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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ STATIC SHOCK, STATIC SHOCK ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
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♪ STATIC SHOCK... SHOCK ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ STATIC STATIC ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV
ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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IS THE NETWORK COMPLETELY
?MAD MAKING US REHEARSE
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.WE ONLY KNOW 3 CHORDS
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[[SNIFFS
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?ARE THEY BOTH IN THERE
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[YEAH. [SNIFFS
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.AND ONE OF THEM SMELLS FUNKY
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.KANGOR
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[[JAMAICAN ACCENT
.NO PROBLEM, MAN
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♪ DIDDLY, DIDDLY, DIDDLY BOP ♪
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KNOCK KNOCK. IT'S
.THE ROUGH PACK
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[[GASPS
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,HEY, ROCK 'N' ROLLERS
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I'LL BE TAKING YOUR
.DIAMOND GUITARS
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?YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT
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.LOOKS CLEAR, HYDE
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GOOD. WE DON'T WANNA BE RUNNING
.INTO YOU-KNOW-WHO AGAIN
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NOW, WHO COULD HE
?BE TALKING ABOUT
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[[PAGER GOES OFF
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.UH-OH
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.HEY, UP THERE
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.BAD TIMING, POPS
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.MISSED ME
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.HEY, WATCH THE GEAR
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.THEY'LL BE STUCK FOR A WHILE
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.I MAGNETIZED THE DOORS
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SORRY I CAN'T STAY, BUT
.I GOT A 911 ACROSS TOWN
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.SEE YA
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EVERY TIME WE MAKE A
.MOVE, HE'S ALWAYS THERE
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.CHILL, HYDE
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.WE'RE OUT OF HERE, MON
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?SHARON, POPS CALL YOU,
TOO ?WHAT'S GOING ON
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.RELAX, BABY BROTHER
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DAD JUST WANTS US TO MEET
,AN OLD FRIEND OF HIS
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.THAT'S ALL
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THAT'S ALL? I GET AN
?URGENT 911 PAGE FOR THAT
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,WHO IS IT THIS TIME
?ANOTHER MARINE BUDDY
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I'LL JUST BET THIS DUDE
.PUTS THE "B" IN BORING
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.UH, I DON'T THINK SO, VIRGIL
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KIDS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
.AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE
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.SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
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?HUH
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HAH HAH HAH. GOOD TO
.MEET YOU, MR. O'NEAL
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.I'M SHARON
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.GOOD TO MEET YOU,
TOO .AND IT'S SHAQ
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?WHAT'S UP, LITTLE
MAN YOU MUST BE
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.SHAQ
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.NO, I'M SHAQ
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.YOU GOTTA BE VIRGIL
.HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU
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[UH... [STAMMERS
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THIS IS SHAQ! HOW DO YOU
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?[STAMMERS] YOU
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I MET SHAQ AT A BASKETBALL
CAMP A WHILE BACK
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WHEN HE WAS JUST
.ABOUT YOUR AGE
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.YEAH, MR. H. WAS OUR COUNSELOR
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".USED TO CALL HIM" THE BIG MAN
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.WE BEEN TIGHT EVER SINCE
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SHAQUILLE'S IN TOWN ON A
.PUBLICITY JUNKET FOR THE WEEKEND
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BUT HE'S VOLUNTEERED TO DO A
.BASKETBALL MINI-CAMP WHILE HE'S HERE
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IT'S GONNA BE A BIG
.SURPRISE FOR THE KIDS
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.COOL
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SO, VIRGIL, YOUR DAD SAYS
.YOU GOT A NICE HANDLE
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HAH! THE ONLY HANDLE VIRGIL'S GOT
.IS ATTACHED TO THE REFRIGERATOR
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- ZIP IT, SHE-WHO-DRIBBLES
.WITHOUT-A-BALL
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GOT SOME TIME FOR
?A LITTLE HORSE
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.ME HOOPIN' IT UP WITH YOU? BAD
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NO, NO. THAT CONFLICTS WITH HIS
.G O OD DAY, DAKOTA APPEARANCE
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NO. THEN HE HAS THAT
.RADIO INTERVIEW
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.OH, LIGHT BULB
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WE CAN SQUEEZE YOU
IN-BETWEEN THE MALL OPENING
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.AND THE MAYOR'S FUND-RAISER
?SAY AROUND 2:00
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.THAT'S WHAT I'M
HERE FOR .KISS KISS
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.WELL, INTRO TIME
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,TRACY FLACKMAN
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MR. O'NEAL'S EAST COAST
.PUBLIC RELATIONS LIAISON
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.AND YOU MUST BE MR. HAWKING
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[HAWKINS. [BEEPING
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.YES, OF COURSE
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.OOPSIE. TRACY
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JARED, DARLING, WHERE
?HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
.REACH YOU ALL MORNING
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.SHE'S A LITTLE HIGH-STRUNG
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NO, YOU'RE NOT
.INTERRUPTING ANYTHING
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.WE'LL BE THERE IN
10 MINUTES .CIAO
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GUESS WHAT. THEY'VE RESCHEDULED
.THE PHOTO SHOOT AT THE MARINA
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THE WHALES ARE
.AVAILABLE AFTER ALL
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BUT SHAQ AND I WERE
.GONNA SHOOT SOME HOOPS
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?I KNOW. SHALL WE
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.SORRY, VIRGIL
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO
.RAIN CHECK OUR GAME
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.YEAH, SURE
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BUT, HEY, I'VE
KEPT TONIGHT FREE
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FOR A QUIET DINNER
.WITH FRIENDS
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?HOW DOES THAT SOUND
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?CHOWING DOWN WITH THE DIESEL
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.PHATTEST OF THE PHAT
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.GOOD. DINNER'S
AT MY HOTEL .8:00
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.CATCH YA TONIGHT
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.MAN, MY DINNER WITH SHAQ
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IS IT TOO LATE TO
?HAVE SHARON DISOWNED
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!HEY! OW
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DAD
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,YOU DO THE CRIME
.YOU DO THE TIME
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[[YELP
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AHH, THE SWEET
.SMELL OF FREEDOM
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.[SNIFF] AND CHILI CHEESE FRIES
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.BURGER FOOL STRAIGHT AHEAD
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!AAH
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.EAT ON YOUR OWN TIME, FERRET
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.BUT, HYDE, I'M STARVING
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LISTEN, RODENT, THE ONLY THING
.ON OUR TO-DO LIST IS STATIC
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!AAH
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.SICK AND TIRED OF THIS
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HE'S ALWAYS GETTING
.THE DROP ON US
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BUT THIS TIME, WE'RE
.GONNA TRACK HIM DOWN
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AND THEN WE'LL HAVE
.SUPERHERO FOR SUPPER
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.TAKE A WHIFF
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.THAT WAY
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.LET'S HIT IT
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[[SNIFFING
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.I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT
.FACE TIME WITH SHAQ DADDY
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.THE DIESEL
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.THANKS FOR THE HOOK-UP, MR. H
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.YEAH, POPS, THANKS A LOT
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I KNOW THAT YOU AND
.VIRGIL ARE BOTH BIG FANS
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I'M SURE THERE'S ENOUGH
.SHAQ TO GO AROUND
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HEH HEH. I WONDER HOW
.HE'LL SIGN MY POSTER
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"TO RICHIE, FROM
.SHAQ." THAT'S WEAK
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NAH. "FROM ONE
".SUPERSTAR TO ANOTHER
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".ONE LOVE, THE DIESEL"
.OH, YEAH, I'M FEELING THAT
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HE'S GOT ON A
,LOT OF AFTERSHAVE
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.BUT HE'S IN THERE ALL RIGHT
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.HOLD ON
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.WE'LL GO IN THE SIDE DOOR
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EXCUSE ME. WE'RE HERE
.FOR THE O'NEAL DINNER
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.RIGHT THIS WAY
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?HUH
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?A QUIET DINNER, HUH
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.HEY, GUYS
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.HEY, SHAQ
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I'M SORRY THIS TURNED
.INTO SUCH A BIG BLOWOUT
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?WHAT CAN I TELL YOU
.TRACY STRIKES AGAIN
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?DO I KNOW YOU
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[UH, I WAS... [STAMMERS
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.SO TALL
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.HIS NAME'S RICHIE
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HE'S ATTACHED TO
.US, LIKE FUNGUS
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.NICE TO MEET YOU, RICH
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LISTEN, I JUST GOT THIS NEW
.BASKETBALL VIDEO GAME IN MY SUITE
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?WANNA CHECK IT OUT
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.YEAH. YEAH
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IF WE COULD JUST
.SNEAK OUT OF HERE
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Tracy: OH, SHAQUILLE
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.REMEMBER, WE'RE MINGLING BUT
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I'VE GOT THE PRESIDENT OF THE
.LOCAL LADIES' AUXILIARY WAITING
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.OVER HERE
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.SO CLOSE
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♪ I'LL BE OVER
ANY DAY OR NIGHT ♪
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?YOU SURE HE'S IN THERE
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AW, YEAH. THE PLACE
.REEKS OF STATIC
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.THEN PUT THIS ON AND FIND HIM
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WHY DO I HAVE TO DO
?ALL THE HARD STUFF
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GRRR
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.OH, THAT'S RIGHT
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SHAQUILLE HAS MADE THIS EVENT
.A BIG SUCCESS, I'M TELLING YOU
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[[CRACKS
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.THIS PARTY'S ABOUT TO BLOW UP
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.I GET THAT ALL THE TIME
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.DE-STRESS, V
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MIGHT AS WELL GET OUR GRUBS
.ON WHILE WE WAIT FOR SHAQ
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.OH, NO, IT'S FERRET FACE
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YO, V, WHAT'S
?FERRET DOING HERE
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.I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
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!STATIC, GOTCHA
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!AAH
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[[BOWL BREAKS
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?WHAT'S GOING ON
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.HYDE, KANGOR
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.I HAD HIM, HYDE, I HAD HIM
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EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS HAPPENS
!TO BE A PRIVATE PARTY. AAH
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?WHERE'S STATIC
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I THOUGHT I HAD HIM. I
.MEAN, HE WAS RIGHT THERE
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GRRR
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.VIRGIL. RICHIE
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.HURRY
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.GOT 'EM, MR. H
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.THAT WAY
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.NICE SHOT
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,♪ THERE'S NO WAY OUT
THERE'S NO DOUBT ♪
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♪ THERE'S NOW WAY
OUT, YOU SHOULDA RAN ♪
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,♪ THERE'S NO WAY OUT
THERE'S NO DOUBT ♪
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,♪ TROUBLE UP AHEAD
THERE'S NO WAY OUT ♪
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,♪ THERE'S NO WAY OUT
THERE'S NO DOUBT ♪
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.UH-OH
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,♪ THERE'S NO DOUBT
THERE'S NO WAY OUT ♪
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YOU'RE NOT LEAVING
.TILL I SAY SO
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.WE'RE GOING UP AGAIN
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!AAH
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[[STRAINS
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.HEY, DRIVER, LET'S GO
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,♪ THERE'S NO DOUBT
TROUBLE UP AHEAD ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY OUT ♪
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,♪ THERE'S NO DOUBT
THERE'S TROUBLE UP AHEAD ♪
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?MAN, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT
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.WELCOME TO DAKOTA
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IT'S BELIEVED THAT THE METAHUMANS
CRASHED MR. O'NEAL'S PARTY
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IN AN ATTEMPT TO ROB
.HIS HIGH-PROFILE GUESTS
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THOUGH HIS 2 COHORTS
,MANAGED TO ESCAPE
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ROUGH PACK MEMBER FERRET
.WAS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY
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HEY, THAT'S THE DUDE
.WHO SNIFFED ON ME
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.HE WASN'T ROBBING THE PLACE
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UM, MAYBE HE HAD
.A BAD HEAD COLD
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NAH. IT WAS MORE LIKE HE
.WAS HUNTING SOMEBODY DOWN
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DUDE WAS ON A SERIOUS
.SEARCH MISSION
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[[RINGS
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.HELLO. YES, TRACY. NO, TRACY
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I'VE HAD MY FILL OF
.PARAZZI FOR ONE NIGHT
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BUT, SHAQUILLE, THE MEDIA
ARE CLAMORING TO HEAR
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HOW YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY CAPTURED
.THAT ICKY FERRET PERSON
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GEE, I WONDER WHO
.TOLD THEM THAT
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.NOW DON'T BE A CRANKY PANTS
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I BET AN INTERVIEW WILL
.MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
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?HOW FAST CAN YOU GET HERE
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[HELLO? [IMITATES STATIC
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[HELLO? [IMITATES STATIC
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[T... WHAT? [IMITATES STATIC
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I THINK WE GOT
.A BAD CONNECTION
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[IMITATES STATIC] I'LL
.CALL YOU TOMORROW
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?WAIT. WHERE ARE
YOU .OH, JINKIES
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,FREEDOM... THAT IS
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IF YOU DON'T MIND ME
.STAYING HERE TONIGHT
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?ARE YOU KIDDING
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.THE NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG, SHAQ
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OH, YEAH. UP FOR
?A LITTLE 2-ON-1
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.12 MIDNIGHT IS NOT YOUNG
254
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YOU CAN PLAY IN THE
.MORNING IF SHAQ HAS TIME
255
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OTHERWISE, WE'RE
.ALL GOING TO BED
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AW
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AND YOU'RE GOING
.HOME IN THE LIMO
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AW
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[[SNORES
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OH... IS THAT A
DREAMY KREME DONUT
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?WITH CHERRY FROSTING
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YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY TO EAT
.WHEN WE REACH THE STATE PEN
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[[MAN SCATTING
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!LOOK OUT
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[[GUARDS SCREAMING
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[UNH. [GASPS
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.THANKS, FELLAS
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?WHO'S UP FOR A DONUT RUN
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!AAH
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♪ ...WORLDWIDE ♪
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,♪ ALL-PURPOSE RULE
DROP TO THE FLOOR ♪
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,♪ BOW TO THE NEW KING
KISS THE PINKIE RING ♪
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♪ LOOK ME IN THE EYES... ♪
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?SHAQ
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♪ INSIDE THE RING SUPREME ♪
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!AAH
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!SHAQ
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.SHAQ
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.SHAQ
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[[POURING COFFEE
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.YOU'RE STILL HERE
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.MMM-MMM-MMM
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CAN'T PASS UP
.HOMEMADE PANCAKES
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AT LEAST SOMEONE
.APPRECIATES MY COOKING
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YEAH? WELL, LOOK
.AT THE SIZE OF HIM
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HE'D EAT THE TOASTER IF
.YOU PUT SOME SALT ON IT
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SO, VIRG, WE GOT AN HOUR
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BEFORE I GOTTA
.BE AT THE CENTER
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?STILL WANNA PLAY SOME BALL
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[[SLURPS
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?CAN MARIAH SING
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[[DOORBELL RINGS
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[[DING DONG, DING DONG
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.SHE'S BAAA-AAACK
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IS THERE ANOTHER
?WAY OUT OF HERE
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.DON'T SEE ANY PRESS
PEOPLE .COME ON
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.SAFE AT LAST
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SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE
?YOU'RE BEING HUNTED, YOU KNOW
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.WOW. DID I JUST GET A WHIFF
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COME ON. LET'S FIND
.HIM AND FINISH HIM
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I FEEL BAD ABOUT LEAVING SHARON
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.TO DEAL WITH TRACY LIKE THAT
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.DON'T EVEN STRESS, DIESEL
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THEY'RE PROBABLY TRYING TO
.OUTTALK EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW
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♪ END ZONE, END
ZONE, EVERYBODY ♪
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.AT LAST
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00:15:10,434 --> 00:15:12,368
?WHAT IS THIS PLACE
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.THE OLD COMMUNITY
CENTER .IT'S DESERTED
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.THEY MOSTLY USE IT FOR STORAGE
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,I FIGURED NO ONE'S
AROUND SO WE'LL HAVE SOME
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!WHOO-WHOO
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.PRIVACY
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.LOOK AT YOU
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.SOMEONE'S DRINKING HIS MILK
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.MORNING, MA'AM
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,[PANTING] HEY, SHAQ
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.HECK OF A GAME LAST WEEK
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.THANKS
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![HONK HONK] YO, SHAQ
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.YO
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?MAN, WHERE DO THEY COME FROM
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SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE'S
.AFTER YOU 24-7
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00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:39,034
?HOW CAN YOU STAND IT
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00:15:39,101 --> 00:15:41,201
IT'S LIKE I HAVE TO
.BE 2 PEOPLE, YOU KNOW
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FIRST, THERE'S
.SHAQ THE SUPERSTAR
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THEN IT'S FANS ON MY
,LEFT, PRESS ON MY RIGHT
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.THE COACH, THE AGENT
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.OOPS, ANOTHER FAN
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JUST WHEN THINGS GET
,A LITTLE TOO HECTIC
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,I BREAK OUT, FIND SOME DAYLIGHT
.AND TURN BACK INTO SHAQUILLE
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.JUST YOUR REGULAR 7-FOOT GUY
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YOU SEE, THE TRICK IS
.BALANCING THE 2 LIVES
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00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:02,501
.I LOVE BEING SHAQ
334
00:16:02,568 --> 00:16:04,768
BUT IF I DON'T TAKE
,TIME OFF FOR SHAQUILLE
335
00:16:04,835 --> 00:16:07,001
.IT'S NOT WORTH IT
?KNOW WHAT I MEAN
336
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,434
.YEAH, I GOT YOU
337
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:10,735
!SHAQ TIME AGAIN
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00:16:10,801 --> 00:16:13,900
,♪ BOUNCING, BOUNCING
BOUNCING, PUT IT ON THE LINE ♪
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00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:16,134
.LET'S SEE YOU D-UP ON THIS
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.NO CHANCE
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00:16:21,734 --> 00:16:23,668
.I CALL THAT MY V-SPIN
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00:16:23,735 --> 00:16:28,001
HMM, YOU READY TO START
?PLAYING, MR. SPIN
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00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:30,368
.GEE, I THOUGHT WE ALREADY WERE
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,♪ EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY
PUT IT ON THE LINE ♪
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00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:35,801
ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT'S
.GETTING KINDA LATE, SHAQ
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00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:38,101
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO
.MEET MY POPS LIKE NOW
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00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,501
YOU SURE? 'CAUSE MY WATCH
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.STOPPED. LET'S RUN
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00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,501
.HE'S REALLY CLOSE, HYDE
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00:16:43,568 --> 00:16:45,768
IT'S THOSE FREAKS
.FROM THE HOTEL
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UH, RUNNING MIGHT
.BE GOOD AFTER ALL
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.THIS WAY
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00:16:57,868 --> 00:17:00,900
,I LOCKED IT. YOU STAY HERE
.AND I'LL LEAD 'EM AWAY
354
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:02,267
.WAIT A SECOND
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00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:05,266
THAT FERRET GUY WAS SNIFFING
?YOU OUT LAST NIGHT, WASN'T HE
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00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:06,267
?WHY
357
00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:08,467
.IT'S A LONG STORY, VERY LONG
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00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:12,600
[[THUD
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00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,668
.HE'S LOCKED IN, HYDE
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?YOU HEAR THAT, STATIC
.WE'RE GONNA PULL YOUR PLUG
361
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:19,701
?STATIC
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00:17:19,768 --> 00:17:23,067
REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID
?ABOUT LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE
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00:17:23,134 --> 00:17:25,500
LET'S JUST SAY I
.CAN REALLY RELATE
364
00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:30,001
.I SEE
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00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:32,167
WELL, WE'LL JUST KEEP
.THAT ON THE DOWN-LOW
366
00:17:32,234 --> 00:17:33,994
RIGHT NOW, I THINK YOU
SHOULD GET SOME HELP
367
00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:35,110
.WHILE I TRY TO HOLD THEM OFF
368
00:17:35,134 --> 00:17:37,084
.I'LL DO THAT
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00:17:53,101 --> 00:17:54,201
?WHERE'S STATIC
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00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,267
I THINK HE GOT
.BORED AND WENT HOME
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00:17:56,334 --> 00:17:57,534
.I'M GETTING BORED, TOO
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00:17:57,601 --> 00:17:59,334
?KEEPING SECRETS, HUH
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00:17:59,401 --> 00:18:01,167
.FERRET, CHEW IT OUT OF HIM
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00:18:01,234 --> 00:18:03,433
.[STAMMERS] BUT THAT'S SHAQ
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00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,001
GRRR
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00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:09,334
!RIGHT. AAH
377
00:18:09,401 --> 00:18:12,300
I'VE GOT ONE WORD
FOR YOU .MOUTHWASH
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00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:17,267
!YEOW
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00:18:17,334 --> 00:18:20,533
GOTTA BE CAREFUL WITH
!THOSE MACHINES. OOH
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00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,633
[[CRASH
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00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,667
UNH
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00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:25,900
?YOU OK
383
00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:29,134
YEAH. THEY KNOCKED
.ME OUT OF BOUNDS
384
00:18:29,201 --> 00:18:32,651
.GOT YOU NOW, TOUGH GUY
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00:18:49,001 --> 00:18:50,634
!STATIC SHOCK
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00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:52,234
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
387
00:18:52,301 --> 00:18:53,734
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
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00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,700
.TIME OUT
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00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:56,668
!STATIC SHOCK
390
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,767
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
391
00:18:58,834 --> 00:18:59,868
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
392
00:18:59,935 --> 00:19:03,167
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
393
00:19:03,234 --> 00:19:04,768
!STATIC SHOCK! SHOCK
394
00:19:04,835 --> 00:19:06,501
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
395
00:19:06,568 --> 00:19:07,934
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
396
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:10,001
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
397
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:12,317
!STATIC, STATIC
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00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,984
.WAY TO PLAY D, BIG MAN
399
00:19:33,801 --> 00:19:36,267
,NOW I GET A FREE-THROW
.LEATHER FACE
400
00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:38,067
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA
BE SUPERHERO ♪
401
00:19:38,134 --> 00:19:39,501
♪ GOTTA BE, GOTTA BE ♪
402
00:19:39,568 --> 00:19:41,401
HE STOPS, HE POPS
403
00:19:41,468 --> 00:19:44,034
!STATIC SHOCK
404
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:47,067
.HE HITS
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00:19:47,134 --> 00:19:50,900
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
.IN A GAME AFTER ALL
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00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:52,468
[[GRUNTS
407
00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:53,934
?HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE
408
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:58,201
.I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT
409
00:20:04,601 --> 00:20:08,201
.AND I WANT TO ESPECIALLY THANK
MR .H FOR HAVING ME HERE TODAY
410
00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:11,134
.AHEM
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00:20:11,201 --> 00:20:13,701
UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE
,A PLANE TO CATCH
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00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:15,935
BUT I TAKE SOME GREAT
.MEMORIES WITH ME
413
00:20:16,002 --> 00:20:19,201
,MIXING IT UP WITH STATIC
.HANGING WITH THE HAWKINS
414
00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:23,001
BUT THE BEST MEMORY IS THIS
FAST GAME OF HOOPS I HAD
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00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:27,717
.WITH SOME DUDE CALLED MR. SPIN
416
00:20:28,534 --> 00:20:31,667
.NOW, HE'S A REAL PLAYER
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00:20:31,734 --> 00:20:32,567
.WOW
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♪ OH ♪
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00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,835
.CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY WARNER BROS TV ANIMATION
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00:20:38,901 --> 00:20:41,835
.AND THE U.S
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. Www.ncicap.org
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