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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,834 But... 2 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:47,422 you always know when you... 3 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,427 Oh, well... 4 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:57,224 You asked me if it was safe, and I said no, 5 00:00:57,391 --> 00:01:00,435 and then you said it didn't matter, "No risk, no fun." 6 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:05,023 But, do you want a baby now, or what? 7 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,692 Well... 8 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:11,154 I'm 36 now, and we've been together for nearly three years. 9 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:15,993 And we said that we could imagine it one day together. 10 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:19,371 Yes, could be, but that was a while ago. 11 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:23,208 Fuck! Karla, shit! What do you want from me? 12 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,460 -Sorry. -I don't mean to pressure you. 13 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,462 It's... It's... 14 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:31,091 -It's all a bit quick for me. -Yes. I understand. It is. 15 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,719 -It is a surprise. -Yes. 16 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:37,598 Right, so... 17 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,351 If it's too much for you, then... 18 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,937 We can just wait. 19 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,320 Okay. 20 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,531 -Okay. -Okay. 21 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,533 Cool! 22 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,328 Cool. 23 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,376 Great. 24 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,885 -Merry Christmas. -To you, too. 25 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,229 Ms. Matschke? 26 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,876 I MISS YOU. I HAVE TIME TOMORROW. WHEN WILL WE MEET? 27 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,097 Stop it. 28 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:55,026 That's enough. Stop it! 29 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:41,740 JUST SOMETHING NICE 30 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,370 TWO YEARS LATER 31 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,711 Oh God, this is shit. 32 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,924 Where's he gone? 33 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,717 Hello? 34 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,741 Oh God! 35 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,829 Okay... 36 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,039 Go! Go! Go! Come on. 37 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,791 Karla. A bit more. 38 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,543 Try your hardest. 39 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,795 Try your hardest! 40 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,798 -Hey, that was great! -Oh God! Oh God! 41 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,844 -I'm so sorry. Dumb idea of mine. -No! 42 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:47,347 Sorry. I just thought it would be different for a first date. 43 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,100 -Shall we stop? -No! No. 44 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,978 I think it's great! Isn't it? 45 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:54,521 -You sure? -Yes! 46 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,315 Okay! Then on we go. 47 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,819 -There's only one more obstacle. -Okay. 48 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,028 And it is... 49 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,283 -What? -Oh, nothing. 50 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,410 Come on, tell me. What is it? 51 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,714 Excuse me. Sorry, it was... 52 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:25,343 -It was just the adrenalin. -From the goddamn slide. 53 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,318 -What? -I don't know. 54 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:42,861 I... 55 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,530 I just thought for a moment... 56 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:49,492 could we maybe do this again tomorrow? 57 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:55,582 We could leave out the other stuff. It was really nice. 58 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,501 -Yes, that sounds good. -Yeah? 59 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,971 Keep quiet for a moment? 60 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,599 Hi, honey. 61 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,227 Yes, yes, yes, yes. I said I'd be home at 8:30. 62 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:19,481 Red? 63 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:24,736 Yes, I'll take a look. I don't know yet. See you soon. 64 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:27,781 What's wrong with you? 65 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:46,174 Hello, you aliens out there. Welcome to a new edition of Space Shuttle, 66 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:47,926 the last show of its kind. 67 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:51,346 I'm Karla. Today was no different, now luckily it's night-time. 68 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:55,350 Zero hundred hours and five, five minutes past 12. 69 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,352 Hey! 70 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:03,566 Ultravox on a harmonica? Isn't that too mellow, gloomy, overdramatic? 71 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,819 I think it was a very special moment, 72 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,988 that made our ten listeners happy. 73 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:10,448 Ten! You're optimistic, now you're 40! 74 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,410 I'm 39, you pussy. 75 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,831 -Yeah, man. Thorsten was a letdown. -Surprise! 76 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,709 I just attract idiots. Seriously. 77 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,421 Well, Harald with the anal problem, he was nice. 78 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:27,007 Or the lateral thinker. He made me laugh. 79 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:30,385 And who was the anti-earrings guy who you kept secret? 80 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:35,098 You act like it's always me! I can't help it if they're all assholes. 81 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:39,644 Well, you do always put your self in the coat check when a guy appears. 82 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,194 Thanks. That really helped. Thanks. 83 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,948 Happy birthday. 84 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,538 -What are you doing? -This is my period towel. 85 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:01,916 My tampon is full and I don't want to miss the moment. 86 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,336 Where did you get this? It was sold out. 87 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,047 True love, baby. 88 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:16,473 -Can't we just have children? -No. I don't feel pressured. 89 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:19,934 It's good like this. And don't look at me like that. 90 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:23,146 You can do that on your own with some dick or other. 91 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:45,293 -Mom, what are you doing here? -Oh Karla, the key doesn't work! 92 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,253 -It's for emergencies. -Of course. 93 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,507 But I was in the area and thought we could bake together. 94 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:55,804 We'll make the cherry cake you love. I wasn't invited to your birthday party. 95 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,764 I didn't celebrate. 96 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,811 You can do that tomorrow. 97 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,731 Is that the dress? 98 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,399 That you'll wear? 99 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,820 That you and your sisters will wear for your father? 100 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,073 For his wedding with his new wife? 101 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,159 -Yes, Johanna chose it. -Nice. 102 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,580 Pretty dress. 103 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,543 I'm sure it will be lovely. 104 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,296 I look like a sausage in a cardigan in it. 105 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,383 You don't need to apologize, Karla. It just hurts me. 106 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,052 If I have a birthday party, no one comes, 107 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:40,765 but when your father marries a new wife, you dress up and act like it's nothing. 108 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,853 Is there any left? 109 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,899 Yes. 110 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,485 Will you toast with me? 111 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,384 But... 112 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:20,138 No, Mom, I'm not annoyed that you stayed the night. 113 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:25,560 I didn't run away. I didn't get much done this morning, and the wedding is today. 114 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:29,898 Of course I know today isn't easy for you. Look, I made you breakfast. 115 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,941 Stay as long as you want, okay? 116 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:36,029 Shit! Mom... Okay, I'll call right back, okay? 117 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,865 Fuck! 118 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,492 Shit! Shit! 119 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,370 Oh no! Fuck! 120 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,667 Karla! Isn't this wonderful? 121 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,128 Say, are you here on your own? 122 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:55,256 -Look at your little sister. -Leave her alone! 123 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:59,135 Don't worry! You'll find the right one. You're so pretty. 124 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,055 Jule has such lovely children. 125 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,681 Henry, not on the cross. 126 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,477 It's good that she does what she wants. 127 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,230 Who really believes in romance these days? 128 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,191 What about you? It's too late now really. 129 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,610 -Isn't it? -What do you look like? 130 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,987 Where's your dress? Pete's doing the photo. 131 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,240 -Who's Pete? -A top photographer. 132 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,451 -We have to give Dad a gift. -A bit over the top, isn't it? 133 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,496 -Don't worry, I did your bit. -Happy birthday. 134 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,499 -It was yesterday. - I know. Retrospectively. 135 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,168 Let's get this over with. I look like a clown. 136 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:35,213 Come on. Us three together again... It'll be fun. 137 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,632 -What do we have to do? -On three. 138 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:40,343 One, two, three. 139 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,060 -Karla. -Dad. 140 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,400 Hello. 141 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,779 -What happened to your dress? -What dress? 142 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:03,199 -Well, your dress! -I don't have a dress. 143 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,954 Do you need money? 144 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,039 No. 145 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,422 Yes. 146 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,591 Yes, then... 147 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,345 Then... Are you okay? 148 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,265 Yes. Well... 149 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,768 -I'm never going to a wedding alone again. -Ah! Look! 150 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,437 Here comes Felix. 151 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,248 Gosh, she's pregnant... the girl. 152 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,941 Okay, Karla, what is it now? 153 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,402 Why her and not me? 154 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,448 Why does it work for everyone else? 155 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,577 And I keep going on all those dates. 156 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:30,912 And... 157 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:34,123 always hope that he's the fucking one. 158 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,708 There's only ever... 159 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,586 disappointment. 160 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,173 I can't go on. 161 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:45,635 Yes, I get it, life sucks, but come out and stop crying, okay? 162 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,097 Where are you both? The wedding is starting. 163 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,556 I've waited a decade 164 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:56,020 for the life of our hopes and dreams to begin, and it never does! 165 00:14:56,187 --> 00:15:00,358 And now Felix is outside, not with me, but with that pregnant slut. 166 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,609 Which Felix? 167 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:05,530 -He strung me along for three years! -Oh, him. 168 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,574 I don't get it, Karla, if you really want that, 169 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,744 maybe you shouldn't wear sweatpants to a wedding. 170 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,664 Oh, it's starting. 171 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,084 Oh fuck! 172 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,587 -Do you have to? Anyone got 50 cents? -What for? 173 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,006 I told the guy outside we'd pay. 174 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,926 -I don't have any change. Do you? -No. 175 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,429 -You never have any. -Yes, why not? 176 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,306 I'm not engaged to a super-rich national league star. 177 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,392 How many times? 178 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,686 I'm not an IT girl, I'm an IT expert. 179 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,522 I earn a lot, more than you on your dumb night show. 180 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,399 Oh, stop this. 181 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,068 Are you nauseous? Are you pregnant again? 182 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:52,785 I'd like to see you two with kids, seriously. 183 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,831 Do I look okay now? 184 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:23,274 -Sorry. -Just keep going. One moment... 185 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,776 -What's up? -I can't go in like this. 186 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,737 Pull yourself together! 187 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,073 Wow, Sandy. 188 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,242 You look great. Beautiful. 189 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,329 What? What does she look like? Where's her dress? 190 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,456 She's going through a difficult phase. 191 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,585 -Oh God! Sorry. -Just ignore us. 192 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,795 -I wish! -You're so beautiful. 193 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,131 Sorry. You're beautiful. 194 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,258 We're having a totally romantic wedding 195 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,010 in a castle, we viewed so many venues. 196 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,472 Can you stop that please? Can you help? 197 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,351 -Who do you need to write to now? -Work. 198 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,776 Same again, please. 199 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:09,589 -Mom, what are you doing here? -What a lame party! I saw that coming! 200 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:13,342 But we can change that! Two martinis, cutie! 201 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,054 -Mom, you can't smoke here. -Can you smoke here? 202 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,600 Sure! Help yourself. 203 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,436 -Here... -You saved my night. 204 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:24,937 Of course I did. 205 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,192 There's Norbert! Norbert! Ingrid! 206 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,362 Hey! Look over here! It's me! 207 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,783 Norbert! Ingrid! 208 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,744 -Mom, come on... -Yes, yes, yes! 209 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,038 Mom... 210 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:46,584 Wow! They're totally lost too. Completely gray faces. 211 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,254 So, another one here, right? 212 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,633 Come here, my little girl. Skol! 213 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,092 -No, no! -Jule! 214 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:59,180 Then go. You do it. It's not my job. No. 215 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,724 -Please talk to her. Please. -No. 216 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,267 Dad! 217 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:08,939 So... 218 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,358 Very good. 219 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:16,906 Maybe I should go over to Robert and Serena and say hello, 220 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,824 and congratulate them. 221 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,662 -She's called Sandy, Mom. -That's even worse. 222 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,625 Mom, it's a totally lame party. I was just going. I'll take you. 223 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,377 Thank you, my darling. 224 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,007 -But I've only just got here. -Mom, wait. No. Mom! 225 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,860 Oops! 226 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,367 Hey, here... 227 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,589 Norbert! Here I am! 228 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,425 Come on! 229 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,387 Dad. 230 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,730 Come on! No, no, no, no, no. 231 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,695 I'm fine... 232 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:41,157 It's nothing serious. I was only dancing. 233 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,412 I was only... What wedding don't you dance at? Stop... 234 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,041 -Shitty, lame party! -We're leaving. Come on. 235 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:54,336 -Leave me alone. Leave me alone. -Arm down. 236 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,465 -Mom, that's enough. -Leave me alone! 237 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,261 Karla! 238 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:07,767 I have the right to dance too. These are my friends too. 239 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,227 -Yeah, yeah, yeah... -Sorry. 240 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,273 Sorry. 241 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:17,234 -You don't want me either. -Yes. All right... 242 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:21,280 First he sucks everything out of me, then I get rejected. 243 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:25,075 -Sorry... -Trading me in, just like he did! 244 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,744 Sorry. 245 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,663 I'm such hard work. 246 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,709 Mom, you can't just crash the wedding. 247 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,338 -Starry will get over it. -She's called Sandy. 248 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,884 You should have stayed at home. 249 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,053 I know all about that. 250 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,681 Women ought to stay at home and keep quiet. 251 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:51,811 Nice and quiet all the time. Don't spoil the others' parties. 252 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,313 I can't do it. 253 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:59,026 I can't put on an act like that 254 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,112 and pretend everything is great. 255 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:07,493 I tell the truth, yeah? And it's not funny. 256 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,416 -Hey, are you out of your mind? -Are you? 257 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,503 What's wrong with you? 258 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,339 You turn up in a fucking tracksuit, 259 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:24,343 and make a huge scene about some guy you screwed... 260 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:28,514 -I spent three years with him. -So what? Who cares today? 261 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:32,142 You ruined Sandy's walk down the aisle, and you sat at the bar 262 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,353 with Mom drinking martinis! 263 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,273 -Did you invite her? -Of course not! 264 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,608 So how did she know where we are? 265 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:48,617 -It's obvious you can't hold your tongue. -Should I have lied to her? 266 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,663 What was I supposed to do? I feel sorry for her. 267 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,498 Nothing. Just do the usual. 268 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:58,377 Sit in the toilet weeping because your ex got his life together. 269 00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,712 Exactly. 270 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,506 You need to take care or you'll end up like Mom. 271 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:08,053 And you need to cry less. You're not four years old anymore. 272 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:18,772 -Excuse me. -No thanks, I'm... 273 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,445 WELCOME TO OUR WEDDING SANDY AND ROBERT 274 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,179 Excuse me. Do you need any help? 275 00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:54,266 Yes. 276 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,436 Could you go into the... 277 00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:01,774 By the bar there's an ugly, sparkly satin handbag. Could you get it? 278 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,151 -I can't go back in. -Sure, no problem. 279 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,904 -Really? -I'll go back inside. 280 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:10,991 And I'll get your yellow, ugly satin handbag. 281 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:14,787 And a cigarette that you will then blow in my face. 282 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,207 The smoke. 283 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,960 I quit smoking, 284 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,129 but apparently you can smoke in there now, 285 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:28,092 which is crap for me, because I can't do that. 286 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:33,180 Obviously, I feel a bit aggressive and am about to attack the DJ. 287 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,224 I mean, what's up? Not cool. 288 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,101 I understand. 289 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:40,187 Yes, okay. Why not? 290 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,525 Okay, can I leave you two alone? 291 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,904 Sure, we'll manage. Thanks. 292 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,953 -And ask for a good song. -What are you doing now? 293 00:24:57,204 --> 00:25:00,374 -Go on in, I'll be right with you. -Yep. 294 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,671 Can I have a cigarette? 295 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,728 You asked for this song? 296 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:24,898 What? I think it's cool. Someone on the radio played it on the harmonica, 297 00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,817 now I can't get it out of my head. 298 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,071 -Here. -Thank you. 299 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,699 Now it's your turn. 300 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,204 I don't have a light. 301 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:40,706 Oh, right. 302 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,306 Thank you. 303 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,392 Again? 304 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:09,943 -Why do you listen to the radio at night? -I'm a nurse. 305 00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:12,154 Westend Hospital. 306 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,866 How did you know it was at night? 307 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,540 I work on the radio. I played it. 308 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,710 Are you kidding me? 309 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:28,337 No. 310 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:35,886 Ole! 311 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,764 Oh my God! 312 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:39,807 Jasmin. 313 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:43,060 -Right, I better... -Yes, of course. 314 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,362 Are you okay? What happened, sweetie? 315 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:57,241 -Come up, come. -Ole, I wanna go home. 316 00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:59,201 Alright, we'll go home. 317 00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:42,953 BECOMING A MOTHER ALONE 318 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,793 CO-PARENTHOOD AS A NEW FAMILY MODEL 319 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,503 YOU WANT A CHILD? 320 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,046 A MODERN PATCHWORK PRINCIPLE 321 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,477 Great! Another idea I'll pitch alone, as you'll get diarrhea. 322 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,022 -You are Karla. -I'm Karla. 323 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:13,358 -I'm Senay. -You're Senay. My fave sister. 324 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,736 -Yes, I'm your fave sister. -I'm Emin. 325 00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:18,113 Think I don't know you're cheating? 326 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,115 -Senay? -You were here. 327 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,326 - I didn't do anything. -Senay? 328 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:25,746 -Yes? -You need to help me find a co-father. 329 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:28,248 What is that? Do I have to pitch to him? 330 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:33,212 -Okay, will you live with him? -No. You can. You're just parents. 331 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:36,298 Without love. It's called co-parenthood. 332 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:40,052 -It's revolutionary, if I think about it. -Sounds good. 333 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,929 Really? I'm not crazy? 334 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:44,097 No! Great plan. 335 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,099 Do it. 336 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:55,901 I'm going to have a baby. 337 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,365 Shall we take some calls? 338 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:08,205 And we have our first caller. Well, well! Who am I talking to? 339 00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:10,165 Hello... 340 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,376 This is Oliviella and... 341 00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:15,504 -I just want to say I'm an alien. -Oliviella, how nice! 342 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:18,674 So tell us, why are you an... 343 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:31,019 -Hello? -Hello. What happened to Oliviella? 344 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,105 Who am I talking to? 345 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,482 This is Ole. Ole. 346 00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:38,151 So shoot, Ole. Why are you an alien? 347 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:40,529 Okay, I have an acquaintance 348 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,739 and she goes to weddings, 349 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,701 but doesn't like going as a single, it gets her down. 350 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:48,578 And so I usually go with her. 351 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:51,748 So she's not so sad. Just as a good friend! 352 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:54,293 She goes to lots of weddings, 353 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,213 since so many people get married. 354 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:02,009 It surprises me. So, often I feel like an outsider. 355 00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:05,637 Like an alien. And... 356 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:09,850 So, what I want to say is that I want you to know... 357 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,520 that acquaintance of mine, 358 00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:14,980 Jasmin, 359 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:20,402 who tripped and fell, is just a good friend. 360 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:30,454 So now I know. 361 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:33,248 Okay, then... 362 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:38,211 If you ever wanted to... hang out, you got my number now. 363 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,757 Do have any music requests? 364 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:46,261 Yes, one your top five songs for when you need an instant good mood. 365 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:51,141 Okay, then coming up for you we have a classic. How old are you? 366 00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:53,852 -28. -28? 367 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:56,980 Yes, 28. 368 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:00,859 Okay, wow! 369 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:03,695 So here comes a good old classic, 370 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,865 for the way-too-young Ole. 371 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,494 Hey? Who the fuck is Ole? 372 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,607 Hi. Tom? 373 00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:43,944 -No. Sorry. -Oh! Excuse me. 374 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,989 Family is simply important! 375 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:53,370 Like sports. Sports are simply important. 376 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:56,832 I just need a reason to live. 377 00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:58,583 Or I'll jump from a bridge. 378 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,836 You're pretty. I thought these platforms 379 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,505 only have ugly women who can't get a man. 380 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,674 Wow! 381 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:07,843 W-0-W. 382 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,309 You get what I'm saying? 383 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:18,603 Yes, it's very philosophical. 384 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:35,620 -Sorry, I've got so much going on. -Tell me about it! 385 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,915 -Shall we talk openly? -Sure, you start. 386 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,294 Shit! Here we go then... 387 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:51,720 -So, I've been single for two years... -Me too! 388 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,347 -Sorry. Excuse me. -No, it's fine. 389 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,851 And so I... 390 00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:01,313 kind of can't be bothered to wait for so long anymore. 391 00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:06,026 All my friends are parents now, and I'm glad for them! 392 00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:09,529 But on the other hand, I kind of hate them too. 393 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:12,240 I'm totally envious. Maybe you get this... 394 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:17,370 It's such a matter of course for them, but it just isn't. 395 00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:22,292 I want that too! I want that joy during pregnancy too! I want... 396 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:24,085 I don't know... 397 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:30,008 Running to a kiosk after midnight for chocolate for the mother of my child. 398 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:33,178 Being at the birth, taking the baby in my arms... 399 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:38,183 I'm ready and I want children and I want a family... 400 00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:40,560 Right now, if possible. 401 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,482 Karla's voicemail. 402 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:50,779 Jule here. Johanna's planning a garden do, and she's calling me five times a day 403 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,241 to get me involved in planning, can you deal with it for me? 404 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,786 We should meet in my garden, Mom and us sisters, 405 00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:59,454 and put our cards on the table. 406 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,249 Hey, Mom here... 407 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:07,712 I said I'm not interested in a discussion. 408 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,839 It was clear enough that evening. 409 00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:14,386 At my wedding I just want fo have a nice party as a family. 410 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:17,097 Just something nice. It's not asking too much. 411 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:19,766 Hi, Jule here again. You may hate me for this, 412 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:23,228 but I'm not going to make Mom come. It's pointless. 413 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:36,658 Mom? 414 00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:44,249 Mom? 415 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:56,386 -I thought you'd died. -Nice feeling? 416 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,179 Mom! 417 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:00,724 Karla! 418 00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:09,149 So? 419 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,278 Mom? 420 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:18,199 Come to Johanna's garden experiment. She's an emotional wreck. 421 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,368 I'm an emotional wreck too. 422 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:22,912 But I mustn't complain, of course. 423 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:27,500 At least she's having a breakdown in a villa. Look where I wound up! 424 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:32,380 There's nothing for me again, of course. When will my needs matter? 425 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:46,144 The mother has to move sweetly aside. She doesn't count anymore. No! 426 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:48,438 Always blame the mother. 427 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:52,192 What about Daddy? Why am I always the bad guy? 428 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,569 -Mom, that's not true. -It is! 429 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:59,658 I'm always the fool, always to blame, because I didn't manage any better. 430 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:07,040 Where do I file my complaint that I wasn't loved enough? 431 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,876 I just didn't manage. 432 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:13,296 Always the great mothers, who everyone wants... 433 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:20,762 It really was hard, alone with you all without any help. Now I'm paying for it. 434 00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:33,358 I'm sorry, Mom. 435 00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:40,615 Can I give you a hug? 436 00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:19,863 So, here's to... 437 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:29,789 Right, I've got everything. Cup for the sperm. Syringe for me. 438 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:32,834 -Schnaps? -Yeah! 439 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,171 Okay... 440 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:43,845 Hello, super-strong sperm. Do your best, but only one. Only one! 441 00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:02,655 -Karla? -Yes? 442 00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:06,493 Say, have you injected it yet? 443 00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:09,954 -No. -Good. 444 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:14,542 Could you wait a moment? Can I come in for a second? 445 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,755 -Hello? -Okay. 446 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:22,592 -I'm coming in now. -Okay. 447 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:26,554 -Hi. -Hi. What is it? 448 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,473 I'm really panicking. 449 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:33,311 -Can I get my... -What? 450 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:37,023 -What's wrong? -What if I... Or tomorrow, or... 451 00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:41,027 Or right now... If I go out and meet the love of my life? 452 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,321 It's very unlikely. 453 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:47,116 Yes, but I'd have a child with another woman. 454 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:52,080 And I want one with the love of my life. Then I realized that... 455 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:57,544 I'm not in any hurry. I mean, you are, but I'm not. 456 00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:03,091 Because we men can do it anytime, and I can become a dad at 50. 457 00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:11,891 I'm sorry. 458 00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,072 Thanks. 459 00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:27,782 So sperm bank now? 460 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:31,286 I should have started there. It never works with men and me. 461 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,539 -What are you doing? -Looking for Ole's number. 462 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:37,083 -Ole? -Ole. 463 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,378 Who the fuck is Ole? 464 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:43,923 -The nurse, from the wedding. -What do you want with him? 465 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:50,263 -Nothing, really. -I thought you're not seeing any more men. 466 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:53,433 I thought the deal was not to get distracted. 467 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:59,564 It's not a distraction. One is fun, the other is kids. Completely different. 468 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:02,400 When the baby head has ripped me apart, 469 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,778 I won't be interested. I have to enjoy the time I have. 470 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:07,739 Hey, I applaud the attitude. 471 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:10,658 I just don't believe you. My alarm bell's ringing. 472 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:14,203 Last time you "enjoyed", you were lovesick for six months. 473 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:15,997 Great color. 474 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,375 Hey. 475 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,585 Have you finished work? 476 00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:05,797 I was just asking. 477 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,383 A friend was asking. 478 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,297 You don't have shoes on. 479 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,384 -Oh no! - Forget it. They're gone. 480 00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:01,853 I thought barefoot in clubs was out long ago. 481 00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:05,857 -I'm over 30. We're a little slower. -I understand. 482 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,443 -Hey. -Hey. 483 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:32,216 Sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry. 484 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,261 It's fine. Nothing broken. It's okay. 485 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,548 ARE YOU AWAKE? FERTILITY CLINIC 11 O'CLOCK 486 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:24,352 Oh God. Oh God. Sorry. I didn't... 487 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,354 -It's okay. It's okay. -Sorry. 488 00:43:26,521 --> 00:43:29,565 I got it. No breakfast in bed. 489 00:43:29,816 --> 00:43:32,652 No, no. Wait, wait. I'll make an exception for coffee. 490 00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:34,028 Okay! 491 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:41,077 -Your coffee... -Thank you. 492 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:45,289 It smells great. 493 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,503 -Do you want some too? -Absolutely. 494 00:43:58,177 --> 00:44:01,931 -Doesn't sound like an easy farewell fuck. -I can laugh, can't I? 495 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,933 -Not really. -Hello. 496 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:06,853 -Hi. -I want a baby and I'm here for screening. 497 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:09,939 -Right. -So you're not seeing him again? 498 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:13,609 -No! -Maybe you should tell him asap? 499 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:17,864 I think he really likes you. Coffee in bed! What's wrong with him? 500 00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:21,450 Or maybe he'll never call again. It wouldn't be the first time. 501 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:25,621 Maybe you could have this thrilling discussion in the waiting room? 502 00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:29,292 -Sorry. It's him. -Could you... 503 00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:31,002 Hi! 504 00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:33,713 Hi, what are you doing? 505 00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:37,049 Me? I'm... 506 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:39,844 I'm in a museum. 507 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,723 Okay, cool. I wanted to ask if you want to watch a movie. 508 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:45,600 A movie? 509 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:49,687 Because I researched what one can do with 30-somethings, 510 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,982 and a movie is a great idea. The seats are comfy, 511 00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:55,985 you don't do much and it's good for the blood pressure. 512 00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:58,738 Wow! Cool. That sounds doable. And... 513 00:44:58,905 --> 00:45:01,782 And are you allowed in with a grown-up? 514 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,869 No, I'll take my ID just in case. 515 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:07,830 Okay, I'll send you a few movie suggestions. 516 00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:10,541 -Okay. -Cool. See you later. 517 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,966 Yes, okay, I have to tell him. 518 00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:22,887 Health insurance won't cover costs for single mothers. 519 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,680 -Are you aware of that? -Yes. 520 00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,849 Fine, then let's not waste time. 521 00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:30,353 At your age, the chances fall fast from cycle to cycle. 522 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:33,522 Maybe we should consider hormone treatment? 523 00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:36,067 Okay. Okay. 524 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:40,112 Go through the sperm banks my colleague at reception will give to you. 525 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:44,283 When you find a donor, we'll make a plan and get started. 526 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:46,744 -Okay. -Good. 527 00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:12,144 Yes, Simon, but she can't go to her first day at school in her space suit. 528 00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:18,693 I'm all for boosting kids' identity too, blah blah. 529 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:21,487 It would just be cool if she didn't get bullied. 530 00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:30,663 Listen. I'll trust you. We'll do it your way. It'll be great. 531 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:35,626 -Can you cut that out? I'm dizzy. -Try it. Freedom, fresh wind in your hair. 532 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:38,087 No, thanks. I'm a grown-up. 533 00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:43,968 Hello! 534 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:47,722 Hello! 535 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:50,641 -Oh, man. -Sorry. I didn't see you. 536 00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,143 Please excuse me. 537 00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:54,854 Just something nice, huh? 538 00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:56,856 Good idea, Johanna. 539 00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:03,446 Hey, there are six chairs here. Why are there six? 540 00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,781 I have a little surprise for you. 541 00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:07,199 -Hanni? -Sure! 542 00:47:08,117 --> 00:47:10,619 -Here you are! -Oh! 543 00:47:12,121 --> 00:47:14,332 -Surprise! -Right. Thanks. 544 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:18,210 Come on, Robert. 545 00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:22,131 Oh, so what is your idea? 546 00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:26,010 I thought after their wedding we should all gather in small groups 547 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,095 and talk to each other as equals. 548 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:33,309 I looked into it and I'd like to sit with you in this communication circle 549 00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:36,729 to develop ideas on a different way of being together. 550 00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:42,109 What did your school reports say? "Always tries hard." 551 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:47,823 This is also about finding your own voice 552 00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:50,326 and clearly expressing your wishes. 553 00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:51,952 I'll start. 554 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:53,913 I wish that, 555 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,873 since it's my wedding, 556 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:57,625 and I think we all agree, 557 00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,461 we can skip the drama of Dad and Sandy's wedding. 558 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,463 Am I right? 559 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:08,302 Well, I'm up for that. 560 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:11,222 Those who are stupid will act foolishly. 561 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,766 Yes, and those with manners can behave. 562 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:17,436 Or look for a bachelor from the same age group. 563 00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:21,232 -This is pointless, let's go. -No, Dad, please! Sandy, please stay. 564 00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:26,278 Sandy, I'd like to start by saying that Jule, Karla and I are sorry 565 00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:29,532 for ruining your walk down the aisle. Right? Karla! 566 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:32,660 Uh, yes. 567 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:35,704 -It was really... stupid. -Yes, sorry. 568 00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:38,374 Thanks, that's kind of you. 569 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:42,002 It's all forgotten now. Come, Robert, come. 570 00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:54,098 Is there anything to drink? Or I won't get through this. 571 00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:59,311 Sorry. 572 00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:01,105 Sit down, Dad. 573 00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,443 Thank you, Patrick. 574 00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:07,361 Patrick? 575 00:49:10,156 --> 00:49:12,950 -Thank you, Patrick. -Thank you. 576 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,910 I won't either, thanks. 577 00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:19,832 -What's wrong? Are you on drugs? -It's called a good mood. Give it a try. 578 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:25,004 Okay. Then let's get settled first. 579 00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:28,757 Breathe deeply. 580 00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:32,303 Calm down. 581 00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:35,681 And perceive each other. 582 00:50:15,137 --> 00:50:17,348 -What? -Right... 583 00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:20,476 That was a good start. How did you get on with that? 584 00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:23,812 I just heard the aggressive dog and wanted to cut its throat. 585 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,357 Okay. 586 00:50:26,607 --> 00:50:29,235 Now it would be nice if each of us said 587 00:50:29,485 --> 00:50:31,946 something positive to the person on our right. 588 00:50:32,112 --> 00:50:34,573 I'd prefer left. Due to the right-wing Nazis. 589 00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:37,660 Okay, Jule. Then the person to our left. 590 00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:40,037 -Mom? -Yes? 591 00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:44,917 I find it totally positive that you came today, 592 00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:48,170 and that you're opening up to this circle. 593 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:52,675 Yes. 594 00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:57,429 And I'm done with this now. 595 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,306 Mom! Come on. Please. 596 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:03,602 How can I be positive about my ex-husband choosing fresh meat? 597 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:06,522 It doesn't have to be profound. 598 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:09,858 You could just... be positive about his pants. 599 00:51:10,109 --> 00:51:12,653 No I can't. They're ugly and don't suit him. 600 00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:15,614 All right. Then... Dad? 601 00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:17,658 -Yes. -You continue. 602 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:19,952 -Please! Dad! - don't know, darling. 603 00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:22,413 -Please! -It's really... 604 00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:26,000 -Please, please, please. -Okay. Yes. Okay. 605 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:31,505 Well, I... I think it's positive... 606 00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:37,636 that you have become my wife. 607 00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:40,472 -Oh God! -Mom... 608 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,392 -Can you say something? -It's not our turn. 609 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:45,936 Okay. Carry on. Sandy? 610 00:51:47,646 --> 00:51:51,483 I find it positive that you have such a great family. 611 00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:54,903 With your three children and your husband. 612 00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:10,252 -What's up now? -Great! No one to be positive about me! 613 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:16,717 What I find very positive, Karla, 614 00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:18,427 is your independence. 615 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:22,097 You as a woman choosing your own path, without a man or kids. 616 00:52:22,348 --> 00:52:23,724 Well... 617 00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:26,185 Well what? 618 00:52:28,771 --> 00:52:31,815 This probably isn't the right moment... 619 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:36,779 but I was going to say anyway, and so... 620 00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:38,489 whatever! 621 00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:43,702 I've decided to have a baby. 622 00:52:47,956 --> 00:52:51,168 -Are you pregnant? -Not yet. 623 00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:55,339 So it's just a crazy idea, isn't it? 624 00:52:56,548 --> 00:53:00,469 -You ought to like it then! -Why are you butting in again? 625 00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:04,765 -Do you have a boyfriend after all? -No. I'm doing it on my own. 626 00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:08,227 -Oh God, that sounds familiar. -That's enough! 627 00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:12,231 -For you maybe, but certainly not for me. -What do you mean, alone? 628 00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:15,943 Alone. It's possible nowadays. 629 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,696 Isn't that a bit egocentric? To the child? 630 00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:20,614 Hanni has a point there. 631 00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:23,409 A child needs a father. 632 00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:25,369 One like you? What for? 633 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:30,290 -But I want a child, not a man. -But we can't have everything we want. 634 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:34,586 The child has to be well. It's not only about you. 635 00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:38,048 You heard. Moms are totally irrelevant. 636 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:41,468 Be glad you don't have a child. It saves you a lot of misery. 637 00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:44,596 Take the easy path, like men have for centuries. 638 00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:46,974 -Look at your father! -All right... 639 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,308 You see? 640 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,770 Sorry, darling. I can't be near that woman! You understand. 641 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:55,691 What is it? We were supposed to talk to each other as equals. 642 00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:56,900 Huh? 643 00:53:57,151 --> 00:54:00,612 Johanna, quite honestly, from bride to bride, 644 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:05,492 if you want to be the center of your big day, uninvite those two. 645 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:15,878 That overpowering perfume! 646 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,798 We can breathe much more freely now, right? 647 00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:25,429 How am I going to get home? Or... Do you still need me? 648 00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:29,183 I'm going to the toilet. 649 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:54,958 -Jule. -Sorry. Is this the toilet? 650 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:58,253 -I always get lost here. -Jule, open the door. 651 00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:01,507 Yes, just a moment. 652 00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:06,762 -What's up? -Nothing. 653 00:55:07,012 --> 00:55:09,598 -True, you haven't cried. -Is it Simon? 654 00:55:09,848 --> 00:55:12,059 -Do you mind if I pee? -Having problems? 655 00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:14,812 -No. -Then tell us. 656 00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:17,940 I don't know, Johanna. How was the great reconciliation? 657 00:55:18,106 --> 00:55:20,818 Is it all nice enough for your wedding now? 658 00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:24,029 Karla wants to have a baby alone. 659 00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:27,574 Are you nuts? 660 00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:30,953 -Why? -A single mother? Know what that means? 661 00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:37,125 -Not everything's as perfect as with you. -Sure! I ride around on a white horse! 662 00:55:37,376 --> 00:55:38,752 I haven't had sex in ages. 663 00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:42,548 How will it work? Will you take it to the radio at night? 664 00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:45,300 Sorry, is that a reproach or an offer of help? 665 00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:48,887 Is your child to pay for you not managing an adult relationship? 666 00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:50,597 A really long time. 667 00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:54,977 You are aware of how you dish it out? Or do no feelings get through anymore? 668 00:55:55,227 --> 00:55:59,147 -It'll only have you, and that sucks. -I said that too. 669 00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:04,278 Great! Then you agree with most fertility clinics in advising me against it. 670 00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:08,365 -Most don't even offer it. -Perhaps for good reason. 671 00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:12,327 You mean I can't have kids because I'm not in a hetero marriage? 672 00:56:12,578 --> 00:56:15,622 It's shit for kids, a single mother, not a real family? 673 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,292 It's always better in a real family, huh? 674 00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:21,378 Is that the reason you don't dare leave Simon? 675 00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:25,173 Why does it always 676 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,467 have to escalate with us? 677 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:29,428 What am I supposed to do? 678 00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:34,433 I can't have one wedding for Dad and one for Mom. And now you two are at it again. 679 00:56:34,683 --> 00:56:37,519 And everyone at my party will stay apart? 680 00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:41,690 "Oh... 681 00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:47,821 I'm sorry, darling, I can't be near that woman. You must understand!” 682 00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:49,990 No! I don't understand! 683 00:56:50,157 --> 00:56:55,203 I don't understand why you can't all just pull yourselves together. 684 00:56:57,956 --> 00:57:02,794 I can't uninvite them, like Sandy said. What kind of a wedding would that be? 685 00:57:04,296 --> 00:57:06,256 Quite a relaxed one, probably. 686 00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:12,012 Imagine if we put them all on a remote island. 687 00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:20,604 Look, Johanna. Your wedding will be lovely. 688 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:24,608 Because we're all adults and we'll behave. 689 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:30,113 But can't we all just make up with each other? 690 00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:35,535 That only happens in movies. 691 00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:42,668 Oh shit, I have to break up with him. 692 00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:47,005 Hi, Ole. I have to tell you... 693 00:57:50,384 --> 00:57:54,471 Even though you look so amazing, the way you walk and look... 694 00:58:01,353 --> 00:58:02,854 -Hi. -Hi. 695 00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:05,607 I'm afraid there are only front-row tickets. 696 00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:07,818 The movie's only playing today. 697 00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:09,653 No, not true. 698 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:12,864 The movie's on every day. It's on tomorrow. 699 00:58:13,031 --> 00:58:14,574 But I didn't want to wait. 700 00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:17,619 But then I thought, "Shit, you're so old 701 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:20,038 you'll get a stiff neck." 702 00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:23,667 One has to take care with you guys. We wouldn't be able to cuddle. 703 00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:27,796 And so I got you a neck cushion. 704 00:58:28,422 --> 00:58:31,383 Right... I stole it from a patient. It's for you. 705 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,386 Thank you. 706 00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:39,474 You have this kind of thing in the hospital? 707 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,936 I ran around KaDeWe for two hours. 708 00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:45,981 But I think it's for two. 709 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,775 I think it's a breastfeeding cushion. 710 00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:55,282 Yes, I know. I always do that on a first date. 711 00:58:56,116 --> 00:58:58,243 To make it cozy and so on. 712 00:58:59,703 --> 00:59:02,122 I'm going in to the movie. It's from the 80s. 713 00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:04,207 I thought it would suit you. 714 00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:21,641 It is so cozy. 715 00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:23,894 Mega cozy. 716 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,311 ENDED IT? 717 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:32,045 No, I can't do that. 718 01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:34,714 Just write something like, "Sorry, I have no time." 719 01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:38,009 -Too anti-social. He's too undamaged. -Undamaged? 720 01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:40,720 Yes, he's undamaged. It would wound him. 721 01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:44,224 He's not undamaged. No one is undamaged these days. 722 01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:46,518 Right, sperm bank. 723 01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:50,230 Yes, I have four attempts. I can't afford more. Choose one. 724 01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:53,400 -Ingo, 38, likes gymnastics. -I feel really bad. 725 01:00:54,025 --> 01:00:57,821 Because of "who the fuck is Ole?" You'll manage. 726 01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,073 Say... 727 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,326 "It's really nice with you, but I'm in a different place." 728 01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:09,708 Ole, listen. It's super-cool with you. 729 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,668 You're super-cool. 730 01:01:13,962 --> 01:01:18,925 It's just bad timing. We're at different points in our lives. 731 01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:23,430 Hi. 732 01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:25,390 Hi. 733 01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:29,769 Ready for a ride? 734 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:34,042 No, Senay, not really. 735 01:03:27,762 --> 01:03:29,556 Karla? 736 01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:34,102 Open up! Karla? 737 01:03:35,687 --> 01:03:37,981 Karla, man, the key is... 738 01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:40,400 It's wrong. 739 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:51,077 Karla! The key doesn't work. 740 01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:02,088 Karla? I... 741 01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:06,092 I brought your old baby stuff. 742 01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:12,223 You'll need it now. For your baby! 743 01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:15,060 What baby? 744 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:18,480 I also have a brochure. 745 01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:21,107 I looked through it a bit. 746 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:25,195 I can't sleep on your crappy thing when your baby's here. 747 01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:28,365 Hemnes. Couch. 748 01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:31,701 I've looked though it a bit. 749 01:04:32,410 --> 01:04:35,497 Hey, can you be a bit quieter? 750 01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:38,625 I'm afraid not. 751 01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:41,169 My daughter won't open the door. 752 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:44,756 She's probably still asleep. She works nights. 753 01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:49,594 -How about just leaving her in peace? -Yes, I would! Man! 754 01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:52,514 But she wants a baby. 755 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,016 -On her own. -What do you mean on her own? 756 01:04:55,850 --> 01:05:00,105 -Like I said! -Why does she want a baby on her own? 757 01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:04,150 -She's 40 and doesn't have a boyfriend. -Shit! 758 01:05:05,693 --> 01:05:07,070 And she... 759 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:12,867 She couldn't withstand it. The pressure. You're incomplete without a child. 760 01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:16,830 -Society reflects that. Always. -Ah, right, yes. 761 01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:19,165 -Morning! -Morning. What's going on? 762 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:22,502 12C. The Matschke girl. She wants a baby. 763 01:05:23,378 --> 01:05:25,255 -On her own. -How come? 764 01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:26,673 Well, she's 40. 765 01:05:27,298 --> 01:05:31,386 No boyfriend. Her mother wants to help with the societal pressure. 766 01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:34,639 I know all about that. Barren women are worthless. 767 01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:39,978 The question is whether to have kids at all, given the climate catastrophe. 768 01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:43,857 She's my favorite of the three. 769 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:47,944 I know you're not allowed to say that, but... 770 01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:51,739 If I do it in secret, then I am! 771 01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:53,658 You've had one too many. 772 01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:56,661 Somehow I managed to lose it. 773 01:05:56,828 --> 01:06:00,915 -What's all this commotion? -Her daughter wants a baby on her own. 774 01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:04,502 Oh God! It's exhausting even with a man. 775 01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:07,922 It's so much pressure, but no one tells you. 776 01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:10,383 Yeah. It's hell. 777 01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:13,178 But don't you worry, darling. 778 01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:18,892 -We'll manage. -I think kids need both father and mother. 779 01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,768 What will she tell the child? 780 01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:24,397 Daddy can't come to your party. He just jerked off in a jar. 781 01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:28,109 Yeah, or he jerks off in your pussy. That's no fun either. 782 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:30,653 We don't say "pussy" anymore. 783 01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:36,493 So children don't associate sexuality with aggression and abuse. 784 01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:40,580 Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy 785 01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:44,125 PUSSY PUSSY pussy pussy! 786 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:45,627 -Pussy! -Someone's hungry! 787 01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:48,838 -Pussy pussy pussy. -I have frozen food here. 788 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,256 I have to go. 789 01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:52,258 Bye. 790 01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:54,552 -Bye! -Have a nice day! 791 01:06:59,891 --> 01:07:01,893 Hello, are you there? 792 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:06,481 Karla, I can't find my key. 793 01:07:06,648 --> 01:07:09,484 You can't just leave me out here. 794 01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:14,906 I'm leaving this now. 795 01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:17,534 I'm leaving this here now... 796 01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:23,665 And... Seriously, Karla can... Karla can do it herself. 797 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:48,856 I'm sorry. 798 01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:52,193 What about exactly? 799 01:07:53,236 --> 01:07:54,737 I don't get it. 800 01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:59,284 My mother is... Sometimes she's... 801 01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:01,619 Are you pregnant? 802 01:08:06,874 --> 01:08:07,917 No. 803 01:08:09,210 --> 01:08:10,420 But? 804 01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:20,847 I'm getting artificial insemination. 805 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:23,850 What? 806 01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:28,021 Did I miss something? 807 01:08:30,898 --> 01:08:34,777 You start seeing me and get artificial insemination? 808 01:08:39,741 --> 01:08:41,034 Right. 809 01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:44,662 I get it. 810 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:47,874 We're nothing. 811 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:51,961 -It was just a fuck. Some fun in the end. -No. 812 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:56,215 You have to tell me these things, so I can choose whether to fall in love. 813 01:09:00,011 --> 01:09:01,679 You think this isn't shit for me? 814 01:09:02,347 --> 01:09:04,557 I can't help it that you're fucking 28! 815 01:09:04,724 --> 01:09:06,684 What would you have said in the cinema? 816 01:09:07,852 --> 01:09:10,855 -No idea. Maybe I'll want kids one day. -I want one now. 817 01:09:11,022 --> 01:09:13,816 I've put it off 1,000 times. I can't delay anymore. 818 01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:17,362 -And we can't talk about it? -Okay. What do you want to say? 819 01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:19,822 That I don't want to lose you. 820 01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:23,701 That I haven't thought about it yet. That it's too fast. 821 01:09:23,951 --> 01:09:27,163 That I don't want kids yet. Yes, it's too fast for me. 822 01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:38,007 I don't have any time left to wait for someone. 823 01:09:41,552 --> 01:09:43,388 All right, I got it. 824 01:09:43,554 --> 01:09:46,683 Your farewell fuck has no more to say. Girl power. 825 01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:07,620 Girl power! 826 01:10:08,746 --> 01:10:11,457 Your farewell fuck is really funny. 827 01:10:23,094 --> 01:10:24,804 Okay, Karla. 828 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:27,724 You have to tell me what the deal is. 829 01:10:28,182 --> 01:10:31,561 Your appointment is on Friday. I chose great sperm for you. 830 01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:36,357 And you get distracted by some guy. I don't know what you're asking me to do. 831 01:10:36,524 --> 01:10:38,609 Maybe Ole isn't "some guy". 832 01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:42,822 But you want to have a baby, right? That's the plan, isn't it? 833 01:10:44,115 --> 01:10:46,367 -Yes. -Okay. So who is Ole? 834 01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:50,621 Sorry, we don't know Ole. Ole doesn't have a vote. 835 01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:54,709 A 28-year-old Ole turns up saying, "I'm not ready for that." 836 01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:59,630 And you go, "Yes, but he's so cute. Maybe he's the right one." And I ask, for what? 837 01:10:59,881 --> 01:11:02,383 What is Ole the right guy for? 838 01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:08,347 For playing badminton in the park on Saturdays with a joint. 839 01:11:08,514 --> 01:11:10,349 Ole's the right guy for that. 840 01:11:10,516 --> 01:11:13,811 But you want to have a baby, buddy. What's wrong with you? 841 01:11:14,061 --> 01:11:16,439 What if my plan sucks, Senay? 842 01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:19,192 What if I can't manage it all? 843 01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:22,445 I'm just scared of having a baby on my own. 844 01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:25,281 Maybe you do need a guy, but I have nothing. 845 01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:29,869 I only have my drunk mother with some box or other in the corridor. 846 01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:36,375 Okay, then I'll come with you later and throw the damn box in the trash. 847 01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:38,878 She means well. 848 01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:42,757 Yes, but it starts with a kids' box, and then it's a moving truck. 849 01:11:42,924 --> 01:11:45,510 You can't cancel that. You have to pay for it. 850 01:11:46,427 --> 01:11:49,138 You have to start sorting things out. Here... 851 01:11:50,056 --> 01:11:51,557 Draw an eight. 852 01:11:53,184 --> 01:11:54,227 Here. 853 01:11:55,853 --> 01:11:58,064 -An eight? -Yes. Trust me. 854 01:11:58,314 --> 01:12:01,275 I've done years of therapy. It must have some use. 855 01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:02,819 Okay. 856 01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:12,745 -Now what? -One half is you. 857 01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:15,748 That's your circle. And that's your mom's one. 858 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:20,086 That's the point where you're connected. 859 01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:26,926 -Okay. -Now cut through the middle, right here. 860 01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:31,347 Okay. 861 01:12:56,289 --> 01:12:58,958 -Now what? -Now... 862 01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:02,336 Burn it, throw it away. I don't know. I forgot. 863 01:13:02,503 --> 01:13:05,923 Anyway, each one now lives their own life. 864 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:09,719 I feel sorry for that scrap, it's alone now. 865 01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:11,804 This scrap of paper will manage. 866 01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:19,270 -I don't believe that. -It will. I have great confidence in it. 867 01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:25,318 Everyone is responsible for their own spiritual and mental welfare, 868 01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:26,527 including you. 869 01:13:27,153 --> 01:13:30,990 Start treating yourself with respect and raise your standards. 870 01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:34,076 Here... 871 01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:36,954 We have to go over. 872 01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:40,249 -Over where? -Over to eurythmy therapy with Emin. 873 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:43,336 -Today is family day. -Oh, right. 874 01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:47,131 He's In love with the instructor. I have to check her out. Come! 875 01:14:35,596 --> 01:14:37,932 You think she wanted to fall from the balcony? 876 01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:41,769 With a blood alcohol level of 0.2%, you can't speak of wanting. 877 01:14:41,936 --> 01:14:45,731 -I bet she did and I'm going now. -What? You can't just go! 878 01:14:47,566 --> 01:14:49,860 I can. It's long overdue. 879 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:55,992 But Jule, you can't just leave her lying there. She's our mother! 880 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,970 I never left Mom lying anywhere. 881 01:15:16,971 --> 01:15:19,598 You went out partying. Johanna was weeping. 882 01:15:19,765 --> 01:15:23,644 And I always picked her up, and I took care of her. 883 01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:27,023 From when I was fucking six. 884 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:33,446 Sure, Mom doesn't have it easy. 885 01:15:34,238 --> 01:15:37,950 But it's her choice to stay at rock bottom. I'm done with it. 886 01:16:23,704 --> 01:16:25,122 Karla. 887 01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:27,041 Yes? 888 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,918 I'm thirsty. 889 01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:53,859 What's wrong? 890 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:57,363 Mom... 891 01:16:58,447 --> 01:17:01,784 You fell from the balcony with a blood alcohol level of 0.2%. 892 01:17:04,495 --> 01:17:07,248 ...I'd like to help you. 893 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:10,584 Help! 894 01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:14,088 It's far too late. 895 01:17:15,256 --> 01:17:19,260 I'll find a group you can go to, and I'd go with you. 896 01:17:19,426 --> 01:17:20,886 With your baby? 897 01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:30,896 I'll get coffee. 898 01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,625 Karla. 899 01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:55,671 -What are you doing here? -I work here. 900 01:17:55,921 --> 01:17:57,464 Oh right. 901 01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:02,136 -Is everything okay? -Yes. 902 01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:04,513 No, I... 903 01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:06,724 My mother had... 904 01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:10,019 and accident or something and I... 905 01:18:10,644 --> 01:18:13,647 I just want coffees, but the machine only made one, 906 01:18:13,898 --> 01:18:15,983 and it won't make more, the asshole. 907 01:18:16,150 --> 01:18:18,235 -Should I try? -No, Ole. 908 01:18:18,402 --> 01:18:21,405 You shouldn't try, because I've tried already. 909 01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:24,366 And it won't get any better just because you're here. 910 01:18:24,617 --> 01:18:26,076 Life isn't like that. 911 01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:29,830 -Fine, Karla. I just wanted to help. -Yes. 912 01:18:30,998 --> 01:18:35,669 Everyone comes and knows how things work, because I can't manage on my own. 913 01:18:38,130 --> 01:18:42,468 So I assume we're not talking about the coffee machine. 914 01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:46,639 But I don't know how it works, Karla. Okay? 915 01:18:46,805 --> 01:18:48,891 I just fell in love with you and... 916 01:18:50,434 --> 01:18:52,102 you weren't honest with me. 917 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:55,940 True. I forgot that you're still 15, 918 01:18:56,190 --> 01:19:00,694 and believe that love is a fairy tale, and then everything's fine. 919 01:19:00,861 --> 01:19:04,031 But you know what the bad thing is? It's not true. 920 01:19:04,198 --> 01:19:07,201 In real life, it will always end badly for me. 921 01:19:07,368 --> 01:19:12,039 Because even if we're happy together now, you'll want kids in four years 922 01:19:12,206 --> 01:19:14,917 and I won't be able to and I'll be alone again. 923 01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:19,129 No one ever really fell in love with me, so there's no baby. 924 01:19:19,713 --> 01:19:22,049 And the coffee machine is broken too. 925 01:19:22,216 --> 01:19:26,512 No coffee, no children. And you can't turn it around. Ole. 926 01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:28,764 All right. 927 01:19:30,724 --> 01:19:32,726 There's no happy ending. 928 01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:36,313 Just learned something again. 929 01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:46,198 You have to get one with sugar. 930 01:19:46,824 --> 01:19:48,492 That works. 931 01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:14,143 What? She canceled? She didn't cancel! 932 01:20:14,310 --> 01:20:16,520 Yes, she turned down the insemination. 933 01:20:16,770 --> 01:20:19,356 Impossible. I'm unaware of it, so it's not true. 934 01:20:19,606 --> 01:20:23,235 I had a very real conversation with Ms. Matschke yesterday 935 01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:28,198 about whether she can sell the sperm on, or perhaps get her money back. 936 01:20:55,684 --> 01:20:58,896 -Thank you, darling. -Marion! What happened? 937 01:20:59,063 --> 01:21:01,106 I'm badly hurt, Robert. 938 01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:03,108 Now physically as well. 939 01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:06,320 My emotional destruction was my hus... my ex-husband's... 940 01:21:06,570 --> 01:21:08,364 Marion, please! 941 01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:10,908 Yes, well today is all about Luna. Huh? 942 01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:13,660 Come, Robert. 943 01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:17,915 -Starry is the smartest of all! -Sandy. 944 01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:21,168 - I don't have a gift for Luna. Do you? -Yes. 945 01:21:21,335 --> 01:21:24,922 -Can you write my name on it too? -What do you have against pearl now? 946 01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:26,882 Well, pearl mocha cake is... 947 01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:30,844 Sorry to bug you with the organization of our wedding. 948 01:21:31,011 --> 01:21:32,721 Hello. 949 01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:43,482 Are your arms in casts because you're an alcoholic, Grandma? 950 01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:45,943 I'm glad you're starting school, Luna. 951 01:21:46,110 --> 01:21:48,237 Soon you'll pronounce that right. 952 01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:50,406 -Luna! Are you excited? -No. 953 01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:52,491 Wow! 954 01:22:18,058 --> 01:22:19,560 Luna. 955 01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:24,731 God! 956 01:22:25,899 --> 01:22:29,236 How long will this go on? It's unbearable. 957 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:37,369 I have a bottle of water in my bag. Can you get it please? 958 01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:40,831 Everything's all the same to you. Am I all the same to you? 959 01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:45,002 -No, you're not. The pearl cake is. -But it's important to me. 960 01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:47,629 If it doesn't matter to you, I don't matter to you. 961 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:51,967 I want you to take things into your hands so I know you still want me. 962 01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:54,803 You want me to take the pearl cake into my hands? 963 01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:02,936 Seriously? 964 01:23:04,188 --> 01:23:08,066 -Do you know what pain I'm in? -How did you even get it in? 965 01:23:08,609 --> 01:23:10,486 I have that... 966 01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:15,157 small fat neighbor boy. I bribed him. Two euros. 967 01:23:22,372 --> 01:23:25,459 What is it? What? What's wrong? 968 01:23:26,084 --> 01:23:29,087 -You want to shut up a woman in a cast? -Mother! 969 01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:32,007 Mom, stop it, please. 970 01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:33,550 What? 971 01:23:40,224 --> 01:23:43,602 So, many thanks. We'll take a short break now. 972 01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:46,980 Then we'll welcome our new pupils. 973 01:23:47,231 --> 01:23:49,900 -What? There's more? -Mom, come on. 974 01:23:54,154 --> 01:23:55,656 Shit. 975 01:24:00,577 --> 01:24:01,870 Fuck. 976 01:24:09,628 --> 01:24:10,671 Jule? 977 01:24:11,755 --> 01:24:13,507 -Shit. -Jule? 978 01:24:20,639 --> 01:24:22,307 Jule, is everything okay? 979 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:24,601 There's so much! 980 01:24:26,103 --> 01:24:27,771 Open up. 981 01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:31,358 Jule, open the door. 982 01:24:34,778 --> 01:24:37,030 I didn't make it in time. 983 01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:40,576 -Shit. I'll go get Simon. -No. 984 01:24:40,826 --> 01:24:43,203 -Yes! -No! It's not his. 985 01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:49,501 -Oh God. -You got a sanitary pad? And pain killers? 986 01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:54,298 -It's a miscarriage. Get to a hospital. -I can't. What will I tell Simon? 987 01:24:55,007 --> 01:24:57,593 Okay. Okay. 988 01:24:58,969 --> 01:25:00,596 Okay, then... 989 01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:04,474 Shit. Shit! 990 01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:16,111 -Baby... -Leave me be. I don't want to cry again. 991 01:25:16,278 --> 01:25:18,614 Stop calling me Baby. No one takes me seriously. 992 01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:21,158 Then stop behaving like one. 993 01:25:25,912 --> 01:25:27,205 Yes? 994 01:25:34,046 --> 01:25:35,339 Yes. 995 01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:42,846 Okay. 996 01:25:52,105 --> 01:25:54,274 Simon! I'm sorry. 997 01:25:54,524 --> 01:25:59,196 Karla... Karla vomited my red surprise punch on Jule's dress. 998 01:25:59,446 --> 01:26:01,782 All over it. Really everywhere. 999 01:26:02,032 --> 01:26:03,367 We have to change it. 1000 01:26:03,617 --> 01:26:06,787 But we have it under control. You all go in. We'll join you. 1001 01:26:06,953 --> 01:26:09,039 Dad, you look after Mom. 1002 01:26:09,206 --> 01:26:10,916 -Here. I'll do it. -What punch? 1003 01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:12,376 Starry better not touch me. 1004 01:26:12,626 --> 01:26:14,461 -I'll take the cushion. -Hands off! 1005 01:26:14,628 --> 01:26:16,672 -Give me the car keys. -You didn't want to cry. 1006 01:26:16,838 --> 01:26:19,007 Give me the fucking car keys. 1007 01:26:25,097 --> 01:26:26,515 I need more. 1008 01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:33,563 Please us another toilet, we have an emergency. 1009 01:26:34,898 --> 01:26:36,566 Thanks. 1010 01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:38,819 Put that in your underwear. 1011 01:26:41,071 --> 01:26:42,656 Good. Okay. 1012 01:27:05,971 --> 01:27:07,681 There you go. 1013 01:27:08,390 --> 01:27:09,683 Okay? 1014 01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:23,739 Who are you having the affair with? 1015 01:27:25,949 --> 01:27:27,492 A colleague from court. 1016 01:27:28,201 --> 01:27:30,203 We're no longer even... 1017 01:27:33,832 --> 01:27:35,709 Are you pregnant now? 1018 01:27:37,627 --> 01:27:39,004 Why not? 1019 01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:46,094 Well, I can hardly even look after myself. 1020 01:27:48,889 --> 01:27:52,142 No one ever comes to tell you how it works. 1021 01:28:12,662 --> 01:28:14,664 I've got this feeling... 1022 01:28:16,124 --> 01:28:18,418 I bet Mom is still at the school. 1023 01:28:23,006 --> 01:28:24,633 Hello! 1024 01:28:30,889 --> 01:28:32,724 Hello! 1025 01:28:46,738 --> 01:28:48,949 The bus stopped six times. 1026 01:28:51,701 --> 01:28:53,870 I'm like a forlorn, helpless old woman. 1027 01:28:54,037 --> 01:28:57,374 -Why didn't you get a ride home? -With whom? 1028 01:28:57,916 --> 01:29:00,293 Simon had the kids. Kate I don't like. 1029 01:29:00,460 --> 01:29:03,129 And no way am I getting in Robert and Sandy's car. 1030 01:30:01,354 --> 01:30:04,316 Yes, hello. Karla Matschke here. 1031 01:30:20,582 --> 01:30:22,959 When will you be here tomorrow? 1032 01:30:23,126 --> 01:30:24,669 I'm not coming tomorrow. 1033 01:30:27,130 --> 01:30:28,256 What? 1034 01:30:35,347 --> 01:30:37,974 I organized a caregiver till the casts come off. 1035 01:30:38,224 --> 01:30:40,810 Melanie. She'll be here at eight in the morning. 1036 01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:44,147 What, a stranger? You can do it. 1037 01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:47,067 No, Mom. 1038 01:30:51,029 --> 01:30:54,366 But you can't... just make that decision! 1039 01:31:07,087 --> 01:31:10,256 I never left you with a stranger when you were sick. 1040 01:31:15,011 --> 01:31:16,304 Yes... 1041 01:31:18,515 --> 01:31:20,433 but I was your child. 1042 01:31:48,586 --> 01:31:50,296 Get well soon, Mom. 1043 01:32:04,894 --> 01:32:06,730 I love you, darling. 1044 01:32:11,735 --> 01:32:13,403 I love you too, Mom. 1045 01:33:27,102 --> 01:33:30,563 Are you even listening? Switch the damn phone off! 1046 01:33:30,730 --> 01:33:32,524 Sorry, I was just checking something. 1047 01:33:59,384 --> 01:34:01,803 -Hello. -Hi. Come on in. 1048 01:34:33,084 --> 01:34:34,794 I'll see where your pizza is. 1049 01:35:26,095 --> 01:35:28,973 Karla, it's your mother. 1050 01:35:29,224 --> 01:35:33,228 I got an invitation, from my youngest, to her wedding with... 1051 01:35:33,895 --> 01:35:36,356 with uh... with Kate. 1052 01:35:36,522 --> 01:35:40,860 Karla, it's Dad... Robert speaking. I just wanted to... 1053 01:35:41,027 --> 01:35:45,198 I don't mean to... It's just about the wedding. 1054 01:35:45,448 --> 01:35:48,576 With Marion and me it's just so... And with Sandy! 1055 01:35:48,743 --> 01:35:52,747 Obviously I can't go to the wedding, if Robert and Sandy are there. 1056 01:35:52,997 --> 01:35:55,375 Maybe you can sort that out for me, okay? 1057 01:35:55,541 --> 01:35:58,169 Is your mother definitely not going? 1058 01:35:58,336 --> 01:36:01,756 Could you... Or will you let me know? 1059 01:36:01,923 --> 01:36:05,510 That would be good. I mean important. 1060 01:36:07,762 --> 01:36:12,100 God, this wind! No thunder, please! Why do I have such bad luck? 1061 01:36:12,350 --> 01:36:14,352 I'd like a little more good mood, come on. 1062 01:36:14,519 --> 01:36:16,896 Oh boy. The end of the world. 1063 01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:22,026 -Oh God! -It'll pass, it'll pass. 1064 01:36:23,361 --> 01:36:24,988 I can't stand this. 1065 01:36:25,238 --> 01:36:27,282 Okay, can I have a look? 1066 01:36:28,533 --> 01:36:30,868 -I'm hungry. I need to eat. -Here. 1067 01:36:31,744 --> 01:36:33,871 It needs to be fun. You look worn. 1068 01:36:34,122 --> 01:36:36,165 I told you purple looks like vomit on me. 1069 01:36:36,416 --> 01:36:39,377 It's "Pompadour Sheen". It looks great, now smile! 1070 01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:42,672 Stop! Stop. Stop. 1071 01:36:42,839 --> 01:36:44,507 -What's up now? -Stop! 1072 01:36:44,757 --> 01:36:46,134 Something serious. 1073 01:36:46,384 --> 01:36:50,054 Not yet with the cake. It comes in later. It's all on the list. 1074 01:36:50,305 --> 01:36:53,349 What color is that? It must be pearl. Is it pearl? 1075 01:36:53,516 --> 01:36:56,644 Pete! Not yet! What will the photos be like? 1076 01:36:59,022 --> 01:37:02,275 God! That brings bad luck. Okay, I'm going to cry. 1077 01:37:02,442 --> 01:37:04,360 Excuse me? Excuse me? 1078 01:37:04,610 --> 01:37:07,113 I have a little bit of suboptimal news. 1079 01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:09,407 The horse and carriage are stuck in traffic 1080 01:37:09,574 --> 01:37:11,951 due to fallen trees on the road, so... 1081 01:37:12,201 --> 01:37:15,288 But we have it under control. We're getting a replacement. 1082 01:37:15,538 --> 01:37:17,874 -So, no need to worry. -This way... 1083 01:37:28,468 --> 01:37:30,928 Why isn't the stupid pianist coming till 3 pm? 1084 01:37:31,179 --> 01:37:34,724 She has the list! There's happy dancing at 3 pm. 1085 01:37:39,354 --> 01:37:42,607 What about Karla? She can play the piano. Karla will play. 1086 01:37:44,150 --> 01:37:46,652 Yes. Good idea! 1087 01:37:46,903 --> 01:37:51,532 - Don't know what she was going to play. -Enrique Iglesias. Hero. Can you play it? 1088 01:37:53,034 --> 01:37:54,160 Sure. 1089 01:37:55,536 --> 01:37:56,829 Okay! 1090 01:37:57,830 --> 01:37:59,540 Let me be your hero... 1091 01:38:06,089 --> 01:38:09,509 -Are we the only ones? -They've all gone across already. 1092 01:38:10,676 --> 01:38:11,969 Okay. 1093 01:38:21,979 --> 01:38:23,815 Where do I go? 1094 01:38:32,115 --> 01:38:33,449 Beat it! 1095 01:38:34,450 --> 01:38:36,327 -Beat it, you. -Oh no... 1096 01:38:37,829 --> 01:38:41,624 There's nobody here. And this stupid peacock is chasing me. 1097 01:39:43,436 --> 01:39:45,938 Why is she wearing a space suit? 1098 01:39:46,105 --> 01:39:47,732 Because she wants to. 1099 01:39:54,113 --> 01:39:55,865 Off you go. 1100 01:40:25,311 --> 01:40:28,105 It's fine! It's fine! Hey! Look in my eyes. 1101 01:40:28,356 --> 01:40:30,816 Focus on me. Okay? Let's do this. 1102 01:40:31,067 --> 01:40:32,818 We are gathered here today... 1103 01:40:39,617 --> 01:40:41,744 -Not now! -Baby... 1104 01:40:41,994 --> 01:40:43,663 Not yet! Not now! 1105 01:40:44,330 --> 01:40:47,792 Baby, look at me. I'm here. I'm here. 1106 01:40:49,669 --> 01:40:53,005 ...to celebrate the love of two people. 1107 01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:03,516 Hey! Stay with me. Stay with me. 1108 01:41:04,267 --> 01:41:05,560 Okay? 1109 01:41:07,895 --> 01:41:10,064 Come on! 1110 01:41:10,314 --> 01:41:11,816 Go, go, go! 1111 01:41:11,983 --> 01:41:15,319 Do you, Johanna Matschke, 1112 01:41:15,486 --> 01:41:17,405 take Kate Meganoe as your wife? 1113 01:41:17,572 --> 01:41:19,282 I do. 1114 01:41:19,448 --> 01:41:21,200 Keep going, keep going. 1115 01:41:21,367 --> 01:41:24,328 Do you, Kate Meganoe, take Johanna Matschke as your wife? 1116 01:41:24,579 --> 01:41:26,372 I do! 1117 01:41:26,539 --> 01:41:28,958 You may now Kiss the bride! 1118 01:41:49,145 --> 01:41:51,355 Okay, let's go, everybody inside! 1119 01:43:48,556 --> 01:43:50,850 The cake! The cake! 1120 01:44:49,867 --> 01:44:51,994 -It stinks here. -You stink. 1121 01:44:58,292 --> 01:45:00,419 Hey, what I said in the bathroom... 1122 01:45:02,630 --> 01:45:05,674 That you can't have a baby on your own. 1123 01:45:07,134 --> 01:45:08,761 I don't think that. 1124 01:45:10,429 --> 01:45:14,266 I think you just need a big, good group 1125 01:45:14,725 --> 01:45:16,727 with sensible adults. 1126 01:45:16,894 --> 01:45:18,604 In whatever form. 1127 01:45:20,356 --> 01:45:22,650 I'd like to be in yours. 1128 01:45:23,984 --> 01:45:25,945 If you still want me. 1129 01:45:27,738 --> 01:45:31,534 I'd like to offer my support. Not only, but financially as well, 1130 01:45:31,700 --> 01:45:33,828 for the insemination thing. 1131 01:45:35,704 --> 01:45:38,499 If you still want to have your baby. 1132 01:45:49,593 --> 01:45:50,678 Thank you. 1133 01:45:52,513 --> 01:45:53,681 Don't mention it. 1134 01:46:08,779 --> 01:46:10,531 Look how happy she is. 1135 01:46:11,407 --> 01:46:14,368 Although the horse was extremely un-pearl. 1136 01:46:23,252 --> 01:46:26,088 In fact, Johanna is the bravest of us all. 1137 01:46:43,898 --> 01:46:45,733 I have to sort something out. 1138 01:46:47,610 --> 01:46:50,237 And you can't do it tomorrow? 1139 01:47:17,848 --> 01:47:19,934 No! No! 1140 01:47:22,895 --> 01:47:24,438 Oh God! 1141 01:47:25,105 --> 01:47:27,858 Who would do a thing like that? Shit! 1142 01:47:40,537 --> 01:47:41,830 Okay. 1143 01:47:43,958 --> 01:47:45,250 Okay. 1144 01:47:51,173 --> 01:47:52,216 And go. 1145 01:47:53,258 --> 01:47:54,510 Come on! 1146 01:48:00,808 --> 01:48:02,184 Come on. 1147 01:48:17,783 --> 01:48:22,204 Hey, Ole, there's a middle-aged woman sitting in a carriage, 1148 01:48:22,454 --> 01:48:24,456 saying she belongs to you. 1149 01:48:25,082 --> 01:48:27,167 I wasn't sure... 1150 01:48:32,006 --> 01:48:36,468 Hi. Can you come down? I stink of puke. 1151 01:48:37,428 --> 01:48:38,721 Okay. 1152 01:48:48,397 --> 01:48:50,399 -Hi. -Hi. 1153 01:48:56,572 --> 01:48:58,032 You're right. 1154 01:48:58,198 --> 01:49:00,868 ...wasn't honest with you. 1155 01:49:01,493 --> 01:49:03,037 I never introduced myself. 1156 01:49:04,872 --> 01:49:07,750 I'd like to make good on that, if it's okay. 1157 01:49:09,752 --> 01:49:10,961 Okay. 1158 01:49:11,795 --> 01:49:13,130 Okay. 1159 01:49:14,548 --> 01:49:16,884 So, I'm Karla. 1160 01:49:17,676 --> 01:49:18,886 Hi. 1161 01:49:19,803 --> 01:49:22,431 And I said there are no happy endings, 1162 01:49:23,098 --> 01:49:25,225 because I've waited for one forever. 1163 01:49:25,476 --> 01:49:28,353 Two people in a carriage who live happily ever after. 1164 01:49:28,520 --> 01:49:30,397 And it never happened. 1165 01:49:30,564 --> 01:49:33,275 And it doesn't make any sense, because... 1166 01:49:33,442 --> 01:49:35,611 you don't always have the same goals, 1167 01:49:35,778 --> 01:49:39,198 and if you're both in the same carriage, one is just a passenger. 1168 01:49:39,740 --> 01:49:41,492 I was only ever a passenger. 1169 01:49:41,658 --> 01:49:45,704 I thought I didn't know what I wanted, but... 1170 01:49:46,497 --> 01:49:51,502 it's not true, I just never trusted my instinct. I want to start doing that. 1171 01:49:52,252 --> 01:49:53,921 And my instinct says... 1172 01:49:54,922 --> 01:49:56,757 I want to be with you. 1173 01:49:56,924 --> 01:49:59,885 But it also says I want a baby, even if you don't. 1174 01:50:00,135 --> 01:50:04,264 And I have no idea if this can work, but who knows? 1175 01:50:06,141 --> 01:50:08,811 Maybe we don't have to squeeze into one carriage. 1176 01:50:08,977 --> 01:50:12,314 Maybe we can drive side by side and... 1177 01:50:12,481 --> 01:50:18,112 Maybe our path won't be paved, but is all sand and potholes, but... 1178 01:50:18,278 --> 01:50:20,030 it'll be our path. 1179 01:50:31,625 --> 01:50:34,419 But I can also just give you a ride home. 1180 01:50:36,338 --> 01:50:40,008 And these two carriages, how close together are they? 1181 01:50:43,887 --> 01:50:45,681 I don't really know yet. 1182 01:50:45,848 --> 01:50:48,767 We don't know each other that well yet, 1183 01:50:49,935 --> 01:50:51,979 but close would be good. 1184 01:50:53,105 --> 01:50:56,316 -Can I come over into yours? -Of course. 1185 01:50:58,652 --> 01:51:01,989 And there aren't ten other carriages around? 1186 01:51:02,239 --> 01:51:05,534 No, I was thinking more of our two carriages. 1187 01:51:06,827 --> 01:51:08,829 Can I kiss you now? 1188 01:51:09,288 --> 01:51:11,081 Yes, that's okay for me. 1189 01:51:19,590 --> 01:51:22,259 Oh, and another thing, regarding honesty... 1190 01:51:22,509 --> 01:51:28,515 Enrique Iglesias made it into my top five romantic love songs with "Hero" today. 1191 01:51:28,932 --> 01:51:32,186 We may have to listen to it at times, for romance. 1192 01:51:32,352 --> 01:51:34,104 Oh shit, Karla. 1193 01:51:34,897 --> 01:51:37,107 -I'm sorry. -Okay. 83902

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