 161 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:17,068 This bitch? 162 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:18,970 ♪ ♪ 163 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,008 Ugh! All right, fine. 164 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:26,211 You ruin my life, I ruin your stupid holiday. 165 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,146 Oh, my God, I cannot believe... 166 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:31,550 All right, Lady Bug, you got it, you got it. 167 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:32,751 Just go. Come on. 168 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,352 Come on. Just keep going. 169 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:36,488 Yes! Ah! 170 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,256 So superior. 171 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:40,559 She think she know it all. 172 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,894 Snobby Miss Prissy. 173 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:46,031 You ain't better than nobody. 174 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:47,499 Oh, you don't wanna work with me? 175 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,634 Well, I don't wanna work with you. 176 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,203 You don't know who you're messing with, you... 177 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,637 You drughead! 178 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:55,540 I'm glad Miss Tameka fired you. 179 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:57,876 You can't do no goddamn makeup anyway. 180 00:07:57,877 --> 00:08:01,313 ♪ And every time I think of you ♪ 181 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,182 ♪ I hear a symphony ♪ 182 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:05,483 OK. 183 00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:07,686 What do we say? 184 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:11,356 Be positive, be confident, be assertive, 185 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,491 and stand up for yourself. 186 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:15,727 OK, I got this. 187 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:19,431 ♪ Play on sweet and low, play on ♪ 188 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:22,567 Oh, parking brake! Ah! 189 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,972 There! 190 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:28,106 Are you OK? 191 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:29,608 Are you good? 192 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,309 All right. 193 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:32,611 OK. 194 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:35,614 ♪ ♪ 195 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:36,782 Son of a... 196 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:45,390 Good morning, Officer. 197 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:46,491 What? 198 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:47,926 Bang on my door like a cop, 199 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:50,695 I'm gonna treat you like a cop. 200 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:51,897 Does Stella live here? 201 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:54,366 Name's not ringing any bells. 202 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,667 Whatever, OK? 203 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,002 I know that she lives here because I 204 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:59,738 made the work contact sheet. 205 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:00,906 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 206 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:02,474 You made the work contact sheet? 207 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,911 I didn't realize that you made the work contact sheet. 208 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:07,579 I didn't realize... OK, OK, OK, shut up, OK? 209 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,813 I just wanna talk to Stella. 210 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:11,516 OK, OK, and I wanna bone a fireman. 211 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:12,784 Girl, we all have dreams. 212 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:14,853 Goodbye. Oh, my God, you're so funny. 213 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,721 You should really look into comedy. 214 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:17,722 Thank you. I am... 215 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:18,924 Out of my way, burnout. 216 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,192 Ah! OK, boss bitch coming through. 217 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:22,193 Watch out. 218 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,165 Oh, hell nah. 219 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,800 I know this ain't the annoying chick from work 220 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,502 up in my goddamn crib. 221 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:33,505 OK, I am confronting you, OK? 222 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,774 I work my ass off every day. 223 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:38,310 I even wash Tameka's stupid little dog. 224 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,778 And I get fired? 225 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:42,881 You, you do absolutely nothing and you just skate by. 226 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,883 I mean, does that sound fair to you? 227 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:47,385 I'm good with it. 228 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:49,654 You're stoned. 229 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:52,657 It's 11:00 in the morning! 230 00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:53,959 Look, little girl. 231 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:57,495 I observe 4/20, which means I tolerate 232 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:59,297 zero bullshit on this day. 233 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:02,100 You, my friend, fall under the bullshit category. 234 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:05,036 So if you don't mind, Split Ends, 235 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:06,305 move. 236 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:10,875 Oh, my God. 237 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:16,781 ♪ ♪ 238 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,653 ♪ ♪ 239 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:24,422 Oh, yes. 240 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,859 Hey, whore. 241 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:30,362 Hey, diva. Did you just call me a whore? 242 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,263 My name's Blaize, by the way, with an I, 243 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,199 because I see you. 244 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,835 Wow, the longer I'm in this house, the dumber I get. 245 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,303 I'm gonna use your restroom. 246 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,638 OK, well, good luck in there, because my diarrhea, 247 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:43,141 it's explosive. 248 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,543 God, the people that live in this house. 249 00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:55,688 ♪ ♪ 250 00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:03,228 It's so... beautiful. 251 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,664 Mm. 252 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:09,067 ♪ ♪ 253 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:12,904 Now we're even. 254 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,807 ♪ ♪ 255 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:18,143 Ugh, smells like a turtle tank in here. 256 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:21,312 Quite the life you've built for yourself, Blaize... 257 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,381 with an I. 258 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,784 Thanks. 259 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,552 Ugh. 260 00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:30,688 ♪ ♪ 261 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:36,428 I foresee a coming conflict. 262 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,430 Friends become enemies. 263 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,065 Enemies become friends. 264 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:44,035 Lives will be changed, altered forever by the events 265 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:47,939 that transpire on this day, 266 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:50,875 the 20th of April. 267 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,243 ♪ ♪ 268 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,750 Whoa, this shit is good. 269 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,219 ♪ Cool that you're famous ♪ 270 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,355 ♪ And I don't wanna let you down ♪ 271 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:07,492 ♪ But you're backwards and shameless ♪ 272 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:10,161 ♪ And I'd rather be in the crowd ♪ 273 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,729 ♪ Let me go ♪ 274 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,566 Come on. 275 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,568 It's a holiday. 276 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,736 ♪ Let me go ♪ 277 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,371 Where's the Pink? 278 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:26,811 ♪ ♪ 279 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:27,846 Boom! 280 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,013 I am assertive. 281 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,415 I am confident. 282 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,083 I stand up for myself. 283 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:35,019 Lady Bug, I am a vibe. 284 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:37,655 Oh, come on. 285 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,224 Stella, be cool, Stella. 286 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,126 Stella, you're just high and you're paranoid. 287 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:44,028 Ice T-Rex, where the hell did I put that Pink Hashmeena? 288 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:46,498 Oh, shit, Tick Tock's gon' kill me. 289 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,267 OK, OK, maybe you didn't put the Pink Hashmeena 290 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,102 in the Pink Hashmeena resting spot, 291 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,303 where Ice T-Rex was guarding it. 292 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,906 It was just there this morning. 293 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,941 Man, I'm gonna die. 294 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,510 Shit. OK. 295 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,111 OK, OK, OK, think, think, think, think, think. 296 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,547 OK, it was there, but no one... 297 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:05,517 OK, you knew it was there, but no one could have... 298 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,285 ♪ ♪ 299 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,088 Aw, hell nah. 300 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,425 Yes! Ugh. 301 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:18,898 Lady Bug, we are both capable, powerful women. 302 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,233 ♪ ♪ 303 00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,801 Yo! 304 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,503 ♪ ♪ 305 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:29,507 That bougie nerd, UGG-wearing, basic bitch stole my stash. 306 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,610 "I'd rather be having lunch with the girls." 307 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:33,878 Huh. 308 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,914 Well, I got something for your ass! 309 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:39,817 ♪ ♪ 310 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,191 You flushed it? So aggressive. 311 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,859 I didn't think you had it in you. 312 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,060 Well, what can I say? 313 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,029 My inner lioness came out, if you will. 314 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,766 But wait, why didn't you just take the weed? 315 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,267 Because that's stealing. 316 00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:59,470 I'm not a thief; I'm just standing up for myself. 317 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,539 Yeah, but today's 4/20. 318 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,543 OK, if I hear those numbers again, I'm going to lose it. 319 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,212 Hi, welcome to the Brunch Hut. 320 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,113 Do you have a reservation? Uh! 321 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:10,615 You played me. 322 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,750 Uh, I... I don't know what you're talking about. 323 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:13,851 - Liar. - Oh, incoming! 324 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,554 No, no, no, no, no, no! 325 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,057 Both: Ooh! 326 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,859 Savage. 327 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,194 But kind of awesome, maybe? 328 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,596 Does that make me a bad friend? 329 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,567 ♪ ♪ 330 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,438 How did you find me? 331 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,039 This where all the bougie nerds go for brunch. 332 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,474 Where's my stuff? 333 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,809 OK, OK, OK, let's just talk about this 334 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:38,711 for a second, all right? 335 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,378 Ooh! 336 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,949 Surprisingly badass, Darcy. 337 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,018 Thanks, squad. Sorry. 338 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,920 Oh, wait. The stoner's pissed. 339 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,054 - Darcy, run! - OK, wait! 340 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,257 Please don't hurt me! 341 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,893 The only reason I'm not is because I want my weed. 342 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,762 Where's my weed? 343 00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,063 I flushed it. 344 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,164 You flushed it? 345 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,532 No, you didn't. 346 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:02,934 Yes, I did, because you deserve it 347 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,335 because you got me fired. 348 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,504 You flushed it? 349 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:09,641 OK, this weird, calm energy is really freaking me out. 350 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,076 Because it wasn't shake weed that you flushed. 351 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,845 It was Pink Hashmeena, girl. 352 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,080 Uh, cute name? 353 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,182 It's not cute, OK? 354 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,752 Pink Hashmeena is so potent, its properties 355 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,053 are so damn magical, 356 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,521 it's worth a lot of money. 357 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:24,456 Oh, I'm sorry. 358 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,157 Uh, maybe don't deal drugs. 359 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,692 I don't deal drugs, OK? 360 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,360 Yes, I make my drops from time to time, 361 00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,562 but that's for me to make some extra money. And? 362 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,831 OK, so part-time felony to make ends meet? 363 00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:35,166 Sounds like a nice plan. 364 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,301 I got a life plan, sweetie, OK? 365 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,635 I'm working toward some things. 366 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:38,970 Ooh, a secret plan. 367 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,371 Hey, guess what. I don't care! 368 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:42,573 Hi, um, people are scared. 369 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,475 And also, you're blocking the door. 370 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,644 And people are pissed that you wasted their mimosas. 371 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:47,712 And you a hostess. 372 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,280 We need to get in front of this. 373 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,516 Uh, no, no, no. There is no we, all right? 374 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,719 I am an innocent, non-pothead, law-abiding citizen. 375 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,254 You are drug mule girl. 376 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,222 Girl, we in this together, OK? 377 00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,124 You coming with me to tell the plug what you did, 378 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,559 or you gon' catch these hands. 379 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,929 I am not coming with you anywhere. 380 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,331 What does "catch these hands" mean? 381 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,467 OK! Ow, ow, ow, ow! 382 00:16:11,296 --> 00:16:13,764 Excuse my ignorance, as this is my first experience 383 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,833 with a drug lord, but do they usually live in cute little 384 00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,035 Asian-styled huts? 385 00:16:18,036 --> 00:16:19,403 They do. 386 00:16:19,404 --> 00:16:20,871 The reason why we here is because of yo' ass 387 00:16:20,872 --> 00:16:23,006 'cause you stole my goddamn stash. 388 00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:24,408 Shit. 389 00:16:24,409 --> 00:16:26,143 This Leila's crib. She's a middleman. 390 00:16:26,144 --> 00:16:28,812 Middlewoman. Labels matter. 391 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:29,980 Just be cool. 392 00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:32,683 Oh, and Leila's a bit extra too. 393 00:16:35,219 --> 00:16:36,953 What does "a bit extra" mean? 394 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,158 Mm. 395 00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:42,893 Happy 4/20, bitches. 396 00:16:42,894 --> 00:16:45,429 Please, take a celebratory crown. 397 00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:46,530 No, thank you. 398 00:16:46,531 --> 00:16:48,799 - Mm. - Hey, Leila, girl. 399 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,267 Mm, hello. 400 00:16:50,268 --> 00:16:52,135 And who is this scrumptious snack? 401 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,171 - Oh, this is... - Those eyes are killing me. 402 00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:58,075 The earrings are dope. But the aura feels... off. 403 00:16:58,076 --> 00:16:59,142 I should align you. 404 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,083 ♪ ♪ 405 00:17:09,954 --> 00:17:12,322 Ooh, OK. So, Leila, Darcy. 406 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,658 Darcy, Leila. Mm, ni hao. 407 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,827 - Not Chinese. - Well, enchanted. 408 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,161 Let's smoke a bowl. 409 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,296 Oh, gosh. 410 00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:20,630 I been needing to do that. 411 00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:22,799 Mm, have you ever smoked marijuana 412 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,468 out of your butthole? 413 00:17:24,469 --> 00:17:25,802 Mm. 414 00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:28,004 Sit. 415 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:33,510 So, Marcy, tell me everything. 416 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,745 It's Darcy. 417 00:17:34,746 --> 00:17:37,581 Don't shut yourself off to me, Darcy. 418 00:17:37,582 --> 00:17:39,249 I see you. 419 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,386 I feel you. 420 00:17:42,387 --> 00:17:43,820 I have an observation for you, Darcy. 421 00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:45,756 Is that OK? 422 00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:47,257 You're kind of a dickhead. 423 00:17:47,258 --> 00:17:49,059 - You ain't lying. - Hey! 424 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,961 I am not a dickhead. 425 00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:52,696 No, no, no need to get defensive, 426 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:56,633 but you are, kind of, a little bit, but it's OK. 427 00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:58,502 I got what you need. 428 00:17:58,503 --> 00:18:03,306 You see, this healing crystal will just... 429 00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:09,079 Mm, suck all of that negativity 430 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,081 right out of that spirit of yours. 431 00:18:11,082 --> 00:18:12,749 May I demonstrate? 432 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,251 You're doing it. 433 00:18:14,252 --> 00:18:16,019 Mm. Open your heart and your hands. 434 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,054 Mm. 435 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,289 OK, can we talk about the drug stuff 436 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:20,390 so we can go, please? 437 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,792 All right, buzzkill. 438 00:18:21,793 --> 00:18:23,193 What's up? 439 00:18:23,194 --> 00:18:24,561 Tick Tock's been blowing up my phone all morning. 440 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:27,030 I mean, hello! It's a holiday. 441 00:18:27,031 --> 00:18:29,266 Exactly. My girl gets it. See? 442 00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:32,302 Look, I don't want your stupid rock 443 00:18:32,303 --> 00:18:34,638 or wear your stupid weed crowns, OK? 444 00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:37,707 We're here to tell you that we lost the marijuana. 445 00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:39,376 We're really sorry, it was an accident, 446 00:18:39,377 --> 00:18:40,644 and it's never gonna happen again. 447 00:18:40,645 --> 00:18:41,912 OK, can we go now? 448 00:18:43,881 --> 00:18:46,850 I know you didn't just throw my crystal. 449 00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:48,885 You are kind of a dickhead. 450 00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:50,320 Leila, we lost the Pink. 451 00:18:50,321 --> 00:18:52,422 ♪ ♪ 452 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:53,990 Oh, my gosh, way to break the tension. 453 00:18:53,991 --> 00:18:55,525 That was funny. 454 00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,928 "Leila, we lost the Pink." 455 00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,629 I was, like, scared for a second 'cause I was like, 456 00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,031 if you lost the Pink, we'd be murdered, 457 00:19:01,032 --> 00:19:03,767 but then you were kidding, so that was a relief. 458 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,235 Like, I can wipe my brow. 459 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,538 ♪ ♪ 460 00:19:08,539 --> 00:19:11,541 Wait, you lost the Pink Hashmeena? 461 00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:13,376 But... but that doesn't make sense. 462 00:19:13,377 --> 00:19:15,312 You were supposed to deliver it this morning. 463 00:19:15,313 --> 00:19:16,713 You know it's 4/20. 464 00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:18,348 I slept late and I had to go to work. 465 00:19:18,349 --> 00:19:19,749 I figured I'd drop it off in the morning. 466 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,685 And this nerd over here flushed it. 467 00:19:21,686 --> 00:19:22,886 This is bad. 468 00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:28,191 The Pink has a street value of $20,000. 469 00:19:28,192 --> 00:19:30,227 Come again? Say what? 470 00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:32,929 Who spends that much money on pot? 471 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:35,398 Connoisseurs, rappers, trust fund babies, 472 00:19:35,399 --> 00:19:37,300 unlikable douchebags who buy good weed so people 473 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,869 pretend to like them. 474 00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:41,004 Hey, you should try that one day if you're 475 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,072 struggling to make friends. 476 00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,773 But this is really bad. 477 00:19:43,774 --> 00:19:45,842 Oh, man, what are you guys gonna do? 478 00:19:45,843 --> 00:19:49,145 No, this is what we're doing, this right here, explaining 479 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,081 the situation, yeah. 480 00:19:51,082 --> 00:19:52,249 Sucks. Sorry. 481 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,917 Oh, yeah, OK, it does suck. 482 00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:55,118 Yeah, it's not a big deal. 483 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:56,686 It's not a big deal. 484 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,689 It's not a big deal! 485 00:20:00,892 --> 00:20:02,559 What are you telling me right now? 486 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,927 She's throwing rocks! 487 00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:05,262 They're not rocks. 488 00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:08,298 For the last time, they're crystals. 489 00:20:08,299 --> 00:20:11,935 - Leila, chill. - Do not tell me to chill! 490 00:20:11,936 --> 00:20:15,038 I'm just speaking my truth! 491 00:20:17,141 --> 00:20:20,243 ♪ ♪ 492 00:20:20,244 --> 00:20:21,912 OK, well, uh, do you, then. 493 00:20:21,913 --> 00:20:22,979 Let her speak her truth. 494 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,282 Tick Tock is gonna kill me. 495 00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:26,917 She's a crazy person. 496 00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:29,753 Do you know one time, I saw her bite someone's ear off? 497 00:20:29,754 --> 00:20:30,754 Ooh. 498 00:20:30,755 --> 00:20:32,289 And I think she swallowed it. 499 00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:34,858 ♪ ♪ 500 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:38,328 Welp, uh, I guess we're gonna skedaddle on that. 501 00:20:38,329 --> 00:20:40,263 All right, our time is up here now, Leila. 502 00:20:40,264 --> 00:20:41,565 Go do you. 503 00:20:41,566 --> 00:20:44,200 You're not allowed to namaste! 504 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:47,137 Oh, this is so bad. 505 00:20:47,138 --> 00:20:49,439 We're all gonna die. 506 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,341 That woman is unhinged. 507 00:20:51,342 --> 00:20:52,676 You think? 508 00:20:52,677 --> 00:20:54,117 Let's just go before she, you know... 509 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:59,282 You brought bad juju into my safe space! 510 00:20:59,283 --> 00:21:01,685 Ooh, whee. 511 00:21:01,686 --> 00:21:03,553 Oh, Lady Bug! OK, OK, OK, OK. 512 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,721 She hit my car! 513 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,389 What the hell, Darcy? Let's go! 514 00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:11,628 Please drive, Darcy. What the hell? 515 00:21:11,629 --> 00:21:13,597 She just... she just does this sometimes. 516 00:21:13,598 --> 00:21:15,732 Now I gotta burn some sage! 517 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,667 Oh, wait, I'm all out of sage, 518 00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:20,136 so now I gotta go to the sage store. 519 00:21:21,606 --> 00:21:24,007 Stop hitting my car! 520 00:21:24,008 --> 00:21:25,375 Darcy, your car's trashed. 521 00:21:25,376 --> 00:21:26,476 You can't say that to her! 522 00:21:26,477 --> 00:21:28,244 She needs words of encouragement! 523 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,679 Leila's not taking the fall. 524 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,881 I'm gonna tell them who to go after. 525 00:21:31,882 --> 00:21:33,984 OK, Lady Bug, I apologize. 526 00:21:33,985 --> 00:21:35,485 You the baddest bitch in the whole land. 527 00:21:35,486 --> 00:21:36,753 Let's go. Come on, Lady Bug. 528 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,274 Please, please, please, please, please. 529 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,557 Yes! 530 00:21:41,993 --> 00:21:44,694 Oh! Oh! 531 00:21:44,695 --> 00:21:46,896 Oh. Oh, my God! 532 00:21:46,897 --> 00:21:48,599 I think I hit Leila! 533 00:21:50,201 --> 00:21:52,102 Oh, no, she's fine. Drive. 534 00:21:53,838 --> 00:21:56,039 ♪ ♪ 535 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,408 Drive, man, drive! 536 00:21:58,409 --> 00:22:00,243 You bitches are dead! 537 00:22:02,179 --> 00:22:05,115 ♪ I just went out to Morocco to do some recruiting, yeah ♪ 538 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,349 ♪ the government official ♪ 539 00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:07,584 ♪ We plugged with ♪ 540 00:22:07,585 --> 00:22:09,452 What are you doing? 541 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,087 Paying her rent. 542 00:22:12,823 --> 00:22:14,557 A strip club during the day? 543 00:22:14,558 --> 00:22:16,192 I come here to think. 544 00:22:16,193 --> 00:22:19,295 Here are your drinks. 545 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,665 Thank you. 546 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:23,199 All right, Titi, girl. Here you go, girl. 547 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,702 Tell lil' Eric said hey, OK? 548 00:22:25,703 --> 00:22:27,037 Whoo! 549 00:22:27,038 --> 00:22:29,939 The bartender is definitely judging us. 550 00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:31,274 I mean, rightly. 551 00:22:31,275 --> 00:22:32,575 Should we explain to her 552 00:22:32,576 --> 00:22:33,977 that we're drinking so early 553 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,713 because we almost had a near-death experience? 554 00:22:36,714 --> 00:22:38,715 I mean, I thought that we were dead. 555 00:22:38,716 --> 00:22:40,350 We still dead, Darcy. 556 00:22:40,351 --> 00:22:41,951 We gotta find 20 Gs. 557 00:22:41,952 --> 00:22:43,753 How we gon' do that? I don't know. 558 00:22:43,754 --> 00:22:46,222 I mean, I've never had that much money at one time 559 00:22:46,223 --> 00:22:48,625 in my entire life. 560 00:22:48,626 --> 00:22:51,394 Darcy, let's brainstorm, then. 561 00:22:51,395 --> 00:22:52,929 You gon' sell some kidneys? 562 00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:54,764 I'm not selling any body parts. 563 00:22:54,765 --> 00:22:57,333 - Pics of our feet? - Ew! No! 564 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,169 People do that? You know they do that. 565 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,338 You kind of look like you would do that. 566 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,340 OK, do not judge us, all right? 567 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:08,411 You are bartending at a strip club called Dancing Dinero 568 00:23:08,412 --> 00:23:10,213 on a day shift, so who do you think 569 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:11,981 is really doing worse at life? 570 00:23:11,982 --> 00:23:14,217 I don't know. I own the place, baby. 571 00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:15,919 What do you mean? 572 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,321 Well... 573 00:23:18,322 --> 00:23:19,489 good for you. 574 00:23:19,490 --> 00:23:21,791 Shots for everybody! 575 00:23:21,792 --> 00:23:23,860 Whoo! 576 00:23:25,096 --> 00:23:27,997 She definitely thinks I'm a bad person. 577 00:23:27,998 --> 00:23:30,667 We dead persons, OK? You like that better? 578 00:23:30,668 --> 00:23:33,103 Leila gon' tell Tick Tock you stole the Pink. 579 00:23:33,104 --> 00:23:35,638 Wait, what? Leila's gonna make a TikTok? 580 00:23:35,639 --> 00:23:37,373 Tick Tock's a person, fool. 581 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:38,842 OK, I'm sorry. 582 00:23:38,843 --> 00:23:40,810 It's just... it's all very confusing. 583 00:23:40,811 --> 00:23:43,179 It's been a long day, all right? 584 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:47,450 OK, so Tick Tock is the ear-biter, right? 585 00:23:47,451 --> 00:23:49,886 Yes. Think of her like Darth Vader... 586 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:52,355 Meaner, crazier, but still cute. 587 00:23:52,356 --> 00:23:54,924 She reports back to the plug. 588 00:23:54,925 --> 00:23:59,362 OK, I'm really scared to ask this, but what is a plug? 589 00:23:59,363 --> 00:24:02,365 The plug is the boss, Madame X. 590 00:24:02,366 --> 00:24:03,733 ♪ ♪ 591 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:07,003 - Can I get a shot? - Two. 592 00:24:07,004 --> 00:24:08,538 God, I really hate these meetings. 593 00:24:08,539 --> 00:24:10,774 They're so dark. 594 00:24:10,775 --> 00:24:12,742 Hey, congratulations. You're a grandpa. 595 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:14,310 You just don't know it yet. 596 00:24:16,714 --> 00:24:18,616 You should break up with him. 597 00:24:20,117 --> 00:24:21,417 Oh, shit. 598 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,519 Oh, oh. 599 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,787 Oh, my God. 600 00:24:23,788 --> 00:24:26,389 Hey, I was just looking for you guys. 601 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,424 There you are. 602 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,293 Oh, Tick Tock, I really like the boots. 603 00:24:30,294 --> 00:24:31,728 I like the top. 604 00:24:31,729 --> 00:24:34,130 Your inner light is just, like, blinding me right now. 605 00:24:34,131 --> 00:24:35,231 It's gorgeous. 606 00:24:35,232 --> 00:24:36,966 Why we meeting at a mall? 607 00:24:36,967 --> 00:24:38,501 Just thought maybe we could get a little girl time in, 608 00:24:38,502 --> 00:24:40,770 a little shopping or something. 609 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,339 Do I look like I shop at a Gap 610 00:24:43,340 --> 00:24:44,841 or eat at a Cinnabon? 611 00:24:44,842 --> 00:24:47,043 No, I don't think so. No. 612 00:24:47,044 --> 00:24:49,279 You wanna meet in a public place mean you scared, 613 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,581 mean bad news. 614 00:24:51,582 --> 00:24:53,082 I don't like bad news. 615 00:24:53,083 --> 00:24:54,350 Wow, wow. 616 00:24:54,351 --> 00:24:55,952 You are so intuitive. 617 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:57,687 What are you, a Scorpio? It's obvious. 618 00:24:57,688 --> 00:24:59,222 I can give you a reading sometime 619 00:24:59,223 --> 00:25:00,356 if you're ever interested. 620 00:25:00,357 --> 00:25:02,392 Anyway, so it seems that Stella, uh, 621 00:25:02,393 --> 00:25:05,328 and some random friend of hers 622 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,197 flushed the Pink Hashmeena, 623 00:25:07,198 --> 00:25:09,732 like... like, down the toilet. 624 00:25:15,072 --> 00:25:16,573 One thing you might not know about me... 625 00:25:16,574 --> 00:25:17,807 Mm-hmm. 626 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,543 I struggle with anger management issues. 627 00:25:20,544 --> 00:25:22,111 I never would have guessed. 628 00:25:22,112 --> 00:25:23,680 Mm-mm. Yup. 629 00:25:23,681 --> 00:25:25,248 Ever since I was little. 630 00:25:25,249 --> 00:25:28,484 Little boy pulls my pigtails, I knock him out. 631 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:31,254 Somebody steals from me, I shoot 'em. 632 00:25:31,255 --> 00:25:32,722 That's just what I do. 633 00:25:32,723 --> 00:25:35,925 Well, violence is rarely the answer. 634 00:25:35,926 --> 00:25:37,927 My therapist tells me to channel my anger. 635 00:25:37,928 --> 00:25:39,562 Your therapist sounds really wise. 636 00:25:39,563 --> 00:25:43,499 But you got me at a mall and you don't have the Pink? 637 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,235 I hate the mall. 638 00:25:45,236 --> 00:25:47,170 Lucky for you, malls are dying nationwide, 639 00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:49,138 so they won't be around much longer. 640 00:25:49,139 --> 00:25:52,508 You saying that right there makes me wanna shoot you. 641 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:56,512 OK, um, I'm kind of more into choking than hair play, 642 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,915 so, uh... but, um, there's kids around 643 00:25:58,916 --> 00:26:01,784 and elderly people getting in their 10,000 steps, 644 00:26:01,785 --> 00:26:05,555 so can't shoot a Leila in a mall, right? 645 00:26:05,556 --> 00:26:07,757 No, she's right. 646 00:26:07,758 --> 00:26:10,159 We'll take her somewhere else. 647 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,629 ♪ ♪ 648 00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:15,665 You wanna know something about me? 649 00:26:15,666 --> 00:26:17,533 I'm a student of parkour! 650 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:20,169 ♪ ♪ 651 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,108 Damn! 652 00:26:25,109 --> 00:26:26,209 You see that? 653 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,411 She fell through the Throw-N-Shade! 654 00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:30,513 That's where I just got my glasses from the other day. 655 00:26:30,514 --> 00:26:32,081 No, them? 656 00:26:32,082 --> 00:26:33,750 - What? Buy one, get one free. - Them poppin'. 657 00:26:33,751 --> 00:26:35,218 These the ones I was telling you about 658 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:36,739 when you got me wearing these in Miami. 659 00:26:38,689 --> 00:26:41,324 Why you gotta... Mm. 660 00:26:41,325 --> 00:26:42,859 Good thing they buy one, get one free. 661 00:26:42,860 --> 00:26:44,360 She be doing too much. 662 00:26:44,361 --> 00:26:46,029 I was just finna ask you could I borrow? 663 00:26:46,030 --> 00:26:47,330 Yeah, I mean, if you can glue 'em together. 664 00:26:47,331 --> 00:26:50,033 I got 'em in red too. 665 00:26:53,103 --> 00:26:54,605 Parkour. 666 00:26:57,650 --> 00:27:00,051 Today was gonna be such a good day. 667 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:02,854 Mm. 668 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:05,857 You are... so pretty. 669 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:09,627 Damn, and I was gonna hit up my edibles guy 670 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,229 and hit that. 671 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:14,833 He one of those "Silicone" Valley pot "afacionidos." 672 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:17,102 Huh? You mean like an expert? 673 00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:19,871 Shoot, I'd smash, but I'd think I'd feel 674 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:21,206 bad after I did it, though. 675 00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:22,574 I feel bad for you now. 676 00:27:22,575 --> 00:27:24,509 I mean, do you even know his name, 677 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,911 or you just say, "Ooh, edibles guy, 678 00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:29,080 yeah, give it to me"? 679 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:31,516 First of all, after a good, casual bone-down 680 00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:35,353 with the weed man, I would've slide over to the 4/20 party, 681 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:38,823 but instead, I'm here with yo' ass, and we 'bout to die. 682 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,092 OK, all this death talk is making me nervous. 683 00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:43,361 - Wait, those are... ooh. - OK, really? 684 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,730 OK, I'm sorry. Can I please have a gummy bear? 685 00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:47,165 I mean, it's just been a really rough day. 686 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,367 Oh, go right ahead. Take two. 687 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:50,902 Thank you. I will. 688 00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:52,737 Up, up, and away. 689 00:27:52,738 --> 00:27:55,874 You are trouble. 690 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:58,977 Hi, I'm Darcy. 691 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,746 Hi. 692 00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:05,650 Whoa, hold on. 693 00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:07,352 This ain't good. 694 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:09,120 - Damn! - Is that Leila? 695 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:12,557 This as yet unidentified woman is a person of interest, 696 00:28:12,558 --> 00:28:14,459 wanted for questioning. - Girl, see, that's Tick Tock. 697 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:15,727 We dead. 698 00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:18,830 If you see her, please call 55-iSNiTCH. 699 00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:21,399 That's 55-iSNiTCH. 700 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,603 I'm Sharon Reed for Blunt News Network. 701 00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:27,305 Maybe it's a coincidence. 702 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:28,540 Coincidence? 703 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:30,442 Tick Tock killed Leila. Now she after us. 704 00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:33,645 Side note... is this whole criminal organization, 705 00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:35,713 like, entirely run by women? 706 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,216 Yes, girl, it's really progressive. 707 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:40,518 And only the female plant gets you high? 708 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,854 You know. Wow, that's0- 709 00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:45,056 I mean, that's great for Madame X. 710 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:46,925 What don't you get, Darcy? 711 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:48,426 The biggest weed dealer in the city 712 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:52,363 thinks we stole $20,000 worth of her best sativa ever. 713 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:56,534 And unless you have 20K, baby, we dead. 714 00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:58,169 So we gon' drink to that. 715 00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:02,774 Hey, I have an idea, but it's not a good one. 716 00:29:05,811 --> 00:29:07,378 Wait right here. 717 00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:11,649 Yeah, we'll just wait right here, I guess. 718 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,118 Whoa. 719 00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:15,653 This is giving Richie Rich. 720 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:16,788 Who crib is this? 721 00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:17,922 A friend. 722 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,925 The GPS says that she's here. 723 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,660 A friend you tracking? 724 00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:24,395 Now, that's weird. 725 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,564 For your information, people do it all the time with people 726 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:27,899 they love and trust. 727 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,334 Well, it's giving stalkerish. 728 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,703 OK, well, I wasn't asking for your opinion. 729 00:29:31,704 --> 00:29:33,405 And just try not to embarrass me, OK? 730 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,474 Strip club. 731 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,809 God, my tongue feels fat. 732 00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:39,244 Does your tongue feel fat? 733 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:41,012 Girl, my tongue is good, thanks. 734 00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:42,680 Does it look fat to you? 735 00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:44,549 No. Go. 736 00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:45,917 - Hello! - Too loud. 737 00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:47,418 Who are you? 738 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:48,686 Hi. 739 00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:51,222 Uh, you must be Meena's mom. 740 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:53,057 Meena? 741 00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:54,559 That sounds familiar. Shut up. 742 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,994 Ooh. 743 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:58,463 Uh, I really didn't want us to meet like this. 744 00:29:58,464 --> 00:29:59,631 I'm Darcy. 745 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:00,832 Meena's probably mentioned me before. 746 00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,700 - No. - OK. 747 00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:03,902 My daughter's not here. 748 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:06,004 Well, her GPS says otherwise. 749 00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:08,072 I said my daughter isn't here. 750 00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:13,779 Mom, could you please? 751 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:21,519 Just a ray of sunshine. 752 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:25,123 Whoa. Uh-uh. 753 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:26,724 I ain't know y'all was swinging that way. 754 00:30:26,725 --> 00:30:28,726 D, my mom is, like, right there. 755 00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:29,727 What's up with you? I'm sorry. 756 00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:31,462 I just... you look so pretty, and I 757 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:33,298 haven't talked to you all day, and I really like your hair. 758 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:35,066 Stop. 759 00:30:35,067 --> 00:30:37,135 You should have texted. I did. 760 00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:39,904 I've been texting you all day, so I used the tracking app. 761 00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:41,539 - Tracking app? - Remember? 762 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,107 We downloaded it on our picnic so we always 763 00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:44,409 know where the other is? 764 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:45,810 What is wrong with you? 765 00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:47,111 That's exactly what I'm saying. 766 00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:48,880 I'm high. Who's this person? 767 00:30:48,881 --> 00:30:50,248 Hi. I'm Stella. 768 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,016 Your girlfriend is ruining my life. 769 00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:53,751 She's not my girlfriend, OK? 770 00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:55,253 What? 771 00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:56,988 I'm not looking for a relationship. 772 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,089 You know this. 773 00:30:58,090 --> 00:30:59,490 No, you've never said that. 774 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:00,925 When did you say that? 775 00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:02,393 You're making it awkward, Darcy. 776 00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:04,996 OK, can we just talk for a minute, please? 777 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,702 Look, my mom's waiting. 778 00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:13,871 Meena, I'm in trouble, OK? 779 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:17,742 And I was... thinking of... maybe... 780 00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:18,943 She need to borrow 20K. 781 00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,912 Shut your dumb face, OK? 782 00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:22,180 What is wrong with you? 783 00:31:22,181 --> 00:31:23,581 You don't just blurt something out like that. 784 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:24,949 I was working up to it. 785 00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:26,918 You think my mother's gon' give you $20,000? 786 00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:28,219 She hates you. 787 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,287 What? 788 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,756 No, moms love me. 789 00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:33,891 Darcy, you're great. 790 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,093 Uh-oh. 791 00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:36,361 But you not my girl. 792 00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:37,795 I don't know why you asking me for money. 793 00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:40,698 That's gonna replay in your head over and over again. 794 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:42,734 You... you don't mean that. 795 00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:45,336 You're just saying that because I showed up with this reject 796 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,705 asking for money, which is totally not cool, 797 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:49,607 and it's only happening because I'm being chased 798 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:51,909 by really bad-guy drug dealers who wanna kill me. 799 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,344 But that's neither here nor there, 800 00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:55,079 and that's not your issue, that's on me, 801 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,583 so I'm sorry that I bothered you. 802 00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:02,120 And, mm, please apologize to your mom for me. 803 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:09,127 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 804 00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:10,461 Nice crib, though. 805 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:15,600 ♪ ♪ 806 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:17,435 Bad guys. 807 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,671 Drug dealers. 808 00:32:19,672 --> 00:32:21,706 That's so hot! 809 00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:25,443 Both: Lady Bug, start. 810 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,477 Start, Lady Bug. 811 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:29,414 Oh, Lady Bug, live. 812 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:32,984 What's happening? 813 00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:36,688 Girl, Lady Bug is dead. 814 00:32:36,689 --> 00:32:37,889 I don't get it. 815 00:32:37,890 --> 00:32:40,525 I can always make Lady Bug smart... 816 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:41,592 Start. 817 00:32:41,593 --> 00:32:43,027 Words. 818 00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:48,232 Stupid. Girl, RIP to Lady Bug. 819 00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:50,668 Let's just pour up to the dead homeys. 820 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,971 Here you go. Oh, I'm so thirsty. Hold on. 821 00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:56,474 Ooh. 822 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,677 Girl, we gotta make some moves. 823 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:03,214 Whatever you got going on over there, you better kill it, 824 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,483 'cause Tick Tock looking to kill our asses. 825 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,987 Yeah, she can just put me out of my misery. 826 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:13,024 I don't know why I kissed Meena like that. 827 00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:14,792 I don't... I don't do that. 828 00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:16,761 Like, I'm not... I'm not that person. 829 00:33:16,762 --> 00:33:18,196 I'm not, like... 830 00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,331 I'm not, like, so... I'm not, like, that confident 831 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,901 in myself to be able to put myself out there like that. 832 00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:27,739 I feel really weird. 833 00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:29,841 Hmm. 834 00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:32,977 So, ooh, I got a, um... 835 00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:35,713 A confession to make. 836 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:40,084 OK, so the gummies you ate, 837 00:33:40,085 --> 00:33:43,154 they were edibles. 838 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:46,657 So you super high. 839 00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:48,359 You drugged me. 840 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,597 Technically, you stole a bear. 841 00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:56,501 Yeah, but then you gave me another one. 842 00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:01,739 So we gon' finger-point, or we gon' problem-solve? 843 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,641 Wait, that's so crazy. 844 00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:06,644 I thought, like, edibles were, like, 845 00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,279 you know, know, like... Like, the brownies. 846 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,680 You know, like when they do in the movies? 847 00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:11,315 They put all the shit in the brownies, 848 00:34:11,316 --> 00:34:12,717 and then, like, a grandma comes in 849 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,352 and she eats 'em or some shit? 850 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:15,720 You know, I thought it was like that. 851 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:16,854 Girl, no, ma'am. 852 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:19,257 Baby, you have no idea about weed. 853 00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:20,558 - No. - Those are pot gummies. 854 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,627 They look and they taste like candy. 855 00:34:22,628 --> 00:34:23,928 You high. 856 00:34:23,929 --> 00:34:28,166 Wow, I was duped by deceptive marketing. 857 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:31,035 I like that word, "deceptive." 858 00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:34,906 OK, so new plan. 859 00:34:34,907 --> 00:34:36,908 We gon' call an Uber. 860 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:39,377 We gon' wait. We gon' chill. 861 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:42,713 We gon' smoke this joint to get all that paranoia 862 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:45,983 and freaky energy out of your system. 863 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:47,952 Wow. 864 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:49,720 Marijuana does that? 865 00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:50,988 Mm-hmm. 866 00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:53,558 Pink Hashmeena is magical. 867 00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:54,926 Here go the Pink. 868 00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:01,532 That a girl. 869 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,668 ♪ I must have died and gone to heaven ♪ 870 00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,603 ♪ 'Cause it was quarter past 11:00 ♪ 871 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:09,740 ♪ On a Saturday in 1999 ♪ 872 00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:11,676 ♪ Right across from where I'm standing ♪ 873 00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:13,945 ♪ On the dance floor she was landing ♪ 874 00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:17,381 ♪ It was clear that she was from another time ♪ 875 00:35:17,382 --> 00:35:20,485 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 876 00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:25,289 ♪ She's just a cosmic girl, oh, yeah ♪ 877 00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,891 ♪ From another galaxy ♪ 878 00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:29,393 Oh, I feel so good! 879 00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:31,462 Oh, you do this all the time? 880 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,531 No wonder why you're so lazy. 881 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:35,700 I would never get anything done. 882 00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:40,805 I mean, you are insulting me, but I don't care. 883 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,341 Hey, you're not annoying me. 884 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:45,176 Same! 885 00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:46,677 This is the first time I didn't wanna 886 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:48,779 punch you in your face since we met, 887 00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:50,414 and you just called me lazy. 888 00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:52,783 Well, hey, I'm about to give you a compliment. 889 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,720 You have such good taste in music. 890 00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:57,455 I know, right? 891 00:35:57,456 --> 00:35:59,991 Now I'm gonna throw that compliment right back at you. 892 00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:02,793 Your so-called little girlfriend, she's cute. 893 00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:04,662 And with that little pink outfit she had on, 894 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:07,765 I did not like it, but she's still cute, though. 895 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:09,166 Yeah, she is a fox. 896 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,235 And I do hate that pink outfit as well. 897 00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:14,805 And she did dump me, but I feel great, 898 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:17,675 and I never feel great. 899 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,143 Yeah. 900 00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:21,646 Well, that's the power of the Pink, baby. 901 00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:24,181 ♪ When I see her pretty face ♪ 902 00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:26,884 ♪ She's just a cosmic girl ♪ 903 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:27,985 Ooh. 904 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,087 You got the fancy Uber, huh? 905 00:36:32,925 --> 00:36:34,726 Oh, shoot. That's Tick Tock. 906 00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:40,264 Tick Tock drives for Uber? 907 00:36:40,265 --> 00:36:42,400 She don't drive for Uber. We dead. 908 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,569 - Oh, hi, sir. - Oh, shoot. 909 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:46,170 - Shut up. - Can I... ah! Wait! 910 00:36:46,171 --> 00:36:47,505 No! Tick Tock, Tick Tock. 911 00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:48,539 - Get out of there. - I'm being dragged! 912 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,941 Tick Tock, how you found us? 913 00:36:49,942 --> 00:36:52,109 - Please, sir, no! - I know you saw me call you. 914 00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:53,611 - No, not the trunk! - You got me. 915 00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:55,713 I hate the trunk! I hate small spaces! 916 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:56,881 Please, I'll pee myself! 917 00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:57,915 Oh, that's not that bad. 918 00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,117 I can sit in this one. 919 00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:07,425 ♪ ♪ 920 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:09,360 I think she's gonna shoot me. 921 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:11,129 I can hear you. 922 00:37:11,130 --> 00:37:12,664 I think she can hear me. 923 00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:14,565 Y'all might be the dumbest potheads ever, 924 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,301 and that's really saying something. 925 00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:19,971 But killing folks that piss me off, 926 00:37:19,972 --> 00:37:21,739 that's the old me. 927 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,841 I'm working on myself. 928 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,410 I'm working on myself too. 929 00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:28,646 One day at a time, girlfriend. 930 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:30,915 I've gone a week without hitting anyone, 931 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,851 but you about to make me break my streak right now. 932 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,753 ♪ ♪ 933 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,356 But what... but what about Leila? 934 00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:40,024 She ain't even hit that girl. 935 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,927 She scared her into jumping, but that's different. 936 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:44,262 Y'all don't even know. 937 00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:47,098 Tick Tock was crazy before she got all Zen. 938 00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:48,833 Y'all would be so dead right now. 939 00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:53,037 Happy? Now back at zero. 940 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:55,807 That should have been you. 941 00:37:55,808 --> 00:37:56,841 Ooh. 942 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,443 OK, c-can I offer you 943 00:37:58,444 --> 00:38:01,746 the healing power of THC? 944 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:04,916 It's very relaxing and good for anger issues. 945 00:38:04,917 --> 00:38:07,485 I got gummies. 946 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:11,222 - Gummy worms? - Gummy bears. 947 00:38:11,223 --> 00:38:13,391 Fine. You lucky it's red. 948 00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:16,427 ♪ ♪ 949 00:38:16,428 --> 00:38:17,862 I think we should make a run for it. 950 00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:19,397 Yeah, I can't feel my legs, 951 00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:21,733 so I'm gonna have to pass on the escape. 952 00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:23,601 ♪ ♪ 953 00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:25,403 We good, right there. 954 00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:32,377 ♪ ♪ 955 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:33,845 Junebug and Cameo, hurry up and get 'em out. 956 00:38:33,846 --> 00:38:35,079 What you screamin' for? 957 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,881 Move faster. 958 00:38:36,882 --> 00:38:38,383 OK. 959 00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:39,751 Oh, my God. 960 00:38:39,752 --> 00:38:42,153 Oh, oh. 961 00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:44,856 Oh, God. This is like... Hey, I like your braids. 962 00:38:44,857 --> 00:38:46,190 This is exactly where they take somebody 963 00:38:46,191 --> 00:38:47,458 to kill them in a movie. 964 00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:49,127 Today feels like a movie. 965 00:38:49,128 --> 00:38:50,361 And we're the stars. 966 00:38:53,198 --> 00:38:57,235 ♪ ♪ 967 00:38:57,236 --> 00:38:59,904 How stoned are you guys? 968 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:04,008 I mean, pretty stoned. 969 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,811 What are y'all even looking at? 970 00:39:10,249 --> 00:39:12,250 - Run! - Oh, my God! 971 00:39:12,251 --> 00:39:14,018 Get 'em, idiots! 972 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:15,720 Go! 973 00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:17,088 Stupidest. 974 00:39:17,089 --> 00:39:18,423 ♪ ♪ 975 00:39:18,424 --> 00:39:20,391 And cut. 976 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:22,260 Come on, Darcy. 977 00:39:22,261 --> 00:39:23,261 Come on. Ah! 978 00:39:23,262 --> 00:39:25,396 Come on. 979 00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:26,831 Why would you do that? 980 00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:28,666 Me, then you. 981 00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:30,301 I thought me was me, man. I thought me was me. 982 00:39:30,302 --> 00:39:31,402 Come on, man. Mo... 983 00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:33,404 I swear y'all the stupidest. 984 00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:35,173 Tick Tock, he acting crazy. 985 00:39:35,174 --> 00:39:36,874 Try to get... see, every time. 986 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,377 You're too big. I'm too- 987 00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:41,212 - No, I gotta lift here and you don't. 988 00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:42,480 I'm too big? 989 00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:43,948 You think they playing about they money? 990 00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:45,817 Who? 991 00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:48,886 Oh, my God. 992 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,421 - Ooh. - Did that really just happen, 993 00:39:50,422 --> 00:39:52,356 or am I just really, really high? 994 00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:53,458 Both. 995 00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:55,393 What day is it? 4/20. 996 00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:56,861 Are you that stoned? 997 00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:57,995 Not the date, the day. 998 00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:59,263 Saturday. 999 00:40:01,133 --> 00:40:02,333 I know where to go. 1000 00:40:02,334 --> 00:40:03,434 Let's go. OK. 1001 00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:04,435 ♪ Here we go, yo ♪ 1002 00:40:04,436 --> 00:40:05,970 Oh, God, those heels. 1003 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:07,205 ♪ So what, so what, so what's the scenario ♪ 1004 00:40:07,206 --> 00:40:08,940 Perfect place to hide out. 1005 00:40:08,941 --> 00:40:11,776 OK, what do dinosaurs have to do with roller-skating? 1006 00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:14,145 And how does this stop us from being dead? 1007 00:40:14,146 --> 00:40:15,847 Girl, dinos are cool. 1008 00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:17,215 Skating is cool. 1009 00:40:17,216 --> 00:40:19,083 And on a Saturday, they play some dope music. 1010 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:20,518 Hey. 1011 00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:22,620 Wow, that is such good news because, you know, 1012 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:24,555 my biggest concern on this whole thing 1013 00:40:24,556 --> 00:40:26,791 was absolutely the soundtrack. 1014 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:28,860 But you know what? Sick tracks? Great. 1015 00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:30,027 Hey. 1016 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,229 What's up, everybody? 1017 00:40:31,230 --> 00:40:32,563 It's your master of ceremonies. 1018 00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:34,365 And I wanna welcome you to Dino Skate Saturdays. 1019 00:40:34,366 --> 00:40:36,000 I see we got Stella in the house. 1020 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,034 I see you, Stella. 1021 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,102 Whoo! 1022 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:40,571 DJ B is lit tonight. Let's go. 1023 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:41,739 You know the DJ? 1024 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,608 Of course I know the DJ. 1025 00:40:43,609 --> 00:40:45,443 Wow, that's really cool. 1026 00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:46,711 Yeah, but I still don't think that this is 1027 00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:48,546 the best time to be skating. 1028 00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:50,515 Darcy, it's our cover, girl. 1029 00:40:50,516 --> 00:40:51,849 Tick Tock would never think we'd 1030 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:53,851 be crazy enough to be skating. 1031 00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:56,320 Duh. 1032 00:40:56,321 --> 00:40:58,556 Ooh, ooh. 1033 00:41:02,461 --> 00:41:04,362 Man, why we gotta sit here and do this? 1034 00:41:04,363 --> 00:41:05,830 This is killing me, man. 1035 00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:07,999 My thing, she don't even rent us states. 1036 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,168 She don't rent us... We don't wanna skate. 1037 00:41:10,169 --> 00:41:11,536 Oh, yeah, we don't. 1038 00:41:11,537 --> 00:41:13,171 I don't wanna kill neither, man. 1039 00:41:13,172 --> 00:41:15,406 What do you wanna do, then, if you don't wanna do this? 1040 00:41:15,407 --> 00:41:17,341 Boy, I been trying to rap. 1041 00:41:17,342 --> 00:41:19,443 Nah, let me hear something. 1042 00:41:19,444 --> 00:41:20,978 Like, off the dome or something I wrote? 1043 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,146 'Cause I got both. 1044 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:24,215 Just hit me with something, man. 1045 00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:27,051 Come on, Cameo. Hey. 1046 00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:29,320 ♪ Ripping on any beat, that's an adaption ♪ 1047 00:41:29,321 --> 00:41:32,456 ♪ Of running out of breath or bringing it back in ♪ 1048 00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:34,825 ♪ Need my money up front, don't deal with the back end ♪ 1049 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,528 ♪ Your pockets on a diet, boy, I'm calling you Atkins. ♪ 1050 00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:39,697 Yeah. 1051 00:41:39,698 --> 00:41:41,799 - Nah, that ain't it. - Listen, man. 1052 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,801 Hey, Tick Tock. 1053 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:46,037 You found us again. Duh. 1054 00:41:46,038 --> 00:41:47,838 You know, I asked myself, where would I go if I 1055 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:50,174 was stoned out of my brain? 1056 00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:53,678 I mean, they got the best music on Saturdays, right? 1057 00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:55,513 I love it, coming here. 1058 00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:57,348 You so good on them skates. 1059 00:41:57,349 --> 00:41:59,083 Thank you. 1060 00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:01,586 Dr. Bob said I should do something like a hobby 1061 00:42:01,587 --> 00:42:03,921 to channel my inner anger. 1062 00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:06,791 Turns out, I'm pretty good on these wheels. 1063 00:42:06,792 --> 00:42:08,759 Darcy, please don't do that freaky shit. 1064 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,028 Oh. I choose to remain calm. 1065 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,731 I have a... I have a very bright future. 1066 00:42:13,732 --> 00:42:15,132 But I'm not gonna have a very bright future 1067 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:16,567 'cause I'm gonna die at Dino Skate. 1068 00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:18,169 Oh, oh! Oh! 1069 00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:22,206 Oh! Go with it, girl. 1070 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:23,407 You're OK. 1071 00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:25,409 Just a little high is all. 1072 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,247 Damn! Why she so loud? 1073 00:42:30,649 --> 00:42:33,217 See, normally, I'd bust in her head. 1074 00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:34,619 Ooh. 1075 00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:37,288 But I'm working on myself. 1076 00:42:37,289 --> 00:42:38,556 This is my safe space. 1077 00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:40,925 Safe space? 1078 00:42:40,926 --> 00:42:42,660 Yo! Bust her in the head. 1079 00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:43,661 - Come on, man. - Oh, yeah, yeah, you right. 1080 00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:44,996 You right. Get that. 1081 00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:49,934 Hey, you wanna see me do a twirl? 1082 00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:51,469 Hell yeah! 1083 00:42:51,470 --> 00:42:53,504 Hey! 1084 00:42:53,505 --> 00:42:54,639 That's really cool, Tick Tock. 1085 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,906 Shut up. 1086 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:56,974 ♪ What you about, kid ♪ 1087 00:42:56,975 --> 00:42:58,109 ♪ Fly like a falcon ♪ 1088 00:42:58,110 --> 00:42:59,210 ♪ Where you get your outfit ♪ 1089 00:42:59,211 --> 00:43:00,244 ♪ Get like me ♪ 1090 00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:01,245 ♪ Got your whip murked ♪ 1091 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,346 ♪ With the tints dark ♪ 1092 00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:03,248 ♪ Two spots when you park ♪ 1093 00:43:03,249 --> 00:43:04,282 ♪ Get like me ♪ 1094 00:43:04,283 --> 00:43:06,550 Boss wants to talk to y'all. 1095 00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:08,152 I'm Madame X, 1096 00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:11,055 and you have something that belongs to me. 1097 00:43:13,525 --> 00:43:14,558 Ow. 1098 00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:15,760 Tick Tock! 1099 00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:17,695 Are you roller-skating again? 1100 00:43:17,696 --> 00:43:20,231 Uh, yeah, 'cause, you know, Dr. Bob said it was 1101 00:43:20,232 --> 00:43:21,599 good for me to work on my... 1102 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,633 I don't care! 1103 00:43:22,634 --> 00:43:24,735 Get her up. 1104 00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:26,504 - Darcy, get up. - OK. 1105 00:43:26,505 --> 00:43:28,039 Where's my product? 1106 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,874 Speak! 1107 00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:31,676 OK, I flushed it by accident, and it was a total mistake. 1108 00:43:31,677 --> 00:43:33,244 I don't know anything about drugs. 1109 00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:37,516 Yo, shut up! 1110 00:43:39,885 --> 00:43:42,219 Madame X, please, I know we messed up. 1111 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,487 Let's make it right. 1112 00:43:43,488 --> 00:43:44,922 Hmm. 1113 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:48,259 The Pink Hashmeena or the 20,000, 1114 00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,860 by midnight. 1115 00:43:49,861 --> 00:43:52,063 If you're light, I'll kill you. 1116 00:43:52,064 --> 00:43:54,999 If you're late, I'll kill you. 1117 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,133 Are we clear? 1118 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:57,368 That means she's done with you. 1119 00:43:57,369 --> 00:43:59,036 OK. Excuse me. 1120 00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:00,404 Oh, God. 1121 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:01,806 - Darcy, come on. - I can't skate. 1122 00:44:01,807 --> 00:44:03,107 It's Dino Skate. 1123 00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:04,442 You can't be acting like you can't skate. 1124 00:44:04,443 --> 00:44:06,377 So what do you think? 1125 00:44:06,378 --> 00:44:07,511 They're lying. 1126 00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:08,913 No one's that stupid. 1127 00:44:08,914 --> 00:44:10,815 Go to her house and check under her bed. 1128 00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:12,850 First we get the Pink, 1129 00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:16,187 and then we'll deal with them later. 1130 00:44:16,188 --> 00:44:18,189 Why y'all in my face? 1131 00:44:18,190 --> 00:44:19,757 We ain't got no skates. 1132 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:22,360 ♪ ♪ 1133 00:44:22,361 --> 00:44:24,328 We need a plan. 1134 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:25,363 Agreed. 1135 00:44:25,364 --> 00:44:27,231 Step one, pooh! 1136 00:44:28,567 --> 00:44:30,334 I'm getting a peek into your whole life: 1137 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:33,871 drama, and then, hey, let's smoke a doobie. 1138 00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:36,774 This is how I come up with a plan. 1139 00:44:36,775 --> 00:44:38,743 And, girl, ain't nobody say no doobie. 1140 00:44:38,744 --> 00:44:40,478 Oh, excuse me, OK? 1141 00:44:40,479 --> 00:44:41,979 I'm so lame. 1142 00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:43,447 You know, I'm sorry that I don't know all the ways 1143 00:44:43,448 --> 00:44:44,482 of a pathetic pothead. 1144 00:44:44,483 --> 00:44:45,683 Please teach me. 1145 00:44:45,684 --> 00:44:47,752 Hey, I got dreams. 1146 00:44:47,753 --> 00:44:48,886 I got goals. 1147 00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:51,589 OK, what are they? 1148 00:44:51,590 --> 00:44:53,624 What are your dreams? 1149 00:44:53,625 --> 00:44:55,559 Not that it's any of your business, 1150 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,262 but I'd like to open up a weed shop, 1151 00:44:58,263 --> 00:45:00,664 a legal one in Cali. 1152 00:45:00,665 --> 00:45:01,866 It'd be so cool. 1153 00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:04,902 People'd come and hang out, smoke, 1154 00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:08,372 drink some coffee, you know? 1155 00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:09,607 Go ahead and make fun of it. 1156 00:45:09,608 --> 00:45:11,509 I know you want to. 1157 00:45:11,510 --> 00:45:13,911 No, I'm actually impressed. 1158 00:45:13,912 --> 00:45:15,112 It's way better than mine. 1159 00:45:15,113 --> 00:45:18,282 I just wanted to make manager. 1160 00:45:18,283 --> 00:45:19,383 Ew! 1161 00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:21,085 At our job you got fired from? 1162 00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:22,020 Don't "ew" me. 1163 00:45:22,021 --> 00:45:24,355 I was nice about your dream. 1164 00:45:24,356 --> 00:45:26,590 Yeah, mine makes sense. 1165 00:45:26,591 --> 00:45:29,560 Yours is depressing. 1166 00:45:29,561 --> 00:45:31,395 It is depressing. 1167 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:35,633 Look, Darcy, there are times to be straight, 1168 00:45:35,634 --> 00:45:37,635 and there are times to be high. 1169 00:45:37,636 --> 00:45:40,304 This is the latter. 1170 00:45:40,305 --> 00:45:41,705 Can I have some? 1171 00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:44,175 ♪ ♪ 1172 00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:46,043 Here. 1173 00:45:46,044 --> 00:45:48,245 Maybe we can go get some more. 1174 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:52,583 That's it, Darcy. 1175 00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:54,118 I got a plan. 1176 00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:55,820 ♪ ♪ 1177 00:45:55,821 --> 00:45:57,788 Boo-yah. 1178 00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:01,091 No, don't put that in there. 1179 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,693 No, don't put that in there. 1180 00:46:02,694 --> 00:46:05,162 No. Oh, that's so big! That's so big! 1181 00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:09,099 That was so good. 1182 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:12,102 OK, so we're just barging in now? 1183 00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:13,637 Why does everyone feel so comfortable 1184 00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:16,507 just coming into my house? 1185 00:46:16,508 --> 00:46:17,708 OK, you mean business. 1186 00:46:17,709 --> 00:46:19,944 Hi. How's it going? 1187 00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,812 This where Stella lives? 1188 00:46:21,813 --> 00:46:23,714 You know what? Everyone is asking that today. 1189 00:46:23,715 --> 00:46:25,249 And the answer, uh, is yes. 1190 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:27,117 But the question no one's asking is, 1191 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,752 is Stella a good roommate? 1192 00:46:28,753 --> 00:46:32,089 And the answer is... no, not really. 1193 00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:35,793 Hi, I'm Blaize with an I. Who are you? 1194 00:46:35,794 --> 00:46:38,729 Blaize with an I, she took something 1195 00:46:38,730 --> 00:46:40,231 that doesn't belong to her. 1196 00:46:40,232 --> 00:46:43,968 And you, you gon' help me find it. 1197 00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:46,737 Well, as much as I would love to invade my roommate's 1198 00:46:46,738 --> 00:46:50,808 privacy, and I would love to do that, 1199 00:46:50,809 --> 00:46:54,912 I don't think I will be doing that today, Little Miss Thing. 1200 00:46:54,913 --> 00:46:58,282 So if you could please find your way to the exit, 1201 00:46:58,283 --> 00:47:02,086 I would greatly appreciate tha-a-at. 1202 00:47:02,087 --> 00:47:06,824 Take me to her room before I kill you. 1203 00:47:06,825 --> 00:47:08,360 OK, first one on the left. 1204 00:47:11,299 --> 00:47:12,866 Well, it's been super neat wrecking 1205 00:47:12,867 --> 00:47:15,035 my own house while you stand there 1206 00:47:15,036 --> 00:47:18,005 not lifting a finger to help. 1207 00:47:18,006 --> 00:47:19,640 But are we done here? 1208 00:47:19,641 --> 00:47:22,843 We're not done until I find what she stole. 1209 00:47:22,844 --> 00:47:25,980 OK, well, I am not stoned enough for this. 1210 00:47:25,981 --> 00:47:27,648 Ow! Ah! 1211 00:47:27,649 --> 00:47:30,250 I been doing so good, working the steps, 1212 00:47:30,251 --> 00:47:34,521 doing my skating, but you are making it hard not to hurt. 1213 00:47:34,522 --> 00:47:37,124 Now, tell me, where would she keep my product? 1214 00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:38,359 Ah! 1215 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,260 She only goes three places... ah! 1216 00:47:40,261 --> 00:47:43,564 One, here; two, her stupid job; 1217 00:47:43,565 --> 00:47:45,299 and three, the weed man! 1218 00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:47,101 The weed man! 1219 00:47:47,102 --> 00:47:48,469 Great. 1220 00:47:48,470 --> 00:47:50,137 Let's go see the weed man. 1221 00:47:50,138 --> 00:47:53,040 Yeah, let's go see the weed man. 1222 00:47:56,878 --> 00:47:59,713 OK, we're gonna figure this out. 1223 00:47:59,714 --> 00:48:01,415 OK, yeah, we need supplies. 1224 00:48:01,416 --> 00:48:02,850 Come on. Supplies for what? 1225 00:48:02,851 --> 00:48:04,818 Are we gonna get Madame X an "I love Atlanta" T-shirt? 1226 00:48:04,819 --> 00:48:06,186 Darcy, come on. 1227 00:48:06,187 --> 00:48:07,788 ♪ ♪ 1228 00:48:09,357 --> 00:48:10,991 My first stakeout. 1229 00:48:14,262 --> 00:48:16,363 Surprisingly not fun. 1230 00:48:16,364 --> 00:48:18,066 We're just gonna sit here or what? 1231 00:48:19,668 --> 00:48:20,734 Oh! 1232 00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:22,102 Come on. 1233 00:48:22,103 --> 00:48:23,904 You said this is where she gets her product from. 1234 00:48:23,905 --> 00:48:26,607 Now, she's got a pound of the best weed in Atlanta, 1235 00:48:26,608 --> 00:48:29,176 and I bet she's trying to sell it. 1236 00:48:29,177 --> 00:48:32,312 Brother man, uh, let me get some of that 1237 00:48:32,313 --> 00:48:34,481 Pink Hashmeena, my boy. Illegal. 1238 00:48:34,482 --> 00:48:36,350 This Atlanta, man. We don't sell weed. 1239 00:48:36,351 --> 00:48:37,618 I know for a fact you do. 1240 00:48:37,619 --> 00:48:39,053 They told me to come in here and look 1241 00:48:39,054 --> 00:48:40,354 for a light-skinned brother with an orange shirt, 1242 00:48:40,355 --> 00:48:42,623 and, uh, you the only one. 1243 00:48:42,624 --> 00:48:44,992 Yeah, this Atlanta, man. We sell Delta-8... 1244 00:48:44,993 --> 00:48:47,561 Listen, I don't even fly Delta, my boy. 1245 00:48:47,562 --> 00:48:49,396 I be in the sky, though. 1246 00:48:49,397 --> 00:48:51,632 High as a kite. Pink Hashmeena. 1247 00:48:51,633 --> 00:48:53,534 I got something for every ailment. 1248 00:48:53,535 --> 00:48:54,835 Just tell me how you wanna feel. 1249 00:48:54,836 --> 00:48:57,137 I wanna be out my mind, J. Cole, so please, 1250 00:48:57,138 --> 00:48:59,940 can you go back there and get me my Pink Hashmeena? 1251 00:48:59,941 --> 00:49:02,409 Look, Stella is not really the entrepreneur that you 1252 00:49:02,410 --> 00:49:04,011 seem to think that she is. 1253 00:49:04,012 --> 00:49:05,846 She's probably just, like, stocking up 1254 00:49:05,847 --> 00:49:08,215 or trying to talk to her boo thing 1255 00:49:08,216 --> 00:49:09,683 or whatever in there, OK? 1256 00:49:09,684 --> 00:49:12,486 Not that big a deal. 1257 00:49:14,656 --> 00:49:16,457 Oh! Ow! 1258 00:49:16,458 --> 00:49:18,258 Ah! 1259 00:49:18,259 --> 00:49:19,827 Ow, come on! 1260 00:49:19,828 --> 00:49:22,730 Ah! I just got an eyelash replacement. 1261 00:49:22,731 --> 00:49:25,566 Do you know how crazy that is? 1262 00:49:25,567 --> 00:49:26,633 Oh, my God, there she is. 1263 00:49:26,634 --> 00:49:28,469 It's Stella. There she is. 1264 00:49:30,271 --> 00:49:31,538 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1265 00:49:31,539 --> 00:49:33,107 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1266 00:49:33,108 --> 00:49:34,575 Let's get it, Darcy. 1267 00:49:36,611 --> 00:49:39,012 Time to get into character. 1268 00:49:39,013 --> 00:49:41,515 Say hello to my little friends. 1269 00:49:41,516 --> 00:49:43,550 ♪ ♪ 1270 00:49:43,551 --> 00:49:45,352 - Pink Hashmeena... - Everybody freeze! 1271 00:49:45,353 --> 00:49:47,154 Oh, my Lord. 1272 00:49:47,155 --> 00:49:48,522 Well, this is new. 1273 00:49:48,523 --> 00:49:50,157 Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt. 1274 00:49:50,158 --> 00:49:53,127 Sis, you're actually getting good at this. 1275 00:49:53,128 --> 00:49:54,194 Period. 1276 00:49:54,195 --> 00:49:55,763 What's with the water guns? 1277 00:49:55,764 --> 00:49:57,364 Hey, freeze your mouth, pretty boy. 1278 00:49:57,365 --> 00:50:00,134 These water guns are filled up with frog poison. 1279 00:50:00,135 --> 00:50:01,435 Mm-hmm. 1280 00:50:01,436 --> 00:50:02,870 What's frog poison? 1281 00:50:02,871 --> 00:50:05,405 You know them frogs you lick and you get all trippy? 1282 00:50:05,406 --> 00:50:06,540 See, that's what I wanna be. 1283 00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:07,641 I wanna be like them. 1284 00:50:07,642 --> 00:50:09,143 Whatever mind frame they in, 1285 00:50:09,144 --> 00:50:11,278 this what I need in my life, right here, all that. 1286 00:50:11,279 --> 00:50:12,780 And it's toxic. 1287 00:50:12,781 --> 00:50:15,649 Yeah, you get a... a really bad skin reaction. 1288 00:50:15,650 --> 00:50:19,653 Yeah. Two words: Pink Hashmeena in my hand. 1289 00:50:19,654 --> 00:50:20,888 Well, actually, that's more than two words. 1290 00:50:20,889 --> 00:50:22,222 Oh, he's a smart guy. 1291 00:50:22,223 --> 00:50:23,924 Well... well, let's see how smart you are 1292 00:50:23,925 --> 00:50:26,860 when you're having a bad trip and a nasty skin reaction. 1293 00:50:26,861 --> 00:50:30,464 Uh, yeah, Pink Hashmeena is extremely rare, 1294 00:50:30,465 --> 00:50:32,766 very potent, and highly illegal. 1295 00:50:32,767 --> 00:50:35,702 We know you got it, gorgeous, so slide on in that back 1296 00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:38,572 and give it to us. 1297 00:50:38,573 --> 00:50:40,040 Stella? 1298 00:50:40,041 --> 00:50:42,209 What... Stella, is that you? 1299 00:50:42,210 --> 00:50:45,546 Look like Pretty Vee to me, but I guess. 1300 00:50:45,547 --> 00:50:48,048 We're robbing someone you know? 1301 00:50:48,049 --> 00:50:49,850 Sure, Stella come in here all the time. 1302 00:50:49,851 --> 00:50:52,019 I mean, these are terrible disguises. 1303 00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:53,720 Wait. 1304 00:50:53,721 --> 00:50:55,656 Are you edibles guy? 1305 00:50:55,657 --> 00:50:56,890 I got a nickname. 1306 00:50:56,891 --> 00:50:58,425 That's cool, that's cool. 1307 00:50:58,426 --> 00:50:59,927 Yeah, nah. 1308 00:50:59,928 --> 00:51:01,395 Yeah, no, Stella come in here once a week 1309 00:51:01,396 --> 00:51:03,797 to deliver Pink Hashmeena, except for yesterday 1310 00:51:03,798 --> 00:51:05,933 when she didn't show up. 1311 00:51:05,934 --> 00:51:07,501 You mean to tell me that we are 1312 00:51:07,502 --> 00:51:11,171 robbing the place that sells Pink Hashmeena for Madame X? 1313 00:51:11,172 --> 00:51:13,207 The only place in Atlanta that got it. 1314 00:51:13,208 --> 00:51:15,943 You been having Pink Hashmeena this whole time 1315 00:51:15,944 --> 00:51:17,144 and I could have been gone? 1316 00:51:17,145 --> 00:51:18,612 My kids in the car. 1317 00:51:18,613 --> 00:51:20,080 We getting robbed right now. 1318 00:51:20,081 --> 00:51:21,215 - You getting robbed right now. - No, we getting robbed. 1319 00:51:21,216 --> 00:51:22,282 We getting robbed? 1320 00:51:22,283 --> 00:51:23,817 You getting robbed. 1321 00:51:23,818 --> 00:51:25,619 Uh-huh. 1322 00:51:25,620 --> 00:51:28,956 And we robbing you for Pink Hashmeena. 1323 00:51:28,957 --> 00:51:31,124 Ladies. 1324 00:51:32,293 --> 00:51:33,594 Everybody calm down. 1325 00:51:33,595 --> 00:51:36,096 Ladies, we could go fix this in my office, 1326 00:51:36,097 --> 00:51:38,699 if y'all could just put your... Your... your water guns down. 1327 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:40,234 Yeah, please. Come on, boy. 1328 00:51:40,235 --> 00:51:42,002 Get the Pink Hashmeena. Ladies, get it all up. 1329 00:51:42,003 --> 00:51:43,237 Make sure you grab everything. 1330 00:51:43,238 --> 00:51:45,305 Boss, you want me to call this in? 1331 00:51:45,306 --> 00:51:48,175 No, Carl, you late. 1332 00:51:48,176 --> 00:51:51,345 - Carl, you super late. - What? I was... 1333 00:51:51,346 --> 00:51:54,648 No, no, no, Carl Winslow, you are late, man. 1334 00:51:54,649 --> 00:51:56,049 Come on, man. 1335 00:51:56,050 --> 00:51:57,217 Rule number one, when somebody come in here 1336 00:51:57,218 --> 00:51:58,385 and rob the place, what do you do? 1337 00:51:58,386 --> 00:51:59,386 Grab your gun. 1338 00:51:59,387 --> 00:52:00,621 You ain't got no gun. 1339 00:52:00,622 --> 00:52:02,222 Brother, you got a vest for nothing. 1340 00:52:02,223 --> 00:52:05,259 So you guys are here to rob Madame X to pay back Madame X? 1341 00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:06,960 Y'all know how stupid that plan was, right? 1342 00:52:06,961 --> 00:52:08,228 I do. 1343 00:52:08,229 --> 00:52:10,631 Yes, I said it, literally those exact words, 1344 00:52:10,632 --> 00:52:12,065 when we got the water guns. 1345 00:52:12,066 --> 00:52:14,701 Look, we desperate and we running out of time. 1346 00:52:14,702 --> 00:52:15,869 You gon' help us or what? 1347 00:52:15,870 --> 00:52:17,838 And don't call the cops. 1348 00:52:17,839 --> 00:52:20,540 OK, I'll loan you guys a pound of Pink Hashmeena. 1349 00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:23,010 So you're just gonna give us the Pink Hashmeena? 1350 00:52:23,011 --> 00:52:24,544 I'm gonna loan it to you. 1351 00:52:24,545 --> 00:52:25,979 You gonna have to pay me back. 1352 00:52:25,980 --> 00:52:28,181 This is some expensive weed. 1353 00:52:31,152 --> 00:52:36,924 ♪ ♪ 1354 00:52:36,925 --> 00:52:39,860 And what we gotta do for it? 1355 00:52:39,861 --> 00:52:41,261 How about we go on a date? 1356 00:52:41,262 --> 00:52:43,263 Me and you? 1357 00:52:43,264 --> 00:52:44,798 Or you and me. 1358 00:52:44,799 --> 00:52:47,801 Excuse me, sir, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1359 00:52:47,802 --> 00:52:49,903 She is a woman, OK? 1360 00:52:49,904 --> 00:52:53,874 You cannot just tradesies with her and some weed and... 1361 00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:56,176 Darcy, shut up. 1362 00:52:56,177 --> 00:52:57,411 Deal. 1363 00:52:57,412 --> 00:52:58,845 And you better bring me somewhere nice, 1364 00:52:58,846 --> 00:53:00,814 with tablecloths. 1365 00:53:00,815 --> 00:53:03,050 - OK. - With tablecloths? 1366 00:53:03,051 --> 00:53:04,751 I'll see you at the party. 1367 00:53:06,087 --> 00:53:07,621 Oh, yeah, Carl called the cops, 1368 00:53:07,622 --> 00:53:09,089 so y'all might wanna get out of here. 1369 00:53:09,090 --> 00:53:10,958 Uh-uh. I know this may be reaching, 1370 00:53:10,959 --> 00:53:12,592 but can we get some pre-rolls for the road? 1371 00:53:12,593 --> 00:53:13,894 And gummies! 1372 00:53:13,895 --> 00:53:15,395 This is not fate. 1373 00:53:15,396 --> 00:53:17,197 This is not a coincidence. 1374 00:53:17,198 --> 00:53:20,767 This, this is the 420 gods looking down fondly upon us. 1375 00:53:20,768 --> 00:53:22,636 OK, cops, cops, cops. 1376 00:53:22,637 --> 00:53:24,271 Oh, lay down. 1377 00:53:24,272 --> 00:53:25,907 What the hell? OK. 1378 00:53:28,185 --> 00:53:29,518 Carl, you're a great guy, man. 1379 00:53:29,519 --> 00:53:30,686 I don't think you should be security or nothing. 1380 00:53:30,687 --> 00:53:31,887 - Mm-hmm. - But do you know 1381 00:53:31,888 --> 00:53:33,255 where they keep the Pink Hashmeena? 1382 00:53:33,256 --> 00:53:34,924 Move! Where'd the girls go? 1383 00:53:36,727 --> 00:53:38,394 You stay right here. 1384 00:53:38,395 --> 00:53:40,029 You... you... you too, Carl. 1385 00:53:40,030 --> 00:53:41,330 You ain't got no gun. 1386 00:53:41,331 --> 00:53:42,932 ♪ ♪ 1387 00:53:42,933 --> 00:53:44,533 We're fleeing a crime scene. 1388 00:53:44,534 --> 00:53:46,602 Why would you announce that? 1389 00:53:46,603 --> 00:53:48,304 I need a sports bra. 1390 00:53:48,305 --> 00:53:49,505 So I'll call you? 1391 00:53:49,506 --> 00:53:50,906 Text me! 1392 00:53:50,907 --> 00:53:53,275 ♪ ♪ 1393 00:53:53,276 --> 00:53:54,810 Gotta give the girls they flowers. 1394 00:53:54,811 --> 00:53:55,878 Come on, Darcy. 1395 00:53:57,647 --> 00:53:59,382 It's Stella! 1396 00:53:59,383 --> 00:54:01,050 Hey, Stella! 1397 00:54:01,051 --> 00:54:02,451 Hey! 1398 00:54:02,452 --> 00:54:04,086 She's got the Pink! 1399 00:54:04,087 --> 00:54:05,755 - Hi! - I'ma kill you! 1400 00:54:05,756 --> 00:54:11,761 ♪ ♪ 1401 00:54:11,762 --> 00:54:13,462 We'll find it, OK? OK. 1402 00:54:13,463 --> 00:54:15,898 - Where are you going? - There they go! There they go! 1403 00:54:15,899 --> 00:54:17,833 No. Hold on. 1404 00:54:17,834 --> 00:54:19,635 Seat belts. Are you kidding me? 1405 00:54:19,636 --> 00:54:21,036 Safety first. 1406 00:54:21,037 --> 00:54:22,872 I told this man, but I know one thing. 1407 00:54:22,873 --> 00:54:25,641 They gone. 1408 00:54:25,642 --> 00:54:27,376 ♪ ♪ 1409 00:54:27,377 --> 00:54:29,378 Mm. 1410 00:54:29,379 --> 00:54:30,880 Ain't stealing. 1411 00:54:30,881 --> 00:54:33,215 Don't nobody know you stealing. 1412 00:54:33,216 --> 00:54:34,550 - Come on, they went that way. - Right there! 1413 00:54:34,551 --> 00:54:36,118 They went that way. We can get them on foot. 1414 00:54:36,119 --> 00:54:37,486 No, no! We'll take the car. The car's right here. 1415 00:54:37,487 --> 00:54:38,621 It makes more sense. Oh, we can take the car. 1416 00:54:38,622 --> 00:54:40,556 Come on. Yeah. 1417 00:54:40,557 --> 00:54:42,324 Whoa! 1418 00:54:42,325 --> 00:54:47,396 ♪ ♪ 1419 00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,835 ♪ ♪ 1420 00:54:52,836 --> 00:54:54,336 Yeah. 1421 00:54:54,337 --> 00:55:00,709 ♪ ♪ 1422 00:55:00,710 --> 00:55:02,511 Alexa! 1423 00:55:02,512 --> 00:55:04,113 Play "Brotha I'm Gone." 1424 00:55:13,156 --> 00:55:14,590 Come on! 1425 00:55:16,593 --> 00:55:18,494 ♪ ♪ 1426 00:55:18,495 --> 00:55:19,829 My tits, my tits, my tits. 1427 00:55:22,566 --> 00:55:29,206 ♪ ♪ 1428 00:55:35,879 --> 00:55:37,246 Run for the park. 1429 00:55:37,247 --> 00:55:40,283 They'll never look for us there. 1430 00:55:44,688 --> 00:55:46,256 - Darcy, run! - Oh, God! 1431 00:55:51,661 --> 00:55:53,028 Halt, criminals! 1432 00:55:53,029 --> 00:55:55,331 What are we doing? 1433 00:55:55,332 --> 00:55:56,899 Come on, Darcy. 1434 00:55:56,900 --> 00:55:59,668 You'll see. 1435 00:55:59,669 --> 00:56:03,239 If there's anyone who objects to this union, 1436 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:06,442 speak now or forever hold your peace. 1437 00:56:06,443 --> 00:56:07,676 I object. 1438 00:56:08,979 --> 00:56:10,446 People only object in the movies. 1439 00:56:10,447 --> 00:56:11,447 Shh. 1440 00:56:11,448 --> 00:56:13,582 The groom is sleeping with her. 1441 00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:14,650 Tea! 1442 00:56:14,651 --> 00:56:16,652 - No! - She's lying. 1443 00:56:16,653 --> 00:56:17,653 And I think she pregnant. 1444 00:56:17,654 --> 00:56:19,388 Spill it! 1445 00:56:21,925 --> 00:56:24,593 What? 1446 00:56:26,963 --> 00:56:28,697 She just got him. Oh. 1447 00:56:28,698 --> 00:56:30,032 Oh, oh, excuse me. 1448 00:56:30,033 --> 00:56:31,467 Sorry. Oh, my gosh, I'm sorry. 1449 00:56:31,468 --> 00:56:33,202 Sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me. Ooh, I like that dress. 1450 00:56:33,203 --> 00:56:35,271 Ooh, your dress cute. 1451 00:56:35,272 --> 00:56:37,139 You? 1452 00:56:37,140 --> 00:56:39,300 Oh, my gosh, it's bridezilla with the smoky eye shadow. 1453 00:56:43,446 --> 00:56:44,513 Oh, hell nah. 1454 00:56:45,715 --> 00:56:48,851 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 1455 00:56:48,852 --> 00:56:52,221 Oh, my God. 1456 00:56:52,222 --> 00:56:53,689 Well, you don't see this every day. 1457 00:56:53,690 --> 00:56:56,692 Everybody freeze! 1458 00:56:56,693 --> 00:56:57,693 - Yeah. - We should go. 1459 00:56:57,694 --> 00:56:58,794 OK. 1460 00:56:58,795 --> 00:57:01,463 You... you... you got freaked up. 1461 00:57:01,464 --> 00:57:03,265 Everybody freeze! 1462 00:57:03,266 --> 00:57:04,700 Stella! 1463 00:57:08,471 --> 00:57:10,539 Babylon! Run! 1464 00:57:10,540 --> 00:57:12,241 What's Babylon? 1465 00:57:12,242 --> 00:57:14,276 - Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! - No reason to yell! 1466 00:57:14,277 --> 00:57:16,345 - I said freeze! - Don't yell! 1467 00:57:16,346 --> 00:57:18,148 - They went that way. - Hey. 1468 00:57:21,785 --> 00:57:22,985 They went that way. 1469 00:57:22,986 --> 00:57:24,086 How do you know? 1470 00:57:24,087 --> 00:57:26,088 The grass is too high. 1471 00:57:26,089 --> 00:57:27,790 I'm really itchy. 1472 00:57:27,791 --> 00:57:28,991 I think I got Lyme disease. 1473 00:57:28,992 --> 00:57:30,159 I just think you ashy. Come on. 1474 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,260 I'm not ashy. 1475 00:57:31,261 --> 00:57:32,728 You're totally ashy. 1476 00:57:32,729 --> 00:57:34,430 I put lotion on every morning at 6:00 a.m. 1477 00:57:34,431 --> 00:57:35,598 I'm not ashy. 1478 00:57:35,599 --> 00:57:36,832 OK, look, this what we gonna do. 1479 00:57:36,833 --> 00:57:38,601 We gon' bury the Pink, we gon' wait 1480 00:57:38,602 --> 00:57:41,937 till the cops leave, we gon' come back, dig that weed up, 1481 00:57:41,938 --> 00:57:43,005 and get the hell out. 1482 00:57:43,006 --> 00:57:45,341 That is a fire plan. 1483 00:57:45,342 --> 00:57:47,643 Where was this strategic mind before? 1484 00:57:47,644 --> 00:57:48,811 Girl, don't sleep on me. 1485 00:57:48,812 --> 00:57:49,845 Girl, you know I got my moments. 1486 00:57:49,846 --> 00:57:51,947 Boom! You see that, Darcy? 1487 00:57:51,948 --> 00:57:53,949 Ain't nobody gonna notice these trees. 1488 00:57:55,185 --> 00:57:57,620 I mean, the camouflage is impeccable. 1489 00:57:57,621 --> 00:57:59,788 You did it in such, like, an artistic way. 1490 00:57:59,789 --> 00:58:02,891 Like, it's there, but it's hidden. 1491 00:58:02,892 --> 00:58:04,059 Yeah! 1492 00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:05,160 Ain't nobody gon' find that. 1493 00:58:05,161 --> 00:58:06,595 Shit, let's go. 1494 00:58:06,596 --> 00:58:08,063 OK. 1495 00:58:08,064 --> 00:58:10,499 ♪ You can't deny it ♪ 1496 00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:15,204 ♪ You can't stop crying ♪ 1497 00:58:15,205 --> 00:58:18,674 Remember when we used to be hotties with the bodies? 1498 00:58:18,675 --> 00:58:21,176 Ah-ah! Why y'all running? 1499 00:58:21,177 --> 00:58:22,511 The police are chasing us. 1500 00:58:22,512 --> 00:58:23,779 The po-po? 1501 00:58:25,448 --> 00:58:26,682 Why? 1502 00:58:26,683 --> 00:58:27,783 We stole some weed. 1503 00:58:27,784 --> 00:58:29,518 We can help you out. 1504 00:58:29,519 --> 00:58:30,986 We sure can. 1505 00:58:30,987 --> 00:58:32,821 Oh, put them clothes on over there. 1506 00:58:32,822 --> 00:58:35,057 - Thank you. - Thanks. 1507 00:58:35,058 --> 00:58:36,625 Just take it. 1508 00:58:36,626 --> 00:58:38,794 - They're so pretty. - So pretty. 1509 00:58:38,795 --> 00:58:40,329 They remind me of us. 1510 00:58:40,330 --> 00:58:42,731 - They do? - Before we look like this. 1511 00:58:42,732 --> 00:58:43,932 Oh, yeah. 1512 00:58:43,933 --> 00:58:45,534 Yeah. 1513 00:58:45,535 --> 00:58:46,802 Anyways. 1514 00:58:46,803 --> 00:58:48,570 I hope them kids is all right, though. 1515 00:58:48,571 --> 00:58:49,938 Ah, they'll be fine. 1516 00:58:49,939 --> 00:58:51,540 They'll be fine. 1517 00:58:51,541 --> 00:58:53,876 ♪ ♪ 1518 00:58:53,877 --> 00:58:59,782 ♪ Bag lady, you gon' miss your bus ♪ 1519 00:58:59,783 --> 00:59:03,252 You two see a couple young ladies running through here? 1520 00:59:03,253 --> 00:59:05,154 Uh, I think they went over yonder 1521 00:59:05,155 --> 00:59:06,655 somewhere over there. 1522 00:59:06,656 --> 00:59:09,324 Yeah, curves in all the right places. 1523 00:59:09,325 --> 00:59:10,859 You know what I mean? 1524 00:59:10,860 --> 00:59:12,428 Bet your ass I do. 1525 00:59:12,429 --> 00:59:14,263 Let's roll out. We're not in the car. 1526 00:59:14,264 --> 00:59:15,631 We can only say "roll out" when we're in the car. 1527 00:59:15,632 --> 00:59:17,032 No, it doesn't matter if we're in a car. 1528 00:59:17,033 --> 00:59:17,934 But logically, with no wheels, 1529 00:59:17,935 --> 00:59:19,735 how can we roll? 1530 00:59:19,736 --> 00:59:21,837 I can't believe that worked. They're so stupid. 1531 00:59:21,838 --> 00:59:23,105 I told you. 1532 00:59:23,106 --> 00:59:24,840 OK, let's go dig up the Pink. 1533 00:59:24,841 --> 00:59:28,944 Ooh, yes. 1534 00:59:28,945 --> 00:59:32,715 Food. I can eat. 1535 00:59:32,716 --> 00:59:35,185 Let's go. 1536 00:59:37,721 --> 00:59:39,555 What? 1537 00:59:39,556 --> 00:59:41,924 Ugh, the tracks lead to right here. 1538 00:59:41,925 --> 00:59:43,859 They stop. 1539 00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:45,127 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1540 00:59:45,128 --> 00:59:47,396 Wait, do you smell that? 1541 00:59:48,765 --> 00:59:52,534 It smells like... anger and sexual tension. 1542 00:59:52,535 --> 00:59:54,503 They definitely still have the Pink. 1543 00:59:54,504 --> 00:59:56,106 Shut up. 1544 00:59:58,007 --> 00:59:59,942 Wait, you can tell that? 1545 00:59:59,943 --> 01:00:01,410 Yes. 1546 01:00:01,411 --> 01:00:04,413 I'm just messing with you, OK? 1547 01:00:04,414 --> 01:00:05,748 I'm trying to make this fun. 1548 01:00:05,749 --> 01:00:07,683 Trying to make this weird, kooky, whatever. 1549 01:00:07,684 --> 01:00:10,018 Get along with this. 1550 01:00:10,019 --> 01:00:11,387 I'm sorry. 1551 01:00:18,762 --> 01:00:20,129 Halt. 1552 01:00:21,297 --> 01:00:24,066 Got you, perp. 1553 01:00:25,335 --> 01:00:27,636 I didn't even do nothing. 1554 01:00:27,637 --> 01:00:28,837 Oh, man. 1555 01:00:28,838 --> 01:00:30,339 You know who this is, Steve? 1556 01:00:30,340 --> 01:00:33,008 This the chick who threw the lady in the Throw-N-Shade. 1557 01:00:33,009 --> 01:00:34,743 Oh, shoot! 1558 01:00:34,744 --> 01:00:36,178 It is her. 1559 01:00:36,179 --> 01:00:37,446 I love the Throw-N-Shade. 1560 01:00:37,447 --> 01:00:38,847 They make the best sunglasses. 1561 01:00:38,848 --> 01:00:41,049 Girl, why do you do that to that Throw-N-Shade? 1562 01:00:41,050 --> 01:00:42,284 Just go to your happy place. 1563 01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:45,053 Your happy place. 1564 01:00:45,054 --> 01:00:47,656 ♪ I got that magic, magic ♪ 1565 01:00:47,657 --> 01:00:51,593 ♪ And I'm a supernatural, special kind of woman ♪ 1566 01:00:53,296 --> 01:00:55,664 ♪ And if you know me ♪ 1567 01:00:55,665 --> 01:00:56,932 You're busted! 1568 01:00:56,933 --> 01:00:58,867 That's right. 1569 01:00:58,868 --> 01:01:00,269 OK. 1570 01:01:00,270 --> 01:01:03,372 I got some dog in me too. 1571 01:01:03,373 --> 01:01:05,207 We could be friends if you weren't a criminal. 1572 01:01:08,178 --> 01:01:13,115 ♪ ♪ 1573 01:01:16,119 --> 01:01:22,024 ♪ ♪ 1574 01:01:22,025 --> 01:01:25,260 It's so... 1575 01:01:25,261 --> 01:01:27,062 beautiful. 1576 01:01:27,063 --> 01:01:28,997 ♪ ♪ 1577 01:01:30,133 --> 01:01:31,834 I'm gonna do the Mexsoul salad. 1578 01:01:31,835 --> 01:01:33,769 All right. And for you, my love? 1579 01:01:33,770 --> 01:01:35,003 I'll get the Blasian. 1580 01:01:35,004 --> 01:01:37,039 OK. 1581 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,208 - Here's your salad. - Thank you. 1582 01:01:39,209 --> 01:01:40,576 You're welcome. 1583 01:01:40,577 --> 01:01:42,177 - And your Blasian. - Thank you. 1584 01:01:42,178 --> 01:01:45,113 Enjoy. You're welcome. 1585 01:01:45,114 --> 01:01:46,782 Mmm. 1586 01:01:46,783 --> 01:01:49,218 Oh, this looks so good. 1587 01:01:49,219 --> 01:01:51,820 Tasty. 1588 01:01:51,821 --> 01:01:54,022 Mmm, mmm. 1589 01:01:54,023 --> 01:01:56,158 This is so good. Mmhmm. 1590 01:01:56,159 --> 01:01:57,659 Why does it taste so good? 1591 01:01:57,660 --> 01:02:00,629 Girl, this is one of the many benefits of marijuana. 1592 01:02:00,630 --> 01:02:02,798 The food is tastier. The sex... 1593 01:02:02,799 --> 01:02:04,933 No, don't mention sex. I'll spiral. 1594 01:02:04,934 --> 01:02:06,969 Think my high is wearing off. 1595 01:02:06,970 --> 01:02:08,737 ♪ ♪ 1596 01:02:08,738 --> 01:02:10,639 Um, you think we should drop off 1597 01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,275 the Pink before we celebrate? 1598 01:02:13,276 --> 01:02:15,077 Darcy, relax. 1599 01:02:15,078 --> 01:02:16,478 We in the clear. 1600 01:02:16,479 --> 01:02:18,046 We know where the Pink Hashmeena's at. 1601 01:02:18,047 --> 01:02:19,147 We could dig it up. 1602 01:02:19,148 --> 01:02:20,949 We good, sis. 1603 01:02:20,950 --> 01:02:22,284 OK. 1604 01:02:22,285 --> 01:02:23,752 You're right, you're right, you're right. 1605 01:02:23,753 --> 01:02:25,487 Try it. 1606 01:02:25,488 --> 01:02:27,890 See? 1607 01:02:27,891 --> 01:02:29,324 ♪ ♪ 1608 01:02:29,325 --> 01:02:31,526 This is so effin' sweet. 1609 01:02:31,527 --> 01:02:33,962 Oh, hey, I like your tights, by the way. 1610 01:02:33,963 --> 01:02:35,497 What you supposed to be? 1611 01:02:35,498 --> 01:02:37,766 Uh, a corn dog, obviously. 1612 01:02:37,767 --> 01:02:39,034 And you're Peter Pan, which is perfect 1613 01:02:39,035 --> 01:02:40,736 because you refuse to grow up. 1614 01:02:40,737 --> 01:02:43,639 Yeah, and you always have a stick up your ass. 1615 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:47,809 I have never felt this good my entire life. 1616 01:02:47,810 --> 01:02:49,544 But I feel like we're forgetting something. 1617 01:02:49,545 --> 01:02:51,280 What were we talking about before? 1618 01:02:51,281 --> 01:02:53,048 We're gonna go where we buried the Pink, 1619 01:02:53,049 --> 01:02:54,850 deliver it to Madame X. 1620 01:02:54,851 --> 01:02:56,018 She ain't gon' kill us. 1621 01:02:56,019 --> 01:02:58,120 My favorite aspect of the plan. 1622 01:02:58,121 --> 01:03:01,123 Yes, and then we gon' turn up. 1623 01:03:01,124 --> 01:03:02,424 You're gonna turn up. 1624 01:03:02,425 --> 01:03:03,659 I'm gonna go home, change, and try 1625 01:03:03,660 --> 01:03:05,260 to salvage my relationship. 1626 01:03:05,261 --> 01:03:06,628 Girl, what you talking about? 1627 01:03:06,629 --> 01:03:08,130 You coming to the party with me. 1628 01:03:08,131 --> 01:03:10,265 Bring your so-called girlfriend. 1629 01:03:10,266 --> 01:03:11,400 Wait, are you inviting me? 1630 01:03:11,401 --> 01:03:13,235 Aw, that's so sweet. 1631 01:03:13,236 --> 01:03:15,337 What? What's wrong? 1632 01:03:15,338 --> 01:03:17,774 Stella, where's the Pink? 1633 01:03:20,027 --> 01:03:21,660 It's gone, Darcy. 1634 01:03:21,661 --> 01:03:23,662 What the hell? What is wrong with people? 1635 01:03:23,663 --> 01:03:25,898 We live in a society. Who did this? 1636 01:03:25,899 --> 01:03:28,167 People are just digging up holes and stealing our pot. 1637 01:03:28,168 --> 01:03:29,602 Come on! 1638 01:03:29,603 --> 01:03:32,004 Again? 1639 01:03:32,005 --> 01:03:33,239 Cleansing breath. 1640 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:34,373 Darcy, it's gone. 1641 01:03:35,575 --> 01:03:36,935 Ain't nothing down there no more. 1642 01:03:40,180 --> 01:03:42,782 Darcy, we dead. 1643 01:03:42,783 --> 01:03:44,617 We dead. 1644 01:03:44,618 --> 01:03:45,985 Oh, shit. 1645 01:03:45,986 --> 01:03:47,086 I'm about to go get ready for the party, then. 1646 01:03:47,087 --> 01:03:48,487 The party? 1647 01:03:48,488 --> 01:03:49,922 You're still gonna go to the party? 1648 01:03:49,923 --> 01:03:51,290 Hell yeah. 1649 01:03:53,293 --> 01:03:56,328 Wait, well, don't leave me. 1650 01:03:56,329 --> 01:04:03,236 ♪ ♪ 1651 01:04:05,072 --> 01:04:07,106 ♪ The ladies will kick it, the rhyme that is wicked ♪ 1652 01:04:07,107 --> 01:04:08,841 ♪ Those that don't know how to be pros ♪ 1653 01:04:08,842 --> 01:04:12,178 Ooh! So cute. 1654 01:04:12,179 --> 01:04:13,379 Very nice. 1655 01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:14,380 ♪ Can you relate to ♪ 1656 01:04:14,381 --> 01:04:15,614 ♪ A sister dope enough ♪ 1657 01:04:15,615 --> 01:04:17,850 - Cute? - Cute. 1658 01:04:17,851 --> 01:04:19,318 Let's go get sexy! 1659 01:04:19,319 --> 01:04:20,786 ♪ I think I'm about due ♪ 1660 01:04:20,787 --> 01:04:22,188 ♪ To get into precisely what I am about to do ♪ 1661 01:04:22,189 --> 01:04:23,589 ♪ I'm conversating to the folks ♪ 1662 01:04:23,590 --> 01:04:24,690 ♪ Who have no whatsoever clue ♪ 1663 01:04:24,691 --> 01:04:26,125 ♪ So listen very carefully ♪ 1664 01:04:26,126 --> 01:04:28,360 Ah! You look so hot. 1665 01:04:28,361 --> 01:04:30,796 Yes! Ooh, back. 1666 01:04:30,797 --> 01:04:32,531 Ooh, the player. 1667 01:04:32,532 --> 01:04:33,866 You look cute, girl. Spin around. 1668 01:04:33,867 --> 01:04:34,934 Do a little spin for me. 1669 01:04:34,935 --> 01:04:38,204 Ooh, OK. 1670 01:04:38,205 --> 01:04:41,307 ♪ ♪ 1671 01:04:41,308 --> 01:04:44,076 Stella, I don't think I have any money. 1672 01:04:44,077 --> 01:04:46,879 Neither do I. 1673 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,447 ♪ 'Cause when it's time for loving ♪ 1674 01:04:48,448 --> 01:04:49,849 ♪ It's the woman that gets some ♪ 1675 01:04:49,850 --> 01:04:51,484 both: Foxy. 1676 01:04:51,485 --> 01:04:52,852 From the strip club? 1677 01:04:52,853 --> 01:04:54,053 Yeah. 1678 01:04:54,054 --> 01:04:55,354 Ugh. 1679 01:04:55,355 --> 01:04:58,057 I got lost. 1680 01:04:58,058 --> 01:04:59,825 Ooh, Darcy, we gotta run. 1681 01:04:59,826 --> 01:05:00,993 What? Wait. 1682 01:05:00,994 --> 01:05:02,561 No, I've never stolen anything before. 1683 01:05:02,562 --> 01:05:04,697 Shoplifter! Shoplifter, shoplifters! 1684 01:05:04,698 --> 01:05:06,365 Shoplifters, we got shoplifters. 1685 01:05:06,366 --> 01:05:08,300 ♪ ♪ 1686 01:05:08,301 --> 01:05:10,402 Shoplifters. 1687 01:05:10,403 --> 01:05:12,371 Man, this job don't pay enough, for real. 1688 01:05:12,372 --> 01:05:14,206 Hell no. And no benefits. 1689 01:05:14,207 --> 01:05:15,708 Benefits? 1690 01:05:15,709 --> 01:05:17,810 I ain't been to the dentist since the '90s. 1691 01:05:17,811 --> 01:05:19,545 Like, I want some of them big veneers 1692 01:05:19,546 --> 01:05:21,080 everybody else be wearing. 1693 01:05:21,081 --> 01:05:22,248 The "Love & Hip Hop" teeth? 1694 01:05:22,249 --> 01:05:23,716 Yeah! 1695 01:05:23,717 --> 01:05:24,917 Nah, you can't close your mouth right now. 1696 01:05:24,918 --> 01:05:26,318 How you gonna do that? 1697 01:05:26,319 --> 01:05:27,486 I ain't think about that. 1698 01:05:27,487 --> 01:05:29,355 Yeah, man. Don't do that. 1699 01:05:29,356 --> 01:05:32,291 But guess who gonna be burying them two potheads tomorrow. 1700 01:05:32,292 --> 01:05:33,592 - You know it. - You. 1701 01:05:33,593 --> 01:05:35,561 - "Junebug, dig this hole." - Every time. 1702 01:05:35,562 --> 01:05:38,030 "Junebug, shoot those two chicks." 1703 01:05:38,031 --> 01:05:39,298 - Crazy. - It's never, 1704 01:05:39,299 --> 01:05:40,366 "You know what, Junebug? 1705 01:05:40,367 --> 01:05:41,901 "You been doing a good job. 1706 01:05:41,902 --> 01:05:43,836 Keep up the good work, Junebug." 1707 01:05:43,837 --> 01:05:46,038 I never hear none of that, man. 1708 01:05:46,039 --> 01:05:47,540 That's why I wanna start doing something 1709 01:05:47,541 --> 01:05:49,041 that show my personality. 1710 01:05:49,042 --> 01:05:52,378 Like, I got dreams, bigger than this. 1711 01:05:52,379 --> 01:05:54,547 Your boy wanna be a comedian. 1712 01:05:54,548 --> 01:05:56,715 From killing to comedy? 1713 01:05:56,716 --> 01:05:57,983 Yeah! 1714 01:05:57,984 --> 01:05:59,718 - That's a big... - That's an easy transition. 1715 01:05:59,719 --> 01:06:01,220 That's a big jump, though. 1716 01:06:01,221 --> 01:06:03,722 That's two total different ends of the spectrum. 1717 01:06:03,723 --> 01:06:05,191 I'm what the game been missing, though. 1718 01:06:05,192 --> 01:06:06,358 Listen. 1719 01:06:10,063 --> 01:06:16,836 ♪ ♪ 1720 01:06:22,542 --> 01:06:24,577 ♪ Love you like a brother ♪ 1721 01:06:24,578 --> 01:06:26,011 ♪ Treat you like a friend ♪ 1722 01:06:26,012 --> 01:06:27,346 OK. 1723 01:06:27,347 --> 01:06:28,647 Oh, did you even put money in it? 1724 01:06:28,648 --> 01:06:30,783 - I did not. - OK, just go with it. 1725 01:06:30,784 --> 01:06:32,251 Mm. 1726 01:06:33,453 --> 01:06:35,554 So I really love the pretty dress 1727 01:06:35,555 --> 01:06:36,722 that you made me steal. It's cute. 1728 01:06:36,723 --> 01:06:38,891 Thanks. And I know that we're baked. 1729 01:06:38,892 --> 01:06:40,359 What, what? 1730 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:43,495 Um, but aren't you, like, actively and weirdly ignoring 1731 01:06:43,496 --> 01:06:45,197 the threat to our lives? 1732 01:06:45,198 --> 01:06:46,665 Darcy, be cool. 1733 01:06:46,666 --> 01:06:48,100 I don't like buzzkillers, OK? 1734 01:06:48,101 --> 01:06:50,135 We don't do those, OK? Let's take some more photos. 1735 01:06:50,136 --> 01:06:51,537 OK. 1736 01:06:51,538 --> 01:06:54,573 Sorry, it just kind of seems like how you were 1737 01:06:54,574 --> 01:06:57,376 ignoring work earlier today. 1738 01:06:57,377 --> 01:06:59,511 Um, I'm ignoring it all. 1739 01:06:59,512 --> 01:07:01,247 And I'm also ignoring the fact that this 1740 01:07:01,248 --> 01:07:03,649 is all your fault, Darcy. 1741 01:07:03,650 --> 01:07:07,152 OK, again, I said that I was sorry. 1742 01:07:07,153 --> 01:07:08,520 All right, fine, yeah, 1743 01:07:08,521 --> 01:07:09,489 if you just wanna keep running and hiding 1744 01:07:09,490 --> 01:07:10,689 from your problems, go ahead. 1745 01:07:10,690 --> 01:07:12,424 Better than choking every time 1746 01:07:12,425 --> 01:07:14,093 the game is on the line. 1747 01:07:14,094 --> 01:07:15,394 Choke. 1748 01:07:15,395 --> 01:07:16,662 You know what? 1749 01:07:16,663 --> 01:07:18,163 Screw you, OK? 1750 01:07:18,164 --> 01:07:20,332 And good luck with your dispensary in California 1751 01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:21,567 because you'll never do it. 1752 01:07:21,568 --> 01:07:22,568 You wanna know why? 1753 01:07:22,569 --> 01:07:24,036 Because you're a coward. 1754 01:07:24,037 --> 01:07:25,838 That's why you avoid all of your responsibilities 1755 01:07:25,839 --> 01:07:27,606 and just get stoned all day. 1756 01:07:27,607 --> 01:07:29,975 If you never try, you never fail. 1757 01:07:29,976 --> 01:07:32,044 Truth bomb. 1758 01:07:32,045 --> 01:07:33,312 I'm right, right? 1759 01:07:33,313 --> 01:07:34,747 OK, go have fun at your party. 1760 01:07:34,748 --> 01:07:36,682 Watch out for all the murderers! 1761 01:07:36,683 --> 01:07:38,284 ♪ Talk with me, babe ♪ 1762 01:07:39,986 --> 01:07:42,054 ♪ Even when the sky comes fallin' ♪ 1763 01:07:42,055 --> 01:07:45,524 ♪ Even when the sun don't shine ♪ 1764 01:07:45,525 --> 01:07:48,027 ♪ I got faith in you and I ♪ 1765 01:07:48,028 --> 01:07:50,096 ♪ So put your pretty little hand in mine ♪ 1766 01:08:00,407 --> 01:08:02,908 ♪ 'Cause this love is a sure thing, yeah ♪ 1767 01:08:02,909 --> 01:08:05,778 ♪ Love you like a brother 1768 01:08:05,779 --> 01:08:09,581 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1769 01:08:09,582 --> 01:08:13,185 ♪ I've gotta rise up working, young man ♪ 1770 01:08:13,186 --> 01:08:15,988 ♪ Oh, Lord ♪ 1771 01:08:15,989 --> 01:08:19,658 ♪ I've gotta toil to make my name ♪ 1772 01:08:19,659 --> 01:08:22,895 ♪ Oh, Lord ♪ 1773 01:08:22,896 --> 01:08:24,330 ♪ If you see me ♪ 1774 01:08:24,331 --> 01:08:27,533 all: Stella! 1775 01:08:29,536 --> 01:08:30,936 Well, welcome to the party. 1776 01:08:30,937 --> 01:08:33,172 - Hey. - Hey, you look nice. 1777 01:08:33,173 --> 01:08:36,375 Thank you, Bridger. 1778 01:08:36,376 --> 01:08:39,912 ♪ Oh, Lord ♪ 1779 01:08:39,913 --> 01:08:44,783 ♪ Now, this work, oh, this work is so hard ♪ 1780 01:08:44,784 --> 01:08:47,453 I wasn't expecting to get your text. 1781 01:08:47,454 --> 01:08:49,221 Ever since this afternoon, I been 1782 01:08:49,222 --> 01:08:51,957 thinking about you stealing from them bad-guy drug dealers. 1783 01:08:51,958 --> 01:08:55,327 - Mm. - Is that even still happening? 1784 01:08:55,328 --> 01:08:57,529 Yeah, and it's way worse now. 1785 01:08:57,530 --> 01:08:59,064 The drug kingpin wants to kill us. 1786 01:08:59,065 --> 01:09:02,735 I mean, well, it's actually a queenpin, so... 1787 01:09:02,736 --> 01:09:04,703 ♪ ♪ 1788 01:09:04,704 --> 01:09:07,139 How was your police chase? 1789 01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:08,741 Not bad. 1790 01:09:08,742 --> 01:09:11,944 I lost my dignity, my ability to save my life. 1791 01:09:11,945 --> 01:09:15,247 I lost my favorite pair of lashes. 1792 01:09:15,248 --> 01:09:17,783 You know I love a C-curl. 1793 01:09:17,784 --> 01:09:20,185 And I lost the weed. 1794 01:09:20,186 --> 01:09:21,854 The Pink Hashmeena? 1795 01:09:21,855 --> 01:09:24,790 That I just gave you, like, three hours ago? 1796 01:09:24,791 --> 01:09:26,325 Bridger, don't worry. 1797 01:09:26,326 --> 01:09:27,493 Our date is still on. 1798 01:09:27,494 --> 01:09:28,461 Yeah, but I thought I was giving 1799 01:09:28,461 --> 01:09:29,429 that to you to save your life. 1800 01:09:29,430 --> 01:09:31,697 You loaned it to me. 1801 01:09:31,698 --> 01:09:33,265 I'll make it work. 1802 01:09:33,266 --> 01:09:34,867 I'll figure out a way to pay you back... 1803 01:09:34,868 --> 01:09:38,771 If I survive tonight. 1804 01:09:38,772 --> 01:09:41,673 Damn, that got dark. 1805 01:09:41,674 --> 01:09:45,277 And still, you tried to save my life. 1806 01:09:45,278 --> 01:09:47,146 ♪ ♪ 1807 01:09:47,147 --> 01:09:50,249 Why did you do that? 1808 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:51,650 I told you why. 1809 01:09:51,651 --> 01:09:55,754 ♪ ♪ 1810 01:09:55,755 --> 01:10:01,493 I just never seen you as dangerous. 1811 01:10:01,494 --> 01:10:05,297 Well, it's... it's not a side that I really like to show, 1812 01:10:05,298 --> 01:10:08,634 you know, like me running from the cops earlier. 1813 01:10:08,635 --> 01:10:11,069 The cops? 1814 01:10:11,070 --> 01:10:13,238 You're so bad. 1815 01:10:14,541 --> 01:10:16,275 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1816 01:10:16,276 --> 01:10:19,678 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1817 01:10:19,679 --> 01:10:21,480 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1818 01:10:21,481 --> 01:10:24,817 So you wanna distract me from my problems? 1819 01:10:24,818 --> 01:10:26,351 Sounds good. 1820 01:10:26,352 --> 01:10:29,855 ♪ Why you make it so complicated ♪ 1821 01:10:29,856 --> 01:10:33,292 ♪ Off the drink, we concentrating ♪ 1822 01:10:33,293 --> 01:10:37,229 ♪ I know you won't leave me hanging ♪ 1823 01:10:37,230 --> 01:10:40,332 ♪ Smoking weed out the container ♪ 1824 01:10:40,333 --> 01:10:44,470 ♪ Is it hot in here, or is it just me ♪ 1825 01:10:44,471 --> 01:10:48,240 ♪ I'm so high in here, been smoking on this weed ♪ 1826 01:10:48,241 --> 01:10:52,110 ♪ Told 'em go on, take a shot on three ♪ 1827 01:10:52,111 --> 01:10:55,914 ♪ Told 'em drinks is on me ♪ 1828 01:10:55,915 --> 01:10:58,584 ♪ Yeah, concentrating ♪ 1829 01:10:58,585 --> 01:11:00,085 ♪ Concentrating on the way ♪ 1830 01:11:00,086 --> 01:11:02,120 ♪ You keep the rhythm ♪ 1831 01:11:02,121 --> 01:11:03,822 ♪ Oh, my God, I'm glad you came ♪ 1832 01:11:03,823 --> 01:11:05,791 There's Blaize! 1833 01:11:08,761 --> 01:11:11,263 ♪ ♪ 1834 01:11:11,264 --> 01:11:13,332 And that's my Pink! 1835 01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:14,700 Don't worry, everyone. 1836 01:11:14,701 --> 01:11:17,636 Royalty has arrived. 1837 01:11:17,637 --> 01:11:20,205 Darcy, where you going? 1838 01:11:20,206 --> 01:11:21,607 ♪ ♪ 1839 01:11:21,608 --> 01:11:22,842 No! 1840 01:11:24,310 --> 01:11:26,045 Happy 4/20, everyone! 1841 01:11:27,647 --> 01:11:29,381 Whoo-whoo! 1842 01:11:29,382 --> 01:11:31,650 What is up, queers? 1843 01:11:31,651 --> 01:11:33,652 I've got something. 1844 01:11:33,653 --> 01:11:37,489 Gather round. Gather round. 1845 01:11:37,490 --> 01:11:39,625 All: Ooh. 1846 01:11:39,626 --> 01:11:42,661 Ooh. 1847 01:11:42,662 --> 01:11:45,464 That's exactly what I needed. 1848 01:11:45,465 --> 01:11:47,332 You are a problem. 1849 01:11:50,336 --> 01:11:52,504 ♪ ♪ 1850 01:11:52,505 --> 01:11:53,539 Blaize! 1851 01:11:53,540 --> 01:11:54,907 Ugly. 1852 01:11:54,908 --> 01:11:57,009 Sorry, that was just, like, a natural reaction. 1853 01:11:57,010 --> 01:11:58,977 You're so funny. 1854 01:11:58,978 --> 01:12:00,546 Where did you find that box? 1855 01:12:00,547 --> 01:12:02,514 First of all, I don't appreciate your tone. 1856 01:12:02,515 --> 01:12:05,017 As you can see, I'm a person of some import 1857 01:12:05,018 --> 01:12:08,454 within this community, and I am not accustomed to being 1858 01:12:08,455 --> 01:12:09,755 spoken to in such manner. 1859 01:12:09,756 --> 01:12:11,457 I'm gonna ask one more time. 1860 01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:13,992 Where did you get that box? 1861 01:12:13,993 --> 01:12:15,594 Wow, you're, like, the toughest 1862 01:12:15,595 --> 01:12:17,196 little animal I've ever seen. 1863 01:12:17,197 --> 01:12:18,564 "Where did you find it? where did you find it?" 1864 01:12:18,565 --> 01:12:21,600 I found it buried, like a treasure. 1865 01:12:21,601 --> 01:12:22,901 Duh. 1866 01:12:22,902 --> 01:12:24,136 Well, it belongs to me and Stella! 1867 01:12:24,137 --> 01:12:25,471 Possession is 9/10 of the law, 1868 01:12:25,472 --> 01:12:27,773 which means finders keepers, losers weepers, 1869 01:12:27,774 --> 01:12:29,875 so, shoo, goodbye. 1870 01:12:29,876 --> 01:12:32,544 Look, my life has been a living nightmare 1871 01:12:32,545 --> 01:12:35,247 ever since you knocked on my door this morning. 1872 01:12:35,248 --> 01:12:37,416 I was kidnapped by a woman who is not kind. 1873 01:12:37,417 --> 01:12:41,320 I was thrown off a wall that was too tall. 1874 01:12:41,321 --> 01:12:45,390 I was chased by police officers who were not hot. 1875 01:12:47,527 --> 01:12:50,829 Well, I'm about to make your life a whole lot worse. 1876 01:12:50,830 --> 01:12:55,501 Give me that box, or catch these hands. 1877 01:12:58,772 --> 01:13:01,406 You hear that noise? 1878 01:13:01,407 --> 01:13:03,208 Who is that? 1879 01:13:03,209 --> 01:13:04,910 ♪ ♪ 1880 01:13:04,911 --> 01:13:07,679 OK, go off, knockoff Selena Gomez. 1881 01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,581 Catch these hands? Yeah, right. 1882 01:13:14,187 --> 01:13:15,454 Oh! 1883 01:13:15,455 --> 01:13:17,022 Stella, thank God. 1884 01:13:17,023 --> 01:13:18,123 Can you please get your little coworker out of here? 1885 01:13:18,124 --> 01:13:19,658 She's creating a commotion. 1886 01:13:19,659 --> 01:13:20,859 Darcy, what are you doing here? 1887 01:13:20,860 --> 01:13:23,662 Blaize has the Pink! 1888 01:13:23,663 --> 01:13:25,130 Blaize, that's mine! 1889 01:13:25,131 --> 01:13:27,633 OK, well, I don't care. 1890 01:13:27,634 --> 01:13:29,168 I will not be giving it to you. 1891 01:13:29,169 --> 01:13:31,336 I will not be giving it to her. 1892 01:13:31,337 --> 01:13:33,005 I will not be giving it to anyone, 1893 01:13:33,006 --> 01:13:35,808 Sam-I-Am! Shut up. 1894 01:13:35,809 --> 01:13:37,309 Give me the box. Get away from me. 1895 01:13:37,310 --> 01:13:38,610 Move, move. 1896 01:13:40,980 --> 01:13:42,915 No, get away! Get off of me, you chipmunk! 1897 01:13:42,916 --> 01:13:44,683 Ow! My neck! 1898 01:13:44,684 --> 01:13:46,351 My freaking neck! You're biting me! 1899 01:13:46,352 --> 01:13:47,786 Whoo! 1900 01:13:47,787 --> 01:13:49,221 Hit them, baby! 1901 01:13:49,222 --> 01:13:50,589 I'm ready for a commitment. 1902 01:13:50,590 --> 01:13:53,659 Let's go! 1903 01:13:57,997 --> 01:13:59,464 ♪ ♪ 1904 01:14:01,367 --> 01:14:03,502 No! Jackals! 1905 01:14:03,503 --> 01:14:06,104 Who raised you? 1906 01:14:06,105 --> 01:14:07,806 Well, well, well, 1907 01:14:07,807 --> 01:14:10,509 I can't believe you've done this. 1908 01:14:10,510 --> 01:14:12,544 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 1909 01:14:19,152 --> 01:14:22,754 Oh, there goes our miracle. 1910 01:14:22,755 --> 01:14:25,123 Darcy, we dead. 1911 01:14:25,124 --> 01:14:26,425 You got that right. 1912 01:14:26,426 --> 01:14:29,428 Ah! Oh, hey. 1913 01:14:29,429 --> 01:14:32,064 Look. Tick Tock's here. 1914 01:14:32,065 --> 01:14:33,999 Tick Tock, you were packing a gat on us? 1915 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,868 In front of all my friends? 1916 01:14:35,869 --> 01:14:37,936 In front of all these witnesses? 1917 01:14:37,937 --> 01:14:40,005 Anybody see me? 1918 01:14:40,006 --> 01:14:41,306 You see me? 1919 01:14:41,307 --> 01:14:42,507 Girl, I'm not even wearing my glasses. 1920 01:14:42,508 --> 01:14:43,842 Shequida? 1921 01:14:43,843 --> 01:14:45,210 I just lost my contacts. 1922 01:14:45,211 --> 01:14:48,614 I've got a super short attention span. 1923 01:14:48,615 --> 01:14:51,383 Seems like your friends aren't reliable sources. 1924 01:14:51,384 --> 01:14:52,517 Uh, hi. 1925 01:14:52,518 --> 01:14:53,685 Excuse me. 1926 01:14:53,686 --> 01:14:55,654 I just see that you're obviously upset. 1927 01:14:55,655 --> 01:14:57,723 Uh, maybe we can work this out. 1928 01:14:57,724 --> 01:14:59,092 My name's Bridger. 1929 01:15:00,860 --> 01:15:02,661 Oh, my God. 1930 01:15:02,662 --> 01:15:04,196 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 1931 01:15:04,197 --> 01:15:06,431 Now, ladies, shall we? 1932 01:15:06,432 --> 01:15:07,866 ♪ ♪ 1933 01:15:07,867 --> 01:15:10,569 I'm sorry. 1934 01:15:10,570 --> 01:15:11,803 Ooh. 1935 01:15:11,804 --> 01:15:16,942 ♪ ♪ 1936 01:15:16,943 --> 01:15:18,243 Hey! 1937 01:15:18,244 --> 01:15:21,413 Edibles guy, wake up. 1938 01:15:21,414 --> 01:15:23,548 Come on, come on. 1939 01:15:23,549 --> 01:15:25,183 Let's go. 1940 01:15:25,184 --> 01:15:27,586 The bad guys took Darcy and Stella. 1941 01:15:27,587 --> 01:15:29,221 You don't even know where they at. 1942 01:15:29,222 --> 01:15:31,823 I always know where my baby is. 1943 01:15:31,824 --> 01:15:33,659 Tracking app. 1944 01:15:33,660 --> 01:15:34,660 Wham. 1945 01:15:34,661 --> 01:15:35,727 Let's go. 1946 01:15:35,728 --> 01:15:40,165 ♪ ♪ 1947 01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:41,700 You know what? You suck, Tick Tock. 1948 01:15:41,701 --> 01:15:43,568 When I was watching you roller-skate, I was thinking, 1949 01:15:43,569 --> 01:15:46,471 wow, how could someone this talented be such a dick? 1950 01:15:46,472 --> 01:15:48,540 You just what everybody else says, 1951 01:15:48,541 --> 01:15:52,044 a sexy chick with anger issues who bit a guy's ear off. 1952 01:15:52,045 --> 01:15:55,447 That's not who I am, 1953 01:15:55,448 --> 01:15:56,848 not deep down. 1954 01:15:56,849 --> 01:15:59,818 ♪ ♪ 1955 01:15:59,819 --> 01:16:02,621 Yeah, I bit a guy's ear off, 1956 01:16:02,622 --> 01:16:04,489 but he got another one. 1957 01:16:04,490 --> 01:16:08,026 Look, did you really mean what you said about my skating? 1958 01:16:08,027 --> 01:16:11,029 Like... like, it's a hobby, but I mean, 1959 01:16:11,030 --> 01:16:13,231 maybe there's a future there. 1960 01:16:13,232 --> 01:16:15,767 - I don't know. - Mm-mm. 1961 01:16:15,768 --> 01:16:17,269 ♪ ♪ 1962 01:16:17,270 --> 01:16:19,304 Look, I gotta off you. 1963 01:16:19,305 --> 01:16:21,573 Bitch I work for crazy. 1964 01:16:23,042 --> 01:16:26,278 Well, can we get high as hell before you shoot us? 1965 01:16:26,279 --> 01:16:27,813 - You got gummy worms? - I don't got gummy worms. 1966 01:16:27,814 --> 01:16:29,348 I got gummy bears. 1967 01:16:29,349 --> 01:16:30,949 Yeah, when would we have gotten gummy worms, Tick Tock? 1968 01:16:30,950 --> 01:16:32,150 I like the worms! 1969 01:16:32,151 --> 01:16:34,219 - Tick Tock. - Darcy, shh! 1970 01:16:34,220 --> 01:16:36,154 - Bring it down. - OK, OK. 1971 01:16:36,155 --> 01:16:37,656 ♪ ♪ 1972 01:16:37,657 --> 01:16:38,757 Ooh. Thank you. 1973 01:16:38,758 --> 01:16:45,698 ♪ ♪ 1974 01:16:46,966 --> 01:16:48,967 You scared? 1975 01:16:53,473 --> 01:16:55,574 This is literally out of a freaky horror movie! 1976 01:16:55,575 --> 01:17:00,212 Yes, I am scared, but there are times to be straight. 1977 01:17:00,213 --> 01:17:02,414 And there's times to get high. 1978 01:17:02,415 --> 01:17:04,649 We gon' die, Darcy. 1979 01:17:04,650 --> 01:17:06,318 Let's go. 1980 01:17:06,319 --> 01:17:08,353 It's not my decision. 1981 01:17:08,354 --> 01:17:09,688 Yeah, I know y'all technically wasted 1982 01:17:09,689 --> 01:17:10,922 them edibles, though, 'cause they take about... 1983 01:17:10,923 --> 01:17:12,190 Can you just give us a win, please? 1984 01:17:12,191 --> 01:17:13,092 - 35, 45 minutes to hit. - Can you give us a win? 1985 01:17:13,093 --> 01:17:14,259 Please just give us a win. 1986 01:17:14,260 --> 01:17:15,360 You gon' die before it even kick in. 1987 01:17:15,361 --> 01:17:16,262 OK, thank you for ruining this. 1988 01:17:16,262 --> 01:17:17,262 - 15 minutes. - Cameo! 1989 01:17:21,476 --> 01:17:26,513 ♪ ♪ 1990 01:17:26,514 --> 01:17:27,581 Ooh. 1991 01:17:27,582 --> 01:17:29,650 Tick Tock, your gun cold. 1992 01:17:29,651 --> 01:17:32,152 Ow. 1993 01:17:32,153 --> 01:17:33,754 Are those... 1994 01:17:33,755 --> 01:17:35,923 Some kinky shit up in here. 1995 01:17:49,737 --> 01:17:54,007 So y'all thought it was cool to steal from Madame X? 1996 01:17:54,008 --> 01:17:55,876 I don't think that. You think that? 1997 01:17:55,877 --> 01:17:58,178 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1998 01:17:58,179 --> 01:17:59,646 No way. No. 1999 01:17:59,647 --> 01:18:01,181 You know, in fact, today 2000 01:18:01,182 --> 01:18:04,384 we spent all day trying to pay you back. 2001 01:18:04,385 --> 01:18:06,386 We even stole another pound of Pink, which turned out 2002 01:18:06,387 --> 01:18:07,921 to be yours, but then we hid it, 2003 01:18:07,922 --> 01:18:10,757 and it got stolen again, and then... 2004 01:18:10,758 --> 01:18:13,560 it was really popular at the 4/20 party. 2005 01:18:13,561 --> 01:18:16,296 You think you helping? 2006 01:18:16,297 --> 01:18:18,465 So let me get this straight. 2007 01:18:18,466 --> 01:18:22,336 On 4/20, my busiest shopping day, 2008 01:18:22,337 --> 01:18:24,304 the two of you thought it was cool 2009 01:18:24,305 --> 01:18:27,508 to steal from Madame X not one 2010 01:18:27,509 --> 01:18:32,279 but two pounds of my highest-priced item? 2011 01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:35,849 I say we string them up by their underwear 2012 01:18:35,850 --> 01:18:37,317 and bleed 'em dry. 2013 01:18:37,318 --> 01:18:39,653 What? Why? 2014 01:18:39,654 --> 01:18:41,188 Well, I ain't wearing no bra. 2015 01:18:41,189 --> 01:18:43,290 Y'all can go on ahead and count me out. 2016 01:18:43,291 --> 01:18:45,425 - Really? - I left it at the party. 2017 01:18:45,426 --> 01:18:47,227 - What? Edibles guy? Ah! - Yep. 2018 01:18:47,228 --> 01:18:48,996 I left my panties in Meena's car. 2019 01:18:48,997 --> 01:18:50,697 - I know that's right. - Wait, hold on. 2020 01:18:50,698 --> 01:18:52,099 What did you say? 2021 01:18:52,100 --> 01:18:53,634 I left my panties in Meena's car. 2022 01:18:53,635 --> 01:18:57,070 Kill both these bitches, starting with this one first. 2023 01:18:57,071 --> 01:18:58,438 Why? 2024 01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:00,375 I guess she ain't like you got no panties on. 2025 01:19:01,743 --> 01:19:08,683 ♪ ♪ 2026 01:19:16,991 --> 01:19:19,426 Parkour, motherfuckers. 2027 01:19:19,427 --> 01:19:20,594 Good night, potheads. 2028 01:19:20,595 --> 01:19:21,728 Oh, Jesus. 2029 01:19:21,729 --> 01:19:23,030 Ooh, don't do it. 2030 01:19:24,832 --> 01:19:27,768 Don't do it. Mom? 2031 01:19:27,769 --> 01:19:29,136 Meena! 2032 01:19:30,572 --> 01:19:32,172 Um, who are you? 2033 01:19:32,173 --> 01:19:33,173 I don't... I don't know who you are. 2034 01:19:33,174 --> 01:19:34,308 I don't have children. 2035 01:19:34,309 --> 01:19:36,843 My name is Madame X. I don't do kids. 2036 01:19:36,844 --> 01:19:38,579 Ma, what are you wearing? 2037 01:19:38,580 --> 01:19:40,814 I know your ass, and that's exactly how it look. 2038 01:19:40,815 --> 01:19:42,149 She do got a nice booty. 2039 01:19:42,150 --> 01:19:43,517 I guess she got it from her mama, right? 2040 01:19:43,518 --> 01:19:45,152 She sure did. 2041 01:19:45,153 --> 01:19:46,553 Mm. 2042 01:19:46,554 --> 01:19:48,088 I mean, she does. 2043 01:19:48,089 --> 01:19:49,656 Et tu, Tick Tock? 2044 01:19:49,657 --> 01:19:50,725 Et tu? 2045 01:20:39,607 --> 01:20:43,010 And I will not let these two right here steal from me. 2046 01:20:43,011 --> 01:20:44,911 You will not steal my coins. 2047 01:20:44,912 --> 01:20:46,480 You will not steal my pot. 2048 01:20:46,481 --> 01:20:50,217 And you definitely won't steal my daughter. 2049 01:20:50,218 --> 01:20:54,021 ♪ ♪ 2050 01:20:54,022 --> 01:20:55,455 Lord Jesus. 2051 01:20:55,456 --> 01:20:57,057 - Amen. - We still about to die. 2052 01:20:57,058 --> 01:20:58,825 Parkour! 2053 01:21:01,963 --> 01:21:04,831 ♪ ♪ 2054 01:21:09,304 --> 01:21:11,338 - Shit. - What are you doing? 2055 01:21:13,908 --> 01:21:17,177 ♪ ♪ 2056 01:21:17,178 --> 01:21:18,245 Give me this! 2057 01:21:18,246 --> 01:21:25,153 ♪ ♪ 2058 01:21:31,693 --> 01:21:33,260 No, bitch. 2059 01:21:33,261 --> 01:21:37,197 ♪ ♪ 2060 01:21:39,767 --> 01:21:40,801 I am your mother! 2061 01:21:40,802 --> 01:21:42,202 Die, bitch! 2062 01:21:44,138 --> 01:21:45,839 ♪ ♪ 2063 01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:48,975 Tick Tock, don't move. 2064 01:21:52,280 --> 01:21:53,480 How do you feel? 2065 01:21:53,481 --> 01:21:55,949 I think I broke my ass. 2066 01:21:55,950 --> 01:21:57,117 How could you? 2067 01:21:57,118 --> 01:21:58,785 Ma, please, not right now. 2068 01:21:58,786 --> 01:22:02,022 Everybody freeze! 2069 01:22:02,023 --> 01:22:04,424 ♪ ♪ 2070 01:22:04,425 --> 01:22:06,760 both: Parkour. 2071 01:22:06,761 --> 01:22:08,161 You OK? 2072 01:22:08,162 --> 01:22:09,496 Me? 2073 01:22:09,497 --> 01:22:11,865 You got shot. Are you OK? 2074 01:22:11,866 --> 01:22:16,503 Yeah, nah, this guy says, uh, I'm still in shock. 2075 01:22:16,504 --> 01:22:19,473 That looks nasty. 2076 01:22:19,474 --> 01:22:21,641 Guess I gotta go. 2077 01:22:21,642 --> 01:22:23,176 Bridge! 2078 01:22:23,177 --> 01:22:25,312 ♪ ♪ 2079 01:22:25,313 --> 01:22:27,681 Bridge. 2080 01:22:27,682 --> 01:22:31,184 Well, thanks for taking a bullet for me. 2081 01:22:31,185 --> 01:22:33,854 Damn, he fine. 2082 01:22:33,855 --> 01:22:36,456 Did I do good, D? 2083 01:22:36,457 --> 01:22:38,358 Sure, yeah, thanks. 2084 01:22:38,359 --> 01:22:40,994 Um, I'm really sorry about your mom. 2085 01:22:40,995 --> 01:22:42,662 It's cool. 2086 01:22:42,663 --> 01:22:44,231 She got a good lawyer, she friends with the governor, 2087 01:22:44,232 --> 01:22:45,766 and we're super rich. 2088 01:22:45,767 --> 01:22:47,868 But maybe because of the drug-selling, 2089 01:22:47,869 --> 01:22:49,069 that tracks. 2090 01:22:49,070 --> 01:22:50,737 Anyway, I gotta go call that lawyer 2091 01:22:50,738 --> 01:22:52,272 and make sure they don't seize my shit. 2092 01:22:52,273 --> 01:22:54,074 Don't wanna lose the lifestyle. 2093 01:22:54,075 --> 01:22:55,942 But text me later. 2094 01:22:55,943 --> 01:22:58,779 Bye. Mwah. 2095 01:22:58,780 --> 01:23:00,213 Bye, girl. 2096 01:23:00,214 --> 01:23:02,015 ♪ ♪ 2097 01:23:02,016 --> 01:23:03,517 Your girl is intense. 2098 01:23:03,518 --> 01:23:05,852 Yeah, I think we moved a little too fast. 2099 01:23:05,853 --> 01:23:07,320 Yeah. 2100 01:23:07,321 --> 01:23:09,356 If you gonna handcuff me, could you 2101 01:23:09,357 --> 01:23:11,858 at least give me my plushies? 2102 01:23:11,859 --> 01:23:13,126 Your what? 2103 01:23:13,127 --> 01:23:15,462 ♪ ♪ 2104 01:23:15,463 --> 01:23:17,330 Junebug. 2105 01:23:17,331 --> 01:23:18,632 Cameo! 2106 01:23:18,633 --> 01:23:20,033 Get your hands off me. 2107 01:23:20,034 --> 01:23:21,535 I just thought I'd never see you again. 2108 01:23:21,536 --> 01:23:23,904 Yeah, whatever. What's up? You good? 2109 01:23:23,905 --> 01:23:26,473 Yeah, man, she came out of nowhere like a ninja. 2110 01:23:26,474 --> 01:23:28,475 Yeah, same thing happened to me upstairs. 2111 01:23:28,476 --> 01:23:31,478 I was giving it to her. I just ran out of breath. 2112 01:23:31,479 --> 01:23:34,247 It would take you to run out of breath. 2113 01:23:34,248 --> 01:23:36,249 You seen Tick Tock now? 2114 01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:39,553 Yeah, I think her and X got locked up, both of 'em. 2115 01:23:39,554 --> 01:23:40,620 Well, let's get out of here. 2116 01:23:40,621 --> 01:23:41,755 Hey, let's go get something to eat. 2117 01:23:41,756 --> 01:23:43,523 You hungry? No. 2118 01:23:43,524 --> 01:23:45,392 Why you hungry after you just got your ass whupped? 2119 01:23:45,393 --> 01:23:46,860 Go ahead. 2120 01:23:46,861 --> 01:23:48,328 All right. 2121 01:23:48,329 --> 01:23:50,497 ♪ ♪ 2122 01:23:50,498 --> 01:23:52,632 I'll be seeing y'all. 2123 01:23:52,633 --> 01:23:54,534 Better don't drop the soap in there! 2124 01:23:54,535 --> 01:23:56,069 ♪ ♪ 2125 01:23:56,070 --> 01:23:57,537 Be cool, be cool, be cool. 2126 01:23:57,538 --> 01:24:00,373 ♪ ♪ 2127 01:24:00,374 --> 01:24:02,943 I'm sorry! I don't do well with jail! 2128 01:24:02,944 --> 01:24:04,911 Really, fool? That's your cool? 2129 01:24:04,912 --> 01:24:08,048 - I... - You think we care about you? 2130 01:24:08,049 --> 01:24:09,916 We don't. 2131 01:24:09,917 --> 01:24:11,986 We been after Madame X this entire time. 2132 01:24:13,654 --> 01:24:15,355 So you're not gonna arrest us? 2133 01:24:15,356 --> 01:24:17,457 You ain't worth the paperwork. 2134 01:24:18,693 --> 01:24:20,160 Well, you shouldn't be arresting people 2135 01:24:20,161 --> 01:24:22,195 for weed anyway, 2136 01:24:22,196 --> 01:24:24,364 especially Black people. 2137 01:24:24,365 --> 01:24:27,000 You should be ashamed of yourself. 2138 01:24:27,001 --> 01:24:30,136 Uh-huh. 2139 01:24:33,741 --> 01:24:38,445 Good, we lived. 2140 01:24:38,446 --> 01:24:41,681 You smell that? 2141 01:24:41,682 --> 01:24:43,951 Come with me. Oh. 2142 01:24:46,854 --> 01:24:48,255 ♪ If you sideways ♪ 2143 01:24:48,256 --> 01:24:49,756 ♪ She'll straighten you if needed be ♪ 2144 01:24:49,757 --> 01:24:51,258 ♪ And she's so bad that I just can't ♪ 2145 01:24:51,259 --> 01:24:52,459 ♪ Take that nowhere ♪ 2146 01:24:52,460 --> 01:24:53,760 ♪ She off her fifth shot ♪ 2147 01:24:53,761 --> 01:24:54,595 ♪ Said, mm-mm, don't go there ♪ 2148 01:24:54,596 --> 01:24:55,596 Da... Darcy. 2149 01:24:55,597 --> 01:24:57,697 OK, I'm sorry. 2150 01:24:57,698 --> 01:25:00,534 What are we looking for? 2151 01:25:00,535 --> 01:25:01,968 Some weed. 2152 01:25:01,969 --> 01:25:03,436 Oh! 2153 01:25:03,437 --> 01:25:04,838 Right, right, right, right, right, right. 2154 01:25:04,839 --> 01:25:06,273 ♪ On my way, ♪ 2155 01:25:06,274 --> 01:25:08,708 Pink Hashmeena. 2156 01:25:08,709 --> 01:25:10,277 ♪ 'Cause we the baddest in the club ♪ 2157 01:25:10,278 --> 01:25:12,479 ♪ That's my best friend, she a real bad ♪ 2158 01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:13,747 ♪ Got her own money ♪ 2159 01:25:13,748 --> 01:25:14,881 ♪ She don't need no ♪ 2160 01:25:14,882 --> 01:25:16,516 ♪ On the dance floor ♪ 2161 01:25:16,517 --> 01:25:18,752 ♪ She had two, three drinks, now she twerking ♪ 2162 01:25:18,753 --> 01:25:20,320 ♪ She throw it out and come back in ♪ 2163 01:25:20,321 --> 01:25:22,255 ♪ That's my best friend ♪ 2164 01:25:22,256 --> 01:25:23,657 Darcy, Chill. 2165 01:25:23,658 --> 01:25:25,692 Just a second. I smell something. 2166 01:25:25,693 --> 01:25:28,361 ♪ Best friend, damn, your wrist look like it's frozen ♪ 2167 01:25:28,362 --> 01:25:30,163 ♪ Uh-oh, girl, I think our booty growing ♪ 2168 01:25:30,164 --> 01:25:31,998 ♪ Uh-oh, it up in the mirror ♪ 2169 01:25:31,999 --> 01:25:33,767 ♪ Hit them poses ♪ ♪ Hit that pose ♪ 2170 01:25:33,768 --> 01:25:37,203 ♪ Best friend, you my mother soul mate ♪ 2171 01:25:37,204 --> 01:25:39,239 Whoa. 2172 01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:42,442 Holy shit. 2173 01:25:42,443 --> 01:25:43,710 Is that... 2174 01:25:43,711 --> 01:25:45,812 Pink Hashmeena. 2175 01:25:45,813 --> 01:25:49,683 Hey, you can use this to start your dispensary. 2176 01:25:49,684 --> 01:25:51,751 What do you think about partnering up? 2177 01:25:51,752 --> 01:25:54,187 - Wait, what? - Partners, Darcy. 2178 01:25:54,188 --> 01:25:56,756 I run the show; you do the math and all the other boring shit. 2179 01:25:56,757 --> 01:25:58,692 Oh, my gosh, I love the boring shit. 2180 01:25:58,693 --> 01:26:00,060 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 2181 01:26:00,061 --> 01:26:01,261 Oh, my gosh, that means so much. 2182 01:26:01,262 --> 01:26:02,362 Thanks. 2183 01:26:02,363 --> 01:26:04,431 Girl, it's a perfect fit. 2184 01:26:04,432 --> 01:26:05,599 You know, it's funny. 2185 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:07,267 Less than 24 hours ago, 2186 01:26:07,268 --> 01:26:09,235 the only thing I hated more than weed was you. 2187 01:26:10,304 --> 01:26:11,338 That's the power of the Pink. 2188 01:26:11,339 --> 01:26:12,505 Happy 4/20, Darcy. 2189 01:26:12,506 --> 01:26:14,741 Oh, happy 4/20, Stella. 2190 01:26:16,544 --> 01:26:19,579 - California... both: Here we come! 2191 01:26:19,580 --> 01:26:23,651 ♪ ♪ 149595