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[dramatic music playing]

[man] Defense has requested
a view of the site of the incident.

[Noah]
Everything in here is different.

[man]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[dramatic music playing]

You scared the shit out of me, dude.

Fashion-wise, does it look okay?

- Margaritas. Mar-mar-margaritas.
- Margaritas. Mar-mar-margaritas.

I gotta arm wrestle James.

- Yeah. Let's go!
- Let's go!

[dramatic music playing]

A simple swap took place
and Noah accidentally got drunk.

But he was a very good time.

Everyone was laughing.
He, he put on a great show.

[dramatic music playing]

[Noah] I woke up this morning
with such a, like, specific headache.

Little sickie.

You want a banana?
That would be probably good for you.

Um, I mean, I don't know.

Should I get banana?

Yeah, you should have a banana.

Here. Take mine.

I'll get another one.

[Ronald] Damn.

Really hoping we don't deliberate today.

How many did you end up having?

I only had two.

The second one,
the blue one, I had was a mistake.

Like they were like,
"We made this but nobody wants it."

- Oh, nice.
- And I was like,

"I'll have it," and that's why.

[James] What is up?

Hey!

There's the man of the hour.

- [James] How's it going?
- How was...

James, I love seeing...

the first thing when I see you
is asking you for favors.

You know, it's my favorite thing to do.

Right here.

- I told you, dude.
- Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.
I haven't seen this. It's the donut.

- Dude.
- Sex Drive.

Yeah, dude. This is for me.

This is bringing back so many memories.

Dude, I hope it does, man.
Your performance in that is like...

it couldn't exist...
like you couldn't make that movie today.

- No way.
- No. Hell no.

- You'd get canceled.
- No, no, no. In fact, hide this thing.

- Seriously, for real.
- If anybody watches this...

- Yeah, no, that's why I'm...
- ...I'll get canceled.

[producer] What's the movie about?

It's about a kid
trying to lose his virginity,

so he wants to take
his older brother, him, his...

- [James] I'll read it to you.
- [Ronald] Oh, yeah. Read it.

Reed has a decision to make,
stay home and stay a virgin

or drive 800 miles
to lose it with an online hottie.

Decision made.

Now Ian and his horndog buddy, Lance,
are off on a sex safari

with BFF baggage, Felicia, in tow.

Their epic quest features a stolen GTO,
kinky trailer park sex, a prison fight,

topless abstinence, extreme dancers,

- and Ian's D-bag brother, James Marsden.
- [Ronald] Woo-hoo!

You think that movie
can get made nowadays?

- [producer] No.
- [Ronald] No. Not at all.

- [Noah] Right.
- [James] I love that you love this, man.

I'm like... I'm so proud of this.

Oh, shit. You know what?
Speaking of movies, I tell you what?

Would you mind
helping me with something tomorrow?

- Yeah.
- I have to do this audition.

I'd take like an hour. Put myself on tape.

- Yeah.
- I just need somebody to read off camera.

- Yeah.
- Seriously?

- That's simple.
- Done deal.

All right. I have to--I have to put
myself on tape for this movie

that I'm, I'm trying to-- a role
I'm trying to get in this big movie.

- [producer] What's it called?
- Lone Pine.

[producer]
Does everybody know about this?

- Yes.
- Yes.

[Noah] Yeah. I, I, I, I, I drank a bunch
yesterday but not really on purpose.

And then I made a phone call

and, uh, I don't know.

It might have kind of messed up
my life or something.

Yo, Ronald.

I've been thinking
about it for like an hour or two...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...and I'm pretty sure

that I broke up with Heidi yesterday.

Oh [bleep].

Yeah.

You're remembering your conversation now?

Yeah.

You know, something they say
is drunken words or sober thoughts.

There's a little bit
of truth in there too.

So that's why I was asking you,
like do you actually believe

that she's telling you the truth?

I don't know.
I just feel like I made a mistake.

I mean, you should definitely
call her, for sure.

And you can tell her what happened, too.

Like, you literally got drunk on accident.

Like, what were the odds
that like Ken and Barbara's drinks

- we're getting mixed up.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Like you can explain that to her,
you know?

All right. I'm just gonna call her.
That's a good idea.

[Ronald]
Yeah. Stock room, man.

Okay.

Thanks, man. I, I appreciate it.

Yeah. Make sure you drink water, man.

- Hydrate.
- [Noah] I'm gonna keep drinking.

[indistinct chatter]

[Shaun]
How are you, Mr. Griggs?

- I'm doing well. Thank you.
- Great.

So the defense called the lifelong friend
of Trevor Morris up there, the defendant.

And what's the nature
of your relationship with Trevor?

We've been best friends for...
since seventh grade.

[Shaun] Hmm. So would you say
it's safe to describe Trevor as reliable?

[Justin] I mean, absolutely.
He's always been there for me.

Never a question, never any judgment.

You know, if you need a couch to sleep on,
where--whatever I might need,

Trevor has always been there
just whenever I need him.

[Ross] We feel for the guy,
'cause I think you get...

you get-- dealt a bad hand sometimes.

Good afternoon, Mr. Griggs.

It's true, isn't it, sir,
that you were once arrested

for masturbating
in a public movie theater?

That's correct, isn't it?

That's-- yes, that's true.

Which theater was it?

It was the-- at The Grove.

[Debra] The Grove?

And is The Grove
a pornographic movie theater?

No, it's not.

[Debra]
No further questions.

[Jeannie] He, like, said that Trevor
was a really nice guy

but then it came out later
that he masturbated

his penile off at The Grove.

I'm sorry I'm laughing.

It's horrible, actually.

[Shaun] Um...

What, what was the movie?

It's, um, Pacific Rim Uprising.

[Ken] Pacific Rim Uprising,
I believe that was the second one.

I saw that on Video on Demand
and there was zero arousal for me.

[Ronald]
It's not even a sexy movie.

- You know what Pacific Rimis?
- I've never seen it. What is it?

It's about, like, aliens coming up
from the crust of the Earth

and they build giant robots to fight 'em.

It's not sexy.

He did say he thought he was alone
in theater, but...

I mean, to me, like that just shoots
a lot of his credibility out the window.

Defense calls Belinda Morris.

Please raise your right hand.

[Shaun] Trevor still lives with you,
is that correct?

Yeah.

What would you describe your guys'
at-home relationship to be like?

[Belinda] Well,
Trevor doesn't always pay his share.

- [Shaun] What, what kind of a...
- [Belinda] But, you know,

he can't seem to hold down a job.

[Ken]
Trevor's mother testified

and she was not so helpful to him.

How many nights a week have you observed
Trevor smoking marijuana?

Probably most nights.

[Debra] Earlier, you said that he lives
with you and that that's fine,

but I sense
some trepidation in your voice.

- Yeah.
- Is it fine that he still lives with you?

No.

I guess I'm getting to the point

where I feel like a change
needs to happen.

I'm sick of having my house
be a mess all the time,

and I just ain't living in it.

I hate living in it.

I'm ready for a change.

I'm sorry, Trevor.

His own mama called him a bum.

I think it's important to consider
the cold facts of the case rather than

a mother's tears or a friend's laughter
or a, a friend's masturbating.

No further questions.

No recross?

[Debra] No, Your Honor.

[Ronald]
It was heartbreaking, you know?

She broke down on the stand.
I feel for her.

And if anything, I feel
like she builds a case for the plaintiff,

in a way, but that's just me.

[producer] That was great. Let's get you
back to the deliberation room.

[Noah] Ronald. Ronald.

Could, could you help me please
really quick?

- What?
- [Noah] Could you come here?

Hey, could, could you--
could you please just, just...

I know I'm telling you
it's a misunderstanding

and, and I don't remember everything
exactly the way that it happened,

but, but I was with my,
my buddy Ronald from...

he's on the jury and, and he...

- You got about three minutes.
- Okay. All right.

So, listen, could you just please--
could you just please talk to him?

He's kind--he, he knows what happened.

He, he knows clearer than I do,
'cause I don't really remember, okay?

Please, please just talk to him.
Just for one second.

I'm so sorry, okay? Please. Please.

- Hey, Heidi. This is Ronald.
- [Heidi] What is going on?

Hey, so last night,
Noah got drunk on accident.

It was pretty crazy.

He, um, yeah.

He, uh, he was given
the wrong drinks on accident.

- [Heidi] Wow. Wow.
- She doesn't like that I drink.

[Heidi] Okay.
Well, Noah has never drank before.

Oh, I'm, I'm aware. Yeah, I know.
He didn't realize he was drinking.

[Heidi] What kind of environment
were you in?

Like, this puts
our entire foundation on the line.

[Ronald]
I have no idea what he said to you.

All I know is that
Noah got drunk on accident.

That's all the message
that I'm trying to relay to you.

I'm not trying to get
in your guys' personal business.

[Heidi] You know what?
I mean, he throws everything away

for jury duty and I am done.

[Officer Nikki] Two minutes.

[Heidi]
You know what? No, no, no.

You, you tell Noah that it's done.

She's not mad, is she?

- [dial tone]
- Oh, she hung up.

What did she say?

She said she was mad.

I, I don't know, man. You should--

you should probably call her
when you got more time, for sure.

Call her 'cause we're still
in a relationship, right?

Ronald?

Ronald?

What, what did she say?
What did she tell you?

She was just yelling, man.

She's like, "Oh, so you guys,"--
so she's like,

"So you guys just went on out and--
where everybody got drunk?"

And I was, "Yeah, pretty much.
That was the plan, you know?"

She was just like,
"Well, I'm not okay with this."

She's like, "Just whatever,"
and then just hung up.

So that's all I got for you.

So, I mean, did she say
anything about the breakup?

Does she wanna get back together?
Is it--is it...

[Ronald] It didn't sound like it.

Oh, my God.

[Jeannie] I think he's better off...

- [Ronald] Yeah, we know how you feel.
- ...without her.

We know how you feel, Jeannie.

[laughing]

I feel bad he's taking it really hard,
but I think that that's a perfect moment

to be like, "Oh, like here's a shoulder
you can cry on,"

and like he might, you know,
also do something else on the shoulder.

Like something else
might come out of him onto my shoulder.

I'm gonna let him cum on my shoulder.

[Shaun] Your Honor, at this time,

the defense calls Trevor Morris
to the stand.

Okay.

Mr. Morris,
you wanna approach and you'll be sworn?

[Ross] I'm just hoping
that Trevor can turn it around

once he hits the witness stand
because those defense witnesses

did not do him any favors.

You know, my wife, Sonia, always says,

"Make sure you have a rudder
long enough for the boat."

And right now, Trevor's on a boat

with a long rudder
and he's headed to coral.

Okay.

Let's do this.

Mr. Morris,

how many jobs have you been fired from
in the past five years?

Three.

His defense were the-- sorry.

His attorney
took an, an interesting tactic.

And your mother testified
that she's observed you drinking

and smoking pot
almost every night of the week.

Is that also correct?

I was confused.

[Shaun] In fact, the only character
witness who had any good things to say

about you at all is some dude
who masturbates in public to robot movies.

Is that accurate?

What are you doing?

What I'm saying is with your record
of kind of unsavory behavior at work

and in your own personal life

and kind of no redeeming resume points
to speak of,

whose own mom
has kind of called him a dirtbag

and doesn't want him in the house,
would you even hire you?

Don't you think it would be
kind of irresponsible for anybody

to hire you to come and work for them?

[Trevor]
No. That's enough. Stop.

I Googled this,
and this is called, uh, this is called

an ineffective assistance of counsel.

- Wait. Just a second.
- [Trevor] So I would like...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait. Hold-- sir, hold on.

Sorry.

Trevor claimed
ineffective assistance of counsel.

He Googled it.

That's a very serious allegation.

- I'm very serious. I'm very...
- [Judge Rosen] Now hold on. Hold on.

I would like to meet with the defendant

and I'd like to meet with his counsel
in my chambers.

Counsel.

After you.

[Judge Rosen] I don't know
what the hell you're doing!

[Noah] It just feels like there was kind
of like a misunderstanding

and then the defendant
had like a knee-jerk reaction

and just, like, cut his lawyer
loose, like, immediately.

And I... I don't know.

I just feel like sometimes
things get confusing and you,

you need to give people
a second chance, you know?

This is probably the most unorthodox trial

that I've presided over.

Mr. Morris has chosen to represent himself

for the remainder of the trial.

His counsel will remain as co-counsel

but he's going to finish his examination.

He's going to do his own closing argument.

So with that, good luck.

- Okay.
- [Officer Nikki] All rise.

[Noah] Maybe Shaun had an idea
or, or, or something

and he didn't really get a chance
to explain himself

and it all just happened really fast
and, like, now they're done.

[indistinct shouting]

[knocking on door]

- [James] What up?
- [Ronald] Hey.

[James] Dude, thank you so much
for doing this on our day-off.

No, for sure, man.

[James] Sorry about all the gear.
It's just, you know,

I wanna make sure
I get the right coverage and stuff.

So what the hell
did you bring me here for?

Brings back memories, don't it?

I know I said some awful things.
Hurt will do that to you.

You can actually
kind of just slow that just a hair.

Hurt will do that to you.

And someday I'm gonna have to make
my peace with God for all I've done.

God?

Where is God?

[Ronald] I like the voice,
'cause you're, you're supposed

- to be like this working man, right?
- Yeah. He was never...

- A little bit gruffer.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- He's used to getting his hands dirty

but he's not used
to getting his heart dirty.

- Does that make sense?
- Absolutely.

Maybe rest for a little bit.

I know you're trying to do this to me.

You got me, didn't you?

It's important to feel stuff, Caleb.

Doesn't feel right.
It's really uncomfortable.

I know it's uncomfortable
but it's good to talk about it.

I miss her.

I miss her so much.

I do too, Caleb.

But it ain't your fault.

Really good.

- I realized I've heard...
- You're so...

Yeah, but I realized I didn't know
what the story was about.

- I was like is it his fault?
- No, no.

- Is it his fault?
- It's all good.

I'm gonna say it and then you repeat it.

It sounds silly
but it like-- it just helps me...

Just, just literally-- it's verbatim?

- Yeah.
- The same thing?

Yeah.

Oh, I got wounds.

Sometimes I feel like that's all I got.

Oh, I got wounds.

Sometimes I feel like that's all I got.

Oh, I got wounds.

Sometimes I feel like that's all I got.

Oh, I've got wounds.

Sometimes I feel like that's all I got.

I got wounds.

Sometimes I feel like that's all I got.

Like, if you're watching the Oscars
and you see like...

- you know, they play the clips?
- Mm-hmm.

That just feels like that moment
where that would be like...

- This would be that scene?
- James Marsden for Best Actor.

- What up, baby?
- Like that's-- yeah.

I know I said some awful things.

Hurt will do that to you.

And someday, I'm gonna have to make
my peace with God for all I've done.

God?

Where is God?

- [knocks on door]
- You seemed nice.

- Hey, Ronald.
- Damn it.

- Mid scene.
- That is-- it's all right.

What's up?

Yo, dude,
can I talk to you about something?

I got kind of a little situation going on.

- What's up, bud?
- [Noah] I don't wanna interrupt.

I just-- I just gotta talk
to you for like a sec about...

[Ronald]
Yeah. You want me to step out or...

- Um, can I...
- [Ronald] Do you want come in here?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Do you care if I take a leak?

Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

I guess we got
the party room going on in here.

What's up, boys?

- Dude, come here.
- Oh, I hope it's not a bad thing.

Uh, it's not a bad thing.

I'm just kind of... I don't know.

I just kind of need
some, some advice, sort of.

So last night
after you left the game room,

I was hanging out
with Jeannie and it was just us.

And she was comforting me
about the Heidi thing

and I realized I didn't need comforting
because...

You did it, didn't you?

- No, no, no, no, no.
- Uh, okay.

That's, that's, that's,
that's kind of what I'm, I'm,

I'm really nervous about, man.

Like I, I feel like she's not
gonna be, like, into a dude like me.

You know what I mean?
'Cause I'm so like...

- Jeannie?
- Yeah. Like...

[James]
You just gotta talk to her, dude.

Thanks, James. Look...

I mean, it's very apparent
that Jeannie wants to hook up with you.

I mean, like tell me
you haven't noticed that.

I don't know. I mean, I, I just figure

she's kind of like,
like that with everybody.

Well, I mean, no, not really though.

It's, it's blatantly obvious.

And Jeannie has outright
told me as well, too,

that you are literally the type
of guy that she's into.

She said that she likes
kind of, like, withdrawn,

nerdy, kind of inexperienced,

doesn't-really-know-
what's-going-on kind of guys,

'cause she likes corrupting them.

Like that's literally--
so she likes doing that.

And it's not
like she's like trying to corrupt you

but she's trying to have fun with you.

I, I don't know. Would you help me?

Like, be kind of like a wingman.

Maybe just help me, like, talk to her.

I'm just-- I'm too...

[James] Dude, help him out, man.
I'm, I'm good.

I'm gonna read over
this a little more anyway.

- Okay. Would you...
- Right now?

- ...would you come with me?
- Yeah.

Okay. All right. Dude, thank you so much.

Yeah, be right back, James.

[James]
No rush. Take your time.

[Noah] I'm just gonna...

- Right here?
- Okay.

I believe in you, man.

Okay.

Okay. What am I doing?

[knocks on door]

Hey.

- [Ronald] Jeannie, what's up?
- Hey.

[Jeannie] I was starting to lay out
but it was too cold.

It's definitely cold out.

Uh, um...

You okay?

Uh, can I talk-- can I talk to you
in just one, one second really?

Ron, uh, wanted to...

He's trying to hang out with you
but he doesn't know how to ask.

What do you mean, hang out?

Like right now,
he wants to hang out with you.

But he's running away!

He doesn't know how to ask. He's nervous.

What did he say?

He asked me to come down here
and wingman for him.

I got James Marsden up in my room,
so I'm trying to drop him off with you.

[Jeannie] Well, where is he?

Noah?

Where did he go? Wait.

Does he not like tuna?

I don't know.

[Noah] Ronald, what is she wearing?
What is that?

[Jeannie] Noah, is that you?

I'm just-- I'm looking for my shoes.

These are the kind of guys you like.

Tell him to come back.

Noah.

Sorry. I, I... I'm, I'm just, uh...

Oh, you should put some clothes on.
Put a shirt on.

You want...
you're asking me to put something on?

- Just, uh...
- No, I can do that.

Just give me one sec.

What did she say?

Yes. Of course,
she would like it if you would ask her

if you wanted to hang out with her though.

I got to ask?

Okay.

Hey, is this better?

Jeannie, would you--
would you wanna, um, hang out?

Yeah. Do you wanna come in?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Sweet. I got James Marsden...
- Thank you so much, Ronald.

...to entertain. You guys have fun.

Catch you later.

- Come.
- Thanks. Thanks, Ronald.

Bye, Ronald.

Jeez.
What the [bleep] is going on around here?

- Hey, bud.
- That was adorable dude.

Uh, I didn't get to take that leak

'cause there's a pretty large turd
in the toilet.

- No. Like what?
- And I tried to...

- No.
- No, I tried to-- I tried...

don't try to flush it
'cause it might have stirred it up.

Oh [bleep]. For real?

Yeah. I wouldn't, uh, yeah,
that was already in there.

Yeah. Yeah. But I called the bailiffs

and they're gonna get a plumber,

so they don't think
it's gonna be us with any problem.

Damn. Oh, damn. It stinks in here.

Yeah. Uh, actually I can't--
I don't know if I can take this.

Maybe, um, is there another spot
we could continue this?

Dude, that looks pretty nasty.

You wanna move into the game room?

We got a plumber coming up,
so let's, let's, let's-- can we go--

what did you say, to the game room?

- There is a game room.
- [James] Yeah.

Uh, dude, I got to be honest with you.

That was me.

Uh, but please don't tell anybody.

[Ronald] That's fine.

- I don't give a shit.
- [James] Really?

Dude, you're a king.

[Ronald] It happens.

- Let's get out here.
- [Ronald] Dude, you're fine, man.

Action.

What the hell did you bring me here for?

Brings back memories, don't it?

I know I said some awful things.

Think you can be a little
more delicate and make it,

if you can, a little less casual?

You got wounds deeper
than Possum Creek Gully.

I got wounds.

Yeah, maybe try and break
that up into like, like let her find it.

I know you got pain in there.

Maybe give me,
like, a little more, like, admit it.

- Like, I know you got pain.
- Okay.

I know you got pain in there.

You got wounds deeper
than Possum Creek Gully.

Oh, I got wounds.

- Sometimes I...
- [knocking on door]

Sorry to interrupt. I'm just here to fix
a plumbing issue at 637.

I just need to get a key.

Uh, it's not my room.

[plumber] Okie-dokie.

- Thanks. I'll be back.
- All right, thanks.

Dude, we're golden, bro.
We're in the moment.

- [James] I appreciate it, man.
- Don't even worry about it.

It's just nowadays
it's like someone takes a photo of that,

puts a photo of me next to it, and like,
"We saw James Marsden's giant shit."

And like that gets out and circulates
to the gossip sites, I'm done.

Don't worry about nothing, man.
Don't worry about it.

You... I, I need you
to be Caleb right now.

Dude, we're on a roll, man.
This is good.

[Ronald] Yeah, don't worry.

Remember how your dad
and Geraldine used to catch

them sand crabs
down by the old Lake Bridge.

Yeah, why do you got to bring that up?

It's the key to all of this.

You gotta go back there, Caleb.

You gotta face those demons.

There ain't nothing
down there by the bridge, Darce.

I didn't like that.

There ain't nothing
down by the bridge, Darce.

There's nothing from me anyway. Yeah, I...

when [bleep]. Sorry.

- Give me the lead-in line, maybe.
- [Ronald] Yup.

It's the key to all of this.

You gotta go back there, Caleb.

- You gotta face those demons.
- No, no.

There's nothing for me anywhere, Darce.

That's not the line.

It's the key to all of this.

Hang on. Hang on. Okay.

It's the key to all of this.

You gotta go back there, Caleb.

You gotta face those demons.

No. There's nothing down
by the bridge for me, Darce.

All right?
There's nothing for me anywhere.

It's all gone.

- Oh, shit.
- Sorry, guys.

No, you're good. You're good.

[Noah] I didn't mean
to interrupt anything.

Jeannie just said
she wants to get, um...

comfortable and, uh...

what does that mean? What's...

Sounds like she definitely wants
to [bleep] you.

[Ronald] Yeah.
I think that's where we're at in this one.

Okay. I'm just trying to play cool.

Actually, are you wearing
underwear under there?

- Yeah.
- Take them off

and then put your pants back on.

- You think that's a good idea?
- Why not?

It's less clothes
you gotta take off eventually.

- [James] I mean, what, what-- I mean...
- [Noah] Yeah. Right. Okay.

I'm gonna-- I'm gonna get
comfortable. I'm gonna get going.

- [James] Good.
- Okay. Thank you, guys.

You got it.

That was a good one.

That was a good one.

Oh, boy.

Why did I do this for a living?

What the hell did you bring me here for?

[Ronald]
Brings back memories, don't it?

I take it we're doing [indistinct]

I know, dude. I know.

[James] We'll get it.
We just need one good take.

It's the key to all of this.

You've got to go back there, Caleb.

Does she mean to go back
and catch crabs like they did...

like his dad and Geraldine did?

Yeah, I don't know.
His daughter's missing, right?

We have to face this--yeah.

So did she get
like abducted from that bridge?

- [James] No, that's what...
- Is that the last place they saw her?

That's what's amazing
is that he just can't find her.

[Ronald] Oh.

- I don't know why...
- You have no...

- yeah.
- [knocks on door]

Okay, guys, we're good to go.

- That was something else.
- Beautiful.

- So that was you, huh?
- It might have been.

Obviously.

- [plumber] Have a good weekend.
- Yeah, you too.

Damn, dude. Everyone's [bleep]
showing up in this game room.

I'm just-- I'm happy
that you're taking this hit for me.

He looked at me like...

I feel like he knew me from something.

Damn, you probably wanna restart
this whole thing though, huh?

- Uh...
- You wanna start from the top?

God?

Where is God?

The more you need something,
the more it disappears.

The more you need something,
the more it disappears.

The more you need something,
the more it disappears.

The more you need something,
the more it disappears.

Where is God, huh?

I don't think I need to know
what exactly happened down by the...

Yeah, especially-- like you said,
if this is one of those things

that doesn't answer
all of your questions, you know...

The whole script was confusing.

- [Ronald] Oh, really?
- It doesn't-- yes.

- You gotta go back there, Caleb.
- No.

You gotta face those demons.

Oh, I locked myself out.

Maybe we'll do one and you can go like,
"Caleb, please don't."

- Like call after me as I'm leaving.
- Okay.

Caleb, please don't.

- Caleb.
- You can get hotter on that.

You gotta go back there, Caleb.

You gotta face those demons.

[Ronald]
You've gotta go back there, Caleb.

You've gotta face those demons.

No, no, no. It's definitely...
it definitely needed better.

I'm gonna do one more take.

Why do you gotta bring that up?

- It's the key to all of this.
- [James] No.

- You gotta go back there, Caleb.
- No, Darce.

- You've gotta face those demons.
- [James] No.

There's nothing for me
down there by that...

- oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- Sorry, guys.

I know you're doing acting.

Um, everything's fine.

I'm, I'm, I'm feeling a little bit,
uh, I'm feeling kind of comfortable.

I, I-- she definitely wants to, uh...

[Ronald]
She's definitely trying to sleep with you.

[Noah]
Yeah. Okay. Okay.

I, I can't... we're not married.
You know what I mean? So I...

- [James] Right.
- There's-- I have-- I do have rules.

You know what I mean?
But, but Jeannie said

that some guy she went to college with

told her about this thing called soaking.

Do you guys-- do you know what that is?

Okay. So I, I can't-- I can't in and out.

Like that's not-- that's,
that's penetrative premarital sex.

That's wrong, right?

So, so soaking would be
where I just put it in

and then it's like what if we were just
kind of bouncing, right?

And it like wasn't me. Like what if...

Loopholes.

Loophole. Exactly. Yeah. What if...

- Wait. Wait.
- What if like somebody was like...

So you put it in
and just freeze and sit still?

- I stay still.
- [James] Right.

Somebody else jumps on the bed,

'cause then it's, it's not me.

Bed is just going up and down.
I mean, that's, that's, that's, that's...

- [James] So, wait, so you'll...
- [Ronald] All right.

- ...park the car in the garage...
- [Noah] Exactly.

...and then someone else will have
to come in and jump on your bed?

[Noah]
I mean, whatever happens to the bed,

it's like I can't...
I can't really control that.

God doesn't have to,
you know, know, know about that.

I mean, I'm glad
that you're making progress.

- For sure.
- [James] How can we help, sir?

Yeah, short of me
being the person jumping on the bed,

'cause I'm not gonna do that for you, man.

- No?
- [Ronald] No, I'm not.

- If James wants to jump...
- If it...

...on the bed. I don't really want to.

[Noah] I mean, would you...
would you do that?

Well, well, uh...

if... okay.

- [Noah] Really?
- Yeah.

- I mean, come on.
- No way.

Seriously? Okay. All right. Cool.

Uh, real quick though,
does she know I'm coming in?

- This was her idea.
- All right.

- This is gonna be awesome.
- [James] Oh, my God. Look...

- Good luck.
- [James] Lord.

[laughing]

So when we meet up again on Monday,
hopefully we hear closing statements.

I say hopefully because who knows
what's gonna happen at this point.

There have been so many just weird,
crazy things that have came up.

[moaning]

- [James] There you go.
- Okay. Wait. Slow down.

- Okay.
- Uh-huh.

[Ronald] I mean, maybe this is common.
I don't know.

But I feel like this,
this can't be that common

'cause just crazy stuff keeps happening.

You want smaller or bigger jumps?

- [Noah] Uh, smaller jumps.
- [Jeannie] Wait. Bigger jumps.

- [James] Okay.
- No. Smaller jumps, James, please.

[James] Yeah. Okay.
We're on the same page.

Okay.

James, you're really jumping.

These are really big jumps, James.

Super excited to see
what Monday brings at this point.

[narrator]
On the next episode ofJury Duty...

What y'all do for Ross' birthday?

- What?
- Ross's birthday?

There's always
something crazy that comes up.

Damn it! God damn it!

Mr. Morris has decided
to represent himself.

- Okay. I have never seen this.
- What happened?

That's how we learned
that Ken really likes gambling.

Oh.

How are you feeling after?

I feel like I don't really want it.

Oh, my God.

[man] Of all of the human organs
that have suboptimal design,

the heart is the most flawed of all.

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