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[[theme music
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♪ Gotta be-be gotta
be a super hero ♪
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♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
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♪ Gotta be-be gotta
be a super hero ♪
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♪ Static Shock ♪ ♪
Gotta be superhero ♪
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♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
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♪ Gotta be-be gotta
be a super hero ♪
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♪ Static Shock ♪
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♪ Go go ♪
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♪ Come on go ♪
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♪ Go go go go ♪
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[[music continues
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Rizz
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[[bell ringing
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♪ Gotta be-be gotta
be a superhero ♪
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♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
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♪ Static shock ♪
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[[instrumental music
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.Ahem
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?May I help you, sir
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.Tell me about that one
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.Ah, yes, the Chronotech 2000
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lt's a timepiece, a pager and
.a wireless internet browser
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?What are you lookin' at
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.Sorry, but you look familiar
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!Well, duh
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.I'm Johnny Morrow
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?Ah! I'm sorry. Who
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.Little Johnny Morrow
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I was ten years old
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and I had my own TV
.series, Johnny on the Spot
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My face was on t-shirts
.and lunch boxes
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.The whole country loved me
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.They wanted to talk like me
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.Dress like me
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.Be me
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?- And who could
blame them .- Yeah
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.Then the network dumped me
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.And it all stopped
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The limos, the fan
.clubs, the money
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!Gone
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.- I see. Well, have a good
day ?- What are you doing
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You said you don't
.have any money
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Who needs money? You're
.just gonna give it to me
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?Says who
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.Says them
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?- Great mall,
huh .- It's okay
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.- Still no Kid's Circus
though ?- Kid's Circus
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Oh, yeah, an amusement
.park we went to as kids
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Still a bit of it left
.behind the parking structure
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Oh, it's like the paved-over
.piece of your childhood
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[[crying
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.- Oh, well. - C'est la vie
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[[laughing
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[[alarm ringing
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?What is it? A fire
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.No, a robbery
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.Make that robberies, bro
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And they're
.color-coordinated too
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?I gotta jet. Any ideas
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.Think food poisoning
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!Ooh
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?Virgil, what's wrong
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?Uh, what is it, Vi
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.- Are you sick? - Uh-hmm
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There's a restroom
.in the service hall
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.- Come on, we'll
help you .- Mm-mm
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,Yeah, uh, right
.this could get messy
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.Uh, we'd better wait here
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.I told him, I said
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"Vi, do not order the Voyage To
".The Bottom Of The Sea combo
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[[siren wailing
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Splat
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whoosh
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!(together) Oh,
yeah .We're the men
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.Ahem, you know what they say
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The family that does crime
.together does time together
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!- It's Static! - Yo
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!(all) Yay! Hurray
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[[cheering continues
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.Well, listen to that
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.The hero has fans
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But take my word
.for it, Static
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.They'll turn on you
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.They always do
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.Yeah, thanks for the advice
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Now, you boys
?gonna come quietly
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.Why? You're outnumbered
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?Three to one
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I've faced worse
.odds than that
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?Let's count, shall we
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.One, two, three
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.- Four. - Five
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.Six
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!Ah! Ooh
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!Ha! Missed me
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!Ooh. Aw
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!(all) Get him
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!- Oh, no. - Static
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[[indistinct
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.Have a seat, Static
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.Thanks. I'd rather stand
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Rizz
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[[all screaming
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.Crash
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?Give up yet
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.(both) Grrr
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!Woah
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Rizz
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[[gasps
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!Aah
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.Crash
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.None of these match my gear
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?Where did those bad boys go
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[[upbeat music
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Bang
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.swoosh
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Looks like they
.dropped something
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.Huh, Kid's Circus
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Well, at least, I
.know my way around
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Whoosh
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[[dramatic music
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(Johnny) 'Look, it's
a simple question.'
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?Did Static follow you or not
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.Don't know
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You know what? You make
.me embarrassed to be me
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.ln fact, get out of my sight
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!No
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?Wow! What is with you, man
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.See, I told you
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The idiot led
.Static right to us
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.Hey, forget that
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You just wiped out
.your own brother
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?My what
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.Static, babe
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Wake up and smell
.the croissants
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.They're duplicates
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.Energy clones
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.Made them all by myself
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.You're a metahuman
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!Duh-huh-huh
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?Wait a sec, don't I know you
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I did have my own TV
.show when I was ten
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?Oh, yeah. What's his name
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.Johnny Morrow
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(together) But you
.can call me Replay
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?Which one of you is real
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.- Me. - No, me
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.- I. - No, me
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!Aah
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.Crash
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!Urgh
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?Well, any ideas
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[[glass shattering
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.Thank you
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When I was a kid, I spent a lot
.of time bumping around here
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?(together) So
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So I finally figured out
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that the trick was
not to look in front
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but to follow the
.footprints on the floor
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!Ow, ow, ow
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!Yah
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I'm gonna make so many of me
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.you won't have a prayer
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.Ooh, a room full of has-beens
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.Now, I am scared
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Rizz
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!(both) Aah
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Boom
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[[groaning
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!Argh
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.Cough cough
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?What was that
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.Cough cough
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?Huh
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Rumble
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.crash
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!Argh
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[[grunting
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[[dramatic music
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[[grunting
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.Mmm
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.Rizz
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.lt's reflection, that's all
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Oh, I think it's time
.to invest in a helmet
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- - Not here either.
.He's been gone too long
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Richie, Virgil does
.this to me all the time
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One minute he's
!there, the next, poof
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?Oh, you noticed, huh
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.He felt lousy. He went home
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.There's no mystery here
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.Of course, you're right
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Okay, then. See you
.tomorrow at school
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[[whistling
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?You're gonna wait, aren't you
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[[tires screeching
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[[indistinct radio chatter
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.lt's Static! Come on
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.Maybe he caught those guys
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Rizz
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whirr
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[[all gasping
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What's he doing? Has
?he lost his mind
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I'm sure there's a perfectly
.reasonable explanation
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?What are you doing
?Have you lost your mind
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!Hey! Let me down
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[grunting] How could
?you do this to me
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,(male #1) Well, for one thing
.he's had a lot of practice
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Whoosh
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[[gasps
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[[indistinct
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Help our friend with
.his luggage, boys
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[[indistinct radio chatter
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Your fans don't look
.too happy, Static
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.Well, like we say in the biz
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"." They ain't seen nothin' yet
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[[laughing
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[[dramatic music
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.Well, look who's here
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Well, if you like to eat your .
.dinner cold, it's fine with
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Ooh! You look like you were
.hit by a ton of bricks
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.Yeah, I've had better days
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You are not the only one. The
.whole city seems depressed
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?About what
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.About Static turnin' outlaw
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?Phoo, say what
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Which has left all of
.Dakota City in shock
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'Local law enforcement
could only stand and watch'
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'as Static struck
throughout the city.'
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ln a related development
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,chief of police
..Barnsdale has announced
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.- This isn't
happening .- I know
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.I can't believe it either
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.lt's a shame
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He was a such a
.nice, young man
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.He was. I mean, he is
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To think he had us
.fooled all this time
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.Even me
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[[dramatic music
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[[knocking
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.- Go away. - Come on, Rich
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.I've been calling
for an hour .Let me in
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'No, thanks. I don't wanna
spend the rest of the night'
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'stuck to my ceiling.'
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You don't think I did
?that to you, do you
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I said
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.I heard what you said
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Look, how do you
?know it wasn't you
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.I'm not followin' you
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All the other metahumans
.are criminals
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Maybe it just took you
.longer to go whacko
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Maybe you have a
.split personality
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.Wait a sec
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.That's it
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I chased Replay to
?the funhouse, right
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We fought. There was
.this big explosion
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?So, you got hit on the head
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No. Well, yeah, but
.that's not the point
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,Before I passed out
I swear I saw someone
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.- who looked just
like me .- Uh-huh
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I thought it was just my
reflection in the mirror
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.but now I'm not sure
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Call me crazy, but maybe
.Replay somehow cloned me
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.You're right, bro
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.You're crazy
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.Bang
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((Barnsdale on TV
'Therefore, effective today'
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'I have authorized formation'
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'of the Dakota Metahuman
Capture Division.'
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This new group will be equipped
with non-lethal weapons
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designed to subdue
.the metahumans
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00:11:05,368 --> 00:11:06,868
?Not to harm them. Questions
274
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,243
.- Here, Chief
Barnsdale .- Over here
275
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:11,200
[[indistinct
276
00:11:11,267 --> 00:11:12,367
.Miss Sandoval
277
00:11:12,434 --> 00:11:14,268
?What about Static
278
00:11:14,335 --> 00:11:16,101
,Unfortunately
we have no choice
279
00:11:16,168 --> 00:11:18,667
but to add him to our list
.of renegade metahumans
280
00:11:18,734 --> 00:11:23,101
,[whispering] Chief .
.we have a problem
281
00:11:23,168 --> 00:11:24,734
.He's got us in a rampage
282
00:11:24,801 --> 00:11:27,001
.Ahem, that's all for now
283
00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:28,834
.- Just wait, chief
.- One more question
284
00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:31,268
.- Sir, one more question
please .- Over here
285
00:11:31,335 --> 00:11:33,400
Chief Barnsdale has cut
short his conference
286
00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:34,801
.and I've just learned why
287
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,934
Apparently, Static
.has struck again
288
00:11:37,001 --> 00:11:38,267
.No, he hasn't
289
00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:40,401
[[murmuring
290
00:11:40,468 --> 00:11:43,435
'We have a WDKT TV
news crew on the scene'
291
00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:46,268
bringing you this live view
of the Weinstein Jewelry Mart
292
00:11:46,335 --> 00:11:49,868
'where the masked renegade
continues his criminal rampage.'
293
00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:50,934
'Wait. There he goes.'
294
00:11:50,968 --> 00:11:53,334
.Okay, now, I'm ticked
295
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,900
[[upbeat music
296
00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:56,100
Splat
297
00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,968
.swoosh
298
00:11:59,034 --> 00:12:00,335
!He-he's back
299
00:12:00,401 --> 00:12:02,634
lf I pick up that phony's
electron ion trail
300
00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:03,968
it will lead
301
00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:07,634
[[crowd booing
302
00:12:07,701 --> 00:12:11,234
.No, folks. It wasn't me
303
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,133
.lt wasn't me
304
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,801
.Swoosh
305
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,434
!lt's Static. Run
306
00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:20,300
.Oh, please, don't hurt my baby
307
00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:21,701
.lt wasn't me
308
00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:23,200
[[sirens wailing
309
00:12:23,267 --> 00:12:25,967
[[chopper whirring
310
00:12:32,934 --> 00:12:35,667
This is Chief Barnsdale of
.the Dakota Police Department
311
00:12:35,734 --> 00:12:36,968
.You are under arrest
312
00:12:37,034 --> 00:12:38,601
Chief, you can take me in
313
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,134
.but you got the wrong guy
314
00:12:40,201 --> 00:12:42,634
?We're supposed to believe that
315
00:12:42,701 --> 00:12:44,300
.Bring him down
316
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:45,400
.Hit the lights
317
00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:46,634
.Ready your weapons
318
00:12:46,701 --> 00:12:48,400
[[dramatic music
319
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,067
!Aah
320
00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:52,400
[[screaming
321
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,734
Bang bang bang
322
00:12:53,801 --> 00:12:55,133
swish
323
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,250
[[gasps
324
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,467
[[dramatic music
325
00:13:01,534 --> 00:13:02,634
Rizz
326
00:13:02,701 --> 00:13:05,967
swish
327
00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:09,400
boom
328
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:11,900
.swish
329
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:13,034
!Whoa
330
00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:14,801
.These guys mean business
331
00:13:14,868 --> 00:13:16,734
.Air unit, keep a lid on him
332
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:18,534
[[chopper whirring
333
00:13:18,601 --> 00:13:21,200
!Uh-oh, there goes my do
334
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,667
.We have him trapped, sir
335
00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:25,101
Hey, if I can't go up
336
00:13:25,168 --> 00:13:26,900
.I guess I'm going down
337
00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:31,300
Clank
338
00:13:31,367 --> 00:13:33,234
clank
339
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,634
[[grunting
340
00:13:34,701 --> 00:13:36,434
.He magnetized it
341
00:13:36,501 --> 00:13:39,434
.So much for traps
342
00:13:39,501 --> 00:13:41,335
.Whoosh
343
00:13:41,401 --> 00:13:46,401
Eww! I'm definitely gonna
.need a shower after this
344
00:13:48,335 --> 00:13:51,101
(Shelly on TV) 'Thus, in the
space of two tragic days'
345
00:13:51,168 --> 00:13:53,668
'the young hero who once
gave us all such hope'
346
00:13:53,735 --> 00:13:57,667
'instead became a symbol
of dishonor and disgrace.'
347
00:13:57,734 --> 00:14:02,067
'This is Shelly Sandoval
reporting for WDKT TV.'
348
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,334
!Woo hoo hoo
349
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,868
!Yay
350
00:14:06,934 --> 00:14:09,701
?How's about that, Static
351
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:12,701
Not much fun now that
.nobody loves you
352
00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:14,567
?Huh? Huh
353
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:17,200
[[buzzing
354
00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:18,534
.Look at ya
355
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:23,068
.Just another pretty face
356
00:14:23,134 --> 00:14:26,933
.Gee, I wonder what this is for
357
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,868
!Shoo
358
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:31,300
Hated ditchin' the
.cops like that
359
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:32,601
.Man, this week sucks
360
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,367
[[buzzing
361
00:14:34,434 --> 00:14:35,367
?Rich
362
00:14:35,434 --> 00:14:37,300
.No, not rich. Not yet
363
00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:39,734
.But I'm working
on it .Ha ha ha
364
00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:42,401
?Replay! What's the deal,
man ?How did you call me
365
00:14:42,468 --> 00:14:45,201
I'm not really sure, but it
.certainly has worked out nicely
366
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:48,301
Nicely? You shredded my
.rep with that fake Static
367
00:14:48,368 --> 00:14:52,068
.Yeah, well, stay tuned, babe
.Wait till you see the sequel
368
00:14:52,134 --> 00:14:54,101
?What are you talking
about You ripped off
369
00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:56,401
everything of value
.in the city as it is
370
00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,968
Oh, Static, this next
.deal isn't about money
371
00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:01,268
.This time, it's personal
372
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,234
.- 'Ciao.' - Replay, wait
373
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,501
!Urgh
374
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:11,400
.Hold the phone
375
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,400
!Ahh
376
00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:15,001
?Shh, what are you afraid of
377
00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:17,734
You. You were straight
.up trippin' out
378
00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:20,101
?- Oh. Saw the news, huh
.- Oh, don't tell me
379
00:15:20,168 --> 00:15:21,734
?That was your evil twin, right
380
00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:23,034
.No, that was me
381
00:15:23,101 --> 00:15:25,601
That's why I need to prove
.I'm telling the truth
382
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,568
.- I need a favor
?- What favor
383
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,400
Can you rewire this Shock
?Vox to listen to another one
384
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:33,301
?You know, like a intercom
385
00:15:33,368 --> 00:15:35,634
Who's got a Shock Vox
?besides you and me
386
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:39,501
.The, uh, evil twin
387
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:41,301
Hey, if I really
have turned bad
388
00:15:41,368 --> 00:15:44,933
then you don't have much
?of a choice, do you
389
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,434
.Thanks
390
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:50,134
[[whirring
391
00:15:50,201 --> 00:15:53,167
This should be working but
.all I'm getting is noise
392
00:15:53,234 --> 00:15:55,200
.Let me listen
393
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:56,368
[[whirring
394
00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:58,400
(Replay) 'So now, you
know my plan, boys.'
395
00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:00,234
.lt's Replay
396
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,667
.No money this time
397
00:16:01,734 --> 00:16:03,501
.Just revenge
398
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,367
.Those idiots ruined my life
399
00:16:05,434 --> 00:16:07,701
.Now, I'm gonna ruin theirs
400
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:11,701
You all know what to
!do so let's do it
401
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,867
[[upbeat music
402
00:16:19,401 --> 00:16:21,968
Not the brightest light on
?the Christmas tree, are you
403
00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:23,734
.He talked about revenge
404
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:26,301
What's the worst thing
?you could do to an actor
405
00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:29,133
?- Uh, give him a
bad review .- No
406
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,033
.Fire 'em
407
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,101
.Beep beep
408
00:16:33,168 --> 00:16:36,401
!- TV trivia website? - Ah-ha
409
00:16:36,468 --> 00:16:38,702
,Little Johnny Morrow
star of Johnny on the Spot
410
00:16:38,768 --> 00:16:42,134
'got fired after four
seasons on the DKT Network.'
411
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:45,167
DKT. Didn't they just
?build a new studio
412
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:46,734
Yeah, that place downtown
413
00:16:46,801 --> 00:16:48,601
with the fountains
.and the outdoor TV
414
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,535
.Whoosh
415
00:16:50,602 --> 00:16:54,434
And your final question for .
.one million dollars is
416
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:59,300
.Whoosh
417
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:01,267
?Who did this to you
418
00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:03,400
Mm
419
00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,667
.You
420
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,434
.Figured you'd say that
421
00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:09,901
[[dramatic music
422
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,700
[[grunting
423
00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:20,701
.Get the police
424
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:22,901
.(Replay) Hmm, nice set
425
00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:26,067
Even nicer than the
.set of my old show
426
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,300
!Let's thrash it
427
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:28,601
[[grunts
428
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:29,701
Crash
429
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:31,634
[[grunts
430
00:17:31,701 --> 00:17:34,267
[[plates shattering
431
00:17:34,334 --> 00:17:35,267
.Rizz
432
00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:36,634
!Whoa
433
00:17:36,701 --> 00:17:38,801
- What's this? - This
434
00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:40,034
.ls a closed set
435
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,367
?Didn't you read the sign
436
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,567
!Aah
437
00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:44,501
.Thud
438
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:46,234
.Get him
439
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,734
[[grunting
440
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,133
Rizz
441
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,534
swish
442
00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:52,101
.wham
443
00:17:52,168 --> 00:17:54,234
This is where they taped
.Finkelstein's Monster
444
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,567
.I like that show
445
00:17:55,634 --> 00:17:56,767
?What is your problem
446
00:17:56,834 --> 00:18:00,933
They axed my show for
.this piece of garbage
447
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,100
Bam
448
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:03,167
crash
449
00:18:03,234 --> 00:18:04,234
[[grunting
450
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,634
[[sirens wailing
451
00:18:07,701 --> 00:18:09,435
.- It's Static again,
sir ?- Where is he
452
00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:12,334
'The guard says he's on the
fifth floor, the TV studios.'
453
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,934
.Kid's gone out of his mind
454
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:17,100
Tell the men to get
.ready for anything
455
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:21,267
Rizz rizz
456
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,734
[[whistles
457
00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:26,967
(Static) 'Hey, clone clown!'
458
00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:27,967
.Catch
459
00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:28,967
Swish
460
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:32,467
crash
461
00:18:32,534 --> 00:18:36,367
[[grunting
462
00:18:36,434 --> 00:18:39,234
.There is an evil twin
463
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:43,434
[[dramatic music
464
00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:45,334
.Camera controls on air
465
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,868
.Override
466
00:18:46,934 --> 00:18:50,801
.Hope this works
467
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:54,267
Whirr
468
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:58,267
[[grunting
469
00:18:58,334 --> 00:18:59,934
So how does it feel, babe
470
00:19:00,001 --> 00:19:01,634
Now that nobody
?likes you anymore
471
00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:03,834
.- Ready to move
in, sir .- Wait
472
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:05,334
[[grunting
473
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,567
.That's Little Johnny Morrow
474
00:19:06,634 --> 00:19:08,801
[chuckles] I used
.to watch his show
475
00:19:08,868 --> 00:19:10,334
(Replay) 'It's their fault.'
476
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,834
.They ruined my life
477
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,401
Get over it, man. You're
gonna trash the whole building
478
00:19:14,468 --> 00:19:16,068
'just 'cause they
cancelled your show?'
479
00:19:16,101 --> 00:19:18,435
Yes, and the beauty part is
480
00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:22,468
when we're through, the whole
.world will think you did it
481
00:19:22,535 --> 00:19:25,368
Okay, gentlemen, let's go
.in there and get that actor
482
00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:27,668
Now, it's time to
.cancel you, Static
483
00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:29,968
(Richie) 'Uh, you're
sure you wanna do that'
484
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:32,567
?on national television
485
00:19:32,634 --> 00:19:35,334
?I-I'm on TV again
486
00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:42,400
!Wait, no
487
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:45,734
- Run! - Back
.at you, copy cat
488
00:19:45,801 --> 00:19:46,734
Rizz
489
00:19:46,801 --> 00:19:48,451
[[screaming
490
00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:59,634
(Barnsdale) Cuff
.him, lieutenant
491
00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:04,201
?Chief, see any good TV lately
492
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,501
.Vi
493
00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,034
"?Sure I'm not the" evil twin
494
00:20:13,101 --> 00:20:15,368
Oh, yeah. The twin's
.better-lookin'
495
00:20:15,435 --> 00:20:18,434
When I asked for your help, you
?had your doubts, didn't you
496
00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:20,368
- Mm-hmm. - Then
?why did you help
497
00:20:20,435 --> 00:20:23,567
I just went with my gut and
.that was the right call
498
00:20:23,634 --> 00:20:26,667
Speaking of guts, how
..about some cheese stakes
499
00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:28,534
?- On me? - On you
500
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:30,034
?Excuse me, you're buyin'
501
00:20:30,101 --> 00:20:35,101
[chuckles] Maybe you're
.the clone after all
502
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,467
[[upbeat music
503
00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:47,601
♪ Gotta be-be a super hero ♪
504
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,468
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
505
00:20:49,535 --> 00:20:53,201
♪ Gotta be a super
hero ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪
506
00:20:53,268 --> 00:20:54,788
♪ Gotta be-be gotta
be a super hero ♪
507
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:56,435
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
508
00:20:56,502 --> 00:20:58,400
♪ Gotta be-be gotta
be a super hero ♪
509
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,867
♪ Static Shock ♪
510
00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:12,934
♪ Gotta be-be gotta
be a super hero ♪
511
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:14,134
♪ Gotta be-be ♪
512
00:21:14,201 --> 00:21:16,968
♪ Static shock ♪
513
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:17,767
♪ Gotta be-be gotta
be a super hero ♪
514
00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:19,468
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
515
00:21:19,535 --> 00:21:22,133
♪ Gotta be-be gotta
be a super hero ♪
516
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,335
♪ Static Shock ♪
517
00:21:23,401 --> 00:21:24,934
♪ Gotta be-be gotta
be a super hero ♪
518
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:26,502
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
519
00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:28,601
♪ Gotta be-be gotta
be a super hero ♪
520
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:31,067
♪ Static Shock ♪
521
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:42,634
♪ Gotta be-be gotta
be a super hero ♪
522
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:44,168
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
523
00:21:44,235 --> 00:21:45,501
♪ Static Shock ♪
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