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I am a passenger

and I ride and I ride

I ride through the city's backsides

I see the stars come out of the sky

yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky

you know it looks so good tonight

I am a passenger

I stay under glass

I see the stars come out tonight

I see the bright and hollow sky

over the city's ripping sky

and everything looks good tonight

oh.

- What can I do for you, officer?
- Do you know why I pulled you over?

Yes. I wasn't paying enough attention
to the road and I apologize.

I've got a lot on my mind.

This is my last night in la.

Wait.

I know you.

Probably, I used to work for the LAPD.

- Is that right?
- Oh, yes.

Crime solving devil.

It was great fun, but that's over now.

Since the war.

Oh, you were in the sandbox?

Uh, more of a football stadium,
a month ago.

Fought against my brother and his
host of angels for the throne of heaven.

It was all very biblical.

- Did you win?
- Well, iwon.

But not without having to fly into
the silver city

to save my girlfriend, burn up,

prove to myself I was worthy,
stop burning and...

Yeah, anyway, long story short,
now I'm the big man.

So... I just pulled over god?

Well, not quite, I still have
to ascend to the silver city

and sit on the throne,
I do that tomorrow.

Hold on a minute.

I do know you.

You're the officer who likes
to drive fast with his siren on.

Yeah, I was afraid
you wouldn't recognize me.

Oh! Man, I am so glad
I'm running into you again.

- I have to thank you.
- Well, I hope you bought yourself

something pretty
with that money I gave you.

Oh, isure did!

Got that sweet foxtail for
my bike antennae right there.

I got that and, uh,
like a ton of cocaine.

- Oh!
- Yeah!

Oh, man, it is liberating.

Chasing my desires like that,
changed my life.

Marvelous! Well, that's
the kind of personal touch.

I hope to be scaling up
as ruler of the universe.

Yeah.

Well, it wasn't all good, you know...

I, uh... I got into trouble
at work a lot so...

I will be riding that bike
for the rest of my career.

And my wife left me.

She took the house.

You know, but my new house is a boat.

Yeah! A lot of great characters
down by the Marina.

Woo! Man, do they like to drink.

Do they?

Anyways, I am so glad
that I got to thank you.

Well, you are... more than welcome.

You got any more of that money
like last time?

La la la la

la la la la la la la la

Wow.

Hello, Chloe.

I'm still not used
to you calling me that.

- What, don't you like it?
- No! I love it.

- Shall we?
- Yeah.

Can't wait to show you this.

Can't wait to see it!

Believe it or not,

this is the world's only private club
for magicians.

You know, apart from the one
I started with Rasputin.

The Romanovs were furious.

Dai Vernon.

- Do you know who dai Vernon is?
- Mm-mm.

- The professor? Doesn't matter.
- Mm.

Dai Vernon challenge
a young David Copperfield

to a drinking contest
at that bar right there.

1971, I refereed.

Really? Who won?

Well, me, of course.

I couldn't help myself.

Oh, my gosh. I don't believe it.
Look over there in the corner.

That is Jon Armstrong,

one of the greatest
card magicians in the world.

- Huh.
- This way.

Oh!

Be on the lookout
for secret passages. Shh!

You know,
I've always wanted to come here.

- And you do look amazing, but...
- Thank you.

You know, magic for our last night?

What could be more magical than magic?

I don't know.
Isn't magicjust a little goofy?

Goofy? It's skill, cunning,
and deception

without actually telling a lie.

- What's not to love?
- Oh! Hello.

So, like everywhere you look,
there's a puzzle to solve.

But no, we're not
going to solve anything.

When you know how the tricks work,
it ruins everything.

Thank you, bones.

Have you lost weight?

Shall we?

I mean, Lucifer, you really expect me
to hang out here all night,

surrounded by mysteries and not try
to figure out how everything works?

Chloe, you are a truth seeker.
That's what made you a great detective.

But me, I'm a wonder seeker.

You seek... wonder?

Well, also drugs, debauchery
and now certain extinct whiskeys.

But yes. So tonight you're just gonna
have to enjoy the wonder with me.

- Cheers!
- Mm.

Oh, so I understand...

Tomorrow you'll become god.

And then you'll know how
everything works, right?

No, I think it's very sweet

that you want to spend with me
your last night of wonder.

Right, yes, about that...

I was thinking on the drive over,

do we really need to start tomorrow?

I mean, we're having so much fun.

Grandma Penelope's hearts grown
three times the size.

Thanks to her time with Trixie.

Why don't we just extend
our vacation a little longer?

Well, I mean, yes,
we're having fun, and it's been great.

But you've already pushed
the coronation once.

And I mean,
don't we have to get up there?

Well, eventually.

It's not like the sky is going to
fall in on itself or anything.

- Are you sure? Because I feel...
- Mm! Mm, mm, mm.

Hold that thought.
It's starting. Come on.

This is why we are here tonight.

The final show
of magnar the magnificent.

This guy. His act looks like
a hundred years old.

One hundred twenty, to be precise.

The first magnar created one of
the most flawless acts in all of magic.

Then he handed the mantle
down to his protege.

And it has been handed down ever since.

And tonight,
in a super exclusive show,

- its...
- It's being handed down again.

You just can't help yourself, can you?

Mr. Morningstar!

Right this way.

Cannot wait!

And for this...

Final act on stage.

I will literally conquer death...

And emerge...

Resu rrected!

Ooh!

- She's locked it.
- Mm!

Oh!

So obviously, there must be
some mechanism in the box...

Shh! Chloe, please.
We're not solving any mysteries tonight.

Oh!

Resurrection!

He's good, isn't he?

All right, everybody, just stay calm
and try not to touch anything.

This is an active crime scene now.
We have everything under control.

Poor magnar!

Still, at least he died knowing
his illusion was never revealed.

Do you hear that?

Is that coming from inside the box?

You said not to touch anything.

What? No. Open it.

What the hell is going on?

Magnar!

He's done it again.

Erika, how could you miss your cue?

But if he's alive there,
then who's that?

Oh, god!

Jared holbrook.

My protege.

So, this is how the trick is performed?

You stay hidden in the box,
and then he emerges here

dressed as you and then takes your bow?

Yes. He's hidden in there

the entire time.

When we show the audience
that it's empty,

the interior is actually painted
to give a false sense of depth...

Are you all right, my boy?

He just does not like to hear
how the tricks are performed.

I most certainly do not.

But I'm sure that there's more
that I remain blissfully unaware of.

- No, that's pretty much it.
- Oh!

So, do you know of anyone
who would want to hurt Jared

- or anyone who was angry with him?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't say anything else, dad.

I'm a lawyer. My father doesn't have
to answer any of these questions.

Alan, you're an entertainment lawyer.

Not now, dad.

Oh, no worries there
because we're not actually the police.

Right, Chloe?

No, currently no, we're not.

Well, then I'd appreciate my dad

not being harassed with questions
until the cops do arrive.

I can't believe it.

Six. Weeks.

Of dragging my bag to
Lucifer-and-Chloe-less crime scenes,

and now boom!

You guys are witnesses.

Oh! This is so amazing.

I mean, ugh, horrible way to end a date

and, you know,
horrible for the dead guy,

but not horrible for me.

Or does that sound horrible?

It's nice to see you too, Ms. Lopez.

It must be so weird being on the other
side of things for once, huh?

- Hmm.
- Takes a little getting used to.

Yeah, that's for sure.

So how are things going with, um, Carol?

Good. I mean, he's no you guys but...

Ms. Decker, Mr. Morningstar,
it's funny to see you here.

Good to see you.
And no need to be so formal.

Um, any friend of Dan's is...

You know,
I'm glad you could transfer in.

Department's in good hands.

Yeah. I mean, I have big shoes to fill,
Dan's and yours,

but thank you so much for securing
the crime scene, keeping everybody calm.

I'm not sure I even have to
work this case, between you and Ella.

Lucky for us, you do.

Which means Chloe doesn't have
to be a detective anymore.

I don't have to have magic ruined
for the rest of my life.

And we can still make the 8:30 show
in the parlor.

So if you don't mind...

You know, we probably have to hang here,

because we were witnesses
to the murder, right, Carol?

Yeah, unfortunately, she's correct.

I'm going to have to get your statement
before you can be released.

That's fantastic news.

All right, so who wants to be
tickled by Satan's whiskers?

Ooh!

There were no
"queen of hell" themed cocktails.

- Couldn't find the right pun.
- That's okay.

I've been tickled
by those whiskers before.

Me, too.

Well, you two really are made
for each other, aren't you?

Oh, yeah.

Cheers, you guys!

Wow! You really went all out, Linda.

Yeah, well, it's not every day
that my best friend and her girlfriend

- depart this mortal plane to rule hell.
- Mm.

So, Eve, have you ever
actually been there?

Mm-mm, I have not.

But, what an amazing adventure, huh?

From heaven to hell.

And everywhere in between.

And this time I'll have
the best partner with me.

So, are you ladies ready
to leave tomorrow?

I mean, I'll be free to fly you down
right after Lucifer's coronation.

Hell, yeah, I'm ready.

My maziqueen
is going to rule that throne.

I'm gonna make you proud.

Subjugating scum,
grinding my siblings under my boot.

So, Eve, have you
given any thought as to

what you'll be doing
while maze is ruling?

I'm going to support my girl
in all her work.

She's gonna be the greatest queen ever.

That's great, but what will
that actually look like for you?

Will you also be subjugating scum?

I don't know, I mean...

I'll figure it out when we get there.

Yeah.

Huh, okay.

Uh...

Okay. Well, it's time for appetizers.

I made deviled eggs.

- Ooh!
- Let's do that.

Yeah.

Ms. Lopez, when do you think
we'll be wrapping up?

I'm not sure. I spoke with magnar and...

He explained that
for this particular illusion,

only one of the dueling sabers
is actually sharp.

The one they use
to cut the apple with on stage.

But this one was also sharp,

Which means the killer prepared it.

Totally premeditated.

Oh, right.

Sorry. Old habits.

Not your problem anymore.

No. Now, my problem is I know
about fake dueling sabers.

Look, I just need this over and done
as quickly as possible,

so Chloe and I can continue
our wonder-seeking date.

You guys are absolutely adorbs.

I really do miss you.

Family business. I get it.

You're in my prayers,

for what that's worth.

What do you mean for what that's worth?

I thought that was worth
a lot to you, Ms. Lopez.

Another crisis of faith?

Oh, no, that was so two years ago.

I definitely still believe, it's just...

Okay, this might sound absolutely crazy,

but...

Lately I've been praying a lot,

and it feels like nobody's listening.

Like, the big guy'sjust not there
or something.

I know it's so do-do headed.

I mean, like, as if that could
really happen, right? No way!

Yes.

That would be do-do headed.

So, the act has a live chicken
and a live butterfly.

This is all very helpful.

Hey! Haven't seen
you around here before.

I'm Keaton call.

You probably know me
from my Instagram account,

bromagic69!

I don't...

Well, four million other people do.

Hey, if you want
to see the future of magic,

check out my profile.

Okay. Yeah.
I'll... I'll definitely do that.

You know, if magnar had, maybe
his apprentice would still be alive.

Not saying that,
my work saves lives but...

So, you know magnar?

-Huh.!

I was his apprentice before Jared.

Yeah.

Eh, Jared.

That could have been me getting stabbed
if I hadn't discovered social media.

I mean, my problem is I'm an innovator.

I see the future. All these other
old fogeys, they're stuck in the past.

Meanwhile, my phone is blowing up.

Agt. Vegas.

Magnar's climbing into coffins,
I'm on a rocket.

Wow! Magnar must be reallyjealous
of all your success.

You walking away and blowing up,
while he stays a small insider act.

Magnar... nah!

Look, a lot of people are jealous of me.

- Ah! Are you kidding me?
- Of course.

Not magnar. Magnar is a sweet old man.

Me and him are still tight.

I had his pre-show ritual
with him tonight.

- We had a "magnar Mai Tai," the usual!
- Oh!

So, you saw him arrive?

How close to show time
does he have that drink?

He goes from the car to the barstool
to the curtain.

Always has.

Hey, I really dig how into
talking to me you are.

And it kind of feels
like we're already dating.

I mean, we're already
accessorizing alike.

What?

Have a, have a good night. Thanks.

- Can I talk to you a second?
- Oh, sure.

Yes, uh, can you excuse me
for just a moment?

- What's up? Everything okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

So I think I have an alibi for magnar.

Another magician was with him
from the time he got here

until the start of the show.

So you really need to talk to him
and see if...

Did you already talk to him?

I'm so sorry.
You're a good detective. Just ignore me.

- Pretty okay.
- Mm-hmm.

Listen, I appreciate the help.

I really do.
But you don't have to stay, okay?

Don't let this ruin your night.

- Everything is under control.
- That is good news.

I'm sure it's in very
capable hands, detective...

You. So, shall we, Chloe?

- Uh, yeah.
- Hold up!

I just confirmed. Jared was killed
sometime in the last two hours.

And no one's left since then.

So you should keep holding everybody.

And that door's the only way out.

Well, except for the secret passages.

No, that is a myth.
We talked to everyone.

Which means the killer
is still in the building.

Locked room mystery, you guys.

So, who's up for an all-nighter?

Jared was about to inherit,
from what I understand is

a pretty legendary role in magic.

Did that create anyjealousy?

Jealousy? Of Jared?

Are you kidding? That couldn't have
happened to a nicer guy.

And your relationship with him,
would you say it was free of conflict?

Mm-hmm.

Jared was a great collaborator.

He was talking about helping me
develop my own stage show.

I've heard Jared described
as "well-liked," would you agree?

Jared wasn'tjust well liked.
He was respected.

Hell, even I can't deny
the guy had chops.

I've heard he was set to cash in
on some big Netflix series about magnar.

And this is your first time here?

First time? Yes, yes.

Wait, is there anyone else new here?

Is that a clue? No, not that...
It's my place to ask anymore,

but... but is it?

So let's just start with what you were
doing before the event this evening?

Oh, that's easy.
I was bribing a motorcycle cop.

You were bribing a police officer?

Indeed. Not for the first time.

If you ask him,
I'm sure he'll corroborate.

He's a bit of an over sharer.

And up until recently,

- you consulted for the LAPD.
- Mm-hmm.

And you also claim
that you're the devil?

Was the devil. God now. Well, nearly.

Tonight's event
was a pretty intimate one.

How did you get an invite?

I've been a member here
since it first opened.

- In 1963?
- Sounds about right.

And how old would you say you are again?

Oh, well, time works
very differently in hell.

So, probably have to go with ageless.

He's just sensitive about his age.

I mean,
even I don't know the real number.

And just out of curiosity,
um, how are you with swords?

Oh, bit rusty.

Although, I did recently defeat
a yakuza boss in a duel.

And I did stab a man through
the heart once.

Well, that's quite the coincidence,

because that is exactly
how Jared was killed.

Fascinating.

Though I used a demon blade.
This was a sword so...

Not really relevant, I suppose.

It's all very complicated.

Best not to dwell.

Bring out the devil in me

hey! What did you say in there?

The truth, it's what I always
tell everyone.

I know. And I love you for that.

But I think because of what
you said to Carol,

that you're his number one suspect now.

What? That's absurd.

I'd never kill a magician.

Well, a mentalist maybe,
but not an artist like Jared.

Well, I know that, and you know that.

But Carol, he's by the book.

He's not going to let you off
just on my word alone,

so I really think
there's only one thing we can do.

Go home, have sex, fall asleep
and never think about him again?

No, solve this case on our own.

What?

Your alibi checked out.

Yeah, motorcycle cop called
and confirmed your story.

Really?

Yeah, I mean, he's been suspended now,
but you're no longer a suspect.

Well, that's... that's great!

Carol! I just got some
reallyjuicy gossip.

Well, it's actually a clue.

God, isn't it just so interesting

how there's always
so much insider-y drama

no matter what the industry,
even the toy industry...

- They have spies.
- Even the toy industry,

would you just give us one second?

- Ella, what's the clue?
- Oh, right.

So, the club books rooms in their hotel
for its acts

- when they come to perform.
- Right.

But assistant Erika
didn't get booked in her own room.

And when victim Jared ordered
room service,

- it was charged on Erika's...
- Her credit card.

So they're having an affair
that she didn't disclose to me.

- Maybe time to talk to her again.
- Thanks, lo, thank you.

Sure.

Well...

This is just fantastic.

Look at this.
Everything is so elaborate.

And it actually got me thinking...

This is what I'm going to do.

What? Go way too hard on food puns?

No! Dinner parties.

Just parties of all kinds.

You know, like I did in the silver city.

You could rule hell,
and I could run the social calendar.

I could meet everyone,
and I can, you know, just, um,

bring in all the happiness
and fun and good times, you know.

Hell could definitely use...
Some of that.

Yeah.

Honey, who are you going
to bring fun to?

The tortured damned souls?

Yeah!

Well, it's not just
damned souls, right?

- I mean, it's your siblings too, maze.
- Right.

That's right. Thank you, Linda.

I get to hang out with
your family. Amazing.

Yeah, no.
They're walking, talking garbage.

I'm keeping you far away from them.

Just so I'm clear.

What is it that you picture me
doing exactly?

Just cleaning and cooking for just you?

'Cause that sounds
incredibly lonely, maze.

Are you saying that
I'm not enough for you?

Not at all what I'm saying.
Don't twist my words.

You always do this when you're angry.

Well, you're telling me
I make you feel lonely.

- I mean, how twisted is that?
- I'm joining the police force.

- What?
- Yeah.

I've been in the police academy
for a while now.

And it's going well.

Dan's parting gift.
He put the application in for me.

That's great.
But we should get back to maze...

Why the hell didn't you tell me?

Well, I guess
I just wanted to see how...

You know, everything was going
to work out first and...

And honestly, I thought that
you would do nothing but make fun of me.

Oh, I will, this is the greatest gift
you've ever given me.

Thank you!

You're welcome.

Congratulations! I'm so happy for you.

Go ahead, tell us all about the academy.

Oh. Well...

Erika, I'm a little confused.

You neglected to tell me that you were
in relationship with the victim.

Well, it's not that confusing.

I didn't tell you
because it makes me look bad.

Why would it make you look bad?

- Everyone I talked to loved Jared.
- Yeah, right.

"Mr. Popular" with the guys. Maybe.

I don't know if you know this,
but magic is a huge boys club.

I really thought Jared was different.

I thought he saw my talent.

He made you promises, didn't he?

Jared told me
that he would produce my solo act.

But once magnar made
the decision to retire...

Suddenly, Jared wasn't talking
about my career anymore.

And that is why you thought
it would make you look bad.

Angry side-piece.

Tossed away as soon
as the dead guy hits it big.

You're going to tell me
that doesn't look bad?

-What're you doing? {935951

he thinks it's her.

Well, I hope it bloody is.
So we can finally get on with our date.

No, something isn't adding up.
I can feel it in my gut.

Well, maybe your gut
hasn't been receiving its e-mails,

but the rest of you is retired.
This is Carl's job now.

- Carol.
- What?

- Carol.
- Really? Ooh.

Lucifer, he's got the wrong person.

We have to solve this
or an innocent woman might go tojail.

Ella, did we get
any physical evidence off the body?

Oh, actually, I can't really
get into that right now.

Decker, this is killing me,
but you're not on the team anymore.

Ms. Lopez makes an excellent point.
We are here seeking wonder, not truth.

Remember? Ooh!

Look, that man just pulled
a card out of nowhere.

Wondrous.

Oh, did you
check the victim's clothing?

For any secret compartments,
pockets, anything?

Right.

Because it's not just about checking
for normal dead guy stuff,

it's about checking
for magician dead guy stuff.

Oh, man, I could totally do a panel
on this at the next forensicon.

- Brilliant.
- Nice.

You're really helping
with this investigation, aren't you?

Well, it's like you said.
I'm a truth seeker.

Chloe, look, I know you miss
being a detective,

but we're at a different stage
of our lives now.

Well, are we?
I mean, you just told me

that you've
delayed the next stage again.

Look, this isn't easy
on me either.

I'm starting a new dayjob in heaven,
and the commute daily alone.

- Understood.
- Right.

And all I'm trying to say is that

I just think that there might be
some deeper reasons behind these excuses

and that maybe we should talk about them
because you can't put this off forever.

Bingo!

Sort of.

I found a bead.
Tucked up in a secret pocket

like you said, up in his sleeve.

But magnar's costume
doesn't have any beadwork on it.

So maybe this is just part of a trick.

No, it's not magic.
It's good police work.

I think we may have cracked the case.

Uh, care to clue in the actual
police person on what that means?

No? Cool.

Huh...

Ms. Lopez, a question?

I don't have a thing for Carol at all.

- I don't think he's cute.
- That wasn't the question.

- Oh.
- But when you said

you didn't
feel god's presence anymore...

Is that such a bad thing?

Uh, yeah, dude.

I mean, being ever-present
is god's whole thing.

That's what makes
"the big guy" the big guy.

He's always there.

Right. But surely
he can't be "always" there.

I mean, doesn't god
have personal matters to attend to?

The odd round of golf? Or...

- Spending time with loved ones?
- That's the best part.

He's not like you and me.

We are all god's loved ones.

And no matter what he's doing,
the only thing,

the only thing that god cares about
is caring about us.

Well, not the only thing.
He did quite like NCIS.

It doesn't matter who you are,
or what you've done.

If you are mister Rogers
or some sleazeball Internet troll,

he is there for everyone.

Or at least he's supposed to be.

Indeed.

We're already accessorizing alike.

What's that on your wrist?

Yeah, what is that?

On her wrist?

We found a bead
from one of your bracelets

on Jared's body.

Your actual bracelet.
Not one of the cheap plastic handouts.

What are you talking about?

Maybe you lost it in the struggle.

Whoa, chill out, Nancy drew.
Why would I want to hurt Jared?

I already told you.
I didn't want to be magnar.

Wonderful. Can you please?

Ugh.

When in Rome...

Tell me, Duran Duran.

What is it you truly desire?

I want to be magnar.

Do you?

Uh... how?

Okay, fine.
I've always wanted to be magnar, but...

The truth is,
I'm not cut out for the stage.

Do you know how many viewing angles
you have to cover?

Instagram, man. It's way easier.

You just set up the camera
in the perfect angle.

Do it as many times as you need.
Let the likes pour in.

Oh, so I see.

You weren't a good enough magician
to be like magnar.

Hey, hey, I'm a great magician.

On Instagram.

You know what?

That's okay.

You know what?

You should have thought of that
before you killed Jared.

Turn around. You're under arrest.

- Turn around!
- Ms. Decker!

Can I talk to you for a second?

So uncle hanjobadiel,
the "angel of giving"

left us with a gift
of a $4,000 plumbing bill.

Oh, my god.

Well, that's just
the kind of thing that happens

when you have
hundreds of celestial family members..

Oh, I'm sorry, Eve.

I didn't mean
to bring up a sore subject.

I know how complicated it is
between you and your family, maze.

It's complicated enough when humans
meet their partners families,

but when it's celestial,
it's so much bigger.

It really bothers me that you don't
want me spending time with your family.

Maze, it's important
to discuss these issues...

And it's important for us to eat this
ice cream torture cake before it melts.

I don't want to talk about hell.

- Maze.
- Linda.

- Amenadiel.
- Linda...

- Stop...
- I don't want to talk about it

because I don't want to go.

You don't want to go to hell?

Look, I hate to disappoint you.

I know how excited you are
for me to be queen, but...

I like it here.

I don't want
to go to hell either.

I just thought going home
would make you happy.

I don't need to go home to be happy.

You're my hell.

I love bounty hunting here.

It, it, it's so much better
when they're still alive.

You know, you can really feel the fear.

Fear! I know! That's...
I love that part too.

And I love what we do after even more.

Yes!

I love you. I, I, I love our life.
I, I, I could do this forever.

- Forever?
- Yeah, I could marry you tomorrow.

Okay.

Uh, I mean...

Not tomorrow, but...

Uh, yeah.

Yeah. Hell, yeah.

Did we just get engaged?

Oh, my god!

Oh, I love you.

Ms. Decker,

with all due respect,

I cannot have you tampering
with this investigation.

Mm-hmm.
And with all due respect, detective,

I think
I just found your killer for you.

- He had motive, opportunity...
- And an alibi.

He was performing magic
for several women

during the window of time of the murder.

And they all have the bracelets
to prove it.

Right. Well, I don't think it's Erika.

I saw her body language
when you interrogated her.

She was sad, resigned,
but she wasn't angry.

I agree.

And she also has a bracelet.

Ms. Decker.

Chloe...

I am in a tough situation here.

Now, you and I both know
that the killer is still in this room,

but I have no clues and I have no leads.

And I cannot hold everyone here

on the basis of suspicion alone
much longer.

While I do not appreciate
you running a parallel investigation

for the entire evening,

I would truly appreciate
your thoughts now.

Of course. Um...

So if the killer isn't Keaton,
the bead had to be planted.

The killer had to know
to get the right kind of bead,

not one of the cheap plastic handouts.

So it's premeditated.

It's a, it's a frame job.

Right. Which means the killer wanted
to remove magnar's current

and former apprentice, too,
but the question is, "why?"

The magnar name?
It's worth a lot of money.

I heard a lot of whispers
about a, a media deal in the works,

but when I asked magnar about it,
he said he'd never sell.

He said Jared would never sell either.

Wait, so if magnar won't sell
and neither would Jared,

how did this deal get done?
I mean, who, who benefits?

Wait, what kind of law
did you say the son practices?

No, back up, buddy.

Okay, everybody.

Let's all stay cool.

Oh, cool? You know what's cool?

A billion dollar franchise is cool,
but no, magic's not cool.

- It's art, right, dad?
- Is that what this is about?

- Money?
- It's about your legacy.

And I was gonna help you bring it
in to every home in the world.

But instead, you cut me out
and anointed Jared to honor

the traditions and all that bullshit.

- That's what happened with Jared.
- Mm-hmm.

He wouldn't play ball
with your media deal?

Oh, the deal was done.

All Jared had to do
was sign and cash checks.

But not Jared. He's just as stubborn
as the last magnar.

Wait, so you sharpened a sword
that was supposed to be dull?

And you framed Keaton

'cause you knew
that he'd be next in line?

And because of his media savvy,

you knew
he could make a deal of his own?

This is all your fault.

Every bit of this is your fault.

You and your selfishness!

"Selfishness?"

All you ever cared about
was your own greed and desire.

You are the one who's selfish.

He doesn't care about the consequences.
And look at what you've done!

You are not worthy
of your father's legacy.

Think about it, Alan.

Just drop the knife.
You know there's no way out of here.

That's where you're wrong.

I may not be a magician.

But I grew up here.

No! No! Damn it.

No! No!

Somebody find me something
to pry this open with now!

Open that door now! Hurry!

Chloe?

Chloe!

Chloe!

If you harm one hair on her head,
I swear I will break every...

What?

Amenadiel's necklace.

You kept it.

It helped me survive
an angel-demon war.

So I thought
it might come in handy again.

So just to be clear,
you were never actually in any danger,

and you could have
gotten away at any moment?

Well, I needed a confession.

Once the detective,
always the detective.

Yeah.

To being right.

Because I solved the case?

No, because I was right
about the secret passageways.

Yeah.

Correct me if I'm wrong,
but I thought I put that

in my safe with azrael's blade?

- Yeah, you did.
- Hmm.

I shouldn't have taken it.

Why did you?

It's kind of hard to explain.

After so many years of being a cop,
and walking around every day, armed.

I just felt weirdly naked...

Without a way to defend myself.
But you're right. I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have taken it
without asking you.

You can have it back.

Ah, well, as much as I enjoy
the mental image

of you walking around
weirdly naked...

You should keep it.

Especially since we'll be here
on earth a little longer.

Lucweh

I heard what you said to magnar's son.

And you have to understand
you are not the same as him.

You are worthy of your father's legacy.

This isn't so much an issue of worth.

It's more an issue ofjob description.

God needs to be selfless,
he needs to care about all of humanity.

You, you died for me.

I mean, what could be
more selfless than that?

Oh, you see. That's just it.

I love you, Chloe Decker.

I'd do anything for you.

Except give you up.

Give us up.

What do you mean?

Much as I claim to know
what will happen to me

when I become god, I don't.

I'm scared.

I'm scared of...

What it'll mean for us.

Well, I'm not scared.

I love you, too, Lucifer morningstar.

And I have faith
that you'll figure this out.

- You do?
- Yeah.

Are we going to talk about it?

Yeah, I know.

The hellfire queso was a disaster.

Everyone was trying to be
so polite about it.

But I saw maze dump hers
in the spider plant.

Wait, we're not talking about the queso?

I mean, how you spent the entire night

probing and prodding
at maze and Eve's relationship issues.

I was just encouraging them
to work through some unresolved issues.

Uh-huh. And why were you doing that?

Because I'm a good friend.

And an even better therapist.
I mean, you saw.

From almost broken up
to engaged over a single dinner.

I mean...
I should put that on my website.

Linda, you are a great therapist.
And you did help them.

You did.

But you see, iwonder
if some of that was

maybe for your own benefit as well?

Well, maybe...

You're not so bad a therapist yourself.

Okay, I admit.

I admit it,
but after god himself has been

on my couch, it's very difficult
to go back to normal problems.

It's like, "okay, I'm sorry you slept
with your yoga teacher 'again'."

But I helped save the universe.

So you thought you would get a rush
from some celestial therapy

one last time before they head south?

Linda...

Yeah. Listen, uh...

Nobody understands better than me
how earthly things can feel small.

I mean, I was a warrior angel
fighting for the silver city,

and now, I'm in training
to be a beat cop.

Okay?

But you want to know what I've learned?

What?

No problem is too small.

Whatever good deed you do in the world,

whether it's helping someone
on your block, or...

I don't know, throwing some elaborate
dinner party for your friends,

you are
just as much of a hero as you are

fighting a war for the throne of heaven.

Every act matters.

That's very insightful.

But I don't know if I'm there yet.

Or if I ever will be.

- Out.
- Are you kidding?

- Yes, it is.
- Come on, that was totally in.

- Did you not hear me?
- You going for the head right here?

You were going here?

What's the score?

Hey. There you are, buddy.
What's up?

What's the plan this time?

I'm... I'm sorry, Daniel.

I can't think of anything new.
I've just come to check in.

Check in? On what?

Nothing's changed.

I'm still in hell. It's still sucks.
Belios still sucks.

Ping-pong is not his game, dude.

Hey, I'm getting better.

Bro, it's been almost
a thousand years down here,

and you still can't keep
a volley going. So...

Daniel, I have commanded the demons
to not torture you.

You are the first soul ever
in this purgatory.

I've invented an entirely
new afterlife for you.

So I apologize
if belios' serve isn't up to snuff.

It's more my backhand that's weak.

Look, I'm sorry.

I know you're the one stuck here.

You know, I've tried every door.

Hell, I even tried, tried the one that
guy Lee walks through.

Lee's door was a metaphor
for his own guilt...

I know it was a metaphor, Lucifer.

Right.

And I know that we're all tortured
by our own guilt down here,

but you know as well as I do
that I've dealt with all my guilt.

So why am I still here?

Why was that guy able
to make it into heaven

and literally, no one else.

Why not me?

I don't know.

Well, it seems pretty simple to me.

Just stop screwing around and go be god.

Then you can just, like,
beam me up.

Daniel, Daniel, Daniel,
we have been through this.

If I act against your wishes,
no matter how unconscious those are,

then that is the end of free will.

Which I cannot do.

You know what, man?

Every time you come down here,
you give me hope.

And every time...

You disappoint me,
you let me down.

You know what that is?

That's torture.

Daniel.

Don't come back here
unless you actually have the answer.

As you wish.

See that?

That's never happened before.

You think it means something?

I doubt it.

Nothing ever
changes around here.

Look in my eyes, they lie

went to he” a couple of times

I'm the joker, I'm the devil

I'm a demon, I'm a rebel

I've gone mad

don't try to understand

I'm the joker, I'm the devil

I'm a demon, I'm a rebel

I've gone mad