Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,000
(BIRDSONG)
2
00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,920
Dad, what time is it?
3
00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,280
Am I late? What's going on?
No, no, it's 6:30.
4
00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,200
I just wanted to sit
and have a bit of a read.
5
00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,080
Can't you read in your giant house?
6
00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:17,680
Once we're up, we're on a schedule.
7
00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,400
I'm supposed to be in the shower
right now.
8
00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,880
Tony? (KNOCKS)
9
00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:21,880
Tony?
Bugger.
10
00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,000
There you are.
Mm.
11
00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,040
You left the shower running.
You're not dressed? Are you alright?
12
00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,600
Yes, fine. Helen just wanted
a bit of company over breakfast.
13
00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,080
Really, Helen?
Yep.
14
00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,880
Well, we're right out of whack now.
Where can we make up some time?
15
00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,000
I suppose we could always do
the crossword this evening.
16
00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,520
Could we do the cryptic in bed
or is that madness?
17
00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:38,960
Oh, 6:33.
18
00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,000
Come on, I'll put the toast on.
You give yourself a wash.
19
00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,480
No time for a shower now, so, just
a quick A, P and C for you, please.
20
00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,720
A, P and C?
21
00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,000
Armpits and crutch.
22
00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,000
Oh, Dad, come on.
Please, use my shower.
23
00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,480
He means well,
just needs to be busy.
24
00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:54,960
He wasn't ready for retirement.
25
00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,280
Come on, Tony.
26
00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,520
You'll be down to a crotch wash only
if you don't hurry up.
27
00:00:58,520 --> 00:00:59,520
Oh, Jesus.
28
00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,520
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
29
00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,880
George, why am I meeting
30
00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,200
with The American Cat Welfare League
at 10:00AM?
31
00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,200
I don't know, 'cause you like cats?
No, I don't like cats.
32
00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,520
Have you ever had a cat?
No. I just said I don't like them.
33
00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,520
How do you know you don't like cats
if you've never had one?
34
00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,880
That's a good point, Roz.
Hey, webmaster, I'm supposed to have
35
00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,520
a Zoom meeting with The American Cat
Welfare League in five minutes,
36
00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,000
but you never sent me the invitation.
37
00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,520
Yes, I did.
Ohh...
38
00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,480
You've sent it to me.
What?
39
00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,080
You've made a mistake.
No, I haven't.
40
00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,800
Oh, yeah, you have.
You've sent it to Roz.
41
00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,080
Can you send it to me. And also
I need this lot photocopied?
42
00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,120
Gruber & Associates.
How may I help you?
43
00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,720
No, no, no, that's Conch.
44
00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,960
What?
That's the Conch Mediation Line.
45
00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,680
"Good morning! Conch Mediation.
You talk, we listen."
46
00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,440
Don't worry,
just put it through to my office.
47
00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,920
Conch Mediation.
48
00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,840
We talk, you... No, hang on.
49
00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,000
You... Whatever. Here's Roz.
50
00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000
What's going on with you
this morning? Are you high?
51
00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,600
No. I'm overworked.
52
00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,520
Sorry. I'm just kidding.
It's not funny.
53
00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,840
I'm doing three jobs at the moment.
How many are YOU doing?
54
00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,720
Just one.
Yeah, so, shut up.
55
00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,240
Sorry, that was unnecessarily
aggressive.
56
00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,760
That's OK. Are you alright?
I'm really stressed.
57
00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,960
Roz still hasn't hired
a new personal assistant.
58
00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,960
Oh, no.
59
00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,120
Grandma's away on a cruise.
I really miss her.
60
00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,480
That's so sad, but I do
have the meeting in one minute.
61
00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,960
Could you send it through?
(PHONES RING)
62
00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,360
But I do want to hear about Grandma,
so put a pin in that.
63
00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,360
(PHONES RING)
64
00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,480
Hi. I was wondering
if I could speak to Roz Gruber.
65
00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,560
WOMAN: Hello?
66
00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,800
Hello?
67
00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,840
Hello! Chad Sittler.
(AMERICAN ACCENT) Correct.
68
00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,480
I represent
The Cat Welfare League of America.
69
00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,160
My name's Helen. Helen Tudor-Fisk.
70
00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,840
I'm from Gruber & Associates,
a small law firm in Melbourne.
71
00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,480
Sorry. I missed a lot of that.
72
00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:40,960
Oh, beg your pardon.
Is it dropping out?
73
00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,440
It's your accent.
74
00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,120
I can barely understand
a word you're saying.
75
00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,600
That is a very strong accent.
76
00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,120
Is it?
"Is it?"
77
00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,240
(DISTORTED ACCENT) Yes, it is,
Helen! (CHUCKLES)
78
00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,360
Did you say you were in 'Melbun'?
79
00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,160
Well, I said Melbourne,
but whatever.
80
00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,960
Shall we make a start?
(AMERICAN ACCENT) Sure.
81
00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,600
Let's make a 'stut'.
82
00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,760
Oh, not even we talk. Jesus.
83
00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,800
Theo, this is all very impressive.
84
00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,040
Lots of waiting tables -
that's always good. Any questions?
85
00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,360
So, hours - I'm hoping flexible.
86
00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,880
Oh, of course we can be flexible
for the right person.
87
00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,200
That's great. I've got
two little ones, six and eight.
88
00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,520
Ah, both school-age.
89
00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,680
Does that mean you'd be looking
to finish at 3:00PM?
90
00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,600
Well, no, not both school-aged.
91
00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,680
We're actually
holding Rufus back a year.
92
00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,760
Gonna start when he's seven.
It's better for the child.
93
00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,800
Is it really?
Gives them more confidence
94
00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,120
and encourages them
to take learning risks.
95
00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,520
Does it?
96
00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:32,080
Why don't we talk about what's
required here at Conch Mediation?
97
00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,880
So, office basics, obviously,
but number-one priority...
98
00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,120
(PHONE RINGS)
..is managing my schedule...
99
00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,320
(PHONE RINGS)
I am so sorry.
100
00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,320
I have to take this.
I am lead parent this week.
101
00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,320
Hey, little man, what's up?
Gotta be quick, yeah?
102
00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,920
Dad's in a very important meeting
with a very important lady.
103
00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,920
(MOUTHS)
104
00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,920
He hid your asthma puffer?
105
00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,840
Tsk. OK, can you put him on?
106
00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,720
Samuel...
107
00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,640
..where is Rufus's asthma puffer?
108
00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,160
No, it doesn't go in the toilet,
Samuel. That's not funny.
109
00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,640
(QUIETLY) I'm so sorry.
110
00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:04,840
(MOUTHS)
111
00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,920
I have a client
who passed away recently.
112
00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:11,120
She left a large bequest
to The Australian Cat Welfare League.
113
00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,280
How large?
114
00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,200
$10 million.
I'm sorry, how much?
115
00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,400
$10 million.
116
00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,440
Say that again.
117
00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,640
$10 million. $10 million.
118
00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,840
Yeah, I hear you. It's just funny
the way that you say 'tin millien'.
119
00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:24,000
Yeah, OK, do you realise
you're doing a New Zealand accent
120
00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,560
when you say 'tin millien'?
121
00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,280
Listen, this is
an Australian accent - 'ten million'.
122
00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:31,680
Thus is a New Zealand accent -
'tin millien'. Hear the difference?
123
00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,160
No. Say it again for me.
124
00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:36,000
Alright, thank you.
We'll be in touch.
125
00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,280
Great, great.
126
00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:40,360
Oh, but no phone calls
before 10:00AM, please.
127
00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,760
That's usually when I'm trying
to wrangle the little monsters.
128
00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,400
And obviously evenings are a no-go.
129
00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,280
That is the witching hour,
as they say.
130
00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,760
Do they? Indeed.
131
00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,000
Thank you. Bye-bye.
132
00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,360
Right.
133
00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,760
(CHUCKLES)
134
00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,160
Listen, I'm trying to find
The Australian Cat Welfare League.
135
00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,600
Yeah, well good luck with that.
They don't exist.
136
00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,960
We made them change their name
back in the '70s.
137
00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,600
Change their name?
What did they change it to?
138
00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,160
I don't know and I don't care.
139
00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,560
They were never affiliated
with the American charity.
140
00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:16,560
What a shame.
141
00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,680
'Cause if you were affiliated
in any way
142
00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,400
you might have had cause
to come after my 'tin million'.
143
00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,720
Ah, well, let's just hang on...
a minute here, Helen,
144
00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,400
because, obviously, when I'm saying
they were never affiliated,
145
00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,600
what I mean to say...
I'm gonna hang up on you now, Chad.
146
00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:29,720
Hang on...
147
00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,160
'Chad'.
148
00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,040
Who looks at a baby
and calls it Chad?
149
00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,880
It's not even a name.
150
00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,320
Sounds like a cheese.
151
00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,480
I'm hungry. Is it lunchtime?
152
00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,560
Ooh. Nice brown suit.
153
00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,040
Hello. I'm Helen Tudor-Fisk...
154
00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,800
I don't shake hands.
OK.
155
00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,760
Edith Babcock from
The Australian Cat Welfare Alliance.
156
00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:57,480
Now, I see from the newspaper - yes,
I still get the actual newspaper -
157
00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,480
that we've been left a bequest
of $10 million.
158
00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,680
Yes. Great. I was hoping
this would flush someone out.
159
00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,040
See, I was told there was no
Cat Welfare League in Australia...
160
00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,920
No, you're not listening, dear.
I'm from The Cat Welfare Alliance.
161
00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,440
Yep, what'd I say?
We used to be called
162
00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,880
The Cat Welfare League, but we had
to change our name back in the '70s.
163
00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,320
OK.
Where's my tea?
164
00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,320
There it is, right there.
165
00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,680
Thank you, George.
166
00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:22,720
No.
167
00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,880
Uh... No good?
You want me to make you another one?
168
00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,760
No. I'll do it myself.
Where's the kitchen?
169
00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,160
Um... It's through there and...
170
00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,920
Sorry, League or...
171
00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,400
What did she say she was?
172
00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,960
Ooh!
173
00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,840
Right, tea - where is it?
174
00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,560
I beg your pardon?
175
00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,840
Oh, dear,
what's wrong with your head?
176
00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,240
What's this at the front?
177
00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:42,880
You look like one of those birds.
178
00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,920
What am I thinking of?
Like an emu with a lump on its head.
179
00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,160
Cassowary?
That's it! Cassowary.
180
00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,480
I'm sorry, can I help you?
181
00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,600
Oh! Tea BAGS!
182
00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,640
No wonder.
183
00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:56,400
Do you have any tea leaves?
Loose-leaf tea?
184
00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,720
I'm afraid not.
Extraordinary.
185
00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,920
Well, this'll have to do.
186
00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:02,280
I'd like it strong please,
with just a spot of milk.
187
00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,480
Now, Madam Cassowary,
where's the lavatory?
188
00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,600
It's through there.
I'll just get you the key.
189
00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,400
Key? Who locks a toilet?
That's absurd.
190
00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,280
That's what I've always said.
191
00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,880
That's it. Just one page.
Irene Sawchuck.
192
00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,120
I remember this.
But she died ages ago.
193
00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,640
Yeah, I know. I kind of put it
in the too-hard basket
194
00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,120
when I couldn't track down
the charity.
195
00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,320
Jeez, Helen, what about all those
poor cats that depend on welfare?
196
00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,320
Yeah, righto. You make it sound
like they're all lining up
197
00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,480
outside Cat Centrelink
with their little paws out.
198
00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,200
It's not a joke.
Yeah, I know.
199
00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,080
That's why I'm sorting it out.
This will is pretty vague.
200
00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,720
I reckon you might need to make
a cy pres application.
201
00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,720
What's that?
202
00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,320
Means a court has to decide
where she wanted the money to go.
203
00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,160
Really? Does that mean
I have to go to court?
204
00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,120
Worse. You'll probably
have to get a barrister.
205
00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:50,560
(GROANS) No. Boo!
I don't want to get a barrister.
206
00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,080
Mm.
207
00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,640
Better,
but I can still taste that bag.
208
00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,240
OK.
209
00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:05,760
OK.
Mm-hm.
210
00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:08,080
There is a slight issue
with the wording in the will.
211
00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,080
Yep.
212
00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,480
Irene left her money
to The Cat Welfare LEAGUE...
213
00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,120
Show it to me.
214
00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,600
No, there's no problem.
215
00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:21,200
This is dated 1972, and in 1972
we WERE The Cat Welfare League.
216
00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,360
I've already told you that.
Yeah, I get it,
217
00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,840
but, unfortunately, there's a tedious
legal process we have to go through
218
00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,320
in order to prove that.
219
00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,000
More tedious than this?
220
00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,600
I'm afraid so.
221
00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,240
Well, I suggest you get on with it.
222
00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,400
Now, toilet key - give it to me.
That tea's gone right through me.
223
00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,440
I don't have one.
What? Why not?
224
00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,840
Well, there's only one key,
and Roz is the key master.
225
00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,760
Who's Roz?
The lady with the...
226
00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,440
Oh.
227
00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,040
Bird woman, where are you?!
228
00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,760
Why on earth don't YOU have a key
to the lavatory?
229
00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,360
Are you an idiot?
Just get another one cut.
230
00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,560
Oh, my God.
231
00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,640
I AM an idiot.
232
00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,600
What's this?
Your lunch.
233
00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,480
No, I asked for dumplings.
Yeah.
234
00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,200
Oh, no, mate,
you can't Uber Eats dumplings.
235
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,280
Yeah, you can, look.
236
00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,640
Dumplings, fries, onion rings,
anything in batter.
237
00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,320
These are all foods that need to go
from shop to plate, mate.
238
00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,840
Shop to plate.
239
00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,640
They did go from shop to plate.
No.
240
00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:15,480
These went from shop
to bike to plate, yeah?
241
00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,080
These have been
driven around for hours in a box
242
00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:21,200
next to curries, pizza,
burgers, tacos,
243
00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,120
and what do you get when
you put all those things together?
244
00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,800
Delicious party in your mouth?
245
00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,320
Cross-contamination.
246
00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,320
Dumplings that smells like tacos.
247
00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,400
Burgers that taste like curry.
248
00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,040
The dumpling shop's just there. Why
didn't you walk across and get 'em?
249
00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,880
Why didn't YOU just walk across
and get 'em?
250
00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,760
Ooh. What's with the attitude, mate?
251
00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,080
Sorry. I'm just really busy.
252
00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,800
I'm still doing a lot
of Helen's admin.
253
00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,080
And Roz is using me
as her personal assistant.
254
00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:46,480
I'm the probate clerk
AND I'm the webmaster. It's a lot.
255
00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,880
Did you Uber Eats my dumplings
to get my attention?
256
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,920
Yeah. Maybe.
257
00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,600
Well played, buddy. It worked.
I'll talk to Roz.
258
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,480
Whoa, whoa, whoa, leave 'em.
259
00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,320
I'll have those.
260
00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,320
Thanks.
261
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,880
I'll eat 'em.
262
00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,880
Hot happy, but I'll eat 'em.
263
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,120
Oh, hey, Ray...
Nope.
264
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,480
(SIGHS)
265
00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,840
Ray!
266
00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:11,840
Ray?
267
00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:12,840
What?
Ray.
268
00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,960
I'm on my way out.
The dumpling shop closes at 3:00.
269
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,520
OK, well, I just have a quick
question about a cy pres application.
270
00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,640
Oh. Christ. Cy pres. Really?
271
00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,000
Yeah.
OK, sit down. I'll get Roz.
272
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,320
Roz?!
273
00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,280
Rozalind!
Yes, what?!
274
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,320
We need you in recepo!
275
00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,840
God, why does everything
take so long?
276
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,400
Fisk needs a barrister. She has to
make a cy pres application.
277
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,200
Ah! what about Graham O'Keefe?
278
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,400
No, too handsy.
Mm, good point.
279
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,440
Uh... What about that odd chap...
They're all odd, Rozzie.
280
00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,240
The slow talker.
Does that strange eyeball thing.
281
00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,360
Lovelock.
282
00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,360
He's a bore,
but he does live locally,
283
00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,040
so, he might be prepared to pop in.
284
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,720
Save you a trip to chambers.
Ronald - that's his name.
285
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,200
Ah, yeah, Ronald.
Do you know him?
286
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,120
No. I was just trying
to be in the meeting.
287
00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,320
Meeting's over. Go on,
give old stare-bear Lovelock a call.
288
00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,000
Yep. Thanks, Ray.
289
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,360
Hang on, Rozzie. How're you going
with your interviews?
290
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,360
I think George
is feeling a little overworked.
291
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,240
He Uber Eats my dumplings today.
292
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,080
Ooh, you can't Uber Eats dumplings.
293
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,240
I know.
294
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,400
Oh, it's 3:05. They're closed.
295
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,200
You're not hungry. You're thirsty.
Have a glass of water.
296
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,040
I am hungry,
and I'm going to ring them
297
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,160
and see if they've got any
in the bain-marie.
298
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,680
(BEEPING)
299
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,320
(BEEPING)
300
00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:34,280
Hey, did you know there's a man
in the photocopy cupboard?
301
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,040
Yeah, that's Brody.
Brody who?
302
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,440
Brody from Fiverr.
From Fiverr What is he, Danish?
303
00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,760
No, he's from Fiverr. It's an app.
304
00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,800
You can get people to do anything
for a fiver.
305
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,360
Roz'll shit if she finds out
you've outsourced photocopying.
306
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,080
You know how she is
about confidential documents.
307
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,080
So? I'll just throw him
another fiver to forget what he saw.
308
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,200
Righto, Tony Soprano. Are you gonna
whack anyone who crosses you as well?
309
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,280
Maybe.
310
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,960
I'm on a hair trigger, Helen.
311
00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,800
OK.
312
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,400
Madeline,
I know what I love about mediation,
313
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,080
but tell me
what attracted YOU to the position?
314
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,240
Mediation?
315
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:11,680
Yes, what is it about the mediation
business that interests you?
316
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:16,040
Sorry, I... I thought
this was a meditation business.
317
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,840
Thank you!
318
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,600
Oh, for fuck's sake.
319
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,960
The law specifically states
that the money
320
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,080
was to take care of Australian cats.
321
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,960
Ooh, hang on.
322
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,400
Got a burp coming.
323
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,200
(GULPS)
324
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,520
(PUFFS)
325
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,640
Ooh, up she comes. Sorry, George,
that's the pad thai talking.
326
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,120
Fisk, one more thing -
327
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:47,120
the barrister will insist on being
called Mr Lovelock. Bit of a cock.
328
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,280
OK, money's to...
329
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,600
Money was for...
Money's for the Australian cats.
330
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,440
To take care of Australian cats.
Got it, yep.
331
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,760
Now that is starting
to look like a schedule.
332
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,520
I think it's some of my best work.
333
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,920
Hi, Dad.
Helen. Stay for dinner?
334
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,040
Uh... Yeah.
335
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,520
Good.
OK. Sure. Thanks.
336
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,080
What's going on here?
Are we planning a heist?
337
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,960
Just getting organised.
OK.
338
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,000
Is everything alright?
Yes.
339
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,080
I told you -
he just needs to keep busy.
340
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,880
What's that, Tone?
Uh... Nothing, Tip.
341
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,600
Who's for a drink?
Oh, I'm good, thanks, Dad.
342
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,280
I'd love a glass of water.
Thank you.
343
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,680
OK, right, now,
344
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,640
on Friday we've got
a pickleball lesson at 12:00.
345
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,520
Now, Di won't want us to miss that.
We've missed too many.
346
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,280
Sorry, Viktor,
what am I looking at here?
347
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,640
Oh, we started life-drawing classes
today. That's a female nude.
348
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,640
Ooh.
349
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,400
Was the female in an accident?
350
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,440
Oh, wow.
351
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,680
Gee, maybe Dad
should be taking it a bit easy.
352
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,160
He's still recovering
from a heart attack.
353
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,400
You don't want to schedule him
into an early grave.
354
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,120
Oh. (SNAPS FINGERS) That reminds me.
355
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,720
We're choosing a mausoleum tomorrow.
356
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,320
I don't think
he's even looked at the brochures.
357
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,920
Tony?
(DOOR SHUTS)
358
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,560
What are you doing in the pantry?
359
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,600
Webmaster, did you get
that audio file I sent you?
360
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,960
I really need the brief typed up
before the barrister gets here.
361
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,400
Yeah, I'm working on it. I'll get it
to you by the meeting, I promise.
362
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,880
Which barrister is it?
363
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,960
Mr Ronald Lovelock.
He's a weird cat.
364
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,440
Ray said you have to get him
some lunch.
365
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,200
Helen, I don't have time
to get lunches.
366
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,760
I've got too much on.
Calm down.
367
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,120
He said Uber Eats, that he wants
that lunch 'well-travelled',
368
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,520
if you know what I mean.
369
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,120
Ooh, look out, Roz coming in hot.
370
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,760
Where's my 9 o'clock interview?
Bethany Riley?
371
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,240
She called to cancel.
Said the job was too entry level.
372
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,720
Didn't want to start
from the bottom.
373
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,120
Oh, for goodness sake, she's 20!
374
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,560
I'm starting to think that young
people don't want to work anymore.
375
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,040
Present company excepted.
376
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,320
Yeah, I'm not actually
that young, Roz. I'm just short.
377
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,760
I was talking about George.
378
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,760
Yep.
379
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,880
Hey, your assistant -
do they have to be young?
380
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,920
No, just organised
and not afraid of hard work.
381
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,560
How do you feel about humourless?
382
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,040
Yes, please.
383
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,000
(CLICKS TONGUE) Walk with me.
384
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,280
Oh, you really ARE quite short.
385
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,680
Mm. It's never held me back.
386
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,160
I'll take you through now.
387
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,480
Mm-hm.
388
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,640
(WHISPERS) There's your brief.
(WHISPERS) Finally. Thank you.
389
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,960
Helen, this is Mr Lovelock,
the barrister.
390
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,200
Mr Lovelock. Helen Tudor-Fisk.
Come on in.
391
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,960
Take a seat. Thank you very much...
or up there....for coming in.
392
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,640
I appreciate it. I know
you would normally meet in chambers,
393
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,320
but, um...
394
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,880
..I was told you lived local, so...
395
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,880
..this would...be OK.
396
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,440
(QUIETLY) Gonna move here, I think.
397
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,680
Given the hour,
398
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,160
midday fast approaching,
399
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,480
I think best
we discuss luncheon arrangements.
400
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,000
Oh, I already ordered.
401
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,960
I like to set my palate,
402
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,840
so, when and what
should I expect to eat?
403
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,520
Sushi. 27 minutes.
404
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,520
Good.
405
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,080
Good, yes.
406
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,640
Sushi.
407
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,080
Very good.
408
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,400
Very, very good.
409
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,160
Alright, then.
410
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,400
So, here's the issue.
411
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,120
This old lady, Irene Sawchuck,
412
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,040
does her will forever ago,
413
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,120
back when there WAS
actually an Australian charity
414
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,360
called The Cat Welfare League.
415
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,800
Ms Fisk.
But then what's happening... Yep?
416
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,640
I can read.
417
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,040
(SOFTLY) Got it. Shushy.
418
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,720
All making sense?
419
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,720
Finished?
420
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,240
Do you think I have enough
to make the cy pres application?
421
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,880
Have you read this brief?
422
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,960
Yes. Well, I dictated the brief,
so, any questions?
423
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,080
How was the pad thai?
424
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,360
What?
425
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,920
(READS) "Oop. Burp coming.
Up she comes
426
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,960
"Sorry, George.
That's the pad thai talking."
427
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,040
Meeting room.
428
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,760
Brody. Goddammit, George.
429
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,920
I'm sorry, I was eating my lunch
while I was dictating the brief.
430
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,520
I also enjoyed this paragraph -
431
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,640
"Hey, Fisk..."
432
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,520
"..one thing about the barrister..."
433
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,120
"..he insists
on being called Mr Lovelock.
434
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,560
"He's a bit of a cock."
435
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,240
Is that something you think
I should present to the judge?
436
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,240
Mm...
437
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:12,000
Mm, no. No, I don't.
438
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,520
Alright, then.
Alright, then.
439
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:18,480
So, pad thai and 'cock'
notwithstanding,
440
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:19,960
do you think you can prove
441
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,200
the money WAS intended
for the Australian charity?
442
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,640
One can't say.
443
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,280
One can't or one won't?
444
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:28,240
Ms Fisk,
judges are like chimpanzees.
445
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,520
Yes, because they are 98% human -
446
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,080
vicious when provoked,
447
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,080
they like fruit with their lunch...
448
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,760
Judges, like chimpanzees,
are highly unpredictable.
449
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,880
Yes, but I think in this case
it's pretty obvious
450
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,680
that the money...
I'm sorry, are you a judge?
451
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,200
No. I am not, sir.
452
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,520
Well, then, here we are.
453
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,600
Yeah.
Ah, lunch! Good, good.
454
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,680
Yes, I don't see a beverage.
455
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,480
Filtered water will be fine,
thank you.
456
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,320
Yes, can you get that, Brody?
457
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,600
Hm?
458
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,040
Oh, come on.
I saw George pay you already.
459
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,200
He paid me to serve food,
not beverages.
460
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,320
Fine. Get out. I'll get it myself.
461
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,880
Shitty job typing up the brief,
by the way, Brody.
462
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,600
(SNIFFS)
463
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,520
Why does this sushi
smell like pizza?
464
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,960
That's capricciosa.
465
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,360
Dad?
Shh.
466
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,040
Viktor thinks I'm in the study,
writing my memoirs.
467
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,400
Right, I've had enough of this.
Come on.
468
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,400
Come on, let's go.
469
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:51,040
Viktor, Dad has something he would
like to say to you. Don't you, Dad?
470
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,240
Come on.
471
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:57,440
Tip, how would you feel
about rejoining the workforce?
472
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,360
Oh, Tony...
473
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,800
..have you forgotten?
We've retired.
474
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,360
I might need to call Dr Dubas.
475
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,120
Your father's been
a bit out of sorts lately.
476
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,040
I keep finding him in the pantry.
477
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,000
Viktor, this isn't about Dad.
478
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,720
Also it's just small movements
on that, alright? Like that.
479
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,880
You don't have to give it that much.
Alright.
480
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,360
You'll put your shoulder out
like that.
481
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,000
Dad, can you just say
what you came to say?
482
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,320
Oh, for God's sake.
He wants you to get a job.
483
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,000
But, Tony, YOU'RE my job.
484
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,640
Helen, Edith Babcock
is here to see you.
485
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,160
Edith! Wow, you must be pretty happy.
486
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,280
Weird, old Ronald
really came through for you.
487
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,640
What are you gonna do
with that 10 mil?
488
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,400
Spend it on the cats, of course.
Of course, it's for the cats.
489
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,240
So, where is it?
490
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,880
What?
The money.
491
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,120
Oh, it's in
our company trust account.
492
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,200
Did you think you were gonna get
a big novelty cheque?
493
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,040
No, a regular-sized cheque is fine.
494
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,720
Mm.
And what about the interest?
495
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,880
Will that be paid separately?
Interest?
496
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,280
Yes, I imagine there's quite a bit
of interest on $10 million.
497
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,160
After all, it's been sitting there
for nine months.
498
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,440
I imagine you're right.
I... I'll have a look for you.
499
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,040
Just get up your account. Here we go.
500
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,040
Well?
501
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,200
I'm looking. Don't...
502
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,200
(CHUCKLES)
503
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,360
(SOFT BUZZ)
504
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,400
Yep.
505
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,880
Um...
506
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,360
Should be...
507
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,360
(SOFT BUZZ)
508
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,560
Are you the... Do you put...
509
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,760
Are you sure
we didn't pay you the money already?
510
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,320
Oh, of course I'm sure. I'm sorry,
what seems to be the problem?
511
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,000
What is the prob...
Nothing is the problem.
512
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,960
Don't touch my...
It's not your business, that's mine.
513
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,920
So, when are you going
to transfer that money?
514
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,400
Oh, my God, what is the rush?
515
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,800
Did the cats not get their breakfast
this morning or something? Just...
516
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,640
I just think that maybe
we should do a big novelty cheque.
517
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,440
It's a good publicity opportunity.
We'll take a photo.
518
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,120
Good for the charity.
Let's do that.
519
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:47,000
I'm gonna order it and
I'll let you know when it comes in.
520
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,080
OK? Good.
521
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,680
Oh, no, that cheque thing is...
522
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,280
Just get out. Go.
523
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,680
I'm...very busy.
524
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,320
George!
525
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,400
Did you want...
Yes, quick, come in. Shut the door.
526
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,880
I think I've lost $10 million.
How'd you get $10 million?
527
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,560
Oh, the slots. I've got a system.
528
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,240
Come on, Helen, you can't win that
sort of money on the poker machines.
529
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,920
Blackjack, maybe, but only
if you knew how to count cards.
530
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,200
Shh! Listen.
531
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,240
It's not my money,
it's the cat-lady money.
532
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,800
It's not
in our company trust account.
533
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,280
no, I moved it months ago.
534
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,280
What? Why?
535
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,880
You can't just leave money
in the trust account.
536
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,360
It doesn't earn interest.
537
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,000
Roz almost got sued for that once.
538
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,440
Hey, shut the door.
539
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,880
Oh, come on, I'm not paying you
five bucks to shut the door.
540
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,200
Fine. Give me the key.
541
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,560
Thank you.
542
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,360
No, no, the original
has to go back into Roz's office.
543
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,920
You paid me to get that key cut.
544
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,520
If you want me to put this key
in the scary lady's office,
545
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,760
it's gonna be another fiver.
Danger money.
546
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,760
You know what?
547
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,120
This is a rort.
548
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,160
There, whatever's there,
that's yours.
549
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,360
(QUIETLY) Rude.
550
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,080
Shut the door!
Nah.
551
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,360
(GROANS)
552
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,640
That's your $10,172,000
553
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,520
all in an interest-bearing account.
554
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:57,800
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
555
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:02,040
Georgie Chen, if I was a hugger
I would hug you so hard right now.
556
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,360
You know what? Wait right there.
557
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,240
OK.
558
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,200
Alright. Just one for...
559
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,120
Yep, he's gonna hug you.
560
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,640
That's nice.
561
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,160
Bit longer. Bit longer.
562
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,120
And release.
563
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,560
Thank you very much.
564
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,560
Yeah.
565
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,000
(CHUCKLES)
Top stuff.
566
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,880
Bit of a treat.
567
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,800
(GASPS) Viktor!
568
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,920
I'm honoured. I am thrilled
you're taking this on.
569
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,880
Yeah, me too. Thanks, man.
570
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,240
Yes, well, Justice Fisk
thought it might be a good idea,
571
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,880
and the judge always knows best.
572
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:47,880
Indeed.
573
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,640
You know, I find being a mediator
a little bit like being a judge.
574
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,600
Is that a joke?
No, I don't really do jokes.
575
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,160
Hm! This could be
a match made in heaven.
576
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,200
Viktor! You changed your mind.
577
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,800
Yes, your father talked me into it.
578
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,240
Right.
Uh... Teabag in the bin, please.
579
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,080
Don't leave it in the sink.
(GASPS)
580
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,360
Thank you.
581
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,960
Here we are.
582
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,920
This is us,
Conch Mediation Services.
583
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,920
Lovely.
584
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,960
So, hours - 9:00 to 5:00.
I hope that works for you.
585
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,320
Uh... I prefer to start at 8:00.
I can ride in with Helen.
586
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,280
Oh, no, Viktor,
I don't start till 9:00.
587
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,760
Nothing wrong with getting in early.
Mm.
588
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,000
We'll be here at 8:00AM,
Monday to Friday.
589
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,680
Oh, my God, I really AM an idiot!
590
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,360
Good man.
591
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,000
Now cross the road.
592
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,360
That's it.
593
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,760
Keep coming. Cross the road.
594
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,000
No.
595
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,600
No, don't take another job.
596
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,600
What?
597
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,840
Mate, shop to plate. Shop to plate.
598
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,600
(KNOCKS) Shop to...
599
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,280
Mate! (KNOCKS) Hey!
600
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:53,120
George, he's wandered
up the street with them!
601
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,440
How did you know?
602
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,880
Brody. Goddammit.
603
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,160
You should have paid him a fiver
to keep his mouth shut.
604
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,600
(INSECTS CHIRP)
(WATER LAPS)
605
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,400
How'd you like the new boss?
606
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,120
Mm, well, you were right.
607
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,840
They do need me.
608
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,840
Have you got four across?
609
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,600
I'm not helping you, Tip.
610
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,240
It's an anagram.
611
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,000
Work it out for yourself.
612
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,360
Well, you know what the problem is?
613
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,920
I can't do the cryptic at night.
In bed.
614
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,480
I told you this was madness.
615
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,400
# Meow, meow, meow, meow
616
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,120
# Meow, meow, meow, meow
617
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,120
# Meow, meow, meow, meow... #
618
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,160
# Meow, meow... #
(TABLET CAMERA CLICKS)
619
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,640
The bank won't redeem this,
you know?
620
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:56,880
# Meow, meow, meow... #
621
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,120
Is this your cat?
622
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,440
One of many.
623
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,240
Mm.
(CAT WHIMPERS)
624
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,960
Captions by Red Bee Media
625
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,840
Copyright
Australian Broadcasting Corporation
44028
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof