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♪ GOTTA B
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!NOW, VIRGIL! TIME TO EAT
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AND THIS IS
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.DINNER
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?COULD YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC
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.IT'S MEATLOAF. ENJOY
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?KINDA ON THE PINK SIDE, HUH
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LOOK, WHILE DAD'S AWAY AT
,THAT COUNSELOR'S CONFERENCE
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.I'M IN CHARGE
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THAT MEANS YOU'RE
GONNA EAT WHAT I COOK
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?CLEAR
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!ALL RIGHT. CHILL
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COULD I AT LEAST
?HAVE SOME KETCHUP
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.SINCE YOU'RE ALREADY UP
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.I DON'T NEED THIS ABUSE
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I'M CARRYING 16
.UNITS AT SCHOOL
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.I VOLUNTEER AT THE HOSPITAL
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,YOU DON'T LIKE MY
COOKING THEN YOU CAN JUST
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.STARVE
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.WELL, GOTTA GO
.THANKS FOR DINNER
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,SLOW DOWN! WHERE YA GOING
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?SOME VIDEO ARCADE
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NO. I'M GONNA MEET RICHIE
.TO DO A LITTLE HOMEWORK
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EXCUSE ME... DID YOU
?JUST SAY VIDEO ARCADE
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!THAT IS SO Y2K
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.IT'S WHAT? Y2K
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!LAST YEAR. OUTTA DATE. HISTORY
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.EVERYBODY'S SAYING IT
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!THEY ARE NOT
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THAT'S JUST SOME STUPID
!THING YOU MADE UP
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![HISS] OW
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.WOW! HOT
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HMM
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[[BELCH
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MAN, THE THINGS I DO TO
.KEEP PEACE IN THE HOUSE
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♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ WE COULD BE ♪
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♪ WE COULD BE... ♪
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NO, BYRON. I'M
.NOT GONNA DO THIS
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FIRST, DON'T CALL
.ME BYRON ANYMORE
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,FROM NOW ON, MY NAME'S BOOM
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.AND YOURS IS MIRAGE
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.WHATEVER... BOOM
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SECOND, THIS AIN'T
,FUN FOR ME EITHER
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BUT IT'S THE ONLY
.WAY TO HELP GRANDMA
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YOU DO WANNA HELP
?HER, DON'T YOU
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.MM-HMM
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.ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET WITH IT
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!HEY! HEY
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.YO, LITTLE MAN
,IF YOU'RE NOT 21
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.YOU CAN'T JOIN THE FUN
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WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL MAKE
.AN EXCEPTION IN OUR CASE
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.MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME
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!NO... MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME
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[[LOUD ACCELERATION SOUND
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[[LOUD MUSIC PLAYS
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.WAY TOO NOISY IN HERE
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.CAN'T HARDLY HEAR MYSELF THINK
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OK, ALL YOU
,YUPPIES AND BUSSIES
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.HIT THE FLOOR
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[[CONFUSED CHATTER
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!NOBODY'S DOIN' LIKE I ASKED
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!MIRAGE, IT'S ON YOU
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[[GRR
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!AAH! AAH
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Richie: YOU TOLD HER
?WE WERE DOING HOMEWORK
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?ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
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?THINK SHE WON'T BELIEVE ME
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.NO, SHE WILL
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WHICH DOESN'T SAY MUCH
.FOR OUR SOCIAL LIVES
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HEY, SOMETHING'S UP AT
.THAT NEW CLUB ON WARREN
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.LATER
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I SAID CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE
?PEOPLE WHO ATTACKED YOU
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!?[SHOUTS] WHAT
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?WHAT... DID THEY... LOOK LIKE
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.OH. I FEEL ALL RIGHT
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.I JUST CAN'T HEAR SO GOOD
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HEY, CHIEF. VERY HIP PLACE
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.TO HOLD A POLICEMAN'S BALL
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?AM I TOO LATE TO BUY A TICKET
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.THERE WAS A ROBBERY
HERE, STATIC .METAHUMANS
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?ANY IDEA WHO DID IT
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ONE OF THEM WAS LIKE
.A HUMAN LOUDSPEAKER
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THE OTHER ONE SOMEHOW
.CONJURED UP A PACK OF TIGERS
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HMM. SOUL TRAIN MEETS
.THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
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!HEY, IT'S STATIC
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!OVER HERE, PLEASE
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HOW DID YOU KNOW
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.IT'S BARNSDALE
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I TELL YOU, HE IS
.WORKIN' MY LAST NERVE
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EVERY DINNER I MAKE, HE
.GIVES ME GRIEF ABOUT IT
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IT'S NOT LIKE MY
.COOKING'S THAT BAD
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.COURSE NOT
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.NO, IT'S FINE
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!HEY, IT'S STATIC
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!OOH-EE! TALK ABOUT ELECTRIC
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WHO DO YOU THINK
?DID THIS, STATIC
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?SLIPSTREAM? REPLAY
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.NAW, THESE ARE NEW BANG BABIES
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BESIDES, WE GOT THOSE OTHER
.GUYS CHILLIN' IN JAIL
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!THEY ARE TOTALLY Y2K
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?Y2K? LIKE, WHAT'S THAT MEAN
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.HE'S SAYING THEY'RE HISTORY
.IT'S AN EXPRESSION
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VIRGIL USES IT ALL THE
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?HUH
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?SHARON? YOU ALL RIGHT
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.YEAH
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.FINE
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.CATCH YOU LATER, GUYS
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[[REPORTERS CLAMORING
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.NO WAY
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[[ENGINE KNOCKS
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[[STALLS
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!AW, COME ON! DON'T DIE
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!I'M ONLY 5 BLOCKS FROM HOME
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?STATIC
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[[ENGINE STARTS
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!HMM
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VIRGIL
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?STATIC
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.NO. COULDN'T BE
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?COULD IT
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CREDIT CARD... CREDIT CARD
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.CREDIT CARD
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BOO-YEAH! NOW, THAT'S
.WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
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?WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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.TAKING INVENTORY
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I THOUGHT WE'D EAT
.BREAKFAST OR SOMETHING
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?WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
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?WHY'D THIS ALL HAVE TO HAPPEN
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YEAH. ONE DAY WE'RE LIVIN'
,LARGE IN THE 'BURBS
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.NEXT WE'RE HERE IN THIS PIT
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?STINKS, DOESN'T IT
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FIRST MOM GOES
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.THEN DAD
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!THEN THIS
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[[SOBBING
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.I KNOW, SIS. I KNOW
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.I MISS 'EM, TOO
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BUT MAYBE US STEPPIN' IN
THAT SPILL FROM THE BIG BANG
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.WAS PAYBACK, ALMOST A GIFT
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?YOU CALL THIS A
GIFT !WE'RE FREAKS
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.OK, MAYBE NOT A GIFT
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?THEN HOW 'BOUT AN OPPORTUNITY
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NOW WE GOT A WAY TO
GET BACK WHAT WE HAD
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,AND A WAY TO HELP GRANDMA
.THANK HER FOR TAKING US IN
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.WE'RE ALL SHE'S GOT
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.[SNIFFS] I KNOW THAT
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,THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOIN' THIS
.SO WE CAN BUY HER A NICE PLACE
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YOU JUST GOTTA TRUST
?YOUR BIG BROTHER, OK
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?BREAKFAST, VIRGIL
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.UH... SURE
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,HERE'S SYRUP
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.BLUEBERRY JAM
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.I CAN MAKE BACON IF YOU WANT
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.UM... THIS IS GOOD. THANKS
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.YOU'RE WELCOME
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OH, DO THOSE NEED
?A LITTLE WARM-UP
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.NO. THEY'RE PERFECT. REALLY
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?SO... HOW WAS YOUR EVENING
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?DO ANYTHING... INTERESTING
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?[MOUTH FULL] WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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YOU KNOW... WHEN YOU WENT
OUT TO ?WHERE'D YOU GO AGAIN
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.A MOVIE
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AH... WAS THAT AFTER
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YOU AND RICHIE
?DID YOUR HOMEWORK
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.MM
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HOMEWORK? NO. SEE
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NO, AFTER THAT
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WE WENT AND SAW
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?YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT
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!ME? HA! OH, SURE
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?AND YOU
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.FINE
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.WELL... I'M GONNA GO NOW
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OH! OFF ON AN IMPORTANT
?E R RAND, ARE YOU
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UH, NO. I'M JUST GOIN'
?UP TO MY ROOM. OK
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.OK, LITTLE BROTHER
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!BYE
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.NO MENTAL PROBLEMS THERE
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♪ WDK ♪
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♪ FM ♪
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♪ DAKOTA CIT-AYYYY ♪
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.YO, CHECK IT OUT
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.YOU'RE BACK WITH DR
!MIKE ON THE BIG D-K
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NOW, I AM GAZIN' AT A STACK OF
.GREEN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
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NO LIE. RIGHT
HERE IN THE STUDIO
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!$102,000
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WE ARE LOOKIN' FOR
.THE 27th CALLER
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IF THAT'S YOU, YOU ARE
!OUR 102 D-K WINNER
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HA! WHAT KINDA FOOL'S
?GONNA FALL FOR THAT HYPE
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[[BEEPING
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,Richie: HEY, YO
!V, I'M GONNA WIN
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?RICHIE
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YEAH, I BEEN SPEED-DIALING
.WDK FOR AN HOUR
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I'M ON HOLD. I'M
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[[ACCELERATION SOUND
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?V? WHAT WAS THAT
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!I DON'T KNOW. SHH
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.UH, LISTEN UP, Y'ALL
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WE GOT US A SPECIAL
GUEST IN THE STUDIO
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CALLS HIMSELF BOOM, AND, UH
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I JUST WON 102,000
BIG ONES ?RIGHT
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.UH-HUH
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!HE'S STEALIN' MY PRIZE MONEY
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!I'M ON IT
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VIRGIL, ARE YOU
?LISTENING TO THE RADIO
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!VIRGIL
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?STAT, YOU THERE
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!COME IN, STATIC
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?RICHIE
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UH... THE CELLULAR
UNIT YOU CALLED
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IS NOT RESPONDING
.OR IS OUT OF RANGE
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PLEASE TRY YOUR
.CALL AGAIN LATER
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!GOTCHA
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[[SIRENS
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?ANY SIGN OF THEM YET
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[[ACCELERATION SOUND
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.NEVER MIND
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.BACK OFF, 5-0
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.I'VE GOT THE DROP ON YOU
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.OK, SIS. MAKE IT BIG
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!ELEPHANTS
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[[TRUMPETING
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WHERE'D THOSE
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!SOMEONE CALL ANIMAL CONTROL
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!FALL BACK
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LOOKS LIKE THE
.CIRCUS IS IN TOWN
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!THEY'RE NOT REAL
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COVER YOUR EARS BEFORE HE
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!AAH! AAH
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!AAH
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!BYRON
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,LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT
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.BUT BYRON MADE ME HELP HIM
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UH-HUH. SO WHAT IS
?HE, YOUR BOYFRIEND
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.NO WAY! HE'S JUST MY BROTHER
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OH. GUESS HE CAN BE
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?A REAL PAIN SOMETIMES, HUH
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BUT HE'S NOT ACTING
.LIKE HIS NORMAL SELF
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.LATELY, HE SORTA SCARES ME
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MIRAGE, NO OFFENSE, BUT
.YOUR BRO SOUNDS WHACKED
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.IT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF BANG
BABIES .IT MESSES WITH THEIR HEADS
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.HE'S STILL MY BROTHER
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HEY, I HEAR YOU. DOESN'T MATTER
,HOW MUCH TROUBLE THEY GET INTO
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.YOUR FAMILY IS YOUR FAMILY
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.YOU STILL CARE ABOUT HIM
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.[SIGHS] LOOK, YOU REST
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.WE'LL TALK LATER
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00:13:02,368 --> 00:13:05,034
HER BROTHER? THAT
.COULD BE A PROBLEM
251
00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:06,301
.FAMILY TIES AND ALL
252
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,935
.YEAH, BUT SHE'S COMIN' AROUND
253
00:13:08,002 --> 00:13:09,967
AT LEAST SHE'S NOT IN
.ANY HURRY TO SEE HIM
254
00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:12,734
[[ACCELERATION SOUND
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00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,150
!AAH! AAH
256
00:13:20,368 --> 00:13:25,368
ON THE OTHER HAND, SHE MAY NOT
.HAVE A CHOICE IN THE MATTER
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.NIGHT OF THE KILLER COWS
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Girl: TOMMY, WHAT YOU
?DOIN' HERE IN THE BARN
259
00:13:34,401 --> 00:13:35,641
.Boy: LOOKIN' FOR YOU, MARY JO
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.I THOUGHT YOU DONE GOT KILLED
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[NO, I'M FINE, BUT... [GASPS
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!TOMMY! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
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[!IT BIT ME! [MOO
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00:13:43,101 --> 00:13:45,067
?WHY ARE YOU SITTIN' HERE
265
00:13:45,134 --> 00:13:47,068
.YOU HATE THIS KIND OF MOVIE
266
00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:49,267
I JUST THINK WE SHOULD
.SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER
267
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:51,434
.GEE, THANKS BUT NO, THANKS
268
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,501
?WOULD YA SAY NO TO THESE
269
00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:56,401
?THE DAKOTA DESTROYERS
!INCREDIBLE
270
00:13:56,468 --> 00:14:00,067
HOLD ON. WHY ARE YOU TAKING
?ME TO A BASKETBALL GAME
271
00:14:00,134 --> 00:14:02,634
.BECAUSE I'M YOUR SISTER, SILLY
272
00:14:02,701 --> 00:14:07,067
RIGHT. SO EXACTLY WHEN DID THE
?ALIENS REPLACE YOU WITH THIS CLONE
273
00:14:07,134 --> 00:14:08,067
.YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT
274
00:14:08,134 --> 00:14:09,735
,THE NEXT I SEE STATIC
275
00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:12,301
I'M GONNA GIVE HIM
.A WORLD OF HURT
276
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:16,234
LISTEN TO YOU. YOU'RE NOT
.SOME GANGSTER FROM THE HOOD
277
00:14:16,301 --> 00:14:18,201
.WE'RE FROM SOUTHFIELD
278
00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:20,634
BYRON, I KNOW IT'S
.NOT YOUR FAULT
279
00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:22,701
.IT'S THAT BANG BABY THING
280
00:14:22,768 --> 00:14:25,301
.IT MADE YOU SICK
.YOU NEED HELP
281
00:14:25,368 --> 00:14:26,868
.OK, BABY SISTER
282
00:14:26,935 --> 00:14:29,867
BUT THIS NEXT THING IS
THE LAST ONE .IN AND OUT
283
00:14:29,934 --> 00:14:30,967
.THEN WE'LL BE DONE
284
00:14:31,034 --> 00:14:33,134
?YOU PROMISE? NO TROUBLE
285
00:14:33,201 --> 00:14:37,251
.IT'LL BE NO TROUBLE AT ALL
286
00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:42,301
[[CHEERING
287
00:14:42,368 --> 00:14:44,468
.VIRGIL, STAY CLOSE
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00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:47,634
ANY CLOSER, AND WE'D BE
.WEARING THE SAME PAIR OF PANTS
289
00:14:47,701 --> 00:14:51,267
OK, SHARON, WHAT'S UP? WHY ARE
?YOU HANGIN' ON ME LIKE THIS
290
00:14:51,334 --> 00:14:53,801
,BECAUSE, VIRGIL
.I KNOW THE TRUTH
291
00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:56,201
[SOFTLY] I KNOW
.THAT YOU'RE STATIC
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00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:57,201
!PFFFT
293
00:14:57,267 --> 00:14:58,800
[[COUGHING
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00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:01,201
?NOW, WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT
295
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,968
.STATIC LOOKS LIKE YOU
.STATIC TALKS LIKE YOU
296
00:15:04,035 --> 00:15:07,368
AND THE OTHER NIGHT, I SAW HIM
.FLYING RIGHT INTO OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
297
00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:09,368
.THAT'S ALL JUST... COINCIDENCE
298
00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:11,700
?THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS
299
00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:13,368
.I FOUND IT IN YOUR ROOM
300
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,101
I HEARD RICHIE'S VOICE
,COMIN' OUT OF IT
301
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,368
!AND HE WAS SAYING,
"STATIC "!STATIC
302
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:21,167
!OH! THAT. WEL... NO. HA HA HA
303
00:15:21,234 --> 00:15:23,834
SEE, THIS IS JUST
AN OLD WALKIE-TALKIE
304
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,835
.RICHIE AND I ARE TRYIN' TO FIX
305
00:15:25,901 --> 00:15:28,767
AND HE WAS PROBABLY
,COMPLAIN' ABOUT THE STATIC
306
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,868
.YOU KNOW... CCHH... ALL THAT
307
00:15:30,935 --> 00:15:33,601
.WELL, OK, VIRGIL
.YOU PLAY IT YOUR WAY
308
00:15:33,668 --> 00:15:36,668
BUT SOONER OR LATER, YOU'RE
,GOING TO CHANGE INTO STATIC
309
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,868
AND I INTEND TO BE
.RIGHT THERE WHEN YOU DO
310
00:15:39,935 --> 00:15:43,134
HEY, V, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
?GONNA BE HERE. WHAT'CHA DOIN'
311
00:15:43,201 --> 00:15:44,900
.UH, GOIN' TO THE BATHROOM
312
00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:48,201
!AND SO ARE YOU. VIRGIL
313
00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,835
!MEN ONLY. BYE
314
00:15:49,901 --> 00:15:52,234
I JUST SAW BOOM AND
.MIRAGE IN THE CROWD
315
00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:53,601
.OH, NO
316
00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:56,167
AND SHARON HAS FIGURED
.OUT THAT I'M STATIC
317
00:15:56,234 --> 00:15:58,633
UH... I MIGHT BE PARTIALLY
.RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT
318
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,235
?YOU THINK
319
00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:03,368
WHAT DO WE DO, BRO? THERE'S GOTTA
.BE SOME WAY TO COOL HER DOWN
320
00:16:03,434 --> 00:16:04,367
!THE SPRINKLERS
321
00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:05,735
!YEAH
322
00:16:05,801 --> 00:16:08,301
GIVE IT ENOUGH JUICE TO
!SET OFF THE WHOLE SECTION
323
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,734
.JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING
324
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,301
!OH! OH
325
00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:15,800
!HUH? HEY
326
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:17,634
!OH, MY CLOTHES
327
00:16:17,701 --> 00:16:19,867
BET THOSE PANTS
.ARE DRY-CLEAN, TOO
328
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:22,401
[[ACCELERATION SOUND
329
00:16:22,468 --> 00:16:24,908
UH-OH. SOUNDS LIKE MIRAGE AND
.HER BRO ARE MAKIN' THEIR MOVE
330
00:16:24,934 --> 00:16:26,402
?WHAT ABOUT SHARON
331
00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:30,734
SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I
!CAN PULL THE PLUG ON MR. BOOM BOX
332
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,401
.ARENA MANAGER THIS WAY
333
00:16:33,468 --> 00:16:34,734
!AND THAT WAY
334
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:39,201
?SO WHERE DID THE DOOR GO
335
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:42,067
.HUH. NICE COVER-UP
336
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,201
[[MAN GROANS
337
00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:44,534
!THIS GUY IS HURT
338
00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:46,768
YOU SAID THERE WASN'T
.GONNA BE ANY TROUBLE
339
00:16:46,835 --> 00:16:49,401
AND THERE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
.IF HE HAD DONE LIKE I TOLD HIM
340
00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:51,235
.NOW, LET'S GO
341
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,102
.NO! STATIC WAS RIGHT
!YOU A R ECRAZY
342
00:16:54,168 --> 00:16:57,101
QUIT SAYIN' THAT! WHO
ARE YOU GONNA LISTEN TO
343
00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:59,935
YOUR OWN BROTHER OR
?SOME FLYING FREAK
344
00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:05,002
UH, ALEX, I'LL TAKE
.FLYING FREAK FOR $200
345
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,867
?[BOOM] WHAT WAS THAT
346
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,734
♪ LET'S PLAY, TALK, TOUGH ♪
347
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,201
♪ LET'S PLAY ♪
348
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:14,533
♪ LET'S PLAY ♪
349
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,534
♪ LET'S PLAY ♪
350
00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:18,333
♪ LET'S PLAY ♪
351
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,468
!AAH
352
00:17:21,534 --> 00:17:23,334
![CROWD SCREAMS] CHECK IT OUT
353
00:17:23,401 --> 00:17:25,301
♪ LET'S PLAY-PLAY-PLAY-PLAY ♪
354
00:17:25,368 --> 00:17:28,967
THIS GUY'S HARDER ON THE EARS
.THAN A RAP METAL CONCERT
355
00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:34,034
YOU'RE DONE MESSIN'
.WITH MY PLANS, STATIC
356
00:17:46,034 --> 00:17:47,301
!WRONG WAY, SHARON
357
00:17:47,368 --> 00:17:49,267
!RICHIE, LET GO
358
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,001
!SHARON, IT'S DANGEROUS IN HERE
359
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:52,701
?YOU WANT DANGEROUS
360
00:17:52,768 --> 00:17:56,134
TOUCH ME AGAIN. I'LL
!S H OW YOU DANGEROUS
361
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,601
?STAY STILL, WILL YOU
362
00:17:57,668 --> 00:17:59,967
SORRY. I DIDN'T
,QUITE CATCH THAT
363
00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:03,484
!BUT YOU CAN CATCH THIS
364
00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:07,301
!WHOO! YEAH
365
00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:09,167
!YOU GO, BRO
366
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:11,001
!CLEAR OUTTA HERE, YOU TWO
367
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:15,900
.UH... WHOEVER YOU ARE
368
00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:17,017
!VIRGIL
369
00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:30,368
!THIS HAS TO STOP
370
00:18:30,434 --> 00:18:34,784
!MIRAGE, I CAN'T SEE! QUIT IT
371
00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:47,967
[GRUNTING] UH... AH
372
00:18:48,034 --> 00:18:52,267
.WHOO! I GOTTA WORK OUT MORE
373
00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:54,734
!MIRAGE, QUIT IT
374
00:18:59,368 --> 00:19:00,767
!LET ME OUT
375
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,668
!I'M WARNIN' YOU
376
00:19:02,735 --> 00:19:04,667
[[ACCELERATION SOUND REBOUNDS
377
00:19:04,734 --> 00:19:06,368
!AH... UH
378
00:19:06,434 --> 00:19:08,368
HEY, DUDE, IT'S LIKE THEY SAY
379
00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:10,368
PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES
380
00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:12,500
.SHOULD KEEP THE VOLUME DOWN
381
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,834
!ALL RIGHT, STATIC
382
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,533
[[CHEERING
383
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,167
.THINK FAST, HERO
384
00:19:18,234 --> 00:19:23,234
YOUR SISTER HAS YOU
.RIGHT IN HER SIGHTS
385
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,301
!THERE'S VIRGIL
386
00:19:27,368 --> 00:19:30,401
.THE LAST ONE OUT
?PROVES MY POINT, SEE
387
00:19:30,468 --> 00:19:33,434
THE ONLY POINT I SEE IS THE
.ONE ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD
388
00:19:33,501 --> 00:19:35,667
?SO, ARE YOU GONNA ADMIT IT
389
00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:37,167
!ADMIT WH... OH
390
00:19:37,234 --> 00:19:40,301
ARE YOU STILL GOIN' ON WITH
?THAT CRAZY STATIC TALK
391
00:19:40,368 --> 00:19:41,667
!HA HA HA HA
392
00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:43,301
!HA HA HA HA
393
00:19:43,368 --> 00:19:44,734
.STATIC TALK
394
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,067
!CUT IT OUT, VIRGIL
395
00:19:46,134 --> 00:19:48,934
,FIRST YOU DISAPPEAR
.THEN STATIC SHOWS UP
396
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:50,935
!STATIC DISAPPEARS, YOU SHOW UP
397
00:19:51,002 --> 00:19:54,067
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THOSE
.SPRINKLERS WENT OFF BY ACCIDENT
398
00:19:54,134 --> 00:19:56,501
SPRINKLERS? OH, THAT
.EXPLAINS THE HAIR
399
00:19:56,568 --> 00:19:59,401
I THOUGHT YOU JUST HAD
.A PERSPIRATION PROBLEM
400
00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:01,501
FINE! TELL YOU WHAT
401
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:06,134
WE'LL JUST LET DADDY FIGURE
.IT OUT WHEN HE GETS HOME
402
00:20:06,201 --> 00:20:08,134
!WAIT! LOOK
403
00:20:08,201 --> 00:20:11,001
?NOW, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING
404
00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:12,800
HE'S... YOU'RE
405
00:20:12,867 --> 00:20:14,834
BUT IF... YOU CAN'T BE
406
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,434
DID YOU HEAR ME
?SHOUTING AT HIM
407
00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:20,401
OH, HE MUST THINK
.I'M BUGGIN' BIG-TIME
408
00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:22,301
.THAT WOULD BE MY GUESS
409
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:24,134
?UH... HOW DID YOU DO THAT
410
00:20:24,201 --> 00:20:26,768
STATIC JUST ASKED A NEW
.FRIEND FOR A SMALL FAVOR
411
00:20:26,835 --> 00:20:29,102
♪ GOTTA BE... BE,
GOTTA BE BE SUPERHERO ♪
412
00:20:29,168 --> 00:20:31,101
♪ GOTTA BE... BE,
GOTTA BE BE SUPERHERO ♪
413
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,911
♪ GOTTA BE... BE,
GOTTA BE BE SUPERHERO ♪
414
00:20:32,935 --> 00:20:34,801
♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪
♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪
415
00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:39,868
♪ GOTTA BE... BE,
GOTTA BE BE SUPERHERO ♪
416
00:20:41,035 --> 00:20:46,035
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV
ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
417
00:20:48,268 --> 00:20:53,268
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. Www.ncicap.org
418
00:21:02,634 --> 00:21:04,767
Static: I PUT A
!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM
419
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:07,816
!STATIC SHOCK
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