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Yeah. Okay.

It's cool.

Cool?

This is the most beautiful view
in all of Los Angeles.

One that only angels
and very persistent pigeons get to see.

You didn't bring me up here
to show me the view.

What's up?

Can't get anything past you, can I?

Once upon a time,

I made your aunt maze mad.

The following morning,

I awoke to find
my bed crawling with southern widows

and not the good kind, spider kind.

My whiskey gone, replaced with urine.

I expected more of my favorite aunt.

Oh, she also did something
far more heinous.

She shorted all of my suits. Ugh.

- That's more like it.
- Hmm.

So did you have it coming?

Now, you tell me.

I ate the last of her Froot Loops.

All that's to say,
I can't imagine what she'll do to you

if you miss her wedding.

Eve told me that you rsvp'd no,

which is a fact she's been wise
to conceal from her future wife.

Why would maze even care?

She doesn't know me yet.

We haven't given her much of a chance

to get to know you,
or anyone else for that matter.

But this wedding's
an opportunity to fix that.

Yeah?

And how would you even introduce me?

I'll tell people the truth.

You can't tell people
I've time traveled.

Why not? I tell them I'm the devil.

It tends to go a bit...

Well, I guess
reviews are mixed at this point.

But the important people
already know about you.

It's actually worse
with people who know.

They keep asking me about their fate,
and I can't tell them anything.

I mean, what if I say something
that messes with the future.

Besides, I don't
I don't have anything to wear, so...

Oh, well, that is unacceptable.

My tailor would be personally offended

if I didn't allow them
to help you out in this time of need.

They're a total genius.

Saved me
after the short suiting debacle. Here.

I'm going tonight for fitting. Join me.

We could coordinate outfits,

get matching cummerbunds, perhaps.

No? Okay.

We could find
something else that doesn't

make you make that face.

I just...

Right.

Well, I'll be there
if you change your mind.

Not that I expect you usually do,
but a father can dream.

I was wrong, amenadiel, so wrong.

I mean, I followed
my father into this job

and because I believed in him,
I believed in the system.

But I never imagined this.

All complaints against reiben?

Not just him.

Uh, dozens of officers,
hundreds of complaints.

Yeah.

So much for
the one-bad-apple defense, right?

And the brass signed off
on all of these and nothing happened.

I should have believed you.

I'm just glad we're on
the same page now, Chloe.

I'm sorry it took so long,

but my father taught me that

when you see injustice, you confront it.

So I'm going back to the LAPD.

I want to help you and Sonya
clean this up from the inside.

Wow.

I mean, that's, that's... that's great.

Bu... we need all the help
that we can get.

But what about Lucifer?

What about being god's consultant?

Uh, the god thing
is on hold for right now.

Lucifer doesn't feel
comfortable going to heaven

until he's patched things up with Rory.

And, you know, I agree.

He's going to have to
go up eventually, Chloe.

How does he feel about you staying?

Hmm.

You haven't told him.

Well, I... he's got
a lot on his plate right now.

I feel like it can wait,

probably till after the wedding.

I don't want to add any drama
to maze's big day.

Drama?

It's maze and big feelings.

What could possibly go wrong?

Thank you.

Okay.

Supervise flowers, check.

Make sure Linda's
all said to officiate. Check.

Nix your black sabbath
additions from the playlist. Check.

Yeah, I think you're right.

Black sabbath
is a little too mellow for the wedding.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, next up is confirming
the number of guests

with the caterer.

You sure you don't want
to invite your siblings?

Yeah, no.

You know, it's supposed to be eat,
drink and be merry.

Not eat, drink and be wary
that a bunch of soulless

torture savvy demons
are going to ruin your wedding.

Why do you assume
that they would do that?

Well, you've met them.

Yes, I have, a few of them.

- They were awesome.
- Um...

Yeah, in a fight.

But that's all they're good for.

How do you know?

Because that's what they were made for.

That's also true about you.

And you,

you've evolved.

Maybe they can, too,
if you just gave them a chance.

We're not really
the happily ever after type, honey.

Trust me.

They're your family.

You're my family.

The only family I need. Okay?

Which is why
I am not going to let anything or anyone

ruin our wedding tomorrow.

Adam?

Look at me now

top of the world not coming down

look at me now...

It's time to come home, babe.

Look at me look at me now

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight

it must have been something you said

I just died in your arms tonight

So this is the first man.

I guess god had to start somewhere.

Can we talk privately?

Sure.

- Hey.
- Hey.

I'm sorry, Eve.

I know I haven't been giving you
the attention that you deserve.

And that's over now, babe.

I mean, gone are the nights
of me ripping whippets,

staying up
listening to aerosmith bootlegs.

I'm yours.

Did you just notice that I was gone?

No, I was giving you space.

You know, being the good,
understanding husband that I am,

I figured you'd have a little fun

and maybe pick up
a few tricks for the bedroom,

bring them home? Hmm?

Then I heard about this "wedding".

I know a cry for help when I see one.

So here I am, rescue party of one.

So can we go home now?

Okay, Adam, this is my home now.

I have my own friends, my own place,
my own kick-ass job,

where I make my own kick-ass money.

I'm a black belt now.

Oh, yeah? That's fun, right?

Neighborhood martial arts academy,

where they give you
all the belts in the rainbow.

Funny.

That doesn't mean you know
how to throw a punch.

But I get it, message is received.

What message is that exactly?

Obviously you need a change.

Okay, so fine. You want to swing?
We'll swing.

You want a little s&m?
I'm down. Threesome?

- I'm up for it.
- Oh.

As long as I'm out-numbered, okay?

But all you had to do was ask.

You didn't have to take it this far.

Okay. What exactly
is it you think this is?

You think this is me
just trying to get your attention?

- Yeah.
- This is not about you, Adam.

This is about me and the fact
that I fell in love with someone else.

You're in love with a demon, Eve?

Mm-hmm.

Come on, be serious.

- You don't know her.
- I know her kind.

- I was married to her mother.
- Hmm.

Which, by the way,

you are a spitting image of Lilith.

In more ways than one, apparently.

I bet she uses all the same tricks
her mom used on me. Hmm?

I'm not going to let you
make that same mistake

because I've been there
and done that, literally.

You wish,
you first pancake of a human.

I-I don't wish because
your mama's hotter.

- Okay. You...
- Over...

You and me,

we belong together, babe. Huh?

Husband and wife since the dawn of time.

We were never husband and wife.

I was made from you.

I was delivered to you.

Hey, don't get caught up
in the fine print here.

It's not a detail, okay?

I didn't choose you.

I'm gonna choose maze.

Okay.

Maybe not yet. They might be too hot.

This brings me back... to the future.

You know what I mean.

Yeah, it takes me back too.
I mean, actually back.

My dad would bring me home

those sandwiches after his shift.

It's a Decker family tradition.

- Hmm.
- So in the future,

do I bring you home
egg sandwiches after work?

What? I'm just curious.

But you know I can't tell you.

Yeah, I know.
It's just that you mentioned

I had a lot on my plate
when you were growing up,

and I just wonder. Was it my job?

Was it Lucifer?

Something else?

I mean, I'm not asking for specifics.

Just, uh, like a teeny-tiny hint,
you know?

Since I did
the teeny-tiny thing of birthing you.

Okay, I'll tell you this one thing.

Okay.

In the future...

That guilt trip also never works on me.

Right.

You make choices, mom.

If I told you what they are,

you wouldn't really
be making them anymore.

Yeah, you're right.

You're right.

When did you become so...

Sorry.

Fly was driving me nuts.

Um, I didn't know...

Wings could do that.

Pretty cool, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

So, um, have your wings
always been that way?

Mm-hmm

hmm.

Wow, this is weird.

So, I guess of all the people
who could have taken my desk

I'm pretty happy it's you, pal.

Now you're drinking out of my mug.

Guess someone's got to use it, right?

I mean, what are they gonna do, Bury it?

Put its ashes in an urn?

I mean, it does say
forty whole years of being Dan

but I guess you didn't read it.

- Ella, you got a second?
- Uh, yeah.

Hi, uh...

- Oh, look at that cuteness.
- Quick update.

- You're welcome!
- I have my suit now,

so I am all ready to be your date

for the wedding, and I am very excited.

And this is where you say
"I'm so excited too, Carol."

Of course I am excited.

Mm-hmm. Are you sure?

Because every time
we talk about this wedding,

you look like you ate a bad oyster.

Ella, listen, hey, I get it.

If you're having second thoughts

about even taking me
to this wedding, that's fine.

Carol corbett, I am one hundred percent
not having second thoughts

about you being my wedding date, okay?

Cool.

I hate keeping this from him, Dan.

Holy crap! Can you...

Can you see...

Right, other Dan.

Gosh, I just wish
I had someone to talk to.

I mean, other than a frog.

Oh, no offense.

Hey.

Ella, you can talk to me.

What's wrong?

Carol just wouldn't understand.

What? What wouldn't he understand?

Are you not into him anymore?

Is it the loud chewing?

Damn it! I should've warned you.
I knew it.

But they can never find out that I know.

Who's they?

Oh, is this family related?

It is one of your brothers?

It's just, if they...

But... how could I even...

I mean, world altering.

But then again...

I just...

I feel so useless.

Tell me about it.

Eh, who am I kidding.

Even if you could hear me
and told me what was wrong,

how could I actually help you.

I mean, honestly,
other Dan has a better shot than I do.

It's normal that seeing
your ex suddenly,

after a long period of time,
would bring up unwanted feelings.

Unwanted?

My feelings are legit.

Okay? I gave that woman
everything she wanted.

And what did she give me?

A rep as the world's number one cuckold.

She cheated on me the second she
met somebody new, but I took her back.

Because we were made for each other.

Ah, that's sweet.

She never thinks so.

So she's marrying somebody else.

- Your ex is engaged?
- Yeah.

To a woman of all things.

I mean, how is that gonna make me look?

Do you think she even considered that?

Well, it sounds like she's moved on.

And maybe you should, too.

I know that takes time.

A common rule of thumb suggests

a month for every year
you were together.

All right, so...

Carry the one.

How-how many years is a million months?

Uh, yeah. Don't worry about it.
Okay. It's too long.

Eve's getting married tomorrow.

Wait, Eve?

As in Eve Eve.

Your ex is Eve?

- Yeah.
- Do you mean that you are...

Yeah, I'm that Adam. I'm that guy.

The guy who named all the animals.

- No biggie.
- Yeah.

Well, kind of. You know platypus?

Yea... uh, sure.

Yeah, the second I saw that thing,
I was like, "platypus."

That wasn't even a word.

This is important stuff.

I mean, that's why I can't let
the wedding happen.

Oh, no. Well, I beg to differ,

and I'm not just saying that
because I'm their officiant,

which I am, by the way.

Small world.

I mean, what are the odds, right?

Right.

Oh, I'm in trouble, aren't I?

Look, I enjoy breaking into people's
places as much as the next girl,

but I really think
you're overreacting, honey.

Look, she is not home.

Her phone is going
straight to voicemail.

She is not replying
to any of my texts

about the marriage certificate.

Even the ones I sent
with that adorable memoji.

Telling you something is wrong.

That memoji slays.

Yeah, well, maybe she's
just using the sex toys we gave her

as thank you
for agreeing to be our officiant.

We gave her a fruit basket.

Exactly.

So why don't we just leave
the marriage certificate on her desk

and we can come back tomorrow?

Oh, my god.
What am I sitting in that...

What is that smell?

Oh. That is Adam's aftershave.

I knew it.
Been smelling that shit for centuries.

What? Adam was here.

- Why?
- Why?

Because he kidnapped our officiant

- to stop the wedding from happening.
- Now, come on.

He would go that far?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he would.

He's not used to hearing no.

Especially from a woman, let alone two.

Oh, my god.

I can't believe you were married
to that bro-hole for so long.

What do you mean?

It wasn't like I had a lot of options.

We were, like, the only two humans
on earth for a while.

And then we just got busy
with the kids, you know?

Cain's terrible-twos
were nothing to sneeze at.

Yeah, well, his twenty-thousands
weren't all that hot either.

It just took me some time to see Adam

for what he really was.

Then when I did,

I left his ass in the dust
and I found you, right?

And now he's kidnapped Linda.

You can't let him get to you.

All that stuff he said about Lilith,
that's...

You're nothing like her.

Yeah, not now.

But I will be.

I mean, everyone
becomes their mother eventually, right?

And-and how would you know anyway?

You've never met Lilith.

Well, I feel like I did.
He talked about her all the time.

- He did?
- Mm-hmm.

"Lilith this, Lilith that. Ooh-ooh."

Babe, babe, I think I know
how to get Linda back

but we've got to find him first.

Oh, trust me, we will.

Mr. I-named-all-the-animals
is not going to know what hit him.

Yeah. Yeah, he's got
a cell phone, right?

So we can call my guy,
he can triangulate...

Or, straight out of the maze handbook,

the most efficient bounty hunter
doesn't find her perp...

- She makes the perp find her.
- That's right.

All we have to do is just bait him

with what he most wants.

Yeah, come on.

Amenadiel, hey.

Hey.

When you said you were coming back,
I didn't think you meant today.

I'm not here for work.

I, actually, I wanted to, um,
ask you something, um, about...

Step over here.

I wanted to ask you about angels.

Um, their wings specifically.

What about them?

I know how Lucifer's wings change

according to how
he's feeling about himself.

So, is that a thing with all angels?

Well, it must be.
I mean, there's no reason to believe

that self-actualization
is the case for some,

but not for all.

I actually went through a little bit
of a wing thing myself, so...

Why do you ask?

Um, well, I just saw Rory's wings.

They're weapons, amenadiel.

All angel wings can be.

It just depends how they're wielded.

Yeah, but they were metallic almost,

and each feather was like
its own precision blade.

Wow.

They sound awesome.

I wonder if Charlie's
would be that cool.

I mean, if he gets them.

- Doesn't matter either way, of course.
- Of course.

It's just, being a cop,
it isn't the safestjob, you know?

I just... I wonder if...

Rory felt like she needed
to protect herself

because I-I couldn't.

Yeah, um, listen...

If what Sonya went through
is any indication

then changing the system won't be easy.

We won'tjust be
fighting criminals out there,

we'll be fighting
some of our co-workers in here.

I mean, it's one thing
to make myself a target,

but is it fair to put my
daughters through that?

Look, I, uh...

I can't tell you what to do, Chloe.

But I can say that you're lucky
that you have a choice at all.

So many people don't have
the option to just

walk away from this fight.

You're right.

You're right.
If the place that I worked

almost my entire life
is part of the problem,

then the least I can do
is be a part of the solution.

Make the world a bit better for my kids.

Rory will have a wonderful childhood

because she has a wonderful mother.

I'm glad you came to your senses.

A doggie always comes back to its bone.

So glad you're here.

Hmm? 'Cause we could be together again?

'Cause you are going
to tell me where Linda is.

Sorry, babe.

No can do.

We'll see about that, babe.

What?

Is your little pet demon lying in wait
ready to take me down?

Just little old me.

And my rainbow colored belt.

Adam...

Lilith?

Hm.

Oh, Adam.

You never forget your first.

Am I right?

Yeah.

You aren't Lilith.

Oh. Close enough, though.

Her spitting image
in more ways than one.

Isn't this what you wanted all along?

I got rid of Lilith.

Oh, oh, oh, you.

We both know how that really went down.

You had daddy send me away

because I rejected you.

I couldn't love
you the way you loved me.

Just not what I do.

So, god sent you a consolation prize.

Sweet, pliable Eve.

A play-thing for you
to have dominion over like the animals.

Look at her.

Go on.

Say it.

She could never fill my shoes.

She's not even a whole person.

Just a piece of you...

Okay, that's enough.

What are you doing?

I'm torturing him so we can find Linda.

Yeah, but who are you
really torturing here though?

Him or me?

- You are just the button I'm pushing.
- Okay, well, stop pushing.

Use something else.

That's not how torture works, Eve.

Really?

This is what I do. Who I am.

You want demons at your wedding?

Well, this is what it looks like.

What? Too much for you?

Oh, right, well...

Guess that's a good thing

Adam showed up when he did, huh?

Now you've seen the real me.

You can leave my ass in the dust
before it's too late.

If you're... why would I...

Adam?

Yes.

How did you find out about the wedding?

Uh, I heard it from saraqael,

who heard it from Gabriel,

who could have heard it from anybody

because it's actually the talk
of the town up in the silver city.

And as you can imagine, it's not really
doing wonders for my rep.

But that's, you know,
neither here nor there...

Maze!

What?

How did he find out?

Fine.

Yeah, it was me.

I sent the news hoping your
idiot ex would do something about it.

I'm the idiot?

Really?
Everyone knows it's Adam and Eve.

Not Eve and some rando demon.

Why would you want him to find out?

Because I...

- Because what?
- Because I can't be a mother!

That's what this is all about?

The fact that I said

that you would be a good mom once?

Yeah, once was all it took
for me to realize

you have no idea who you're marrying.

I can't be a good mother, Eve.

I'iljust end up like her.

What, we couldn't just talk about this
like a normal couple?

I'm not normal.

I don't do talking.

I needed you to see the real me.

What? What is the real you?

What? An evil demon
that just ruins everything,

and this will never work out?

I can't...

I can't do this anymore.

You can't do this?

Yeah, I can't be the only one
that believes in you.

I can't be the only one
that believes in us. I...

Of course, we don't have to have kids,

but if I'm the only one
who's willing to talk about it,

and-and change and compromise,
then...

Then we shouldn't be together.

We, definitely,
should not be getting married.

Wait!

What?

Well, uh, we still have to find Linda.

I'm sure you'll manage.

Oh, boy.

Maze.

I got your text.

What's the emergency?
I have a suit that needs fitting.

No, you don't.

I need you to stop me from killing him!

Adam.

But...

I thought you were dead and buried,

dust you are,
and blah, blah, blah.

So what's he... doing here?

And why have you...

Where's Eve?

Oh, maze,

when it comes to self-sabotage,

I fear you've outdone me.

Does this mean
my best fiend's wedding is off?

He kidnapped our officiant.

Where's Dr. Linda?

- He isn't talking.
- Well...

The wedding's off,
he got what he wanted, didn't he?

What are you really after?

Oh, you think I'm going
to tell you, huh?

Make it easy for the devil
who stole my wife twice.

Actually, fig leaf,
that's exactly what you're going to do.

Tell me.

What is it you truly desire, Adam?

I want to be a better man.

Uh, no, at first, I kidnapped the doctor
to sabotage the wedding,

yeah, but then she helped me realize

what I really need
is to deal with my issues.

What issues?

Well, when god first made me,
my role was clear,

name all the animals,

avoid certain fruit and be a man.

That meant be strong,
show no weakness,

and problem solve through violence.

But everything has changed
since women are no longer

an obedient piece of men.

And dudes...

Dudes can be vulnerable,

which is... which is scary.

And wolves,

they've turned into,
like, 800 kinds of pets,

some with really dumb names,
by the way.

Poodle?

I mean, that's why you don't let
amateurs do the jobs of professionals.

Anyway, she said that my beliefs about

what a man should be
are actually hurting me.

Apparently
it's called toxic masculinity.

And it's, um...

It's pretty common.

Good news is she can cure me.

She's cool.

So, when I'm done with the treatment,
I'll let her go.

So, you're asserting dominance
over a woman

in order to learn how to stop
asserting dominance over women?

Dude, you are beyond help.

- At least I'm trying.
- You call this trying?

If you need therapy,
you call the office,

make an appointment and pay in cash,

or in kind if she's up for it.

I mean, have some decency, man.

Word, man.

You're making me realize

I have not been going about this
in the most ideal way.

Classic Adam.

Yeah, wokeness is hard.

I got to be better at it.

And iwill.

I swear, I didn't hurt the doctor.

- I can take you to her.
- Thank you.

See?

Even the most
primitive of men can evolve.

And even the most
badass of demons

can soften.

Ooh, scary, but it's true, maze.

Yeah.

Yeah, because I've come
such a long way from breaking hell,

inflicting pain...

And driving everyone away.

All I know is the mazikeen
I used to know

wouldn't have hesitated to kill the guy.

After we find Linda,

I'm gonna need your help with something.

I can't live

if living is without you

I can't give

I can't give anymore

Dearie me.

They've run out of apples.

If you're here to speak for her, don't.

I am not here to speak for her.

Come.

Come on.

What kind of person
tries to wreck their own wedding?

The kind
who doesn't feel worthy of love?

I thought
you weren't here to speak for her.

I'm really not.

- But then I realized...
- Mm-hmm.

I never gave you your
wedding present.

Come on.

There's no wedding but I like presents.

If living is without you

I can't give

I can't give anymore

uh, what am I looking at?

Demons from hell in freshly dead bodies.

Well, it's both something old
and something new

in something borrowed

with plenty of nasty blue bits.

So I'd call that a grand slam.

Wow!

Thank you?

- Yup.
- Very thoughtful.

I asked him to do this.

Whether there's a
wedding tomorrow or not,

I wanted my family to know

that I'm proud of who I love.

I thought you had thousands of siblings.

I do.

Most of them turned her down.

Fresh batch of white supremacists
to torture or family wedding.

Uh-huh.

Sorry.

Don't be.

I, honestly, thought I'd be standing
outside your balcony alone.

Must have been very hard to ask.

Yeah, but...

I realized that I was holding on
to some pretty old ideas

of what I thought demons
were supposed to be.

Turns out some of us
are the happily ever after kind.

I mean, squee's favorite movie
is four weddings and a funeral,

mainly for the funeral,
but still.

Well, it's very nice to meet you all.

How do you say, "I wish it was under
happier circumstances" in lilim?

Look, Eve, l_

I am so sorry.

I'm just terrified
of becoming my mother.

And sometimes it's easier to act
as though I already have

instead of fighting,

but I've-I've changed so much,

and I can keep on changing.

Can I ever be normal?

Probably not. But I can be better.

And I promise if you give
us another shot,

I will never stop trying

because I do believe in us.

You know, when you try,

you're actually not half bad at talking.

And for the record,

I never wanted you to be normal,
you know?

I just... I just want you to be you,

whatever that is.

I'll call the caterer.

My best fiend's wedding is back on!

Oh, well done, you.

I love you.

Thank you.

This is what Lucifer does...

Every damn time.

He might still make it.

No, he won't.

I can't believe I fell for it again.

- Hey.
- Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm, uh, I'm saving this one.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. No, no problem.

No problem.

- Hey, how are you?
- Hey.

Phew!

Thanks for looking out, man.

So, anyway, bill-to-head ratio,

that's the only sure-fire way

to tell downy from a hairy woodpecker.

I had no idea you were into birding.

Yeah, I never was,

but that's the only book
I could find down there.

There are books in hell?

That's nice.

Book.

Singular.

Field guide to the birds
of North America.

It sounds like
an interesting read, though.

Yeah, not so much
after the 10,000th time.

But, you know,
nothing is really that interesting,

- not even birding.
- We should...

We should probably stop talking now.

Yeah, sure.

I'll just stand at the back.

Get out of everybody's way.

You know, it's very pretty here,

but is it just me, or does it smell
like a three-day-old crime scene to you?

Uh, well...

Can you believe
they fertilized the plants last night?

Last night?

- It's terrible timing.
- Yeah, I know.

I mean,
we actually can believe it

because, you know, that right there is
by far the most plausible explanation.

So, thanks, amenadiel,
for clarifying that.

I mean,

what did you think
that we were at something, like,

hell-monster wedding
attended by decaying zombies?

Uh...

Just going to keep this.

So, when are you two getting married?

Trixie...

- I don't think that, uh...
- Well, we haven't really discussed...

No. But we wouldn't...

Tying the knot.

Uh, I'm kidding, guys.

I just wanted to see you squirm.

- Oh.
- Oh, very good.

- Hm.
- You little devil.

Oh, don't worry, she'll show up.

She's not gonna miss her aunt's wedding.

I'm not so sure,
she got her mum's stubbornness.

I mean determination.

Uh, there she is.

Rory! There's a seat here.

What happened?

I don't know.

Wow, maze,

you're getting married.

I never thought we'd come here.

Why? 'Cause you got kidnapped?

That's exactly why.

Oh-ho-ho.

Well, that's quite the upgrade
from the old fig leaves, huh?

Not that I ever had
any complaint about those.

What are you doing here?

Linda said I should be supportive.

I want the best for you, Eve.

I really do.

You deserve to be happy.

Thanks.

And also, I heard that you didn't have
anyone to walk you down the aisle.

It would be my honor
if I could give you away.

Adam, that is...

It's very big of you.

Thanks.

I might as well, right?

It's like I'm giving away
a piece of myself.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh, I really appreciate that.

I do,

but, uh, I think
I want to do this one on my own.

So, thanks, but...

I got this.

I could hold my breath, but

I could keep my head down

I would not take the lemons

I could live on the edge

the edge with you

and I would drive on the highway

I will turn off my headlights

I will swallow the moment

and it could just be all right

wherever where

where it will go, oh

maybe in another

maybe in another life

maybe in another

maybe in another life

'cause heaven won't help me

devil won't take me

nothing feels better than you

if angels won't save me

baby, just break me

'cause nothing feels better than you

yeah, you...

Between heaven and hell,

there's an imperfect place.

Our place, here on earth.

That's where these two women met.

One who sees the best in people

and one who can torture
the worst out of them.

But these two women,
they understood each other.

And together they made
in this imperfect place,

something that might actually
be perfect.

The brides have written their own vows.

Eve?

Maze...

I know that at some point

you became convinced

that you were...
Unworthy of love.

I look foward
to spending the rest of my life

proving you wrong.

If recent events
are any indication...

Then I am sure that

there's going to be
a lot of bumps along the way.

But as I stand here today,

in front of our family
and our friends,

I promise you
that I will never...

Ever give up on us... again.

Because you, mazikeen, are my soulmate.

Eve... I, um...

I just love you so fucking much.

I just love you so fucking much.

Yeah!

Well, I now pronounce you wife and wife.

- We did it.
- We did it!

Don't take it personally.

Because Eve was created for you,

it was important for her
to walk down the aisle

as an individual person,

just like it was important to maze
who's been alone for so long

to walk with someone.

Oh. Wow!

- You actually are a smart woman.
- Yeah.

Drop the "actually."

Yes, ma'am. I mean, doctor.

Hey, at least the chair situation
has been alleviated.

Look, I know you're having a bad day.

Butjust... just try
and look at the silver lining.

A bad day? A bad day.

I'm a ghost, amenadiel.

Ella, you gotta try this vegan cheese.

- Mm-hmm.
- It tastes just like cheese,

- except not at all.
- Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, cheese. Mm-hmm.

What's in this?

But at least you're not in hell, Dan.
You're here,

watching your good friend get married.

Well, I will admit,

grousing to you up here sure beats
reading about grouses down there.

I take it back. This is way too hard.

Not as hard as hell, though, right?

Being able to see my own daughter
and knowing that she can't see me,

that's its own kind of hell, amenadiel.

And why are those
my only choices, anyway?

I don't even know
why I went to hell in the first place.

And I honestly can't think of anything
I feel guilty about anymore.

And what's worse? What's worse is,

I'm friends with celestial beings

who's supposed to understand
how all this stuff works

- and not even they can help.
- Dan, I'm sorry, I...

I wish we could, but the only one
who can get you out of this mess is you.

Now, you have got to try and figure out
what you're still feeling guilty about,

and then face it, head-on.

Great.

Great. So, basically,
what you're telling me

is that on top of everything else,
I'm on my own.

That's just peachy.

'Fess up, t.

You spiked the punch, didn't you?

Never mind.
I'm about four years too early.

I'm Rory, uh,
Lucifer and Chloe's friend.

Cool. I'm Trixie. Maze's best friend.

I thought Lucifer
was maze's best friend.

No way. I love Lucifer, but no way.

You love him, huh?

'Cause he's funny and weird
and really bad at board games.

Lucifer plays board games?

At least once a week. On game night.

You guys
have a game night? You...

Never told me that.

What do you mean?

I just met you.

Why does it... who are you again?

Nobody.

Hey. All right, so, the babysitter's
gonna take Trixie home.

You want to hit the dance floor?

I thought you'd never ask.

Oh, and, by the way, we need to talk.

Four most terrifying words
in the English language.

No, it's nothing bad. It's just...

We need to figure something out.

But now, right now, we dance.

- I... I'll be right back.
- Mm-hmm.

You're not leaving right now, are you?

Maze is only on her
third Tequila bottle.

That's what you have to say to me?

Iwaited. You never showed up.

Waited? Where? Showed up at what?

Oh, you went to the tailor?

Oh, you went to the tailor.

Uh, Rory, I'm so sorry.

Maze needed my help.

And you went running,
like you always do for everyone else.

There's always gonna be
someone or something

- that you choose over me as...
- In my defense,

you did say you weren't going.

What...
And you said you'd be there. I...

I can't believe
I let myself think that...

Rory. Rory.

This is not the time
or the place right now.

Right...

Sure. Why don't we talk about it
over game night?

Oh, wait. That's something
you only do with Trixie,

who is not even his real daughter.

- Rory!
- I do not believe this.

You guys, come over here.

Game night happened twice.

- Ella!
- Aah! Oh, god!

Oh, god! I... so...

It's okay. It's okay. Wait, hey, hey.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I... totes.
Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.

Hey, hey.

- Oh, my gosh.
- You sure you're okay?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right.

- I'm so sorry.
- I'll be right back.

- I don't even like monopoly, anyways.
- Please.

Rory, I know you're upset

but I'm sure your father
has a perfectly reasonable explanation.

I do. Thank you.

Maze was about to kill the first man

who she used to scare
the first woman away.

So I had to go and nab
some bride-soothing demons,

aka half the guest list.

Maybe not perfectly normal, but...

But you're always going to find
a reason to defend him.

Why, mom?

He doesn't deserve it.

You wanted a glimpse into your future.
How's this?

That something big I was going through
when I accidentally time jumped,

it was you dying.

In the future I come from,

you're on your deathbed
and he's not there.

I die in 20 years?

No. Mom, I'm olderthan I look.
Half-angel and all that.

But that's not the point. The point is,

he's not there,
even for something that important.

He's never there.

That can't be. I...

Wait, give me the microphone.

Cut the music! Cut the music!

Hold on, I have something to say.

No, I am not okay.

I have been trying to
keep it together for maze and Eve,

I have to say something
because I know the truth.

I know that Lucifer is the actual devil.

Not like the most method actor ever.

And amenadiel is an angel.

Which makes Charlie half-angel.

So you know...

Oh, maze. Maze is a demon.

And Eve is, well, Eve.

Oh, I guess the first woman.

Oh, oh, oh, and, and, and...

Apparently, zombies are real.

Well, technically, they're not zombies,
miss Lopez, they're...

- Not now, Lucifer.
- They're demons.

Ella, I understand
how hard this is to process.

No, no, this isn't.

This isn't hard to process at all.

I believe in all this stuff already,

but what I can't believe...

Is that you all kept it from me.

It just absolutely breaks my heart

that you think so very little of me.

And I get it.

I get it, I get it, I get it.
I'm just regular old Ella.

I mean, how much help can I be
in "stopping the end of the world"?

- Whoa!
- Still, you guys could have at least...

Back up.

What do you mean "the end of the world"?

I thought you told me
that was all inside your head.

I lied, because I figured you were
just trying to throw me off the scent.

Uh. Brother?

Wait, are you guys telling me that

you don't know the world is ending?

Uh-oh.

That can't be good.

Whew!

Crisis averted, babe. See?
Got all cleaned up before it set.

What'd I miss?