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You don't have to come
if you don't want to.
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I want to, but I have
a million things to do first.
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BOBBY:
Mom, what's this?
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SUKIE: Peanut butter.
BOBBY: Peanut butter and what?
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Peanut butter and jelly.
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KIDS:
What kind of jelly?
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Zucchini jelly.
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[KIDS COMPLAINING]
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[BELL RINGING]
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Five, six, seven!
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[PLAYING]
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How we doing?
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We're doing fine, Walter.
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I wish we could afford
to keep you full time.
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So do I, especially now.
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Hmm. Is the divorce final yet?
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- Yes, today. Thank you.
- Hmm.
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Let's put our heads rogether and
maybe we can work something out.
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All right.
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Uh, horns up.
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One, two, three, four...
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...five, six, seven.
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WOMAN [SINGING]:
O beautiful for spacious skies
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For amber waves of grain
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For purple mountain majesties
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Above the fruited plain!
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America! America!
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God shed his grace on thee
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And crown thy good with brotherhood
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From sea to shining sea!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
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Well, wonderful.
Thank you very much, Felicia.
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We appreciate your taking the time
to be here with us today.
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Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand
for our most prominent selectman...
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...or selectwoman or selectperson,
Felicia Alden.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
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Thank you, children and Mrs. Spofford.
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I can see we have our work
cut out for us.
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In these days of
disintegrating values...
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...and lost mores...
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...when our children
are exposed daily...
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...to the hazards of divorce, separation
and families torn asunder...
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...it's comforting to think back
to the days...
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...when a family like the Lenoxes
strove together.
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Those values, embodied
in a man like Major Lenox...
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They were men who labored
all their lives...
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...so their children would be
well-fed and clothed and educated.
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The families endured great hardship...
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[CLANGS LOUDLY]
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...yet kept their honor...
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...their dignity and their faith in God.
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We are the same people;
the same body, the soul...
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...the hands and the feet
of our fathers...
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...fighting the wars of modern vice.
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What was it that tied
these people together?
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What was it that made them...
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...not a loose gathering of individuals,
but a single bond?
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That bond that held them together,
as it holds us together today.
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That bond that has stood every test...
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...is found deep in our consciousness.
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An abiding love of liberty.
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For love of liberty, our forbearers...
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...colonies few in number and
with little to defend themselves...
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...fought the war for independence...
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...what was then the world's
most powerful empire.
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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For love of liberty...
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...those who came before us
tamed a vast wilderness...
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...and braved hardships...
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Tamed a vast wilderness
and braved hardships...
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...which at times were
beyond the limit...
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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Braved hardships, which at times were
beyond the limit of human endurance.
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[WALTER CONTINUES SPEECH
THEN THUNDER CRASHING]
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Come on. Go with your mom. Go on.
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[PEOPLE YELLING AND CHATTERING]
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Liberty must not be taken for granted.
We thank God for our blessings...
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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Oh, hi, come on in.
Janey, come on!
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Do you believe it's raining?
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Duh, no.
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I mean, since this morning.
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At least it shut Walter up.
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The same boring, sanctimonious speech.
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I thought he'd go on forever.
I was praying for something to happen.
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- I was thinking the same thing.
- You were?
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I was thinking we're all wet and
how nice it would be to just leave.
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SUKIE: Were you really?
- Yeah.
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And then it rained.
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JANE: He's a liar and a lech
and he deserved it.
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No, I'm not talking about Walter.
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Don't you think it's strange
that we were...
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We were thinking the same thing
at the same time? So what?
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It won't get us on David Letterman.
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- I know, I...
- Let's just have a drink.
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Good idea, Janey, party-baby!
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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You know, he made
a pass at me last week too.
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JANE: Walter? Oh, please.
ALEX: I can't even stand to think about it.
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Be prepared.
He does not give up easily.
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It was broad daylight and his wife
was standing ten feet away!
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Poor woman.
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Poor woman, my ass. Why does she
put up with it? The man is a Nazi.
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Do you think they still... you know?
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Yes.
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- Really?
ALEX: I hope his dick is bigger than his I.Q.
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SUKIE: Once a week. He told me.
- He told you.
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Otherwise she starts throwing things.
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At least someone's getting
something once a week.
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Yes, heartburn.
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Mm. I keep forgetting how many calories
are in these.
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Two minutes on the lips,
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Forever on the love handles.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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Ooh. And congratulations.
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Oh, God, I forgot. Your divorce.
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As of today, I'm a free woman.
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SUKIE: Join the club.
- Thanks.
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Heh. Here I go again.
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It's over, honey. You'll be okay.
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It's a beginning, not an ending.
Right, Alex?
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Besides, we still have each other.
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Have some more martooni.
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- Did you bring the cards?
- Was I supposed to?
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- I have them.
- Okay, come on ladies, let's do it! Whoo!
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SUKIE:
I feel like I'm being unfaithful...
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...even if I just think about it.
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Sukie, Monty deserted you
and left you with five kids.
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- Six.
- Don't start, Alex.
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Her husband left because
she had too many kids.
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- That's his problem.
- You're oversimplifying.
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- Yours left because you can't have any.
- You are definitely oversimplifying.
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That's not the point.
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What I'm saying is
that it's not your fault.
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That doesn't matter.
It's just not that easy.
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We're too young to lock it up
and throw away the key.
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It's not natural.
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What are we doing with ourselves?
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Look, Ozzie's dead. I loved him.
He's dead.
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So I spend Thursday nights
with you two the rest of my life?
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I like our Thursdays.
It's the only time I can relax.
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Quilting, macram�.
What did we do last Thursday night?
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[IN UNISON]
Chinese aphrodisiac cooking.
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Fabulous. Stimulating.
We're not relaxing, we're hiding.
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- What from?
- Walter Neff.
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Fuck Walter Neff.
I'm not talking about him.
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All right, who should we be looking for?
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Somebody nice. Somebody you could like.
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Somebody with a brain.
Somebody you could talk to.
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Somebody you could be yourself with.
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[SINGING]
Someone to watch over me
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All right, I've had it with you two.
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[CHUCKLES]
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He would have to be from out of town.
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Especially considering what's in town.
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A stranger. That would be interesting.
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A tall, dark prince
traveling under a curse.
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In Eastwick?
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Romantic.
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A foreign prince on a big, black horse.
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[LAUGHS]
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All right, no, no, no.
If we're going to have it...
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...let's have it all.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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He should be really handsome.
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Not too handsome.
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Nice eyes.
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Nice ass.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Huge.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I prefer small.
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Aesthetically, I prefer small.
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Sam was huge and there were times
when I could not face it.
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I'm in the middle myself.
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But who cares?
As long as it works, it's in.
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- It's in.
- Okay.
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It's a nice thought, but wishing
for it won't make it happen.
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Men are not the answer to everything.
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So why do we always end up
talking about them?
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[HORN HONKS]
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SUKIE: I said, some man bought
the Lenox mansion.
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Did you hear me?
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ALEX [OVER PHONE]:
Yeah. Who is he?
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He's from New York, no wife, no family.
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He told the realtors he needed room
for his pianos.
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Apparently, he has a lot of pianos.
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How many pianos can one guy have?
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Don't you think it's kind of
strange and funny?
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What's his name?
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You know, that's strange too.
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What's strange about his name?
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They told me his name
for the column and I forgot it.
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So I called back and it's gone again.
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It's not like me to forget a name.
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It's the big news of the day...
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...considering the history of the place.
I wonder if he knows.
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WOMAN:
I don't know.
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Is that Clyde and Felicia?
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Yeah. Clyde?
I'll call you back, okay?
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I have this culinary piece.
Hi, Felicia.
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"Cheeseburger pie"?
Is your column finished?
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Here's the track meet, births and
deaths, the senior citizens' news.
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The toxic waste article
should be done this afternoon.
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This pie looks good.
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Did you hear someone bought
the Lenox mansion?
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That house is landmark building.
They have no right to sell it.
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I can't do anything about that.
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FELICIA:
No.
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You're too busy...
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...reporting on the horse trough and
Herbie Prescott's trip to Bermuda.
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What's going to happen
to those birds now? Tell me that.
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What birds?
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The snowy egrets.
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Where will they nest?
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I don't know.
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Exactly.
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Felicia, what's the matter?
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Honey. It's only a house.
Why are you so upset?
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I have a feeling.
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The most terrible feeling.
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Something is happening.
Something evil.
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I'm just glad they're selling.
I was afraid that...
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They're not selling, they sold.
Just like that.
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I don't understand.
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You know I adore the little creatures.
So unreal, and yet the detail.
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Little fingers and toes, little pudenda
making a bump. So sweet.
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But nobody's even looked
at them sideways in months.
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Then this morning...
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...this man appeared
out of absolutely nowhere.
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So charming. Not really handsome,
but... riveting.
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That's it. I was riveted.
I looked into his eyes...
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...and had thoughts I hadn't
entertained since World War II.
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I think I actually blushed.
Can you imagine?
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No, I mean, yeah. So he bought one?
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He bought all of them.
Every single one.
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So who was he? A tourist?
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No, he just bought the Lenox house.
He's moving in.
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Do you remember his name?
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Of course. His name is...
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He told me.
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I wrote it down, even.
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It was...
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...foreign.
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It sounded...
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It's right on the tip of my tongue,
but I can't...
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Oh.
249
00:18:53,898 --> 00:18:55,732
Isn't that diabolical?
250
00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:01,780
[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]
251
00:19:42,446 --> 00:19:44,447
[GROWLING]
252
00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:50,787
What is that noise?
253
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,791
I don't know.
254
00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:18,732
Outrageous!
255
00:20:32,623 --> 00:20:34,624
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
256
00:20:47,471 --> 00:20:51,432
Brava!
257
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:58,272
Bravis!
258
00:20:59,149 --> 00:21:01,525
[LAUGHING]
259
00:21:07,449 --> 00:21:09,367
SUKIE:
He bought all of them?
260
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:12,370
- And now he's here.
- Making goo-goo eyes at Jane.
261
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,956
And the interview too. How weird.
262
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:19,085
Didn't I tell you?
Oh, it was after we talked.
263
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:22,546
The paper called him
and asked to interview him...
264
00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:25,968
About the house renovation and all.
265
00:21:26,135 --> 00:21:29,221
He said he'd love to be interviewed
and asked for me.
266
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,430
Why?
267
00:21:30,598 --> 00:21:33,350
I don't know, I mean he wants me
to do the interview.
268
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:36,103
- Who is he?
- He must have a name.
269
00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:37,896
I just can't remember it.
270
00:21:38,272 --> 00:21:39,940
Why would he ask for you?
271
00:21:40,316 --> 00:21:44,653
Because I'm good at it.
You act like I'm so stupid.
272
00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:47,072
He was in my shop.
273
00:21:47,323 --> 00:21:50,617
You're not stupid. But how does
he know who Sukie Ridgemont is?
274
00:21:50,785 --> 00:21:51,952
I don't know.
275
00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:54,788
He bought the Lenox estate
just like that.
276
00:21:54,956 --> 00:21:58,333
- From New York.
- He has some kind of a foreign name.
277
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,545
Van something or other.
278
00:22:04,841 --> 00:22:07,926
Oh, there you are. How sweet.
279
00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:11,096
They're from him. With a personal note.
280
00:22:11,848 --> 00:22:15,142
- Just the initial "D."
- Yeah, it starts with "D."
281
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:19,104
- David?
- No. It has an "R" in it.
282
00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:20,605
Doberman?
283
00:22:20,857 --> 00:22:22,107
- Drake?
- Darren.
284
00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:25,861
It's "D" something, "R" something, "L."
Daryl!
285
00:22:26,529 --> 00:22:27,946
[GASPS]
286
00:22:29,116 --> 00:22:30,575
- van Horne.
- Yes!
287
00:22:30,743 --> 00:22:32,452
- Daryl Van Horne.
- Daryl Van Horne?
288
00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:34,287
What kind of name is that?
289
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,625
[SCREAMS]
290
00:22:40,044 --> 00:22:41,252
CLYDE:
Felicia!
291
00:22:47,468 --> 00:22:48,760
Sweetheart?
292
00:22:57,728 --> 00:22:59,395
Oh, Clyde, honey.
293
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,815
I think I broke my leg.
294
00:23:55,537 --> 00:23:57,204
DARYL:
Looking for me?
295
00:23:59,707 --> 00:24:04,211
Are you looking for me?
Or is this just a happy coincidence?
296
00:24:04,546 --> 00:24:07,047
- Actually, I was...
- Just looking.
297
00:24:07,382 --> 00:24:09,550
Well, too bad.
298
00:24:09,884 --> 00:24:13,262
Have you seen any snowy egrets out here?
299
00:24:13,429 --> 00:24:15,889
- No.
- Neither have I.
300
00:24:16,099 --> 00:24:21,228
Not that I'd know a snowy egret if I was
pissing on one. You want some lunch?
301
00:24:22,230 --> 00:24:24,731
I think it's a little late
in the season.
302
00:24:26,484 --> 00:24:27,651
For lunch?
303
00:24:27,819 --> 00:24:29,278
No, pissing on birds.
304
00:24:34,993 --> 00:24:36,578
DARYL:
Daryl Van Horne.
305
00:24:36,829 --> 00:24:38,079
Alexandra Medford.
306
00:24:38,581 --> 00:24:41,249
The local sculptress.
The one who makes...
307
00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:43,251
...the little booby dolls.
308
00:24:43,586 --> 00:24:45,128
They're just little...
309
00:24:45,588 --> 00:24:49,090
Little, yes, but potent. Full of juice.
310
00:24:50,009 --> 00:24:53,595
Potent. You can feel it
when you pick them up.
311
00:24:53,762 --> 00:24:55,763
I sent a couple to New York.
312
00:24:55,931 --> 00:24:59,517
I have a friend down there.
Terrific fellow.
313
00:24:59,768 --> 00:25:03,104
He has a gallery.
I wanted to hear his opinion.
314
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,399
Of course the scale is wrong.
Get bigger.
315
00:25:06,567 --> 00:25:10,195
Let yourself go.
Get some size into it.
316
00:25:11,030 --> 00:25:14,699
Do you like fish?
We're having fish for lunch.
317
00:25:28,464 --> 00:25:29,923
[SIGHS]
318
00:25:34,470 --> 00:25:35,970
Interesting, huh?
319
00:25:36,513 --> 00:25:37,680
Oh, yes.
320
00:25:37,890 --> 00:25:39,642
Fidel, that's his name.
321
00:25:39,976 --> 00:25:42,811
Women love him.
They're crazy about him.
322
00:25:43,647 --> 00:25:45,814
He has a big schlong.
323
00:25:46,191 --> 00:25:47,399
Huge.
324
00:25:47,567 --> 00:25:51,153
Well, there you are.
Scale again. Size.
325
00:25:51,321 --> 00:25:53,906
Who knows, maybe it's a masculine thing.
326
00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:59,703
They say women don't care. I'm in
the middle myself. How about you?
327
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,664
How about me, what?
328
00:26:01,831 --> 00:26:05,167
See, women are in touch
with different things.
329
00:26:05,418 --> 00:26:10,256
That's my opinion. It's not a
fashionable one right now, but fuck it!
330
00:26:10,590 --> 00:26:15,261
I see men running around,
putting their dicks...
331
00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:18,222
...into everything,
trying to make something happen.
332
00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:22,393
But it's women who are the source,
the only power.
333
00:26:22,894 --> 00:26:25,521
Nature. Birth. Rebirth.
334
00:26:25,730 --> 00:26:27,982
Clich�. Clich�.
335
00:26:28,149 --> 00:26:30,150
Sure. But true.
336
00:26:31,027 --> 00:26:32,861
Why are you telling me this?
337
00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:37,241
You're an honest woman.
I'm being honest with you.
338
00:26:37,409 --> 00:26:40,744
I like women. I admire them.
339
00:26:41,037 --> 00:26:45,375
But if you want me to treat you
like a dumb twit, I will.
340
00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:48,837
But what for? You have brains, Alex.
341
00:26:49,046 --> 00:26:53,466
More than brains. But you don't
know it. Most women don't.
342
00:26:53,718 --> 00:26:55,010
Are you married?
343
00:26:55,219 --> 00:26:56,386
Good question!
344
00:26:56,554 --> 00:26:59,139
You see? Brains.
345
00:26:59,390 --> 00:27:02,392
The answer is no.
I don't believe in it.
346
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,228
Good for the man.
Lousy for the woman.
347
00:27:05,730 --> 00:27:11,026
She dies. She suffocates.
I've seen it. Then the husband...
348
00:27:11,193 --> 00:27:14,070
...complains to everyone that
he's fucking a dead person.
349
00:27:14,238 --> 00:27:15,613
And he's the one who killed her.
350
00:27:15,781 --> 00:27:18,742
[LAUGHS]
351
00:27:18,909 --> 00:27:20,910
- Where is your husband?
- Dead.
352
00:27:21,245 --> 00:27:24,414
Sorry, but you're one of the lucky ones.
353
00:27:24,749 --> 00:27:28,918
When a woman unloads a husband
or a husband unloads a woman...
354
00:27:29,086 --> 00:27:33,590
...however it happens...
death, desertion, divorce: the three Ds.
355
00:27:33,758 --> 00:27:38,261
When that happens, a woman blooms.
She blossoms.
356
00:27:38,804 --> 00:27:42,098
Like flowers. Like fruit.
357
00:27:42,266 --> 00:27:43,600
She is ripe.
358
00:27:44,602 --> 00:27:46,937
That's the woman for me.
359
00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:57,114
Would you like to see my house?
360
00:27:58,325 --> 00:27:59,825
Yes.
361
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,287
DARYL:
In case anybody ever...
362
00:28:03,455 --> 00:28:05,623
...needed any exercise...
363
00:28:06,124 --> 00:28:09,877
...the pool is right over there,
past the piano...
364
00:28:10,045 --> 00:28:12,463
...where the ballroom used to be.
365
00:28:12,964 --> 00:28:15,299
Interesting word, "ballroom."
366
00:28:15,634 --> 00:28:16,967
It's one of my favorites.
367
00:28:17,135 --> 00:28:19,136
DARYL:
Over there is...
368
00:28:19,971 --> 00:28:22,390
...my study.
369
00:28:24,768 --> 00:28:26,143
Oh.
370
00:28:26,978 --> 00:28:29,647
- This is my bedroom.
- Yes, it is.
371
00:28:29,898 --> 00:28:32,400
The Borgias once owned the bed.
372
00:28:33,485 --> 00:28:37,988
Of course, you have to pay for it
with your soul, but...
373
00:28:38,532 --> 00:28:41,325
...what the hell,
I deserve a little luxury.
374
00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:43,911
You have to take care of yourself.
375
00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:46,789
No one will do that for you, will they?
376
00:28:47,332 --> 00:28:48,667
Hmm?
377
00:28:53,005 --> 00:28:56,758
Ha. Ha-ha.
What do you think you're doing?
378
00:28:58,344 --> 00:29:02,848
Being as direct with you as I know how.
I thought you'd appreciate it.
379
00:29:05,101 --> 00:29:08,770
I always like a little pussy
after lunch. What do you say?
380
00:29:09,605 --> 00:29:12,858
- Hmm?
- Are you trying to seduce me?
381
00:29:13,192 --> 00:29:16,862
I wouldn't dream of seducing you,
Alexandra.
382
00:29:17,029 --> 00:29:19,364
I wouldn't insult your intelligence...
383
00:29:19,532 --> 00:29:22,701
...with anything as trivial
as seduction.
384
00:29:23,369 --> 00:29:27,414
But, I would love to fuck you.
385
00:29:31,210 --> 00:29:35,422
I have to admit that I appreciate
your directness, Daryl.
386
00:29:35,590 --> 00:29:37,048
I will try to be as direct...
387
00:29:37,216 --> 00:29:39,593
...and honest with you
as I possibly can be.
388
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,803
I think...
389
00:29:42,054 --> 00:29:46,975
No, I am positive that you are the most
unattractive man I have ever met...
390
00:29:47,143 --> 00:29:48,935
...in my entire life.
391
00:29:49,103 --> 00:29:54,025
This afternoon, you have demonstrated
every loathsome characteristic...
392
00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:57,111
...of the male personality
and even added some new ones.
393
00:29:57,279 --> 00:30:00,531
You are physically repulsive,
intellectually retarded...
394
00:30:00,824 --> 00:30:05,661
...morally reprehensible, vulgar,
insensitive, selfish, stupid.
395
00:30:05,913 --> 00:30:09,123
You have no taste, no sense of humor
and you smell.
396
00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:13,127
You're not even interesting enough
to make me sick.
397
00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:18,424
Um... Would you like to be
on top or the bottom?
398
00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:23,596
Goodbye, Daryl, and thank you
for a lovely lunch.
399
00:30:23,931 --> 00:30:26,766
If that's the way you feel about it...
400
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,477
...that's the way you feel about it.
401
00:30:29,770 --> 00:30:31,854
Is that the way you feel about it?
402
00:30:38,362 --> 00:30:39,654
Who are you?
403
00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:42,865
Just your...
404
00:30:43,116 --> 00:30:45,952
...average horny little devil.
405
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,663
I have to get home.
406
00:30:49,289 --> 00:30:51,749
What have you got to go home to?
407
00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:54,377
There isn't anybody there, is there?
408
00:30:54,962 --> 00:30:56,963
The kid will take care of herself.
409
00:30:57,631 --> 00:31:01,634
She'll eat and fall asleep
on the bed doing homework.
410
00:31:01,969 --> 00:31:03,636
I promise.
411
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:06,305
And housecleaning?
412
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,309
You clean up the dirt,
there's just more dirt tomorrow.
413
00:31:10,644 --> 00:31:13,938
Make the beds, they just
have to be made tomorrow.
414
00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:17,525
Wash the dishes.
There's more to wash tomorrow.
415
00:31:17,693 --> 00:31:19,694
- I have to make...
- Make dinner?
416
00:31:19,987 --> 00:31:21,654
It just gets eaten.
417
00:31:21,989 --> 00:31:23,823
You've done your best, Alex.
418
00:31:24,157 --> 00:31:27,910
You've done the wife bit,
the motherhood bit.
419
00:31:28,078 --> 00:31:31,497
The car pools, the vegetable garden...
420
00:31:31,665 --> 00:31:34,834
...the needlepoint,
the macram� potholders...
421
00:31:35,168 --> 00:31:38,004
...a cup of coffee with
a neighbor in the morning...
422
00:31:38,672 --> 00:31:42,508
...a couple of drinks,
a couple of pills...
423
00:31:43,093 --> 00:31:45,428
...a little psychoanalysis...
424
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,347
Where are you now, Alex?
425
00:31:48,682 --> 00:31:51,309
Exactly where I want to be
and I'm doing fine.
426
00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:56,689
Pretending to be somebody else?
To be half of what you are?
427
00:31:56,857 --> 00:31:59,359
How long can you last like that?
428
00:32:00,194 --> 00:32:03,572
The world keeps growing,
and you feed it.
429
00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:05,866
But it doesn't feed you, does it?
430
00:32:06,034 --> 00:32:09,870
It washes through you,
down the drain, wasted.
431
00:32:10,079 --> 00:32:12,748
A woman is a hole,
isn't that what they say?
432
00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:16,543
All the futility of the world
pouring into her.
433
00:32:17,170 --> 00:32:18,545
Hmm?
434
00:32:19,714 --> 00:32:23,884
How much can you take, Alex?
How much can you take...
435
00:32:24,385 --> 00:32:26,053
...before you snap?
436
00:32:28,056 --> 00:32:31,558
Lying on your bed,
looking at the ceiling...
437
00:32:31,768 --> 00:32:33,727
...waiting for something to happen.
438
00:32:33,895 --> 00:32:38,482
And knowing all the time that you
were meant for something better.
439
00:32:39,067 --> 00:32:40,692
Feeling it.
440
00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:42,486
Wanting it.
441
00:32:43,780 --> 00:32:45,489
Use me, Alex.
442
00:32:46,574 --> 00:32:47,908
Use me.
443
00:32:48,409 --> 00:32:50,744
Fill me up. I can take it.
444
00:32:50,953 --> 00:32:54,039
Make it happen. Don't wait.
445
00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:56,416
Time is the killer.
446
00:32:57,126 --> 00:32:58,752
Make it happen.
447
00:32:59,754 --> 00:33:01,589
Do it, Alex.
448
00:33:02,091 --> 00:33:03,591
Do it now.
449
00:33:23,779 --> 00:33:25,780
[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]
450
00:33:58,939 --> 00:34:00,565
You know...
451
00:34:02,151 --> 00:34:04,152
You sit there in that...
452
00:34:05,238 --> 00:34:07,740
...pathetic excuse of an office...
453
00:34:09,659 --> 00:34:11,326
...reporting gossip...
454
00:34:15,290 --> 00:34:17,458
...while under your very nose...
455
00:34:18,334 --> 00:34:19,668
...evil...
456
00:34:20,837 --> 00:34:22,838
...is doing its worst.
457
00:34:27,343 --> 00:34:29,178
You have no spine, Clyde.
458
00:34:31,097 --> 00:34:33,265
Not one ounce...
459
00:34:33,892 --> 00:34:35,184
...of morality.
460
00:34:36,352 --> 00:34:37,686
Christ!
461
00:34:38,188 --> 00:34:40,189
Even common sense.
462
00:34:42,609 --> 00:34:44,234
Nuclear holocaust.
463
00:34:44,527 --> 00:34:45,861
Murder.
464
00:34:46,029 --> 00:34:48,322
Rape. Apartheid!
465
00:34:49,699 --> 00:34:52,367
Why, these words mean nothing to you.
466
00:34:54,370 --> 00:34:56,371
It's just a local newspaper.
467
00:34:56,706 --> 00:34:58,499
It is local turpitude.
468
00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:02,711
You are a failure, Clyde!
You should be strung up...
469
00:35:02,879 --> 00:35:06,131
...along with that son of a bitch
who bought that house!
470
00:35:06,549 --> 00:35:08,343
[SCREAMS]
471
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:10,887
Call the nurse!
472
00:35:19,688 --> 00:35:21,064
I am in pain!
473
00:35:21,565 --> 00:35:24,400
- Then take the pill.
- I don't want to.
474
00:35:24,568 --> 00:35:27,070
I'm not going to force it on you.
475
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,281
Is it Alzheimer's?
476
00:35:30,699 --> 00:35:34,911
No. It's the bone marrow.
When a bone breaks...
477
00:35:35,246 --> 00:35:39,749
...bits of fat get in the bloodstream
and the blood vessels of the brain.
478
00:35:40,084 --> 00:35:41,668
It affects the behavior.
479
00:35:41,877 --> 00:35:46,172
She's hysterical. She says things that
I don't know where they're coming from.
480
00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:47,715
It's bone marrow?
481
00:35:47,883 --> 00:35:52,262
Yes. She'll be very upset.
She'll say terrible things.
482
00:35:52,429 --> 00:35:54,597
She may even be paranoid.
483
00:35:54,765 --> 00:35:58,142
It is perfectly normal. It will pass.
484
00:36:16,288 --> 00:36:18,289
What's happening to me, Clyde?
485
00:36:18,456 --> 00:36:20,249
It's all right, sweetheart.
486
00:36:23,628 --> 00:36:26,797
I open my mouth and
the strangest things come out.
487
00:36:28,717 --> 00:36:33,762
You've had a hard time
and you're tired. Try to sleep.
488
00:36:43,982 --> 00:36:45,608
[SIGHS]
489
00:36:48,153 --> 00:36:50,487
Something is inside me, Clyde.
490
00:36:53,033 --> 00:36:55,534
Something is crawling inside me.
491
00:36:57,037 --> 00:36:58,287
I can feel it.
492
00:36:58,496 --> 00:36:59,830
Something evil.
493
00:37:00,999 --> 00:37:02,833
It's almost here.
494
00:37:04,044 --> 00:37:05,127
Hi.
495
00:37:06,171 --> 00:37:07,755
You!
496
00:37:08,173 --> 00:37:09,673
In there!
497
00:37:09,841 --> 00:37:13,469
[SCREAMING]
498
00:37:15,014 --> 00:37:17,015
[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]
499
00:37:50,216 --> 00:37:51,967
[DOORBELL RINGS]
500
00:38:06,565 --> 00:38:07,983
Jane.
501
00:38:08,234 --> 00:38:09,901
At last we meet.
502
00:38:10,736 --> 00:38:12,404
Daryl Van Horne.
503
00:38:24,876 --> 00:38:26,210
Cream and sugar?
504
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:27,712
Sugar.
505
00:38:28,422 --> 00:38:30,756
- One lump or two?
- Four.
506
00:38:31,591 --> 00:38:33,926
- Sweet tooth.
- Sweet everything.
507
00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:38,264
I'm a sugar junkie.
Sugar, chocolate, Coca-Cola...
508
00:38:38,932 --> 00:38:42,768
Uncontrollable appetite.
In every department.
509
00:38:45,105 --> 00:38:46,897
That's not good for you.
510
00:38:51,611 --> 00:38:53,279
It doesn't bother me.
511
00:38:53,613 --> 00:38:57,116
I have a supernatural constitution.
It's genetic.
512
00:38:57,743 --> 00:39:00,578
I don't hold on
this health consciousness shit.
513
00:39:00,954 --> 00:39:02,413
Pardon the language.
514
00:39:02,581 --> 00:39:04,373
I see guys, 60...
515
00:39:04,791 --> 00:39:06,959
...70, breaking their balls...
516
00:39:07,627 --> 00:39:09,962
...to stay fit. What for?
517
00:39:10,297 --> 00:39:13,257
When I die, I want to be sick,
not healthy.
518
00:39:14,134 --> 00:39:16,969
I suppose that's one way
of looking at it.
519
00:39:17,971 --> 00:39:19,472
Oh.
520
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:21,433
Do I make you nervous?
521
00:39:21,601 --> 00:39:22,851
Yes, you do.
522
00:39:23,311 --> 00:39:25,812
I'm sorry.
I don't know why I said that.
523
00:39:26,981 --> 00:39:28,815
Truth is best.
524
00:39:29,650 --> 00:39:31,485
Yes, that's so true.
525
00:39:43,664 --> 00:39:45,665
So what brings you to Eastwick?
526
00:39:46,626 --> 00:39:47,918
Ah.
527
00:39:48,336 --> 00:39:50,837
We're going to have
a polite conversation.
528
00:39:51,130 --> 00:39:52,297
I'm sorry.
529
00:39:52,507 --> 00:39:54,132
No, I don't mind.
530
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:57,969
I came to Eastwick
because I was drawn here.
531
00:39:59,013 --> 00:40:01,681
I needed a place to settle down and...
532
00:40:03,017 --> 00:40:04,643
...I liked the house.
533
00:40:05,686 --> 00:40:07,145
It has a history.
534
00:40:08,189 --> 00:40:09,523
Rubbish.
535
00:40:09,690 --> 00:40:11,358
No, it's true.
536
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,195
They say they used
to burn witches there.
537
00:40:16,531 --> 00:40:18,365
Hocus-pocus.
538
00:40:18,866 --> 00:40:21,201
The entire witchcraft scare...
539
00:40:21,369 --> 00:40:26,165
...as far back as the 14th century,
was started by the medical profession.
540
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:27,959
That's right.
541
00:40:28,127 --> 00:40:31,796
They were trying to get midwives
out of the child-birthing business.
542
00:40:32,381 --> 00:40:36,717
That's what most of the women
they burned were. Midwives.
543
00:40:37,344 --> 00:40:38,511
Is that true?
544
00:40:39,555 --> 00:40:41,222
You better believe it.
545
00:40:41,390 --> 00:40:45,726
Just another example of
male-dominated professional society...
546
00:40:46,061 --> 00:40:50,231
...exploiting females
for their own selfish purposes.
547
00:40:51,066 --> 00:40:53,693
Men are such cocksuckers, aren't they?
548
00:40:56,738 --> 00:40:59,740
You don't have to answer that.
It's true.
549
00:41:00,409 --> 00:41:02,618
Their dicks get limp...
550
00:41:02,786 --> 00:41:05,830
...when confronted by a powerful woman,
so what do they do?
551
00:41:05,998 --> 00:41:08,916
Call them witches.
Burn them, torture them...
552
00:41:09,251 --> 00:41:12,753
...until every woman is afraid.
Afraid of herself...
553
00:41:13,922 --> 00:41:15,756
...afraid of men.
554
00:41:16,091 --> 00:41:17,925
And all for what?
555
00:41:19,261 --> 00:41:21,596
Fear of losing their hard-on.
556
00:41:21,805 --> 00:41:23,556
[LAUGHS]
557
00:41:26,101 --> 00:41:27,853
Let's play some music.
558
00:41:29,606 --> 00:41:30,814
[CHUCKLES]
559
00:41:39,991 --> 00:41:41,408
Mm.
560
00:41:44,579 --> 00:41:46,121
[THUNDER CRASHING]
561
00:41:46,998 --> 00:41:48,999
[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]
562
00:41:58,968 --> 00:42:01,470
[THUNDER CRASHING]
563
00:42:05,308 --> 00:42:07,309
You play beautifully.
564
00:42:08,144 --> 00:42:10,312
Nothing compared to you.
565
00:42:10,647 --> 00:42:12,481
You're an artist.
566
00:42:12,649 --> 00:42:13,982
Intonation.
567
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,652
Vibrato. Stretch.
568
00:42:17,153 --> 00:42:20,155
You think I'm crazy, but I know music.
569
00:42:20,490 --> 00:42:23,450
It's the one thing that makes me humble.
570
00:42:23,993 --> 00:42:27,120
Not prissy? Our leader says
my intonation is prissy.
571
00:42:27,288 --> 00:42:29,248
You have precision.
572
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:35,170
Precision is not prissy.
Precision is the foundation of passion.
573
00:42:35,672 --> 00:42:39,007
Passion without precision? Chaos.
574
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:43,136
Look at your thumb.
Your sublime thumb position.
575
00:42:43,346 --> 00:42:45,681
You really keep the pressure on.
576
00:42:45,848 --> 00:42:48,183
Most men can't, but you...
577
00:42:48,768 --> 00:42:51,603
You have the most beautiful callus.
578
00:42:52,689 --> 00:42:54,356
This hand.
579
00:42:56,025 --> 00:42:59,528
This is your failure.
Your bowing sucks.
580
00:43:01,364 --> 00:43:03,031
My bowing? Why?
581
00:43:05,994 --> 00:43:09,997
Your spiccato sounds like marcato.
Your legato like d�tach�.
582
00:43:10,206 --> 00:43:14,710
You kill the passion. Let it go.
Why are you holding back?
583
00:43:15,044 --> 00:43:17,504
These aren't just notes
you're playing...
584
00:43:17,714 --> 00:43:20,549
...they're phrases. Human outcries.
585
00:43:20,717 --> 00:43:23,552
I understand that! And I practice!
586
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:26,179
I practice until my fingers bleed!
587
00:43:27,223 --> 00:43:28,849
I know.
588
00:43:29,058 --> 00:43:32,227
It's the sixteenth notes in the allegro.
I can't do it!
589
00:43:32,562 --> 00:43:34,062
Yes, you can.
590
00:43:35,232 --> 00:43:36,858
It's no good.
591
00:43:40,571 --> 00:43:42,071
I don't have it.
592
00:43:42,364 --> 00:43:43,573
I can't do it.
593
00:43:43,866 --> 00:43:46,743
- Yes, you can.
- No, I can't, I can't.
594
00:43:49,246 --> 00:43:50,580
[GASPS]
595
00:43:52,082 --> 00:43:53,416
DARYL:
Trust me.
596
00:43:54,376 --> 00:43:55,710
Trust me.
597
00:44:07,931 --> 00:44:12,268
Try.
598
00:44:13,103 --> 00:44:14,729
Let it go. Don't be afraid.
599
00:44:14,897 --> 00:44:17,857
You have great passion in you.
Let it out.
600
00:44:18,442 --> 00:44:20,276
I can take it.
601
00:44:20,611 --> 00:44:22,111
I want it.
602
00:44:26,492 --> 00:44:28,493
[PLAYING]
603
00:44:31,163 --> 00:44:35,625
Yes.
604
00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:39,630
Yes, that's it.
605
00:44:41,049 --> 00:44:45,135
Relax. Just breathe into it.
606
00:44:45,470 --> 00:44:48,472
Don't tighten up. That's it.
607
00:44:49,265 --> 00:44:51,433
Feel it. Hold it. Love it.
608
00:44:51,810 --> 00:44:53,310
That's it, yes.
609
00:44:53,478 --> 00:44:55,104
Yes, that's right. Now!
610
00:45:03,947 --> 00:45:06,115
That's right. Do you feel that?
611
00:45:06,366 --> 00:45:09,034
Let it wash over you.
Let it tickle you.
612
00:45:38,648 --> 00:45:40,232
[THUNDER CRASHING]
613
00:45:45,614 --> 00:45:47,240
[CHUCKLES]
614
00:45:54,623 --> 00:45:56,624
[MOANING]
615
00:46:12,183 --> 00:46:14,184
[KIDS YELLING]
616
00:46:20,149 --> 00:46:21,733
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
617
00:46:22,902 --> 00:46:25,737
[ALL GREETING EACH OTHER]
618
00:46:26,739 --> 00:46:27,989
CAROL:
Did you miss me?
619
00:46:28,199 --> 00:46:30,158
- Yes.
- Good. I missed you too.
620
00:46:30,326 --> 00:46:31,910
- Like my new top?
- Yeah, it's cute.
621
00:46:32,077 --> 00:46:34,037
Do you want to listen to some tapes?
622
00:46:34,205 --> 00:46:36,331
[KIDS CHEER]
623
00:46:36,540 --> 00:46:38,917
Alex! Yoo-hoo.
624
00:46:39,251 --> 00:46:40,919
ALEX:
I'm out here!
625
00:46:43,255 --> 00:46:44,798
- Let's go.
- What is that?
626
00:46:44,966 --> 00:46:49,094
We're going to be late.
Carol, the number is on the fridge!
627
00:46:49,930 --> 00:46:52,932
- But you're not dressed.
ALEX: I'm not naked.
628
00:46:55,227 --> 00:46:57,394
- I don't believe it!
- Neither do I!
629
00:46:57,562 --> 00:46:59,772
But I swear to God,
I couldn't walk for two days.
630
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:02,274
[LAUGHING AND SCREAMING]
631
00:47:02,442 --> 00:47:05,236
His penis is amazing.
It bends the wrong way.
632
00:47:05,403 --> 00:47:07,488
The wrong...? Wait a minute!
633
00:47:07,948 --> 00:47:09,615
It bends like that!
634
00:47:09,908 --> 00:47:12,243
- You're terrible.
- No, I'm fabulous.
635
00:47:13,453 --> 00:47:15,663
But just because you went
to bed with him...
636
00:47:15,830 --> 00:47:18,958
No, it's not just that!
It's like he knows me.
637
00:47:19,251 --> 00:47:23,254
He knows everything!
I can't wait for you to meet him.
638
00:47:23,463 --> 00:47:27,299
And I can't wait for Jane to meet him!
Jane will love him!
639
00:47:27,467 --> 00:47:30,052
[LAUGHING]
640
00:47:34,349 --> 00:47:35,683
SUKIE:
Jane?
641
00:47:35,934 --> 00:47:37,101
Is that you?
642
00:47:37,269 --> 00:47:40,104
JANE:
Sukie. Alexandra.
643
00:47:40,814 --> 00:47:42,982
Did you come to fix the plumbing?
644
00:47:43,275 --> 00:47:46,527
I didn't have time to change.
What's your excuse?
645
00:47:46,695 --> 00:47:48,697
I don't need any. I was invited.
646
00:47:48,864 --> 00:47:49,990
So was I.
647
00:47:50,157 --> 00:47:51,491
DARYL:
Hello!
648
00:47:51,659 --> 00:47:53,660
Mm. Darling!
649
00:47:53,828 --> 00:47:54,953
There you are.
650
00:47:55,121 --> 00:47:56,663
ALEX: Are we late?
- Not at all.
651
00:47:56,831 --> 00:47:58,331
JANE:
Weren't we playing singles?
652
00:47:58,499 --> 00:48:00,584
- You don't play tennis.
JANE: I do now.
653
00:48:00,751 --> 00:48:03,837
Sukie. At last we meet.
654
00:48:04,505 --> 00:48:06,590
Hi. Hello. How are you?
655
00:48:06,841 --> 00:48:08,508
Let me...
656
00:48:09,176 --> 00:48:11,845
...look at those eyes of yours.
657
00:48:13,180 --> 00:48:15,849
You are a fertile creature, aren't you?
658
00:48:16,183 --> 00:48:17,350
Thank you, I think.
659
00:48:17,518 --> 00:48:21,187
I'm reading that rag of a newspaper.
You are a genius.
660
00:48:21,689 --> 00:48:24,691
Wasted. Pearls before swine.
661
00:48:25,693 --> 00:48:30,530
When are we going to do our interview?
I love interviews.
662
00:48:30,865 --> 00:48:33,158
- They're so intimate.
- Anytime you say.
663
00:48:33,326 --> 00:48:37,329
Just the two of us,
banging away, head to head.
664
00:48:37,705 --> 00:48:40,040
Yes, yes.
665
00:48:40,207 --> 00:48:41,458
But not today.
666
00:48:41,626 --> 00:48:44,544
Today is for tennis.
Are you ready, ladies?
667
00:48:49,717 --> 00:48:54,388
What a day!
668
00:48:55,682 --> 00:48:56,724
[SNIFFS]
669
00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:58,893
Is that your perfume?
670
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:00,811
[GLASS SHATTERS]
671
00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,740
[BOTH GRUNT]
672
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:14,533
ALEX:
Double fault!
673
00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:18,579
I'm not blind or deaf!
You don't have to shout!
674
00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:21,540
We're all good friends.
Let's play fair.
675
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:25,378
I always play fair, okay?
Love-forty, Jane.
676
00:49:25,545 --> 00:49:27,421
- Okay, okay.
- Okay?
677
00:49:27,589 --> 00:49:30,132
- What do you mean?
- Don't let them rattle you.
678
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:32,927
They're just trying to get you.
Let's go.
679
00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:34,220
[JANE GRUNTS]
680
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:43,938
- Uhn!
- Ah.
681
00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:47,108
Sorry, darling. Lost my head.
682
00:49:49,277 --> 00:49:50,778
Fault.
683
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,994
[GRUNTING]
684
00:50:01,457 --> 00:50:02,874
Ow!
685
00:50:21,144 --> 00:50:22,811
JANE:
I've got it! I've got it!
686
00:50:27,442 --> 00:50:28,942
It's not coming down.
687
00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:41,413
[SUKIE GIGGLES]
688
00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:46,835
Come on.
689
00:50:47,170 --> 00:50:49,337
Our game. Sukie serves.
690
00:51:09,151 --> 00:51:11,152
[MUTTERING]
691
00:51:25,167 --> 00:51:26,334
Stop!
692
00:51:31,298 --> 00:51:32,715
[EXHALES]
693
00:52:04,916 --> 00:52:06,583
Good going, Daryl.
694
00:52:16,594 --> 00:52:18,095
SUKIE:
Jane!
695
00:52:40,285 --> 00:52:41,702
[THUNDER CRASHING]
696
00:52:49,419 --> 00:52:50,961
[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
697
00:52:51,546 --> 00:52:53,046
[LAUGHS]
698
00:52:53,756 --> 00:52:55,215
SUKIE:
Strong drink. What is it?
699
00:52:55,383 --> 00:52:58,260
DARYL:
Rum... vodka...
700
00:52:58,469 --> 00:53:00,137
...brandy...
701
00:53:00,305 --> 00:53:01,638
...acid.
702
00:53:02,432 --> 00:53:03,975
I'm only kidding.
703
00:53:04,310 --> 00:53:07,186
I don't mind.
Drugs have no effect on me.
704
00:53:07,354 --> 00:53:09,480
- Really?
- Neither does alcohol.
705
00:53:09,815 --> 00:53:12,650
It's true. It's boring, but it's true.
706
00:53:17,948 --> 00:53:20,283
Are you going to seduce me too?
707
00:53:21,994 --> 00:53:23,161
Yes.
708
00:53:25,122 --> 00:53:26,456
How?
709
00:53:29,001 --> 00:53:30,460
I don't know.
710
00:53:32,838 --> 00:53:35,340
I should warn you. I get pregnant.
711
00:53:36,675 --> 00:53:39,677
I get pregnant all the time.
At the drop of a hat.
712
00:53:39,845 --> 00:53:42,138
I could borrow your toothbrush
and get pregnant.
713
00:53:43,015 --> 00:53:45,016
I'll keep that in mind.
714
00:53:47,353 --> 00:53:48,770
That doesn't bother you?
715
00:53:50,064 --> 00:53:51,314
No.
716
00:53:54,026 --> 00:53:55,860
You're not like other men.
717
00:53:56,862 --> 00:53:58,321
- I'm not.
- Uhn-uhn.
718
00:53:58,530 --> 00:54:03,034
Most men, well, my husband,
try to keep everything under control...
719
00:54:03,369 --> 00:54:05,703
...pretend everything is normal.
720
00:54:05,871 --> 00:54:10,041
Always rational,
always an explanation for everything.
721
00:54:10,709 --> 00:54:15,046
Men need that, don't they?
To feel everything is solid.
722
00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:18,007
And the world just isn't like that.
723
00:54:18,717 --> 00:54:21,386
Certainly not with you three around.
724
00:54:25,516 --> 00:54:27,141
I don't think...
725
00:54:39,029 --> 00:54:42,031
We're not so different from other women.
726
00:54:42,241 --> 00:54:44,409
Women are more natural, right?
727
00:54:44,743 --> 00:54:48,246
And nature is crazy,
no matter what science says.
728
00:54:50,749 --> 00:54:52,417
So I don't mind.
729
00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:58,756
I don't mind when peculiar things
happen. It's natural...
730
00:54:59,091 --> 00:55:01,634
...because the world
is a peculiar place.
731
00:55:02,094 --> 00:55:04,429
And you're a very peculiar person.
732
00:55:05,723 --> 00:55:06,848
Thank you.
733
00:55:09,268 --> 00:55:11,562
I would love to be a woman.
734
00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:14,231
You would? Really? Why?
735
00:55:14,607 --> 00:55:18,110
Just look what you can do
with your bodies.
736
00:55:18,611 --> 00:55:20,779
Make babies and...
737
00:55:21,781 --> 00:55:24,450
...make milk to feed the babies.
738
00:55:27,454 --> 00:55:29,455
If I could do that...
739
00:55:31,291 --> 00:55:33,292
Who are you, really?
740
00:55:35,962 --> 00:55:38,297
Anybody you want me to be.
741
00:55:58,777 --> 00:56:00,778
[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
742
00:57:27,492 --> 00:57:29,285
[SCREAMS]
743
00:57:32,205 --> 00:57:34,248
[DOG BARKING]
744
00:57:37,252 --> 00:57:39,253
[SUKIE AND ALEX LAUGHING]
745
00:57:53,935 --> 00:57:55,311
[GASPS]
746
00:58:03,069 --> 00:58:05,070
[LAUGHING]
747
00:58:13,788 --> 00:58:16,123
DARYL:
Look at what they can do.
748
00:58:17,626 --> 00:58:19,627
These are human beings.
749
00:58:25,134 --> 00:58:26,885
[RINGS BELL]
750
00:58:27,053 --> 00:58:28,470
[JANE SCREAMS]
751
00:58:30,306 --> 00:58:33,975
SUKIE: When you're a kid
and don't understand anything...
752
00:58:34,310 --> 00:58:37,479
...you think when you grow up
it will all make sense.
753
00:58:37,813 --> 00:58:40,941
Then when you grow up,
you keep waiting for the day.
754
00:58:41,108 --> 00:58:42,901
You think it ever happens?
755
00:58:44,862 --> 00:58:49,574
It starts when you open your eyes and
realize what the future has in store for you.
756
00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:54,162
And what do you see
when you open your eyes?
757
00:58:57,041 --> 00:58:58,500
Well...
758
00:58:59,043 --> 00:59:01,378
It's a short life, isn't it?
759
00:59:02,713 --> 00:59:05,924
Sometimes I look in the mirror
and I see everything...
760
00:59:06,092 --> 00:59:08,051
...disintegrating faster and faster.
761
00:59:13,724 --> 00:59:15,725
I always see snakes.
762
00:59:16,060 --> 00:59:18,061
Hundreds of them.
763
00:59:18,562 --> 00:59:21,064
They crawl all over me and I disappear.
764
00:59:21,399 --> 00:59:23,734
Then I'm just not there anymore.
765
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:34,412
Well, I don't mind that it's a short life
or growing old or disappearing.
766
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:39,083
It's the pain that scares me.
I don't know why there has to be...
767
00:59:39,751 --> 00:59:41,585
...so much pain.
768
00:59:42,629 --> 00:59:45,673
Yeah, well...
769
00:59:46,925 --> 00:59:50,094
We don't deal the deck
down here, we just...
770
00:59:50,429 --> 00:59:52,596
...play the percentages.
771
00:59:54,766 --> 00:59:56,767
[DOGS BARKING]
772
01:00:07,362 --> 01:00:09,363
[CHOIR SINGING HYMN]
773
01:00:39,312 --> 01:00:47,319
Whores.
774
01:00:48,446 --> 01:00:49,738
CLYDE:
What?
775
01:00:49,989 --> 01:00:52,616
FELICIA: Whores!
- Shh, shh, shh.
776
01:00:55,036 --> 01:00:57,454
- Whores.
- Sit down, sit down.
777
01:00:57,830 --> 01:00:59,498
FELICIA:
Look around you.
778
01:01:00,333 --> 01:01:03,168
Look around you.
Do you see what's happening?
779
01:01:04,003 --> 01:01:05,504
In our town.
780
01:01:05,838 --> 01:01:08,256
In our very homes!
781
01:01:12,011 --> 01:01:14,846
You know who I'm talking about.
You know!
782
01:01:15,515 --> 01:01:19,017
You know what's going on in that house!
Vice!
783
01:01:19,268 --> 01:01:20,519
Perversions!
784
01:01:21,020 --> 01:01:22,687
Shamelessness!
785
01:01:23,272 --> 01:01:24,773
Cavorting...
786
01:01:25,191 --> 01:01:27,150
...with that devil!
787
01:01:27,318 --> 01:01:29,319
She's fine. She's sick.
788
01:01:31,115 --> 01:01:34,033
No! Drugs! Drugs are next.
789
01:01:34,535 --> 01:01:35,701
Murder!
790
01:01:36,203 --> 01:01:37,537
Rape!
791
01:01:39,039 --> 01:01:40,289
Incest!
792
01:01:40,707 --> 01:01:42,375
Spanish flies!
793
01:01:42,793 --> 01:01:45,211
Dildos! Anal intercourse!
794
01:01:48,549 --> 01:01:50,383
Listen to me!
795
01:01:51,552 --> 01:01:53,177
- Please.
- Sorry!
796
01:02:11,238 --> 01:02:13,239
Let's go home, Felicia.
797
01:02:13,574 --> 01:02:15,741
You employ one of them, Clyde.
798
01:02:15,993 --> 01:02:17,827
That's nobody's business.
799
01:02:18,287 --> 01:02:22,707
Oh-ho. It is everybody's business!
800
01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:27,003
You know, once there was a paradise.
801
01:02:27,671 --> 01:02:30,590
Then a serpent came into that garden.
802
01:02:30,841 --> 01:02:33,760
For Christ's sake, Felicia,
would you stop?
803
01:02:36,389 --> 01:02:38,265
Oh, Clyde.
804
01:02:39,267 --> 01:02:41,768
I have nothing against a good fuck.
805
01:02:43,438 --> 01:02:45,689
But there is danger here.
806
01:02:47,775 --> 01:02:50,777
Somebody has to do something about it.
807
01:03:06,503 --> 01:03:08,504
[PLAYING BADLY]
808
01:03:21,142 --> 01:03:22,476
Okay, stop.
809
01:03:22,977 --> 01:03:24,645
Stop! Stop.
810
01:03:25,772 --> 01:03:27,105
Um...
811
01:03:29,817 --> 01:03:31,485
Let's get rid of the music.
812
01:03:32,654 --> 01:03:37,325
Throw it away! Get rid of it.
Let's get rid of the music.
813
01:03:37,493 --> 01:03:39,661
That's it! Right. Okay, now...
814
01:03:39,828 --> 01:03:42,497
I want you all to close your eyes.
815
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:46,000
Take a deep breath.
816
01:03:47,670 --> 01:03:49,337
Let it all out.
817
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,841
Now pick up your instrument...
818
01:03:55,427 --> 01:03:57,595
...and when I count to four...
819
01:03:58,138 --> 01:04:00,807
...we'll play the shit
out of this thing.
820
01:04:02,393 --> 01:04:08,898
One, two, three, four.
821
01:04:09,692 --> 01:04:11,859
[BAND STARTS PLAYING]
822
01:04:12,027 --> 01:04:14,195
That's it, just relax.
823
01:04:15,698 --> 01:04:17,865
Take it easy. Good.
824
01:04:19,201 --> 01:04:20,535
Nice!
825
01:04:21,537 --> 01:04:22,870
Smile.
826
01:04:23,205 --> 01:04:25,540
Come on, smile, Martha.
827
01:04:29,211 --> 01:04:32,630
That's it, this is fun.
Come on, this is easy.
828
01:04:32,965 --> 01:04:36,384
Easy-peasy. That's it, that's it. Good.
829
01:04:38,053 --> 01:04:41,640
Just let it flow over you. Good.
830
01:04:45,061 --> 01:04:46,895
Let it tickle you now.
831
01:04:48,189 --> 01:04:51,525
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
832
01:04:51,735 --> 01:04:54,236
Good! You've got it now. Come on!
833
01:04:54,654 --> 01:04:57,615
Go with it, it's yours! Come on!
834
01:04:57,824 --> 01:05:00,200
Good! Yes!
835
01:05:01,161 --> 01:05:06,040
See? You can do it. That's it.
You're doing great. Flow with it.
836
01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:09,376
That's it, yes!
837
01:05:09,753 --> 01:05:13,088
These aren't phrases,
these are human outcries!
838
01:05:37,405 --> 01:05:39,031
Oh.
839
01:05:39,449 --> 01:05:42,451
Double-double chocolate.
These are fabulous.
840
01:05:45,747 --> 01:05:48,082
Mm-mm.
841
01:05:54,964 --> 01:05:56,757
Excuse me.
842
01:06:17,487 --> 01:06:19,738
Are you buying the paper or not?
843
01:06:20,865 --> 01:06:22,825
- Um...
- Slut.
844
01:06:24,911 --> 01:06:26,245
What did you say?
845
01:06:26,496 --> 01:06:27,830
You heard her.
846
01:06:40,885 --> 01:06:42,678
WOMAN 1:
Did you see her socks?
847
01:06:43,513 --> 01:06:45,848
WOMAN 2:
She's not wearing a bra.
848
01:06:47,268 --> 01:06:48,893
SUKIE:
How could you do this?
849
01:06:49,061 --> 01:06:51,646
We didn't use any names
except for Van Horne.
850
01:06:51,814 --> 01:06:53,773
You don't know what goes on there.
851
01:06:54,275 --> 01:06:56,735
The whole town is talking
about you and your friends.
852
01:06:56,902 --> 01:06:59,195
This is so unfair. It's also untrue.
853
01:06:59,363 --> 01:07:01,239
- No, no, no, no.
- Yes.
854
01:07:01,449 --> 01:07:04,951
He filled in the wetlands
and ruined it for the birds.
855
01:07:05,202 --> 01:07:08,413
He altered the landmark building...
856
01:07:08,581 --> 01:07:11,166
...and the town is suing him
for $2 million.
857
01:07:11,333 --> 01:07:13,460
How can you do this to me?
858
01:07:13,711 --> 01:07:17,046
I work very hard and you know
I'm a good writer.
859
01:07:17,256 --> 01:07:18,882
All right, Sukie, all right.
860
01:07:19,049 --> 01:07:20,508
- What?
- Look, look.
861
01:07:20,885 --> 01:07:21,926
[STAMMERS]
862
01:07:22,094 --> 01:07:24,554
I don't own the newspaper, you know.
863
01:07:28,559 --> 01:07:30,560
It's Felicia, isn't it?
864
01:07:31,145 --> 01:07:32,312
She's a...
865
01:07:33,481 --> 01:07:34,773
...very sick woman.
866
01:07:34,940 --> 01:07:39,402
She's having a very bad time.
And I don't know what to do.
867
01:07:40,404 --> 01:07:42,405
I want her to see a doctor.
868
01:07:42,740 --> 01:07:46,409
Well, not a doctor, you know,
but a... doctor.
869
01:07:53,668 --> 01:07:54,960
Clyde.
870
01:07:57,923 --> 01:08:00,424
We went to high school together.
871
01:08:02,260 --> 01:08:03,844
She was a catch.
872
01:08:05,931 --> 01:08:10,518
Ever since the accident, she just
hasn't been the same. And now...
873
01:08:15,774 --> 01:08:17,608
I'm so sorry, Clyde.
874
01:08:27,619 --> 01:08:29,203
What am I doing?
875
01:08:29,621 --> 01:08:31,038
Firing me.
876
01:08:32,082 --> 01:08:33,457
Oh.
877
01:08:36,628 --> 01:08:39,296
All these terrible things she says...
878
01:08:41,466 --> 01:08:43,384
...they're not true, are they?
879
01:08:47,055 --> 01:08:49,181
We should stop seeing each other.
880
01:08:49,349 --> 01:08:52,309
- Oh, let's not overreact.
- Yes, let's not overreact.
881
01:08:52,519 --> 01:08:55,063
- I think we should.
- It's a small town, Daryl.
882
01:08:55,314 --> 01:08:58,275
We haven't done anything.
Why stop seeing each other?
883
01:08:58,442 --> 01:09:00,277
Clyde says that Felicia has visions.
884
01:09:00,444 --> 01:09:01,862
Why is it always women
who have visions?
885
01:09:02,029 --> 01:09:04,072
She sees the devil here in Eastwick.
886
01:09:04,323 --> 01:09:07,492
If you were the devil,
would you come to Eastwick?
887
01:09:07,827 --> 01:09:10,078
Oh, I don't know.
888
01:09:10,246 --> 01:09:11,288
Poor Felicia.
889
01:09:11,497 --> 01:09:15,125
Poor Felicia? She talked
to all of my students' mothers.
890
01:09:15,293 --> 01:09:17,043
I had 12 cancellations this week.
891
01:09:17,211 --> 01:09:19,713
People tell Carol her mother is a dyke.
892
01:09:19,881 --> 01:09:21,590
You're being sued for millions.
893
01:09:21,841 --> 01:09:23,508
That is inconvenient.
894
01:09:23,759 --> 01:09:26,094
She's not kidding about
her medieval morality.
895
01:09:26,846 --> 01:09:29,848
I think Sukie is right.
Maybe we should stop.
896
01:09:30,308 --> 01:09:31,391
Maybe she should stop.
897
01:09:31,559 --> 01:09:33,935
You can't be serious.
We're a family.
898
01:09:34,186 --> 01:09:37,022
Just for a while
until things settle down.
899
01:09:39,692 --> 01:09:41,735
Don't let her get to you.
900
01:09:42,028 --> 01:09:43,528
Have a cherry.
901
01:09:54,498 --> 01:09:58,210
They are selling pornography
at Schyler's News Shop.
902
01:09:59,379 --> 01:10:01,881
In the open. On the shelves.
903
01:10:02,215 --> 01:10:04,550
Children are looking at this...
904
01:10:05,010 --> 01:10:06,719
[GAGS]
905
01:10:07,554 --> 01:10:09,388
It's in broad daylight.
906
01:10:10,223 --> 01:10:13,059
I can't understand one word
you're saying. Not one!
907
01:10:13,310 --> 01:10:15,561
FELICIA:
They're standing in line...
908
01:10:22,903 --> 01:10:24,695
Filth in broad daylight.
909
01:10:24,863 --> 01:10:26,447
CLYDE:
Right.
910
01:10:35,582 --> 01:10:37,458
She made a scene at Schyler's.
911
01:10:37,626 --> 01:10:40,920
Grabbing magazines from kids
and chasing them.
912
01:10:41,588 --> 01:10:45,341
She's in pain. Clyde too.
He started drinking again.
913
01:10:45,592 --> 01:10:48,636
She's twisted. Getting to me
through my kid is sick.
914
01:10:48,804 --> 01:10:51,806
- We could help.
- By putting her out of her misery.
915
01:10:51,974 --> 01:10:54,558
Please.
They're lucky to have each other.
916
01:10:54,726 --> 01:10:58,104
If they don't appreciate that,
I have no sympathy.
917
01:10:58,605 --> 01:11:01,358
Easy for you to say.
You don't have kids or a family.
918
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:05,946
You're my family.
I don't want to lose it.
919
01:11:07,115 --> 01:11:09,950
I just can't stand to see you upset.
920
01:11:11,369 --> 01:11:13,620
You don't know what it does to me.
921
01:11:14,956 --> 01:11:16,957
I wish she would just go away.
922
01:11:19,127 --> 01:11:20,961
Have another cherry.
923
01:11:40,481 --> 01:11:42,649
He's trying to get inside me.
924
01:11:43,818 --> 01:11:45,402
He's trying to use me.
925
01:11:46,821 --> 01:11:49,156
And he's using these women too.
926
01:11:50,992 --> 01:11:53,326
He wants to take our goodness.
927
01:11:58,499 --> 01:12:00,751
He wants to get inside me.
928
01:12:02,838 --> 01:12:04,505
Just like a man.
929
01:12:05,424 --> 01:12:07,091
Tickle, tickle, diddle, diddle.
930
01:12:08,177 --> 01:12:09,802
[CLYDE MOANS]
931
01:12:12,681 --> 01:12:16,851
God made us in the image of goodness.
Look what we've become.
932
01:12:17,436 --> 01:12:19,395
[GROWLING]
933
01:12:20,856 --> 01:12:22,690
Animals gone mad...
934
01:12:23,442 --> 01:12:26,444
...devouring the earth and each other.
935
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:30,615
Eat, eat, eat, eat!
936
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:32,408
[SCREAMS]
937
01:12:34,369 --> 01:12:36,621
Felicia, calm down.
938
01:12:36,914 --> 01:12:40,083
[PANTING]
939
01:12:46,215 --> 01:12:48,049
I know who he is, Clyde.
940
01:12:49,551 --> 01:12:51,219
Have another cherry.
941
01:12:52,971 --> 01:12:54,514
[GAGS]
942
01:13:04,525 --> 01:13:06,735
What have you been eating?
943
01:13:07,570 --> 01:13:09,404
Those poor women.
944
01:13:09,864 --> 01:13:11,573
I have to warn them.
945
01:13:18,414 --> 01:13:20,415
He'll propagate, Clyde.
946
01:13:22,418 --> 01:13:24,586
He will increase his number.
947
01:13:27,382 --> 01:13:30,425
Those women are going to bear him sons.
948
01:13:31,761 --> 01:13:35,848
He's going to take their love
and destroy the earth with it.
949
01:13:36,766 --> 01:13:37,808
[CHUCKLES]
950
01:13:37,976 --> 01:13:39,434
[STOMACH RUMBLES]
951
01:13:41,396 --> 01:13:45,065
[GROANING]
952
01:13:54,784 --> 01:13:56,451
[RETCHING VIOLENTLY]
953
01:13:56,619 --> 01:13:58,453
Let's call it a day.
954
01:14:03,418 --> 01:14:05,085
[THUDDING]
955
01:15:19,704 --> 01:15:22,164
- I don't believe it.
- I know.
956
01:15:24,209 --> 01:15:26,377
I know him. He couldn't do this.
957
01:15:27,045 --> 01:15:29,630
Alex, don't you get it? God!
958
01:15:29,798 --> 01:15:30,923
Get what?
959
01:15:31,091 --> 01:15:32,216
Us!
960
01:15:33,385 --> 01:15:35,386
Last night, all that talk.
961
01:15:35,637 --> 01:15:37,471
Those were just words.
962
01:15:37,722 --> 01:15:40,724
They make things happen.
We make things happen.
963
01:15:40,976 --> 01:15:43,352
- We had nothing to do with this.
- Yes, we do!
964
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:44,979
We should talk to Daryl.
965
01:15:45,146 --> 01:15:47,982
Why? Why do we have to do
everything Daryl says?
966
01:15:48,233 --> 01:15:49,441
She's right.
967
01:15:49,609 --> 01:15:52,403
Some man comes along
and nothing else matters!
968
01:15:52,737 --> 01:15:54,571
You are so dumb, Jane.
969
01:15:54,906 --> 01:15:58,158
- This is about us, not Daryl.
- Let's call him.
970
01:15:58,326 --> 01:16:01,036
Can't you stop thinking
from between your legs?
971
01:16:01,204 --> 01:16:02,496
You bitch!
972
01:16:02,664 --> 01:16:03,998
SUKIE:
Alex, don't.
973
01:16:04,165 --> 01:16:06,041
- Shut up, Sukie!
- Will you get off of her?
974
01:16:06,209 --> 01:16:10,045
[ALL YELLING]
975
01:16:20,683 --> 01:16:22,350
[SCREAMING]
976
01:16:50,046 --> 01:16:51,796
Anybody call?
977
01:17:03,351 --> 01:17:05,060
[THUNDER CRASHING]
978
01:17:18,491 --> 01:17:21,534
[PHONE RINGING]
979
01:17:36,675 --> 01:17:38,927
ALEX [OVER PHONE]: Hello?
- Hi.
980
01:17:39,678 --> 01:17:42,680
- Daryl?
- Yeah. Remember me?
981
01:17:43,891 --> 01:17:44,933
How are you?
982
01:17:47,019 --> 01:17:49,854
I'm hanging in there.
What do you want?
983
01:17:51,023 --> 01:17:55,276
Nothing. I just called
to see how you are, you know?
984
01:17:56,028 --> 01:17:58,363
See how things were going.
985
01:17:59,198 --> 01:18:00,532
I'm fine.
986
01:18:03,244 --> 01:18:04,536
[CLEARS THROAT]
987
01:18:04,703 --> 01:18:08,915
I wanted to see how you were,
you know?
988
01:18:09,708 --> 01:18:11,876
Make sure you were okay.
989
01:18:12,545 --> 01:18:16,548
Make sure you didn't have any
uncontrollable desire to see me.
990
01:18:17,758 --> 01:18:22,430
In case you were missing me and
you were too embarrassed to call...
991
01:18:22,639 --> 01:18:24,181
...I called first.
992
01:18:24,349 --> 01:18:28,018
Then you could feel superior
and see me at the same time.
993
01:18:29,813 --> 01:18:31,313
What do you say?
994
01:18:32,315 --> 01:18:35,651
I don't feel superior. I feel terrible.
995
01:18:37,362 --> 01:18:39,363
I feel terrible too.
996
01:18:39,698 --> 01:18:42,992
If we both feel terrible,
can't we do something about it?
997
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:44,660
What's going on here?
998
01:18:44,828 --> 01:18:47,830
Nobody's calling me.
Nobody's coming to see me.
999
01:18:47,998 --> 01:18:49,874
- No...
- I just think we need some time.
1000
01:18:50,041 --> 01:18:51,542
We need a little time, okay?
1001
01:18:51,710 --> 01:18:55,212
No, it's not okay, Alex.
I don't understand.
1002
01:18:55,547 --> 01:18:58,299
Somebody died, Daryl.
Felicia is dead.
1003
01:18:59,551 --> 01:19:01,177
Yeah, well...
1004
01:19:02,053 --> 01:19:05,556
People die all the time.
She was in a bad way.
1005
01:19:05,724 --> 01:19:07,391
It has nothing to do with us.
1006
01:19:09,060 --> 01:19:12,646
I can't talk to you.
Don't call me, because I...
1007
01:19:12,898 --> 01:19:14,148
Don't hang up!
1008
01:19:14,316 --> 01:19:17,818
Alex, don't do this! This is not fair!
1009
01:19:22,407 --> 01:19:25,242
[SCRATCHING]
1010
01:19:58,110 --> 01:20:00,278
Happy birthday!
1011
01:20:01,697 --> 01:20:03,114
It's not my birthday.
1012
01:20:04,116 --> 01:20:05,158
It isn't?
1013
01:20:06,285 --> 01:20:08,161
- You sure?
- I'm sure.
1014
01:20:11,290 --> 01:20:12,958
Well, what the hell.
1015
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:15,961
Happy whatever day.
1016
01:20:16,295 --> 01:20:18,463
These are my favorite fruit.
1017
01:20:18,965 --> 01:20:21,049
I can't accept those, Daryl.
1018
01:20:27,974 --> 01:20:30,309
I'm freezing my nuts off out here.
1019
01:20:30,561 --> 01:20:33,145
I can't ask you in, I'm sorry.
1020
01:20:34,982 --> 01:20:38,734
Not even for a little while?
Just to dry off.
1021
01:20:39,820 --> 01:20:42,071
Talk to the kids maybe.
1022
01:20:42,990 --> 01:20:45,324
No. You have to go away.
1023
01:20:45,993 --> 01:20:49,662
You have to go away now.
I can't see you or talk to you.
1024
01:20:49,997 --> 01:20:52,331
I'm sorry, Daryl, but I can't!
1025
01:21:31,204 --> 01:21:32,372
Jane?
1026
01:21:43,926 --> 01:21:45,510
Hello.
1027
01:21:48,598 --> 01:21:50,057
Give me that.
1028
01:22:11,871 --> 01:22:13,830
NURSE: Mrs. Spofford?
- What's wrong with me?
1029
01:22:13,998 --> 01:22:17,084
Nothing. You're pregnant.
1030
01:22:21,255 --> 01:22:22,923
Three or four weeks.
1031
01:22:25,510 --> 01:22:27,094
Are you sure?
1032
01:22:29,889 --> 01:22:33,725
I thought something was really wrong.
Are you sure?
1033
01:22:34,102 --> 01:22:35,978
Do you need a doctor?
We could recommend...
1034
01:22:36,146 --> 01:22:37,730
No, no, no, I... No.
1035
01:22:37,940 --> 01:22:39,607
Thank you so much.
1036
01:22:40,609 --> 01:22:42,777
Mrs. Spofford, your clothes.
1037
01:22:56,417 --> 01:22:58,376
SUKIE [OVER TV]:
Do you think it ever happens?
1038
01:22:59,461 --> 01:23:01,129
JANE:
It starts when you open your eyes...
1039
01:23:01,296 --> 01:23:03,798
...and realize what the future
has in store for you.
1040
01:23:03,966 --> 01:23:06,843
DARYL: And what do you see
when you open your eyes?
1041
01:23:09,805 --> 01:23:11,139
JANE:
Well, short life.
1042
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:13,307
I want to surprise him.
1043
01:23:25,988 --> 01:23:28,322
JANE:
It's a short life, isn't it?
1044
01:23:29,575 --> 01:23:32,493
I look in the mirror
and see everything...
1045
01:23:33,162 --> 01:23:35,663
...disintegrating faster and faster.
1046
01:23:37,583 --> 01:23:40,169
It's a short life, isn't it?
1047
01:23:41,254 --> 01:23:44,506
I look in the mirror
and see everything...
1048
01:23:44,758 --> 01:23:47,009
...disintegrating faster and faster.
1049
01:23:49,345 --> 01:23:50,846
[JANE CONTINUES TALKING OVER TV]
1050
01:24:23,546 --> 01:24:26,215
ALEX:
They crawl all over me and I disappear.
1051
01:24:26,549 --> 01:24:28,550
Then I'm just not there anymore.
1052
01:24:28,885 --> 01:24:30,052
Alex!
1053
01:24:31,930 --> 01:24:33,931
I always see snakes.
1054
01:24:35,225 --> 01:24:37,226
Hundreds of them.
1055
01:24:37,727 --> 01:24:41,980
They crawl all over me and I disappear.
Then I'm just not there.
1056
01:25:10,010 --> 01:25:11,427
[SCREAMING]
1057
01:25:26,610 --> 01:25:28,111
Alex, it's me.
1058
01:25:29,947 --> 01:25:33,783
It's me. Just let it go. Let it go!
Look at me!
1059
01:25:34,577 --> 01:25:38,705
Let it go. That's it. Just let it go.
1060
01:25:39,206 --> 01:25:42,625
Pain scares me.
I don't know why there has to be...
1061
01:25:43,794 --> 01:25:45,295
...so much pain.
1062
01:25:45,463 --> 01:25:47,631
[PHONE RINGING]
1063
01:25:57,559 --> 01:25:59,977
SUKIE:
I don't know why there has to be...
1064
01:26:00,395 --> 01:26:02,062
...so much pain.
1065
01:26:06,401 --> 01:26:08,110
[SCREAMS]
1066
01:26:08,486 --> 01:26:10,487
[GASPING]
1067
01:26:25,670 --> 01:26:28,380
[PHONE RINGING]
1068
01:27:13,052 --> 01:27:14,719
[WHISPERING]
Can we talk?
1069
01:27:17,556 --> 01:27:21,309
She's still hemorrhaging.
We slowed it down, but...
1070
01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:22,686
Will she be all right?
1071
01:27:22,853 --> 01:27:25,981
If we knew what was wrong,
we'd have a chance.
1072
01:27:26,232 --> 01:27:27,482
Can we see her?
1073
01:27:28,067 --> 01:27:31,236
She's in a lot of pain.
I can't give her anything...
1074
01:27:31,404 --> 01:27:33,905
...until we know what
we're dealing with.
1075
01:27:34,115 --> 01:27:37,575
Okay. Go ahead.
1076
01:27:42,081 --> 01:27:44,916
ALEX: Sweetheart,
the doctor says you'll be fine.
1077
01:27:46,585 --> 01:27:48,920
He doesn't know what's going on.
1078
01:27:50,172 --> 01:27:53,092
[GASPING]
1079
01:27:53,260 --> 01:27:54,677
JANE:
Easy.
1080
01:27:57,931 --> 01:27:59,515
I'm pregnant.
1081
01:28:02,853 --> 01:28:04,437
So am I.
1082
01:28:09,151 --> 01:28:10,860
Alex?
1083
01:28:12,779 --> 01:28:14,780
That son of a bitch.
1084
01:28:14,948 --> 01:28:16,866
[GASPING]
1085
01:28:19,202 --> 01:28:21,787
Make him stop, please.
Make him stop.
1086
01:28:21,997 --> 01:28:23,998
I will, honey. I will.
1087
01:28:39,473 --> 01:28:41,640
ALEX:
Back off, Fidel!
1088
01:28:42,392 --> 01:28:45,019
Daryl? Daryl!
1089
01:28:45,437 --> 01:28:49,482
ANNOUNCER [OVER TV]:
Tara Flavor, come on down!
1090
01:28:55,781 --> 01:28:57,490
ALEX:
Daryl?
1091
01:28:57,824 --> 01:28:59,158
Alex?
1092
01:29:00,118 --> 01:29:02,536
- Don't "Alex" me.
- What a nice surprise.
1093
01:29:02,704 --> 01:29:04,622
What the hell do you think you're doing?
1094
01:29:04,790 --> 01:29:07,416
I said, what the hell
do you think you're doing?
1095
01:29:07,751 --> 01:29:09,418
A little housework.
1096
01:29:10,670 --> 01:29:14,840
I've been sending these shirts out,
but Jesus, they come back in pieces.
1097
01:29:15,217 --> 01:29:16,842
Small town.
1098
01:29:17,511 --> 01:29:19,178
Not enough Orientals.
1099
01:29:19,346 --> 01:29:22,515
Fidel's all thumbs
with this kind of thing.
1100
01:29:23,016 --> 01:29:24,683
That just leaves me.
1101
01:29:24,851 --> 01:29:28,145
I'm not talking about your damn laundry,
I'm talking about...
1102
01:29:28,313 --> 01:29:30,356
...Sukie and Jane and me.
1103
01:29:31,608 --> 01:29:36,529
Golly. You girls sure are having
a hard time, aren't you?
1104
01:29:38,115 --> 01:29:39,782
Sukie is very ill.
1105
01:29:42,661 --> 01:29:44,620
Well, I'm sorry to hear it.
1106
01:29:44,871 --> 01:29:46,622
Then do something about it!
1107
01:29:47,124 --> 01:29:50,209
Me? What can I do about it?
1108
01:29:50,710 --> 01:29:52,920
It has nothing to do with me anymore.
1109
01:29:53,338 --> 01:29:54,922
It does, and you know it does!
1110
01:29:55,465 --> 01:29:57,007
No, I don't.
1111
01:29:58,135 --> 01:30:02,264
All I know is we were friends
and the next day I was shut out.
1112
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:04,141
That's all I know.
1113
01:30:04,934 --> 01:30:07,519
One minute I was the answer
to your prayers.
1114
01:30:07,687 --> 01:30:11,231
Five minutes later, you wouldn't
give me the time of the day.
1115
01:30:11,399 --> 01:30:14,568
Sukie could die!
Don't you understand that?
1116
01:30:15,069 --> 01:30:18,572
- I can't help it.
- Yes, you can. Don't lie to me.
1117
01:30:20,241 --> 01:30:22,075
You deserted me.
1118
01:30:23,161 --> 01:30:24,619
We had a deal.
1119
01:30:24,787 --> 01:30:26,746
- That's no reason...
- Yes, it is.
1120
01:30:27,248 --> 01:30:28,790
You pissed me off!
1121
01:30:29,167 --> 01:30:31,084
Was I supposed to take it like a man?
1122
01:30:31,252 --> 01:30:32,544
I gave you everything I got!
1123
01:30:32,712 --> 01:30:35,922
I gave you more than anybody ever has,
and what do I get in exchange?
1124
01:30:36,090 --> 01:30:38,341
A little thank you?
A little gratitude?
1125
01:30:38,593 --> 01:30:40,635
I get screwed!
1126
01:30:40,845 --> 01:30:43,930
Oh, cut the crap!
What do you want from us?
1127
01:30:44,098 --> 01:30:47,100
I want somebody to do these shirts!
1128
01:30:47,768 --> 01:30:51,771
I want somebody to pay attention to me!
I want some respect!
1129
01:30:52,064 --> 01:30:55,567
I want somebody to take care
of me for a change!
1130
01:30:55,776 --> 01:30:57,986
Huh? How about that?
1131
01:30:58,279 --> 01:31:00,447
What do I want? Christ!
1132
01:31:01,282 --> 01:31:04,118
What does any man want?
1133
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:06,787
A little affection.
1134
01:31:07,539 --> 01:31:09,457
A little trust.
1135
01:31:11,126 --> 01:31:12,543
Goddamn it.
1136
01:31:13,003 --> 01:31:16,464
Everything I did, I did for you.
1137
01:31:21,887 --> 01:31:23,512
I was wrong.
1138
01:31:24,056 --> 01:31:25,389
Go ahead.
1139
01:31:25,724 --> 01:31:30,144
Go back to your miserable little life.
Fuck me if I care!
1140
01:31:30,562 --> 01:31:34,398
If that's what you want,
that's what you get.
1141
01:31:34,900 --> 01:31:37,568
You are not the only three women
in the world.
1142
01:31:39,988 --> 01:31:41,989
You're hurting people, Daryl.
1143
01:31:43,575 --> 01:31:45,326
What you did for us was great.
1144
01:31:45,494 --> 01:31:48,079
But you can't use your power
to hurt people.
1145
01:31:49,831 --> 01:31:51,499
Don't you understand that?
1146
01:31:52,626 --> 01:31:54,043
No.
1147
01:31:54,670 --> 01:31:58,005
I want my family back together,
that's all.
1148
01:31:59,174 --> 01:32:00,341
You...
1149
01:32:00,759 --> 01:32:02,343
...and Sukie...
1150
01:32:02,511 --> 01:32:04,178
...and Jane.
1151
01:32:05,014 --> 01:32:06,848
I couldn't hurt Sukie.
1152
01:32:07,058 --> 01:32:10,269
I couldn't hurt any of you.
How could I?
1153
01:32:10,979 --> 01:32:12,187
I love you.
1154
01:32:12,355 --> 01:32:14,147
You don't know what love is.
1155
01:32:14,315 --> 01:32:16,942
I can learn.
You could teach me.
1156
01:32:17,151 --> 01:32:18,944
How hard can it be?
1157
01:32:20,405 --> 01:32:23,031
Oh, Alex, let's not fight.
1158
01:32:23,199 --> 01:32:26,535
You can't win.
There's no way you can win.
1159
01:32:27,036 --> 01:32:30,163
There's nothing to go back to,
even if you could win.
1160
01:32:30,331 --> 01:32:31,957
Can't we just...
1161
01:32:32,375 --> 01:32:35,043
...put this behind us and be friends?
1162
01:32:44,304 --> 01:32:45,721
There.
1163
01:32:46,222 --> 01:32:47,639
See?
1164
01:32:47,890 --> 01:32:49,725
Isn't that nice?
1165
01:32:52,145 --> 01:32:53,603
Tell the truth.
1166
01:32:54,564 --> 01:32:57,399
You missed me a little bit, didn't you?
1167
01:32:57,900 --> 01:32:59,276
Huh?
1168
01:32:59,902 --> 01:33:01,903
Yeah, I have.
1169
01:33:02,488 --> 01:33:06,408
So let's kiss and make it better.
1170
01:33:07,827 --> 01:33:10,330
Huh? What do you say?
1171
01:33:12,916 --> 01:33:15,084
ALEX:
What are we going to do with you?
1172
01:33:16,670 --> 01:33:19,672
[EXHALING]
1173
01:33:22,051 --> 01:33:23,676
It stopped.
1174
01:34:21,277 --> 01:34:23,153
Darling, you look perfect.
1175
01:34:23,363 --> 01:34:25,114
Mm.
1176
01:34:28,910 --> 01:34:31,620
[JANE MOANS]
1177
01:34:32,997 --> 01:34:34,289
[CHUCKLES]
1178
01:34:34,582 --> 01:34:35,833
Hi.
1179
01:34:37,836 --> 01:34:39,211
You look gorgeous.
1180
01:34:39,379 --> 01:34:40,754
Thank you.
1181
01:34:40,922 --> 01:34:42,172
Feeling better?
1182
01:34:42,340 --> 01:34:46,009
Much better now.
Everything's going to be much better now.
1183
01:35:15,749 --> 01:35:17,417
[ALL MOANING]
1184
01:35:19,462 --> 01:35:21,045
[SUKIE LAUGHS]
1185
01:35:32,141 --> 01:35:33,558
Fidel.
1186
01:35:33,726 --> 01:35:35,477
We're going to town.
1187
01:35:36,061 --> 01:35:41,024
The ladies have a craving
for bagels and ice cream.
1188
01:35:42,318 --> 01:35:43,818
[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
1189
01:35:57,166 --> 01:35:58,875
[ENGINE STARTS]
1190
01:36:52,138 --> 01:36:53,597
[RUMBLING]
1191
01:37:03,108 --> 01:37:05,109
Three pinches.
1192
01:37:13,076 --> 01:37:14,660
I'd like...
1193
01:37:14,911 --> 01:37:19,248
...a dozen bagels, a pound of gravlax and
what kind of ice cream do you have?
1194
01:37:19,499 --> 01:37:21,918
No ice cream. The freezer's broken.
1195
01:37:22,503 --> 01:37:24,170
Ice cream.
1196
01:37:24,338 --> 01:37:28,300
Um... Well, ahem,
I'll just take the bread and the fish.
1197
01:37:35,766 --> 01:37:37,100
JANE:
It doesn't look like him.
1198
01:37:37,268 --> 01:37:40,061
ALEX:
It doesn't have to. We know who it is.
1199
01:37:40,229 --> 01:37:43,440
He looks funny with no hair.
1200
01:37:43,608 --> 01:37:44,858
It won't hurt him, will it?
1201
01:37:45,026 --> 01:37:48,194
- No. We just want to send him away.
- Jane, come on.
1202
01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,619
No ice cream. Imagine that.
1203
01:37:56,203 --> 01:37:59,873
I'll go see if I can't get some.
You go shopping.
1204
01:38:04,378 --> 01:38:08,381
I said, "A tall, dark prince
traveling under a curse."
1205
01:38:08,716 --> 01:38:10,383
"Somebody nice."
1206
01:38:10,718 --> 01:38:12,552
"Somebody you could talk to."
1207
01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:14,846
[WHISTLING]
1208
01:38:17,224 --> 01:38:18,892
- Morning.
- Good morning.
1209
01:38:19,101 --> 01:38:22,062
I'd like some pistachio.
That is pistachio?
1210
01:38:26,193 --> 01:38:30,613
And some chocolate-chocolate chip.
1211
01:38:31,490 --> 01:38:33,741
[SCREAMING]
1212
01:38:33,909 --> 01:38:36,118
CLERK: Are you okay?
- No, my leg!
1213
01:38:37,245 --> 01:38:39,038
Jesus Christ!
1214
01:38:39,247 --> 01:38:40,790
What is it?
1215
01:38:40,999 --> 01:38:42,208
[SCREAMING]
1216
01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:46,253
What's the matter?
1217
01:38:46,463 --> 01:38:48,214
[PANTING]
1218
01:38:48,590 --> 01:38:50,466
Are you having a heart attack?
1219
01:39:02,562 --> 01:39:05,106
[WHIMPERS]
1220
01:39:20,455 --> 01:39:22,123
Girls!
1221
01:39:22,457 --> 01:39:25,292
Girls? What are you doing?
1222
01:39:28,131 --> 01:39:32,050
Girls! Girls! Please, don't!
1223
01:39:36,264 --> 01:39:38,265
[GRUNTING]
1224
01:40:06,210 --> 01:40:08,545
Elijah fled to the mount of God.
1225
01:40:08,838 --> 01:40:12,340
The Lord passed by and a great,
strong wind rent the mountains...
1226
01:40:12,508 --> 01:40:14,676
...and breaked in pieces
the rocks before the Lord...
1227
01:40:14,844 --> 01:40:16,178
[DOORS OPENING]
1228
01:40:16,345 --> 01:40:18,346
[WIND HOWLING]
1229
01:40:20,433 --> 01:40:22,434
[PREACHER TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
1230
01:40:30,777 --> 01:40:32,402
[PEOPLE MURMURING]
1231
01:40:32,570 --> 01:40:33,820
[LOCK CLICKS]
1232
01:40:34,572 --> 01:40:36,323
[GROWLS]
1233
01:40:38,659 --> 01:40:39,868
[WOMEN GASP]
1234
01:40:45,208 --> 01:40:46,541
Sorry.
1235
01:40:47,376 --> 01:40:49,377
Just having a little trouble.
1236
01:40:50,087 --> 01:40:53,089
A little... trouble at home.
1237
01:40:54,550 --> 01:40:56,718
A little domestic problem.
1238
01:41:05,394 --> 01:41:08,396
Nothing to be alarmed at.
1239
01:41:11,567 --> 01:41:15,111
Just a little female problem.
1240
01:41:18,241 --> 01:41:19,282
[RETCHING]
1241
01:41:19,450 --> 01:41:21,409
[PEOPLE GASPING AND CHATTERING]
1242
01:41:22,411 --> 01:41:24,955
[CROWD SHOUTING]
1243
01:41:30,253 --> 01:41:32,087
Don't pay any attention.
1244
01:41:32,630 --> 01:41:34,632
It's a cheap trick.
1245
01:41:34,925 --> 01:41:38,261
Anybody can do it.
I taught it to them myself.
1246
01:41:39,304 --> 01:41:41,764
Ungrateful little bitches, aren't they?
1247
01:41:42,432 --> 01:41:45,768
I want to ask you something.
You all go to church.
1248
01:41:46,103 --> 01:41:52,525
Do you think God knew what he
was doing when he created woman? Huh?
1249
01:41:52,693 --> 01:41:54,986
No shit! I really want to know.
1250
01:41:55,320 --> 01:41:58,447
Or do you think it was
one of his minor mistakes?
1251
01:41:58,657 --> 01:42:02,118
Like tidal waves! Earthquakes! Floods!
1252
01:42:03,662 --> 01:42:05,997
Do you think women are like that?
1253
01:42:07,207 --> 01:42:09,542
[GRUNTING]
1254
01:42:09,710 --> 01:42:12,128
[RETCHING]
1255
01:42:15,382 --> 01:42:17,383
[PANTING]
1256
01:42:23,307 --> 01:42:24,932
What's the matter?
1257
01:42:27,644 --> 01:42:30,313
You don't think God makes mistakes?
1258
01:42:32,482 --> 01:42:34,317
Of course he does.
1259
01:42:34,818 --> 01:42:36,986
We all make mistakes.
1260
01:42:39,657 --> 01:42:42,826
Of course, we make mistakes,
they call it evil.
1261
01:42:43,536 --> 01:42:48,498
When God makes mistakes,
they call it nature.
1262
01:42:48,666 --> 01:42:51,168
[CHUCKLES]
1263
01:42:51,336 --> 01:42:53,003
So what do you think?
1264
01:42:53,212 --> 01:42:56,048
Women. A mistake?
1265
01:42:56,883 --> 01:43:01,178
Or did he do it to us on purpose?
1266
01:43:01,346 --> 01:43:03,347
I really want to know!
1267
01:43:03,514 --> 01:43:07,059
If it's a mistake, maybe we can
do something about it!
1268
01:43:07,352 --> 01:43:09,186
Find a cure!
1269
01:43:10,521 --> 01:43:12,356
Invent a vaccine.
1270
01:43:15,360 --> 01:43:17,486
Build up our immune systems.
1271
01:43:17,654 --> 01:43:21,531
[LAUGHING]
1272
01:43:21,699 --> 01:43:25,285
Get a little exercise.
1273
01:43:27,038 --> 01:43:29,873
You know. Twenty pushups a day...
1274
01:43:30,041 --> 01:43:34,878
...and you never have to be afflicted
with women, ever again!
1275
01:43:35,964 --> 01:43:39,466
[GROANING]
1276
01:44:05,744 --> 01:44:06,911
[SIGHS]
1277
01:44:07,079 --> 01:44:08,788
All right, that's it.
1278
01:44:09,415 --> 01:44:11,082
How do we know it worked?
1279
01:44:11,417 --> 01:44:13,751
I guess we just wait and see.
1280
01:44:15,254 --> 01:44:17,588
My God, look at this place.
1281
01:44:19,633 --> 01:44:21,509
- Just in case.
- Okay.
1282
01:44:26,181 --> 01:44:27,265
[GROWLING]
1283
01:44:39,361 --> 01:44:41,279
[ENGINE STARTS]
1284
01:45:01,760 --> 01:45:05,137
[GRUNTING]
1285
01:45:05,388 --> 01:45:08,432
[BARKING]
1286
01:45:26,868 --> 01:45:29,244
[BIKER SCREAMS]
1287
01:45:33,208 --> 01:45:36,794
[DOG CONTINUES BARKING]
1288
01:45:36,961 --> 01:45:38,295
No!
1289
01:45:38,463 --> 01:45:40,547
[SCREAMING]
1290
01:46:09,411 --> 01:46:11,371
SUKIE:
Here, here. Quick. Okay.
1291
01:46:13,165 --> 01:46:15,083
[BARKING]
1292
01:46:49,368 --> 01:46:51,453
[GRUNTING]
1293
01:46:51,621 --> 01:46:54,206
[SNIFFING]
1294
01:46:57,752 --> 01:46:59,753
[GRUNTING]
1295
01:47:09,097 --> 01:47:10,764
[GROWLS]
1296
01:47:14,811 --> 01:47:19,148
[GROWLING]
1297
01:47:58,147 --> 01:47:59,189
[NECK CRACKS]
1298
01:48:00,650 --> 01:48:01,816
[SUKIE PANTING]
1299
01:48:01,984 --> 01:48:03,318
The doll.
1300
01:48:04,862 --> 01:48:05,904
[SCREAMS]
1301
01:48:11,285 --> 01:48:13,286
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
1302
01:48:16,666 --> 01:48:18,083
[SCREAMS]
1303
01:48:27,218 --> 01:48:29,552
- Jane! Jane.
BOTH: Aah!
1304
01:48:30,513 --> 01:48:32,347
[LAUGHS]
1305
01:48:32,515 --> 01:48:34,182
Jane, laugh!
1306
01:48:34,350 --> 01:48:36,726
[BOTH LAUGH]
1307
01:48:37,770 --> 01:48:39,104
[LAUGHS]
1308
01:48:39,272 --> 01:48:41,189
[WHIMPERS]
1309
01:48:51,242 --> 01:48:54,202
[GROWLING]
1310
01:49:01,670 --> 01:49:02,670
[SUKIE GASPS]
1311
01:49:02,838 --> 01:49:05,881
[ALL SCREAMING]
1312
01:49:47,257 --> 01:49:49,258
[THUDDING]
1313
01:49:53,055 --> 01:49:55,056
[RUMBLING]
1314
01:49:58,852 --> 01:50:00,269
[SCREAMING]
1315
01:50:20,166 --> 01:50:22,709
[ROARING]
1316
01:51:03,126 --> 01:51:05,962
[MOANING SOFTLY]
1317
01:51:29,820 --> 01:51:31,821
[BABIES BABBLING]
1318
01:51:36,577 --> 01:51:38,077
SUKIE:
Come here, you.
1319
01:51:43,041 --> 01:51:47,879
JANE:
Come on, sweet pea, come on. Oh.
1320
01:51:48,046 --> 01:51:51,632
ALEX:
Come on, little mookie boy, come on.
1321
01:51:53,135 --> 01:51:55,136
[BABIES BABBLING]
1322
01:51:56,221 --> 01:51:57,722
[CHUCKLES]
1323
01:51:57,890 --> 01:52:00,641
What a big guy! Sweetheart.
1324
01:52:02,394 --> 01:52:05,563
Look at Fidel.
What does he have for you?
1325
01:52:09,818 --> 01:52:11,819
[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
1326
01:52:26,919 --> 01:52:28,252
Janey, stop it.
1327
01:52:28,962 --> 01:52:30,254
What?
1328
01:52:30,589 --> 01:52:32,048
Just stop it.
1329
01:52:32,758 --> 01:52:34,800
I can think about him if I want to.
1330
01:52:34,968 --> 01:52:36,761
Not when we're all together.
1331
01:52:36,929 --> 01:52:38,888
I miss him. I can't help it.
1332
01:52:39,097 --> 01:52:41,015
I do, and so do you. Admit it.
1333
01:52:41,183 --> 01:52:42,767
Okay, we admit it.
1334
01:52:42,976 --> 01:52:44,644
Do you want him back?
1335
01:52:55,197 --> 01:52:56,322
[MOUTHING]
1336
01:52:56,490 --> 01:52:58,491
[PLAYING]
1337
01:53:16,803 --> 01:53:19,555
[HORN SOUNDS]
1338
01:53:32,193 --> 01:53:34,194
[OVERLAPPING NOISES OVER TV]
1339
01:53:39,826 --> 01:53:41,326
DARYL:
Take it easy.
1340
01:53:41,494 --> 01:53:44,997
We don't want the whole household
in here, do we?
1341
01:53:45,498 --> 01:53:47,499
That's it. Good boys.
1342
01:53:47,709 --> 01:53:50,043
We're going to do just fine.
1343
01:53:51,879 --> 01:53:55,215
Come to Daddy and give me a big kiss.
1344
01:53:55,383 --> 01:53:58,635
Come on. Good boys. Come on.
1345
01:53:58,845 --> 01:54:00,887
Come to Daddy.
1346
01:54:01,055 --> 01:54:05,601
Coochie-coochie-coo.
That's it. Come on.
1347
01:54:05,810 --> 01:54:08,020
Come on. Come on.
1348
01:54:08,354 --> 01:54:09,730
[DARYL CHUCKLES]
1349
01:54:14,570 --> 01:54:17,530
Oh, ladies, come on.
1350
01:57:55,210 --> 01:57:57,211
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