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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE
WERE THREE LITTLE GIRLS

WHO WENT TO THE POLICE ACADEMY.

AND THEY WERE EACH ASSIGNED
VERY HAZARDOUS DUTIES.

BUT I TOOK THEM
AWAY FROM ALL THAT.

AND NOW THEY WORK FOR ME.

MY NAME IS CHARLIE.

NO!

LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

COME ON! GET YOUR HANDS UP!

THEY'RE REALLY GOOD, YOU KNOW?

YOU MEAN, CONSIDERING
THEY'RE GIRLS.

NO. NO.

YES.

GET THE BALL!

NO BASKET! NO BASKET!

I GOT A FOUL. NUMBER
13, CHARGING. NO BASKET.

COME OFF IT! HE
DIDN'T HAVE POSITION.

THAT'S A T!

THAT'S A T. TECHNICAL FOUL.

GREEN TEAM'S GOING
TO SHOOT ONE AND ONE.

JUST LIKE HEINSOHN, HUH?

HER INSPIRATIONAL LEADER.

IT WAS A GOOD GAME.

OH, I THOUGHT WE
WERE GOING TO WIN IT.

OH, SEVEN POINTS
ISN'T MUCH TO LOSE BY.

YEAH. WELL, WE'LL
GET THEM NEXT TIME.

HEY, I'M GOING TO TAKE
THE GIRLS FOR SOME PIZZA,

KIND OF AN ALMOST-VICTORY PARTY.

Y'ALL WANT TO COME ALONG?

SORRY, BUT WE'VE
GOT OTHER PLANS.

AH, WELL, THAT'S A HEALTHY
ACTIVITY TOO. SEE YOU.

IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU'RE NOT TERRIFIC AT?

NAVIGATING SUBMARINES.

I NEVER COULD GET THE KNACK.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL,
YOU COOK LIKE A GOURMET...

AND YOU...

CAREFUL.

OKAY.

BUT YOU KISS BETTER
THAN YOU COOK.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE SOME
MAN HASN'T GRABBED YOU UP.

OH, PLENTY HAVE GRABBED...

BUT NOT THE WAY YOU MEAN.

- YOU EVER THINK ABOUT...?
- GETTING MARRIED?

ONCE IN A WHILE. NOT VERY OFTEN.

- HOW COME?
- I DON'T KNOW.

TAKES A LOT OF TRUST, AND
I HAVE TROUBLE WITH THAT.

NOT AS MUCH AS YOU USED TO.

THANKS TO YOU.

- WE'LL WORK ON THAT.
- OH, I'M ALL FOR THAT.

I'VE GOT TO GO. ALREADY?

YEAH, I'M DUE IN
SURGERY AT 6 AM.,

SO I HAVE GOT TO GET
A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP,

WHICH IS THE LAST THING
THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN

IF I STAY HERE ANOTHER MINUTE.

OKAY. THAT'S MY
CONTRIBUTION TO MEDICINE.

COME ON. I'LL WALK
YOU TO THE DOOR.

OKAY.

GOOD NIGHT.

NOW, MOVE THE BOTTOM
JUST A LITTLE BIT TO THE LEFT.

I DON'T SEE WHY THE OFFICE
NEEDS ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

GIVES IT A LITTLE HUMANITY.

TRY MOVING IT BACK
A HAIR TO THE RIGHT.

YOU REALIZE I HAD
THIS OFFICE DECORATED

TO REASSURE THE CLIENTS
OF OUR PROFESSIONALISM?

IT COULD ONLY BE REASSURING

IF THE CLIENT WERE
PLANNING A FUNERAL.

- UNFUNNY.
- HIYA, BOS.

YOU ARE 20 MINUTES LATE.

WELL, TAKE IT OUT OF
NEXT WEEK'S PAYCHECK.

HEY, SOMEBODY TRIED TO USE KELLY
FOR TARGET PRACTICE LAST NIGHT.

THEY WHAT?

FIRED A RIFLE INTO MY BEDROOM.

- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA...?
- SHH!

THEY'RE ALL HERE,
CHARLIE... FINALLY.

THANK YOU, BOSLEY.
GOOD MORNING, ANGELS.

I'LL GET RIGHT TO BUSINESS.

ONE OF OUR INFORMANTS
CALLED EARLIER THIS MORNING.

HE HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE

THAT THERE MAY BE AN
ATTEMPT MADE ON KELLY'S LIFE.

I'M AFRAID YOUR GRAPEVINE

DOESN'T GROW FAST
ENOUGH, CHARLIE.

THE ATTEMPT WAS MADE LAST NIGHT.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

JUST SOME BRUISES
FROM HITTING THE FLOOR.

DID YOU GET A LOOK AT HIM?

NO, NOTHING.

I WENT THIS MORNING AND TOOK A COUPLE SLUGS
OUT OF THE WALL. THEY'RE BEING TESTED.

ANYTHING ELSE?

I LOOKED AROUND THE AREA
WHERE THE SHOTS CAME FROM.

FOUND SOME FOOTPRINTS.
NO DISTINCTIVE MARKING,

BUT THE IMPRINT OF THE RIGHT
SHOE WAS DEEPER THAN THE LEFT.

PROBABLY ON THE SIDE
THAT HE CARRIED THE RIFLE.

MAYBE.

OH, ANOTHER THING. WE
FOUND A RELIGIOUS MEDALLION.

ANYTHING SPECIAL ABOUT IT?

TOO MUCH SO.

IT'S THE ORDER THAT RAN THE
ORPHANAGE WHERE I WAS RAISED.

COULD IT BE COINCIDENTAL?

MAYBE, BUT IT'S ALL WE'VE GOT.

WELL, WE'VE STARTED WITH LESS.

NEVER WITH A MORE
IMPORTANT CLIENT.

YOU MEAN A GREAT DEAL TO
ME, KELLY, ALL THREE OF YOU DO.

I WANT THE MAN FOUND.

HOPEFULLY BEFORE
HE FINDS ME AGAIN.

INDEED.

BOSLEY, I WANT NO
EXPENSE SPARED.

WHATEVER THE GIRLS NEED, I
DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT COSTS.

RIGHT.

AND SABRINA,

I LOVE YOUR IDEA ABOUT GETTING
SOME PAINTINGS FOR THE OFFICE.

RIGHT NOW, THE PLACE LOOKS

LIKE A WAITING
ROOM IN A MORTUARY.

KELLY?

YOU'VE GROWN INTO A
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, KELLY.

HAVE THE YEARS BEEN GOOD?

YES, MOST OF THEM.

YOU LOOK MORE CONTENT THAN
YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE HERE.

I AM. I HAVE WORK AND FRIENDS.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE
MANY OF THOSE HERE.

THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER.

IT'S PECULIAR. MANY OF OUR
CHILDREN FEEL A COMMON BOND

IN BEING ABANDONED.

YOU NEVER DID.

I GUESS I ALWAYS THOUGHT MY
PARENTS WOULD COME FOR ME.

I USED TO THINK ABOUT THAT EVERY
NIGHT BEFORE I WENT TO SLEEP.

AND THEN YOU CRIED.

AND YOU'D COME
IN AND COMFORT ME.

AS MUCH AS I COULD.

SISTER ANNE, IS THERE ANYONE
I MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN?

A FRIEND, OR MAYBE SOMEONE
WHO WASN'T A FRIEND?

THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON I
REMEMBER YOU WERE CLOSE TO.

A GIRL NAMED BARBARA.
HER BED WAS NEXT TO YOURS.

I REMEMBER THE TWO OF
YOU SINGING AT VESPERS.

YES, I REMEMBER.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I
CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH HER?

SHE BECAME A SERVANT OF GOD.

A MEMBER OF THIS
ORDER, FOR A WHILE.

THEN SHE WENT TO AFRICA.

THERE WAS A RAID ON THE
VILLAGE. SHE WAS KILLED.

IT'S DIFFICULT TO PICK UP
THE THREADS OF ONE'S PAST.

I TAKE IT THIS IS SOMETHING
OF IMPORTANCE TO YOU.

YES.

SORRY I CAN'T BE MORE HELP.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN.

AND YOU, CHILD.

GOD GO WITH YOU.

THANK YOU.

AND MAY HE WATCH
OVER AND PROTECT YOU.

BREE! HEY, YOU DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT BEING HERE.

WELL, I NEEDED A FREEBIE
ANALYSIS FROM STRICK.

- CAN I BUY YOU LUNCH?
- NO, I CAN'T. I'M SORRY.

I TELL YOU WHAT. WHY DON'T
YOU WALK ME TO THE CAR.

DID YOU GET THE TICKETS
FOR SATURDAY NIGHT?

TENTH ROW CENTER.

TERRIFIC! I CAN'T
WAIT TO SEE IT.

JUST WHAT WERE YOU TALKING
ABOUT WITH STRICK IN THERE?

UH-UH. CHARLIE GUARANTEES
CONFIDENTIAL INVESTIGATIONS.

WELL, I CAN ALWAYS GO
IN AND ASK HIM MYSELF.

HEY, THAT'S DIRTY POOL.

I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THE
POLICE SHOULD GET INVOLVED.

NO. NOT YET ANYWAY.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT'S
THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

JUST WHAT I SAID. COME
ON, BILL, DON'T START.

"DON'T START." DON'T
START WHAT? WORRYING?

I HAVEN'T STOPPED
WORRYING ABOUT YOU

SINCE YOU TOOK THAT DAMN JOB.

LISTEN, BILL, WE'VE BEEN
OVER THIS A HUNDRED TIMES.

IT HASN'T SEEMED TO
HAVE MADE ANY IMPRESSION.

WELL, THEN MAYBE
IT'S TIME WE STOPPED.

ANYTIME YOU WANT TO QUIT...

ANYTIME YOU WANT TO START
LETTING ME LEAD MY OWN LIFE.

WE SOUND LIKE
WE'RE STILL MARRIED.

MM-HM. I'M SORRY, BABE.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOU STRETCHED OUT ON A SLAB.

WELL, OKAY. I'VE GOT SOME,
UH, VERY DEFINITE IDEAS

ABOUT THE WAY I
WANT YOU TO SEE ME.

OH, YEAH? YEAH.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
SATURDAY NIGHT, OKAY?

- BE CAREFUL, HUH?
- I WILL.

BYE. BYE-BYE.

I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO DO.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HIM

YOU'RE GOING OUT OF
TOWN FOR A FEW DAYS.

OH, THAT'S NO GOOD. HE'LL WANT A
NUMBER WHERE HE CAN REACH ME.

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT
TELLING HIM THE TRUTH? LOOK OUT.

YES, BUT I KNOW HIM.

ALAN'S NOBLE ENOUGH
TO TRY AND PROTECT ME...

AND END UP GETTING HIS HEAD
BLOWN OFF IN THE PROCESS.

WELL, I STILL THINK
YOU'RE BETTER OFF

BEING STRAIGHT WITH HIM.

SO ALL WE HAVE
ARE THE FOOTPRINTS.

WITH ONE FOOT HEAVIER
THAN THE OTHER ONE.

MAYBE THE GUY'S A
FIELD-GOAL KICKER.

HEY, INTENDED VICTIMS AREN'T
SUPPOSED TO MAKE JOKES.

HEY, WAIT. MAYBE
SHE'S GOT SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW THAT GUY TOM
DEMPSEY WHO KICKS FOR THE RAMS?

HE WAS BORN WITH HALF
HIS RIGHT FOOT MISSING,

SO HE HAS TO WEAR
ONE OF THOSE...

WEIGHTED SHOES!

THERE CAN'T BE A LOT
OF DEMAND FOR THOSE.

NO, THEY'D HAVE
TO BE CUSTOM-MADE.

LOOK, IT'S TOO
LATE TO START NOW,

BUT WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE MEET AT THE OFFICE

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING?

WE'LL CALL ALL THE
SHOE COMPANIES.

MAYBE WE'LL COME UP WITH A LEAD.

IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

OKAY, IN THE MEANTIME,

DO YOU HAVE A PLACE
TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE?

A MOTEL IN BURBANK.

OH, THAT'S AS LOW
AS A PROFILE CAN GET.

OKAY, LOOK. LET'S CALL
IT A NIGHT, ALL RIGHT?

WE'LL PICK THIS THING
UP IN THE MORNING.

AND YOU...

BE CAREFUL, HUH?

OKAY.

DAMN! I'M BEGINNING TO
SOUND LIKE MY EX-HUSBAND.

COME ON! HURRY UP.

OKAY. THIS IS GOING TO BE MY
LAST PRACTICE FOR A FEW DAYS.

AW.

COME ON. YOU KNOW
MY JOB INTERFERES

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

ANYWAY, I WANT
ANNIE TO ACT AS COACH.

I WANT YOU GUYS TO
LISTEN TO HER. I MEAN IT.

- IS THERE ANYTHING YOU
WANT US...?
- SHH!

UH... GO TO THE LOCKER ROOM NOW.

YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT...?

I WANT YOU TO GO
GET YOUR CLOTHES

AND GO OUT THE LOCKER ROOM
ENTRANCE. YOU UNDERSTAND?

COME ON. HURRY UP. GO!

MOVE IT!

JUST LIKE THAT, HUH?

NO, NOT JUST LIKE THAT.

IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS.

I THOUGHT THREE
PRETTY GOOD MONTHS.

THEY WERE. TOO GOOD.

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

IT'S ALL HAPPENING SO FAST.

I HAVEN'T DONE
ANYTHING TO FORCE THAT.

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME.

I FEEL LIKE THE WALLS
ARE STARTING TO CLOSE IN.

GOING OFF AND HIDING ISN'T
GOING TO SOLVE ANYTHING.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU
CAN BE SO SURE ABOUT THAT.

BECAUSE IT NEVER HAS.

YOU TOLD ME THAT YOURSELF.

YOU START TO GET
SERIOUS IN A RELATIONSHIP

AND THEN YOU RUN AWAY.

AND THEN YOU KICK YOURSELF

BECAUSE IT'S GONE BY
THE TIME YOU COME BACK?

THAT'S THE PATTERN, AND
YOU KEEP REPEATING IT.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A
SURGEON, NOT A SHRINK.

HEY. I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU,

AND IF IT ENDS, IT'S
GOING TO HURT LIKE HELL.

BUT I'M MORE CONCERNED
WITH WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU.

I MEAN, DON'T YOU SEE?

YOU WANT TO LOVE.
YOU WANT TO BE LOVED.

BUT THIS... THIS THING YOU'VE
GOT KEEPS GETTING IN THE WAY.

IT'S GOING TO KEEP YOU FROM
GETTING WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.

GOODBYE, KELLY.

NO, IT WOULD BE THE RIGHT SHOE.

I HAVE AN IDEA WHERE
IT WAS PURCHASED.

OH, YOUR RECORDS ONLY
GO BACK FOR THREE YEARS?

WELL, ANY INFORMATION
YOU CAN GIVE US.

WE NEED THE INFORMATION
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

- THANK YOU. BYE-BYE.
- THANK YOU.

ANY LUCK? NO.

THE ONE I WAS TALKING TO

WANTED TO KNOW IF I WAS
SOME KIND OF FOOT-FETISHIST.

WHAT NOW?

WELL, BOSLEY'S RUNNING OUR
FILES THROUGH A COMPUTER.

- ALL OUR CASES?
- THAT'S RIGHT.

SINCE THE KILLER'S
ALREADY TRIED FOR YOU TWO,

IT'S A GOOD BET
THAT I'LL BE NEXT.

WELCOME TO THE CLUB.

THANKS A LOT. I WISH IT WERE
A LITTLE BIT MORE EXCLUSIVE.

HIYA, BOS. HOW'D YOU DO?

WELL, AS THE
SAYING GOES, LADIES,

I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

THE PEOPLE THAT YOU'VE BEEN
RESPONSIBLE FOR ARRESTING

ARE STILL SERVING
TIME. ALL OF THEM.

IS THAT THE GOOD
NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS?

YES. IT MEANS THAT WE KNOW
WHO'S NOT TRYING TO KILL YOU,

BUT IT'S NOT MUCH HELP
IN FINDING OUT WHO IS.

BOSLEY, IS THAT A NOTE OF
CONCERN I DETECT IN YOUR VOICE?

IT IS JUST THAT WE HAVE SPENT
A GREAT DEAL OF TIME AND MONEY

IN RECRUITING AND
TRAINING YOU ALL,

AND YOU WOULD BE VERY
DIFFICULT TO REPLACE.

WHAT HE MEANS IS
HE CAN'T FIND ANYONE

TO WORK AS CHEAP AS WE DO.

LOOK, CHARLIE IS FLYING
TO CHICAGO THIS AFTERNOON.

HE HAS SOME PERSONAL CONTACTS
THERE WHO MAY PROVE HELPFUL.

IN THE MEANTIME, HE WANTS
YOU THREE TO TAKE A VACATION.

SO I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY
OF MAKING RESERVATIONS

ON THE AIRLINES AND
AT THE HOTELS FOR YOU.

THANKS, BUT NO, THANKS.

ME TOO. IT'S UNANIMOUS.

OH, COME ON. IT'S NO TIME
TO START PLAYING HEROINES.

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT
IT MEANS FOR CHARLIE

TO BECOME INVOLVED
IN AN INVESTIGATION?

I MEAN, HE STAYED OUT
OF IT FOR SEVEN YEARS.

THAT'S HOW
IMPORTANT IT IS TO US.

- "US"?
- IT WAS A NOTE OF CONCERN.

HEY, BOS, WE APPRECIATE
ALL THAT, REALLY,

BUT NO MATTER WHERE YOU SEND
US, WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE SAFE.

NOW, IF SOMEBODY'S
GOING TO SHOOT AT US,

I'D REALLY RATHER
IT BE WHILE I WAS

TRYING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANT TO
HIDE IN A CLOSET.

AND YOU TWO FEEL THE SAME WAY.

- RIGHT ON.
- COULDN'T HAVE
SAID IT BETTER.

YEAH. CHARLIE THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.

WELL, MAYBE HE'LL TURN
SOMETHING UP IN CHICAGO.

WELL, LET'S HOPE SO.

IN THE MEANTIME, WHY
DON'T YOU TWO STAY WITH ME.

AT LEAST IT'S A
SECURITY BUILDING.

SOUNDS GOOD.

I'LL GO GET MY STUFF AND
MEET YOU OVER THERE LATER.

AT LEAST HE'LL HAVE A TOUGH
TIME GETTING A CLEAN SHOT.

HI. I GOT A DELIVERY
FOR SABRINA DUNCAN.

WHERE'S THE REGULAR GUY?

HE'S SICK. I'M
FILLING IN FOR HIM.

OH, ALL RIGHT. BUT I'LL HAVE
TO LET YOU IN HER PLACE.

THEY USUALLY PUT
THE BOTTLE IN FOR HER.

FINE.

KITCHEN'S THROUGH THERE.

THANK YOU VERY
MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT.

ALL RIGHT.

KIND OF HEAVY FOR YOU, HUH?

NAH, IT'S NO BOTHER.

AH, THERE'S STILL SOME LEFT.

THERE'S NO POINT IN
WASTING THE WATER.

I GUESS SHE'LL GET HER
BOYFRIEND TO REPLACE IT.

SURE.

BYE.

- HI, SMILEY.
- HI, MISS DUNCAN.

HI. HI.

- YOU HUNGRY YET?
- OH, I'M ALWAYS HUNGRY.

- CHICKEN SALAD OKAY?
- TERRIFIC.

AH, SWELL. HE DIDN'T CHANGE IT.

WELL, YOU STILL GOT
WATER LEFT IN THE BOTTLE.

YEAH, THERE'S JUST A LITTLE BIT,

AND IT WON'T LAST FOR
LONG, AND YOU'RE HERE NOW.

I KNEW LUNCH WOULDN'T BE FREE.

- HOW ARE YOU, MISS GARRETT?
- FINE. IS MISS DUNCAN HERE YET?

YEAH. SHE AND MISS MUNROE
WENT UP ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO.

- GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THAT?
- THANK YOU.

KELLY! OH, GOD, SHE'S DEAD!

SABRINA'S DEAD!

CUT DOWN IN THE
PRIME OF HER LIFE.

A FULL AND ACTIVE LIFE.

SABRINA DUNCAN WAS NOT CONTENT

TO LEAD A QUIET,
SEDENTARY EXISTENCE.

SHE REQUIRED A PROFESSION
THAT WAS REWARDING, EXCITING,

AND, YES, DANGEROUS.

AND IT WAS THAT DANGER
THAT FINALLY TOOK HER LIFE.

BUT SABRINA WOULD
HAVE HAD IT NO OTHER WAY.

SHE DID NOT BELIEVE
IN A WORLD OF CAUTION.

SHE CHALLENGED LIFE,
TOOK IT ON TO THE FULLEST,

AS ALL OF US WHO KNEW
AND LOVED HER WILL ATTEST.

BOS, WILL YOU CUT IT
OUT? YOU'RE OVERACTING.

TO HER HUSBAND, BILL, AND
HER CHERISHED FRIENDS,

I CAN ONLY OFFER THE
FOLLOWING THOUGHT:

TO BE SURE, THIS IS A
TIME FOR MOURNING.

WE WILL MISS HER
SMILE, HER LAUGHTER.

BUT WE MUST KEEP IN MIND

THAT IT IS ALSO A
TIME FOR GLADNESS.

- I STILL DON'T GET IT.
- ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

NOW, EVERY MONTH I
PAY THAT DELIVERY MAN

AN EXTRA TWO DOLLARS

TO REPLACE THE OLD
BOTTLE WITH THE NEW ONE,

EVEN IF THERE'S A LITTLE
WATER LEFT IN THE OLD ONE.

AND THEN WE GAVE THE
BOTTLE CAP A ONCE-OVER

AND SAW WHERE
SOMEBODY RE-GLUED IT.

RIGHT. SO I FIGURED THE BEST
WAY TO GET THE KILLER OFF MY BACK

IS TO MAKE HIM
THINK HE SUCCEEDED.

WHICH HE NEARLY DID.

BREE, I THINK IT'S TIME I GOT
OFFICIALLY INVOLVED IN THIS.

NO WAY. LISTEN, THE
MINUTE YOU DO THAT,

YOU'RE GOING TO SCARE
THE GUY RIGHT OFF.

WELL, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S SUCH A BAD IDEA.

OF COURSE NOT, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE

WHO HAS TO GO AROUND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.

OH, COME ON, BOS.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SET UP
THIS TERRIFIC SENDOFF FOR ME.

WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT CROWD ANYWAY?

WHERE ELSE? CENTRAL CASTING.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE
PEOPLE GET FOR A DAY'S WORK?

CHARLIE'S GOING TO HAVE A
FIT WHEN HE GETS THE BILL.

"NO EXPENSE SPARED," REMEMBER?

- RIGHT.
- SO, WHAT NOW?

WELL, I'VE GOT TO DRIVE OUT
TO THE BEACH AND SEE MY DAD.

I TOLD HIM, "IGNORE ANYTHING
YOU READ IN THE PAPER,"

BUT HE'S A SKEPTIC,

AND HE'S GOING TO HAVE
TO SEE ME IN THE FLESH.

OKAY IF JILL AND I USE
YOUR PLACE FOR A WHILE?

WE STILL HAVEN'T HEARD
BACK FROM THE SHOE COMPANY.

SURE. I DOUBT IF THE GUY
WOULD GO BACK THERE.

BESIDES, THE MANAGER SAID
HE'D SPOT THAT LIMP A MILE AWAY.

I TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL GIVE YOU
A CALL FROM MY DAD'S PLACE.

I STILL THINK YOU'RE ALL NUTS.

I KNOW YOU DO, SWEETHEART.

THAT'S THE REASON WE
DON'T PLAY HOUSE ANYMORE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG.

I KNOW. YOU DIDN'T WANT
ANY OF THEM KILLED...

AND I DIDN'T PUT THAT
MUCH EXPLOSIVE IN THE CAP.

I'M BEGINNING TO DOUBT WHETHER
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

- I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
- ALL RIGHT.

KEEP WORKING ON THE OTHER TWO.

HOW FAR DO YOU WANT ME TO GO?

UNTIL I TELL YOU TO STOP.

SOONER OR LATER, THEY'RE
GOING TO FIGURE OUT

THERE'S ONLY ONE
PLACE FOR THEM TO HIDE.

WELL, I'M DELIGHTED
TO SEE IT IN PERSON.

WHAT?

THAT THE REPORTS OF
MY DAUGHTER'S DEATH

HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED.

YOU AND ME BOTH, DAD.

YOUR MIDDLE GAME ANY BETTER?

ANYTIME YOU WANT TO TRY ME.

YOU REMEMBER THE
FIRST TIME WE PLAYED?

INDEED. YOU WERE 7.

NO, 6.

AND EVERY TIME YOU MADE A
BAD MOVE, I CORRECTED YOU.

SHOWED YOU THE RIGHT ONE.

TILL I FINALLY MADE
A MOVE ON MY OWN,

AND, IF I RECALL CORRECTLY,
IT WAS CHECKMATE.

I THINK THAT'S THE ONLY GAME
I'VE WON FROM YOU IN 10 YEARS.

YOU COULD'VE GIVEN ME A CHANCE
TO AT LEAST WIN ONCE OR TWICE.

NO, I COULDN'T. NEITHER OF
US WOULD HAVE LIKED THAT.

UH, THIS CURRENT CASE OF YOURS,

I TAKE IT IT'S A NASTY ONE.

VERY.

SOMEONE EXPERT WITH WEAPONS.

BALLISTICS SAID
THE BULLETS HE USED

WERE PROBABLY FROM AN UZI.

THOSE ARE ALMOST
IMPOSSIBLE TO GET AHOLD OF.

THEN HE COULDN'T BUY ONE HERE?

ISRAEL WON'T EXPORT THEM.
THEY NEED EVERY ONE THEY'VE GOT.

DAD, THE SOLDIERS WHO
REALLY LOVE THE FIGHTING.

WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM
WHEN IT ALL WINDS DOWN?

THEY JUST FIND ANOTHER WAR.

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE
GOING ON SOMEWHERE.

IT'S LIKE BEING A DOCTOR.
YOU NEVER RUN OUT OF WORK.

THEY BECOME MERCENARIES?

WAIT. THERE'S A MAN HERE.

HE RECRUITS FOR
THAT SORT OF THING.

I HAVEN'T TALKED
TO HIM IN YEARS.

NEVER CARED FOR HIM VERY MUCH.

HE MIGHT HAVE A LEAD FOR YOU.

I DON'T KNOW HOW
TALKATIVE HE'LL BE,

BUT MAYBE YOU CAN GET
SOMETHING OUT OF HIM.

HERE IT IS. MILES CAVENDISH.

CAVENDISH, HUH?

OKAY. I'LL TALK TO HIM
RIGHT AWAY. THANKS.

I LOVE YOU.

BYE.

UH...

IN RETURN FOR ALL OF THIS...

I EXPECT ONE OF YOUR
HOME-COOKED CHINESE MEALS.

YOU GOT IT, JUST AS SOON AS
WE GET THIS THING CLEARED UP.

BYE.

RHEINSTADT, HANS...

PURCHASED IN
MILWAUKEE, MARCH, 1962.

IS THAT R-H OR R-E?

R-H.

R-H, R-E... WHAT
DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

YOU'VE ALREADY GOT
ENOUGH NAMES THERE

TO HAVE YOUR OWN PERSONAL
TELEPHONE DIRECTORY.

WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED.

HELLO?

THIS IS KELLY.

WAIT A SECOND! WHAT ARE YOU...?

OUR LIMPING FRIEND?

MM-HM.

HE WANTED TO EXPRESS
HIS APPRECIATION

FOR OUR STAYING IN ONE PLACE,

AND TO LET US KNOW THERE'S
A LOT MORE EXPLOSIVES LEFT.

OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC.

MY LIFE'S AMBITION HAS ALWAYS
BEEN TO BE A SITTING DUCK.

YEAH. WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS

THAT YOU CAN'T STAY
HERE ANY LONGER.

LOOK, WILL YOU
RECONSIDER THAT VACATION?

BOS, HE CAN BUY A PLANE
TICKET AS EASILY AS WE CAN.

WE'VE GOT TO FIND
SOME KIND OF SAFE PLACE.

WHERE?

CHARLIE'S.

WHAT? RIGHT!

THAT'S LIKE MOVING IN
WITH HOWARD HUGHES.

OH, NO, NO, NO. CHARLIE
WOULD NEVER GO FOR THAT.

AFTER ALL WE MEAN TO HIM?

AND HOW HARD WE'D BE TO REPLACE?

BESIDES, IT'S CHEAPER THAN
SENDING US ON A VACATION.

WELL, I'LL, UH... I'LL
HAVE TO CHECK WITH HIM.

BOS, THERE ISN'T TIME.

FOR ALL WE KNOW, GIMPY'S
ALREADY PLANTED SOMETHING HERE.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

BUT HOW CAN YOU BE SURE
THAT HE WON'T FOLLOW YOU?

OH, HE WOULD.

BUT HE WOULDN'T FOLLOW YOU.

I DON'T GET IT. I
DON'T THINK I GET IT.

LOOK, WE'LL LEAVE BREE
A NOTE WITH THE ADDRESS.

YOU DO HAVE THE
ADDRESS, DON'T YOU, BOS?

OH, WELL, YES, BUT...

I HOPE CHARLIE HAS CLEAN SHEETS.

COULD YOU TAKE
IT A LITTLE EASIER?

JUST A PRECAUTION. YOU DON'T
WANT HIM TO KILL YOU, DO YOU?

WITH YOU DRIVING
HE WON'T HAVE TO.

WOW. REMIND ME
TO ASK FOR A RAISE.

LET'S GET YOUR LUGGAGE INSIDE.

HERE, I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND.

674 VINEWOOD LANE.

YOU'RE SURE?

YEAH. WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO NOW?

JUST SIT TIGHT.

I'LL GET BACK TO
YOU WITHIN THE HOUR.

I HAVEN'T GOT THE FAINTEST IDEA

WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT, YOUNG WOMAN.

THIS IS THE PLACE ONE COMES TO

TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE
CARIBBEAN AND HAWAII,

NOT ABOUT MERCENARIES.

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
THAT SORT OF THING.

- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
- MY DEAR...

YOU'RE QUITE ENTITLED TO BELIEVE

WHATEVER YOU BLOODY WELL PLEASE,

BUT I'M AFRAID
YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE

TO PROVE THIS WILD ALLEGATION.

I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN PROVING ANYTHING,

BUT THERE ARE OTHER
PEOPLE WHO MIGHT BE.

SUCH AS?

CERTAIN NATIONS, LIKE ANGOLA,

WHO SEEM TO TAKE A RATHER
DIM VIEW OF MERCENARIES

AND THE PEOPLE WHO RECRUIT THEM.

I HAVE NOTHING TO
FEAR FROM THOSE WOGS.

I'M A NATURALIZED CITIZEN.
THIS COUNTRY WILL PROTECT ME.

THAT'S WHAT EICHMANN THOUGHT.

HE REALLY DID.

I CAN RELY ON YOUR DISCRETION?

YES, OF COURSE.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

A MAN WITH A BAD RIGHT FOOT.

I WOULDN'T HAVE
ANY IDEA OF HIS AGE.

HE PROBABLY SPENT
SOME TIME IN AFRICA,

MAYBE EVEN ANGOLA.

WARDLOW. HARRY WARDLOW.

HE CAME TO ME ABOUT A MONTH AGO.

HE MANAGED TO GET
OUT OF AFRICA IN TIME.

BUMMED AROUND,
SPENT ALL OF HIS MONEY.

CAME TO ME FOR WORK.

AND DID YOU HAVE
ANYTHING FOR HIM?

NOTHING IN HIS
REGULAR LINE, BUT...

ANGOLA'S PUT THE DAMPER
ON THAT SORT OF THING,

FOR THE TIME BEING ANYHOW.

THERE WERE ONE OR
TWO PRIVATE-TYPE AFFAIRS.

WHAT WE CALL "CONTRACT HITS"?

I BELIEVE THAT'S THE TERM.

WARDLOW'S PROVEN QUITE
GOOD AT IT OVER THE YEARS.

HE'S CONSIDERED ONE OF THE BEST.

ANYWAY, I PUT HIM IN TOUCH

WITH THE PEOPLE
WHO CONTACTED ME.

AND WHO WERE THEY?

OH, NO, MY DEAR.

THAT'S AS FAR AS I GO.

TELLING YOU ABOUT WARDLOW
PRESENTS SOME PROBLEMS.

BUT GIVING YOU THE OTHER
NAMES IS COMMITTING SUICIDE,

AND I'M REALLY NOT
PREDISPOSED IN THAT DIRECTION.

I'M SURE YOU'RE NOT.

WHERE CAN I FIND WARDLOW?

- THE MONTCLAIR HOTEL.
- UNDER WHAT NAME?

HIS OWN, OF COURSE. MERCENARIES
DON'T WEAR NAMETAGS, YOU KNOW.

OH, BY THE WAY...

WE NEVER HAD THIS
LITTLE CONVERSATION.

OH, BELIEVE ME...

OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE
WORLD I WOULD DENY KNOWING...

YOU'RE TOPS ON THE LIST.

CHARMING.

MAID SERVICE.

DOGGONE IT, YOU SHOOT GOOD.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS
OF A MISSPENT YOUTH.

YOU FIND ANYTHING
ELSE IN THAT GUY'S ROOM?

JUST WHAT I TOLD YOU.

I CALLED HOMICIDE, AND THEY
WENT OVER THERE LAST NIGHT.

THEY PROMISED THEY'D CALL IF
THEY COME UP WITH ANYTHING.

SO THE KILLER'S WALKING AROUND
WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF DYNAMITE.

- I'M PRETTY SURE.
- AND THE MONEY?

WELL, BOSLEY'S AT THE POLICE
LAB WAITING FOR THE TEST RESULTS.

IT'S ABOUT TIME. I GET THE
FEELING I'M BEING HUSTLED.

WHOO!

LISTEN, WITH ALL
THIS EXCITEMENT,

YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONE
THING I'M REALLY CURIOUS ABOUT.

WHAT CHARLIE LOOKS LIKE, RIGHT?

UH-HUH.

THAT'S THE ONE THING
WE WANTED TO SEE

WHEN WE CAME TO THIS HOUSE.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE FOUND?

WHAT?

- DID BOSLEY DO THAT?
- UH-HUH.

WHILE WE WERE UNPACKING,
THE MAD CROPPER STRUCK AGAIN.

HEY. WHAT TIME DOES
CHARLIE'S PLANE GET IN?

ANOTHER HOUR. MAYBE
WE CAN SEE HIM THEN.

FAT CHANCE. HE'LL PROBABLY
LOCK HIMSELF IN THE BEDROOM

AND SHOUT INSTRUCTIONS
THROUGH THE WINDOW.

DOESN'T HE HAVE ANY DIET DRINKS?

HE MUST LIKE HIS GIRLS ZAFTIG.

THEN WHY'D HE HIRE US?

- DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
- WHAT?

ANY OF IT.

CAVENDISH SAID WARDLOW
WAS ONE OF THE BEST,

BUT HE MISSED EACH OF US.

WHY?

SUPPOSE HE DIDN'T
MEAN TO KILL US.

RIGHT. HE'S A MALE CHAUVINIST

WHO WANTS US OUT OF
THE PRIVATE-EYE BUSINESS.

DO YOU EVER GET SERIOUS?

WHEN I'M BEING SHOT AT? NEVER.

OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS.

OKAY, OKAY. IF HE
ISN'T REALLY AFTER US,

THEN WHY GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE?

TO PUT CHARLIE OUT OF BUSINESS?

MM-HM.

MAYBE PERMANENTLY.

CHARLIE?

THINK ABOUT IT. HERE WE ARE.

WE WORK FOR SOMEBODY
THAT WE'VE NEVER SEEN

WHO WANTS TO MAKE SURE
THAT WE NEVER DO SEE HIM.

NOW WHY IS THAT?

YOU SAID IT YESTERDAY:

IT'S LIKE WORKING
FOR HOWARD HUGHES.

WHO WAS SCARED TO
DEATH OF BEING KIDNAPPED.

OH, WAIT. CHARLIE DID SEND
A LOT OF PEOPLE TO PRISON.

MOST OF WHOM GET
OUT SOONER OR LATER.

PASS ME THE PHONE, WILL YOU?

AND THAT'S WHY
CHARLIE'S SO CAREFUL.

JOHN BOSLEY, PLEASE.

BOS, LISTEN, WE'VE BEEN
FOLLOWING THE WRONG ANGLE.

GO BACK INTO CHARLIE'S RECORDS.

YEAH, CHARLIE.

BOSLEY... HURRY.

BINGO!

RONALD MEEKER. EMBEZZLING.

FIFTEEN YEARS AGO. OVER $60,000.

AND WHAT'S MORE, THE
SERIAL NUMBERS MATCH UP

WITH THE MONEY
THAT SABRINA FOUND.

HOW COME HE WAITED SO LONG?

HE JUST GOT
RELEASED FROM PRISON.

THAT'S A LONG RAP
FOR EMBEZZLEMENT.

YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE HE REFUSED

TO TELL ANYBODY
WHERE THE MONEY WAS.

THEN HE TRIED TO GET HIS LAWYER
TO BRIBE ONE OF THE JURORS,

SO THEY JUST THREW
THE BOOK AT HIM.

HE WAS A TERRIFIC
ACCOUNTANT, LOUSY CROOK.

LIKE AN ADMINISTRATION WE
ONCE HAD. DID YOU TELL THE POLICE?

OH, YEAH. THEY'VE GOT AN
APB OUT ON HIM RIGHT NOW.

WELL, WHAT IF IT'S TOO LATE?

SUPPOSE MEEKER'S ALREADY
PLANTED THE DYNAMITE?

ON SOME KIND OF TIMER DEVICE?

MAYBE.

BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHEN
CHARLIE'S GOING TO BE HERE.

SO HOW'S HE GOING TO DO IT?

WELL, I KNOW WHAT I'D DO.

AFTER SITTING IN PRISON
FOR ALL THOSE YEARS,

I'D WANT TO SEE MY VICTIM DIE.

THAT'S TERRIFIC. REMIND ME
NEVER TO GET YOU MAD AT ME.

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?

HE'S PROBABLY PLANNING
TO BLOW UP CHARLIE'S CAB

JUST AS HE COMES IN THE GATE.

MEEKER USED US TO FLUSH CHARLIE.

I THINK IT'S TIME
WE FLUSH MEEKER.

HI. HI.

YOU'VE GOT A LONG WAIT, YOU
KNOW. YOU JUST MISSED ONE.

OH...

CAN YOU USE A CAB?

OH, I SURE COULD, BUT I
DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.

WELL, I THINK MAYBE WE MIGHT
BE ABLE TO WORK SOMETHING OUT.

WE DON'T HAVE TO
PUT IT ON THE METER.

OH.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

WHY DON'T YOU CALL THE
NUMBER ON THIS CARD TOMORROW

- AND JUST ASK FOR BOSLEY.
- WHY?

HE'LL REIMBURSE
YOU FOR YOUR CAB.

WHAT?

GIVE ME.

WATCH IT.

IS THAT CHARLIE?

IT COULD BE. I CAN'T BE SURE.

I'M GOING TO TRY AND CATCH HIM.

WELL, HURRY.

NUTS! THEY'RE ALL NUTS!

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- FINE, FINE.

JUST GET ME HOME IN ONE PIECE.

DON'T GO TOO
SLOW. IT'LL TIP HIM.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE
SURE WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME.

AND WHAT IF WE DON'T?

LET'S JUST HOPE
MR. MEEKER HAS A LOUSY ARM.

OKAY, GET READY.

HOLD IT!

- THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
- AND UNFUNNY.

- THAT MUST BE CHARLIE.
- I'D LIKE TO SEE
HIM HIDE NOW.

- YOU CAN'T!
- COME BACK, CHARLIE!

COME BACK, YOU CHICKEN!

I'M DEEPLY GRATEFUL TO YOU,
ANGELS. YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

- AND KEPT YOU ANONYMOUS.
- THAT TOO.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S
WHAT REALLY BUGS ME.

WE DO OUR JOB RIGHT,

AND THAT'S WHAT KEEPS
US FROM GETTING TO SEE

WHAT YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE.

NOT NECESSARILY. WE
CAN DROP BY ANY EVENING.

AFRAID NOT, ANGELS.

MY HOUSE WENT ON THE
MARKET THIS MORNING,

AND UNTIL I FIND ANOTHER
ONE, I'M STAYING WITH A FRIEND.

A FRIEND, HUH? I BET YOU GOT
PLENTY OF THOSE TO CHOOSE FROM.

INDEED, BUT NONE AS LOVELY
AS YOU THREE. BYE, ANGELS.

YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK
I WAS FOOLISH ENOUGH

TO LET YOU KNOW
CHARLIE'S ADDRESS?

I MEAN, WHEN I POINTED
OUT TO HIM THAT...

- YOU?
- OF COURSE.

BOSLEY! OH, NO. NO, NO.

UNFUNNY.

NOW, THAT'S FUNNY.