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Missed me.
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Hey!
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- Quick. More bullets.
- Sorry, pudding, that was the last clip.
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You know how expensive they are.
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Sounds like someone turned
off your cash flow.
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If it's a flow you want,
I'm happy to oblige.
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My eye!
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Sucker.
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Come on!
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Well, that was a
complete fiasco.
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If we weren't so strapped for cash,
I'd never have touched this job.
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- Give me the loot.
- Don't you have it?
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Me? You were the last one to... I
thought I told you to get gas!
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We're broke, remember? What
was I supposed to do...
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fill the tank, shoot
the guy and drive off?
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Now you tell me.
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Time to eject.
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- Hey, where's mine?
- Sorry, kiddo. I could only afford one.
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You cheap, penny-pinching,
pasty-faced creep!
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I'll get you for this,
you lousy tightwad!
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A letter came for you today, Mr.
Kerr.
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By the way, you're two
weeks late with your rent.
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Sue me.
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Alas, the bitter jest of fate.
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The once-mighty Joker without
two nickels to rub together.
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Yeah, yeah. You're
hungry, I'm hungry.
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Do me a favor and eat
each other, will you?
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"Dear sir, we regret to
inform you of the passing...
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of Mr. Edward, a.k.a.
"King" Barlowe..."
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There's good news. I hated him.
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"Who, in accordance with his last wishes,
has bequeathed to you the total...
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two hundred and fifty
million dollars."
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Good old King Barlowe.
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I take back almost all the nasty
things I ever said about him.
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Bud, Lou, our ship has come in, boys.
We're gonna spend, spend, spend.
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And I know just what
we'll buy first.
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If a man's filled with glee,
that man must go free.
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That was the scene outside
the city courthouse today...
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where, after weeks
of litigation...
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the Joker's criminal record
has been wiped clean...
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by his one-time gangland
rival, King Barlowe.
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As followers of this remarkable story
know, Gotham's most notorious criminal...
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was recently willed a huge fortune
in cash, jewels and gold.
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It doesn't make sense. King hated the
Joker, but he left him everything.
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I was King's bodyguard for 10
years, and he left me zip.
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Armed with his newfound wealth,
the Joker put together...
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a pricey defense team to polish his
less-than-sterling reputation.
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The Joker is not some animal
to be locked away in a cage.
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He's a thinking,
feeling human being.
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I subjected him to a thorough
psychological examination...
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assessing his subconscious
reflex responses...
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to the most provocative
of stimuli.
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And I can safely say he
is a criminal no more.
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How do you respond to charges that Joker
is simply bribing his way to freedom?
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I won't even dignify
that with a response.
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And there you have it. At this hour,
the Joker is not only a free man...
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- but a wealthy one.
- There's justice for you.
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Well, now that he's rich,
maybe he'll give up crime.
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Right. I'll call Dick.
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You sure the Joker's inside?
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Penguin's throwing him
a "going legit" party.
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Sorry, we're full up tonight.
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Gee, you'd never think Penguin would turn
away the police commissioner's daughter.
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Egad, Gordon's brat. My dear Miss
Gordon, how nice to see you.
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Welcome, have fun. And by all
means, send the bill to me.
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- Thank you, Mr. Cobblepot.
- Lousy little freeloader.
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- What's the scheme this time, Joker?
- No scheme at all, old bird.
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I'm free, I'm rich
and I'm loving it.
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I'm sure old Batboy is
eating his heart out.
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Living well is the best revenge.
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All set?
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Let's do it.
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Everybody down!
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Not you, clown.
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I should have been the one
to get Barlowe's money.
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At least I'll make sure
you'll never enjoy it.
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I hope you've made out
your will, Joker.
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Well done, kiddies.
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We were trying to save innocent lives.
You're just an unpleasant bonus.
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Be that as it may, your grateful
Uncle Joker wants to thank you.
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Here, stick this in
your piggy banks.
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Let the good times roll!
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You're pathetic, you know that?
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Come on, Red. So Mr. J got a
little stressed over money.
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Now that he's loaded, pudding
will buy my way out too.
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Oh, yeah, right.
Sure thing, Harl.
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"Joker seeks new henchgirl"?
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I'll kill him!
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Hey, boss. Why didn't you buy
Harley a ticket out of the bin too?
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00:11:16,521 --> 00:11:19,422
Now, now, Ernie. Mustn't
be too extravagant.
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Besides, it's cheaper
to hire a new one.
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Too fat.
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Too small.
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Too old.
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No.
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Darn!
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Drown the kids and shoot the neighbors.
We've got a winner.
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Thank you, Mr. G. I promise
I'll be the best Harley ever.
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Maybe I should've
hired the fat guy.
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Ernie, take fake Harley here
and show her the ropes.
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- You got it.
- This job has a 401 (k) plan, right?
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- Sure.
- Excuse me, Mr. Joker.
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Sorry, the henchgirl role has been filled.
And quite nicely too.
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Oh, no, sir. I'm not here for a job.
My name is Perry.
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- I'm from the Internal Revenue Service.
- Oh, yes.
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Seems I've heard of that
little organization.
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Then you must realize, as Mr.
Barlowe's sole beneficiary...
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you owe us a tidy bit
of inheritance tax.
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Now, 250 million minus Uncle Sam's
current state and federal percentages...
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This should clear
up your account.
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A hundred and
thirty-seven million?
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Yes, and if I don't pay up, I'll
go to jail for tax evasion.
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I'm crazy enough to take on Batman.
But the IRS? No, thank you.
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- Hey, Mr. G, this money looks weird.
- What do you mean?
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It's a plain old pack of hundreds. See?
There's Ben Franklin's chubby little...
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What? King Barlowe?
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- He's on this stack. And this one.
- He's on every one of these thousands.
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- I don't understand.
- Hey, boss.
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I found this.
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Hiya, Joker. If you're
playing this tape...
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you probably figured
out you've been had.
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Yeah, I left you some cash,
but only 10 million...
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which, knowing you,
you've already blown.
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All the other stuff, money,
jewels and gold, it's all fake.
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See? I always hated your guts, and
this was the perfect payback.
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By now you're probably
out of real money.
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The IRS is after you. And you
can't admit I fooled you...
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or you'll be the laughingstock
of the underworld.
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The joke's on you, sucker. I
got the last laugh after all.
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If I don't pay my taxes,
I'll go to jail...
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but if I admit Barlowe duped
me, I'll look like a fool.
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You could raise cash by pulling
one of your classic routines.
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- Like them laughing fish.
- Good idea, Ernie.
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Let's let Batman know I did it so he can
kick my keister right back into Arkham.
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Dope.
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- Fake Harley, any ideas?
- Anything you say, Mr. G.
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00:15:11,322 --> 00:15:12,880
No, boss!
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00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,318
Who'd ever think I'd
miss the real one?
139
00:15:20,531 --> 00:15:22,761
Harley Quinn's escaped!
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- Seal all exits!
- Maybe she went down the laundry chute.
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00:15:27,905 --> 00:15:31,068
None of these yahoos are crazy
enough to pull that old stunt.
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Help, help! Ivy! Anybody!
Get me out of here!
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My dear Mr. Wayne, I'm delighted
to have you in my humble nest.
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I thought I'd take
in the atmosphere.
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Well, well, Bruce Wayne. Join me.
A bottle of your best, my dear.
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- For my guest.
- You'll understand if I refuse.
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The last time we met, you tried
to throw me off a building.
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I did? Well, that
was so long ago.
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It was last month.
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00:16:16,687 --> 00:16:19,212
Well, gotta be going.
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This is starting to get to me.
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Should have used
more makeup, Ernie.
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00:16:32,804 --> 00:16:35,739
Why the disguise, Ernie?
Where is he?
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- I don't know what you're talking about.
- He can't threaten my guests.
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00:16:39,677 --> 00:16:43,477
- Let me jog your memory.
- No!
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Armored car one, report.
157
00:17:05,703 --> 00:17:09,730
Routine money disbursal from
Gotham Mint proceeding as planned.
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Good. Your police
escort is waiting.
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00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:41,035
Stop!
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No laughing gas, no grins...
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no way Batboy can trace
this back to me.
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00:18:06,297 --> 00:18:08,788
Hey, keep the boat in the water.
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00:18:08,966 --> 00:18:11,799
This definitely wasn't
in the job description.
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It's been so long since
I've seen the real thing.
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Hello, Ben, George, Abe.
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No!
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No! My fortune!
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00:19:14,332 --> 00:19:16,698
Don't be stupid. You
can't save that money.
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I don't want to save it,
I want to go with it.
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00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:30,275
You'd better call
your fancy lawyers.
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Here.
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It's on me.
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Honest, they told me
it was an Equity gig.
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00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:57,572
Okay, get him out of here.
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After all, it's only money.
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00:20:03,314 --> 00:20:06,306
So I'll let the taxpayers
foot my bill again.
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Besides, it'll be nice
to see the old gang.
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One of them's dying to
see you too, pudding.
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- Harley?
- The one and only.
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You... You don't know how
happy I am to see you.
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Welcome to the club.
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Now, baby, I can explain.
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