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"Mysterious arsonist strikes again.
Police baffled."
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- Look, they got a shot of Batman.
- Where?
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There.
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Okay, sport, you can
move the light now.
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- It is him.
- Awesome.
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They never get a shot of Batman.
He's too quick.
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Well, if the Dark Knight's on
the case, arson boy's history.
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And the Batman doesn't
take prisoners.
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The way I hear it,
he isn't even human.
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He's like a giant pterodactyl-beast
with big fangs and talons.
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And when he sees a bad guy, he swoops
down from the sky and carries them off.
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Reality check, Nick.
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My uncle knows Batman. He
says he's really nice.
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- Nice?
- Yeah, right.
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No, I mean it. He
says Batman's neat.
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He's got a lot of cool equipment,
and he and Robin are real funny.
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- And my dad's a spy with the CIA.
- I'm serious.
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See, my uncle was the guard
at the Walker Music Center.
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Sing a song of larceny
Sing it round the town.
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Joker's stealing laughter
And Batman's going down.
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The comedy is finished.
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The Joker. I better
stay on my toes.
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"Better stay on my toes"? He
actually said that, out loud?
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I don't know. This is
how my uncle tells it.
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- Just let Matt tell the story.
- Okay...
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so he runs through the center,
making sure everything's locked up.
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What the...?
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Thank you, good fellow. So
kind of you to get the door.
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Who says chivalry is dead?
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Ah, the arts.
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Mother always said I had talent.
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Well?
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- Oh, yeah. That was good.
- Yeah. All right.
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Thank you. You're too kind.
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Truth be told, strings never were my
section. I'm much better on the keys.
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Hold it right there, Joker.
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- Batman.
- We got your clue about stealing laughter.
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"The comedy is finished."
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A famous line from Pagliacci,
the opera about a sad clown.
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It was your twisted way of saying
you'd steal the original score.
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Now we're gonna make
our own clown cry.
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Get them.
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Not much of a dancer, are you?
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Now you've got the beat.
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I win.
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Robin.
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Oh, very good. I'll have
to make a note of that.
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Tie them up with
those bow hairs.
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I'm not done fiddling
with them yet.
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Now for my next number, I'd like
to do a little ditty for you...
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that I've been working on for...
Oh, it seems like years.
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I call it "Bat-hoven's
Last Movement."
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For some, I'm afraid,
it may hit a sour note.
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Roll, Robin.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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No!
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Good thing we thought to
wear our earplugs, Batman.
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He's getting away.
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My ears!
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Call the police so they can
round up these clowns.
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Well done, old chum.
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"Old chum"? You
gotta be kidding.
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The whole story's bogus. Your
uncle was asleep half the time.
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Well, like I said,
that's how he tells it.
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Hey, who's talking about Batman?
I love Batman.
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All those muscles, the tight
rubber armor and that flashy car.
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- I heard it can drive up walls.
- Yeah, sure, Joel.
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- Hey, what happened to Kozy's?
- The arsonist happened.
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You should have seen the fire.
It was fabulous.
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Wonder if there's any clues.
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- We should get out of here.
- Batman wouldn't run.
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How do you know?
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Because I know what he's really like.
You guys are both totally clueless.
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First of all, Batman's real old, like,
about 50. And second, Robin's a girl.
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Spill it, chicken legs.
Where's the bat?
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Back off, man. I'll waste her.
Believe me, I'll do it!
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- I believe you.
- Figured I had all night, boss?
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Your leader.
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They think we a gang. They
think we just noisy kids.
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But soon, they see we are the future.
We are the law!
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- See, Don, leader's riffing now.
- Leader's Billy Berserk, man.
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I myself will kill
the fool Batman.
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I will rip the meat from his
bones and suck them dry.
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Gotham City belongs
to the mutants!
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They don't even wait for an order.
Kids these days. No respect.
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Rubber bullets. Honest.
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Batman!
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I call you coward. Come out and
face your death like a man!
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I kill you. I eat your heart. I
show you who rules Gotham City.
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Okay, son.
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Show me.
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I kill you now. And
Gotham City is mine.
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- Leader's bugging.
- Leader peg Batman, you see.
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He dusted.
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You don't get it, son.
This isn't a trash heap.
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It's an operating table.
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And I'm the surgeon.
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Gotta love him.
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- Cool.
- And that's what Batman's really like.
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- It's late. My mom's gonna kill me.
- Yeah, I should head back too.
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Hey, it's him.
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Come on.
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I think he went in here.
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- I don't know about this.
- Come on, this could be his headquarters.
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What's he doing?
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Firefly.
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- We gotta tell Batman.
- My bat signal.
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- The batteries are dead.
- You think?
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Who's there?
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Show yourself.
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Kids. Tough break.
Hope you like it hot.
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He got my signal.
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I'd heard you were setting
fires for money, Lynns.
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A little pressure, and your
client gave up where you'd be.
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I thought insurance fraud
was too common for you.
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Fires need fuel.
Chemicals are expensive.
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That's it. You've gotten in
my way for the last time.
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Sorry to put you out.
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Yeah.
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Go!
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Come on!
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Looks like someone
left us a present.
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He's gonna fry up there. I
need a ladder over here. Now.
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Yeah, you get right on that.
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Now, who made the 911 on this?
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See? He was just like I said.
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- What are you talking about?
- Did you see the way he fought?
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Yeah, but he also had
that foam thing.
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And when he flew away at the end,
I'm telling you, he's not human.
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- Get off it. He's human.
- I don't know, I thought I saw fangs.
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